Taking a break from drinking every single night sets off my feels. I fucking hate thinking.
Feels bread. Stories, pic relateds, whatever. I might go grab a beer for this one.
holy shit these are so cringe
I went and looked in the mirror today pic related
>>683754155
most are the cringiest things I've ever seen but the Calvin & Hobbes one hits hard
>be me
>be 21
>dating a beautiful woman for 3 years, serious for 2 years
>she is an exchange student from poland
>madlyinlove.gif
>she is from a fairly poor family, all money being spent on her university degree
>i helped her with her schooling, tuition, assignments, thesis, and would send her money to eat when she couldn't afford
>i was like her guardian angel
>get engaged this past September with a lavish trip
>she goes back to poland to finish her degree
>everything seems to be going fine, still in love, still writing love letters, still talking daily
>she gets an internship and meets a muslim man (i found this out later) in december
>communication starts breaking down in late january/early february
>after i send her last chapter of the thesis to her, she cuts off all contact suddenly for 10 days on Valentine's day
>wtfisgoingon.jpeg
>try contacting her mom, force her to get back to me
>10 days later, she breaks up THROUGH EMAIL
> feelsbadman.zip
>1 week after break-up she calls me out of the blue
>"anon i think we've been having these problems because there is someone else i want to be with. don't ever try contacting me again"
>heartbroken.jpeg
>fast-forward 1 week later, ex's new muslim boyfriend mails me back the gifts i sent
>heartshattered.mp4
>i take the love letters (that i written for her) that she and her bf sent back to me and watch them burn with my two best buddies looking on
pic related. the love letters over the years that i had written for her.
Think of this in around 10 years time
>>683755730
>love letters
>pay for all her shit
You sound beta as fuck no wonder she left you.
>>683755790
>>683755765
thats why I'm not marrying
Just be good looking.
If you guys honestly believe these comics, you are fucking beta kids and it's already over for you.
Just so you know my brother in law finished his college with straight A's
>>683756363
wtf does your brother in laws grades have to do with any of this?
>>683756123
kek
>>683756363
Good it will give his wife's son someone to look up to.
>>683755730
Sorry m8, shit way to find out. Can't underestimate how heartless a woman can be
>>683755765
It was either then or a few years later. Some people are just shitty at monogamy and should be avoided. He'll find out soon enough.
>>683756363
Kek fucking autist detected
>>683755730
hey >>683755127
being a pussy in 2 threads
>>683755730
>getting too emotionally involved
>ever
Classic mistake. You almost can't blame her. The scorpion stung the rabbit because it was in its nature.
>>683756123
Too clingy.
>>683756513
Kek
>>683756930
he's right tho, this shit is retarded and obviously made by beta autists that got gunned down by a girl or two and now think "Waaahh all wimminz hurt meeso bad :((("
>>683756959
Haven't you heard? It's a new pasta
>>683756930
Weird most autists can't detect other autists
>>683756889
Holy shit what a fucking cunt.
>>683757560
this still kills me, whore like that should die
hope the guy in that thread is ok now
This may change your life for the worse
>>683753775
>>683758009
>sees polyamory
Your own fault there. Sorry bud, but if your wife suddenly wants to fuck other guys you know your love is lost
I wonder what it's like to not be wanted. I'm sorry fellas.
>>683757885
He was being a bitch. Anything that is born from that could've been avoided by him not being a bitch. As guys, we either accept this responsibility or lie down and die.
>>683753906
feels weird since my first name's Felix haha
>>683755471
>>683758450
I see that youve chosen to lie down and die
>>683757560
that fucking ending though, i thought it was going to be a happy ending.
>>683758570
This is me, but i feel nothing
>>683753853
this one made me sad
i'm having fun in my life, sorrows too and suddenly i'm 23
where did my years go.. i bet my shit soon i'll be 28 and much won't have changed
>>683758707
Don't know why you'd think that. I was just informing you of the coldest and shittiest truth regarding women: They don't give a fuck about you, your feelings, your problems, your desires, your good intentions, unless any of those are the result of, or are compensated by, high status.
Sure, one in a few hundred million might, but if you're a bitch they won't look twice. Simple as that. I stole my girlfriend from her boyfriend because he was having a depression. I only realised this later on, and didn't make her leave him, but he was being a bitch, so now she's with me.
>>683757560
>don't worry he knows
Top cuck
I see these threads and each time I can't really help myself, but I feel like I want to write some lines about myself.
All my life I really tried to find my place among people and I tried to fit in.
To observe all the "rules" of "being a nice person", and the more I did that the more I found myself at the bottom end, as the but of a joke that I don't get.
I have observed in me the growth of depression and it grew so large that at a certain point I just droped out of everything.
Nowadays people seem to respect me a little bit more than before, but most importantly, I feel good.
I am still very depressed but I feel good with it, if that makes any sense.
I have accepted that that is what I am, that is what happens when I get into contact with people in the way that I did.
I don't give a shit about "my place in society", I don't give a shit about observing any rules if it does not benefit either me, others or both.
I found, that I was fundamentaly always playing a role, always wearing a mask, and I found, that others do too.
I work every day to get rid of this mask which by now seems to be stuck to my face. One can get rid of it, but only when one realizes that identifying with it will not help this task.
For a long time I have considered a great deal what others say about me. I no longer do so and I feel a bit more free now.
All these thoughts I have in my head are really the result of my mask interacting with other masks.
Beneath this mask I am nobody, and really, it feels better than anything else. That means I am free.
I am free to aquire a new mask, or to live without it.
>>683758168
this makes me want to be dead
>>683757885
She wasnt interested in him, she was interested in cousinfag. Time to move on.
>>683757417
>Celebrating a birthday
Fucking normie tell me more about how sad your life is.
