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We have received reports that people are smuggling illegal dubs into the facility. I better only find singles in your ass, Anon.
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I'm all clean sir.
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can I go home now?
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Do you use one finger or two
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Am i free to go now officer?
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I dindu nuffin
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>>683791447
im mex&can
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*whistles casually*
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Uhhh... Hello, officer.
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Stay out off my ass
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>>683791447
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>>683791447
No dubs to see here sir!
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Officer check out a little bit further, maybe you'll find something ;)
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Hey, just passing through
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>>683791447
have you received the reports that these kind of threads are shitty cancer threads and people who open them should just jump off a cliff, you retarded cum gargler?
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Dont detain me officer
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Im clean
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>>683791447
*whistling*
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No dubs here
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I got no dubs in my ass today sir.
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Sup
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I'm clean officer, I swear!
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Check em
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Fite me bich
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I'm just gonna be quiet for a while
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FUCK YOU, PIG
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nothing up here
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AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!
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only drugs up there son
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checkem
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Can I give you a bribe officer?
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>>683792673
Piss off
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>>683792700
HERE THEY ARE OFFICER
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I think you have not checked deep enough, sir.
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Don't touch me there officer.
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>>683792733
ANOTHER PAIR
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>>683792733
>>683792700
OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR NOW
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>>683792700
>>683792733
>>683792744

Checked
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>>683791447
Single, but your forgot your watch BB
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That's not a weapon sir, its my penis
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>>683791447
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>>683792888
Holy shit mate
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>>683792744
>>683792899
The nigger always has them
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>>683792733
>>683792700
Get down on the ground and put your hands behind your back!
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>>683792899
dem niggas again
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I don't have any dubs sir
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I got charged with heroin with intent when the cops found 26 foils of powder heroin in my buttcrack. Good it felt like a cactus pricking my ass
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>>683792888
GET ON THE GROUND NOW!!!!!!!
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>>683792888
Jesus Christ
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THERES ANOTHER, SHOOT THEM
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no dubs
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No dubs here, officer, I'm a law abiding shitposter
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>>683792888

>>683792899
>mfw cops are busy with trips
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I'm clean guys.
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>>683793185
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>>683792888
wut
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SHIT!
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>>683791447
I'm dubs free officer.
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>>683791447
FUCK U MUHFUGGA

BIX NOOD

FUK THA POLICE
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Can i leave now? I have an important meeting at 5:00.
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I can barely fit singles in my butt
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hello....officer
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Fuck the police.
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>>683793356
THERE HE IS, OFFICER
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oh shit, pigs didnt catch me, here we go again boys
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>>683791447
pork em officer
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I'm clean
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Dub free since 08 sir
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>>683791447
i swear i dont know how they went there
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May or may not have to shit out some trips right now officer.
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>>683793613
You fucked up mang
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>>683792733
>>683792700
Double dubs arrest him officer.
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>>683793707
Do it then
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>>683793776
Fuck my ass
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NOT THE GLOVE
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What you're seeing now is my normal dubs
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i'm a black man and you are racist
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>>683791447
go deeper officer ;)
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I'm clean, officer.
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>>683791447
N-nothing here officer!
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Im as clean as a tear, officer.
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>>683794344
guilty
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>>683792888
nice set of trip there my boi
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>muh oregano
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I swear officer, I got nothing to hide
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No dubs here sir
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>>683791447
nanda
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Good luck finding anything ya' prick.
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See? That's the cleanest ass you've ever seen.
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Hahaa
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I'm all clean
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YOU'RE NEVER TAKING ME ALIVE COPPERS!
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>>683791447
Please officer, i have kids
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>>683791447
No dubs here
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Chinese food is good
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>>683791447
Nigga I haven't had dubs in yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaars
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STAY BACK COPPERS I'M PACKIN HEAT
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>>683791447
Nothing at all
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>>683791447
Loser
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I got charged with heroin with intent when the cops found 26 foils of powder heroin in my buttcrack. Good it felt like a cactus pricking my ass
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._.
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>>683791447
There a problem officer?
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Dubs here are probable cause
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Ha! Even if you do find anything, you have no proof
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YES, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A LOT OF DUBS UP THERE OFFICER... TAKE A LOOK, WILL YA? ;)))))
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Free man
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I got license
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just trips here sir
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Morning sir. Nothing to hide from, sir. My asshole is yours to search.
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No dubs here sir.
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no dubs here sir
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>>683791447
I SWEAR IM CLEAN
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No dubs, Sir!
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Watch me get trips
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No dubs in my anus officer.
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Nope
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>>683791447
No dubs around here.
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you are looking at the wrong place
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Please, im a white citizen
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Shove my dubs up your ass...
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w-what?
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This is rape officer, I have no dubs on me.
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>>683794144
under rated
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Pssst how much to ignore this dubs?
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>>683791447
fuck you nignog
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<3
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>>683791447
>totally no dubs here
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>>683800041
snitch
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>>683800199
>>683800077
PERPETRATORS
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>>683791447

