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CARLY WANTS TO VOICE CHAT
DUBS DECIDES
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>>683793192
how the fuck do u want us to respond if u are in voice chat
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DO IT ANON DO IT! BUT DELIVER
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Fuck you ugly bitch
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>>683793192
DELIVER OP! WE'RE LIVING THROUGH YOU!
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Do it op finish the job
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>>683793192
record
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>>683793192
inb8 she is actually a man and has a dick
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>>683793411
WINRAR
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>>683793192
Do it. Do it you fucking Outrageous Procrastinator.
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Haha, Gary!
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>>683793411
winner
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>>683793192
guys dont get baited by this obviously fake shit
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>>683793192
Agree and record voice chat for us.
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RECORD IT AND POST
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>>683793192
stream it faggot
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>>683793192
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>>683793192
I can't bc I'm screenshotting this for advice on 4chan
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>>683793192
Oh shit. Talk it out and green text it after
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Have siri record it on your iPhone and then post the screenshot
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Fucking call her and go get her ffs
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>>683793315
op need to livestream
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>>683793411
Ohp. Dubs. Now you gotta.
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>>683793541
Reroll
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some kind anon build me a wall please im mexican, i need to be stop
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>>683793488
win
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>>683793192
record
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wait till she talkes and starts explaining herself then start crunching on potato chips super fuckin loud, record and post
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fucking faggot you dont need us ITS AN EASY WIN YOU FUCKING BETA faggot
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>>683793555
Trips made it official.
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Stream it you cunt
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>>683793488
yeah but we're bored.
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>>683793488
dont fucking care if its real or no this is fucking 4chan
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>>683793411
This
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ask her if the call is about the M Night Shamanamalamadingdong Plot Twist. Tell her that you want to throw Marmelade Bread at her face to see if she is Kevin Kostner and tell her about your fantasy to smell Courtney Loves armpits
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>>683793541
REROLL u deserve this u beta bitch
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>>683793192
let's meet face to face, better than skype. can't wait to see you.
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>>683793555
American Pie
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>>683793555
Trips of truth
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I've been lurking and she wants to fuck you or admit her feelings at least
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>>683793744
dubs never lie
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disgusted by OP's faggotry and betaness
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>>683793633
winner
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>>683793773
this, don't be a fool
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just go fuck her you fag. or admit that you're asking 4chan for advice and send her link to thread.
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>>683793891
Says a virgin
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>>683793979
reroll
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>>683793555
I would rather hear the recording with all his stuttering and cringey awkwardness.
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Send her a picture of your dick and honestly just say "I love you and I want to explore every dark crevace of your body"
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bump keep it up boys
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Stream it
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>>683793989
said the virgin to virgin
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>>683794028
I bet this underaged faggot doesnt know how to record
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>>683793192
GET CALLNOTE
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OP Vocaroo it
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what's happening?
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>>683794126
Says a virgin to a virgin talking to a virgin
>I'm the 2nd virgin
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>>683794126
said the virgin to a virgin to a virgin
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OP why so long? Keep us informed on what is happening
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>>683793192
I'm hoping someone walks the dinosaur.
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>>683794245
this
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https://www.kandasoft.com/home/kanda-apps/callnote-skype-call-recorder
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>>683793989
kek in theory i could be a virgin boi, this is an anon chat


but i lost that card in 8th grade
>>6th grade fat
>>7th grade skinny
>>8th grade pussy

praise b 2 gawd
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sdfpadssadsadasdad
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>>683794275
Said the virgin to the virgin to the virgin to the virgin.
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OP HERE RECORDED THE CALL WE'RE GOING TO THE CINEMA TONIGHT

vocaroo . com /i/ s1vzmlTLdvBR
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>>683794385
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Op is a confirmed fag
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>>683794385
is this virginception? HAHAAHAHAHAAAA XDDDDD xDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>683794301
Were you trying to greentext you enormous faggot?? topzoz
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This shit is gonna get 404'd if OP is going to take his sweet ass time.
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>>683793638
Rollerino
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>>683794533
she sounds cute
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>>683794533
lets hear this shit
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>>683794651
so bump the shit out of this thread
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>>683794621
keyword try

>yes
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>>683794533
I aint clicking that shit nigger
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>>683794533
holy fuck is this legitly legit
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>>683794533
>vocaroo . com /i/ s1vzmlTLdvBR
She sounds hot.
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>>683794615
you type like you speak virginese
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>>683794533
She got excited. Means she masturbated.
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>>683794022
winner
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>>683794533
wow this is super cringey
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>>683794838
its vocaroo, just google it if you think its malware
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WINRAR GUYS, HE DID IT!!!
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>>683794533
LOCK IT DOWN
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>>683794533
cringe is unreal
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>>683794533
BOOOOOOOOOOY
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>>683794533
FKIN KIDDING ME ? GO FOR IT OP
gg
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>>683794533
God damn those fucking breathes she's into you OP. She sounds like one of those girls that moans from kisses to the neck.
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>>683794991
yo can't hear it
google aint finding shit
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OPs gonna get laid.
check first if shes got a dick though, just to be sure.
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she sounds super cute, nice job OP
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/thread
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>>683795031
>>683794968
cmon guys its cute
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>>683794533
Get it OP
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>>683794968
Aw, someone butthurt that they got to witness the betafag get something, reminding you how lonely you are?
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ITS NOT WORKING REEEEEE
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>>683794533
What accent is that? I can't quite get it...