>>683759400
This. Faced with the choice between a whiny, effeminate teenage boy and a 37 year old alpha she made the logical choice.
>>683755471
oh god
that one hurt
>>683753906
I'm not even gonna go through all the bullshit you niggers tell yourselves to make you feel good or at least less shitty about your current situation.
Being depressed it's a bullshit excuse faggots use just to be mopey and feel like the world or some bitch owes you something. The world doesn't work like that. If you are a faggot the world will eat you. Not because the world is a scary place out to get you, but because you were too much of a faggot to appreciate the little things. I've been through hell and back, I've lost my girl, my house, my car, landed in jail, ended up going back with the old folks and you know what. I've probably never been happier.
Don't get me wrong. I feel like shit for the faggy decisions I took in my past but I feel even worse because I didn't appreciated how great things were before. I was "depressed" for one thing or another... (I didn't had the girl, or the job, or the car, or the money) but at some point I had it all and let it all slip due to my own faggotry like you all bitches are doing right now.
The great thing about hitting rock bottom is there is only one way, up. I learned that everyday should be taken advantage. I have the best body I've ever had and while I'm not in the same position I was before (owned a house, brand new car, hot gf... and shit) I feel more accomplished about myself. I know I was up before, I was lucky, now I have to work... not to get back to that place, but to be better than I ever was. I will keep on working everyday, a little bit, even if it's just doing my workout routine. I know it will all payoff in the end.
It's easy to act like a bitch and dwell in the past. But I ask you idiots, why live in the past when you can own this day? Stop being a retard en enjoy life and make everyday matter. It's not gonna be easy and you'll lack the motivation, but motivation is for idiots. You niggers lack discipline to apply yourself to become the best version of yourselves. The world doesn't owe you anything.
>>683753775
Any withdrawal symptoms? Nightmares?
>>683756889
>i was his jewbaby
This explanes it all
>>683756123
that`s so beta
>>683756889
Fukkin savage cunt
>>683756889
>yfw when its now a you rage you lose thread
This guy cheated on me
https://youtu.be/gpBaqc7MAkU
I don't know if I'm the fucking idiot, or him
>>683760274
he is
>>683759321
This make feel sick, like I need to puke. For real, reading this was worse than watching any gore I ever seen. Even though I understand it is just a lie.
>>683760274
you both are
>>683760274
Jesus, he sounds like a fucking weeb too. You should be pleased you got rid of him to be honest.
>>683756889
Jesus this kind of hits home for me. I broke up with my girlfriend of three years about two months ago, and since then a ton of things came out of the woodwork. She fucked someone right after we broke up, and among countless other things she finally admitted, she finally admitted that she cheated on me, apparently she had done it two weeks after she told me she loved me. This hits home though because my ex has no problem telling me she doesn't care, isn't sorry, and is Doing whatever she can to hurt me. Cunts man, fuck em.
>>683759321
High-level cuck
>>683759321
Extremely fake.
>>683755730
The moment she had to leave was the time to break up. Long distance relationships don't work. You held on too long and got hurt
>>683759682
this actually made me feel pretty good, knowing that I'm not one of the losers she described
other than the b grade English ofc
>>683759700
its nice your seizing the day and shit but not everyone can cope with the shit that happens to us. its not as easy as flipping a swich as you paint it to be
>>683759321
fkn grow a pair
>>683755730
I bet you can't wait for her daily beatings and complete subservience to a mudslime
>>683761196
don't worry man, this faggot was just trying to make himself look cool
nobody who isn't in denial writes a text wall like that
>>683761555
>trips
He's the sort of faggot who would try and rescue her.
>>683759682
>>683758009
>>683756123
>>683755765
>>683755730
>>683753906
I really don't sympathise with these people, any more like it so I can laugh at people worse off than me to hide my own inadequacies?
"Everything in my head went quiet.
All the ticks, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared.
When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet moments.
Even in bed, I’m thinking:
Did I lock the doors? Yes.
Did I wash my hands? Yes.
Did I lock the doors? Yes.
Did I wash my hands? Yes.
But when I saw her, the only thing I could think about was the hairpin curve of her lips..
Or the eyelash on her cheek-
the eyelash on her cheek-
the eyelash on her cheek.
I knew I had to talk to her.
I asked her out six times in thirty seconds.
She said yes after the third one, but none of them felt right, so I had to keep going.
On our first date, I spent more time organizing my meal by color than I did eating it, or talking to her..
But she loved it.
She loved that I had to kiss her goodbye sixteen times or twenty-four times at different times of the day.
She loved that it took me forever to walk home because there are lots of cracks on our sidewalk.
When we moved in together, she said she felt safe, like no one would ever rob us because I definitely lock the door eighteen times.
I’d always watch her mouth when she talked-
when she talked-
when she talked-
when she talked;
when she said she loved me, her mouth would curl up at the edges.
At night, she’d lay in bed and watch me turn all the lights off..
And on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off.
She’d close her eyes and imagine that the days and nights were passing in front of her.
But then.. She said I was taking up too much of her time.
That I couldn’t kiss her goodbye so much because I was making her late for work..
>>683761788
When she said she loved me, her mouth was a straight line..
When I stopped in front of a crack in the sidewalk, she just kept walking..
And last week she started sleeping at her mother’s place.
She told me that she shouldn’t have let me get so attached to her; that this whole thing was a mistake, but..
How can it be a mistake that I don’t have to wash my hands after I touch her?
Love is not a mistake, and it’s killing me that she can run away from this and I just can’t.
I can’t go out and find someone new because I always think of her.
Usually, when I obsess over things, I see germs sneaking into my skin.
I see myself crushed by an endless succession of cars..
