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Just made a fake girls Tinder account.
DUBS/TRIPS decide what I say to all matches.
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rolled
Hey It's me , it's me you're looking for
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Hello, this is a fake account.
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>>683813273
pic of matches ?
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>>683813273
Shit Toto we sure as fuck ain't in Kansas any more
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>>683813273
RACE WAR NOW DO YOU AGREE
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>>683813700
Winrar
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>>683813700
sweet

op better deliver
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>>683813273
Go with it, saying you're bored and want to have sex...

Keep it going, till you can send them the link of this thread.

>Profit
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I'm actually a dude, here's my dicpic:
>send dicpic
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>>683814179
reroll just for basic lols
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OP here i sent it gonna bluetooth pic to pc now one sec

Come on guys rolllllllll
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Have them meet you at some random place. Go to that place when they show up and take their picture. Post pic here on /b/.
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>>683814385
we need replies to that first post to roll stuff

general roll for

"Trump 2016! Get the muslims out"
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>>683813273
Roses are red, violets are blue
Niggers are violent, I'm coming for you
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Tell them you will fuck them if they send bitcoin to you. Keep the bitcoin.
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>>683814690
rerawl
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我吃的屁股
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>>683814736
rawlin'
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Tell them you will fuck them. Send them to the house of a random girl you know.
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Rolling
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>>683813700
Winrar
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hurry the fuck up op

roll for
>>683814608
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>>683814385
Akshly there is win>>683813700
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All people relying are Irish so responses should be entertaining
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SOMEONE GET FUCKING DUBS ALREADY DAVIDS WAITING
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>>683815504
DO YOU SIDE WITH THE REICH
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Hey girl! Just FYI, it's not me in the picture, but people tend to be a bit racist so I'm using a different picture. But once you get to know me you won't be able to get enough of my big black dick! So, when do you want to fuck?
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>>683815638
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>>683815676
rolling
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just bait the guys and make them humiliate themselves

fuckin hate tinder guys

I made a fake account and got matched with some pretty chill/cool grills tho, deleted it because of the cringe
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>>683815619
roll
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>>683815676
.
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I am a nigger.
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>>683814803
>我吃的屁股
Moonrunes
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>>683815619
rolls
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>>683815898
1 off dam
roll
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Fuck david its this faggets turn kek im no cracka bitch
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>>683815638
well little too obvious but roll i guess
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>>683815988
waste of dubs

for times sake throw the race war now as the opening to them all
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>>683813273
Want to see my cock?
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>>683815988
FFS of course I get dubs jesus christ
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>>683815988
Who da fuck are you callin' a cracker you racist piece of shit? I'm actually 1/10'th african.
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Just so you know, I'm into BDSM and I'm submissive. Anything you want to do to me?
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>>683815676
OP ROLLING FUCK IT
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>>683816344
hahahaha SHIT
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>>683816337
Reroll
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>>683816344
this makes me so happy
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>>683816337
Reroll
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>>683816410
Rellis
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>>683816607
H
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>>683816648
Rellishhhhhhhh
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>>683815733
wasted dubs
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Can I use my vibrator on you if we hook up?
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>>683816863
*when
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You look abit like sheldon cooper
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>>683816784
Relish.
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>>683816790
fuk u bitch, these roll threads are shit anyway
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>>683816987
Rollerino
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Padraig hasnt replied i wonder y :///
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>>683817033
Double wasted 33
I really feel indifferent about that. Have a nice day.
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Hey if we hook up my dad wants to watch us fuck. He's a chill guy so it's okay.
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Want to eat my ass?
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>>683817157
To me it was impressive, but that's just me dub 33 is my number

gonna go play the lotto because I'm not underagb8
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>>683817128
maybe he is racist?
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>>683817266
dubdub
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>>683813273

if dubs/trips tell her your real name and address

if singles an hero u lonely faggot
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>>683815504
Show me your baby dick
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This is weird I normally only fuck black guys but I think we can do it tonight if you wanna?
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Never rub another man's rhubarb
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>>683813273
Hey, what brings you here?

