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a reminder than if you're not attracted to this woman you're gay.
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>>683749640

lolno
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>>683749640
>still has a 48 inch waist with a corset.
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>>683749745
>still less than yours you fat autistic virgin
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>>683749640
hell, probably. i would rather suck off some black dude with a monster cock rather than fucking her and getting stuck in her fucking orbit.
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>>683749787
lol. no. nice try projecting though.
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Her tattoos make her look even grosser than she already is, they just scream "give me attention because I was never loved by my father"
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>>683749787
why u mad? is it cus you're into hamplanets? wait... no... are YOU a hamplanet?
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Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYLcSUH5N0k
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>>683749640
i guess that makes me gay then
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>>683749906
your literally gay
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>>683749640
gr8 b8 m8. i r8 8/8, m8. but w8 m8, b4 i r8 8/8, i must deb8, cus m8, i dont r8 8/8 because her waist line is 888. so gr8 b8 m8. not 8/8 b8 tho m8
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>>683749640
You know. If every woman on the planet looked like this, I'd have never fallen in love with the female form... This thought... It hurts my soul
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shilling fatties now ?

damn fellas, that's low even for us
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>>683749640
>not attracted to a hippo, so I must be gay
If that is the case, then I'm gay as fuck.
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>>683750075
rather be gay than to get stuck orbiting something that weighs more than a couple of baby elephants.
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>>683749640
mfw shes got bigger biceps then me
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>>683749640
Know what you mean anon, I feel the same about this women.
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>>683750155
Those aren't biceps, that is fat.
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>id much rather fuck a man who can get out of bed by himself and wont get winded when on top of me for more than 10 seconds
Besides, id rather not be a satelite.
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Or just have self respect
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>>683750140
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>>683750256
how about a fucking forklift
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>>683749640
Yeah, no, sorry tumblerina. This shit is unacceptable. Stop perpetuating it and forcing your fat body on other people, fag.
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>>683750195
whatever man so long as her penis is feminine
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>>683749787
oh my
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>>683750075
> no ass
> no tits
> fat
> looks like a bitch
> literally a fat bitch
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>>683749640
/b/'s cancer has metastasized to the point that I'm not sure if this is real or bait.
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>>683749640
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>>683749640
If all women looked like that I would definitely go gay and just start fucking traps.
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>>683749787
>trying to troll this badly
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>>683750093
actual faggot
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>>683750422
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>>683750532
here here
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>>683749640
>woman
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as a fatty girl I must say that bitch makes me puke
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>>683750256
she is sexy af got sauce?
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>>683750376
>no ass
>not tits
stop trolling gay retard
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>>683750075
i'd rather be gay than you op
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>>683749640
yeah baby real womyn have curves

>>683749745
i have a 23" waist but it used to be 21" and i hate myself now someone validate me
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>>683749640
I would vomit if she stripped naked
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>>683749640
Sauce?
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>>683752030
tess halliday literal goddess
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>>683752187
literal landwhale
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>>683752265
you probably haven't seen the sun in 2 years you fucking autist
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>>683749640
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>>683749640

Aww man, I'm gay now
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>>683752351
This monster probably has several planets orbiting her
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>>683749640
the whale will die. On land it will die.
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Id fuck her, i like them big girls
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I'm a faggot then
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My love of black lipstick is greater than my dislike of fat chicks.

So count me in I guess.
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>>683752896
i haven't heard that one before you are so original and creative
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I don't have a problem with fat chicks but she is ... unfortunate
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Oh I am attracted alright. Bitch is pulling me into her gravitational field.
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>>683750421
It was never real, it was all a dream
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>>683753024
Yes but if it tricks someone into mating with it, her purpose has been fulfilled and it will return to the sea
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>>683751656
23 inches is nothing, I used to be 26 inch now im 34. Does that make you feel better?
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>>683750075
My literally gay what?
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>>683749640
if i wanted to marry something three times my size, if marry the fucking tree outside my window. Its brought me more joy than that pretentious, liberal feminist could ever possibly give me. She might have a nice personality, but she probably doesnt. Plus, she seems the type to "if you dont love my kids, you dont love me"..so yeah no.
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>>683750256
its really hard to eat with all these pictures here
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>>683750256
Or a smaller fucking waistline.
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>>683750532
>fucking traps
>gay

