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People you regret fucking
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Christ. Even I regret you fucking that.
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You fucked that?
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>>683785301
i fucked this fat beaner once... couldnt nut so i passed her off to my friend... i washed and washed and washed. I couldnt get that smell off me
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>>683785301
What if u are a sad virgin?
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>>683785301
but shit it was 99 cents
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>>683785301
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>>683785301
Oh heroin, you silly drug (or is that ket?)
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>>683785301
>>683785443
>>683785581
>>>683785301 (OP) (You)
>but shit it was 99 cents
kek, pretty much
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Shitty morning after
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>>683785301
I regret looking at that; can't imagine getting erected for that..,disgusting
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>>683785301
Your mom
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>>683785875
That's not a regret, that's a mistake.
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>>683785605
Heroin, yeah.
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>>683785991
Next door neighbor
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>>683785991
Underage b&
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>>683785301
my 35 year old neighbor, found out shes a prostitute and likes heroin after, never again
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>>683786000
What is the difference?
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>>683786132
you don't regreat all your mistakes.
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>>683785991
I'll try to be a better son
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>>683786096
Pic
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Is anyone else going to contribute?

Should I keep posting her, or move onto other regrets?
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>>683786042
Well you heard what happened to the people who took heroin? They achieved willpower annihilation! Hence you fucked a skank -> only way out is to fuck her again.

This time clean, then you won't ever heroin again.
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>>683787057
I don't do heroin, she does.
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>>683785809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KClpLzFftU

Cheer up bud
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I am appalled by the original contribution. Are you okay?
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>>683786977
Post your reasons for doing such a fucking life destroying drug? You must have had a severely fucked up time of it
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>>683787202
Is that tit dirt or a thin bra/dark nip combo?
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>>683785301
dude not cool to share a pic of someone prepping a shot.
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>>683787202
Oh ok ignore>>683787333

What's your deal then anyways?
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Holy shit this is fascinating. She just does that every day? Get high, get jerked on and then sleep?
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Terrible fuck. However. Best pair of tits to cum in and she played with my seed like it was face wash.
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>>683787202
Where she from
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Heroin > HIV
wouldnt risk my dingdong for poonthang with that risk
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>>683785875
HAHAHAHA

I REMEMBER YOU

you had the thread where you were like "oh my god i just fucked my first milf guys it was so awesome oh my god we are doing it again tomorrow"

fucking topkek
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>>683787542
Name?
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I don't regret fucking her, but I do at the same time.
She was a great lay - but bitch be cray
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holy fuck

i wouldnt even be able to get it up for these chicks they are too degrading to themselves due to being so hideous

i mean come on man would you rather fuck snow white or that bitch with the apple
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>>683786000
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This
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This fucking pig. Such a whore, her pussy was stretched from fisting and it felt like fucking a warm, slimy trash bag.
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>>683787876
how was she crazy?
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>>683787876
Post moar of this slut
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>>683785301
nice. how much?
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>>683788137
shoulda just got a blowjob you garbageman
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>>683787668
Not me bud, but it must be some good shit your smoking lol
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>>683787519
Kek...me too
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>>683787549
Massachusetts, usa
>>683787444
>tried to kill myself earlier in the year
>standards for safe behavior just aren't there anymore
>posted on backpage looking for a footjob
>met a really nice lady
>she mentions her neighbor has nice feet and needs money
>neighbor turns out to be addict from original post
>go through with it for months
>$50 footjobs and blowjobs
>still want to die
>neighbor gets nice lady killed
>aintaboutthatlife.jpg
>sever all contact
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Was actually amazing in bed - and down for pretty much anything - but she cheated on her bf with me, and I always felt guilty about that.
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never officially fucked her, but i came in her mouth more times than i can count. a mouth is a mouth, i guess.
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>>683787873
Tittymonster McGoocheeks
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>>683788249
nigger
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>>683786000
What's so wrong with her? I'm sure getting a nice buzz on and making her lay on her back while you take her to poundtown isn't bad..bust your nut and move on.
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>>683788241
I dated that shit. I was a moron and didn't wrap up. I tested clean afterward. She on the other hand has the herp and is fucking her way towards HIV. I hope.
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>>683788481
No white as driven snow just like the shit your shoving up your nose
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>>683785301
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>>683788378
Here's the woman from the OP trying to do CPR while holding a cigarette. This is the last time I'd see her in person.
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>>683788044
Whats wrong with her? She doesn't look too bad imo...
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>>683787873
I gotchu fam
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...and I came inside her.
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>>683788172
>would do a hand stand after we fucked so my cum would go deeper
>waited for me outside my lecture hall despite being engineer student and I'm a law student (different campuses)
>would post glee songs with lyrics on my wall on fb
>would tag me in pictures of kittens
>once made me spaghetti with her period blood mixed in
>"so I will always carry her with me"
>after I broke it off she stalked me
>cut off her own nose and put it in my mailbox