And she was the first beautiful thing I ever got stuck on.
I want to wake up every morning thinking about the way she holds her steering wheel..
How she turns shower knobs like she’s opening a safe.
How she blows out candles-
blows out candles-
blows out candles-
blows out candles-
blows out-….
Now, I just think about who else is kissing her.
I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once-he doesn’t care if it’s perfect!
I want her back so bad..
I leave the door unlocked.
I leave the lights on.”
>>683761196
it is a simple as flipping a switch faggot. Focus your time in something that makes you happy, that makes you better. It'll be hard at first but you learn to deal with it... you know? like a fucking adult...
shit, it annoys me that you idiots can have the potential to be great and you waste your time being a faggot. I was like that but not anymore, fuck that.
>>683761617
not trying to make myself look like anything. we're all anons and this thread will be gone in a few minutes.
I'm merely trying to talk some sense into whoever wants to listen. not in denial or anything of the sort. Like I said, I have been up, and down. I had been left, lost, heartbroken, out of luck, and used. I felt like the shittiest person in the world when my mom went to visit me in jail and she was bawling her eyes out.
But I learned from that shit and I don't want you idiots dwell in past experiences. Learn from them and move on. No point in staying in the past. You all are better than that
>>683753906
>expecting a grill to put her life on hold because some fag topped himself
nope
>>683756889
I did the same thing to my ex, posted right to her wall, wish I had saved it...
>>683755730
feelsbadman, ignore the faggots
>>683762416
oh ok I thought you were just being a dick lol
>>683757560
The price of being omega.
>>683753906
Why did a shotgun shell fly out of the pistol
>>683758168
This may be the saddest thing I've ever read in one of these threads
>>683762664
I was being a dick but not without reason, sometimes we need some sense to be knocked into our skull. I get really worked up hearing you niggers dwelling on some bitch that treat you like shit or some other crap and if I can talk some sense into any of you at least I can feel like I did something... make your day worth it and shit, trying to help people, good act of the day, whatever you wanna call it.
It is as simple as that.
Depression is quite strong and if you gave it the importance that it doesn't deserve it can eat you alive. I just want to tell you all that you can fuck any depressive thoughts up the ass and own your own goddamn self
>>683757560
the fucking shit? this can't be real
>>683756123
Way too much, way too soon. The short ass answer makes my believe they're ridiculously out of shape or ugly too
>>683763160
no, but having a family is.
>>683758168
>choosing medicine over parayer...
>instant faceplant
>>683763160
No. treat them like fuck toys and always have more than 1.
>>683763506
Gay as fuck
>>683763590
kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>683763506
>>683763686
>>683763731
suicide seems like a viable option for you. i suggest you seriously consider it :)
>>683763569
>9gag
>still feels bad man.jpg
>>683763506
damn... thanks anon
>>683753906
Friend of mine named Felix just recently killed himself
>>683755730
This pasta has really taken off
>>683763830
Nah, I'm all up for camaraderie but that shit it's pretty gay and you're a major fag for defending it.
I'm not gonna kill myself or even cry or feel pathetic at this thread.
>>683753906
anymore of these? where they from?
>>683763713
fucking geoengineering
the sky is NOT supposed to look like that
>>683755730
>paying for all her shit
>being this much of a cuck
never show weakness you tard
>>683763989
im sorry anon. i hope things are okay with you now.
One of my friends is getting on my last nerve. So far, when we invite him to stuff we include him in everything and shit like that, yet he purposfuly sits in the back and hangs really far behind the group like we didn't want him there. And very recently he tried missing my girlfriend and guilt tripping her into getting with him.
What should I do?
>>683764313
Kissing*
>>683756889
>jewbaby
stopped reading there
>>683763272
children are even worse than women
>>683764313
bash his brains in you fucking cuck
>>683764313
explain your feelings and thoughts to him. tell him that your gf is beyond off limits, but you need to express to him that if you invite him to something thats because you wanted him there, and by isolating himself from the group it makes it seem as though he doesnt want to be there. tell him this as a friend.
>>683764215
then you can get the fuck out. im sorry that youre too damn hardcore broh. too cool for this thread. lmfao. gtfo nigger
>>683764535
The most useful thing ive heard from this site
>>683763160
Only the rare ones.
might as well post this
>highschool
>fall in love
>you've heard the story before
>4 months of the most intimate connection I've ever had with a person
>only do handholding and a few shy kisses
>get sort of mad at her for something stupid
>the very next day she's making out with my at the time best friend
>lets call the ex gf Vikky and ex friend Carl
>Vikky and Carl make out intentionally in front of me
>know that Vikky doesnt really do PDA, is just getting pressured into it
>few weeks later Carl comes out of the closet
>suddenly Vikky does too
>Vikky "dates" my only other friend who instantly stops hanging out me too
>realize that Carl's friend group has been spreading rumors about me
>he kills small animals
>he hit Vikky
>he abused her emotionally, that's why she left him
>no one cares
>ostracized by the entire grade
>feel like killing myself every single day
>fast forward a couple years
>vikky is the school bicycle
>Carly is hyper flamboyantly gay (but doesn't actually date other men)
>manage to get a niche group of friends
>the niche friends move away
>year 3
>all alone
>Carl and Vikky are still making up new shit to say about me
>finally man up and call out Vikky
>have a private convo
>she opens up and tells me it was all a mistake
>thinks we can go back to being friends
>holy shit my life is about to change
cont.
