be as new fag as humanly possible
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
be as new fag as humanly possible
>>683770493
How do I make a profile?
My dad made pancakes today. Hes my an hero :3
How do I greentext?
@683770493
Hi there :)
>>683770825
Like this
>green
>>683770802
Sorry forgot to add a pic to my post. Lmao had to go get one from reddit
Where do I make a 4chan account?
So I heard you guys do hacks? Teach me how to?
Can anyone be my army?
>>683770990
WINRARE
Any cute girls on here have aim?
Can I blue text? Orange text?
>>683771132
Lol, what I win?
how do i triforce
what is bait @683770493
How do I get dubs? Also here is a picture of my cute doggy CX
>>683771132
HAHAHAHA nice meme ;)
>>683771221
/blue penis
>>683771097
Yeah! Haha go to my 4chan account! I have memes.
how to poot avatar???
email, username fields both filled
>>683770493
Nice dubs.
%triforce
>>683770493
Hey 4 chan can you raid my friend at school's Facebook? he thinks anonymous is fake
What happened to the shelby thread?
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>>683770919
Holy shit!!
How'd u do dat xdxdxd
>>683771267
HOW THE FUCK DO I TRI-FORCE?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What are dubs?
>>683771281
Lol that dog is rly cute ^^
What is rolling??
>>683771500
unchecked
9gag and reddit are way better than this
What does moot do
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>>683771500
some of the other threads on this site are disgusting, are there any moderators we can report them to?
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>>683771569
woah you missed some dude
Have u guys heard of the dark web
checkum
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>>683771500
NOT INFECTED
how to double;>?
and who is heaven?
>>683771651
FBI IS CMING SUMMERFAG
>>683771159
that's not how it works on the chan, newfriend ^_^
>>683771564
No but srsly what is it
>>683771569
you got the sex number.
>>683771581
fuck off normies
>>683771334
*Saves thumbnail* thanks ill use this for some othr sub4chans
>>683770493
<% triforce
Also who is boxy
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>>683771672
How many of you are actual newfags?
>No shame
LOL this thred iz so awezome xD
>>683770493
I posted in a "dub thread" but didn't get the dubs. How do I checkthem to dub?
Raid my twitch b!!
>I know, let's make a "be as new fag as humanly possible" thread.
>I'm not a newfag, right guys?
op is a newfag.
>>683771807
Goes in one field.
>>683770493
Why do you guys keep calling me a faggot? Words can seriously hurt people's mental state you know. That is how PTSD develops.
>>683770919
not but seriously how the fuck did you do that, is there a tiny space before the arrow or what
>>683771663
win
Hi guiz, ive been linked here from reddit!
I cant upboats or like any comments, is there a special app for thatñ
>>683771907
How do I green text tho?
>>683770493
RIP IN PEACE Robbie Williams
You guys are so lame-o, you newfegs. I've been here for 3 days now. I must ask you to do the activity known as "lurk" on a more regular basis.
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>Newfag test do your best
>>683771759
best example I could find!
>>683771730
Rofl that's my fav meme face!
wow so edgy
What are 'dubs'?
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hello /b/ can you raid this fucker
he is in my school he sucks ass
>>683771663
OMG that frog is so weird looking why did you put that for? It's a bad drawing if you made it sorry you're no artist
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>>683771990
you just put the alligator eating left symbol before each line, but im beginning to question my understanding because this guy >>683770919 somehow duped the system
>>683770493
People keep talking about sage but idk why, my mom likes to cook with it
>>683772226
>green
Test
>>683772226
I think you press space-bar.
oh gays summer is hot in here!!1
if i had any JPG with gps infomartions on it id post them. 4
go ahead and take this trumpo
btw
>is moot gone for ever naow?:( :feelssad:
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>>683772011
[alt+255][alt+255][alt+30]
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I bought a fingerbox from eBay for $75 but can't figure out how to make it work.
Also please rate my fiance.
>>683770493
How come everyone is this thread has Lucky 77 as dubs ?
People at my school are so normal they wouldn't get people like us the channers
>>683770493
Fuck.
why does Reddit.com keep redirecting me to this shithole.
>>683772439
FFFUUUUUUUUU
WHY U TROLL ME. IT DOESNT WORK
RRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>683772387
>If only it were that simple
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>2013
>Can't meme arrows
Wait fuck
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>>683772703
Newfags are my fetish.
lol im not a newfag.
>>683770990
NICE DUBS OP. CHECKED>
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>>683772439
Fuk!
OMG WTF IS THIS I CANT EVEN
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>>683773037
Good effort now you know that one's a fake.
