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>>683801932
that episode is more recent than 2000.
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>both pictures are in Trump Tower.
>the podium has HIS logo on it.
>not spooky.
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>>683802647
Way more recent, 2015.
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>>683801932
Make Donald Drumpf again
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>>683802818
>>683802647
I'm confused what one is the recent one?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2016/03/18/the-simpsons-predicted-a-trump-presidency-16-years-ago-tomorrow-the-writer-explains-why/
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>>683801932
Eurofag here. Serious question. Why is Trump so hated ? Besides the whole story build the wall, small loan of a million dollars,...
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>>683803009

Fuck off, John Oliver. You can't hurt a candidate by calling him by the surname of their immigrant ancestor.
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This isn't the first time trump has run for president you fucktard
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>>683803248
>small loan of a million dollars
>mexicans are rapists
>usually just talks about himself and about what other people say about him
>no political bone in his body
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>>683803248
The general public is manipulated by the media to hate him. The establishment can't control him so they try to get people to hate him. Most people don't know why they hate him but they do because the media tells them to.
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>>683803248
Burger here,he's not hated, only by liberal faggots.

I'm voting for Trump.
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>>683803505
Except now the majority of people know the media is owned by leftist and don't pay attention to them anymore

I don't even own a /tv/ anymore
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>>683803505
only 19% of the population trust the government.
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>>683803505
I consider myself more left (although I've moved more towards the center on quite a few issues), but honestly, the only thing I hate about Trump's campaign is Chris Christie, and the fact that if Trump gets the presidency, this fat piece of incompetent shit will be the AG.
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>>683803505
>>683803620
He is hated because he is not fit to lead the country. He has no qualifications and just speaks shit about others. He wants to waste the country's money by building a dumb wall that will not work. He has 0 diplomatic skills and will start a third world war that can and will get us all killed. He will not hesitate to use nuclear weapons which is what we have tried to avoid doing since the beginning of the cold war.
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>>683804166
This is a major reason why I've voting for Johnson over Trump. Hillary is smiley and fake as shit, had a horrible record as Obama's SoS, and I know for sure she'll sell every one of us out to help out the people who paid for her to be president.
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>>683803121
The 2000 episode predicted a Trump presidency. But even back then he was making a bunch of noise about it. The stills from OP's image is from a 2015 episode created and modeled after the event where he goes down the escalator with all those people around. Two different episodes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz7_JP7ROvA
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>>683803505
lol
You don't know why people hate him,
Therefore no one knows why they hate him. Must be the libbberrrrl media.

Fox News has 82% of the news viewership.
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>>683804122
the other 81% is a market boom opportunity

>drugs
>guns
>ideas
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>>683801932
This episode was actually released AFTER Trump announced he was running for president. Next time do your fucking research.
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>>683803248
People hate him because he's rich and famous. That's really about it. Then other people start to bandwagon and hate him too.
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gay sex
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>>683804285
How is he going to get us into war if he has more of an isolationist foreign policy. Did everybody forget that Clinton voted yes when it came to the Iraq war in '03?
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>>683801932
Trump, the hero america deserves.
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>>683803620
nigger
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>>683804681
go on
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>>683803248
Freedom of the press has degenerated to the point where news entertainment corporations that are owned by rich liberals with personal political agendas are systematically trying to castrate Trump in the public eye, because they are desperate to keep democrats in the white house, and they are terrified of running against a person who has been a well-liked public figure for generations.

If you stop reading the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, the Washington Post, and the Huffington Post, suddenly Trump isn't Hitler times Satan.
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>>683804659
However, Lisa mentions in one old episode, which plays in the future, that she succeeded Trump as president.
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>>683804682
Isolationism doesn't work in a world where we are connected to everyone through the Internet. He has no diplomatic skills so all he will do is end up pissing everyone else off. Piss off Russia enough and we're all royaly fucked.
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>>683803009
Got to love how the "drumpf" bullshit did nothing to actually hurt the Trump Train.
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>>683805261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtparSnQhFc
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Racist? No vote for you!
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>>683805416
all the hate against him actually helps since 99% of it is false bullshit meant to scare people but more and more people are actually researching candidates this election. if they wouldnt have done so much anti trump stuff he would of lost on his own because people wouldnt have researched as much
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>>683805326
Actually, Putin said he'd be willing to work with Trump.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/17/politics/russia-putin-trump/

But yes, let's continue meddling in the affairs of the middle east. Look at how well Iraq and Libya fared when we poked the hornets nest. Now we have ISIS in control of those areas now. The destabilization of the region is why ISIS was able to get a foothold in the first place.
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>>683803009
>>683803402