>>683764776
>next day
>she acts like we never spoke
>and for a moment
>I can see the regret in her eyes
>fuck this
>go full omega
>don't give a shit
>build a reputation as that one kid who doesn't give a shit
>Ace every single exam
>score top grades in every standard
>never do homework
>do an entire year's worth of school projects in 2 days
>play in a band
>intentionally create this sarcastic cynical persona
>its all a shield
>oh wait
>this is who I am now
>fast forward to the present
>cannot get intimate with a woman
>or a man
>making out with randos at clubs
>feel nothing
>sex is nothing
>my life is nothing
And I don't even remember her face.
>>683759321
Nice cuck fantasy
>>683753941
>>683753906
>>683753853
>>683753775
Is someone a little bit sour? What happend sweetie?
>>683759321
This made a few thousand of my neurons die in a vicious explosion due to this level of massive cringe i've never encountered before.
>>683764657
glad it helped :) good luck /b/ro
>>683755471
I'm not
>>683755471
haha, this is normal behavior. Never go to a party an tell your problems. Tell them your friends. Everything else is just retarded.
>Life is just a short flick of nothing in a universe.
>You are just a slightly inteligent monkey, standing on a rock rushing through the universe 30 kilometres every second.
>Every day, you can die in a flick of the second due to bilions of different reasons.
>All the feelings; Hapiness, love are just biochemical reactions in your brain. Nothing more. Just dopamine in your fucking brain that could go off any fucking time. You can get the same effect by getting druged.
>There's no god. No heaven. No hell. People like to lie to themselves so they can hope that there will be something after they die. But there's nothing.
>Neither you nor me will matter after we die. >No one will remember us.
>No one will remember who we were.
>No one will remember this site.
>This thread.
>You.
>Me.
>>683764653
you are just the chilliest dude
cheers for that
>>683765069
that's actually pretty comforting
Is /pol/ still following the worms ?
>>683763506
this is written by that shy, cute girl wannabe, is raelity she is fat, disgusting, pale, unfunny and hates your guts
>>683765069
People will remember me. I have family and shit
>>683764889
all women are whores, that's what happened
>>683763633
>How are you Ashley?
>Never good enoguh!
>>683763713
then that is not a mature man
>>683755990
>>683755790
Why do you hate yourself?
> examine yourself
> see thing you don't like about yourself
> change thing so you like it now
> repeat until there are no more things you hate about yourself
It is really not that hard. And once you truly love yourself, people will love you back. It's utter truth. Cliché, but nevertheless
>>683753906
>boohoo I'm a midget
>>683765419
and how do you suppose one fixes things like height, facial aesthetics etc?
You guy addicted to manufactured outrage too ?
>>683765645
Height is tricky
>>683756889
>>683757553
>>683759766
>>683759876
>>683759895
>>683760761
>>683762581
>>683763160
>>683764443
she goes by shera es now
www.facebook com/shera.shaul
>>683765645
>big shoes
>Brad pitt mask
next
>>683765069
So what? That just means you can work all the harder to your goals and don't need to be concerned. Because ultimately the consequences are irrelevant. So work toward your own goal in life.
>>683763160
not these
>>683765298
HA!
So what? Even if one or two people remember you, you will fade out of the human conscious forever soon enough. And noone will remember you or recognize you.
>>683765645
If you are tidy and in shape you can pass for cute with the right attitude, even if short and ugly.
Also dude, dig a little deaper. What is it that you really hate abput yourself?
>>683761113
> other than the b grade English ofc
> ofc
oh, anon...
>>683765325
Boo hoo. That's like saying all men are dicks. Stupid people is everywhere but you can still find people interesting and nurturing as fuck. Get a hold of yourself
>>683761113
You're on 4chan. Ofcourse you're a fucking loser you cunt.
>>683753906
Thats what you get for being a manlet.
>>683766111
>What is it that you really hate abput yourself?
I don't really know. Mostly my face to be honest. And I can't dress well for shit.
Maybe I'm just imagining things but somehow girls always seem completely uninterested in me.
I feel bad /b/.
>be me
>a couple minutes ago
>me and my friend are sitting outside school
>we hear the noise of something hitting the floor
>it was a bird, and it was struggling
>we approach the injured bird. The back of it's neck was slashed and it's wings were almost de-feathered.
>notpretty.jpg
>friend gently pets it as it spends it's few moments of life looking at us
During that entire ordeal all I could do was state at it blankly and want to stomp it out of it's misery. It made me feel cold. Should I have stomped it?
>>683755594
This one hit me deep
>>683758168
What a little bitch. He blames his father for keeping him there for 2 hours when he could've easily just left the house.
>>683756889
>faggots fall for it and assume she actually wrote this shit
>>683766433
They are not interested because you transpire self loathing. Examine yourself and find the key points of this. You claim to be smart? This is not that hard
>>683756889
>all my friends tell me it's ok to do what I'm doing
>>683755765
>they go for whores instead of nice girls, mostly this is based on looks (most people approach someone based on looks)
>or their dicks are small
>>683757560
I can't stop laughing. This shit is gold.
>don't worry he knows
TOP FUCKING KEK
>befriend guy I've known for a while
>can't stop texting eventually, calling all day/night
>meet up during a party, hook up and get together
>all bliss, he even suggests we buy rings for eachother on the 7th day (not engagement ones, black bands we wore on our thumbs, gay I know)
>about a month in, tells me he suffered clinical depression in the past and is still seeing a shrink/taking pills for it
>I honestly don't mind at all, love him even more, go with him to doctors appointments etc
>it's literally bliss
>FF a year, he suddenly starts feeling sick again
>faints a lot, so decides to stop leaving his house and sits in the dark all day every day without sunlight
>I try to cheer him up every day and basically become his personal nurse
>buy him groceries, tabletop games, tennis rackets, balls, cook for him
>even got him a fish tank with fish cause it relaxed him
>go to his place every morning, leave every night after he falls asleep, sometimes 4-5 AM
>meanwhile he gets incredible jealousy fits
>asks all my passwords everywhere, starts deleting/blocking people he doesn't like
>fights almost daily, breaking up with me atleast once a week then begging for me to come back
>winter comes, during a fight he gives me back an artpiece I did for him and tells me to take it away from him
>New Years, we post a selfie and an old, senile guy comments on it
>bf makes fun of him, I told him to delete it, he gets so pissed off he breaks up with me
>final straw for me, don't contact him in a month, delete my fb, skype, etc
>Literally month after no contact with him and trying to move on, I get a huge abusive letter calling me names, how my parents must be disappointed with me, hoping my new business fails
>he sends abusive mails, texts, texts even from his moms phone, for a few weeks
>it abruptly stops, but I hear from friends he still asks if I still talk shit about him
inb4 I'm a slut, I'm still a virgin. Point is, people are cunts no matter the gender.