Was taken away after that, never heard or seen her again

pic unrelated
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>>683788601
kek na im off the shit

only snow you seein is

semen faggot
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Fucked this hoe hard cummed in her eyes retard didn't see it cumming
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>>683788429
We never used condoms, either. Fortunately never caught anything from fucking her holes.
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>>683789076
yo worst troll ever

i bet she just didnt stop calling you and your insecurities made you leave her
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>>683788137
Lost. Fucking A+ description.
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1 tip, jerk it of more. There will be less chance to fuck ugly/retarded chick if you are not too much horny
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>>683789141
I wouldn't be telling that a lot especially if it's running down your chin
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>>683789200
She's cute.
Also, she was doing the cheating. Not your problem.
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>>683789473
i bet you cant tell much to anyone in the first place with all the dicks in your mouth
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If the ad says she's asian, the pictures are fake
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>>683786096
o shit waddup ?
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>>683789704
Still hit that, though. Put that scabby vagina to work.
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>>683788782
More!!
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Man go back to jerking off to your dog . The best part of your pimple faced fagot virgin ass ran out of your Mothers Cunt. I'm done with you as hole
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>>683788981
You broski haha
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>>683789541
I guess you're right. Still think it was low of me to be fucking her while she was going behind her bf's back. Wish we had waited until after they broke up (as they regularly do).
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>>683789871
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>>683789977
To her, you were worth the risk.
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>>683785581
bag it
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This slut I met in six she came and visited me I fucked her for a week bc I was horny but Jesus she was batshit and had a smelly pussy and ass. I sent her home and stopped talking to her.
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>>683789980

I remember you. You had nudes of the one on the floor that was ODing. I think you fucked her.
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>>683789980
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This bitch. I cheated on my wife with her. I came back from Afghanistan, and found out my wife had a year long affair. I got drunk one night while she was on a vacation with her family, called this hoe up, got plastered and fucked her. That was over 2 years ago.

She walked into my wife's work to day and told her everything. Now I'm at home, waiting for my wife to get home so the shit storm can start.

Wish me luck.
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>>683790030
Thanks, anon. I feel a little vindicated now!
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>>683785443
/thread
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>>683790154
Sit there with a smug grin and tell her you don't give a shit. She will fold after a while and forgive you. If you act beta and apologise she will eat you alive.
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>>683789980

Soooo dump everything you got? nudes, stories etc? Interested in heroin whore.
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>>683790154
Good luck /b/ro
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>>683790154
Cunt, guess jodie got your girl. Sorry man, Itll work out! Shit happens too frequently.
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>>683790151
niggas sleepin under a giant waffle
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>>683790113
Nobody's ever remembered me before. I'm really honored, thank you.
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>>683785728
vagina is vagina boy. her face looks awful but her body looks good. look at those titties.
not a proud fuck but you got your dick wet

you could have worse...like I had...
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>>683788044
need a story on this, she looks a decent fuck by any standards
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>>683790154
So you're shitting your pants for your wife who cheated on you for an entire year, to find out you cheated on her once.
>totally the bitch's fault
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>>683785301
better get tested bro
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>>683790323
I mean we went through a lot of counseling to get our lives straight. Obviously I cheated before that, but I know two wrongs don't make a right.

>>683790347
Thanks. I feel like I'm about to have an anxiety attack. It was at my brothers house, and he knew, but didn't say anything. I have no idea what to say. 2 hours until she's home.
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>>683785728
dat chin...
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>>683787961
Why exactly? Doesn't look too horrible. More pics?
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>>683790154
Fair is fair. She cheated, now you're both even. Don't puss out. You show remorse and she'll eat you alive. As for that ratchet pussy, kick that to the curb, she sold you out for her own ego, because you're the biggest and best option she has right now.