No, not only is it racist, that very thing you're accusing Daddy of. it is also very much NOT funny or whity.
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>>683805416
Because the people did not get that focussing on his short-comings is irrelevant, it only keeps the focus on him and his rivals sidelined. Hillary supporters learned nothing from the failings of the Republican candidates. At that rate, Trump will be prez.
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>>683805546
i want to know why a muslim bitch can hide 95% of her face yet i cant walk into 711 ME FAGGOTS ME cant walk into 711 with my hoody on or sit an exam with my hoody on because it keeps my head warm and i can think better yet their shit floats and i get thrown the fuck out for mine

retarded schizoid dystopic discrimination too far TOO FAR
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>>683805546
You realize that you could make the same case for Bernie Sanders, right?
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ironic sarcastic
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>>683804951
kek
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>>683805546
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>683805793
No timestamp. Fake.
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MY BODY IS READY
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>>683801932
As an old school Simpsons fanatic I can honestly say this episode NEVER happened. IF it did happen it was after 2009 when anyone who is an honest fan of The Simpsons quit caring about the show. President Trump has been a joke whenever he would run for one of the more ridiculous third parties but that's all...
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>>683805546
None of those are true.
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>>683805918
das gross
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>>683805546
fuck off you stupid gook. You can say that shit WITH ANYONE. Who're you going to vote for? Hillary? The person who is a goldwater girl, proud racist, and the person who sold russia our uranium? Not to mention how she LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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>>683806500
that
is
the
point
I like to shitpost and put crap in threads for just no aparent reason
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>>683805929
This
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>>683805546
If this were actually true, it'd would only serve to compel me to vote more for Trump.

I've been calling out for YEARS that we need a new Hitler, in order to put things back into balance.
The politically correct bullshit is starting to seriously cost us our women, our lives, our livelihood, and our world that -- we, our fathers and their fathers before them --have shouldered the burden to build.

And we let muzzy shitheads in, and just up and give them the keys to our castles???!
Fuck no!!
They can all fuck off and die.
If they want what's ours, they can work their asses off and earn it -- like everybody else had to!

I seriously wish a world leader would make a stand against shitskins fucking up our shit.
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>>683803248
He prides himself on being a good businessman, and not being politically correct.

1) He's declared chapter 11 bankruptcy four times. While it's true that chapter 11 is just a voluntary, government-assisted restructuring, the fact remains that he handled multiple ventures so poorly that they were nearly insolvent. "Good businessman," okay.

2) If he had taken his "small loan" and invested it in an index fund - a low cost, low-risk option - he would be worth $10bn more than he currently is. He's a businessman willing to take risks, but he's apparently terrible at choosing his risks. I don't know if I want to trust our economy to someone who's that risk-accepting.

3) While too much political correctness is annoying and makes it difficult to trust people, a bit is necessary in order to be a politician. Political correctness is a necessity when dealing with foreign entities. Someone like Trump being in charge of foreign policy is terrifying, and will probably lead to WWIII after he calls some ambassador's wife a "fat pig" (his words).

I could go on if you want
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>>683803248
Most people like him which is why he easily won the Republican primary in most states. He speaks his mind and doesn't have much of a filter, so he tends to offend a lot of the more liberal weird people. They are the ones who spread hatred. His opponents also jump on any opportunity to exploit his "racism and offensiveness" and put it all over TV and online.

He wouldn't be winning if people actually hated him in real life.
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Better than crooked Clinton!
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>>683803121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msMNhNSa-hk
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>>683807495
>multiple
>7

The average millionaire goes bankrupt 3.5 times, he's a billionaire.
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>>683807495
How many business ventures has Trump been in? He's a venture capitalist, of course there is going to be risk, and of course there are going to be some failures, with with the shear volume of companies he's worked with, he's bound to have a couple failures. I'm sure Warren Buffett or any other successful businessperson out there is batting 1.000.
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>>683807495
1) He admitted that he was taking advantage of government loopholes. He knows what all the loopholes are and will close them up so big business can't keep exploiting them.
2) He's still filthy rich. The claim that he's bad with money because he should have a lot more is absurd.
3) That remains to be seen. Calling Rosie O'Donnell a fat pig is different than talking to people he actually respects.

Please go on.
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>>683805901
suuuure
go ahead, make one

we'll wait
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>>683807780
>things rush limbaugh listeners actually believe
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Trump will make a great president. Clinton is going to use fear mongering just like was was used againt barry goldwater clinton will do much more harm then good for the country shes a useless cunt
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>>683806419
but the thing is
all of those literally are true
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>>683807495
Amen

fuck trump
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>>683807941
>>683807975
Warren Buffett isn't running for president. You can't really afford to be risky when a country is at stake instead of your personal fortunes.
I'm well aware that bankruptcy among venture capitalists isn't uncommon, but we can't afford to have a venture capitalist be president. He can't exactly bail on a bad project if his project is the US economy...
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>>683808445
She will revise the 1st and 2nd amendments. Something that has been long overdue.

