so /b/ you've got a chance to go back in time to the year 1375AD and you can bring a maximum of 75 Kg with you WHAT DO YOU BRING ?!?!
(only up to one Kg precious metals?) how much was gold/silver worth in medieval times anyway
>>683742823
>bring precious
>make my home in a cave and pull out hair
>start a healthy raw meat diet
>live several hundred years and hate short humans with hairy feet
>>683742823
I went to Medieval Times in L.A. and when the waitress saw the gold in my teeth and the silver Maserati i was supplied with unlimited access to the pussy
Stacks of technical drawings of guns, engines and any other machines I can think of, plus some medical papers, and then pretend I came up with it all, then assume my status as Leonardo Davinci - Ultimate edition
>>683743717
The church would lock you up as a heretic.
>>683743717
yeah it's almost just as likely you'll starve. what're you gonna do, beg for iron to smelt an engine? smelt it with your hands?
>>683742823
i'd bring small guns and some ammo so i can rob some mother fuckers.
also basic tools to make bullets or at least hard copy plans how to get the tools to make the bullets. maybe become some terror in some small village, i'd like that
>>683742823
a black death shot
a hand cart
12 holy hand grenades
a spice rack
50kgs of toilet paper
>>683745521
fuck it you should just bring 75kgs of toilet paper and sell it probably be some exquisite delicacy
>>683742823
1 kg of Titanium
70 kg of high grade marijuana
4 kg of Meth to create an army of zombies
Ill bring
>modern medicines to cure various know diseases
(10kg?) Seems like a lot
>ricin
(1kg)
>modern medicine/architecture/science books
(64kg)
My plan is to kill the king and any diseased vagrants, provide those who work hard access to education and medicines, create a utopia.
Create a counsel of the smartest minds and keep moving forward.
Set aside a massive estate for my future generations, destroy any existance of religion, and make sure 4chan is never invented (fucking somehow.)
>>683746202
in order to do that you'll need to be smart yourself.
>>683746202
Expect to do all this with ricin and medicine?
>>683742823
A light rifle and as much ammo as I can fit. I should be able to conquer at least a few kingdoms with that.
>>683746202
>My plan is to kill the king
How are you going to weaponize the ricin, you fucking idiot.
Solar battery recharger, car battery and VR + VR porn!
>>683746978
Thought so myself. But even in .22 LR you can just take 18,000 rounds with you.
>>683747199
You don't need to kill everyone, just enough people for them to fear you.
>>683742823
Weed
>>683747199
considering that armor wasn't made for modern weapons thats a lot nigga
>>683747419
Not enough to conquer a kingdom. Also when you face an army of 5,000 men you will lose.
>>683742823
My gf (45kg and almost a M.D.)
30 kg of medical supplies and antibiotics
>>683742823
One kilo lsd already tabbed out
One kilo cannabis seeds
Professionally made steel sword
Compound bow with 2 quiver of arrow
Encyclopaedia of edible plants
Trip my face off and live off the land for the next 30 or so years until I get mauled to death or die of the common cold
>>683747865
nah you just need enough to kill the head, 500 bullet at least. after a bit you build a following, they die for you
>>683743336
Kek
Technical book for atomic energy (2kg)
Fine tobacco (3 kg with seeds)
Technical Book on mining, forgeing, and using metals(2kg)
A book on modern architecture with schematics detailing reinforced concrete, MDF, interior plumbing, etc (2kg)
Book on modern farming techniques l such as fertilizer, selective breeding, crop rotation, and irrigation (2kg)
Transcripts of a few handpicked ted talks (for myself to learn the ways of being a leader), and a few early transistors (large enough to reverse engeneer), and some really dpom and gloom mpdern newspapers. (64kg)
>>683748091
Your a fucking faggot
>>683742823
knife, ak47 & fill rest with 7.62×39mm
my best friend, then together we'll rid the earth of religion with superior knowledge
Just bring a fucking tablet vor ereader and a solar charger
>have all the books with you with little to no weight
>>683748371
yeah fuck forgot this. probably dip into the ammo stack to bring the misses (starved the fuck out first, more ammo)
Maps... Lots and lots of maps of population centers for the era, surveyor maps with places where different metals and resources can be found. After that, basic text-books on how-to-create-xxx so I can start the industrial revolution early. Also a small-caliber handgun with around 250-500 bullets.
>>683748004
>anons gf gets raped under the tree he gets lynched and his medical supplies get thrown in the lake
73 kg of heroin and 2 kg of syringes. I'd just get high in the woods for the rest of my life.
>>683748049
that sounds like a hell of an adventure. could maybe be a writer or some shit?
HK G3 and ammo. Reverse engineer once there and issue to army and conquer the world. Eradicate all mudslimes so we would never have to deal with them again.
OP didnt specify where ud end up,
what if OP was australian, and you end up right in the 1375AD australian desert?
>>683748599
That wouldn't last a year you junkie fuck.
>>683748216
idiot.
75 kg worth of copies of mein kampf
All the autists bringing shit they would end up using as toilet paper because they don't have the resources to get anywhere near creating them.
