Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >Claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats c:
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
Maki Claimed
Shiki claimed
Kurumi Claimed
Megumin claimed~
>>683797832
Thanks for the bread tats.
>>683797832
Miia claimed
>>683796157
becouse i am intrested in the game i would love to help
what about changing the thingy around him to green it would seem like vines?
[Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy], is in favour of building the wall and is starting a wall funding campaign. We ask for a small donation for ice cream today to contribute towards building the wall. Any donation from one Shekkle to an entire brick is appreciated. We also accept human sacrifices as payment.
Tenryuu claimed
Claiming waifu again.
Claimed as ever
Cute girl here no longer speaks to me at all
>this is why we stick to 2D
How are we all? What are your plans for the rest of the day, anon?
Schierke claimed
>>683798058
I'll snap her neck for the good of the wall.
>>683798109
>usual greeting
>>683798169
work, then back to shitposting
>>683798092
mein führer
>>683798169
So it didn't go well with the 3D grill you liked?
>>683798169
Faggot.
Arby's claimed.
>>683797125
Damn dude, that sucks I know what its like to be like that though, I use to do that back when I started working everyone got free shifts from me.
>>683797410
I agree! I cant just choose one!
Rikka claimed!
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Back from dinner!
>>683797972
You shouldn't get charmed so easily kouhai~
At least make sure that She'll give your money back!
>>683798058
I'll give myself away for free ice cream.
>>683797832
Akiko claimed
>>683797212
I fucking love these
keep it up Phoenix
>>683797308
That's just the thing
We have to make the tendrils stand out from the vines because it's such an important part of the gameplay
>>683797431
kek
It's not the best choice but it was a nice try
Claimed
>>683798169
What happened Renge?
>>683798169
Coming up for 8pm in Britain, too late for plans. Although I guess I'll watch the football (soccer).
What about you anon?
>>683798346
I already have the money back, her mum put it in my account for me.
Reminder that all your waifus belong to objectively superior animated females.
>>683798463
They are all below Shiki yes
>>683798463
Truth hurts Tats.
>>683798058
Do you accept evidence?
>>683798169
>How are we all?
I am okay, you?
>What are your plans for the rest of the day, anon?
I don't really have any.
>>683798373
You should thank Megmuin, he showed me that site.
>>683798463
Well I am glad my claim is a husbando.
>>683798042
VVV see
>>683798373
>>683798332
Fuck off Billy.
>>683798309
Apparently not. I got her number and she never responded and hasn't talked to me since.
>this is the fourth time a girl has done this to me
>>683798252
Me too, fam, me too
>>683798407
See above
>>683798436
Blegh, I know I'm super American for saying it but I can't stand watching soccer. I probably would get into it if I had a team to root for but otherwise it's just boring.
>>683798654
Damn, that sucks.
However, who needs 3DPD?
I'll take two waifu please
>>683798436
Oh, at least you got it back.
>I still have like 50-60€ lendt away to random people
>don't even remember who
>>683798654
Been a /lifelong/ Liverpool fan, it's our final game of the regular season tonight. It's cool man, we can't enjoy everything.
>how many anons can say they support sports team with their waifu?
Why hello everyone
>>683798346
Kill yourself mate. You're merely posing as a waifufag so that you can shitpost. How the fuck can you not recognize Uni's ribbons from Noire's?
>>683797431
Everyone sounds weird when English is not their native laguage, it's a matter of practice. I'm sure we all sounded funny while trying to learn English.
>>683797484
I will go back, promise! I miss the Alps way too much not to
>>683797736
I enjoy talking to people, but I still want to be your apprentice. I am confident I'd be able to achieve higher knowledge and wisdom that way.
Accept me, senpai!
>>683798092
Heil!
>>683798252
You's beautiful.
>>683798058
I'll give you all my profits from my lemonade sales! They are being quite popular for some reason...
>>683798332
Hello neet tomo.
