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Dubs decides what I tell my girlfriend. I will deliver. I'm at work though so it might be a while
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>>683817034
Why do you talk to your gf through kik?
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Babe, can you send me a picture of your boobs. It's been a long day at work
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>>683817287
It's faster than SMS
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>>683817349
Rolling for this
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PROPOSE!
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i got my dick stuck in a bottle
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>>683817661
Kek
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>>683817661
roll
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>>683817661
Rolli polli
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Tell her to send you a video of her pissing pussy and then webm of course
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>>683817034
you sniff her mums panties
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>>683817661
Rollin fo dis
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"We'll bang, ok"
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>>683817661
Got to do this
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>>683817977
winnar
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>>683817287
>>683817373

obviously she's not real

Post tits or gtfo
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>>683817977
Dubs decides lol can't webmd on iPhone
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>>683818275
Kill yourself
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>>683818279
Kek left top
>virgin
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>>683818464
Virgin mobile is best phone company kek
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>>683818279

Fine, fuck you slut (Y) :D
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do it bitch!
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>>683818537
And OP's destiny, his eternal future.
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>>683818600
Winrar!
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>>683817661
roll (how old are you)
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>>683818600

Winbra
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>>683817661
roll
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>>683817034
i want to watch you fuck a big black dick
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Will you at least send me a pic of your pussy? My mom thinks I'm a faggot.
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>>683817661
THIS NOW!
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No pussy piss, no ring on that finger hun
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>>683817661
Pls
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>>683818600
Everyone calm down I will deliver. I'm at work don't forget. Dubs decides
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>>683817661
This, roll
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>>683819777
Trips has spoken
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>>683819777
TRIPS HAS SPOKEN
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>>683819516
rolling
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>>683819799
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>>683819807
I dindu Nuffin
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>>683819777
WINRAR KEK
WINRAR KEK
WINRAR KEK
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>>683819516
Roll
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>>683819777
WIIIIIIIIIIIINRAAAAAR
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>>683819777
>kek

>>683819831
Reroll
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>>683819807
Did she cheat on you? Also "Sorry, I don't think i'm in a place to give you what you need. I feel like this realtionship is hurting the both of us, lets break up?."
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Dubs decides lol she has morals and ethics too bad
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>>683819777
Trips trips trips
Trips trips trips
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>>683820116
Pls.
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>>683820124
"Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?"
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Rolling

> Tell me a secret, and I'll tell you a secret.
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>>683820124
Can I finger your ring then?
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>>683820124
Faggot the proposal was dub'd
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>>683820267
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tell her you got fucked in the ass in 6 grade by billy the big fat kid
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>>683820288
Checked, deliver op
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>>683820124
I never should've ever fucked you
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>>683820124
Can i have a rimjob when you get here?
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>>683820444
Trips overrules dubs
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>>683820444
Trips jesus fuck use your comments wisely folks.
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>>683820444
TRIIIIIIIPSS
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>>683820444
Czeched
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>>683820444

oh god yes
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>>683820555
WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!
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>>683820444
Bet you he pussies out.
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>>683820444
Merry kekmas, asshole.

Check my powerful trips
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>>683820519
TRIPS WINS. DELIVER OP.
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>>683820467
roll
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>>683820444
>>683820555

what the fuck is going on here buds?
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>>683820555
It's raining trips
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>>683820555
Tripped
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One pic of your furburger isn't gonna kill ya bb!
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>>683820627
Fate!
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>>683820627
Wat te fouk?
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Dubs decides! I'm dying over here
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WITNESS ME
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>>683820555
rolling
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Rolling