If you want to bring something bring a shovel to dig for oil, a guide on the refining process, and the plans for a combustion engine. Should be doable with the materials available at that time.
>>683748638
Anything is a possibility but I would prefer to just live as I wanted. Wander the lands and meet lots of people. All that good shit.
>>683748857
Well they also hated jews back then. Maybe name yourself Hitler and become the first Führer.
>>683742823
A journal
maps
government building
dig sites for gold, gems
religous text to control the people with the fear of god
the plans for a primitive computer made with tubes
plans for program compiler
other ideas worth a damn
create the round table and start a new world order
Family that will last throughout the ages
>>683748736
OP here i'm actually from california, i almost put 50 LB (pounds) but decided to put Kg cuz it's more universal
>>683748744
That's 5 grams a day for 41 years. 5 grams is about a brick - a lot of heroin to do in a day. And I'm an ex junky, but if I had an opportunity at an endless supply I'd take it in a heart beat.
>>683748719
You'd be better off conquering Middle East and holding it , better popolous to rule than ass backwards dark ages Europe who throw shit onto streets.
I don't need 75kg, all i need is:
0.3kg guide how to produce penicillin
>produce penicillin
>become witch-doctor on kings court (England or France)
>kill king
>become new king-witch-doctor
>entire human race glorifies me as a god
ez
35 kg fried chicken, 35kg watermelon, 35 kg grape koolaid
>>683742823
i bring 1kg of sliver in rings for fingers. i also bring 10 kg in antibiotics, i bring thermal clothing. i also bring a note pad and a knife and the rest is plastic bottles.
my plan is to survive and maybe use my silver to pay my way into a society. the note pad and plastic bottles is so i can leave messages for the future and the plastic bottle wont break down and hopefully my messages will be recoverable in the future.
my messages would range from historical information to world disasters to my own experiences in the old times
>>683749208
>produce penicillin
>become witch-doctor on kings court (England or France)
>kill king
>become new king-witch-doctor
>get burned at the stake after two days
fixed it dude
>>683749217
nigger detected
>>683749276
Doesn't plastic decompose in 500ish years?
75 kg dragon dildo
>>683749171
We kind of over exaggerate how advanced the Middle East was at that time. A lot of the Indian's accomplishments end up getting erroneously attributed to the Middle East because they made their way to the Western world through the Middle East.
>>683742823
Solar powered laptop, with the entire wikipedia database stored locally.
Suppressed .22 Auto pistol for personal defense.
Remaining space spent on antibiotics.
I would look around for problems to solve, perhaps act as a fortune teller for significant events, thanks to Wiki history pages.
Would kick start a few inventions if I met the right people.
>mfw I live in Ausfalia. Good luck meeting an inventive Boong in any era.
Being in North QLD I would walk / boat to indonesia for Asian pussy superior to Abo pussy.
>>683749217
Haha, awesome.
>>683749383
Fuck you. I'm the only one that can produce antibiotics, ain't nobody stupid enough to make a bonfire with my body!
>>683743717
Thrown in prison the moment you open your moth and burned alive a few days later.
>>683749393
Youngfag detected. When I was a boy, bottles could choke dolphins effectively for 10k years +
Second Question:
Where would you choose to end up at that time? And why?
>>683749691
OP here, you can choose any starting location. if you random town/city you get 2kg metals and 100Kg weight. cuz why not
i would bring a lightweight rifle and the entire weight in ammunition.
this will impress the nobility / king and afford me the best life available at the time
and im not even a gun fag, just opportunistic
>>683742823
1kg of gold
74kg of condoms
>i know how to make black power from piss
>i know how to forge & rifle a barrel
>sell my knowledge to the king
>get a lord
>bang my hot serfs for the rest of my life (thus the condoms)
>>683748230
>>683748429
this is about 12000 rounds btw unless my maths way off then maybe a calculator 11
>>683749722
Except antibiotics are pretty easy to produce so someone would catch on pretty quickly.
>>683749880
Prison, so I could fulfill my fantasy of getting gangraped by filthy criminals
>>683742823
>1kg Gold. Little point in taking anything else for practicality
>Laptop (2kg)
>Phone (100g?)
>Clothes (10 kg)
>The rest, cannabis plants of various strains. Gotta plan for the future.
Also, saw this (pic related) on TV. I'd be willing to wager that you guise had a hand in this. Anyone?
>>683750009
pretty sure you don't need to time-travel for that
>>683749961
Why wouldn't you just go in raw?
>>683749910
Well that helps, thanks OP.
>thought I was stuck with boongs.
I'd definately pick a place where science and industry stood a chance. Sadly, I think that precludes most of Europe at that time.
Maybe Turkey - crossroads of the world, n shit.
>>683749945
suppose your one gun gets really dirty and misfires and breaks itself?
>>683742823
>1kg Gold. Little point in taking anything else for practicality
>Laptop (2kg)
>Phone (100g?)
>Clothes (10 kg)
>The rest, cannabis plants of various strains. Gotta plan for the future.
