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Ok are you fucking serious? ANOTHER SECRETS THREAD...
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Gotta get that mom masturrbating with her daughters panties back. She was about to make some cash
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>>683742163
absolutely
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My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
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>>683742439
Did you let that go down? or slap it away?
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I'm in love with my best friend who is also a close friend's ex and I regularly sleep in her bed with her but I know she doesn't have the same feelings for me and I've never tried to make a move but when we get drunk together I get closer to doing something stupid.
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>>683742439
>My car's mom
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My friends's car tried to back me into the finger of my mom
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>>683742817
What your problem is is that you have made it 'something stupid' that you would do if you had the chance. Doing something childish, understandable, or playful is never stupid. So be genuine and do that instead.
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>>683742163
Seriously though those panties were tiny...
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>>683743463
>>683742163

>>683741930

she's not posting more pics but she is talking.
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>>683742062
i'm really suicidal atm and probably need a major med change but i can't tell anyone bc i've already been through all this shit to prove i'm stable enough to return to college, including getting multiple doctors to sign off that i'm ok
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i've stabbed a man who was about to rape me
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>>683743723
Beautiful...
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I killed bum who broke into my house, even though i didnt need to and it all felt like it was in slow motion.
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It disgusts me to listen to my male friends talking about what or who turns them on. Male sexuality, with the exception of my own, grosses me out. Erotic literature written by men is basically torture.
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>>683744049
This is normal. And now that youve proven youre stable... find out what you are upset with, and be ok with being upset with it, no need to lie or stop being upset. Hold on to it and let go of anything that tells you that is wrong, just find an understanding of it, then fuel good things to love about life and propagate those things.
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>>683743132
kek
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>>683744443
neat. greentext?
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>>683744781
it's not in response to anything. objectively my life is ok i guess but it's dogshit. just melancholic major depression.
no context. no reason. no reason for anything.
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I love these threads
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Had sex with a guy once.. Years ago, still have contact between eachother.. nothing awkward at all..

We are both straight and got gf's
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>>683745181
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

Yes, this world is mad. Ill tell you right now you need to take more risks than you do normally, and you need to find out what it is that you yourself is upset with. Dont accept anything, question everything.
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most nights I masturbate in front of the open window.

the window faces an apartment block. I assume people see me, but nobody has called in a complaint yet.
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>>683745071
Sure why not. Sec.
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I want to die, I lost my bestfriend. She broke up with her boyfriend of two years for me, then backed out because I was such a vengeful/spiteful person. I didn't know I was so messed up, she's the only girl I've had feelings for in like 2 years. I just want to quit, and start again.
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>>683746557

Always remember this - if a girl leaves her boyfriend for you eventually she will do the same to you, you're blaming yourself now but in time you'll realize it never mattered who you are, she would have left you either way and she will do the same to the next guy.
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>>683742439
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I'm applying to become a cop, and I'm terrified that I'm going to have to pay for the massive amounts of property damage I did in highschool with spray paint when I tell them about it during the polygraph test

>I'm a different person now>>683742062
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>>683746890
Thanks Anon, I know your right. But this one just seemed so different. Since we work together and I'm in an important position and she's not. She's quitting, and moving on.
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>>683747169
polygraph tests are really inaccurate, there's a reason they're inadmissible in court
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>>683747279

I don't want to chance it, I just want to own up to what I've done and try to show them I'm a different and honest person
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I've eaten human meat.
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>>683747169
Well, with all the loli you looked at I would be worried about that.
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>>683742062
my bf has limpdick and it's really affecting our sex life.
>been together 6 months
>haven't had penetrative sex
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>>683746890
In the entire department, everyone always said we were meant to be too. We have the exact same personality, the same interests, and almost the same life experiences. We just had a natural chemistry. We just dealt with grief/stress in different ways.
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>>683747617