Hope you enjoyed work today and didn't get raped.
>>683798888
Why hello fran. what an entrance
>>683798841
but more thank one waifu will ruinj your laifu
>sachi claim
>>683798888
Entering with these quads.
>>683798888
>checked
holy fuck Fran, nice
>>683798888
>Checking them quads.
How're you Frankers?
>>683798841
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8224080
>>683798888
Hi Fran anon, nice quads.
>Phoenix.
>>683798841
>two waifu
Herecy
>>683798888
Hey Fran, checked.
>>683798930
Yes but is very hard to get rid off/noticeable even with online personalities, I've been speaking english with people online for a lot of years and I still get moments of joining a chatroom/vent/ts3/skype and some people instantly recognising what country I'm from.
>>683798973
I try
>>683799037
>>683799072
>>683799076
Didn't even notice till now.
I'm good, you guys?
>>683798888
Skeletal quads check.
>>683798654
I will literally kill you. Nothing personnel.
Also ur gay.
>>683798973
No my butthole is intact. How is yours holding up?
>>683799025
fml i can't even spell anymore
I need to make myself a good playlist. Anyone can help me with that?
https://youtu.be/XsYrGKn14jI
>>683798888
Nice quads, hi Fran.
>>683798877
>how many anons can say they support sports team with their waifu?
I don't think there's a pic with my waifu with my team's shirt, since Udinese is a relatively small team, maybe I should try and make one.
I remember when we beat Liverpool at Anfield tho :^)
>>683798252
Snap her neck and use her body as part of the wall and we have a deal.
>>683798346
Could always use an extra pair of hands working the shop and building the wall. Send me some cosplay pics and I'll think about it.
>>683798436
>2015+2-1
>Supporting Liverpool
Christ.
>>683798615
Evidence to prove that Hitler was a good person will be enough.
>>683798930
[lemon]ade profits? That's a deal right there.
Reminder that this habbened.
>>683798841
no
>>683798654
Sorry to hear that man..
>>683798343
>everyone got free shifts from me.
Pretty much same.. But they're not free I get so much money from their shifts~
>>683798615
I thought you already knew that site~
Going to play some Stellaris now~ I'm still watching
>Before that, I have to poop
![[Doki]_Onii-chan_Dakedo_Ai_Sae_Areba_Kankeinai_yo_ne_-_09_(1280x720_Hi10P_BD_AAC)_[104F7EA5]_2_001_9372.png](https://i.imgur.com/ftpW5qP.png "[Doki]_Onii-chan_Dakedo_Ai_Sae_Areba_Kankeinai_yo_ne_-_09_(1280x720_Hi10P_BD_AAC)_[104F7EA5]_2_001_9372.png")
>>683798841
>>683799090
This
>remember to only have one waifu
>more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>683799198
Been busy busy busy working on the game (you just lost)
Been coding and modelling and sketching all day
>>683799266
What kind of music do you like?
burp
>>683799198
Great man.
>>683799305
uuuuuuuuuh what? I've never heard of that :>
>>683799331
lifelong desu
>>683798930
Na nigs yous
>>683799214
No blood today. Is all good.
>>683799198
Usual.
>>683799510
British
>>683799214
It won't be when I'm through with you...
>>683799459
Cool, what kind of game?
>>683799510
What do we say when you burp in public?
>>683799571
Always good to hear
>>683799459
Pretty much every kind of music to be honest
So
how is everyone?
what are you guys listening to?
for me its:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>683799198
Been sick all day, nice to finally get on these threads.
>>683798916
Sorry if her ribbon is hidden behind her head.
It's the first pic that I missed since now.
I'll move it to another folder right away.
>>683799331
Have some Yu-Gi-Ho.
>wake me up
>>683799674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJILhqIJ0S4
>>683799278
That's trash, Tits.
>>683799762
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>683798930
I lurk in the way that I do because I don't want to post or talk with anyone, if I can help it. I prefer to keep to myself. There are exceptions, obviously. And with things changing, tensions higher, I've made more and more exceptions. I regret most of them, while others were necessary.
