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I am pretending to be a hot chick.

Dubs decide.

I will deliver.
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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Try playing him for about a day. Then tell the truth and leave him. That will give him a lesson about online dating.
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How low is your IQ?
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>>683804067
>being this closeted about your future latent homosexuality
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>>683804511
>wasted dubs
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Dick pic pls
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How big's yo dick?
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holy fuck this guy is so cringe
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>>683804067
do you hate the jews as well
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>>683804511
>Not wanting free pizza from thirsty men
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I sure do hope you're a nigger and that camera light is shit cause I ain't fuckin white bois
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>>683804067
im heroin addict, wanna still date me? i think ur cute?? ps can u loan me $10
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>>683804740
roll
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Lol, that's the guy's main picture?

Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>683804067
do you support a race war now
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>>683804511
>>683804596
Not if OP posts his words.
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>>683804740
rawll
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>>683804067
Are you into scat?
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depends, do you think hitler was right
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>>683804793
op here.. yes it is kek.
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>>683804740
kek roll
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>>683804883
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>>683804740

roll
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I hate niggers
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>>683804883
rallin
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>>683804709
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>>683804883
.
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>>683804740

this
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Do you watch those Asian cartoons? Aminé, I think?
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On a scale of retard to ultra mega evolved retard of the retard dimension.

How retarded are you?
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hey baby im a guy still think we're a m a t c h ?
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>>683804883
roll
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>>683805033
shit winrar
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>>683805033
WINRAR
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>>683804067
seduce him for a while and than ask him
>Hey mate, do you have dick too?
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gross you're a faggot
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>>683805033
Winrar
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>>683805133

winrar
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>>683805033
wll this is fckin shit
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>>683804883
lol
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OP. The fuck nigga. Deliver.
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>>683805033
A winrar is u
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>>683805133
hey thats pretty good
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>>683805133
do this one op the other winrar is fucking shit
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>>683804258
Roll
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OP is a fucking faggot
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Hail Satan.
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>>683805033
Now, we wait.
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>>683805322
Too late nigga.
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>>683805322
hey do this one too OP
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>>683805353
Kek
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>>683805033
Don't post this YET OP.

>>683804842 Me

>>683804511
Post this it works with the convo.
inb4 samefag (not)
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>>683804690
He has that dumb blonde thought pattern.
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>>683805322
Done.
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>>683805353
Good one OP, hot girls wouldn't actually know what anime is.
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>>683805486
Too late fuckwad.
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absolute shit thread

/sage/d
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>>683805353
ask him if he would touch you ta la la
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Wallace and Grommet is the best one yet!
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OP is fucking retarded. Guy is just gonna leave.
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>>683805517
way to fuck up your own shit OP
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I want your fat dick pushing my shit deeper into my rectum
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>>683805353

lmfao amine.
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(Mr. Aminé here. If it isn't obvious, don't post this part)
I'm not good with guys, I'm happy I finally have someone to talk to. Hopefully it won't just be talking soon. ;)
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>>683805611
Yeah me!
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>>683805517
I am pretty sure the illusion is ruined, faggot.
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>>683805668
Reroll
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Coz if u do i want you to cum in my throat while watching 7 deadly sins on netflix
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>>683805531
Not my fault OP is a fag and skipped that guys perfectly good dubs. I tried pointing it out.
Fags will be fags?
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Op here. I have other matches as well. You guys decide who's next.
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>>683805517
I did some searching, it's not "animé", it's "hentai"
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>>683805701
Tinderfag is too thirsty to see a bait in front of his eyes
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>>683805767
rollin for Issy
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>>683805767
Go bryan, he looks like a faggot. We could go for the trap approach
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ey b0ss can i lik ur prolapse pls?
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>>683805611
Samefag samefagging
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>>683805767
Richie ask for dick pics
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>>683805560
Second.
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>>683804067
This guy is so full of himself lmao
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>>683805767
Answer issy by saying you're a sissy ladyboy.
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>>683806002
THIS FAGGOT DO IT
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>>683805767
send issy
Hey I love bald guys bit weird but can you send me a picture with a dick drawn on your head
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>>683806002
roll
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>>683805767
sniff me cunt u big fat fuck chin
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Courtney is spelt with a C you fucktard
>>683805767
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>>683806002
roll
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>>683806061
do this faggot
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For Tyler:

I want you to flex all over me baby
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>>683806002
rawll
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Suck my pussy dick
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>>683806061
roll
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Fucking captchas
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>>683806061
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>>683806109
It can be spelled both ways faggot
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>>683806061
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>>683806061
roll
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>>683806061
rollllllllll
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>>683805767
What's the point you'll only fag it up again/
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>>683805767
hey OP, what about -> >>683805133
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>>683806061
kek
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>>683805955

OP here, i think winrar ??
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ey b0ss can i lik ur prolapse pls?


ROLLLLLLLLLLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
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>>683806402
op here, faggot's not replying
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>>683806269
I PUT A WINK, DIDN'T I?
Anyways,:
You look like someone I could trust.
(Hey, we gotta get him to bite the hook if we want to reel him in)
Wanna know a secret?
(If he says yes, say you're into BDSM)
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>>683806061
Save the bread!
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ROOLLLLLLLLOLOLOL

ey b0ss can i lik ur prolapse pls?
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>>683806667
ROLL
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>>683806594
Reroll
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>>683806639
just do this one even without dubs fuck you OP your thread is shit already
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>>683806479
make him send dick picks
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>>683806061
...
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OK Issy it is.
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What does roll mean?
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>>683806667
Rolllll
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>tfw wasted dubs
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I got bald guy fantasm since i saw johnny sins plowing Jynx maze
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>>683806061
d0 it
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>>683806061
how does this not have dubs yet
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>>683806975
roll dubs
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i feel an instant connection with you izzy...those eyes make me feel love.
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>>683806868
"Hi! Do you know the word of our Lord Charlie Sheen?"
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>>683806061
dubs get
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>>683806061
this needs dubs
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keep calling him izzy instead of issy
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>>683806594
Rerollim
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>>683806891
It means u get on the floor, poop a lil bit and roll around in it
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HE REPLIED
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>>683806868
more like crossed the border u dirty immigrant
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>>683806061
fucking come on dubs
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Fuck me hard daddy
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>>683806061
DUBSsss when
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>>683807094
Rolling rolling rolling
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tell izzy he has a faggot name given by faggot parents
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>>683807122
i tip my fedorra to you sir
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>>683806061
how this has no dubs is actually impressive
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>>683807217
Rolling again
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Roll>>683806061
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>>683807122
Thomas pretty cool guy, confirmed
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>>683806061
...
...

...
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>>683806061
ROLLL
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>>683807122
How many fedoras do you own?
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>>683806061
roll

most replies without dubs lets go guys
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thomas is a trooper. that guy would do anything for pussy
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>>683806667
Rolllll lol
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>>683807122
oh thank goodness, i thought you was a jew for a second, so whats up? :)
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>>683806061
got the dubs guys
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>>683806061
dubs are turned off ITT
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>>683806061
Fucking gimmie dem dubs
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"who's your favorite artist? mine is moonman"
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>>683807388
>>683807377
winarar
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>>683806891
it means lurk moar!!!!!11
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>>683807372
Kek
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>>683806061
Oh gawd please this
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>>683807388
finally

gj
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>>683807377
HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH I GOT IT BITCH WOOOOOO