> Listen, tell me a secret, and I'll tell you a secret.
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/b/ will ruin your fucking life
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>>683820790
Cause I think that's how I got herpes.
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because I aids now nigger
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>>683820790
Cause I have aids
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>>683820555
kek
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>>683820649
OP here, when I say I delievers. I do. Like papa johns bitch
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marry me, you slut
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>>683820886
Reroll.
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>>683820790
You wont let me piss inside your bootyhole and honestly that pussay stank
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>>683820928
roll
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>>683817034
Kidding. I miss your pussy, can you send me a quick pic?
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>>683820928
reroll
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>>683820932
kek roll
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>>683820923
roll
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You're a nigger
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>>683820886
Reroll cuz Im desperate.
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>>683820790
I'm HSV2 babe
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>>683820971
RAVOLI RAVAOLI, CHECKUMIONI
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>>683820790
Because you're a skank that has given me herpes
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>>683820995
roll
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>>683820790
I want to fart on your tits
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>>683821035
Roll
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I am thinking of converting to the muslim faith
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>>683821033
WINRAR
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>>683820886
Reroll
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>>683820932
Rolll
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You're a nigger
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>683820790
just kidding, will you marry me?
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>>683820886
Reroll cuz Im desperate. >>683821033
Nice.
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>>683821077
yes!
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>>683820940
Is she a good or bad gf? "Can you break up with me please"
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>>683821033
Winrar
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>>683819516
reroll
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Send her this OP
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>>683821033
Win
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My dick gets bigger when I pull it! Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin! Will you help me to not rip the skin by using your mouth?
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You're a nigger.
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>>683821096
reroll
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>>683821144
Checked.
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>>683821202
roll
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>>683819807
you're not aunt jamaima?
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>>683821033
win
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>>683821264
roll
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hun, im pretty sure i have hpv so u might want to get checked
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OP
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>>683821202
Woah wheres that from? Is that from.... reddit? Get out pls! *looks at you sternly while stroking a cuck/mudslime/makeamericamemeagain poster*
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>>683821202
sauce? this is awesome
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>>683821399
Checked. OP better wale the fuck up.
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>>683821202
Roll
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>>683821202
nah type this out to her
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Let's go to the movies on saturday, I have to tell you something important. It ain't easy, but I got to tell it to you, and I'd rather like to tell it to you personally. It's just, there are so many girls out there, it had to happen some day.. Let's talk this through, okay babe?
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>>683821202
reroll
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Ay b0ss
Gibe da p0ssi plz
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>>683821033
>>683820923
Do It Faggot.
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>>683821547
reroll
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>>683821502

why would you do that, why???
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>>683821502
fucking hell
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I think OP may have left to save his relationship.
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>>683821589
Roll.
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OP is chatting with his alt account.
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>>683821202
Roll
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>>683821547
this needs to happen, doubs come on!
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Fuck we gotta get her back
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>>683821680
I hope not. Why would you do this in the first place
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>>683821033
Waiting for op to deliver
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Sorry, I had 4chan dictating what I said for the past few texts. So we gonna fug or wat?
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just tell her,


hun my cousin just made 120 dollars from web cam whoring, what if we fuck and stream it?
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>>683821847
Oh shit, this isn't Chelsea?
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>>683821890
roll
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Dubs decides!!!
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That's it you filthy cunt we're through, don't contact me ever again or I swear I'll rape your nan.
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>>683821547
come on, reroll go for dubs!
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>>683821847
OP = gay
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Screenshot this thread and send her it
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bae i a niggro now
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>>683821997
roll
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>>683821847
OK, lets start again. What about you be the man this time and fuck me?
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>>683821847
Then fuck you bitch. We're through. I've had it with your shit
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>>683821898
Definetly
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>>683822077
winrar
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>>683821996
I hate niggers
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>>683822048
Roll
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>>683821847
I hate niggers
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>>683821847
Is she black? If so. "Your pretty ok for a nigger/ You 'dmake a very good house negro.
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>>683822048
Roll
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>>683822077
WINRAR
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>>683822077
WINRAR!
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>>683822133
>>683822155
Winrar
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>>683822155
WINRAR
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>>683822144
Winrar
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>>683822133
>>683822155
double winnar
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I am so worry, I mad a thread on channel 4 were I asked peoples what do write. I lorv you.
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I hate niggers
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>>683822155
>>683822133

dubbadubs winrar

if this is dubs say "what did you have for lunch today?"
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Why are you doing this?
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>>683822077
>>683822133
>>683822144
>>683822155

dafuc m3?
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>>683822077
WIN WIN WIN
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>>683822144
This
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Sorry i love cats
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>>683822400
checked
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damn op is it worth it? at least you're not a faggot.
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>>683821847
serious note though. send pic of your tits quick. got 5 minutes left.
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Don't ignore me you rancid swine
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THERES A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE FAGGOT
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>>683822599
classic
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>>683822599
Dubs are everywhere
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>>683822599
W
I
N
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>>683822599
>>683822400
>>683822155
>>683822144
>>683822133
all these dubs, OP best deliver
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I WANT TO CUM IN YOUR EYES BABY!
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT I...I... UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH *cums*
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The fact that she hasn't said anything about you being weird makes me think that you're always this autistic and weird.
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>>683822599
oh shit win.
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>>683822722
Holy fuck, more dubs
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i want to stick my toe in your dirty nostrils
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>>683822532
He is a faggot. He is probably ruining months of relationships now...
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OP here rip thread
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>>683822854
so CLOSE
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>>683822873
Sorry, my mom stole my phone
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>>683822873
OP you faggot, you should've done that one after the other wins
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>>683822873
faggot
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>>683822930
KEK, send this anyways OP
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>>683822873
Lol soz guys I was the one who suggested dis xD
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I'm not ruining shit, she knows what 4chan is me and her browse the boards frequently. Enjoy being virgins you faggots
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but baby please, you remind me of hillary clintons clit and it makes me so hottt
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>>683822873
I'd call you a faggot but you did well