In addition she will continue on the path of progress that Obama has put this nation on.
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>>683808245
Don't have too, someone made it for me.
>for the record, I don't think Sanders is Hitler, I just find the Trump=Hitler connection to be completely asinine.
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>>683808625
>Something that has been long overdue.
What about the freedom of thought and expression needs to be revised?
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>>683808343
How much is the Clinton campaign paying you, or are you doing it for free?

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/4/21/1518537/-Clinton-SuperPac-Admits-to-Paying-Internet-Trolls
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>>683808343
Feel free to research it yourself, all the names are posted so you can, I never said she was involved only that the deaths are suspicious.
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>>683808047
I love trump ive worked on trump projects (union construction nyc) he takes great care of people that work for him. Id vote for him just for calling rosie a pig the man has balls. Also how will all other world leaders that dont believe in womens rights react to a female president
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>>683808625
Lol u mean killing free speech and disarming citizens
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I love it, with each angry incomprehensible anti-trump post his power grows even more.

Everytime people come on here shitposting about how "trump is like hitler, just look at what he says about mexico!" they don't realize they are playing right into Trump's hands.

Daily reminder that people legitimately believe Trump is an idiot who has no idea what he's doing.

>Say something mildly offensive but not to terrible
>Outrage among the PC crowd (coincidentally his competition in this context)
>People on the fence and within the democratic party see the irrationality of the left
>People flock to Trump simply to spite the people who have no real reason to hate Trump aside from their own ideological bigotry.

This is why he's doing so well. The Bernie/Hilary supporters are literally creating Trump supporters on a daily basis and they don't even realize it lmao
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>>683808047
What makes you think that he's going to close any kind of loopholes when he has so much riding on them? He wants to eliminate the IRS to lower his own tax liability, why the hell would he do anything to make him worse off?

Also, what's with these new CAPTCHAs? They keep populating new images, this is annoying
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>>683808656
are you even serious right now

the one with trump has only negative things on it

how is universal healtcare a bad thing
minimum wage?
higher taxes for the rich?
pro-choice?

you're stating all the things bernie and hitler had in common, but those are all good things.
try harder next time
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>>683808896
The fire rises.
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>>683809178
TEN FEET HIGHER!
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>>683809113
Did you even read what I had to say?
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>>683808656
>Apples to oranges

The Trump one compares Trumps negatives to Hitler's negatives, and quite accurately I might add.

The Bernie one, also accurate, but compares Hitler's positives to Bernie's positives. Hitler did have some good ideas too, and was not 100% pure evil.
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>>683806449
>Dorn-ald Trump
kek
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>>683809533
>hitler did have some good ideas

bernie supporter ladies and gentlemen
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>>683809113
>>683809533

>They can dish it out but can't take it
Are that anon's memes too strong for you?
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>>683803489
have you ever tought maybe that's what a country needs?
A person that won't manipulate people because he doesn't know shit about politics?
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America will be great again.
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Thank goodness this is only 4chan.

According to what you see here, Trump is hugely popular. Unfortunately (for his fanboys), this just is not the case in the real world. Trump is largely hated, and despised by rational thinking individuals. Thank goodness 4chan is not even close to reality.
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>>683809699
Bravo.
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Bernie 2016
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>>683809977
Fuck you, RETURN ON FACEBOOK.
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>>683809533
Trump didn't use "racism", unless you think Islam is a race.

What exactly is wrong with deporting illegal immigrants?

EVERY politician promises to "Make ___ Great Again".

Trump's not a fascist, he'd more than likely increase US privatization.

And the last two are fair.

There are plenty of reasons to criticize and even disown Trump outright, you don't have to make the same, tired "hur dur he r HITLER!!11" argument.It's that nonsense that has pushed a lot of moderate people into begrudgingly supporting Trump; because they're tired of the thought-policing left.
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>>683809977
>Le everyone who disagrees with me is idiot xdddd argument

Keep that shitposting up, I'll refer to what I said earlier

>>683808896
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>>683809762
I think the memes are too powerful for Berniefags to penetrate.
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Voting for Trump just to see all the SJW tears
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>>683810386
>Deport SJW's to Mexico
If only.
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>>683810484
Maybe he won't deport them, but imagine how many SJWs will commit suicide.

Gotta think positive anon
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>>683810386
I vote for this!