Fuck - you need to kick both bitches and find someone who is worth your time and attention.
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>>683790565
Counselling is for faggots. Also you should have kicked her out when she cheated. Get rid of the whore there's millions of bitches out there.
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>>683788439
by the way she looks you are lucky she didnt eat it
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>>683790454
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>>683790489
Yeah pretty much. I mean after I found out, I made her life hell for pretty much a year. We had a lot of other issues going on too. But these last two years had been great, but now it's all gone to waste. I think divorce is the best option at this point.
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>>683790154
Make sure you tell your wife you'd do it all over again.
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>>683790083
do you punctuation you retard.
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>>683790694
Well I haven't talked to the bitch that ratted me in over 2 years so there's really nothing to do there. I want to play the "we are even" card, but I really do love my wife, regardless of circumstances, and don't want to see her in pain, no matter what her mistakes were.
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>>683790154
Wife cheats a whole year > one night stand
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>>683790747
>I think divorce is the best option at this point.

You solved the problem all by yourself.
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>>683790726
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>>683790909
At least he's had sex you obese virgin.

Pic related
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>>683790726
>pentagram
>cool hair and glasses
>minimal piercings
>dank titties


you are a faggot
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>>683790455
Head looks like paper mache.
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>>683790994
Aren't you proud?!
>>683790990
I'm with you there, but this conversation is going to suck cock
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I don't regret fucking any of the skank hoes I've fucked before, what I do regret is not pulling out and getting one of them pregnant
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My ex, just hated her annoying laugh. Wanted to punch her in the ovaries
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Good lay got to nut inside but completely unstable. She had 6 other guys in her pocket besides myself. Complete slut.
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>>683790968
>don't want to see her in pain, no matter what her mistakes were
You're too far gone. I'm genuinely so, so sorry.
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>>683791156
Dump pics?
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>>683789977
i wana fuck her hook me up with her number where is she from.
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>>683790154
Why would Shelby do you like that? You finally break it off with her?
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>>683790154
Watch this before talk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2AUat93a8Q
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>>683790454

Well, I like the thought of fucking junkie girls. I get excited think about nutting in them and then just dying after. Maybe buried with my load in them.
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>>683791073
If you decided to stay with her you can guarantee that she will fuck everybody while you're deployed again.
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>>683790968
You love marriage and being secure with someone. You don't love your wife. Not the way you think you should love her. You lost respect for her a long, long time ago but you're still trying to hold on and keep the wings attached while flying.

Shits broken, man. Accept it. Go find someone you respect.
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>>683788782
True friends, especially you for taking pictures
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>>683791156

Decent tits
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>>683791210
Yes. It literally only lasted one night. >>683791177
Thanks bro. I'll let you all know how it goes. Look for a post around 5pm est
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>>683790154
To get back at her, you should post her nudes. Or your wifes nudes. Or both.

If you're super alpha you can turn this into a threesome. Your wife can be a cuckquean.
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>>683790154
post what happens when it happens my nigga

shit sounds awesome
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>>683788782
Did the od'ing girl die?
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She shit on my dick and bit down on my cock
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>>683790333
What would you like to know?
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>>683787961
story?
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>>683791311
That's solid advice. Thank you.

>>683791259
I'm out now, but she probably would.
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>>683791389

Did you ask her to shit on your dick?
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>>683791020
not too bad
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>>683791156
nice tits tho
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>>683791389
why is she still alive, kill that bitch
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>>683788439
First name?
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>>683791318
I was the one who called 911. I had my phone out, and I thought of you, anon.
>>683791387
A week later, OD with another girl in the bathroom of a sober house.
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>>683789852
More??
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The smell...
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>>683791475
No
>>683791509
She lives in the UK complete cunt
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>>683786977
Keep posting, I need to see her in panties. Does she piss herself when she's high?
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>>683791460
That's good that you're out. I want to see a statistic on how many wives cheat on their husbands while they're deployed over seas. I bet that would really make guys in the military second guess marrying before leaving.
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>>683791584
Trash?
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>>683790455
pic related?
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>>683791401
Did you fuck any other junkies? Was the pussy any worth it? I've stuck my dick in some garbage women before but never any actively addicted to shit.
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>>683787876

trap
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>>683790151
>>683789980
>>683788782

tf?
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>>683791584

I bet this bitch lived rollerderby
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>>683791389
its like my granpap always said

poop on my wiener once, shame on you
poop on my wiener twice,shame on me
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>>683791596

How did that happen? She just pooped a log on your cock by accident?
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>>683791671
kek no...it was a tranny looking hamplanet...but she was a woman
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>>683791720
Kek wise words
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>>683791707