>>683771334
1334 = LEET amirite?
God confirms. Fuck off atheists.
>>683772884
Wanna meet? Im sure my private info will stay safe when i post it here
>Test
>>683770493
hi , i like 9gag, i am a memeber of 9gag army
in 9gag we make high quality memes , we like sucking cocks too much , we do anal every day, have you seen my collection dildos ? i have a nigger one , a pink one - my favourite- the anal-destroyer and the shrek edition
who is anon ??!!
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>>683770493
Im tired of you fucks making fun of my sister wat if she kill herself would u even care
>>683773330
nice 3 identical numbers
Last day I posted a thread about a top secret global scale mind control project and now they DELETED MY THREAD !
Fuck this censorship I'm sick of it !
>>683773390
>greentext?
>>683773145
Show me that dick son....
>>683770493
I'm not a newfag
I can tryforce
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>683772011
liek dis?
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I've asked everywhere but no one seems to know. Why isn't my audio working on these damn videos.
>>683771907
I put an invisible char.
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Fuck this !
>>683773388
nice triple dubs
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who is this and why does everyone say 'too soon'?
>a whole thread about tri-force and gets
>What an age we live in
Amidoinitrite?
Wtf is moot, seriously?
Hi guys, I am gril
Please teach me to hacks, so I can hacks my skool to make fix my grades and make teacher look totally stupid
>>683773899
Too soon
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>>683773929
delete system 32
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lololololol i did it guyz
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Too soon man, too soon
>>683770493
Checked nice dubs op
>>683771499
>idk
>>683770493
what page has all the pedobear memes??
>lol
>>683774196
/4/
How do I register so I can updoot?!
>>683770493
O shit waddup!
@683774014
congratulations kek!
>>683770493
How do i shot web?
>>683774280
mfw I actually looked for /4/ at the bottom of the page
>>683770493
I'm not a fag I have a girlfriend.
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>>683774386
Are you a newfag?
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>>683774222
A double and triple, wow you could yahtzee right now
Who is this Anonymous person and why he chats with himself?
check out the last two digits of my post number
>>683770493
omg we are legion guys
how do i make that text green?
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>>683774691
oh shit
Everyone in here had dubs in the middle!
>>683774700
Is this when I?
>check em? ?
>>683774751
Dubs!
>>683774398
me too!!!
>>683774700
why? There both 0's?
what are dubs?
hery guys what's your #tumblr page?`
http://m.9gag.com/meme
What are dubs
>>683775011
what's a tumbler?
>>683775011
mainlyusedforwalking.tumblr.com/
>>683770493
Helloooo!!! Im newww! Hope to find some new peeps here!! Anywayss booiiisss I have some questionnnss
1 how to green text?
2 what does kek mean?
3 what does lurking mean?
4 why does everyone calls each other a faggot haha im lmaoinngg so hard everytime but it does hurt my feelinggss...
Also whats a newfag?
Anywayssss im so raandommm so deal wit itttsss byee toddels!
HOW DO I REGISTER? ALSO WHEN R RAIDS AND ANONYMOUS HACKING? IS EVERYONE HERE ANONYMOUS?
wait... is this illegal..
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This website is confusing
i keep seeing dubs get but i dont get it!
how do i do that thing with the:
>to make text green?
trololol face right guys!
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i am an oldfag
>>683775445
what is a get?
>>683775510
this faggot
>>683775542
you suck n ewfag
>>683775445
anyone lkking for loli oin ifap?
>>683775286
Oldfag here, I've been here since the start of the chan, I am sick of this fucking cancer that you fucking newfags spread across /b/ with these shitposts, fuck off and die sincerely anon
Let's raid a bish :D
>>683770493
First time in 4chan. I win!!!! Lulz, you guys jelly? ;P
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For the life of me I could never get that one. I've heard tale of a Star of David but never seen it.
Wanna help a /b/ro out with giving up the knowledge of the swastika?
triforce
trifcorcetriforece
triforce
How to get gold account ?
>>683775483
what's a same fag?
>>683775642
What's Yotsuba then desu-senpai?
>>683775642
Yeah im so with u bro! Been a old fag since 1998 since my first computer! I remember the first posts and all ya know what I mean? We oldfags jave each others backs my b boiii bro
How do i change my name?
>>683775642
I TELL YOU WHAT IM HER SINCE BOXY CAME AROUND I MADE HER BIG IF IT WASNT ABOUT ME AND HEAVEN SHE NEVER MADE IT SO SHOW SOME RESPECT TO THE FATHERS OF THE CHANS!!! WE WILL MEET MUUT SUUN AND MAKE THIS NEW PROJECT HAPPEN.