Send the SJWs to Mexico, let the had working Mexicans stay here in their place. At least they don't act like entitled little fucks.
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>>683809533
>Hitler did have some good ideas too
Next you'll tell me it's Black people's fault for making your new God Sanders inevitably drop out of the election campaign.
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>>683810257
The regressive left in a nutshell.
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>>683803009
Racist, anti immigrant statement.>>683803009
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>>683810744
Well, we have at least one confirmed suicide once Bernie loses.
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>>683810744
I like your thinking, anon
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>>683811187
>forgot image.
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Donald Trump, Donald Drumpf or Telangpu, is a toupee wearing charlatan who somehow became an American presidential candidate in 2016 by saying out loud in National Television what sub-human voters say out loud in private . Somehow (see average voter IQ) he has convinced the masses that he is not running on contributions, even though he actually is. The rest of his campaign, is literally him lending himself the money, self funding, that is. Before becoming a candidate he was known for inheriting a large sum of money and spending it on doomed projects, declaring bankruptcy, selling them, evading tax, and somehow making a profit. So guess what he will do with America? He will put his name all over it before running it into the ground and selling it to the Chinese in TPP 2.0, after which he'll retire to a South Florida like other real estate developers from Queens.
美国 is how you spell America. You are welcome. Enjoy your new Chinese overlords in 2020
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>>683811303
This needs to play in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cup60p9pii8&ab_channel=GetLoudRecordsTampa
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>>683803248
Because he's a rude fucker, and don't really have any policies to offer. But I'm a eurofag to.
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>>683812156
Rude? Sure. He has plenty of policies though, it's like you shat that opinion out without even listening to a legitimate interview.

He actually has a pretty surprising policy regarding healthcare he was talking about in his CNN interview that was fairly reasonable. I don't remember what it was but Trump's actual policies are fairly left leaning. He's more moderate than republican with the exception of the whole mexico thing.
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>>683807473
shiiiit you must have got cucked hard to be this pissed about muslims
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>>683811315
>150 thousand in student loans
Holy fucking shit
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>>683806531
http://www.snopes.com/goldwater-girl/

So? We've all backed someone who's turned out to be a fuck.

Do you still want to be called a faggot for something you did 30 years ago?
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- His idea of a "wall" is utterly preposterous. For one thing, the cost is going to likely come out more like $20b, and the idea that he's going to "make Mexico pay for it" is laughable for way, way too many reasons to even list.

- When they were merely building a fence along the border, the logistics turned into a nightmare, but if he planned on a wall? Just google what it took to build the fence.

- He has zero, and I mean zero idea of how our government works, as shown by his numerous mistakes on what he can and can't do. For instance, he believes he can just pass a constitutional amendment as he sees fit.

- He has no idea how finance actually works, proven by his idea of letting us go bankrupt, then suggesting that since we print money, we can do whatever we want.

- He has no idea about the constitution. You can't ban a group of people based on religion. That was already decided in the 1800s when people tried to ban Catholics. Ban a particular nation? Sure. We banned the Chinese for a while. Bad a religion? Nope.

His ideas, and his suggestions on policy, are laughable, or would be if they weren't so dangerous.
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>>683812504
Trump policies:
1. Build the wall (hurr: Mexico will pay for it)
2. Kick all Mexicans out of the country
3. Kick all Muslims out of the country
4. Make America great again (but won't elaborate on how)

Meanwhile "HURDUR republicans" are eating this shit up like it's fucking brilliant or something.
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>>683804416
>voting for Johnson
>voting for Hillary

pick both and only both
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>>683812504
It's more of a problem with the entire american political system. You should reform it to make a multi party system, with more parties to choose from. Now the republicans and democrats are in a everlasting internal war, due to all the different people in the parties. Give murricans 4-5 parties to choose from. I really not a democrat, but I'm not really a republican anymore either. But I vote for the Conservative party in my country (liberal conservative party) Give me back the old school republican party. Gil John for prez 2016
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>>683812914
Wait do you legitimately believe this? Lmao, and you call the republicans morons.

Again, I divert to what I said earlier seeing as you can't be assed to hold an unbiased approach to well... Anything

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>>683811303
I'm surprised there's no crucifixes being lit on fire
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>>683812750
being this liberal.
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>>683813351
>do you legitimately believe this?

Those are Trump's own words. Why shouldn't people believe this, since he's the one who said it himself.
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>>683812914
free college sound familiar? you little cucks eat that up.
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>>683808744
>>683808744
>>683808744
BOOM
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>>683813235
That is exactly the problem, nobody will vote for a party besides republican or democrat. They all have their varying reasons but they aren't very good.

We actually have a multiparty system and there are plenty of third party candidates but nobody votes for them. Its something like only 8% of votes go to a third party, I'm probably off on the percentage but it's so low there isn't any challenge to the main two.