Dude, you nailed it. She even had one of those weird names. I can't recall it but it might come to it.
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>>683790154
Fuck Jodie, and fuck a shit storm. Stock up on good arguments and fire for effect.
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>>683788044
She's not bad. Kind of cute
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>>683791660
Jodie is old as the Army, dude.
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>>683790154
damn, we need pics of wife to see if you dun goof'd or came out the victor in this one.
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Fat bitch I stupidly lost my virginity to. Lied and said she was pregnant a few weeks later, then a couple months later I get warts on my cock. How's that for a first time?
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>>683791660
It's a ton man. Most of them do cheat. We were stationed in Hawaii, and when I deployed she went back home to be with family. My second day back some number texted me a photo of her with her face covered in his jizz. She said is was frosting, all of her friends and her were baking. I convinced myself to believe it. But then other people, old friends started telling me the stuff that had happened. But then, after all of it, she still refused to admit what happened. It was a shit time man.
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>>683791664

I had to leave all my windows open for three days. Dry heaves for hours.
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>>683791020
Is she kill?
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>>683791804

Improperly planned anal intercourse.
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>>683785301
I fucked a 8/10 but she had cheese in the vagoo and was a phyco bitch
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>>683785301
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>>683791804
No we were doing reverse cowgirl i smelled something bad looked at my dick the nastiest green shit ever
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Cocaine is a helluva drug
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>>683790595

what chin?
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>>683792009
kek

bitch look like a teapot
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>>683787876
poor anon... never stick your dick in crazy...
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>>683792042
her legs and ass look like a fat kid in a ghost costume
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>>683792110
exactly.
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>>683792009
how did it go?
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>>683791897
Wow! It's OK don't be too sour about it.
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>>683792042
Saturated fat is a helluva drug.
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>>683790172

She looks like Lauren Cohan, I'd fuck any chick that looks like Lauren Cohan
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>>683791560
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This girl
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>>683791675
Yeah, but the one in OP is the only one I've seen more than once.

The one in this pic smoked a bunch of crack in my bathroom, then later freaked out and left. This one wasn't worth it. Nicole maybe was at first.
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>>683791928
I know what you're saying man. My brother was deployed to Iraq and his bitch wife cheated on him with multiple guys all while she was pregnant with his kid. My parents even invited her out to eat with us tons of times while he was gone and the bitch didn't even have any look of guilt on her face. The only thing she ever accomplished in her life was producing my nephew who is probably going to be fucked since his mom talks shit about his dad all the time.
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Why? I'd sex her.
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>>683791845
Fuck Jodie for real. It was some tattooed punk with gauges and like Chiodos tattoos. What's worse is she spent a lot of my deployment money on him. Bought him a cell phone, PS3, even paid for a few of his tattoos and rent when he was short.
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>>683792307
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>>683785728
You paid?
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Her. Ugh. I look at my dick sometimes and tell it I'm sorry.
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>>683792042
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>>683785301
Would totally fuck. Check out those massive tits.

Nudes?
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>>683792325

Ha, that fucking blows. Got a place on line you got these pictures stored dude? I've love to see these chicks.
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>>683786513
Why did you take all of these?
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>>683785301
My ex
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>>683792325
Are you crazy are you out of your mind? Why do you do this? You're going to catch something.
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>>683792307
Put a flag around her head and fuck her for glory.
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>>683792307
>>683792404
want more, really?
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>>683791966
Yes. Another overdose a week later.
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>>683788425
why?
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>>683791401
>>683787202
>>683786513

more of her feet?
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>>683790154
she cheated first though. stop being a cucky bitch
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>>683791156
i woulda put up with the damn laugh... eventually you would get used to it... sometimes we have to do the things we dont want to in order to do the things we do...
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>>683789001
Nice. How did this all come about?
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>>683791842