>>683763160
no, acquire a taste for dick
>>683764801
You're lame
>>683765921
That's basically what I was trying to say
>>683767123
Me for the past few months...
>>683760274
TGFO
>>683755730
I WAS IN THE ORIGINAL THREAD FOR THIS
How's life treating you now man
>>683753775
Don't worry mate! The more you put off thinking with a conscious mind, your dreams will take over! There's literally no escape...Ever....Fuck
>>683753775
>>683753906
>>683753941
>>683755471
>>683755765
Christ, who the fuck actually believes this shit?
>girl gets her feelings hurt by a guy
>Boohoo all men are pigs and assholes
>guy gets his feelings hurt by a girl
>Boohoo all women are whores and bitches
god you people need to grow up
>>683765645
Confidence matters more than physical appearance.
>>683767432
Num-male detected. How's your blue haired whale gf that identifies as a treefrog?
>>683755730
Children and their "love" affairs. You had love, she left and found a new love and now you are sad. Would you be happier if she died in a car wreck? It is over... move on... life is change... cherish the memories and find someone new.
>>683766064
You're that pathetic that you need people to remember you? Dude just focus on getting your shit together and get your head out of other people's asses. That would be memorable
>>683767517
Confidence in what though?
>>683766111
CHEEEECKED
>>683766958
you claim to be a woman, but I'm not buying.
even if you are, that case was a relationship with a mentally unstable person that ended because
a) bf was becoming more mentally unhealthy
b) you couldn't hack it.
c) you didn't put you foot down
before you decide that I am blaming you for being a "woman" know that I think most of these stories are on the party I am supposed to feel sorry for. this is a shitty baww thread
>>683766111
nice full house
>>683767520
Goddamn, do you always project this hard? Also, what the fuck is a num-male? Is that a new buzzword for losers? I can't find it on Urban Dictionary.
>>683767205
Fuck man
>683753906
And just cause it's a bawww thread, I want to make anons feel better. The cunts posted itt are just extreme cases. There is a person for everyone out there, my post was to point out that it's not worth giving up on love or finding someone just because people post whores being whores.
>>683767123
This is concerning
>>683767123
No, man. No. I didn't ask for those feels
>>683767123
WTF some of this shit is happening to me '!
>>683768127
Meant to reply to >>683767809
>>683767011
Best reply possible
>>683767320
I'm feeling pretty good. Just trying to spread her thesis and hopefully she will get fucked over.
>>683768127
do you think that people take the lessons taught here into the real world?
because the people who do that gave up on love ages ago
>>683768631
Glad you came to your senses about that
Sure people can argue that you're being a dick but she chose to cheat the system. Hope things keep looking up for you and you can move on to new and better things
>>683767205
>>683768155
>>683768207
>>683768195
Yeah and you need to pull that thorn out right now if want things to improve. Stop idealizing her. Stop idealizing people in general. I don't mean treat them like shit, but treat them like the flawed beings that they are.
Meanwhile, find a distraction. A productive one. I know it's become a cliche at this point. But start working out. Find at least one outdoor activity you can do regularly (I recommend disc golf; it's good for loners). Volunteer. Take classes. Get shit done.
If you're already doing that. Great. But people who obsess over that one chick tend to not have very much going on in their lives. That needs to change. You need to change. And it has to happen now.
>>683768631
>>683768817
If you want you can link me to it and I'll help spread it.
I had a lab report I was busted on "cheating" when they ran it in the computer program. I've got a rough idea how it works and how to help it get triggered
>>683765645
Manlets are beyond saving. Consider suicide I guess.
>>683763160
They are not even human.
>>683767465
Finally someone said it.
>>683765069
Dude where's that Mickey and Donal picture where one of them says that everything we percieve is nothing but a reactio in our brains and the other replies that he is a fool, for he believes those same signals to be true
>>683753775
well fuck it I'll tell my story
>be me 20 year old kissless virgin
>want qt3.14 gf real bad
>one day I decide to get an app similar to tinder
>start texting with qt3.14, quickly switching to whatsapp so it's easier to text with her
>text with her constantly, we get along really good, I start to like her
>after a few days of texting I ask her if she wants to go out with me
>she accepts but says that she is pretty busy atm
>tried to see her for the last 3 days but she never had time
>last night I texted with her and we got to the topic friends
>she lost all her friends a while ago
>I try to cheer her up and tell her that she will probably find some new friends soon
>she tells me she doesn't wants female friends anymore
>she is now searching for a male best friend
>I'm probably the only guy currently texting with her (when we text she is never online while not typing her reply to me and when we don't text she is almost never online too)
>told her that I'm not searching for new friends and that a relationship is the only thing I want
>she answered something like that she doesn't want to be pushed towards anything and she asked me how she could friendzone me without knowing me in person
>she also seemed a little bit mad about the friendzone thing
I'm so fucking scared of being friendzoned by that girl, she is actually the first female I got along really good with,
I never enjoyed it to text with someone that much than I do with her what do you think will she friendzone me? or should I keep trying
I'm so fucked right now, I can't stop thinking about this shit and I need to start learning, does anyone have an idea what I should do,
besides an hero? I know that this is a minor issue and that it wouldn't be a big deal for many other guys but I really can't get this out of my head,
everything went so well with her until this shit went down last night, please let me know if you have advice / ideas
also sorry for my bad english and the bad greentext story
>>683769322
I'd love to meet the person who created this. They're probably fascinating to observe.