Also, saw this (pic related) on TV. I'd be willing to wager that you guise had a hand in this. Anyone?
>>683750058
How fucking new are you here?
>>683747013
Different person from poster but "Ricin /ˈraɪsɪn/ is a highly toxic, naturally occurring lectin produced in the seeds of the castor oil plant, Ricinus communis. A dose of purified ricin powder the size of a few grains of table salt can kill an adult human."
>>683749629
Contributions were made too , Its not like knowledge passed through that region without being read, understood and improved upon.
>>683750153
...Phone? Do explain.
>>683750153
Dunno why the duplicate post happened, wtf
>>683749961
you'd be burned at the stake for practicing safe sex. Catholics hate that shit im sure everyone else does too
>>683749976
what could you do with 12,000 rounds? can't possibly kill 5,000 people by yourself
>>683750293
Doubt they'd know what they're looking at. Besides, serf bitches would know to keep quiet if they're on to some future cock daily.
>>683750114
turkey is a great idea, was part of ottoman empire at the time i think. i myself would probably be further west maybe in italy i believe their metalworking was pretty top of the line at the time
75 kilos of rope so I can hang myself
>>683748599
73kg of heroin wouldn't last a year.
>>683750406
eat them
>>683750584
That's 200 grams per day.
>>683750521
Unless you can dodge the church I'd say Turkey's a safer bet. You'd need a defiant Patron in Italia to do anything decent.
Pre-renaissance times innit?
>>683750235
Same reason as my laptop. Games and information
>Inb4 no cell networks/interwebs
I make a habit of downloading wiki to my devices for offline use. Might seem stupid but surely in this scenario it would be handy af to have on me. The only issue posed is the lack of a source of electricity, which I don't think would be all that difficult to work out; dynamos are pretty easy to make.
75 kg worth of guns so i can shoot myself
>>683750750
i'm slammin at least 500 grams by dinner time
>>683750538
>>683750844
maybe you two should be friends
Nutmeg or pepper or some shizz, spice was worth the big dollas
75 kgs of water so I can drown myself
Cocaine, sell to kings, become greatest drug dealer of all the kingdoms.
>>683750787
tru tru but i think the church might like power more than anything. could maybe persuade them into being cooperative
>>683742823
75kg of printouts of the "So you've traveled back in time" infographic
also /r/ing said infographic
>>683742823
1kg of gold
74kg of gemstones
>buy land
>fuck serf bitch all day long
Simple, detailed maps, designs for ocean faring ship, the rest in gold to fund my discovery of America
>bring sports almanac
>bet on teams that won
>????????????????????
>Profit!!!
>>683751280
All for nothing without the support of a powerful entity that will back your claim to it and help vanquish the natives.
ur a retarded fool if u dont understand that literally anything u bring will be taken from u, especially if im there
>Big metal case (+- 10kg)
>fill the rest with pictures of smug frogs and frogs on unicycles
>bury and die, hoping someone will find it in 2016
three best automatic weapons money can buy, custom armor designed specifically to counter late medieval weaponry and a shitton of ammo
play god for a while
>>683751212
>>683751494
You can fix that with a little hot sauce. I keep some with me at all times for just such an occasion.
>>683752069
Please forgive my ignorance. I'm new at all this. My apologies.
>>683752175
>I'm new at all this.
You can fix that with a little hot sauce. I keep some with me at all times for just such an occasion.
>>683750179
Too bad kings were highly paranoid and had preventive measures. Getting poisoned isn't really a modern invention, you know?
>>683746137
Why bring processed weed if you can simply bring seeds and become the weed-master of the middle ages?
>>683747865
Make that 50, or even 5. He'd probably had a crossbow bolt in his neck after he fired his first shot.
>>683752645
cannabis grew wild in every tropical and sub tropical region on Earth until the early 20th century
it still does in undeveloped and developing nations
>>683748535
this.
>>683748383
This you fucking idiots
>>683742823
>bring 75Kg in packs of Emergen-c (powdered fizzy vitamin drink)
>sell it to people as a cure for anything and amaze people with it's fizz and great taste
>start the Emergen-c empire that will last for millennia
>>683750058
>laptop
>phone
Enjoy your broadband and LTE.
I've thought about this stuff long and hard.
What's with all you people bringing books? Why not bring 3 Laptops (redundancy), a bunch of external drives with as much space as possible full of papers, manuals, science books etc. x3 (also for redundancy) 3 of those solar panel thingies for charging your laptops (redundancy, also, you only need those until you can convert a first water mill into a power plant). that's maybe 15-20 kg.
I would bring a modern firearm and ammunition, but that's a lot of weight.
I will bring 20 kg of pepper so don't have to worry about money.
I will bring at least 5 liters of disinfectant and 1-2 kg of various antibiotics. 3 advanced first aid kits.
2 kg of water purification chemicals, probably chloride.
3 rechargable flashlights
2 Gravity Lights
Stuff for navigation and so forth.
Not sure what else I'm gonna need. Probably vitamin pills?