Personally I just opt to be part of the problem and not give a shit entirely, to actually research into the specific policies of each candidate would take too much time for it to be worth it considering the sheer amount of people who can vote.
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>>683813672
way to show how stupid you are.
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>>683813799
please tell me you're not wasting you parents money on college.
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>>683810386
fucking this
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>>683813672
"Black men are superpredators" -Hillary Clinton
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>>683813799
Those aren't anywhere near his own words.

For starters he said to keep Muslims from entering the country, nothing about kicking them out. And it's the same policy regarding Mexicans. He simply doesn't want us to have massive immigration from other countries like the recent success in Germany, Sweden, and the UK.

You've misrepresented all of his positions and failed having even basic knowledge of any position outside of what large media corporations want you to know. Name for me one of his legitimate policies that you disagree with.

You won't be able to because you don't know of any.
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>>683803489
>>small loan of a million dollars
In real estate that is actually tiny.
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>>683813995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciavyc6bE7A
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>>683813902
You don't really have a multi party system, due to the "first past the post" system. If you reform the system too divide representatives between all the votes not only the winner, you will open up for more parties. The UK have the same problem.
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>>683814012
Are you saying that wasn't racist in the slightest?
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>>683814437
So will he ban muslims from all countries or only people from muslim majority countries?
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>>683813995
>implying that Trump isn't 10X bigger a liar than Hillary or Sanders
>implying that Trump doesn't make Hillary look like a choir girl

Damn, you Trump supporters really are a special kind of stupid aren't you.
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>>683803489
Still better then Hildog.
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>>683815231
he can't ban muslims you tard
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>>683803248
I hate him and respect him for the same reasons and it has nothing to do with politics. I just can't stand the guy who plated his entire jet in gold and then painted over 90% of it. The only part he left golden was the giant TRUMP logo on the side. I can't say I don't respect someone who does that but also fuck that guy. Also the small loan thing is a bit tired. He received 200 mil when daddy died in addition to his small loan
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>>683815354
Yes, but that was kinda what he said. So in reality he will just ban all people from every muslim majority country? He will ban all citizens from a major NATO ally? Or is it just some select countries?
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>>683814973
I thought you were referring to the ability for multiple parties aside from the main two to be represented as potential candidates for the presidency.

I'm not too sure on the specifics of the way other countries run their multiparty systems, but it would be nice to see some competition that isn't Republican or Democrat for once.

>>683815231
Tell you what, get me a crystal ball so I can know what policies he actually will implement and then I will tell you.

There is more of a chance that becoming a cuck as a legal requirement if Bernie gets in than Trump banning Muslims if he gets in. Why you people are so focused on that is beyond me, but it's clearly presenting Trump with unprecedented popularity, so by all means keep doing it.
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>Let me willingly give up my constitutional rights and vote for Trump.
Go fuck yourselves.
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>>683815542
just shut up already.
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>>683801932
That episode wasn't from 2000 dipshit, stop trolling
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>>683801932

You realize they did an episode on the masons and it was about secret societies.

Matt isn't but I'm sure the exc producers are masions.

Either that or they know the right jews
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>>683814644
Don't worry, he got way more when his dad died
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>>683809874
>this is what conservatives actually think
cannot facepalm hard enough
>>
>Fear mongering.
>Play the hero.
>Get them by the balls.

Typical fascist propaganda.
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>>683815667
the Americans need a president that can reach out the the house and senate and actually get shit done. Trump is hated by not only democrats but also republicans. Cruz was also a shit head, even worse than Trump. Hilary and Bernie are also shit. Jeb Bush would probably have been a much better president than all of them...
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>>683805083
>Sam the Eagle used Brave Bird
>Donald Trump Fled
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>>683805777
>NOT funny or whity
>whity

yeah that figures
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>>683816128
you meant to say liberal.
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>>683810386
mexifag here.
we dont need more faggots here in our country. send them to russia or something.
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>>683812769
I'll volunteer to build it :)

stay mad
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This guy for president.
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>>683816145
>Jeb Bush would probably have been a much better president than all of them
>being this retarded
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>>683816572
>lacking any arguments
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>>683816306
Watchout for that Mexican Muslim druglord rapist, he might allahu akbar in your 12 year old daughter. Vote Trump to protect yourself from being raped 2016
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>>683806071
what the fuck is that thing?
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>>683816675
sure kid.
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>>683811187
>implying berine will kill himself
that old fuck is one fart away from dying.he will die before he loses
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>>683816720
A mentally ill child
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>>683816325
We'll deport the Mexicans in our country and you guys can deport the Guatemalans in yours.
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>>683815354
Read the constitution
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>paid vote
>not the bernie faggots who want free shit lmao
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>>683816720
its a woman. you don't find them in basements.
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>>683816824
"sure kid" the retard said yet again, frothing at the mouth and clapping wildly. He was sure after spending so much time on this masterpiece that his Magnum Opus would have dramatic effect.

