New fluffy thread, I'm going to kill myself after this thread because I will never be a daddeh fluffy wit a speshul fwiend and witew babbehs!
i want to psionically assault a fluffy's mind
Bet the usa has decent beer too. I dont want to believe that there is no tiny brewery which brews awesome beer. I mean, look how many states have over 70% of their white population with german roots.>>683780998
Look at her puny wittle foals being given sorry hooves and hurties, as well as sowwy poopies for being dummehs.
They deserve everything they get. Bad foals.
>>683783246
You know the rules
>>683783432
>>683783503
>>683783611
>>683781996
>>683783611
tummy skettis
>>683783339
Not enough time. Got work in a few. Sorry mate
>>683783310
kek'd
>>683784522
I fucking hate those stupid little shits
Serious question though, if a baby foal is taken away from his mom and siblings for a short while and cut into a litter pal, will his family recognize him?
>>683784709
Hard to say. If you take it's tongue and ears and maybe it's fur it might make it unrecognizable. The cardboard box wouldn't help either.
>>683784709
Since litterpals are usually made from fluffies with bad colors, chances are he was already a family toilet before.
In my opinion, the fluffies wouldn't recognize the fresh litterpal, fluffies already bave problems wrapping their mind around a wingie-hornie foals. 5 minutes ago he was a brother or a sister, now he becomes a "munsta".
OC fresh from the oven
>>683784709
Probably not. These things are pretty fucking dumb. See pic related, although it depends on the artist
>>683780998
>>683785678
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>>683785965
2
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683786370
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683786419
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683786478
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
Question, if a bad colored fluffy lives long enough to have foals, will he prefer the nice colored ones or the ones that resemble him the most?
DrGloomy here, i swear i'm still writing, i just am getting my ass kicked by allergies.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=3412/1
You should read my stuff if you haven't yet. Paul and the horde is getting a comic soon-ish, and Winter in the City are shared-universe one-offs. if anyone is good at cobbling together text files in to jpgs, that would be pretty fucking cool...
>>683786870
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
Thanks faggots
I used to be a normal person but nooooooooooo
I had to start checking out fwuffy fweads.
Now I can,t stop looking at this depraved shit.
The fuck /b/!!!!
>>683786881
Hey my dude, I remember you from last thread. Winter in the city touched this topic, mind giving me some headcanon?
>>683786870
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683787154
Just give in my dude.
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683787300
>>>uj
>>683787154
give it time. soon you'll be drawing and/or writing for fluffy threads.
I was normal once, now I draw this shit and can't keep away.
>>683787154
and dont just stay here, check out the fluffy booru if you need a quick fix!
>>683787154
We can't change what you already were.
>>683787172
Ahhh, fluffy versions...for me, it's something that's always kinda in the works, but never actually gets pushed out. The "beta" fluffies escaping, and forcing an early release by Hasbio, was a huge issue, but i see them running in to snags, trying to "fix" it.
It may be that there's no solid way to "fix" the little mutants. A 2.0 version might be prettier, or better behaved, but they're already under fire from all the issues related to the first wave of fluffies. With the weight of new restrictions, increasing costs, and overall bad press, Hasbio is probably just resigned to working with the fluffies as-is, then if/when they all die out, trying a new version, likely with a different name on the door.
I think fluffies generally wander in and out of fashion, like how everyone who was anyone had to have a miniature dog a few years ago.
Requesting sexual abuse
>>683788034
>>683787154
>normal person
>on /b/
yeah no.
>>683788034
>>683788126
Out of all the things on a fluffy thread, this makes me vomit.
>>683788283
thank you for illustrating my point
>>683788283
>>683788126
>implying steak with ketchup isn't good
And I bet you eat your scrambled eggs with ketchup. Fucking normies.
>>683788532
can u not, m8? that shit is disgusting. I'm trying to enjoy my fluffy torture here.
>>683788462
Is that fucking hugbox?
What are you a fucking faggot?
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
SMOKY WAWA! !
SMOKY WAWA! !
>>683788875
>>683788829
Can we have some dancie babbeh pics?
>>683787817
Regarding the whole "fluffy color" deal. If 2 fluffies with bad colors were to have foals, would they love the normal colored ones more or the ones that look like them the most?