I'm gonna bring 74 kg of poppy seeds and 1 kg of gold to hire Chinese serfs then become kingpin selling it to Britain
>>683747013
He's got an entire kilo, it would kill the king from a kilometer away
>>683742823
>10kg penicillin, no black death for me
>2kg laptop, full of schematics - particularly on how to synthesise proper gunpowder and antibiotics plus farming methods
>1kg solar charger
>6x3kg Kalashnikov, I want something dependable
>10kg for 10,000 rounds
>10kg modern crop seeds, old style wheat was atrocious plus I like potatoes
>9kg body armour and helmet
>14kg army rations, don't want to risk dysentery whilst setting up
>1kg pure gold for trading
Build up a nice little warband with myself being the only shooter, raid around the northern English countryside until the militia / army shows up. Set up a sniping position and pick them off until they flee. Take a city and create my own breakaway state. Raid and trade with neighbours, set up medicine / arms factories and improve farms with modern crops and techniques. Build an army of AK-equipped peasants and make peace with the king, then take him to the Middle East and restart the Crusades. Take Jerusalem, build up power base again. Dedicate life to obliterating Islam and eating stewed goat. Let France have England, idgaf.
>>683742823
Obviously arrive in England and take it over. In 1375 England's army is at war with France and engaged in campaigns in Spain, and it gets heavily wasted by the plague. They surrender most of their gained territory and sign a treaty with France, but the Black Prince is sick and dies. The elder king dies a year later, and a 10 year old Richard II takes the throne.
The king is only 14 when there's a peasant revolt, conveniently just enough time for you have positioned yourself with the right people (6 years). England is so weak at this point that the peasants win and the king and his council are huddled in the Tower of England. They don't have the army to put down the revolt.
A negotiation happens next, but obviously you step in at this point and bestow both might and miracles to swiftly overthrow Richard II (again, huddled in a tower with his entire council, effectively sitting ducks) and clean up the nobility.
At this point in history favor with your new people and foreign nations shouldn't be difficult. You're immune to plague and can cure it with basic penicillin, which will make you popular anywhere. England is a perfect location to build superior defenses that nobody will have the technology to break for hundreds of years to come. From there you build a massive navy, and that pretty much locks in empire dominance.
Too easy.
>>683755288
>10kg penicillin, no black death for me
You're probably immune. It would be like getting a cold.
>>683755288
10kg is about 600 rounds even without the magazines
>>683755288
>1kg pure gold for trading
Remember to bring prized dye recipes if you like trading. You can get anything for unique dyes that nobody else can make.
>>683756269
are you stupid.
the plague is a serious illness that people still get to this day
>>683748437
A clever anon indeed. I'd avoid giving them more advanced firearms, though. Otherwise we might have never seen the genius of John Browning.
>>683756497
what if i am stupid? what then?
>>683749691
you'd be reasonable max. jesus of the wastelands, slayer of the abos. minus the cars n shit.
>>683749980
moldy bread antibiotics sure.
regular anti biotics are a pain in the dick.
>>683756568
What do you need John Browning for if you can just bring blueprints for all his inventions?
>>683756497
Are you? Why wouldn't you just immunize yourself?
i'd bring 75kg of tits
>>683748091
Yeah, the book "how to make modern engine from grass and roots" should be your pick
>>683742823
>15 kg of gold so I´m rich as fuck
>10 kg of modern medicine
>50 kg of the highest quality armor and sword/shield modern technology can produce(probably titanium or some shit thats both light and extremely resilient)
Then proceed to live the rest of my life as some corrupt lord that spends his time impregnating poor farmer girls.
>>683756982
sauce
>>683754163
How about a knife or multitool?
Flint and steel?
>>683748889
>a shovel to dig for oil
Yeah good luck with that ya cunt
i would bring 75kg of /b/
>>683742823
FUCK YOUR RULES I'M BRINGING JOHN CENAAAAA
>>683748371
Your best friend is a Fedora?
>>683749961
>black power from piss
>black power
Alright there young panther
I would bring a projector and project the Batman signal into the sky. Pretty soon batman would be incorperated into every day life. So by 2016 we would be so sick of Batman we would not need any Batman movies and society would be all the better for it.
>>683757088
Kekekek
>>683742823
One water bong and the rest Marijuana
>>683757339
can't read or ADD i wonder
>>683756118
this
>>683742823
looks lite i have to cut of 10 kg of myself than
>>683742823
Too bad the crusades were over by then...
>>683758413
What if everything became Batman-related because of that?
An entirely Batman-centric society, if you will.
A...a Batopia.
Bring blueprints for God damn everything, disguised as a holy tome. Maps of useful resource mines, the rest porn.
I'm bringing pharmaceuticals. Lots and lots of opiates and stimulants. Because big pharm has possession of my soul
Paradox. You can't change anything substantial or you will cease to exist.
>>683758824
Kek. I was 10 when she was a thing.
>>683742823
I'd bring mostly spices and a gun/maintenance kit. Spices were worth more than gold in medieval times.