>>683765419
How can you distract yourself from the futility of existance? Failing that, how can I function like a normal person when I can't stop THINKING about it?
>>683755730
Ayee I remember your thread.
Did you ever fuck her over with her thesis?
>>683769720
When you realize that it's not important.
>>683769577
Hey dubs guy, how many times have you talked to her in person, how many hours have you spent together?
>>683769848
Also wish to know
>>683769720
What I'm wondering is how do you manage to think about it at all when there's so much in the world to distract you?
>>683769025
Hey can you really help me spread it? Give me a min I'll post it here
>>683769025
here it is
http://expirebox.com/download/7ba4b280eebbb72e6e3cb3cada979241.html
http://expirebox.com/download/748b113d43d097d7f1206736f6cfc1b4.html
>>683769322
Ahhh this is why you're a virginfag, unfettered chauvinism.
>>683753775
How is 15's treating you?
>>683770282
here it is
>>683769025
here it is
http://expirebox.com/download/7ba4b280eebbb72e6e3cb3cada979241.html
http://expirebox.com/download/748b113d43d097d7f1206736f6cfc1b4.html
>>683766250
Women are far more likely to be bitches and assholes
>>683753775
>night
What are you, a foreigner?
>>683769025
here it is
http://expirebox.com/download/7ba4b280eebbb72e6e3cb3cada979241.html
http://expirebox.com/download/748b113d43d097d7f1206736f6cfc1b4.html
here it is download and spread. download and spread. download and spread. not OP on this one but i wanna help spread it like butter all over a nice biscuit
>gf had brain cancer
>couldn't handle pressure and left to die alone
>4 years of depression
>having first date since all that tomorrow
I am a bad person.
>>683770148
Just like everything else.
For the vast, vast majority if the universe's span, you and I will be nothing. We will think and feel nothing, for basically eternity. Even if I have a pleasant life here, what will it matter if I can't look back fondly on any of it?
And even if I'm wrong, even if there is a god, he's a fucking sociopath and I'll gladly spend an eternity suffering to defy the motherfucker.
>>683770311
Video games and pot numb my brain temporarily.
>>683756889
>>683757553
>>683759766
>>683759876
>>683759895
>>683760761
>>683762581
>>683763160
>>683764443
>>683765781
We already have her facebook. Let's make her regret it.
>>683765781
>www.facebook com/shera.shaul
How could we ruin her life. Maybe send the university she is studing at a copy of her story or something?
>>683770683
I love not being completely retarded and also not clicking that goddamn link.
>>683769720
Futility of existence is yout friend mate. If life had a purpose it would be a bitch. You'd have to actually go for it or feel like shit. There is no purpose. Your life is yours to do whatever the fuck you want with it. Cheers!
>>683759682
What a long winded opinionated bitch. Probably never even got to know that fake character. She seems selfish
>>683770629
Not by my experience. People are assholes almost equally
>>683770852
It's legit. he was OP from another thread last night trying to get revenge on that whore
>>683766958
stamp
>>683764657
Newfag
>>683755765
You can thank birth control for women being such whores.
>>683770232
as I already mentioned I only texted with her so far, she already accepted to go out with me but never had time
>Meet cute good Christian girl in high school.
>We start dating.
>The most we get up to is oral sex.
>She is paranoid about getting pregnant whilst not married due to a catholic education and family.
>I persevere because I love her.
>7 years later we're married and we have sex for the first time.
>All the way up to our wedding she was constantly talking about how much she wants to have sex with me and we'd do it all the time.
>2 years on we often go months without sexual contact.
>Its giving me a complex and everytime I think about it my chest hurts.
>I still lover her like the day I met her, but I know I have to end it.
Let my life be a word of warning, any woman who won't have sex with you, but still wants to date you is not good news and is fucked in the head.
I love her, but she has cost me the best years of my life and now it'll cost me financially for the rest of my life to end it.
>>683761788
Turn the page
Wash your hands
>turn the page...
>wash your hands
>>683763160
>asking /b/ for advice
wew
>>683753775
I am so fucking triggered by that earring switching ears.
>>683770870
It's not just my own individual life, it's every human.
We, as a species, don't give a single fuck about the long-term survival of the human race. We're too busy exploiting the planet and destroying human sustainability so we can have fucking 99 cent all-beef patties at fast food chains.
Everyone's fucking selfish and greedy, even the one's who think they aren't. They would rather destroy the planet than give up stupid, petty, insignificant luxuries and I'm convinced humanity is doomed.
>>683765069
Monkeys are pretty impressive when you compare them to an endless wasteland of giant space rocks and nothingness.
Just think about it. This tiny planet out of the entire universe is the only place that matters.
This is the only place where the universe has sentience and can observe itself.
The only important things in the universe are the things that are important to people.
A giant cloud of hydrogen a billion miles away is completely unimportant.
>>683770683
Why are there 2 links for 1 paper?
>>683753941
so now i'm supposed to fell sorry for these billionaire tech fags?
>>683770944
either you are a woman, a feminist or didn't experienced life well and fully.