YOU WILL
NOT
SEE US COMING
>>683775750
many people without accounts
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am not newfag^^^ btw how do i get "dubs"
i'm only here for the porn
am i now part of anonymous?
>>683775733
Post your email and credit card information
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so fucking close to trips you where
>>683776028
Yes.
>>683775690
Newfags won't get that, would they?
Candlejack.
>>683776073
ikr...
>>683776054
[email protected]
598745123654489789
>Grentext
>>683776028
Welcome brother
>>683775930
havent seen heaven for quite some time
>FUCKING RETARD I HOPE YOU SEE ThIS
my captcha was an bicycle hiihiihiiii get it guys? like that meme!
What is fapening and gamer gate
Who is moot
What is 4champ
Im done (o shit) waddup with these racist nigger feminists here go and die all of you fucking animaloius cunts im done with thisd site reported to fbi cia police
>>683776228
Like you know how to heaven newfag sore loser
I can say nigger now right?
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Btw, to any actual newfags looking for tips on the website, if you write your street address the chan will automatically change it to x's to protect your privacy:
XXX XXXXXXXXX XX, XXXXXXX, XX
How make dank meymey?
Lol you can`t get me i`m behind 7 proxies
>>683776299
stolen
>>683776369
back to /pol/ racist
you mean this is real cp here?
>greentexting xoxo
This is my grilfirend, rate her.
Bet you autists are jealous as I am a real man and had sex in a vagina
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>>683776408
nice dubs /b/ros!
>>683776397
1600 Pennsylvanian ave, DC, USA
>>683776747
Holy fuck wow moar?
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how do I get the kiddie pron
>>683770825
Its called meme-text
>>683777406
But how do?
What does kek mean
>>683777504
Like this
>>683777504
use the meme arrow key on your key board
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<testing
>>683777623
Is that f5 and do I have to hold alt?
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Hi friends
>>683772011
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>Ayy lmao
Hello dear friends. What is a "New Fag"?
this is confusing, I prefer 9gag
>test
>>683778443
>hey it worked
>what do iuse this greentext 4
Why is everyone on this website so mean? I just came here because some guy in YouTube said all the memes come from 4chan and I wanted to browse some memes and see if it's true.
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watch me guys
>>683771643
The saddest thing is that there are mods now.
:^(
where are the funny demotival posters?
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Where do I see my karma, guys?
how join anonymous
>>683777467
whoa super nice!
lel
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>>683770493
smh tbh fam
Where Can I See Pictures Of Nude Donkeys On This Website?
>>683770493
LOL
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AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? do i fit in now?
>>683770493
Done just being myself seeing as I am a ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,., ,., , , , , (newfag) ;) shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Make shitty newfag post
>System thinks the post is spam
>Mfw
How do I know who's who on this site, is there like a tag for each person or something?
>>683772011
[alt+255][alt+255][alt+30]
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problem ?
Sup, /B/.
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seems legit
<Makes funny le meme
<Laughs and becomes popular
<Still loser at school
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<greentext hi guise
>2016
>doesn't know how to triforce
>kek
>>683770825
<i think you do this
%greentext% hey guys its ya boi alligatorhaterskater here
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hey fags how are you niggers
[greentext] i know how to greentext you niggers
<What's tri-force
<What dubs
<How to post images
<How to green text
>>683770493
oh shit waddup
hey, why you calling me a faggot? I have a girlfriend
>why do all the girls have dicks?
>are you gaaaaaaay??????
reddit > 4chan
>>683781863
newfags cant greentext
>>683770493
Why do u guys photoshop penis's onto lovely women ? :(
>>683778102
penguins is practically chickens
and i hates to see chickens cry so much
that i has to put em out of their misery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKOM_GzK1DI
Why so much anime on this site?
What is a 'feminine penis'?
woman are equal to man
>>683770493
I just ordered this watch from a link on /b. When should I expect delivery?
I'm not a fag
Hello?
>>683782469
is it me you're looking for?
>>683782555
I can see it in your eyes
PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA CUNT FUCKER ASS FUCK MONKEY SHIT BITCH
im so random >.<
>>683773899
It's too soon, you sick fuck!
>>683782646
I can see it in your soul
If you turn 360° you face the same direction, moron.
-my new fag moment-
>>683770493
no xD
do i win ? ^^
>hulk
I CALLED THE CYBERPOLICE
YUO DUN GOOFED
>>683782383
Seems legit. Did you pay extra for next day?
>>683776141
Haha! Now CandleJack's gonna get y
<how do i greentext?
>>683770493
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
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