gg OP was not a faggot today
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>>683822999
Checked!
Trips demands you send this!
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>>683823011
Is she black?
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>>683822930
Kek
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>>683823011
Fag
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>>683823011
wasnt worth it op, huh?
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>THERES A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE FAGGOT
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>>683822999
Winrar
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>>683823011
enjoy having sex with a fake account on a messenger application ya fucking retard
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>>683823011
I'm so glad for you! I thought you ruined months of relationship, wish you the best in your life anon. :)
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I'm sorry babe but I'm coming out right now fucking you made me turn into men and the feeling of getting my ass fucked is better then your loose cunt
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>>683822599
I have agree with ya post geezer
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>>683823369
what a nice anon
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>>683823152
Yes and so am I
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>>683817661
ROLL
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>>683823011
OP did well, lets call it a night. To think i can go to sleep knowing op was less of a fag and deliver.
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>>683823334
Don't be salty
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OP here I'll make a thread again later let's try and get nudes next time
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>>683823620
use this next time when you wish to say that anon
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Got here too late. Fuck. Good job, OP.

>>683823734
They tried this time. You're not even OP. You're just a big fat phony.
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>>683823011
The story of the op who chikened out and started crying wen he was the ine who sended the messages. Well done op. Hope you're proud
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>>683820116
Bump
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>>683823857
I wasn't messaging myself fag
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>>683823011
either coal burner or nigger. kys
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>>683823841
No it was me who said that lol
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>>683824127
Profit
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>>683824210
fat
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>>683824241
Kys faggot nigger cuck
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>>683824343
you will always be a nigger
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We didnt even get a single nude....
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Good job 4chan. Today was a good day. This wasn't bait. And it is real. I've got a winner.
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>>683824598
ITT autism, cuck faggot.
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>>683824598

>has a 4chan girlfriend
>she wont piss in his mouth

Mate what are you doing with your life, you need a new gf.
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>>683822599
Yup
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OP is a faggot and a nigger.
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>>683824598
prove with tits and timestamp if I get dubs
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>>683824598
Kill yourself
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>>683824598
did we say nigger.?
we meant niger?
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>>683825232
offbyone.jpg
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>>683824532
i aint black but why the fuck would i care about my skin collor?
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>>683824978
Even my gf is the biggest normie I know and she still pisses in my mouth
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>>683825333
You're with a nigger, you're a fucking nigger.
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What's up with you guys and me pissing in his mouth?
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I'm not fat
I'm a fit fag nice try though
Also in military
Army fag yes I am
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>>683825333
still a nigger tbh fam kys
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>>683823072
>(you)
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OP here. I only post with screenshots. So don't pretend to be me ;)
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>>683825590
i aint OP you retarded fuck, secondly i would not give a fuck if i had a black gf or not
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>>683825670
no thanks, i like life so far
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>>683825638
OP just admitted he is a fag?
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>>683825950
ur a fukin nigger. kys
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>>683826197
if he's on /b/ he's a fag
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>>683826217
im black? k
kill myself? no
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>>683825911
OP don't be a cuc and post nudes.
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Alright guys thread is kill. Will make another later.
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>>683826529
Unfortunately she doesn't take nudes lmao
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>>683817034
OP doesn't have a gf, he has two phones.
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>>683826625
cya OP
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>>683826710
agree 100%
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>>683826710
i think this anon is right, in any case, i completely agree with him, good thinking man
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>>683826710
HA! got em. good one OP your most agreeable
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>>683826710
I wish I could afford two phones
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>>683826710
Well spotted, you are obviously a playa like OP
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>>683826710
good god he's right!
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>>683826710
Interesting perspective, I didn't agree but after your post, I certainly must concur.
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>>683826710
First thing I ever agree with
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>>683826710
I agree
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>>683817034
Wow op you idiot are concentrad cancer... please get off that board and take your girlfriend, if she is real, with you.... i'll work the whole night to doxx your ass and make a funny thread about you.
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>>683826710
Sir, you're right. Please, share with us all of your almighty knowledge
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>>683827242
Fuck you fag do it
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Keep texting yourself you fucking nerd
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>>683825638
OP, you have no proof for any of this. For all we know you're some fat little nigger who's texting his best friend that's pretending to be his girlfriend.
Pics or you're a faggot.
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>>683826710
Fucking this
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