Pick one
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>>683754375
i think you mean
>pick two

ftfy
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>>683751214
hairy twatterist
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>>683753416
And I've never seen this b8 thread before. So original and creative.
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>>683753760
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dam, sun.
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>>683752187
heavy airbrushing, just made the pic into a double fail
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>>683753786
I used to read word up magazine. Salt n' Peppa and Heavy D up in the limousine.
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>>683754507
Kek, lost.
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I agree with you Op fat women are the bees knees.
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>>683754507
im str8 af and id fuck that in an instant
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>it's normal to be fat
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>>683754628
who gives a fuck if she brushes her hair, your literally the biggest faggot
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>>683750256
those shorts need a smaller her
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>>683754199
>Her fat cells make her liberal
POISONED BY POLITICS
FREE THE FAT WOMAN
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i'd definitly crash on her surface if i were to stand too close, if that's what you mean...
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>>683754879
lame attempt to counterattack
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>>683754903
I know shes a liberal, because she liberally applies butter to every meal.
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>>683751214
I'm sorry that you like swimming in jelly rolls. But this is the only cushion for my pushin'
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>>683754879
kek
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>>683755091
lighten up
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>>683755155
what about this? how gay are you?
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>>683755155
I need a source on her asap.
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>>683755511
Okay, see that just falls under the same(ish) body type I posted. My point is, if you a fatty, you gotta have an ass. Or something negro sounding like that
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>>683755917
your a faggot admit it
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>>683755559
Sorry, no sauce. Instead how about a dinosaur being wiped out as one of op's bitches slams into earth
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>>683755463
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>>683749640
I'd rather be gay, thanks
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>>683756255
Holy shit, nice drawing.

That totally made up for the lack of sauce.
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>>683749640
coincidentally I am attracted to her
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OP's a blbber lubber
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>>683756255
>drawing pictures
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>>683756667
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OP going hard with his bait today
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>>683756778
safe fam
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>>683749640
Sweet god. Fucking autistic land-whale.
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>>683749640
That is no woman, that is a whale
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I'd rather be on the receiving end of this strapon than wake up in the morning next to that lard bucket.
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>>683749640
Strange. I'm more attracted to certain men than that cow
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>>683756917
>>683756997
>>683757003
>ergh luk at how fat she is

pic related, its you
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>>683750193
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Lmao would love to gut her and listen to her squeal like a pig
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>>683752351
Her upper arm is bigger than her entire head
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I'm a man. I weigh 185 lbs. and am 6' 2" tall. I shave everything except for the hair atop my head, which I get cut regularly.

I expect any woman I am with to keep her body in at least similar condition to mine (not overweight and clean shaven) because I have fucking standards. This is not wrong and I do not feel ashamed for it.

You can like fat women all you like, I don't give a fuck, it doesn't bother or concern me, but my opinion is not going to change just because someone called me a fag on the internet for not being sexually attracted to living cellulite.
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>>683757597
your point being?
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>>683757432
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>>683757703
My point being that her upper arm fat can make an entire new head.
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>>683757703
She's fucking fat.
Like I said. Would love to gut her and listen to her squeal
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>>683757691
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>>683751214
I'd still hit it tbh, bbws are fine.
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>>683757863
Having standards and respecting others opinions while maintaining my own makes me white trash?

How the fuck does that compute?
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>>683757691
you're heavily autistic and have no taste
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>>683758156
>has his own preferences
>no taste

KEK
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I like thin women, OP.
Not hogs.
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>>683758156
>likes fat cows
>not autistic
Lmao whatever you say my man. Btw I'm one of the people that laughs at you in public when we see you with fat pigs
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>>683758290
>implying you go out in public
stay in your piss stained basement
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Fat women remind me of men.
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>>683758378
>projecting
Lol not everyone's a fucking loser like you bud
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>>683757691
100% agree. Expecting someone to give the same commitment to looking good for you as you do for them is not wrong in the slightest.

>>683758378
>projecting this fucking hard
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As much as I hate to say it, I would fuck Tess without hesitation. But that's it. no way I could stand living with her or dealing with her feminist bullshit
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>>683758613
fuck yeah.
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>>683749640
I'd rather fuck a man's ass than her filthy stinky pussy
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>>683750193

Lazy trolling.
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>>683749640
Would bend over and fuck multiple times
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>>683758613
Match made in heaven
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Obesity is unhealthy and linked to almost countless health problems.