Say: Ey b0ss, can I lik ur prolapse pls?
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>>683807388
Heyo we gots a winrar
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>>683807282
Rell
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>>683807388
winraaaaaAARR
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I don't date faggot atheists, I only go for the true satan worshippers
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>>683805133
time for another faggot :D
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>>683806061
27 rolls and still no dubs wtf?
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>>683807480
roll on this
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>>683805955
I see you're a male gamer, tis an awesome thing to see!
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>>683807388
gg
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>>683807547
Loor
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>>683807445
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I'm on it. Fucking give me some time
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>>683807122
Are you into roleplaying ? I'd love you to dress like Hitler.
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666 praise satan
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>>683807639
Roll
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>>683807477
This means you post my quote. Don't fag it up again OP.
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>>683807626
roll for this kek
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>>683806335
and george can be spelt like pfffgeorge with the pffff being silent. just because it can be spelt both ways doesnt mean its right. Dont be a nigger
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Ask iggy for nudes
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>>683807525
>>683807377

DO IT OP JUST DO ITTTTT
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>>683807122
Fucking Atheist

Lecture him about creationism OP
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>>683807691
Relish
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>>683807668
Keeek
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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hey I was thinking of a threesome with my 16yo sister, would you be down?
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Posting in possible fun thread
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>>683807670
roll
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>>683807803
Cinammon roll
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>>683807525
>Say: Ey b0ss, can I lik ur prolapse pls?

go back to youtube fag
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>>683807820
reroll
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>>683807820
Next gary?
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>>683807668
if he does it, this will go into a best of /b
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>>683807525
>>683807459
>>683807377
OOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP DOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTt
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This gon b gud
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Haha, Gary!
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Rollin'
Oh ok good. For a second there I was afraid you might be a Jew.
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>>683807668
Thank fuck for that. Least faggot thing you've done all thread OP.
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>>683807928

>Being this big a basement dweller
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Ask him why he drew a dick on his forehead when he does
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I made this account for my 16 yo sister, she's really mature for her age. Would you be interested?
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>>683807525
kys faggot
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>>683808033
Haha winrar
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>>683807122
I could never be with a man that doesn't believe in a higher power. Or who won't bend a knee to Stannis.
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>>683808095
ROLL
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For Tomas:

Hey, I'm really horny can I come over and meet up? Where do you live?
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>>683808033
Win
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>>683808122
op i got dubs say "kys faggot" to anyone
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>>683807831
got me
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>>683808122
but i have many year 2 sprout b0ss
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>>683808095
OP DO THIS ONE
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>>683808095

Like absolutely creeped out he has done it?

I am a fan of this
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>>683807525
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>>683805767
Whats with TJ?

Can we answer him too?
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>>683808033
WINRAR FAGGOTS
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>>683807525
>>683807377

Fuck you OP I got dubs and you didnt say it kys lieing bitch
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>>683808095
lol op do this one
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>>683808095
op do it
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>>683808328
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DED
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>>683808328

What a waste
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>>683808328
Your a athiest? Thats sound stupit too me!
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>>683808122
>>683808200
Do it to 2 people now faggot.
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>>683808328
Cool. I guess we can move on to the next possible match.
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>>683808388
Faggot
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>>683808328
we went too far
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>>683808122
>>683808200
can i get triple dubs ?
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To Thomas:
Hey hey Tom-tom. What it do, breezy?
Take a gawp at me ham and eggs, and if it gives you a j. arthur then run like the clappers over to me flat bruv.
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>>683808192

Reroll only now for TJ
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>>683808388
he did it you faggot.

if dubs: > Will you snoozle upon my kapoozle and play it like a dwizzle fo the nizzle?
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>>683808033
Some check these
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>>683808269
I agree, also roll
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>>683808328
what are u doing.
op why are you doing the shit ones
your messages dont even make sense now
the whole point of it is to be convincing but not blatantly obvious

fuck this thread and the shitty winrars
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>>683808328
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>>683808544
Someone check those!
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>>683808033
WINRAR OP YOU FUCKING UGLY FAGGGOT
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>>683804740
roll
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My dick is so hard right now
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>>683808388
Happy ?
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>>683808622
and those!
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>>683808622
are u a wizard
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>>683808488
Winrar
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>>683808622
Wut
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>>683808622

