>Waifu claiming thread.
>The rules are very simple:
>>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>>post pics of your waifu
>>one claim per anon
>>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>>most important: Have fun!
You have obviously never had kingworms
It's a poor man's food but you gotta get your nutrients somewhere
Well that's just the best of both worlds
You greedy fuck
Damn, now I'm going to have to try this...
Wish me luck
Hope I don't
Well, in a decade or so most of our animal based protein will be from crickets. Its really economically and ecologically efficient way
You have walked into a strange conversation
Does her height impair her ability at all? I mean, she is 4'10
You. I love this waifu.
Worms scare me tbh.
Dva claimed as always.
I seem to be able to recognize a lot of the ship girls from Kantai Collection but I've never actually watched or played anything from the series.
So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way.
That's pretty normal, same with Touhou.
Dunno if you are the one that linked the new threads for me a week or so ago, but am I doing better now? <3
Emi is too fast for the server to catch up.
Even when she's slower she's faster.
Dva was petty cool in overwatch what made you like her?
Well, Neo, the big boss, is only 4'9 in heels. Her height doesn't matter even remotely.
'Tis be a shame that the trophies are just gathering dust now.
Well, customers have seen us brutally beating people who step out of line. Nothing to worry about.
> owner is a cute.
D'aw, thanks love.
You have good taste in fetish.
Yep, it's been happening more recently.
Oh shit, what is happening?
Thank you, horror buddy. Hope you slept well.
How's it going Mine?
So do you, also good taste in waifus.
Other anon was probably right when he said owner is a qt.
Her gameplay overall, and her look, she's a cutie <3
Better to start entomophagy today and get used to it. I enjoy them most with paprika spices
Well you don't eat them raw, and they aren't even worms. They look like pic related and they are pretty crunchy and delicious. They have a taste not unlike hazelnuts
Well you'll get your daily requirement like that for sure
Yeah I actually did sleep pretty well last night, how'd you sleep?
Yep, that works, maybe put it three times like
So it's easier to see!
Still, I really can't handle anything that looks like that. Seeing or thinking of worms usually makes me want to puke and run away.
Who do you ship Kyoko with?
I'M NOT CRAZY
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY
I watched the anime but they don't show every ship girl. But after some time I started recognizing the other ones too after reverse image search.. "^^
Best German CV Claimed
>Feels good man
Guten Morgen Everyone !
How its going today ?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Then that values for every employee that works in there.
Not that I can't beat up some obese neckbeard.
You certainly couldn't deny that, for obvious reasons Heh~
So you just shorten everything?
Not even processed? I would figure they would powder it for, like granola bars or something
Sorry, just taking some anger out
Booping mission complete!
Hey there, good morning. I'm good, wbu?
Wonderful taste in waifu my dude.
Needs more for me :3
That's good to hear, man. I slept okay, passed out pretty quick.
Doing anything right now?
Heyo Graf, everything's fine here.
There's no need to cutie~
Pretty great. Went through the effort of carrying my large fan out of the attic, and it's been a great help in dealing with the recent heat.
How have you been?
Shimakaze is one I immediately recognize. She has a very unique character design.
I'm going to sleep. I feel tired.
You went through the trouble of Tripcode Explorer?
My old one's sadly forgotten, but no one would recognize it anyways, unless they visited /mu/ 4 or 5 years ago.
Einen guten morgen. Mir geht es gut und dir? Schön auch andere Schiff Mädchen zu sehen.
Good morning. I'm doing fine and you? Nice to see other ship girls. :)
I hope by ship you don't mean anything sexual because thats something the anime never intended, but the obvious pairs the cast can be divided into are HomuMad, KyouSaya and MamiNagisa.
Yea that's just a mental block you gotta put yourself over. I remember the first time I ate grilled grasshoppers. Those things actaully still ook like grasshoppers. Still they pleasantly surprised me. It's really bothers me that their shields get between your teeth though. Still, that disgust is something that fades away
Well you can buy wormburgers which is ground up mealworms but these chips are not processed
Hey there hot stuff
IF DUBS I SWALLOW A SWORD ANYWAY TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Shipping you soon
I used MTY_CL, actually. Tripcode Explorer wasn't behaving too well for me.
I'm all for the classic shipping.
You'll surely die from bleeding by piercing your throat or you'll suffocate.
Damn, I'm jealous. The recent heat down here has been pounding me down. Wish I had a better fan, heh. Glad you're able to stay cool.