>>683758158
Fuck you
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
>>683771662
>>683771801
It is the two chapters that I wrote
>>683770464
Yeah I really do
Fuck people who are in debt to others and then treat them like total shit
>>683768022
kek also checked
>>683765069
Very unoriginal, anon
>>683755730
i want to be supportive but holy shit you are so beta it hurts, no wonder she did this. At least next time will be better since you know what you did wrong.
>>683771568
Hey I feel you, but don't forget the impending degradation of morals that will come with overpopulation. Does anybody actually still believe that there is going to be good in this world?
>>683765069
There's no going back from the truth. This is why I'm dead inside
>>683771339
OCD as well anon? Im a little bit, not as extreme as that thankfully
>>683771818
Not this hallal shit, please.
>>683771975
Why? Life might be meaningless and yes, you can die every second, but why to worry? Just live your life.
>>683771953
Well, you can go fuck yourself if you wish
I'm going to keep this short and sweet, like many of you I've aways thought about posting my story online but never do it.
>Cleaning out the room I grew up in today
>Find all this old stuff at the top of a cupboard
>Birthday cards, love letters - A general box of people showing kindness toward me
>And back then I deserved it
>Think about the person I am today...
>I've become the person I never wanted to be
>Fucked me right In the feels when I realised this
>All 'growing up' has done is manipulated me into self absorbed pathological liar who lacks the empathy towards others that I used to have
>Ironic because I'm telling the truth
>I would go out of my way not to hurt others back then
>Now I do it and feel fuck all
What happened to the person I used to be.
>>683763160
Yes, I remember reading once that you should always be with someone who loves you more than you love them, by the principle that women are more emotional then men on average.
I never understood that until after many failures of relationships where I was more smitten than them.
Now I am with someone who is head over heels for me with no question. It's nice trusting and loving someone because you know that they really do care. A lot of girls pretend to care, but when you are with someone who actually does you know fairly quickly.
>>683767763
Yourself
/b/rothers embrace islam!
take back control of your women!
>>683771916
Thanks man
here are the links
http://expirebox.com/download/7ba4b280eebbb72e6e3cb3cada979241.html
http://expirebox.com/download/748b113d43d097d7f1206736f6cfc1b4.html
new thread too
I can't contact her uni directly because I risk harassment. That's why I want to do it subtly.
>>683771662
>>683771955
That's what I get for falling for the whole romance bullshit. I wasn't this way until before we were engaged. It seemed to work - being the nice guy, but only for a while. Lesson is learned, don't worry anon. I won't make the same mistake twice fuck that
>>683772581
go fuck your goat, you degenerate scum of earth
>>683765069
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
>>683772089
Na Rockos modern life when philbert worked at the comic shop. Sorry buddy
>>683772787
wow that was easy
you must be a summerfag
>>683755765
I've been married twice and this fucking gut shot me. It's completely 100% true. Nobody listens to the warnings though. Not even me.
>>683772885
damn lol
>>683772185
Meh, i like being a hermit whilst drinking myself into oblivion. At least it suppresses my rage and hate. Thats all I really feel anymore. I just really hate humanity
>>683772867
This meme is dead and it shall stay dead
>>683773099
iTS JUST COME BACK TO HAUNT RETARDS AND TAKE THEM TO THE OBLIVION
>>683773083
Why so? Why is humanity so bad?
>>683763506
>because they're close-minded niggers
>>683773201
>switch off your fucking capslock, faggot
No. Just no. Fuck off back to 9kek or some other shithole you came from
>>683771332
kek, idiot
>>683763164
yeah, definetly
>>683773202
Na thats a lie. Im just pissed that I'm human and feel as well.
>>683756363
I bet that Communications degree from University of Phoenix will take him far in life.
>>683773527
huh. Wanna explain a bit more?
>>683773592
Oo shots fired
>>683773622
Not really. Thanks for the interest though
>>683773469
You don't have to tell me twice, I'm just trying to warn others not to believe women and to trust their ducks more than their hearts.
I'm thinking I might just fuck sloots on the side.
>>683773827
>ducks
Heh, fucking autocorrect.
So I finally bed the girl I've been trying to pin for a year, I get her close to the limit, but I can't even get it up! Why am I my own worst enemy?
>>683769530
>That image
That belongs in a cringe thread.
>>683765069
i disagree.. even buddhism which have no gods have a detail analysis of this and came up with karma thory
my theory i may not be here but i will be cause of many thing which will be there not necessary my offsprings but also many things i effected willbe there which then in return willalso effect many other things in chain reaction to ensure they will be here till eternity and similarly myself can also be traced back to big bang
>>683772398
Welcome to growing up and becoming a man.
We are the ones who have to get the shitty end of the stick and enjoy it.
>>683773827
>still fucking anything other that prostitutes
You deserve everything you get. I have given up entirely on women that don't have a direct bill, as they are always more expensive in the long run.
>>683753775
It is not losing that makes you beta. Everyone does. It is giving a shit that makes you beta.
>>683759010
I remember being 23 and happy.
Now I'm almost 28 and everything, literally everything changed for worse.
Boredom is good sometimes. It's better than total disaster & losing everything you love in your life. But I'm working on putting my shit together. I'm making a small progress everyday.
(No, no depressed betafag after breaking up with a cumdumpster)
Hey this isn't really feels but I usually get good advice from these threads so why not. Well I've been hanging out with a coworker of mine, and she's fucking amazing.
>cute, smart, and just the perfect amount of crazy
>first time we go out she says its not a date and that she may still lover her ex
>second night we end up at her friends place and she gets drunk, I could have taken advantage but I didn't
> third night after I drop her off we kiss
> the problem is the fourth night which is yesterday,
> so she tells me I can come over to her place and watch Netflix(fuck ya sex!)