Get his ass some pills, yo.
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i have counterfeitet my degree to go to College and pprobably will cheat my way throu it simply because i have the feeling that i am worth of more than a minimum wage job
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My older brother convinced me to give him blowjobs when I was 6, even after I found out and actually understood what we were doing, I kept doing it, even let him fuck me in the ass, didn't stop until he got a girlfriend when he was 20
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>>683747617
sounds like you bagged yourself a homofag
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>>683747749
but what
we tried cialis but i think it was too low a dose
can't afford viagra bc i need to buy it off dodgy dealers.
i think bf would be mortified by actually asking a doc for pills for limpdick
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>>683744049

You need to prove that "you're stable" to go to college these days? lol.....they never would have let me in.
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My boyfriend is an abusive mentally ill alcoholic with a broken dick and refuses to go to the doctor no matter how much I beg. We've been living together 6 years and netiher of us can afford to live separately. He says he hates me and is only with me because we are financially dependent on each other. I think I hate him too. Can't tell anyone about how he treats me.
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>>683747919
you could also try to reduce his porn Consumption that could be a reason for the limp dick too
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>>683747836

And now you're a faggot and he remains a closetfag.
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>>683748040
had to defer out of a year long degree bc i was sick last year
managed to convince them to let me back in but i had to get a whole lot of documentation bc college is a colossal faggot
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>>683748089
i don't think that's the issue. we're together most of the time so i don't even now when he'd have time for porn
i think it's more like a once-a-week thing for him with the amount of time we're together (/practically live together)
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>>683748071
Kill him
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>>683747169
polygraph test's are literally bullshit. They're mainly used to make criminals think it can tell when you are lying so that people confess to shit
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>>683748332
okay, than it could be a more psychological issue or really a body malfunction
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>>683747919

Is he more mortified about asking a doctor, a professional, for help with his ED, or never having sex with his girlfriend which will inevitably lead to infidelity/break-up?
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>>683748432
You're a complete retard
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>>683748071
Get out now. Just leave and do something else, move far away, go stay with family for a while, just go. Youll find a better place and a better environment. NOW.
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>>683748438
i've suggested that but he is a major chiller.
he gets a bit uncomfortable with sort of kinky talk and stuff but i he was also a good catholic boy
>>683748524
i don't want to give an ultimatum. it's certainly not pushing the relationship that far just yet and other aspects of our sex life are great which compensates.
idk, i think guys are often uncomfortable broaching that though? something about undermining their manlliness or something

and, as the other anon said, it could be pschological in which case treating it with meds isn't ideal
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>>683744266
What?
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>>683748642
Can't afford to live anywhere else without him, and because of legal reasons can't just free ball it and be homeless or shelters. I have a shitty slave wage job and because of my schedule I can't get another job. Pretty fucking trapped. Things didn't used to be so bad until he started drinking.
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>>683748884
>he was also a good catholic boy
then you have to dress up as one
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my dad jerked me off
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I get off on letting ants bite my penis.
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>>683748884

I know you don't WANT to give an ultimatum, but outside of whacky religious relationships what kind of healthy couple doesn't have intercourse? You already admitted its something of an issue. Its happened literally countless times before where when one partner isn't satisfied in the bedroom they start looking elsewhere. Fingers and tongues may be great and all, but they're just not the same. I'm sure he'd also rather take pills before wearing a strapon.
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>>683749715

Pics or it didn't happen
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>>683750089
are you dumb?
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>>683750089
Oh trust me, if there were any in my room id do it right now. Ive let guys dom me on kik before and let them make me abuse my cock. Toothpaste is fun too
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>>683750229

Do you not have ants or a camera at the ready?
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My GF came out to me about a month ago that her parents are fugitives and that she's a year older than her passport and from Taiwan not China.

Turns out her Dad as a part of a corrupt government embezzled around 10 million USD equivalent and when the scandal got out, he fled to China for asylum in exchange for government secrets and that's the reason why she has moved countries so many times.