I've been alright, might go to the doctor over a possible heart issue. And it's been getting fairly hot here recently.
But aside from that I've been doing fairly well, glad to hear you're doing the same.
Goodnight, Tats. Sleep warm and well.
How are you today Booby Brother?
Trying to get steam to finish its fucking updates while also browsing like 4 threads.
Can't we just agree on protein powder?
First ask your chiropractor, if this move is recommendable for you.
Next time I will do better, I promise!
I know right?
Good night, sleep well :)
Ooh damn, that's a nice picture you've got there.
.. I'll just stay with jizz for now.
Sorry D.Va, here's the prove.
Nette Pantsu auf deinem Kopf. Steht dir.
Why not? I think those two deserve a pairing too and in fact Nagisa was the one that most affected Mami both in Rebellion and the series. And I believe the upcoming movie will only strengthen the ship further since she didn't get that much attention yet.
Kek, Steam sucks at times. I feel that.
4 threads? Dayum.
How you doin?
Anyone wants to chat? I'm dead bored, jesus.
Local news today, superhero Asui Tsuyu, or just Tsuyu as her friends and family called her, has died today. She thought she would get attention by swallowing two swords.
After the first one pierced most, of not all of her vital organs she carried on and still tried for the second.
It promptly came out through her chest.
She bled out within minutes...
This is ____, reporting for /waifu/ news channel 69.
Hello There My Russia Comrade !
How you doing ?
Oh Hando kun !
>Love that pic
Got some free time now
How about you ?
>Good man, you?
Feels good too but tommorow i need to move over 500 km ...
>I dont like my boss
>Wonderful taste in waifu my dude.
Finaly ! Someone understand my choice
>Ehh i want to play overwatch again !
D.VA is excellent choice too !
Im missing you on ts3 today !
>My pasta boy
Boat waifus are the best !
>My waifu only use Guten Morgen when she presents
>I'm doing fine and you?
Glad to hear !
Can i ask you something ?
>Why Fubuki ?
to bad we dont have a group on steam would love to play game with you guys
I feel you! I'm dying without Overwatch, for real.
Thanks a lot, D.VA is such a cutie <3..
But so is Graf, really.
Just finished sniper elite 2 again.Imma also repliat the third cause the fourth will be released soon
im bored to ill chat with yah what you want to talk about
Its like every fucking hour its got some new bullshit update for a game that came out 20 years ago, like the developers are still putting out updates or some shit. My internet already sucks bad enough when I'm not trying to download stuff.
I've got the monster girl threads on /a/ and /jp/, this thread and one other so yeah 4 threads.
You're not allowed to have a heart attack you hear me, go get checked out and do what the doctor tells you, none of you are allowed to die.
>to bad we dont have a group on steam
Some guys use discord and others use Telegram.
I was the one that got the dubs.
Sorry I have to finish my thesis so I'll probably be on again Friday or Saturday~
well yes but what does that have to do with it?
Damn that sucks man.
Sounds comfy bud.
Es ist immer praktisch, eins mehr dabei zu haben.
Wie geht's an diesem schönen Abend?
Anything, really. :3
This is now butt thread.
Nice, glad you've got some down time to relax. I'm doing well, just hanging out right now and basking in your adorableness.
What you doing right now?
You're a multitasker, ain't ya? I suck at that personally.
Yeah, those updates piss me off as well. Slows down my internet and shit for a simple bugfix I don't give a rat's ass about.
>You're not allowed to have a heart attack you hear me, go get checked out and do what the doctor tells you, none of you are allowed to die.
God, you're such a sweetheart. It's adorable.
will it be a big ship?
Tired. I'm still coloring the thing.
>sorry for late replies
Didn't know that about guten morgen.
And fubuki because I like her attitude and how she tries her best to achieve her goals :)
>and her looks
And if I may ask something?
>wondering too didn't play the game so I don't know her well, to be exact only from pictures
If you have a smaller fan, you should put a bowl of ice or cold water in front of it. That apparently helps a lot.
Possible heart issue sounds bad. What's brought you to suspect that you have heart issues?
Bwah, könnte schlimmer sein. Ein paar nette Spiele in WoWs mit Graf gehabt, aus Versehen eine feindliche Mutsuki versenkt, und mich morgen auf eine Servermigration vorbereiten. Und bei dir so?
how do you feel about widowmaker if i had to choose a waifu from overwatch it would be her
Going great! I was busy building my science empire in Stellaris~ What about you?