Did you find em officer?
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>>683800199
Do I get immunity now Op?
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Fuck you.
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>>683791447
yeah officer, no dubs here
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>>683792700
>>683792733
nice, nice
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Nothing on me sir
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Pl-please officer
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nigger
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Keep searchng, officer. I'm clean.
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>>683792733
Nice one Bateman
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All clean here
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You're gonna have to look a lot deeper than that, anon.
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>>683791447
I only have trips. b is gay.
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no dubs here you faggots!!
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>>683793433
Nigger spotted
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You're all old fags
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>>683791447
not here, officer niggerface
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Clearrr
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>>683791447
Nothing to see here sir
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Can I go home now, sir?
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Nahhh thanks
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I'm clean
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>>683802177
say no more
GET IN THE CAR
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>>683791447
You'll find shit cunt
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here
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im clean i swear
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>>683791447
No dubs here officer.. *hic* only booze
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Those damn kids and their dubs
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Clean as a bean, officer!
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I only gor co
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>>683791447

Pls look in my ass.
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May I go now, sir?
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today is my lucky day
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>>683791447
Only singles here officer
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I've only got triples, sir.
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Clear1
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>>683806722
Fag
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I only have singles. I promise.
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>>683791447
Are you kidding me
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>>683807976
close
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>>683808311
fuk
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Trips are OK, am I right?
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FIST ME DADDY
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no dubs on me orificer i swear
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U cant arrest me faggot I am as american as you, you cant prove me guilty #BlackLivesMatter
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you'll never catch me
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I AM KING OF DUBS, I DUB WHEREVER AND WHENEVER I WANT TO, HA!
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>>683791447
Fuck me daddy
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I do not consent to any searches.

(not with these trips)
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Officer, do I really look lika a dubs terrorist to you?
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DO IT
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>>683791447
roll
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If dubs op is gay
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>>683793433
OFFICER HERE SNITCHES GET STITCHES BITCHES
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no dubs here officer,

glory to trump
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>>683791447
just get it over with
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Nugftyhhgffg
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Buttcheecks spread
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>>683808899
Too bad you got dubs then eh?
OP, i found one!
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>>683797741
Fuck off mr plinket
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I pass security.
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>>683808899
Excuse me sir but do you have the papers for those dubs?
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>>683791447
I never get dubs so I am not worried but please feel free to inspect my anus.
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>>683792700
>>683792733
>>683792744
>no dubs in 46 posts
>3 in a row
WHAT Are ThE ODds ?
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>>683810377
YOUREUNDERARRESTMOTERHFCUKRE!
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>>683791447
Look as deep as you like s-senpai
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>>683810210
Trump said he's gonna legalize dubs.
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You'll never take them from me, faggot
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>>683791447
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I have my singles right here
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>>683810823
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sorry officer
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My ass is clean as a whistle.
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Clean as a whistle.
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>>683800448
That can't be healthy
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>>683791447
yesssir
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Oh fuck you pig, only singles here yo
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I'm clean officer.
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No dubs here
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sori bos
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So, how 'bout them Cowboys?
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Only trips here
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>>683791447
these arent even mine i was borrowing them from my cousin
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fk u cop im keeping my dubs
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Am i free
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Only singles in my ass officer. You can dig deep sir, it won't bite.
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>>683791447
what about trips`?
am I gud?
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I'm clean. But you can shove your hand up my ass anyway
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Why would I have dubs?
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>>683791447

i got something special for you up there officer
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