Sure enough, she tells me Google this name in Chinese and it comes up with articles and a picture of her Dad, 20 years younger with last known whereabouts in Canada.

AFAIK they still have the money but they can only launder their money out in small amounts.
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>>683750274

So you like the stinging/tinglying?
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>>683750277
Lol that wasnt me. Kik is joeyboy1123 if you're interested.
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>>683750344
God yes
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>>683750408

So why reply then?
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>>683750318

Neat
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>>683750318
Report her and deport her
The only right thing to do here, obviously
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>>683750442

Ever tried any type of chilli? or watered down hot sauce?
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>>683749103
i left a party with a guy and he started grabbing me in the kitchen, i said stop, he continued. kept saying stop. when he entered me, i freaked out and was able to grab a pestle from the kitchen counter and hit him with it. he backed off for a sec and then charged at me. i took a knife and stabbed him in the stomach. he froze and i ran away.
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>>683742062
I love nightmares and have always wanted to be schizophrenic..
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>>683750713


What's your favourite nightmare? Or one of them?
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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>>683750570
I have. Used jalapeno seeds. It actually burned too much for me to try again
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I accidentally had sex with my gfs dad.
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>>683750829

Maybe go for something a bit weaker next time? I could see jalapeno seeds going badly
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>>683750713
>wanted to be schizophrenic
as a psychiatrist that has got to be the stupidest shit i've heard all day
just as a wouldn't wish a chronic medical illness on anyone i wouldn't wish a chronic psychiatric illness.
that's just a naive and pretty insulting comment to make, and i'm guessing it comes from a place of not really understanding what schizophrenia is
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>>683750764
I loved one where I was locked up in a prison for killing my ex and it had ghosts there. I don't remember clearly
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>>683742817
Your secret is that you're unfamiliar with interpunction.
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>>683750997

Is it because they're scary that interests you or the idea that you have no control?
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>>683750956
I like toothpaste really, and have used listerine strips. Also mouth wash. And i posted my kik in case anyone wanted to confirm/play with me
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>>683750609
Am I the only one feeling rather proud of this anon?
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>>683751069

I'm good but interesting fetish, thanks for talking to me tingleanon
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>>683751150

It's probably fake
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>>683751150
thanks, but at the moment when i freaked out it all went automatically and really fast.
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>>683751204
Tingleanon... I like it
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from some years back ive been actively looked for limbless girls on Facebook, i befriend them and i convince them to get in a relationship with me, i ve already convinced a number of them to pay me trips to where they live or somehow allow me in their intimate life; where i assume the role of a very nice , reliable and sensitive partner; and ultimately fuck them, which is my goal. Then i come back and try to look for more of them to either send me nudes or get me to where they live so i can be with them.

All of this to the side, i have a very comforting sex life where i live, with multiple partners and only one is aware of this, and is only 1/3 of the total story.
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I once burnt down a barn. They never found out who did it. I was 11.
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>>683751058
Because it feels real while I am in it
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>>683751543
nice , would fuck too
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>>683751543
How dose she wipe her ass
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>>683751618

Sup fellow arsonbro, started a 200 acre hayfield fire when I was 10 and got away as well.
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>>683751981

You can fix that with a little hot sauce. I keep some with me at all times for just such an occasion.
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>>683751957
you do that for her, is the maximum control; you could also decide not to help her and just use her.
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I want to have sex with my daughter, pic related
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>>683752022
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>>683747443
story?
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>>683752022

I don't get it
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>>683747836
therapy?
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>>683752065

You can fix that with a little hot sauce. I keep some with me at all times for just such an occasion.
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>>683752266
It's cause he got dubs
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>>683748071

>>683748642
this
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>>683752266

You can fix that with a little hot sauce. I keep some with me at all times for just such an occasion.
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>>683751543
How much push-ups can she do
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>>683749194
you can find shitty slave job anywhere

you just think that you can't move, the sick bonding between a woman and an abusive partner is a psychological case
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i have a really small dick
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>>683752755

Prove it
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>>683747169
Don't fucking talk about it than.