I like to keep my Maki pure. But okay.
>only got 1 lewder image than this
Holy, that is a wonderful butt <3
She's hot, but I dont like her model in game sadly.
I love you.
Don't worry, it's fine!
Now that I think about it yeah I guess I am, probably stems from me playing strategy games all my life, you've gotta think about a bunch of things and sometimes coordinate a bunch of things all at the same time which I'm sort of good at.
>God, you're such a sweetheart. It's adorable.
Dammit you're better at this than I am.
Nah that's alright, as long as I know you're fine.
It's common on my mother's side and I've been having chest pains recently. On one occasion my chest and my arm went completely numb for a minute or so followed by pain for like 1-2 days.
Ice under the fan? Well it's on the ceiling so that may be hard to do. Not half bad advice though, I might try it with a desk fan.
Damn, that's how I look at it at times. Even though I'm shit at strategy games.
>Dammit you're better at this than I am.
Shit, you do it without even trying, adorable.
Just made some food, fuck yeah
I had some extra because I passed out early yesterday. I'm eating like a fucking king
I even got a can of peaches for after
close to quints there
I'm almost done with the camera smoothing
What are you up to?
Kouhai what are you doing?~
>Used to be lewder than this
>It's been a while since last time
>Nice one u.u
Oh D.Va thanks <3
Yours too Heh~
Not too bad, going to eat wings with a friend in a bit. How is Stellaris? I haven't heard too much about it.
Versehentliche Tötungen sind immer die besten.
Das Schönste was ich erleben durfte war als ein Kamerad in Richtung eines Kreuzers schoss und stattdessen zwei ungespottete DDs erwischte.
yeah i could not decide between tracer and widow maker, but tracer was super short i kinda of like my girl taller then me
>go get checked out and do what the doctor tells you.
If Hols also wants you to get checked, it's probably a sign, Hand bud.
Another nice butt, damn.
And another one.
I'll post a butt aswell.
You guys know what good waifu butts are, for sure. <3
I like taller girls too, but petite girls are just so cute I just can't handle them.
Bro. I was just scrolling past this thread and I saw your post. You need to see a doctor, like yesterday. What you experienced sounds like angina and that's a preliminary symptom to a bunch of acute pulmonary disorders. Get help now before you have a heart attack, aneurysm, or stroke.
Do it for your waifu.
I love it.
Got dammit, you guys are making me fall in love, qts.
We use ts3
Everyone feel free to join !
>Love DVA Q
>I will miss you my pasta boy !
And yea i cant do nuffin now
How about you ?
Hando kun you are allways so nice to me
>Just join ts3 sometimes
>What you doing right now?
Watching new civilization 6 trailer
And thinking how good will be new DLC for Witcher
> I like her attitude and how she tries her best to achieve her goals
Thats cool to be honest
Well there is few reasons
>I just love aircraft carriers (especialy in kancolle)
>The real Graf Zeppelin is sunked in my country sea
>That was almost completed nazi aircraft carrier
>I love her looks , especially uniform
If you like 4X games, you'll definitely like Stellaris. You can make your own empire instead of choosing one!
Hope you have fun with your friends
Ok serious a family history with symptoms like that, go get your self checked out.
Like I've said before I've always loved strategy games, not always good at them but I like them.
Same as you pretty much, a little bit tired but other than that good.
Finished Uni semester at the end of april so it's just been failed job applications and shitposting for me.
I'd love to join in but I'm too shy for that.
I love DVA Q so much too, but I can never hit it :(
>I'm out of butts
That's good to hear.
Nothing too lewd~
Pasta will not flow out from your mic for a couple of days.
Cleavage is always good too, don't worry.
Still D.Va here, just need to share this picture of Widowmaker.
>I'm watching you.
>And I like what I see
Kyouko, you are a mega cute. Just saying.
Wasn't yesterday, was a few weeks ago.
Huh, not dead yet. Though I should probably get checked soon. Thanks for the advice, Anon. Probably gonna die now, kek.
I don't really do Teamspeak, sorry. And of course I'm kind to you, why wouldn't I be?
I'm just having a bit of anxiety right now, that's it. Aside from that, I'm just relaxing. Thanks for asking, cute stuff.
Yeah, I'll see if I can do it tomorrow.
I suck at them, but I love playing them. Life's confusing.
Hey man, I hope you'll be OK.