Sure, easy.
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>>683806555
check em
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>>683816720
shes cute but she has a bad smile, probably because low confidence from braces
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>>683816661
2 Bush failures, but surely the 3rd time will be better.... right?
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>>683816930
You do in my basement...
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>>683801932
>be me
>be American
>realize EVERY facet of society is rigged/orchestrated
>trying to move away
>just stuck, hollow and alone
>and the fault is my own
>and the fault is my own
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>>683816529
I don't think John Goodman would do any better than Reagan did.
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>>683816999
meme magic
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>>683805546
super cucks have nothing but hitler
so funny watching them lose their shits
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>>683816720
It's a flag
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>>683816720
it`s called a woman.you know?those pretty creatures that bernie supporting cucks like you never interact with
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM

replace monorail with wall
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>>683807495
Can't be any worse than the uniparty. Ambassador fat pig....are you shittin me.... Hillary had our ambassador killed. In Benghazi.
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>>683816983
sure kid.
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>>683817064
better than two Obama fails.
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>>683817064
He seems the most intelligent one. And he could probably have made some deals across the aisles in the house and senate. How about electing a president that actually can get shit passed.
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>>683806885
i like the no-trumps sucking each other off
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holy fucking shit, you guys are all a bunch of cuck faggots living in the 2 party system.

IF Bernie wins the Democratic Nomination, whether or not you agree with his ideals/policies, it is a VERY good thing for the USA as he is NOT a Dem, but is an Independent trying to run on the Dem ticket and Hillary is by far the worst possible candidate out there. She lies. She cheats. She kills. It's plain and simple. She says whatever is necessary to become president and does not mean a word of what she says.

On the other end, Donald Trump is most definitely not a Republican by any means, and I am super happy that he will be the Rep nominee! Because FUCK THE SYSTEM IT IS BROKEN!

If we have 2 FAR outsiders from these political parties, it will prove that we are fed up with their bullshit and lies and MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, it will end the 2 party system that gives you only the ILLUSION of choice once and for all. I can only hope. Vote Bernie or Vote Trump, either one will be a far better choice than ANYONE else attempting the presidency. Unless you want a true small government that does not meddle in your shit, then vote Libertarian.

Now go suck some more dicks /b/
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>>683817072
tied and gaged?
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>>683817072
your parent`s basement =/= yours
also waifu pillows don`t count as girls,just so you know.
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>>683817105
Reagan did pretty good. Just ask people in eastern europe. The fuckers built statues of him.
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>>683803489
I really don't think Trump even wants to be president. He's doing it because he's bored.

>>683803620
>Burger here
Is this you?
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>>683809874

>what america needs
>doesn't know shit about politics

a hurr durr, hurr durr durr A DURRRRRR HURRR
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>>683817141
That looks like Karadžić, resemblance is uncanny...
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>>683815741
you don`t really know what you`re talking about.do you?
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>>683816983
next time it will be whatever kid. things won't change. you will still be the retarded 12 old and I will be the mature adult.
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>>683817458
Brilliant post and great pic related from a great movie

(12 angry men)
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>>683807495
oh no not bankrupt 4 times...

i mean really a venture business investor that has had 4 bankruptcies????

hoe lee shit... how many have Obama or Shitlery or the Bern had?

oh zero cause they have never done anything fucking thing worth two shits their entire lives?

ya your fired
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>>683817478
Your not getting it.. are you..
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>>683817541
not if you attended school in America.
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>>683817921
I didn't. I attended a shitty labour party run school.
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>>683809977

> highest number of individual votes
> will clinch the delegate total for republican nominee
> not the case in the real world
> implying he isn't what the majority wants

Try harder
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>>683817738
>Calling a twelve year old retarded
Way to show your maturity mister "adult".
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>>683808596
ya we cant afford a venture capitalist so lets gets a fucking leech that has never done anything in their whole fucking career but suck public dick...

cause thats what we need
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>>683817434
I am pro trump, but my shit post instinct just cant be stoped
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>>683817873

4X too many
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>>683801932
I like Trump, but the Establishment is just our version of the "Patriachy" for feminazis.
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>>683818222

Only if he was a fighter pilot with 500+ kills
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>moving to britain in february of 2017 because of job
>>not going to be affected by this election
>>>going to watch as liberals or conservatives collectively kill themselves depending on the election from the safety of an ocean between us
>mfw
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>>683818085
>doesn't matter
>still doesn't matter
>and still it doesn't matter

Because in the end, he can't beat Hillary. The latest poling still has Hillary ahead of Trump by double-digits. If Bernie gets the nomination, it will be an even bigger ass whoopin' on Trump.
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>>683817873
Why not get Bill Gates for prez instead? He is the biggest fucking success if making money is the only criteria. He's much smarter than Trump too.
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>>683807495

Only people who don't know about finance think that you can simply "invest" in a mutual fund and become that rich. If it were that easy then there would be exponentially more billionaires you fucking retard. The money doesn't scale that way when you have large sums of money like that.
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>>683818222
Every venture capitalist has bankruptcies. Compare against his many many successes.