>>683799214
That other Teto anon is a shit. Pft. Not even a Nazi...
>>683799730
I was only pretending to be mad so please don't take it to heart.
>>683799824
Well memed my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE
>>683799674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDch1p4c_M
>>683799674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa4n_8EK3ig
Super British, I know, but this whole album is great for grime fans.
>>683799674
https://youtu.be/y2cQvZPX3OY
>>683799771
>he doesn't like memerap
>>683799510
Ohayo
>>683799644
A puzzle platformer, did you forget or did you seriously miss the last 2 weeks? I'm pretty sure I told you before and I post lots of my progress here
>>683799657
>>683799674
Have a go at these
https://youtu.be/7eD7jEhqR3s
https://youtu.be/KBVMUOmQLcM
https://youtu.be/Jl7keidAvpU
https://youtu.be/GJD-im_4xNI
https://youtu.be/aCyQu00rZrM
https://youtu.be/PBZICTaUmU0
https://youtu.be/5MR6B1jvUg4
dumping a bit of everything
>>683799436
sorry I didn't know. just rukia then - easy decision
>>683800119
>memerap
>meme
Who are you and what did you do with the body?
Ako popping in
Senpai noticed me and said my magic arp hat was awesome and sat and talk to me in training edition.
>>683799674
https://diybandits.bandcamp.com/album/ignorance-is-bliss-2
>>683799689
Oh shit, you feeling better?
>>683799610
That's good
>>683800187
Not a huge amount, or I actually could have
>>683799331
That might be hard to find, I don't think we keep evidence from the 30s and the 40s anymore...
>>683799454
Nah didn't know it until you showed it to me, also have fun with Stellaris.
>>683799459
>more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Truer words have never been spoken before.
>>683799510
Hi Karen.
>>683799674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeAIC8nit5s and I am okay, thanks for asking.
>>683799762
But you can't wake up.
>>683800247
Congrats Ako?
>fucking captcha
>>683800247
That's a bit of an unwieldy edition name, but good for you.
>>683800119
Yes I do.
>>683800247
That's great man! Ganbatte!
>>683800017
Nothing to worry about, I still have 562 Noire's pics anyway.
>>683800018
Thanks Homura~
>>683800119
Also Tits is 28? Waddafug.
>>683799765
>not available in your country
Dammit
>>683800247
You're in
>>683800294
A tad, was asleep for most of the day, seemed to work.
nevermind I'm too tired for this
goodnight all
at least I got to see you guys
>>683799762
>>683799689
>>683799610
>>683799459
>>683799305
>>683800368
hi, I'd like to get to know you better later
hope your cold is better
>>683800201
>Immediately going for the flat one
I like you, anon.
>>683799674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e-ZOs-epwo
>>683800503
Really?
Well that's a damn shame, but just another reason to quickly watch Yamato 2199!
>>683799571
>lifelong
It's not too late to stop.
>>683799730
More.
>>683800368
Hmmm... How about evidence to prove Bush did 11/9?
>>683800247
Sounds great! Happy for you!
>>683800523
That always helps
>>683798252
Beautiful cinnamon bun, your presence is nice to see.
>>683800549
Goodnight Karen!
>>683800642
nice meme ice cream
>>683800208
>>>/mu/64775737
I blame these fags.
>>683800502
I'm 29.
>>683800582
Can't betray justic
oh yeah also this
>>683798841
>pic
>>683800549
Enjoy your night non-Brazil Karen!
>>683800549
Good night Karen.
Sleep well.
>>683800671
Baths also work, but it hurt to much to stand up and fill a bath.
Is Kazuki kill?
>claiming yume
last claim from me today
I wish you all a nice day/night
>>683799172
If people know you are a Nordic when you speak, that isn't really a bad thing imo, if only, it makes you look cool.
Embrace your accent!