>>683794968
Yeah I had to skip most of it. I was more surprised that this is legit. Though, due to only one person talking I still find it slighty hard to believe.
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OP can't think of what to do next since this is all fake.
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hated on OP but he did it. i could hear the interest in her voice. pretty hot. enjoy your d8 m8
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>>683794533
Did we get trolled or is this legit?
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>>683794533
NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE /B/RO

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS FUCK YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
I FUCKING LOVE THINGS LIKE THIS

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!!!
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Rolling for op to set up hidden cam and record when they fuck.
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> wanna see a filum?
this bitch is autistic
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Record you guys fucking!
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OP HERE THANK YOU GUYS THREAD SUCCESS
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>>683794870
KEK! virginese? xDDDDDD lel XD lol
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>>683795245
god you're a faggot
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GJ Op Lucky as fuck
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>>683795265
gj OP
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>>683795265
you are welcome OP

we do not work our magic for just anyone
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>>683795265
don't be a fag OP. Post results. we want tits. tonight
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>>683794968
>>683795307
jealous
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>>683795283
yeah, virginese

as in, you are a virgin and can only speak and act as such


evident by the amount of "xD"
the worst type of person.
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MP3 LINK
http://vocaroo.com/media_command.php?media=s1vzmlTLdvBR&command=download_mp3
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ayy atta boyy!!!
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>>683795257
pretty sure she's got some sort of accent maybe Ireland or something
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>>683795265
Now, we watch how many butthurt jealous neckbeards hate on you.
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>>683795251
this
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>>683795265
you're not done OP. you better keep us fucking updated. we want results and proof of.
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>>683795472
I was thinking a little Scotish
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>>683794533
OP
She wants you
She see you like some kind of alpha god
You can literally do whatever you want to her

Go ahead and have a nice time
Oh and don't forget to give her one as well
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OP HERE

ITT: All the triggered neckbeard anime faggots who will never have a girl this into them.

Your tears are delicious.

Thanks again /B/
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>>683795436
taking the easy bait like an autistic newfag. Enjoy your autism xD
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>>683795590
we want know daily updates you faggot
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>>683794533
My nigga. I told you she liked you. These threads have shown me that the majority of b doesn't know how to talk to women or read their hints. Everyone was telling open he fucked up and only me and three other people could see the signs
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>>683795590
/b/ is always here for you

post pic of girl once more? we need to be reminded of your win.

also, KEEP US UPDATED you owe it
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>>683795590
God your a faggot op. but I'm glad for you
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>>683795590
You got rejected, didn't you?
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>>683795590
A. You're the girl and made this all up
B. You have attained something 99.99% of people here wont get.

If B then congrats. If A, nudes pls.
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>>683795590
FAGGOT
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>>683795813
hoping its a
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>>683795590
>/B/

I've got a girl who isn't a nigger, so...
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>>683795755
You need to lurk more. OP got the girl. And 100 neckbeards are screaming in their basement, cursing the fucker.
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>>683794968
>>683795031
>>683795257
>>683795307
>>683795621
>>683795755
THE JEALOUSY IS REAL BOY
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show her your dick
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>>683795621
im an OG oldfag, /b/ tardin out the womb mafcka. repeatedly using the term autistic and autism says you're not only a newfag, but also currently in a high school classroom.
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>>683795864
see>>683795945
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>>683795813
any case this was a win for b today
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>>683795590
REAL OP HERE

she's still talking, about work now if anyone wants to fap to her voice

vocaroo . com /i /s0sqSIPdnFGSW

she's irish btw
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>>683795755
OP pulled the upset win, although to a select few of us alphas in here, we knew it was a shoo-in
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>>683796019
kek
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>>683795734
Op*
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>>683796019
MP3 PLS
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>>683795245
fag
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>>683796019
>vocaroo . com /i /s0sqSIPdnFGSW
wrong file faggot
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>>683796019
i'd love to fap to her voice
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>>683796019
She's about as Irish as Tom Cruise was Japanese in The Last Samurai.