>Have you ever committed any crimes?
>Hell, I've jaywalked before

Just evade the fucking topic by talking about other more minor, petty shit.
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>>683752831
no
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Once I crashed an airplane into the World Trade Center got away with it
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When I was 14, I found a homemade sextape in my parents bedroom from the late 1980's. Was the first hardcore porn I saw. Every chance I got I put it in the VCR and jerked off to it. Still think it's the best porn I ever saw.
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>>683752349

I still don't get it.
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k
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I haven't had sex in almost 2 years. Girls like me and think i'm funny but as soon as one gets interested in me I fucking crumble and don't know what to do.
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My wife's best friend wants to fuck me, but don't have the heart to do it cuz of being a moral fag
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>>683752145
i do it for you and send you pictures... i am in your age I think
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>>683742062
i'm bored as fuck on /b/ and don't know why i still come on here daily
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>>683752962
Don't do it, women talk. Your wife will find out about it. Or, if you want to get rid of the latter, just go for it, life is too short.
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>>683752868

You liar your dick is average!
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>>683750318
It would be so fucking awesome if you got her family deported.

Well, in a narrative kind of sense.

>She though Anon was the one man she could trust with her secret...
>FREEEEEZE BITCH, I'M A COP!
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>>683752962
You don't need the heart to do it you just need the dick to do it
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I raped a guy
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>>683752880

Nothing better than family bonding
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>>683744266
Good, that faggot deserves worse
What happened then?
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>>683753074
5 inch might be average, but a 3.8inch girth is fucking embarrassing
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>>683753155

Liar!
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>>683753153
see >>683750609
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>>683749315
story?
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>>683752942

Just be like "ey gurl want sum fuk". Works almost every time.
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>>683752145
I want to have sex with your daughter too
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i have a 18y old daughter nobody in my family knows about... I have never met her.
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>>683753555
trips says you have to call her
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>>683753612
fuck!
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>>683752145

A fair amount of daughters at least fantasize about fucking their dads. You have a slight chance. Nice fits.
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I filmed me and my gf having sex. She made me promise to delete it immediately afterwards. I didn't.
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>>683753067
That the problem. The risk part is exciting but I know her friend will get super drunk one day and just spill everything out and there goes my kids and my family all because I couldn't keep it in my pants. But it feels good to let it out on /b/ and be judged
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>>683753555

I have countless amounts of kids. Been donating sperm and poking holes in condoms for 8 years now. My mom would probably freak. Doing what I can to preserve the master race.
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>>683753710
what a badass
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>>683753795
if you want to cheat, don't do it with somebody you or your wife know...

a stranger or a hooker is better
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>>683753795

Yeah, not worth it. Cheating assures you get raped for everything and more in divorce court.
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>>683742062
>be me, 19
>depressed as fuck with social anxiety
>gets hospitalized
>i get out, meet this 29 years old handsome man
>i become his boyfriend, everything is so nice in my life
>he's my only reason to live(it's sad i know but aren't we all?)
>fast forward i thank god I met him.
>he's becoming cold, distant, would tell me to find someone else, suspicious, would ignore me, wouldn't car if we break up
>starts hitting me at his house, car, public, everywhere
>istilllovehim.mfw
>he wants to break up for no reason at all
>i am left heartbroken, he friendzones me
>fall into depression again
>meds stop working
>i tell him I'll kill myself because the damage he did to me
>i fake my own death
>find out later he suicide too because he couldn't stand the fact that I killed myself because of him
>i cry everyday and plan my own death
>doctor appointment,cry there and tell him nothing bad happened to me just depression
>he prescribes me 5 kind of different medication
>find out he's alive
>calls me from time to time
>i want more so we can be together again
>wat do
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>>683753898
there is this Canadian movie about a guy who donated sperm and had over 100 kids or so... he met them and they made a big family reunion
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>>683754130