>>683788875
>>683789037
FIRE IN YOUR ASS
(SADBOX IS BEST BOX tho)
>>683789223
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683789223
Hugbox is best box
>>683789223
Couldn't this be considered sadbox? Honestly, the fluffy is in an unwinnable situation.
>>683789416
Take that back you fucking cuck
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
This entire subculture has some incredible philosophic implications to it
>do stupid things or things with bad self preservation skills truly deserve to live? (pic related)
>why is it so satisfying to see chirping minute old babbehs die?
>if so many people use living, speaking things as stressballs, is abuse really against human nature?
>how can a man enjoy both hugbox and abusebox immediately one after the other in the same thread?
>why do fluffy owners that have an abusive mother fluffy turn their back on their pet and main them, when it's just as evil as abandoning a ''poopie babeh''?
and so on and on
it's fucking amazing, I love you faggots for presenting this insane shit to me
>>683789472
Fits abusebox more I think
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
Introducing: The Rommel the Pastel Colored Horse pilot chapter. Don't ask for for more, it isn't written yet. Also, as you can tell my writing is shit. This has yet to be edited and properly greentexted, but I'm to lazy to do that now.
Honest criticism is encouraged. What did I do wrong? What did I do right? What do you want to see happen?
Planned edits:
Less shit grammar
More detail
More memes
Anyway here it goes:
Wake up one day.
Be May 26th
It's monday
Eat cereal, even though I hate it
Get in my car and start driving to work
Dead fluffies all over the freeway.
Wasn't new to me. Littlegot run over.
It certainly wasn't very pleasant to look at
I wasn't a fan of seeing the poor things suffer. I mean they're annoying as hell but I'm not going to go out of my way to hurt one
On the other hand I'm not going to stop someone else from doing unspeakable things to a fluffy
It is legal afterall
Pull off the freeway and drive down the small country road.
Thankfully fluffies were much less common here, due to more wildlife and more angry rednecks with guns
However as I pulled into the farm's driveway (yes, I work part time as an assistant on a farm), I see one of the little shits
A purple fluffy with ugly orange hair is squaring off against a fox
The Fox has something purple and orange in its mouth. A foal? Idrk.
As I drive up the driveway the fluffy is screaming at the Fox to "give back the bestest babbeh."
Fox had a purple and orange foal in its mouth
Oh shit nigga I know where this is going
If foxes could laugh, this one would be laughing like a maniac. The Fox scampered off a few yards from the fluffy pone and ripped apart the foal to shreds.
The fluffy mom (I think it was the mom, idk) screamed at the Fox, but than screamed at a hay pile
Wut
Fox comes back for more after scoffing down the foal
He attacks the hay pile first, and then the mare (?) Jumps into the hay pile too
Why
At this pmemes
I get out of my car and walk toward the clusterfuck
Con't
>>683789675
Lore is what draws me in, I love stories but pictures are easier to keep track of.
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683790082
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
Yo anyone lurking still?
>>683790025
Fox gets the hell out of dodge. Took him about 5 seconds to go 20 yards to the treeline
Fluffy pony ignores me and screams at the hay pile.
Realize that this was part of the hay I baled yesterday
I pick it up by the scruff. It's bawling.
"I just baled that hay yesterday and now you've gone and undone it, you little shit."
"Bestest babbeh forwevor sweepies! Why munsta not kill pissie babbeh?"
Oh I get it. Fluffy racism.
It talks about how it wants to kill the other "pissy baby." I stop listening and toss the mare away. It shrieks as it hits the ground.
I look around for this other foal. Don't want the blood staining my hay. The (real) horses won't like it.
In the hay is A Perfectly camouflaged, little foal. Sandy blonde coat mixed with a bit of yellow and brown. Female, no shitty horns or wings. Eyes still closed.
And i said hey
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Or doubt in my mind
The little shit has captivated my heart. It honestly reminded me of my Panzer 3 model at home... With the Africa Korps camo and emblems...
I name the little shit Rommel. I mean, she looks like a desert, and she did survive a fox attack...