Nigger.
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>>683795906
Followed this thread from the start. He was a shy beta fag who didn't know what to say to his friend. Now (with no proof of results) he's bragging and talking shit to everyone for being jealous virgins. This is how someone acts when they get shut down but still want everyone to think they're the man.
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>>683796142
see>>683795945
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>>683796019
Thanks, I thought it was Irish but the accent is no where near as thick as I'm used too.
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>>683796019
Dear diary,

Today, OP was not a faggot. He got the girl! And I must say, I'm proud of /b/ for the moment, for they actually helped make this happen.

P.S. All the jealous faggots, though.
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>>683796019
vocaroo . com /i /s0qaSIPdnFGSW

fixed link
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>>683796019
OP, we want a pic of the girl. no nude, just to put face to voice. she sounds awesome and ill be honest im happy for you /b/ro. long as you don't pull any beta cringe moves, you're about to have a nice summer
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>>683796208
the voice messages were decently legit
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>>683796125
http://vocaroo.com/media_command.php?media=s0sqSIPdnFGSW&command=download_mp3
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>>683796019
pic please op
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>>683796286
still
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Well done OP you got this now
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Post pic of girl
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>>683796286
>vocaroo . com /i /s0qaSIPdnFGSW
doesnt work
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>>683796324
She's a fat nigger, pic was in first thread.
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>>683796286
vocaroo . com /i/ s0qSIPdnFGSW

actual fixed link, also this is her fb picture
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Curious how many of you are crying right now or hugging your waifus, cause you will never have this happen.
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>>683795979
if you are not an autist and cant spot a bait like this you are an idiot. I dont mind if you rather call yourself an idiot. Being so obsessed with not being a newfag is pretty newfaggish either.
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>>683796388
NIGGA THAT SHIT DONT WORK
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>>683796518
Stop samefagging, homo.
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For you, OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ
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>>683796513
Thanks
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A BIG toast to everyone who followed this thread from the beginning. we had our doubts in OP, even shamed him for a while for hiding his loss, but in the end, OP pulled out the win. and its kinda fuckin cute man. cheers to everyone involved in these threads.
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>>683796504
you say fat nigger like its a bad thing. expand your boundaries you'll get more pussy. just no junkies.
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More pics op
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>>683796518
Not I. I'm happy for the guy. I've tried the dating scene too much. Not for me.
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>>683796513
thanks for that, im not jealous anymore
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Legit fixed link
http://vocaroo.com/media_command.php?media=s0qSIPdnFGSW&command=download_mp3
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>>683796513
and you are saying we were jealous about her?
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>>683796545
not obsessed, just mentioned it


take a chill pill phil god damn
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>>683796513
also get monica's details we will fuck her up
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>>683796513
you are lucky you met a nice girl
>enjoy life
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>>683796513
Dafuq? This recording proves that you are indeed still in the friend zone you beta fucking faggot.
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>>683796513
shes cute, shes got a cute voice, she seems to have a nice body (IF YOU LIKE SKINNY TWIGS YOU ALSO LIKE PREPUBESCENT BOYS), and the girl got some style. nice catch OP very proud
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>>683796776
It is a bad thing. How bout raise your standards a little.
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>>683796974
The butthurt is strong in this one.
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This is cute, but unless you are black it is STILL RACE TRADING!
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>>683797088
dubs never lie
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>>683796879
mkay ill do that. Have this low res pic of axl rose as a reward for solving this conflict peacefully
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>>683797215
>2016
>race matters

Don't you have a sister or mom to be fucking, Billy Bob?
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op here, not much else to give you guys so thank you for everything, i'm gonna go get ready for my date ;)
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>>683794533
Okay this is all well and good but what about the movie date? We won't be there for that. Don't fuck it up.Take her to see Barbershop: The next cut.
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>>683797088
It's just a recording of her venting about some girl. How does this prove that she's into him at all? It proves that she didn't take his messages seriously and just wanted to talk to him about her personal problems.
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>>683796504
You sound bitter man, if you are not interested why are you lurking?
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>>683797322
Race matters. If you had proper esteem you'd know this.
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>>683797344
don't be a fool, rub your tool
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>>683797081
if you wanted to see a REAL fat nigger, there are plenty.

that chick, however, not a fat nigger. thick is better, who wants to fuck skin and bones?

just sayin man. expand yo miiiiind, you might find that women with a few extra pounds are 10000x better in bed.
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>>683797452
Sure thing, kiddo. Lemme know how that works out for you.
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>>683797423
I am interested and pulling for the guy, I just have yet to see any proof of her actually liking him.
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>>683797525
sound advice
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>>683797452
>let me tell you what's acceptable
> let me tell you the proper level of self esteem.
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>>683797322
i bet you are swedish .You fucking cuck
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>>683797404
no. NO.