Did they all get drunk and some of them hook up?
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>>683754126
your boyfriend is a figment of the drugs
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I live with my gf that ive been with for many years. I am now completely in love with her best friend. I have doubts that the friend would be willing to sacrifice their lifelong friendship for me. So i am trapped.
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>>683754183
the original movie is "Starbuck" ("delivery man" is a remake)

was funny
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>>683742163
imgur album?
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>>683754373

She won't. The friend will probably fuck you, but tell your gf and fuck up your life. Women, even "friends", will screw each other over every time. Find sportfucking pussy outside your circle of friends.
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>>683754226
No, I'm taking medication for depression/anxiety and ocd.

He says we will never get together again BUT calls me from time to time, refuses me to unblock on facebook, he asks about me, my family, my work and my school....
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I have a serious fetish for small plastic horse, I love to put them in my bum. one time I couldn't get them out and had to go to the hospital, the doctor examined me and declared me stable
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I watch Brazzers porn for the cheesy acting.
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>>683754585
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>>683754126
keep yourself away from people who exploit you
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>>683754130

I saw a documentary about some chick who wanted to meet her donor, and rounded up a bunch of her half-siblings. I have a feeling I'll get a call some day down the line, I just hope its not a whole horde. No interest in meeting any right now but that may change when I'm older. The most I'm curious about is what they look like and how their lives are, but those thoughts are fleeting.
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>>683754493
bump
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>>683754682
How come he exploits me?
Also, read >>683754539 please.
I still love him, I'd do anything possible to get back at him, I should probably stop messaging him so he would feel like a hunt.
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>>683744049
Kill yourself
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I once got stabbed in the stomach by some kid I was trying to rape
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>>683754775
he has bad influence on you, that's obvious
he knows that, but still makes you think he cares about you
he does not
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I make love to my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>683754126
you're a fuckin retard lmao
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>>683754689
I think they changed the law so that there is no anonymous sperm donation possible anymore... every child has the "right" to know who is his biological father.... and receive a part of the heritage/money too...
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>>683754993
I bet it can't melt steel beams, though
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The first time i've fucked was in the age of 23 and everyone thinks i'm a playboy and that i have fucked many girls, the problem is i'm not agreeing or declining it. I just want a normal relationship.
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>>683754951
Well if he wouldn't care he wouldn't keep calling me ? It's sad because he says he has no feelings for me :( but I do.

I'm afraid to ask him for closure...

>>683755046
Can you tell me something I don't know?
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I've been with my gf for two years, and I care about her, but she has serious self esteem/ personal drama issues and I hate having to be a therapist all the time. She used to cut, but I didn't find that out until a year in (would have said NOPE if I knew earlier). I'm not sure about breaking up with her because her family likes me and I'm the only good thing in her life. Her Mom is bipolar and won't take her meds, and her Dad has Parkinson's. I'm actually worried that she might kill herself if I break up with her, and even though I care, I wonder if I'd be happier without her baggage.
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>>683755169
Hello, you just describe my life except that I'm that girl...so I can give you some advice, how can I contact you ?
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>>683754993
I thought the Amish weren't allowed to use computers?
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>>683755158
>Can you tell me something I don't know?
that you're a fucking attention whoring overly dramatic retard and if you were actually suicidal you would have already done it

i fucking dare you to actually do it or shut the fuck up because you're not suicidal
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>>683743344
My car tried to mom me in back of my friend
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>>683755152

If you are happy, don't care about others' ideas about you. You are the only thing that matters.
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>>683750999
Underrated post and underchecked trips
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>>683754918
>>683744266
lol
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>>683747378
No do it our way
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>>683745252
Who was the man an who was da bitch?
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>>683755274
Not keen on giving out my contact info on chan.
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>>683744679
this !!!
i have it too
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>>683754881
Dubs say you kill yourself instead
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>>683750825
Shut up Johnny
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>>683747636
Sounds like you both would've bored of it sooner than later.