>>683799331
>[lemon]ade profits?
Yes.
>>683799968
But your lurking allows you to see the big picture, to follow most convos here, while my posting for example doesn't let me know my surroundings that well, since I have to focus on the people I'm talking to.
You see and notice things others don't! I've seen your posts, I pay attention to what you say, and it's a display of logic, analysis and the right amount of sarcasm when it's needed.
>>683800294
Ah, well I'll be having a vote on the final color scheme for the character soon so stay in the thread if you want a say in it
>>683800549
>
Fucking Karen getting us excited for nothing
>>683800774
Bye friend. More legs to come tomorrow friend be around.
c:
>>683800503
Hell, where do you live?
Even I can watch it, living in a country that no one knows of.
>>683800549
Goodnight beautiful
>>683800613
a fair point. be back in five.
>>683800905
Hello ruri
>>683800549
Good night Karen, sleep well.
>>683800642
I can find that.
>>683800774
Bye Yume, have a nice night.
>>683800717
I meant your waifu. Also grow up.
>>683800953
Living in a country nobody knows is a good thing, because noone will think of blocking it.
C.C. Claim
>>683798169
Work, then back to watching Case Closed
>>683798841
More waifu will ruin you're laifu
>>683798888
Those are some nice numbers you've got there
>>683797832
getthelube.com
>>683800549
Goodnight karen!
>Kyouko
>>683800772
not yet.
>>683800774
I hope you suffocate in sleep.
>>683800953
America, but i could probably still find it on youtube if i put any effort at all into it.
>yuuko
Wait, no legless wonder yet?
YOINK
>>683799968
>I regret most of them, while others were necessary.
You and I both know no conversation is really necessary. You shouldn't worry about it this much for your own good
Also claiming
>>683801171
The ship is sinking ;-;
>>683800642
There you go Neo, all yours.
>>683801176
Welp i'm going as well see you guys tommorow
thanks for the great thread
>>683801197
Katawafags please leave.
>>683801297
goodnight snek
>>683801049
Oh yeah. She is indeed 28.
>turning 30 this November
I'm dying in a bit.
>>683801270
There is no ship to sink
>>683800642
Oh, how is the slave I sent you working?
>>683800746
Poor fella!
>>683800772
I thought you were kill
>>683800814
Sweet, what does the character look like
>>683801124
Keep getting
>>683801197
You're slow
>>683801297
farewell beautiful snek.
>>683801239
hello and goodbye
farewell for now.
>>683801297
Sleep well Snek.
>>683801129
>>683798930
There you have it
>>683801297
Night Snek!
>Emi
>>683801239
>void
please nigger
>>683801406
>I'm dying in a bit.
You got passed the 27 club at least.
>>683801460
>here we go again
The character looks like pic related, but the colors here are just placeholders. I'll be holding a vote with later with all the color schemes, both yellow and blue eyed. His placeholder name is Tenchi but that's not his final name yet
>Akiko
>>683800975
Hello there, Yuuko.
I really hope you're doing well, bud.
>And good luck at work!
>>683801460
Only on the inside darling.
>>683801458
I knew you'd reply to that. But seriously that's fucking sad.
>>683801406
Riperoni. I can't imagine how you must feel. I'm only [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
Neopolitan, blessed queen of the diarrhea, come and join us in WoWs.
>>683800712
You can always come and support Arsenal if you have the money to pay £50 for a fucking ticket.
>>683800786
Knew it was you, Emi. I think I can agree to that deal.
>>683800985
Awesome! You'll get your ice cream as soon as you get me those documents.
>>683801272
Neo approves. You'll get your ice cream delivered in the mail as soon as you come and set up your knew home in the ice cream store.
>>683801297
Night.
>>683800774
Kill yourself.
>>683801460
Eh, she's a cutie. She works hard and doesn't complain. Was a pretty good trade. Though I'm looking for more workers to help build the wall, so if you have any, I can send you more ice cream?