OP. VERY IMPORTANT YOU TAKE HER TO SEE ANY AVAILABLE HORROR FILM.

studies have proven that you're more likely to be in physical contact during a horror film. trust me. never failed...

took a bitch to see the blind side years ago. that was painful. basically staring at sandra bullock for 2 hours just to leave and fuck.
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>>683795472
>>683795529

It's Canadian, you fucktards.
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>>683797582
>kiddo
Get out of my board grandpa
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>>683797280
u r a faggit and should admit how fucking pathetic you are
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>>683797607
this is second thread, other thread had skype chat logs, they voice chatted and he recorded her saying that she has a crush on him and they are going to see a movie together
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>>683797607
tone of voice in the recordings as well (she seemed nervous and shit) as the way she reacted to his initial confession....seems like cards are in his favor imo.
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>>683797788
i think it was Sudanese
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>>683797582
Working out just fine. Lesser races are failing themselves. Fags cant breed and the life expectancy of my kind goes up and up as others dwindle. Long story short, get out of my gene pool.
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>>683797607
The original vocaroo sounded like the bitch was spilling her spaghetti. Either believe it or dont you were just talking shit about black people.
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Glasgow man here, here accent is fucking all over the place. I'm hearing Scottish, Irish, Canadian, all kinds of shit. Theres some dominant Irish coming through though.
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/b/ has heart afterall
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>>683797577
kek just because you get nasty chicks doesn't mean you have to recommend it to us to make yourself feel better.
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>>683797963
>you were just talking shit about black people.
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>683797963
that bitch was nervous as fuck. clear sign that she is interested in making some sort of move. alphas know
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>>683797779
Yeah but she's black. She'll think it's sweet.
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>>683797771
Sometimes I wonder when anons say shit like this that they actually believe it.
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>>683797963
Nigger detected
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>>683798030
did i ever say nasty chicks?
damn, you might be a bit of a homosexual if you consider any woman with a few , a FEW , extra pounds to be nasty.

good luck with life anon, 2% of women over 40 will fit your criteria when the time comes

expand yo mind mafacka
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>>683797926
Listen to it again, and watch some Letterkenny and Trailer Park Boys. It's unmistakable if you know the accent.
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>>683798057
That's fine just don't say your pulling for the guy when in your previous thread you clearly werent
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>>683797859
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>683798068
This
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>>683798119
lmao, as stereotypical as that could be taken, you sir have a fantastic point. she'll also be in a good mood, heard its pretty funny
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>>683798068
seconding this, she's into you OP just be smooth and you'll be all in her shortly.
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>>683798154
>cracks detected.
Great this is groundbreaking never been seen before text on 4chan
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>>683798247
to be fair if they aren't pornstar quality i dont fuck em
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>>683798468
amen. smooth, but dont be a try hard. if she was your friend before, she probably wont like if you act different. be smooth cool and normal, the odds are so in OP's favor.
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>>683797859
its a joke you inbred moron. Are you too embittered to understand that or are you a Guns and Roses Faggot?
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>>683798336
FYI, I'm not the same nigger you were talking to before. Also, in previous thread, I was on either side of the coin. If OP failed, then he failed. If he got the girl, then woo, something good happened on /b/ today.
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>>683798578
you know what...... good for you man.
if you can get em, get em. bless up /b/ro. i respect it.
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>>683794301
Summer is here early kiddos
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>>683798740
that was a failed green text about my experience 9 years ago. lol
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>>683798578
>if they aren't pornstar quality
Lel, how's the kissless life?
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>>683798740
that's what I was thiking...a lot of them these days init?
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For any newfags, this shit is rare.

Most of these threads end in ruin or like police raids cause OP claims he has a gun and will kill himself if he can't get a girl's nudes.

1% maybe of the time this shit happens, but good stuff OP, drill her hard and praise moot as you do.
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>>683798896
top kek


EXPAND YO MIIIIIIIND
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>>683799056
So, how was school today?
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>>683799056
Fix your writing.
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>>683799180
seeing as i finished a week ago..... not bad

waitin for that senior year at villanova ya feel me
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>>683799224
fix your samefagging
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>>683798545
Def a nigger
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>>683799735
Fix your testicles so you do not accidentally mate with some retarded girl dumb enough to fuck you.
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>>683799867
lol you lost.
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>>683799056
>yo

nigger
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>>683799991
Lost what? You are an idiot.
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>>683800240
i found that comment to be some sort of projection of your awful life onto me. find a therapist.
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Find a book on the English language. Refer first to the section ON HOW TO USE IT.

Therapist? Weak nonsense.
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>>683800845
lol you keep losing.
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>>683796513
>then monica said
>then i said
>then nina said
>but gareth

Holy fuck i dont give a shit
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yo op update us
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>>683794533
Good job man. Hope it all works out
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