Inb4 you're fucking clueless about economics.
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>>683808896
everytime a PC pussy shits there pants trump gains a million voters


so far there have been 874,362 pants loaded buy faggots
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>>683817434
what about the pro-trumps sucking trump off though
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>>683818488

> being this uninformed
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>>683818443
>implying conservatives will have any reason to kill themselves
mate i know that you don`t care about the elections at all,but c`mon be realistic
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>>683818510
Gates is elitist scum who believes I eugenics and the illuminati.
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>>683810868
progressives have always been the most racist
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>>683818488
where did you get those facts?your dog?
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>>683817727
Banning international travel of all Muslims to and from the United States suggests Trump cares not for freedom of religion nor the constitution

He is against freedom of the press and wants to expand libel laws to include the press which suggests he cares not for freedom of speech as well

And on top of all that, he has never had to work a real job in his whole life which means he has no idea what America goes through

Electing him would be on par with willingly electing Kim jong un
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>>683818631

Clinton +13 over Trump

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2016/images/05/04/rel6b.-.2016.general.pdf

cry harder faggot
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>>683818714
Still much smarter and way more successful than Trump.
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>>683818789

see >>683818867
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>>683805918
Thats actually a portuguese meme. Its called "Ai que delicia". Why does my country has porn memes is beyond my comprehension
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>>683805894
damn more like this?
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>>683818810
still better than hillary
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>>683818810
well,i guess you live in the U.S.so you`ll just have to wait and see
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>>683812914
made you piss yourself so yep

i like it
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>>683818916
Still debatable.
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>>683808656
>endoctrinated
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>>683818810
>Hillary is all about freedom and is its finest representative

1/10
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>>683818867

> Trump almost even with Clinton
> 57 minutes ago

Suck it fag

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll-idUSKCN0Y21TN
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>>683807495
t. Some Bernie Sanders cuck
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>>683819179
LUL
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>>683818867
>legit site

nope
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>>683819206
>hurr durr wall
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>>683818544
He's not a venture capitalist, he's a real estate developer.
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>>683819246
Damn all those hick states are an embarrassment to the country.
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>>683819246
>Trump surges in support

Thanks to all of his bashers. You continue to strengthen his following because people are tired of people like this >>683811576
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>>683804285
Wow please tell me more of your textbook liberal agenda
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>>683818488
Anyone with half a brain should know that those polls are bullshit. At the start of the primaries all the polls said Cruz would easily beat Trump and yet here we are.
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>>683818510
well for starters hes not running sooo....
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>>683810233
Illegal immigrants pay taxes, work jobs no one wants for less than minimum wage, and don't get welfare. There good for the economy.
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>>683805793
WooOooOOOOOOOhhaaaaaaa
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>>683819246
Proof that murikans are going full on retarded.
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>>683818810
>muh poor muslims
the only thing that could make me like him more is if he would gas them too
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>>683818091
its hatred kid.
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>>683820360
>implying that he actually doesn't want to.
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>>683803248
Liberals hate him because he's anti-illegal immigration. They literally translate "illegal immigrants" to "Mexicans." Fucking OBAMA is too dense to understand Trump's implication that a million is small relative to billions.

I hate trump because he threatened to overpower congress, because he said that he'd only reveal his hypothetical plan to "destroy ISIS" if he became president, and because he wants to stop Muslim migration into the U.S..
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>>683819515
you can leave. be sure to pay for everything before you go.
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>>683803505
This.
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>>683818153
>but suck public dick
thats a good thing you fucking retard
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>>683820360
I don't necessarily care about the muslims part of it. It's setting a precedent for any moron in office to start banning people left and right.
>>
conservatives are destroying this country.