Even if you like being fat or like fat women on a superficial level, they are objectively unhealthy.
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>>683758960
fag detected.
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>>683758978
str8 af alpha detected
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>>683759168
how'd she make it up the stairs?
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Goddamn, when did /b/ turn into Tumblr?
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>>683759162
>>683759168
>not giving reasons behind arguments, just spewing insults
>acting as though your subjective and unhealthy opinions are fact

Kill yourself.
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>>683759168
Stop objectifying her.
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>>683759275

Over the span of an afternoon.
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>>683759168
>alpha
>liking fat women
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>683759055
black dudes do tend to get the hot white girls
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>>683759284
>>not giving reasons behind arguments, just spewing insults
>>acting as though your subjective and unhealthy opinions are fact

your doing the same thing retard
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>>683749640
You have it all wrong.
If you are attracted to this whale beast, it's called bestiality..
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OP, you're a waste of space in this world. No one loves you, not even the fat women you've settled yourself for. You should end your misery and kill yourself. End your pain, OP.
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must be gay
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>>683760003
said the lonely autist
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>>683760045
keep up the good work
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>>683759579
I stated that I am in shape and shave my body hair and expect any woman I am with to do the same in return.

I said that I do not care if anyone likes fat people at all, I just find it idiotic when someone thinks that calling me a faggot on the internet for not being attracted to morbidly obese land-whales will make me feel as though my ego is being threatened enough to convert to their ideology that I personally find to be 100% idiotic.

You, however, spastically insulted me, saying that I have no taste and am autistic, not giving any explanation as to how you arrived at that conclusion, making your comment meaningless.
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>>683751047
top kek
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>>683760129
How many friends do you have?

How much do you weigh?
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>>683760295
about 10 close friends but hundreds if you count fb

im unfit but pretty slim

how about you /b/ro?

you going to stop making massive assumptions?
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>>683760206
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>>683760440
>implying that you weren't just making massive assumptions about someone else's personal life
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>>683760479
>dude makes valid points that you can't argue with
>oh shit, better call him autistic
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>>683760064
this image is literally older than the internet.
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>>683760440
>if you count Facebook
Lol no. Nobody counts that. Loser
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Literally photoshop
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>>683760129
said the guy would fuck a couch
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>>683760945
>if you aren't attracted to this you're gay
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>>683760531
>implying we aren't both as guilty as one another
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>>683760951
i don't recall that
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>>683761078
>implying that I wasn't asking about your social life as a way of calling you out on your bullshit, which you did not realize until I directly told you
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>>683757691
>>683760206
Finally, someone with a sane on their shoulders.
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>>683749640
femanon here.. So am I straight now or???
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>>683749640
On a gravitational spectrum? Much atraction. On the D gauge, flatline.
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>>683750193
She's super cute and skinny too so double the yes.
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>>683751214
Her arms fill the whole photo woah like her own cloak of fatty light blocking magic.
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>>683752351
You know when kids try to draw people and the shoulders just keep going towards the edges of the page because they have no idea how far they are? Yeah that's what she looks like. I mean she's gorgeous but her body just freaks me out, man.
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>>683751047
underrated
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>>683756741
It's beautiful. Frame it and lemme put it on my wall. Maybe then grandma will stop showing up.
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>>683752351
>683752351
of course he didnt. how can you see anything if such a thing passes by. you will miss all extended versions of lord of the rings if this monster tries to walk pass your tv to hunt butter in your fridge.
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>>683749640
Too fuckin fat bro sure big tits but no good for looking after the offspring ie stopping a toddler from running off into traffic
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Have any of you chubby chasing cucks noticed that her panties always go up HIGHER than her belly button? Like way higher? Those aren't panties, it's a blubber hammoch! Take that fucking thing off and you'll have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to find the slit!

True say, I've fucked many a BBW in my time, but that chick is a straight up landwhale!!! She could blow me any day, but sex? Don't make me puke!!!
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>>683761236
have you been on 4chan before?
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>>683750075
*you're
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>>683762450
Yes, and I still enjoy making fun of idiots wherever I can.
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>>683762604
so you are having a great time with yourself?
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>>683749640
>if u rnt attracted to landwhales u r gay
sure anon sure
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>>683762604
no need for a pc, just use a mirror
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>>683749640
Nah man she gross
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fucking disgusting
>>683762925
underrated post
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>>683749640
I'm just not attached to that much woman, my mass should equal her mass atleast, otherwise she has me outnumbered on an atomic scale and I absolutely can't have that.
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>>683762740
Yes, I am.