Killary Clinton?
Sarah Impale-in?
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>>683792615
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>>683785301
holy fuck Op, it would take a lot of drugs for me to achieve a boner for that thing
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>>683792592
>>683792404
she has a very sensual dance
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>>683790455
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>>683790172
She is legitimately hot as fuck. Can't blame you, anon.
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>>683792877
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>>683792576
>>>683792325 (You)
>Are you crazy are you out of your mind?
Yes
>Why do you do this?
This all happened soon after I tried to kill myself. I just wanted something to feel good, and I didn't feel like I had much else to lose.
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>>683792877
Amy Winehouse's transgender cousin.
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>>683789001
Shit son.
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>>683792042
i bet her ass would be awesome for my match box cars!!!
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>>683790154
you're a fucking cuck if you let your wife destroy you over this. LMAO she cheated for a whole year and you can't get some accidental puss?
In this case two wrongs dont make a right, I think you're wrong. Be an alpha for once and don't let her drag your dick in the dirt. Good luck
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>>683785809
She is major...majorly huge.
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>>683787383
why??
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>>683792307
i didnt know weird al had a kid...
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>>683792474

uggh, I bang a chick that looks similar to this. Lack of face lips, dissapointits, and in bad shape. The weird thing was she looked decent with clothes on, I just don't understand. Being horny makes you do unfathomable things.
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>>683793098
That's be a lot easier to do if we didn't have a kid to raise...
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>>683792993
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>>683792204
I was really horny one night and needed a fuck. She invited me over, talked my fucking ear off for an hour. I decided to stay because she had weed. She sucked dick pretty good but I couldn't look at her. We fucked for like 10 minutes and I accidentally slipped it into her ass and left
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>>683792989
Share them file locations yo.

And i'm glad to see that you're still alive after all of that. Hopefully things have gotten better since rummaging through the bargain bin of craigslist junkies?
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>>683790565
Does she have any proof you fucked her? Just say you rejected her and she got pissed so she wants revenge. If she pulls up text logs just say she can easily set your name on her phone to someone else and have them send the messages. She cheated on you first anyway dude, and you did this before you started the counseling shit right? You can either fess up or use the crappy excuse i came up with. If you're gonna confess to her, make sure to tell her that she did it first and it happened years ago before all the counseling.
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>>683792993
>>683792983
>>683793154
decent ass too!
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>>683792009
Woodland Hills?
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>>683790991
She's hot somehow.
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>>683791156
Here's another picture of her.
She has beautiful tits and I loved fucking her. Like I said I couldn't stand her laugh. It drove me nuts. Its fucking annoying. Dump pics? Or nah
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>>683792667
she's my daughter
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>>683793323
wtf that makes things a bit different
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>>683793323
id love to play with my matchbox cars on her ass!!!
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>>683793323
Got any of her spreading pooper?
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>>683793373
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>>683793403
dump pls
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>>683785809
The belly of that thing covers it vagina, are you sure you even got in?
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>>683792681
>>683792553
>>>683786513 (You)
>Why did you take all of these?
I say it's for lulz or whatever.
Therapist says it's because it's so far removed from what I thought I'd be doing, that if I didn't have pictures I might not believe it myself.
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>>683793403

Dump em all
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>>683793436
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>>683793403
DUMP HER PICS LIKE I WOULD DUMP A FEW ROCKS BETWEEN HER TITS WITH MY MATCHBOX CARS!!!
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>>683793436
the nudes and dying cpr shots are cool wih dad though
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>>683793310
I already confessed. I may have cheated, but I'm not going to become even more scum by lying about it. I own up to something when I fuck up. I'll post at 5PM when it's all over. My wife btw.
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>>683793323
I'd hit it.
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>>683793403
what did this laugh sound like

and obviously dump faggot
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>>683786977
Please stop posting and kill yourself
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Stalker. Becomes unbearable when drunk.

Just lays there during sex. Not one attempt at movement.

Stalker stalker stalker.
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>>683790083
Hey i went there! Right before me and my girlfriend of 3 years broke up..
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this thread has all the makings for my worst nightmare
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>>683787202
>she
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>>683793557
id love to roll my matchbox cars all over her back!!!
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>>683793230
Doesn't matter. You're already sounding like a cuck. Obviously apologize, dont be a fucktard but hold your ground you shithead. SHE CHEATED ON YOU FOR A YEAR. While your ass was out working long hours in the conditions you did, your wife was getting stuffed by jodie ALL.YEAR.LONG
Did you lose your balls in afghanistan? Lol im trying to help you realize that with cheating, it kind of is tit for tat.
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>>683789001
somebodys got to i guess...
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>>683792474
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>>683793695
why would you cheat on her, you know she'd cry right she looks like a sweetheart