>>683742823
1Kg of diamonds, since they're the hardest metal
>>683742823
Ill bring my laptop woth dark souls 3, a big plasma,sum generator and the rest in weed and sum weed seeds
>>683756781
>Reasonable max
Top kek
>>683759013
Me too, anon. She was my first crush
Shaving supplies for hairy pussies, loads of condoms. Make sure all woman are only fucked by me in order to stop humanity.
>>683758991
Don't be that guy.
>>683744018
>>683749864
just offer your services to a king or the pope. They can't say no to the strongest army of their time and nobody will be able to burn you. Also you'll get bitches and money.
>>683748719
At least you have good taste in rifles.
>>6837595 how are condoms and shaving cream going to help you do that
>>683759615
Ackshually...
>>683758811
>implying you couldn't pick a Pope who would back your politics
There's a split in the Church and multiple simultaneous popes in 1378 and the years that follow.
>>683759654
You can basically back the pope of your choice because of:
>>683759818
Or take England and rule it yourself because of:
>>683756118
>>683759749
By telling them they could fuck me and not get pregnant. It's like the introduction of a new affordable device, everybody wants it.
>>683760037
I wonder how long before they throw your autistic ass on a fire and use all your condoms as balloons.
>>683760037
how you gonna keep them from fucking other dudes tho
>>683760037
Whats the point. Its 1375 AD, with the things you take with you you can just become a lord/knight and have them bear your children after fucking them.
>inb4 "Because its 1375 AD!"
>>683760253
Exactly, like real men, etc.
>the weeb novelty will wear off, trust me.
>>683760306
The point is we're destroying the world, so it would be the best prevention.
75kg of cold spaghetti
>pic unrelated
I'm thinking there would be a renaissance of Wizardry, as the population of /b/ pours into the late 14th century.
>>683758413
I like your vision, it would be a beautiful world
>>683742823
toothpaste
>>683760253
Tell them fucking women and get children is the no.1 sin and would get them straight to hell.
>>683760037
>they could fuck me and not get pregnant
there's still no upside for them here
>>683760671
>implying declaring sex a sin has ever worked in preventing it, even while the church was at its most influential
>implying they´re going to give a fuck about this random idiot that came into their village or town one day and tells them fucking woman and getting children is the no.1 sin
>>683742823
It greatly depends on what part of the world you travel to. Can you be a little more specific OP
>>683742823
>>683742823
2x AK47
2x light sniper rifle with 5000+rounds for both weapon variants.
Claymore Mines and grenades.
Seeds and ebook pad with tutorials and instructions and such. + Solar panel
Go to a small Fortress, kill everybody opposing, take it and defend it untill its called ,,the bewitched fortress of the deathsorcerer''.
Then Plant shit like normal people did and thats it. Never have equal rights, never have schools for everybody. The elite stays elite.
>>683760913
way past your bedtime
>>683760037
Fertility and childbearing was women's biggest asset and source of pride back then.
Your modern presumption would not get you far. Everything you know about feminism - forget it.
Fucking Millenials...
>>683761138
what
>>683760808
There is, everybody wants to get laid but don't want to get children all the time.
>>683761152
>>683759818
>>683759983
it's nice seeing people who actually payed attention in history
I would take history books + some gold. I would build a small hat in mazovia so i could trade my wisdom of the future to random travelers.
>inb4 rekt by wildlife
I'd bring a magical midget. I would have power over the midget and he would do my bidding. I would be a god to the oldy times people.
>>683748091
Holy shit, fucking use some of the weight for a fucking handgun and ammo, so you can fucking kill yourself you cunt.
>>683761152
Alright, I see the point.
New idea, secretly bring max amount of cats with toxoplasmosis with me.
Everyone loves cats.
one smoking hot blonde (70kg)
fill the rest with viagra
dont need no food where we're goin
>SKS Rifle
>30kg of rounds
>10kg of grenades
>5kg of spahgetti-o's
>rest in toliet paper
>Will go into random town and start fucking shit up until i become lord
>Will mate with every female there no matter the appearance
>Become the English version of Genghis Khan
>Start up an army and spread my peace in the form of vitamin bullet
>Everyone carries my seed as a token of loyalty. If they bear my child and it survives then they can live on a normal life
>If they do not succeed they are put into the procreation dungeon for the sole purpose of bearing me children until their womb is so worn out that it never has time to recoup
>>683761316
My Mum was a high school history teacher for 34 years. She always used historical precedents when explaining shit I didn't understand on TV. She has FUCKLOADS of books. In the days before internet, reading was the go-to activity, as we lived 40km out of town.
We were poor as fuck, but she still bought books. I will cagefight my 90kg sister for them when Mum passes away.
lots of people prioritizing toilet paper ITT
>semi-automatic gun.
>gun cleaning equipment
>books on gun-making
>rest is ammunition.
go to some bitch-ass castle
invade using advanced weaponry
get all the pussy
>>683762253
I doubt I could realistically change jack shit so I guess I just bring some modern medicine (only for myself and I guess my wife if I get one, I don't want people calling me a witch or some shit), a pistol for just incase, not for hunting but only for shit I need to get out of town scenarios, and the rest can be tools. Modern tools. I'm sure I'd be able to get some sort of livelyhood with them.
