ask her if the call is about the M Night Shamanamalamadingdong Plot Twist. Tell her that you want to throw Marmelade Bread at her face to see if she is Kevin Kostner and tell her about your fantasy to smell Courtney Loves armpits
OP why so long? Keep us informed on what is happening
I'm hoping someone walks the dinosaur.
What accent is that? I can't quite get it...
Yeah I had to skip most of it. I was more surprised that this is legit. Though, due to only one person talking I still find it slighty hard to believe.
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS FUCK YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING LOVE THINGS LIKE THIS
HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!!!
taking the easy bait like an autistic newfag. Enjoy your autism xD
My nigga. I told you she liked you. These threads have shown me that the majority of b doesn't know how to talk to women or read their hints. Everyone was telling open he fucked up and only me and three other people could see the signs
THE JEALOUSY IS REAL BOY
Followed this thread from the start. He was a shy beta fag who didn't know what to say to his friend. Now (with no proof of results) he's bragging and talking shit to everyone for being jealous virgins. This is how someone acts when they get shut down but still want everyone to think they're the man.
Today, OP was not a faggot. He got the girl! And I must say, I'm proud of /b/ for the moment, for they actually helped make this happen.
P.S. All the jealous faggots, though.
OP, we want a pic of the girl. no nude, just to put face to voice. she sounds awesome and ill be honest im happy for you /b/ro. long as you don't pull any beta cringe moves, you're about to have a nice summer
vocaroo . com /i/ s0qSIPdnFGSW
actual fixed link, also this is her fb picture
if you are not an autist and cant spot a bait like this you are an idiot. I dont mind if you rather call yourself an idiot. Being so obsessed with not being a newfag is pretty newfaggish either.
A BIG toast to everyone who followed this thread from the beginning. we had our doubts in OP, even shamed him for a while for hiding his loss, but in the end, OP pulled out the win. and its kinda fuckin cute man. cheers to everyone involved in these threads.
also get monica's details we will fuck her up
you are lucky you met a nice girl
shes cute, shes got a cute voice, she seems to have a nice body (IF YOU LIKE SKINNY TWIGS YOU ALSO LIKE PREPUBESCENT BOYS), and the girl got some style. nice catch OP very proud
mkay ill do that. Have this low res pic of axl rose as a reward for solving this conflict peacefully
It's just a recording of her venting about some girl. How does this prove that she's into him at all? It proves that she didn't take his messages seriously and just wanted to talk to him about her personal problems.
if you wanted to see a REAL fat nigger, there are plenty.
that chick, however, not a fat nigger. thick is better, who wants to fuck skin and bones?
just sayin man. expand yo miiiiind, you might find that women with a few extra pounds are 10000x better in bed.
OP. VERY IMPORTANT YOU TAKE HER TO SEE ANY AVAILABLE HORROR FILM.
studies have proven that you're more likely to be in physical contact during a horror film. trust me. never failed...
took a bitch to see the blind side years ago. that was painful. basically staring at sandra bullock for 2 hours just to leave and fuck.
Working out just fine. Lesser races are failing themselves. Fags cant breed and the life expectancy of my kind goes up and up as others dwindle. Long story short, get out of my gene pool.
did i ever say nasty chicks?
damn, you might be a bit of a homosexual if you consider any woman with a few , a FEW , extra pounds to be nasty.
good luck with life anon, 2% of women over 40 will fit your criteria when the time comes
expand yo mind mafacka
FYI, I'm not the same nigger you were talking to before. Also, in previous thread, I was on either side of the coin. If OP failed, then he failed. If he got the girl, then woo, something good happened on /b/ today.
For any newfags, this shit is rare.
Most of these threads end in ruin or like police raids cause OP claims he has a gun and will kill himself if he can't get a girl's nudes.
1% maybe of the time this shit happens, but good stuff OP, drill her hard and praise moot as you do.