I pick her up out of the hay. She chirps quietly, not seeing to care that her mom has tried to kill her her and her sibbling is lunch for some fox.
Perfect.
I hold it close to my body as I get back in my car. The mare continues to talk to herself until I drive off, then she looks around in confusion.
Kek to myself a little. They're really that stupid
Little did I know Rommel would soon (thankfully) prove me wrong.
>>683780998
good idea
all you people into this retarded fluffy shit should kill yourselves, you're useless to society
>>683790082
Bumping for sadbox
>>683790613
I'm always lurking
>>683783310
I bet it's under water, and the fluffy pony drowned. That's why nothing is happening. He's smiling because they're so stupid.
>>683790752
Yeeeeah
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683790739
Chill my dude
>>683790739
Yes, because there's not a disconnect from how you act irl and on the internet. Kill yourself or leave and kill yourself. I don't care.
>>683790967
SADBOX IS BEST BOX and pillowfluffs are the saddest
>>683791120
>>683790967
>>683791265
Put them down I say
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683790025
>>683790660
Someone please roast me over my shitty story.
Anybody got Riddick Chapter 2?
>>683791265
well at least they don't shit everywhere
>>683791683
At least finish it you lazy fuck
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683791781
It isn't complete yet. Author said he'd post the full chapter after it was finished.
Does anyone have pregnant fluffys getting squished and the baby's pop out ?
>>683788126
Well normal for /b/
>>683791886
Thanks, Until then here's a story. 3 parts
>>683791922
Lemme see what I can find
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683791870
It took me an hour give me a break. I said I was a shit writer.
I'm trying to write but I have no idea where to go with the story. I guess eventually I'll have Rommel driving around in a fluffy-sized Panzer slaughtering her own kind but I'm not sure how to get there.
As I said before, suggestions and critisism are being taken seriously.
>>683791922
Like this one
>>683791922
This.
Usually I,m appalled my now my brain sees this and doesn,t go "how disgusting"
No, no ,no, my brain now goes "someone better post that shit or daddeh gets pissed"
>>683788532
Post moar!
>>683791781
I could not stand Riddick. The human character was just to lame of a fucking person.
>>683790082
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>>683791265
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>>683786370
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>>683780998
Why did Wolfram became a whinny little bitch and nuked all of his previous work in the booru? His fluffies have the exact amount of cuteness, helplessness and pathethicness in them to be credible.
>>683789223
What's the point of saying "In minor key" when Smoke on the Water is already in G Minor?
>>683790739
mad furfag detected
>>683792446
There's only so much insanity a person can create. Wolfram grew out of Fluffies, and took it all with her. Some of the drawings are saved, but a lot of the text stories are lost.
>>683789113
There's some in-built conditioning for self-sorting and such. Domestics tend to favor "best color" babies, whereas ferals tend to the "like me" color selection. However, it's not always easy to track, or anticipate. Sometimes there's something off about a baby, or the mother just flat doesn't like one, regardless of color.
You'll see much more color discrimination in herds and large groups, like fluffcare and shelters, but it's as good a reason as any for fluffies to argue and establish a pecking order. It all depends a lot on how smart or stupid the parents are, and how they theymselves were raised.
>>683792785
Too bad Millie's story will never be finished. I want to know what happened with stump...
And wait... Wolfram is a girl?!?
>>683792531
The point is fucking normies don't know shit about musical theory wise guy
>>683792475
Haha
>I dinny think this thru
I,m going to hell... I,ll write you guys!
>>683793571
Millie was finished in text format
>>683793571
Apparently what what I read around the Booru. I was also looking around for what I could find of Millie after Wolfram left.
>>683793915
No, it wasn't. It stopped after the monster the human had in the attic ate the best baby -thanks to the wingless one deciding to push the button- but Stump's and Millie's reunion wasn't written.
By the way, Anyone has Millie's story in written form? I only have the comics.
>>683794261
Posting it because why the fuck not.
>>683794339
Cam
>>683794413
And that's all that was converted into a comic. Anyone has the written version?
What are some of the staples of Fluffies? I've already read Fluffy Lake, Good Manners, Mare's Melancholy, and Postfluff. What else do I need to read/see?