"derp, your skin is brown, so you suck!"
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>>683820134
And get free money, health insurance for free...

doesn't ad up
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>>683818916
really?
dos 4.0 failure
zune failure
bob, clippy and rover remember that shit? failure

the MS tablet? ya failure

how about the courier? failure

you want more? by your own grading system you also a total pant shitting failure

i bet you vote shitlery
>>
hell i'd choose trump over the hildawg
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>>683812769
>maximum autism
>>
likeit or not hes better then Hillary and sanders
>>
> being 19 trillion dollars in debt
> lets give out 18 trillion in freebies

#feeltheburn

http://www.npr.org/2016/05/09/477402982/study-sanders-proposals-would-add-18-trillion-to-debt-over-10-years
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>>683821483
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>>683813672
>maximus autisimus
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>>683820170
yep and we will make the eurocucks start to pay their own way also

sorry euro shits but at least you will get to tell your self how much better you are as you get butt raped
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>>683821710
>>683821372
This isn't about your fight with sjws you halfwit.
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>>683820880
yep i bet you would think so
>>
ITT: dumb fucks who think socialism is a scary word.
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>>683821651
We're already so far in debt it'll never be paid off. Why not get as much as we can before the wheels fall off and the dollar crashes?
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>>683816675
IKR
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>>683822038
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>>683822038
not scary just stupid
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>>683804761

> lol at the baby hands
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>>683801932
fucking newfags in real life

Donald Trump candided for presidency back in 2000 but, fortunately, people back then weren't as retarded as today.

He stated that he wanted to candidate for presidency ever since back in 1988
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>>683822435
what do you expect. after 8 years of retard Obama as leader of course the country is dumber
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>>683803505
because Americans hate fascism, and we don't need an asshole like him
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>>683803248
>Eurofag
No, you aren't euro. You are just a fag.
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>>683808656
>Endotrinated
What does this have to do with skin?
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>>683822664

>being this stupid

1. Obama was handed a shit sandwich. 8 year of Bush trainwreck.
2. In spite of this, Obama has done an excellent job of turning things around in this country.

I could go on for days, and there's no denying this.
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>>683822664
>>683822435

And yet again people who have no actual legitimate argument instead resort to "lol anyone who supports the opposing point of view is just dum! Xddd"
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>>683822672
>retard that doesn't realize the president isn't a dictator and doesn't actually have much power
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>>683823033
dubs of truth have spoken.

people who don't see this, are clearly hung up on the fact that he is black.
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>>683823033
>>683823240

Him endorsing and revving up that whole NSA thing was real good for this country.
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>>683823033
typical response for his failure.
protip shitbreath, the economy tanked AFTER the democrats took over congress on the promise to end the wars Obama is still waging.
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>>683823240
cuck much.
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>>683823554
Well you gotta keep an eye on the baggers. They are more of a threat to this country than any remote possibility of a suicide bomber, which they love to over-exaggerate.
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>>683824002
sure kid.
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>>683809699
spoilers, hitler wasn't out to destroy the world but to revitalize and save his country
he had ideas for the public welfare that were good ideas because he was a human being who loved his country
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>>683823033
>more than doubles US debt
>foreign policy failures allow the creation of ISIS
>unchecked illegal immigration
>gun running to cartels
>first credit downgrade in US history
>economy still in the shitter
>record number americans of out of work and on welfare
The list goes on. Obama is a failure.
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>>683819894
Not OP.

DO you even watch what ch/ump says..? Btw fuck Clinton as well.
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>>683823240
yes there can be no objective criticism of lord Obama except his skin.

his medical plan is so great.

look at how he made the middle east better

look at how he closed gitmo, stopped torture and drone killings...


wait im sorry what did you say he turned around? what are these things you speak of?

please entertain me
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>>683803248
He's a rich ceo businessman who fucks over little guys to build his wealth. On top of that he says a lot of insane shit like hero worshipping dictators, saying the US should commit war crimes, making blatantly unconstitutional promises for when he is president.

He comes across as a nationalist extremist and surprise, that doesn't appeal to everyone
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>>683821196
Uhm.. over 90% of computers use Windows and he is the one the richest in the world (sometimes the richest)

No, luckily I don't have to vote in the US. Hilary and Trump are both shit.
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>>683824002
And the solution to this is to spy on the entire country? This is what I don't understand about people from the left, they want everything bubble wrapped.

You have to accept there will be casualties, there will always be criminals. Taking away everyone's safety and freedom to "prevent" a small minority of crime only leads to a country where everyone is constantly on edge.

You can let people take away your privacy in the name of "safety" but I sure as hell don't want that to happen. Even if it means letting a few crooks get away
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>>683824002
oh god yes look how Obama has saved us all from the treat of the tea party
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>>683824497

+ Bush Sr handed Clinton a $269 Billion Budget Deficit.
+ Clinton handed Bush Jr a $127.3 Billion Surplus.
+ Bush Jr handed Obama a $1.4 Trillion Deficit.
+ Obama has reduced Bush's Deficit to only $492 Billion in just 7 years!

Obama's other achievements include:
* Unemployment cut in half
* Uninsured rate cut in half
* Dow Jones nearly tripled
* Deficit cut by two thirds
* Historically low inflation rate
* Auto makers booming
* Clean energy doubled
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>>683824287
Healthiest medicine is sour at first
>>
>>683816325
That won't be a problem, the SJWs will willingly deport themselves to Canada
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