>>683762925
Nice meaningless comeback, got anymore?
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>>683755140
>>683755140
>>683755140
Get in here!! It's happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>683749640
i never realizes how fucking gay i am
i mean big is beautiful, but for fucks sake
a bag of cement as more curves
a elephant hit by a semi as more appeal,
an orangutan with mange is more feminine
i'd rather suck dick, so ye, u made me gay
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>>683749640
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>>683763089
you're mom
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>>683763089
congratulation anon! how is it to be a mother? is it a boy or a girl? whats the child's name?
>>683763467
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>>683763716
It's really hard being a mother when kids these days have such bad grammar and I'm actually a man.
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>>683759275
Been there for years. They might have to come cut the wall out and lift her down with a crane next time she wants KFC
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>>683749640
Awesome bait thread OP
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>>683760945
>OP
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>>683749640

are we talking attraction by looks, or gravitational pull?
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>>683764905
>hahahahaha that so hasnt been said 1,000,000,000 times in this thread hahahahahahaha
faggot
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>>683756741

should have drawn a cockatiel instead of a parrot.
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>>683758954

...So you admit it then, You do have homosexual tendencies...
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>>683765004
Except it hasn't
Faggot
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>>683749745
Hahahaha right
That's bigger than my fucking waist
When will fat chick's get it ..Yea we will duck you ,but you don't get the same treatment skinny girls get and you can have the attitude they have..cause you are fat
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bbws r best
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>>683765004
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I would have no problems in humping that woman...
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>>683752351
I guarantee her puss stinks 85% of the day
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Fat as fuck get these ham planets off my board.
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>>683765528

why only 85% of the day?
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>>683749640
>No stretch marks anywhere
Fake picture
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>>683749640
I would definitely fuck this hog
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>>683750422
Scissors, Paper, Rock...
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>>683765248
>Yea we will duck you ,but you don't get the same treatment skinny girls get and you can have the attitude they have..cause you are fat

This guy gets it
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>>683749640
I like thicker girls but she's just too fat and ugly. Sorry not sorry, youre wrong
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>>683765638
I guessing she showers so for a brief period it is somewhat pleasant
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Thanks I already knew I was gay you fucking faggots
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>>683766140

she better have one of those showerheads on a hose so she can get it into those hard to reach areas.

even a torrential rain can wash down a mountain, but the cave will remain dry.
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>>683766140
she bathes in her own swaet
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>>683766461
*sweat
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>>683755141
Oh Carlos!
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>>683749640
She has no tits, liking "her" would make you gay
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>>683749640
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>>683749640
>and some people are into this
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>>683749640
Well shit
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>>683750075
I would fuck her because I like to bust a nut.....but I wouldn't tell anyone about it>>683750080
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>>683767019
>>683766974
Forgotten Tomb - Hurt Yourself And The Ones You Love
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>tfw plebs dont like bbws
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If you are not attracted to Amy Schumer you are literally gay
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>>683767929

Rebel Wilson? Fuck yeah. The ham planet that OP posted? Not so much.
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>>683768243

Like Sarah Silverman, she tries too hard to be offensive and just winds up an annoying cow. AND she's related to Chuck Schumer.
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>>683768243
never has a truer statement been said
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>>683768553
She's fucking gross.

Shoot a little higher momos.
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>>683768553
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>>683768553
God she's so fucking ugly. Such a manly chin and fat fucking chipmunk cheeks
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>>683768243
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>>683768735
her nose bugs me
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>>683749640
>>683750075
>>683750256
>>683751214
>>683752187
>>683752351
>Things that SHOULD be in a ladies panties
Ass and today
>Things that SHOULDN'T be in a ladies panties
HER FAT STOMACH
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>>683768309
she is literally an angel
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>>683769026
Ass and pussy*
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>>683769102

angel food cake.
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>>683768553
your pic it too bright
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>>683768705
show her penis
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>>683769228
this better?
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>>683769228
>>683769323
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>>683749640
Guess I'm gay then.
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mmm star wars pancakes
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>>683769252
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>>683769524
clearly
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>>683769719
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>>683752351
Miss piggy tattoo

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*inhales*
bahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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>>683752391
Kinda ironic considering he married and fucked a whale
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>>683769719
nice shoop faggit