Cam*
>>683781699
Kek
>>683794575
Unwanted is one of the best stories
>>683794575
I'm biased, but Winter in the City is a good cross-section of fluffies vs nature and the world. Paul and the Horde is fun, weird, and ultraviolent, and hits on a lot of overall lore stuff.
>>683794805
>>683794816
Are these all on the Booru still?
>>683794575
Everything Dildofarmer has done is pretty good
>>683794816
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=3412/1
Yep
>>683794575
Nestle nigga
>>683795688
I believe that he has already read that one
>>683794575
Have you read The Hills Have Fluffies? I highly recommend it
>>683795899
Not yet, popping back and forth between here and Winter in The City
>>683795797
He didn't name so that's why I said it. Nestle is like the Wonderwall of fluffy stories.
"Anyways here's Nestle"
>>683796190
Oh, I'm doing the same thing with Special Cases right now!
>>683796193
He most definitely did name this one, dumbass.
>>683796193
No offense, but the story is called 'Good Manners is All That Matters', not 'Nestle.'
>>683795797
>>683796193
Oh wait he did its called good manners lmao shit
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683796365
>>683796412
I'm sorry my dudes I'll resume my regular sadbox posting
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
Anyone need some links to fluffy games?
>>683796653
Sure, I guess
>>683796653
To what?
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>683796653
The usual ones: http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/
And I can't get http://www.stardust-rider.com/sim/ to run. I had opera and told me it couldn't run on Chrome. And now on firefox, no matter if I reinstall unity just before entering that page, it asks me to download and install unity again...
>>683792231
mfw my work gets reposted in the threads
>>683797465
no image, blah
>>683797465
>mfw when my work never gets posted in the threads
Fluffy games:
dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/petshop.swf
http://dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/fluffyski.swf
And of course...
Http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/ponyorgan.swf
>>683797465
>>683797592
pws maek moar fwoofy awt
>>683789339
>>683785620
kek
>>683798107
will do. Currently thinking a storyline through for a decent length comic.
I'm also starting to wonder if I should do some sadbox
>>683797592
Your artwork is bretty gud fam
Anyone have Chapter 2 of the Riddick story?
Here's Nova Diablo, the hell story from last night for anyone who had to leave early
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/38004
>>683799159
Nice one bruh
>>683783310
what is the idea behind this red thing ?
>>683800290
Origin image
It's a fluffy pony
>meme
>>683800290
It's the fluffy equivalent of the boogieyman. It's not quite clear if it exists or not. Some comics/stories have it being a programmed monster for the fluffies to fear to keep them in line. Others have it just be an urban legend.
>>683794947
lol
>>683792342
is that... the angry german kid?
>>683801692
I dunno, maybe. You mean the one who freaked out while playing halo or something online and basically raped his keyboard?
>>683802215
I think it was unreal tournament...
You know fags, I've only started reading into fluffies 3 days ago, and though myself fucked up for enjoying it
but just now I came back from the ATM and on my way home came across this fuzzy, ridiculously fluffy cat
petted the ever living shit out of him and it made me realize something.
Fuck fluffies. Fuck those semi retarded, shit smeared balls of fetid waste. Other than a retarded wub and huggies mindset they have literally none of the endearing and practical reasons human beings love pets
they don't have a cat's excellent self reliance, hygiene and survival skills
they don't have a dog's awareness, or loyalty to pack and master
they are more sickly than pandas and more unsusatinably prolific than rats
and despite their ability to talk, they have less applicable intelligence and learning memory than any of the above. In short, I'd rather have sand niggers than fluffies
>>683800967
Isn't that Bozdo?
>>683803119
>on my way home came across this fuzzy, ridiculously fluffy cat
Should have cut off its legs, torn out its tongue, jammed a toothpick up its dick, removed its skin with a cheese grater, forced it to eat its babies, then punted it like a football.
Fucking hugboxing faggot.
>>683803119
The real problem is not that fluffies are scumbags by nature its just that they are "bio"-toys if they are considered biological doesnt that mean that they have a shot at a better existance than getting stomped in the streets or tortured in some dank basement? or maybe they dont because nothing in the world is fair
>>683797810
same bro
>>683803786
That's the whole thing though. Fluffies exactly represent the worst in humanity. They're stupid, have a terrible memory, alwaus want more more more, have this nice soft outside and speak all cute, but really, they're just off of shit.