Rather, someone check these
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>>683808469
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DED
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>>683808095
rolling
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>>683808544
>>683808033
>>683808622
c h e c k e d
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>>683808033
OP here, whom should I send this to ?
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>>683808822
again
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>>683808822
Also checkd
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>>683808033
>>683808544
>>683808622
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>>683808822
checkd
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>>683808884
So close
Chekem
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>>683808689
Op, hand the phone to someone else. This had potential, now it's clearly a waste of time.
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check these fag
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>>683808911
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
CHEKD
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>>683808911
9/11
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>>683808328
cunt winrar ruined everything
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>>683808689
>>683808388
Lel didnt realize i got dubs again oh well guess you gotta say Fuck you OP I got dubs and you didnt say it kys lieing bitch
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>>683808871


Will you take a dump and post pic if this is trips?
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>>683808911
witnessed
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>>683809007
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dubs op kill himself
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>>683808033
>>683808544
>>683808622
>>683808911

Is /b/ broke again
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>>683808533
CHECKED, do this!
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>>683808911
:()
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My butthole is really sweaty, dubs get
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if subs op kill himself
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>>683805517
I've opened up tinder convos with Hail Satan and gotten laid
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>>683808911
This has to result in opening up with a 9/11 gag to next victim?
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>>683808822
WHOM SHOULD I SEND THIS TO ??????
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>>683809222
no, trips
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>>683808533

Win for address
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if dubs OP kill himself
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>>683809222
TRIPS OF TRUTH
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>>683809222
Waster trips
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>>683809222
Wew lad
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>>683809222
tripp
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>>683809253

Roll
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>>683809290
Fuqq, my life in a nutshell
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>>683809311
Wrong thread
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>>683809311
winrar. do it OP
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>>683809311
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>>683809253

Kek, rolling
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>>683806891
Rolling for this
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>>683809400
>00
kek
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>>683809311
the gods have spoken
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here come dat boi
>op send this
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>>683809311
priase kek.
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>>683809222
Sorry guys I have a problem with captchas
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trips op kill yourself cunt
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>>683809481
Im on a fuckin roll today
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>>683809253

"I want you to melt my steel beams with your jet fuel"
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Satan shall save this thread. Send to both:

Do you have a penis too?
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Insane get thread
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>>683807132
Roll
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>>683809589
what a faggot
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>>683809589
>14%
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Fuck it i know its only been 20 mins but i feel a strong cenoction will u take my hand in holy mattronmomney
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>>683808575
Second. Worst part is there was some good winrars and he didn't do them?
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>>683809589
Tf is wrong wih him
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>>683809589
Dubs aside, Thomas is a pretty stand up guy
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>>683809558
Lol roll
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>>683809589
op youre shit
this thread could havfe been golden

also check
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>>683808888
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>>683809733
Boop
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>>683809589
Now tell him you want to take him to dinner at applebees 2 for 20$ with your mother
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>>683804740
roool
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>>683809712
Roll for this
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>>683809734
More of a sit-down-on-my-face kinda guy.
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>>683809712
Roll again
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>>683809447
Aw shit nigga
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>>683809589
Need new victim
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>>683809712
Reroll
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If i get dubs i will cum in my eyes with pics
fuck OP
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>>683809975
Op can probably manage that
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>>683809744
op, winrar.
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>>683808095
Rollerino
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>>683810001
So close to quads fuk mi lyf
>>683809712
ROLLL
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>>683810047>>683810047
>If i get dubs i will cum in my eyes with pics
>fuck OP
Now post with video
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>>683809712
roll lol
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>>683810047
rolling for you
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>>683810022
op here, i agree, got shitty dubs. next time i will post only the ones that you guys like.
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>>683810047
How about you make your own thread and see if we get dubs.
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>>683809589
>>683809705
>>683809733

You have a problem with sending too many goddamn texts at once and made yourself look like a spaz. The dude obviously thinks he is talking to batshit crazy.
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>>683809712
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>683805526
ACTUUUUAALLLYYY, the hottest girl I know loves anime.
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>>683810047
make it quick you fucking faggot
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>>683810047
Roll for anon
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>>683810433
WINRAR
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I hab cancur
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