Doubt my plan is perfect or even close but I'd rather live uninterrupted of bullshit.
75kg worth of toilet paper. I'm not wiping my ass with hay for the rest of my life.
>>683750058
Are you going to plug those in your ass
>>683742823
still have room to spare
>>683763152
could drop another 6 if it was a carbon fibre bike, i had the same idea
>>683763152
quality list you've got going. might i suggest a compass? i wonder how effective these "solar chargers" everyone keeps bringing up actually are. i've never tested one myself
>>683763152
Bring somthing decent to defend yourself with. You're gonna get rolled by the locals for them toys.
>>683760515
Kek
Anyone else think an RPG based on this concept would be cool?
>>683763787
Haha. Yes. Fallout bred with oblivion or some shit
>>683763787
Any AD&D book would roll. Only the character generation would be different.
>science books
>gun and bullets
>gold
I would then become a fucking wizard. Inventing electrical systems n shit.
And i would gun down all those who would seek to kill me for witchcraft.
>>683742823
>Chimical gear suit
>chemical laboratory equipment
>plans for ballistic missiles
>big caliber long distance rifle, shotguns, pistols, and all the ammo i can bring
>plans to make bullets
What would i do
>use the weapons to take a castle
>Make nerve gas and set up balistic missiles on that castle
>Destroy the church
>Conquer the world
>Claim myself a god
>>683763152
you'd probably want some modern things for hunting? or working perhaps? i don't see a way for you to have a sustainable food source maybe bring seed and a couple chickens
>>683763787
i've got a decent name, call it- 1375 AD
>>683763906
>Make arrangements with local fat cats.
>be at latest seige, 600m from the castle walls, picking off niggaz with your 700SPS.
>Nothing can touch you.
>get financial + sexual favours.
>>683752950
if medival people would truly consider it devils herb, then just flip it around, saying its no different than beer, but lifts you closer to God! thats why you feel good, when you smoke it, also, dont have to smoke it, can make cakes
>>683764225
Yeah, travel all the way back to 1375 ad to peddle weed and be a feminist
>>683763302
good call
>>683763499
map would be good too
>>683763547
gun will fix that
>>683763975
bow/fishing rods could be made, but with a herbology book on the kindle theres no real need for a farm setup
>>683764578
i'll sell weed no matter what century i'm at bro
>>683742823
A rifle and all the ammo I need
>>683764825
but then how are you gonna wipe your ass?
>>683764702
Dat last item.
>WILSONNNNNNN !!!
>>683742823
Bring physics and chemistry books on making steel and gunpowder
I would bring
75kg of aids
And instead of the Black death
we would be celebrating the Great Homer death
>>683750293
catholics don't hate safe sex, they hate the fact you're having sex with someone you need to have a condom to have sex with.
>>683749976
Either your math is off or my weight per bullet is off. I got about 4,100 rounds of 7.62x39.
My plan was basically the same.
>>683742823
I will fill that 75Kg with seeds of all types of raw materials for narcotics (opium, marijuana, shrooms, etc). I will then become the greatest drug grower, distributor and dealer that the world has ever seen. I will build a drug cartel empire SO GREAT THAT MY NAME WILL BE FEARED FOR GENERATIONS TO COME. MY NAME, RICKY, SHALL BECOME AN IDIOM THAT SYMBOLIZES UTMOST WISDOM, SHREWDNESS, EXTREME LUCK, POWER, CHARM AND WEALTH IN HUMAN FORM. I, RICKY FROM A SMALL TOWN IN CALAIS, FROM 1375AD, AND MY LINEAGE, SHALL BUILD A NEW WORLD, WHICH WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE DARK AGES, AND SHALL BE THE DAWN OF MANKIND'S MARCH TOWARDS TRUE GREATNESS AND UNLEASHED POTENTIAL. I. AM. RICKY. OF. CALAIS. REMEMBER THAT NAME, PLEBS.
>>683749961
Go in raw. Your seed is probably more immune than the average middle ages person. Your kids would be less resistant to disease.
>>683751433
You gonna make crystals while you're at it?
>>683763787
If it was storyline it would suck. It's been done.
Sandbox game where you could side with factions, develop things, build shit, or just go it alone, with war? That would be cool.
>>683742823
For starters, 65kg of potatoes, Europe didn't have them yet and I could attain considerable traction for introducing a land owner to this easily grown and nutritious af vegetable. Try sieging this stronghold fuckers, this shit grows where you drop it.
Then 10kg of gear to help survive, and some books on old languages, maybe wise to learn Latin beforehand.
>>683764702
wouldn't salt be worth much more than precious metals and maybe even rubies?
>>683764702
Make sure the bike has airless tires
>>683756902
He has a cool name.
>>683756982
Attached or unattached?
>>683742823
Fuck if I know, I use Lbs to measure weight.