you dont deserve her, you piece of shit
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>>683793695
Watch the youtube video above.
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>>683793754
does she like matchbox cars???
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>>683792539
^this
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>>683793553
sry bro
>>683793503
>>683793517
she donĀ“t complain about anything so.... play with your toys there-
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>>683787542
No regrets if it's fun!
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>>683793881
Whoa white night, calm down faggot
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This has strangely become one of my favorite types of thread
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>>683793811
I got raped over thirty times in Afghanistan by my insane plt. Sgt., who is now in prison. So yes, I did loose my balls metaphorically.
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>>683793881

she cheated on him, faggot

you in love with her after seeing one pic on the internet or something?
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>>683793159
That moment after you finish your orgasm, and the moment of clarity runs you over like a fucking bus from a rekt thread. Then you begin the slow process of accepting what you've just done.
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>>683793972
WTF HWR TEETH LMFAO
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>>683793436
details and more pics
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>>683793960
I think her religion only allows Hot Wheels.
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>>683793881
You're a fucking retard neckbeard she cheated on him first
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>>683792110
beat me to it
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>>683793881
Read the rest of the story dummy
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>>683793972
SWEET ILL BRING MY 1994 POLICE CAR AND MY 2001 MUSTANG AND DO A HIGH SPEED CHASE!!!
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>>683793436
I declare bullshit
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>>683793588
How do you meet these crack whores? I've been trying to get some of this action for a while.
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>>683794105
NO MATCHBOX!!! no dice...
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why even live
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>>683792474
>condom

At least man. Imagine taking that hambeast raw. You'd have to pay alimony for her to raise a new hamplanet without ever getting to see that little shit. Not to speek of the fucking AIDS you would've been bound to get.
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>>683793436

First I >:O then I lol'd
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>>683793403
Nooods or bust
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>>683794132
na bruh you legit dont deserve that girl

fuck off
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>>683793436
Hot
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>>683787542
Post more bro
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>>683793881
She cheated on him first.
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>>683793297
Season3breakingbad at Gmail, if you have oc we can trade. They aren't up publicly anywhere.

I like to think I'm doing better. I have a good job now, a gf who loves me, and no nagging desire to throw myself off a roof.
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>>683785301

It's already weird enough that she let you document this via photographs. But why the fuck would you?

There are some crazy motherfuckers on this site.
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>>683794296
White knight detected.
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>>683790172
she is hot. looks a tad crazy....
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>>683794256
i could use my street sweeper matchbox car to clean her teeth!!!
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>>683794356
>>683794428
na bruh forgot she cheated on him for a year

fuck that shit
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>>683786513
Well ugly Face but nice feet, did they smell?
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>>683789856
what the fuck man
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>>683793403
Here
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>>683790172
Unless you are retarded, you would bless the day you met this chick because she is stunning. Now quit being a little niggerfaggot and make her happy.
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>>683794259
Yeah man, I thank that condom day in and day out. She has 3 kids now.
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Dated it for 8 months. Was gonna move in with it. Then it started fucking other gays
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>>683794356
That doesn't justify anything. He probably was a dick to her and made her feel redundant.
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>>683794470
>>683794525
oh no it seems like someone needs me to bring my bulldozer matchbox car to clean off all that mud!!!
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>>683794488
seriously

i was drunk,horny and truth be told, her tits were glorious
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>>683793749
Why? So you can restore her honor?
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>>683794070
>>683794156
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>>683794668
You are just making assumptions at this point. Don't be jelly because you can't a girl.
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>>683792615
Yes please
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>>683794703
i could bring my ford bronco to go off roading on her tits then...
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>>683792168
>>683792274
kek
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>>683794739
Lol did you fuck her?
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>>683794691
That's not mud
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>>683793809
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>>683794663
how did it define its gender?
i would, actually. i like boyish girls/girlie boys.
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Dunno what I was thinking. Huge tits and keen as fuck though.
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>>683794446
this. she has that "i could cut your dick off and sleep soundly" look in her eyes
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>>683792474
Is her name Heather?
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>>683792009
Kek I live around her. Hook me up with her number
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>>683794739
her nipples are a little disproportionate... nothing a little plastic surgery couldnt solve... however her face is a total loss...
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>>683792042
What the fuck i was a cokehead and did a shit ton of opiates but never went to land whales. Skeletons maybe but how the fuck did you get past the fat to get in there ?
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>>683785301
she is beautiful you stupid faggot
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>>683793436
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lesbo
she was drunk and begging me for dick
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>>683794854
what is it??? i might have the right matchbox car to solve it...
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>>683794909
Ftm
It was wiccan, depressing, and wasted several months of my life
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>>683793754
How do you deal with a partner that just lays there during sex?
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