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Dumbfag here, but serious-ish question though. Who the fuck is keemstar?
>implying this will get on YouTube
>implying OP isn't a faggot
>first and only result
>there is a .gif in text format
I'll post it..
also new panama paper's thread, just read the doc.
Came for the decryption. Stayed for the possible Jihad
ownership of shares of Class A Common Stock;
(xii) W. Mitt Romney ("Mr. Romney"), an
individual, as the
sole stockholder, Chairman of the Board,
Executive Officer and President of BCI and
BCF-VI, BCIP, BCIP-B, BCIP-C, BCIPT, BCIPT-B, BCL
are collectively referred herein as the "Bain
Bain Investors, BCP, BCI, BC and Mr. Romney are
referred herein as the "Reporting Persons". The
COMPANY CONFORMED NAME: J P MORGAN CHASE & CO
CENTRAL INDEX KEY: 0000019617
STANDARD INDUSTRIAL CLASSIFICATION: NATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANKS 
IRS NUMBER: 132624428
STATE OF INCORPORATION: DE
FISCAL YEAR END: 1231
Looks like some sorta legal document. What's the gif?
STATS ChipPAC is a leading provider of advanced semiconductor packaging and test services to global customers in the communication, consumer and computing markets. With a broad technology portfolio ranging from leadframe and laminate packages to advanced fan-out and fan-in wafer level technology, flip chip interconnect, System-in-Package (SiP), Through Silicon Via (TSV) and 2.5D/3D packaging, STATS ChipPAC provides customers with innovative and cost-effective semiconductor solutions. STATS ChipPAC differentiates itself through innovative packaging solutions in embedded Wafer Level Ball Grid Array (eWLB), encapsulated Wafer Level Chip Scale Packaging (eWLCSP) and fcCuBE® technology as well as our breakthrough wafer level manufacturing method known as FlexLineTM.
Founded in Singapore
/b/ has gone soft. fucking shame.
COMPANY CONFORMED NAME: COMMONWEALTH OF AUSTRALIA
CENTRAL INDEX KEY: 0000805157
STANDARD INDUSTRIAL CLASSIFICATION: UNKNOWN SIC - 8880 
FISCAL YEAR END: 0630
FORM TYPE: 18-K
SEC ACT: 1934 Act
SEC FILE NUMBER: 033-09835
FILM NUMBER: 02017722
STREET 1: 1601 MASSACHUSETTS AVE NW
STREET 2: C/O AUSTRALIAN EMBASSY
Oh fuck. This has nothing to do with the bomb threat. That was to get attention. Not a single one of you have connected the dots? You don't see what Romney is doing?? This is a major scandal, someone needs to got to the press!
Something about inducing the fowngrade of the nikkei and dow jones index
As a result, and as a general
matter, the price, if any, at which JPMSI will be willing to purchase notes
from you in secondary market transactions, if at all, will likely be lower than
the original issue price and any sale prior to the maturity date could result
in a substantial loss to you. This secondary market price will also be
affected by a number of factors aside from the agent’s commission and hedging
costs, including those set forth under “Many Economic and Market Factors Will Affect
the Value of the Notes” below. <br>
I don't understand why you would do this to pewdipie? I don't really care what happens to him but pewdipie didn't really do anything wrong. At least do it to someone like Keemstar who's an actual bad person and deserves it.
Literally only 16 year olds hate on pewdipie because they're jealous of the amount of money he earns and the way he earns it. Stay mad teenie babbies
>AN INVESTMENT IN THE NOTES IS SUBJECT TO RISKS ASSOCIATED WITH NON-U.S. SECURITIES MARKETS</b> — Some or
all of the securities of certain Underlying Constituents (the MSCI Daily Value
Total Return Gross World Index and the MSCI Daily Total Return Gross World
(together, the “MSCI Indices”)) and the indices (the Dow Jones EURO STOXX 50<sup>®</sup> Index and the
Nikkei 225 Index) underlying some of the Underlying Constituents have been
issued by non-U.S. issuers. Investments in securities linked to the value of
such non-U.S. equity securities involve risks associated with the securities
markets in those countries, including risks of volatility in those markets,
government intervention in those markets and cross shareholdings in companies
in certain countries.
What is this US Federation income tax?
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><i>The notes are not bank deposits and are not insured or
guaranteed by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation or any other
governmental agency, nor are they obligations of, or guaranteed by, a bank.</i></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Momentum strategy: which seeks to capitalize on the
observed tendency of many markets to trend either up or down for sustained time
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Carry strategy: which seeks to capitalize on the
value differential between certain assets and is typically implemented by
notionally investing in an asset that is on a relative basis lower priced or
higher yielding and selling an asset that on a relative basis is higher priced
or lower yielding; or</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Satellite strategy: which consists of one of two
types of strategies that fall outside of the momentum and carry styles, namely,
mean reversion and short volatility strategies.</font>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The mean reversion strategies seek to capitalize on
the view that over certain periods of time, markets are cyclical — meaning that
an upward trend in the level of certain assets is usually followed by a
downward trend and vice versa.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The short volatility strategy aims to exploit the
observed tendency of the implied volatility of an equity index to be higher
than the volatility experienced by the index.</font></p>