>>683801892
kys
>>683801523
Hello Yuuko
>>683801666
Got a fucking problem with it satan?
>>683801406
Full wizard mode incoming?
>>683801943
fat
>>683800786
I'll just assume that you're being serious...
The first thing that you'll want to do is quit announcing your lurk. That way no-one can reply to you.
>>683801239
Not truly necessary, no.
But they were important to me.
>>683801666
Nice digits.
But really who would want to hang around Jimi Hendrix anyways.
>>683801986
I left my path to wizardry ages ago.
How are you doing Shiro?
>>683801943
>not even the best team in North London
>you tried lad
>>683801943
I'll do it right away~
The spelling bee episode of Drawn Together, holy shit
>>683801718
Nice, I like him
>>683801773
Hope my necromancy training helps
>>683801943
I would have figures she would complain, you must have trained her well
Who's up for some leg spam, boys.
>>683801946
>Got a fucking problem with it satan?
That's not a void, that's shitty laser colours.
>>683802259
>But really who would want to hang around Jimi Hendrix anyways.
I'm sure he would be an annoying 420 fag.
>>683802257
>The first thing that you'll want to do is quit announcing your lurk. That way no-one can reply to you.
I never got why you would do that either.
>>683801718
as i said i am intrested in the game i would love to help
what about changing the thingy around him to green it would seem like vines?
>>683801943
Expect them sometime around the end of the century.
Well I am going, have a nice afternoon anons.
>>683799968
Oh. And I sometimes nervously shitpost because I enjoy Vigil's art. It's really pretty.
>>683802604
Goodbye Pheonix, good to see you.
Do husbandos count?
Move your fat ass on ts3
>>683802629
I preferred Mikan's
>>683802257
I am being totally serious. I will follow your instructions.
>Don't announce the lurk
Okay
>>683802629
I enjoy Vigil's art too. Who doesn't?
>>683802604
Bye Phoenix!
>>683802259
Time2fap
>>683802494
Yea thanks for the help Miia but I did adress this in >>683798373
The thing is we can't make them blend in with the background too much since they're so important to the gameplay
>>683801718
I'd like to think I'm somewhat skillful at Photoshop, if you need help on anything, I don't mind.
>>683802425
>annoying 420 fag
You kiss your mother with mouth? I'm pretty sure Mr. would be the hardest of the cores.
>>683802806
Yes they do
>>683802893
That time already?
>>683802406
Thanks, I put a lot of effort into rfining him
>>683802604
Stay sharp there Phoenix
>>683802806
Absolutely
>>683803035
*Mr. Hendrix
>joke ruined
>>683802806
Yup.
>>683802604
Alright Peenix, take care.
>>683802406
Well, we sat her down, explained to her that she belonged to us, and promised her free ice cream and a nice place to stay with an education if she does exactly what we ask of her. And it worked.
>>683802289
You got a choice. Cleaning out the bins or cleaning out the leftover ice cream.
>>683802260
S-Shut up. W-We'll win next year, just watch.
>>683802835
If you gonna copy my filename, at least do it right.
>>683802934
ohh sorry i didn't see it i thought that you didnt see the message
>miia
>>683802259
Having some pretty shitty WoWs games, but besides that I'm doing pretty well.
How are things in Greece?
>>683802893
You mean as in always?
>shiro
>damn limited
>>683803035
>You kiss your mother with mouth?
No?
>>683803068
It shows
>>683803092
I think you mean death threats
Fran
>>683803092
wew lad. At least we'll win the Europa.
>see you in CL groups fam
>Maki
>>683803035
Autism strikes again.
>>683803224
Yeah I'm an idiot. Ignore me.
>>683803193
Bills are getting paid at least, uninstalling some Issac mods again.
>>683797832
>posting 2d waifu
Get your shit together m9.
>>683802838
>Image limit
Agh. I was going to give a Mikan before I went dark.
>>683803398
Try again