> well we are making out for awhile and then she tells me she really doesn't want to
> I say fine but you know I'm trying to get her to suck my dick for the next hour
> she ends up telling me that she was raped for her first time and that's why she had sex with anyone who asked, but right now she wants to just wait.
>I say fine or on my puppy dog face and zip up my pants
> well then she reaches down unzips and starts sucking (fuck ya!)
> well I'm a huge Dom and I end up slapping her in the face, that's when she freezes
> right away I start apologizing like crazy and she's just kind of nervously laughing
> I pull up my pants and I kiss her for a bit but then leave her place.
I feel like I really kinda fucked up, not only did I pressure her to suck my dick after she told me she was raped, but also that slap was not my finest hour. She is suppose to pick me up in like 40 minutes for lunch and I don't know what to do.
>>683774777
look on the bright side, you have trips
>>683769322
no ..education and culture difffer .. a white women from ivy league is anyday better then a nigger from africa or a women from india .. but the male equivalent in general at that ivy will be better then her
>>683774162
>That belongs in a cringe thread.
Strongly disagree.
Most of nihilists are like this.
I'm talking about average ppl, not depressed poets.
>>683774491
Yeah, but I like the conquest, which is what I missed out on.
I look after myself, I'm in my mid 20's, I'm attractive, I have a good job - I don't think I'll have much trouble having one night stands.
Fuck it first time I share this story on B but here we go.
> Be me 17y old M
> Part of a theater group
> IKnowGayAsFuck.exe but i like it
> Theatre groups is going on tour
> Fucking hell that is fun
> Essentialy goes on tour.
> The day before we leave we have party
> Meet really awesome chick
> We dance and talk
> 23:00 pm she goes to sleep
> Wants me to follow
> We cuddle for an hour before I get text
> Shit I gotta go back to the hotel we stayed at
> Say goodbye
> Next day.exe
> We already done our show
> Some shows left that we watch
> Meet girl again.
> She is shy but kind
> At the end of the day we are leaving say bye
> No phone number no nothing
To be continued...
>>683762778
/k/ detected
>begone /k/ommando
>>683763569
>via 9gag
Yup, sums up my life right there.
>>683775181
So next part of story
> My friend finds her facebook
> I add her she accepts
> We chat for about half a year
> I realise we both like each other
> Ask about long distance relationship
> She says no.jpg
> Okay fine still not that emotionally intrested
> Continue as friends a bit sad
> Add +3 months
> Still chatting a bit
> She hits me up with random text
> "Is it okay if I tell you something"
> Well I wonder whats up so I say yeah
> "I think I love you"
> Shit.exe
> I had just moved on from this
> I was similtaniously dating a girl i really liked
> Somewhere however I remembered the party
> Shit I Say I am not sure if I like her
> After a lot of back and forths
> She convince me to come up to her place
> We live approxemetly 4 hours by train apart
> I take shitty times because poor as fuck
> 8hours later.exe She meets me up at station
To be continued.
>>683775181
i'm interested to see more
>>683774877
Gauge the mood and either forget it ever happened if she doesn't want to talk about it - or if she seems calm explain it was a decision made in the heat of the moment, stemming from the fact that you enjoy rough sex for "insert passionate reason" and that you're sorry that you misunderstood the boundaries.
From there start asking her what she enjoys and turn the conversation into one about her.
>>683774877
I don't know what you could do besides apologizing again or just pretend it never happened, if I had to decide I would talk about it with her, and tell her that you feel bad for what you did
>>683775180
>conquest
This is where you fuck up nigga, because once you put in work to win something, you will inevitably eventually get a feeling of ownership over it if your brain functions normally.
>source: Tried all this shit before I gave up
>>683775803
I'm talking about finding a girl at a bar/club, fucking her and then I'm off on my next conquest.
>>683768022
a num-male is a male that is mathematically inclined. He is complimenting you.
>boy meets girl, start dating
>boy supports girl emotionally and financially for years as relationship grows
>girl always says boy is most important person in her life and they will be together forever
>girl wants to get married. Been dating 4 years.
>get married
>3 weeks after the wedding boy wakes up and the girl is gone. She took nothing and only left a note saying she wanted a divorce
>girl had left in the middle of the night while boy slept
>boy had no idea anything was wrong. Girl had instantly gone out and slept with a guy she just met and got pregnant
>>683775955
Try it nigger, after number 20 your heart starts wanting in on this dick action.
Better to just neglect both, or have it easy upfront and cold hard cash, just so no one gets confused.
You will remember this advice sometime.
>>683776269
different nigger, that's why friends with benefits is the perfect arangement for everyone involved.
>>683776400
It never stays that way my friend, or seldom.
You will see when you grow older.
>>683775662
I will see if I can fit it into this or if I need one more to finish it off.
> We get picked up by her uncle
> 30 min later in her room
> I am tired as fuck she wants to sleep
> She made a bed on the floor for me
> Well shit I finally meet the girl no
> So we go to rest (Kinda cuddle)
> We fall asleep
> Wake up around 13:00 she still asleep
> Wait till she wakes
> Girl I was currently dating was mad at me
> Well shit I just said I was visiting a friend
> Girl I was with wakes up
> Acts really cold to me
> Continues with this untill I go home
> Last day I ask. Do you like me?
> She says No.jpg
> Fuck me spending all this time and money
> Ohwell atleast that is finally over.
> Gets home obviously girl I date is mad at me
> Slowly lose contact with her
Well shit I guess last one will have to do it to be continued.
>>683772964
Hah, I bet you ruined your own marriages, both times
Go buy yourself some personality and better taste in women, you cuck
>>683776450
oh i wish i was young.But you are right,it rarely works, what did you expect?still, that one in 10 that works is priceless.