A. She did.

B. There's too many seas full of fish to be hung up on a shrimp.
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>>683755158
there are people who need other people's misery and sorrow
it is not necesserely intentional, it can be instinctive
it could look like that they are suffering too, but they are not, they need this
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>>683755810
>he dumped me
>tells me we'll never get back together again
>wishes me a good live and we'll never talk again
>blocks me
>days later I call him
>fight.mp4
>he tells me he'll call me 3 times a week

why?
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>>683755929
>why?
because you're an attention starved imbecile and you're probably beating off to every reply you get

you've never thought about actually killing yourself once in a life it's just another great way to get people to coddle you
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>>683753123
This case sounds like he needs the balls.

TT the wife about it. She prolly knows. Maybe OK with it?
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>>683756043
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>>683755929
he has a life without you
you don't
he knows that

he is acting like he has a remorse or something
but the real thing he doesn't let you go
a break-up is painful, you must let the the other go
if you don't, you either too weak, or just simply like to see the other's misery
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This thread just filled up with little emotional cunts
Fuck off I wanna hear about some good secrets not your bf hits you because you have a broken pussy
Fucking slut
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>>683756197
hurts doesn't it, i've met a dozen like you and they all do the same shit

https://www.psychologytoday.com/conditions/histrionic-personality-disorder
http://psychcentral.com/disorders/histrionic-personality-disorder-symptoms/

ndividuals with Histrionic Personality Disorder exhibit excessive emotionalism--a tendency to regard things in an emotional manner--and are attention seekers. People with this disorder are uncomfortable or feel unappreciated when they are not the center of attention. Behaviors may include constant seeking of approval or attention, self-dramatization, theatricality, and striking self-centeredness or sexual seductiveness in inappropriate situations, including social, occupational and professional relationships beyond what is appropriate for the social context.


you're a fucking joke man, grow up
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>>683756514
Maybe because he secretly wants me back but needs some space in the same time ?

Whenever he calls me he's nice and friendly to me and cares about me way too much for an ''ex''
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>>683756937
Individuals with Histrionic Personality Disorder exhibit excessive emotionalism--a tendency to regard things in an emotional manner--and are attention seekers. People with this disorder are uncomfortable or feel unappreciated when they are not the center of attention. Behaviors may include constant seeking of approval or attention, self-dramatization, theatricality, and striking self-centeredness or sexual seductiveness in inappropriate situations, including social, occupational and professional relationships beyond what is appropriate for the social context.
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>>683756937
Omfg shut the fuck up
Kill your self or get real help fuck off
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>>683756937

Maybe he just doesn't want to be responsible for someone killing themselves
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>>683753980

I know. Wonder if she knows, and gets of on the idea of me lying to her. Or if she really trusts me.
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>>683757037
Dictionary definition of woman?
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>>683756937
no, he doesn't
he just act like he is kind and caring with you to keep you a level which is comfortable for him, so you feel loved in a situation when you are being exploited by giving your deepest emotions to someone who gives minimal response

you are obviously someone who needs therapy, because these kind of relationships needs someone to be a victim and someone who exploits the victim
and you signed for being a victim
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>>683756539
i fake depressions to get attention from girls. it triggers some nurturing instinct in them. had sex with two girls after talking to them about it.
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>>683757548
you fuck off too idiot you are truly stupid and probably even him replying to himself

Individuals with Histrionic Personality Disorder exhibit excessive emotionalism--a tendency to regard things in an emotional manner--and are attention seekers. People with this disorder are uncomfortable or feel unappreciated when they are not the center of attention. Behaviors may include constant seeking of approval or attention, self-dramatization, theatricality, and striking self-centeredness or sexual seductiveness in inappropriate situations, including social, occupational and professional relationships beyond what is appropriate for the social context.
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>>683742062
im 23 and like to meet strangers on craigslist that are 40 and older let them use me for sex
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>>683757679
Never met a girl who would find a weak depressive attractive. Call bullshit on this secret
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>>683754993
You sick fuck!!!!
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>>683757742
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I lead a double life on Kik as a girl. She has a whole history, log of pictures, et cetera, that I composed from a private Photobucket. Sometimes I post "her" Kik on the 4chan Kik slut thread to get people to message "her" and thus get attention. I use the fake camera app and a timestamp template pic to prove she is real.