I'm here for shagging #nofilter
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Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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I've been looking for a big cock to suck on tonight, do you have what I'm looking for?
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Bareback my bumhole and call me Daddy?
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>>683817577
>>683817655
>>683817800
what the fuck
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If you're not willing to pee on me im not interested.
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>>683817577
>>683817655
>>683817800
>>683817877
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>>683818025
Rolling
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Blow your ass gas in my mouth, while calling me Juden?
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i mastrubate with the tought of hitler fucking my brains out
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PLEASE JUST END MY HOLES
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kill yourself
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>>683817877
>>683817945
what an asshole.
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Are you cool with me pretending to be 96 and have dementia? I get off on forgetting things
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Op, never delivers
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>>683817945

>Op you said you would be better thatn the other thread.
>So far you are worse
>Step your fucking game up
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Heres the three dubs in a row waiting for replies will keep sending same ones til someone gets new dubs or i get replies lol
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>>683818477
Wasted.
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but u have to..be my boyfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute guy to be my boyfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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>>683818785
rerole
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>>683818785
Le Role :D
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>>683818785
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>>683818785
Rolling for this
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>>683817877
Everyone spam this faggits snapchat its on the pic hahaha - OP
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>>683818785
Please Jesus
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>>683818945
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>>683818720
Lol, better pic of David? Think I know them, could exploit this
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>>683818785
Please Shrek
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>>683819224
None for you higgins
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>>683817877
Oh, this looks like fun, OP!
Your dubs demands you ask for a dick pic immediately. Send tits with request. Here. I'll post some, since you obviously ain't got none!
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>>683819224
Shrek = dubsquadstrips so ok 1 sec
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>>683818785
roller
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You're Irish too op. Dia dhuit
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Its dat boiii, oh shit waddupp!
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im not good at math :(
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>>683819744
oh yes
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Any news on Padraig?
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>>683819787
are you ok with a 3 way, you in the middle babe ;) chad is gentle
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>>683820079
lol roll
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>>683819331
Rolling for this.
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>>683820079
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>>683819787
lol, nice line niggah, i'll use that.
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>>683820079
maybe change the name to something less obviously troll
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>>683819787
is this faggot really trying to tell girls on tinder he has a 12 inch cock lmao
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If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?
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>>683819331
I'll roll too.
Nice tits, btw.
And surprisingly, I think your pic could work for OP!
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>>683820079
rollers
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most votes go to next comment wins fuck dubs - OP
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This is a fake account
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>>683819331
Roll
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>>683820574
well no shit
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Say
>I suffer from short term memory loss, when you fuck me i will suddenly forget about it and think that you are raping me
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>>683813273
hey there. wanna see my penis?
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>>683820666
Satan commands you do this OP
>>683819331
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>>683815504
>Tinder profile is a picture of him with another chick.