>>683769586
a fave of mine
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>>683752351
fuck me she has bigger arms than Joe Pianaa........
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>>683770254
She has such a fucking man face. Ew
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>>683770261
she'd fuck you up pussy

>>683770333
thats because your gay and you see men everywhere with your faggot vision eyes
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It's Sabrina Nellie aka Brina fro MFC
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>>683770657
only because she weighs over 250 pounds more than me.. but it would only take putting her off balance slightly and she would roll around
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>>683770657
Don't lash out at people because they don't like your fat pig wife lmao
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>>683758613
>Look at her feet
>Proceed to puke
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>>683771051
>her
being the crucial word

back to /hm/
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>>683749640
So many gay men in the world
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>>683771398
>if you don't like all women you're gay
Lmao this is the reasoning fat pigs/pig lovers tell themselves
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Schumer in a Jewish Christmas movie?
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>>683749640
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>>683749640
Fuck no. She's a whale. Throw her back into the ocean. She's way too fat of a girl for my taste. Her shape is bad, too.
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>>683769323
This is a fucking guy search d2d4
So ugly yuck
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>>683770884
she's perfect, damn
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>>683749640
I despise tattooed whores.

I like girls who look like a girl.
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>>683749640
idk that pic is pretty damn good but the others posted in this thread are ew-tier

i want to violently facefuck her
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>>683769586

that's no fat obnoxious comedienne; it's a space station!
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>>683752187
Another fat, tattooed whore.

Plus, there's something sticking out of her nose.

Eww.
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>>683749640

Or you could just be literally attracted to her. The bitch has her own gravitational pull.

It's quite a shame too because with that face, if she was one woman and not three she'd probably be close to perfect.
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>>683771880
look like she's 12
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>>683771880
P E D O
E
D
O
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>>683758156
ITT mostly tattooed landwhales.

Eww.
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>>683758378
The jokes on you bitch, I don't even have a basement. Have fun walking your whale
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>ITT
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>>683749640
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>>683758613
Not only are they gross. The attitude that comes with being fat and entitled is fucking repulsive.
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>>683772428
you pleb too hard
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>>683772543
amy looks better in that pic
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I must be gay then bring me a score of dick coz i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen cock
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>>683772684
that thing must
has a wiener
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>>683758613
I never met a nice fat girl seriously they are bottom tier you are supposed to fuck a few and move on. Fat women are mentally damage and will cheat.
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>>683750075
To be honest I would legit get my dick sucked by a dude before I'd do ANYTHING with her.
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>>683772906
they're mean hyper-sexuals
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>>683772421
Retard=you

Pedos are attracted to prepubescent children.

The lass in the pic clearly has advanced secondary sexual characteristics.
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>>683750422
Anyone have the source back story on this?
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>>683769102

Hope those wings ate it wheeties in the morning. They are up for a tough day.
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>>683773074
you must either be a muslim or a sjw
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>>683772309
Girls with legs like that aren't skinny tweens.

DO your fems have to be tattooed fat freaks?
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>>683758378
Only reason you would ever go for a whale like that is because you're either extremely fat, ugly or both. Stop pretending it's normal to be into grease machines.
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>>683773133
everywhere on YT search Trigglypuff.
It was at one of Milo and Based Mom's university talks
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>>683772887
>wishful thinking
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>>683749640
A reminder that fucking this pig will make you turn gay
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>>683773280
White as can be.
Your comparison is inane.
What would a muslim and an sjw have in common?
Especially since I am neither.

Retard.
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>>683749640
Rather take a dick in the ass than hunt a painted whale like that.
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Then I'm a raging faggot
>took the bait
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Welp, guess i'm gay haha
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>>683749640
Clearly a bait thread y u all so dumb
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>>683772684
What would being a plebian have to do with not wanting a tattooed freak?

Do you know what a plebian is?
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>Let's be honest lads, most of us would take what we could get at this point.
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>>683750075
That's fucking disgusting.
Good for her for feeling comfortable in her body... I have no problems with that... it's just the delusion that comes with it, thinking it's always attractive and healthy.
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>>683774663
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>>683749640
apparent faggot, reporting in, i litterally nailed a 4' 115 lb (52 kilograms)
like 2 hours ago, shit was so cash. will fuck her again. will never fuck a whale, i leave that to snacks
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>>683749640
If you do not want to eat this you hate food.
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