>>683746202
Someone has been watching too much tv
>>683766515
'bout them potatoes.... bring a variety of breeds. The Irish will thank you for it later.
>>683746978
Your rifle will be useless if they fling a boulder at you, or burn down whatever you are living in.
>>683761316
It would be nice if someone PAID attention in English
>>683742823
Eva Mendez
Lube
That is all
>>683756497
can confirm
family got plague last week
four of my brothers died
six of my sisters died
dad died
rest of us waiting our turn
doctor came to house
cant understand him through his fucking mask
think he told us to put shit in our house
gather shit from the poop hole in back yard
thats right we poop outside
fancyasfuck.jpeg
pile shit in corners and on tables
doctor comes back
tells us he said "put shit in mouths"
no wonder seven more brothers died
five more sisters died
mom laughs
we laugh
doctor laughs
such is life in middle ages
i die from plague
>>683742823
i'd bring 50 kg of rare spices (spices where expensive back then, sometimes more than gold)
5kg solarcharger and e-reader with books about modern medicin and other usefull knowledge (like how to make soap), 2 kg nice workclothes (the kind that can be used forever since it is so robust), 13kg tropical fruit (alos valuabel), 5 kg of medicine (that i cannot make myself from the knowledge of the e-reader)
when i was there i would earn myself riches by trading the spices and fruit, then i would proceed to makemyself a nice living by producing medicin and soap
Shit ton of razor blades and shaving cream so i could shave all the pussy im gonna be fuckin'
>>683742823
>AK47
>The rest in ammo
>Become God-King of the world with my evil, mysterious, magic boom-stick!
>Then, we shall have peace....
>>683749171
Even modern military cant conquer the Middle East
>>683767312
Ah, yes indeed. We don't want some beetle, germ or fungus fucking it all up.
Fat Man and Mini nukes.
Fat Man is 30kg mini nukes are like 2kg.
I'll bring 1kg of french fries with me too, i guess. Seems like a good post-apocalyptic food.
>>683766602
Not salt. Pepper probably.
>>683766062
>mfw those have been around a lot longer than the traveled timeframe, and were in common recreational, medical, and habitual usage back then too....
>>683768202
kek... some of these kids think drugs are edgy and taboo.
Fools were slashing that shit out of the way to make room for real crops, back in the day.
>hint. Something is only vaulable if it's rare. What do you do if it ain't even rare?
>>683766062
Once the peasantry gets hooked and is no longer able to work your drugs will be outlawed by decree of god, you will be branded a heretic and put to immediate death.
>>683768519
Nigga he's the leader of a cartel people will kill for his drugs to be on the market..
>>683767713
you're worried about cleanliness? everyone smells like shit back then. the streets have shit in them and everything smells bad.
one of the first things someone from our time has to do is get used to the smells of civilization back then. and of other people.
>>683768623
He will need to gain traction with an established family name in order to do that, which as a foreigner (even if you travel back to your ancestral home, you will be considered a foreigner) is already extremely hard to do.
You will not be able to peddle drugs through church, so the church will remain an enemy.
Seems largely impossible in that time frame, it took the enlightenment before people could go toe to toe with god.
>>683742823
Solar charger and ebook reader with books on the topic of glass making and colorin(some medicine making books too)g, I would be the best badass glassmaker pharmacologist in the middle ages.
Also a gun, steam engine, 1kg of diamonds and some condoms.
>>683742823
ar15 and loads of ammo
A Return Button (1kg)
74kg of 1000 CHF notes
>>683768927
Honestly it's all pretty dangerous if you're sticking out like a sore thumb. Even spices are dangerous... people fought wars over spices back then. If you're going to corner any industry you'll need connections and protection or someone will just take it from you or take control of you.
AK-47 and maybe 500 rounds
Set of stab proof Kevlar
E-reader with books and schematics
And go become that one white god of the Aztecs. Advance their civilization enough to interdict Columbus and sink his boats to buy my empire a few more decades before Europeans show up. Get myself a harem of those tiny lil aztec bitches. Once Europe finally reaches us, hopefully I'm able to mass immunize my people. While letting the rest of the natives die so we can take their place. Impregnate a Scandinavian or Anglo or Celtic woman and produce an heir. Die hopefully in the late 1400s in charge of most of the western hemisphere.
>>683769617
>A Return Button (1kg)
Nice one.
>>683744018
chruches had whorehouses back in the day, only when morality came into the view of the common man, so did it the chruch.
>>683769783
>And go become that one white god of the Aztecs.
Where are you going to get a squad of loyal soldiers? You'll need that or politics will lead to one of them just bludgeoning you in your sleep and taking your shit.
>>683769580
Estimate the AR to weigh about 8.5 lbs leaving you enough weight to carry about 5,800 rounds
>>683769783
Mid 1400s because you probably won't live to >120
>>683770116
yes and i'd rule the world, because my invisibility cloak will keep me invisible, and because its invisible it doesnt way anything
>>683770049
It's a possibility, but if they see someone kill a few dozen warriors with a magical thunder and fire stick I feel pretty good about my chances. All you faggots who picked Europe are probably going to die of syphillis anyway.