>>683803704
No.
>>683782817
Blue Moon and Sam Adams is great
>>683782817
Beer is inheriently disgusting.Its a relic of the past. Anyone drinking beer is either too poor(natty light) or drinks it unironically,like a hipster
>>683805040
u fookin' wot m8
>>683789223
I'm praying for a day that someone makes a continuation to this comic
please, anyone, I don't care who
What would happen to a new mother, if over night you poured 100 shit babies around it all tranq'd so they dont wake up the mother.
>>683805759
problim?
>>683804255
>La Cremeria
>>683805040
I bet you're the kind of faggot who would order a cider and proceed to call it flavored beer.
>>683806170
Beer is disgusting,either poor fags or hipsters bring it.
Now,whiskey,that an entirely different story.
>>683806427
Whiskey doesn't even have a particular aroma. It mostly has the taste of the barrel it was aged in. Calling beer disgusting because it has stronger taste is just retarded.
>>683806427
This is truth. I don't even spare the poors though, you can buy a decent fifth of rum for eight bucks. Distilling and water purification together have made beer completely obsolete. Pretending to like it is kind of sad.
>>683807153
asshole fluffy
>>683807148
>calling beer drinkers poor
>buying 8$ rum in the store
Nice going m8
>>683803704
Cats are...well, if not the allies of humanity, they'd at least really fucking hate fluffies.
Plus, everyone apparently loves Boomer.
>>683807552
>you can buy
>you can
>can
>>683805040
>>683806427
>>683807148
Fuck the lot of you, beer is a delicious and refreshing beverage and I bet you drink your liquor with soda anyway like a bitch.
>>683790613
I sure am lurking fucker
post MOAR
>>683798768
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>>683799159
WHY WOULDNT IT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>683807115
>aroma
I dont need aroma. It is all present in the whiskey
Beer needs fancy bullshit lies to make hipsters have something to brag about.In the end its just flowers.
>>683808390
>refreshing
Drinking sour flowers sure is delicous,emmmmhumm.
>>683807552
If you want cheap whiskey go ahead. You can buy you can buy 20oz of beer for $2 bucks
jw black sure isnt
>>683809503
I enjoy cheap beer all the same even if I prefer a decent quality one. And you could imply that drinking fermented grapes is somehow not tasty or refreshing as well, and you'd still be wrong. Fuck you, this is the first time I've legitimately been pissed in a fluffy thread and its all because some jackass posted in the wrong thread.
>>683783339
And so do I
A full commitment is what I'm thinking of
>>683810187
I love weird box
>>683792229
Just tell her about fluffy discrimination and how her own mother hated her and educate her about ww2
>>683809774
I've been in this thread since it was created,mostly posting sad box
Wine is distgusting too. The entire industry is full of shit and just make up all that shit to sell expensive bottles of wine,dirt and a lemon.
Saying you can tell the water apart from water anywhere else that isn salt water,is asinine and further proves the retardation of its drinkers
>>683803704
xD omg anon u r so edgy an mean
kys autist, nobody else here has trouble telling fantasy from reality
>>683810509
>>683810621
TOP KEK
>>683793571
Millies story was finished but in text
>>683810444
I said nothing about wine tasting, merely that wine is an enjoyable beverage, which it is. Troll on faggot
this is so fucking dumb. whats the point?
I will post this in every thread until you like it
>>683811360
You're so fucking dumb,whats the point? Hide the thread
I like beer
>>683811494
well I don't so suck my fat tiny dick
>>683811090
judging by his clothes, he deserved to die anyway
>>683811482
"wan fowevew sweepies"
autism 10/10
>>683811090
>fluffy pony becomes sterile from spaghetti
wellp, you gotta sacrifice good men for a good cause sometimes
>>683811740
Apparently not enough to stop you from reading the comic,and then post a quote from it,claiming its ausistic. Thanks for being honest with us
>>683812286
don't 404 on me!
>>683787154
If you wanted to come to /b/ then you certainly aren't normal.
>>683816208