lol, that guy's looking for an affair.
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>>683820666
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he rolled shreks
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>>683819331
Come on OP.
Do this.
Satan already commanded it.
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and someone wanted a better pic of david earlier lol and his snapchats thrown in there aswell oops
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>>683821621
Satan can hold his fucking horses/goats m9
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>>683821860
Holding.
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>>683822095
first i need a pic of just tits no face.. and cant be massive.. and have to be fake tanned white.... (relevant to profile pic)
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>>683822290
Looking, aargh!
Fake tanned white?
Hold on. Maybe I can crop one or something.
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No ones commenting so im picking random ones people already posted
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"I'll fuck but you gotta suck my pubes. Most guys dont like it."
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>>683822958
>>683822095
nvm, u cant send pics on tinder chat
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you should get a bunch of them to think you want to fuck, then tell them all to meet up at the same place, and just watch them be completely confused.
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I've always wanted to be in a interracial sandwich. You want to join me and my friend Tyrone? You can be in the middle if you want.
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>>683823209
rollrollrollroll
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>>683823333
OH SHIT SOMEONE GOT TRIPS ON MY POST.
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You have really beautiful eyes! I'd love to squirt on them! <3 ;)
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>>683823209
^ This lol.
and say they should wear a shirt with flowers and you do too so you can recognize each other easyerly
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>>683823435
dont u mean quads? and im not doing that right now lol its just random sentences but im doing any requests commented fuck dubs it takes too long
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>>683823651
OP is a huge faggot. Abandon thread.
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>>683823209
they gotta meet somewhere where not many people will be so they will all be thinking "wut are these other guys doing"
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>>683822290
Crop this one a bit if you need to.
It shouldn't show up on a reverse image search, especially if you crop it a bit! If you can't I will. Just tell me what to crop out.
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>>683823110
Oh.
Shows what I know!
Never Tindered b4.
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kek
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modified it a bit
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my own materiel kek he agrees?
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Tell someone to check out your youtube channel - Evalion @youtube
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>>683824411
Double dubs OP has lost this one off the hook! Did not set it hard enough.
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>>683824650
What kind of a girl do you think I am you fucking psycho? Do you think bottles up asses are funny? You piece of shit.
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>>683824678
done
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>>683824899
hahahahha one sec hahaha
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>>683824899
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>>683825560
Is he the gay guy on the left or the gay guy on the right?
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>>683824678
kek
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haahahahaha
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>>683825662
You should check that youtube channel out aswell, it's really educational.
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>>683825830
I've always had a thing for orphans ;) wanna meet up?
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PEOPLE I NEED FUCKING MATERIAL HERE
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>>683825998
gold
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>>683825728

this poor foreigner doesn't know that according to murican logic a quotation mark also denotes inches
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DESU DESU DESU etc. you know the deal OP
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need a reply /b/
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>>683823110
>>683824733
Hmm...
Why do I not believe you?
And fuck your dubs!
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>>683825728
As long as you're pure-blooded aryan I don't really care about your political views ;) As long as you don't have any jew-blood I'm DTF ;)
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>>683826888
Thats a gif see the gif button fucktard???!!
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>>683826915
lol roll
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>>683826915
...
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>>683826785
Haha, what are you going to do? Kill them? :D Lol! But seriously, I'd be cool with that.
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>>683826915
roll
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>>683826977
You just can't stop with the dubs, can you?
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>>683826785
No, that was embarassment for having a son like you. wanna watch me shove a banana up my ass?
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Up the Kingdom! O'Donoghue rules!
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>>683813273

"Hi I'm just another a faggot pretending to be a girl in the internet"
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I'm a proud to be a female with a penis
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>>683827540

"Hi, I'm just another faggot pretending to be a DERP on the internet"
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Will you let me eat your girlfriend out while you watch, after we tie you up?
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>>683827917
Reroll
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>>683827945
Reroll
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>>683827266
winrar
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>>683828041
Reroll
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>>683827945
Do this OP.
Well, at least Say It!
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>>683813273
More pics of that girl?
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>>683827945
OK. Rollerino.
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>>683826915
roll
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>>683826785
You're the cringest 13 yo mother fucker, worst fucking tinder bread I've ever come across
Kill yourself
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>>683826785
Fucking white cis piece of shit...using parents plural like everyone has a Mom AND Dad. Grow the fuck up ass hat and check your privilege
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If I killed myself right now, would you care?