>>683742823
30kg of cocain
30kg of heroin
5 kg of meth
Go back to get a rich man
>>683769716
That's why I'm potato guy. Drugs are interesting but addiction has a negative effect on a world where commerce is scarce. With potatoes, which can be sustainably grown even indoors, you can create a revolution in the kingdom that grows them, as crop failure becomes rarer, harvests become more frequent and malnutrition will drop alongside hunger, as long as Irish troubles are accounted for and mitigated
A large and healthy populace means a large and healthy army, I think it's possible to get a duke or even king to listen to you for a bit if you come offering that.
>>683742823
75kg of sugar. it was practically unheard of in medieval times and would be worth its weight in gold
>>683769783
The Aztec Empire didn't exist in 1375. The reigning power of the time had to fall to create the Aztec Empire, but it still had agreements with everyone when you'd show up.
>>683745430
Some dude will send you to your grave with an arrow while you robbed his friend, annnn you're done.
75kg of unshielded plutonium.
Fuck 'em
>>683770417
Your chances would suck if you had no way to guard your residence. Even Cortes had to guard his residence and needed both soldiers and allied natives.
>>683770505
Well if you're in the UK you don't need a king to listen to you in 1375. See:
>>683756118
The peasants already had the upper hand 6 years later, so you'd have a superior army for sure and could just take England.
NOBODY GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER
I will bring 75kg of dank mem to the realm, that should keep them from being productive
75kg of HIV so I can travel the world spreading it around and kill the human race.
I would cut my nigga in half.
Easy peasy, blueprints for a printing press. Beat the fucker Gutenberg to it. Also tutorial on how to make cheap paper, because paper was expensive as fuck.
This will make you the richest man in all the lands, by selling books to regular people. Also, with that money you could build schools and teach more people to read and write, and in turn you'll make yourself more buyers.
>>683742823
>Kg
The fuck is that? An abreviation for kages?
>>683743717
>Stacks of technical drawings of guns, engines and any other machines I can think of, plus some medical papers, and then pretend I came up with it all, then assume my status as Leonardo Davinci - Ultimate edition
Won't do shit unless they have the puddling process understood and then the Bessemer process since otherwise they wouldn't be able to produce the steel. You'd just be showing them how to build stuff they don't have the materials to build.
>>683748049
>quiver
Didn't exist back than for good reason
You'll die and here's why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
Of course, you won't watch the video since you're offended at me stating an objective fact.
75 kilos of CP. I would burry it near some known archeological site, so that the future thinks those people where sick fucks
>>683773685
>Lars Andersen
Holy shit, people actually believe this guy?
Hes been debunked more times than the 9/11 conspiracies
This has been a good thread. Now I've got to pack a just in case time travel loadout bag.
Guns lots of guns we are going to win the cursades bros, mudslims going down.
>>683773685
>when you try to be smug but your pockets are full of spaghetti
>>683745430
>basic tools to make bullets
I wouldn't go back to that time. I have tattoos, and everyone that I could communicate with would think that I am some sort of barbaric heathen, or magician.
>>683762789
>shoot an armored nigga
>get shot with thousands of arrows
>die
>>683774073
You realize there was no age of consent in that time period? Who are you hiding it from?
>>683751433
Gotta go 88 mph first
Bring my
Legendary potion smithing improved
>dragon-bone armor
>ebony short swords
>daedric bow
>morokei - unlimited magica & all my spells,duh
>My exploit enchanted amulet of Talos & all my shouts, duh.
Ring immune to disease
Ring immune to poison
By the nine I'd go fucking crazy - Gods be praised!
>>683756945
You can't immunize yourself from a bacterial infection, that's what antibiotics are for
die soon because of the lack of edible food and drink for someone of our timeperiod, also disease and shit
>>683776403
Tetanus, diphtheria, and whooping cough are all examples of bacterial diseases with vaccines you fucking retard.
>>683743515
hell yeh son
>>683776665
>lack of edible food and drink for someone of our timeperiod
You will die of stupidity way before the trip back in time
Well a few good ideas have been suggested here but I'd definitely take seeds from modern plants, or some unknown in Europe at the time, to produce food and spices. You'd have something that would quickly become very valuable for the people there.
people didnt even know about germs until the american civil war (1865), these people would hang you from a tree instantly...
1kg of diamond
74 kg of salt
The most expensive stuff in medieval times after precious stones/metal is salt so id get that, sell it all become rich, superior knowledge tells me not to go too fast on technologies else i would be seen as en heretic, but still would find a way to become filthy rich, tap all those medieval maids. Die of Cholera or black death. 10/10 i regret nothing
A gun 1kg of gold and rest ammo
>>683749130
>5 grams
>brick
5 grams is half a finger u scrub. It's really not that much
>>683780161
Not really. People weren't as hateful as they were later on, starting from the renaissance. It's much later that the witch hunts happened and so on, up until the 19th century.