I don't really know why I do it, my regular life is okay. I'm well educated, have a well-paying job, a girlfriend, a lot of friends, etc. But experiencing the prey role instead of the hunter role in social situations is kind of fun, and I don't think I'm hurting anyone.
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>>683758207
consider it fun
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>>683757548
So by ignoring him and acting cold would make him butthurt and try to re-gain me ?
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>>683758502
Individuals with Histrionic Personality Disorder exhibit excessive emotionalism--a tendency to regard things in an emotional manner--and are attention seekers. People with this disorder are uncomfortable or feel unappreciated when they are not the center of attention. Behaviors may include constant seeking of approval or attention, self-dramatization, theatricality, and striking self-centeredness or sexual seductiveness in inappropriate situations, including social, occupational and professional relationships beyond what is appropriate for the social context.
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>>683757890
not really "weak depressive", i just let it slip that i'm struggling with a few things. i don't say why. they offer help, like, "if there's anything you wanna talk about i'm here for you". on a friday or saturday night i'll text them and they come over. them putting in effort like that makes me feel good. and like i said, two times with different girls, it ended with a one night stand.
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I lost by job as an attorney over 4 months ago due to mental illness making it impossible to do the type of work I did, and my in-laws still don't know. They still think that I am working full time. Also, they have no idea I am mentally ill.
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molested. get off to it now. that is all.
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>>683758502
probably yes, temporarily
but you are not enough strong for that
and this relationship is pernicious
you should remove this person from your life forever
and this is not love, love is much better than that
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>>683758924
Individuals with Histrionic Personality Disorder exhibit excessive emotionalism--a tendency to regard things in an emotional manner--and are attention seekers. People with this disorder are uncomfortable or feel unappreciated when they are not the center of attention. Behaviors may include constant seeking of approval or attention, self-dramatization, theatricality, and striking self-centeredness or sexual seductiveness in inappropriate situations, including social, occupational and professional relationships beyond what is appropriate for the social context.
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>>683750318
Reported.
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>>683750986
But if you're schizophrenic then you can have hallucinations and shit. You don't even need to take drugs?
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>>683743383
Ty Mr Nietzsche
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>>683750986
Are you a psychiatrist?
If yes then I have to get in contact with you asap.
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When I was on deployment the person I alone shot at and killed was a guy asleep on his mat but he had his AK a few feet away from him so I was within ROE.

The secret is I'm glad I killed him, stupid faggot had bomb making supplies in his shit hut.
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>be 18, 2 years ago
>i'm just hanging around with my friend, same age
>we both look at each other and smile because last night I slept over at him and I stroked his soft cock a bit
>he knows I'm gay, he's straight as he says
>he tells me to follow him
>ok.jpg
>we get into his garden, it's a beautiful garden full of plantation, trees and all that jazz
>we get into a really tiny nice place where nobody could see us
>he tells me to sit all on my four
>do so
>he starts dry humping me
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>i do the same with him
>precum stained my trousers
>we're both rock hard about to cum
>we get up, have a drink and I go home
>never talk about this before

>tfw 2 years later he's married and has a preggo gf.

I often masturbate with the thought of me dry humping him
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If she's hot she will have many other guys all over her.
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>>683755479
Kik you retard?
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When I was younger I burnt down a derelict building
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>>683758207
Implying all girls on kik aren't the same thing? I also do this.
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