>now we're talkin' cringe!
>Cringe on OP's level...
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OP has lost control of this thread.
>assumes OP ever had control over anything! Kek!
If dubs, kys OP.
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>>683829574
You were saved this day, OP; now GTFO!
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'hey jes'
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>>683829711
>gets dubs
I think this means OP must kill thread now.
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>>683829951
Like really fake, like really!
Teach me how to be real.
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>>683830567
everybody say hi to faheem
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Hey im faheem and i like dick /b/
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>>683831104
Today OP was a giant faggot.
Bailing now.
Hope OP had fun.
Few else did.
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>>683829711
Yep these dubs confirmed it
Kill yourself asap op
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>>683831553
Fuck u faggit kys
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it me faheem i am faggot pls fuck my mouth
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>>683831104
Christ
Someone please make it stop
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>>683820216
It's from batman
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>>683829922
Double dubs confirms.
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kek
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if this works i win fuck u all
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>>683813273
you are a stupid faggot OP and this thread isn't funny
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>>683831104

what a newfag
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I think it would be way more interesting if someone set up a tinder account with pics a random (but not famous) hot guy, just to see what the other end of the spectrum looks like
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>>683832707
y u crien m9

>>683832794
veryoldfag
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I want to poop into your butthole and you'll poop it back into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.
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>>683832602
No you can't win, you lost over an hour ago by posting the shitest fucking shit I've seen, please PLEASE go kill yourself
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>>683832955
Anything would be better than this disgraceful shit
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>>683832955
dubs confirmed
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>>683830304
>>683830371
>>683831104

> OP is faggot
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>>683818785
Roll
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>>683818785
Rolleolleoll
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>>683833143
He sure is! Good point anon
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>>683818785
Again
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>>683830187
RULES 1 and 2 FAGGOT
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>>683833143
Couldn't agree more anon.
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>>683833334
For fucks sake
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>>683833026
>>683833127
>>683833143
Fuck you bunch of faggits im acting like a bitch as much as i can of course its gonna be cringe fucking retarded fucks im tryna get him to meet up with me cunts stfu or gtfo
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>>683833143
Correct assumption, fellow internet user.
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>>683833143
I agree
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>>683833143
SPOT. ON.
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>>683833143
No need to state the obvious m8
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"Hi"
"Hi"
"My name is berry" "I charge only 20dollars per night" "Im new to the trade"
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>>683833432
Kill self n00by fag
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>>683833143
>>683833330
>>683833405
>>683833441
>>683833549
>>683833584
>>683833666
your literally making my brain hurt from cringe you absolute fucking SAMEFAG go kys right now i fucking mean it jesus christ satan spawn and rape this samefagging nigger fuck jew
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>>683831104
Hi Feheem!!! :)
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>>683833954
again samefag omfg i cant KYS KYS KYS
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>>683834014
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>>683834014
fucking relax, man
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>>683834014
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This thread made me suicide
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>>683834014
you're*
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>>683834219
>>683834338
nice double post SAMEfuckingFAGGGGGG
just leave man, you've samefagged enough for one day
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>>683825998
this
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>>683834014
Twelvie confirmed
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>>683834806
Twelvie? cringe
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>>683834719
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>>683835010
capturing comments trying to offend someone by posting exactly what they said doesnt exactly work samefag
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to those of you still commenting what to say on tinder I cba and deleted the account. GRINDR IS NEXT >:)
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>>683835000
Not cringe as ops tinder responses
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>>683833144
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>>683835494
It was your responses you fucking down syndrome fetus
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>>683835722
Kek calm down
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>>683813273
I hope you like hemroids
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>>683835842
How can I calm down when there is so many retarded newsamefags commenting at once?!

And how has this thread not been 404'ed yet? kek
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>>683835999
not particularly samefag
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Going to ennistymon now to meet up with adrian and rape him in an alleyway
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I hate niggers sorry
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Do u have race carz
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>>683836094
Take some codeine dude kek
Hopefully it 404s soon so I can forget this thread ever existed
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>>683819787
Fucking bullshit I'm 6ft even, 6x0
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>>683834014
>>683834719
>>683835298
>>683836094

> samefag
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>>683836873
Confirmed
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>>683833387
track this faggot OP down and kill this fucker
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Do you have a problem with shoveing a toy car up my ass hole
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>>683837396
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