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Currently a homeschooled girl. How the fuck do I make friends. I would rate my self at least a 7. Fuck my life /b/ I'm so lonely
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I forgot to add- I don't think I'm that ugly. And I try to be as friendly as I can, and give away stuff to random people. Why can't I socialize?
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Join some sort of club?
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Ill be your friend
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Post tits
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>>683732425
>give away stuff to random people
You seem like someone who's weird but doesnt know it
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>>683732449
My parents barely let me go out, I get horrible panic attacks that leave me with amnesia so I must be accompanied. It's so bad. They don't trust a lot of people
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Why home school??? Strict ass parents?
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>>683732596
I meant like cupcakes and cookies
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>>683732614

Whereabouts do you live?
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>>683732449
This. Join a club that satisfies your interests. Let me tell you that true happiness comes from within though. You kind of have to learn to love the person you are with when you are alone. Also, post pics.
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>>683732627
I had severe panic attacks at school at the start of the second semester. So I was pulled out, but I'm being homeschooled from a program in the district
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>>683732708
Cali
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Watch what other people watch like game of thrones walking dead and breaking bad ect thatll be a talking point find a club u like then those ppl will hav something in common with u besides that remember names and always say hi with a smile. Good luck :)
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>>683732777
Trips don't lie so I would say see a medic. That sounds severe. Also post pics.
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>>683732810
I'll be your friend.
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>>683732810

you're fucked
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>>683732777
>>683732614
Thats going to be hard as fuck then, most kids dont want to put in the amount of effort to please your parents and develop trust with everyone just to be a friend with no perks. Sucks but just being truthful.
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>>683732777
I get the same shit, the worst thing you can do is avoid them. Makes them worse because you associate certain situations with anxiety
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>>683732884
I don't even like television.. I'm a giant weeaboo so I'm into anime/Japanese things
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>>683732777
ya have you been checked out? If so my best advice is to try and join some kind club. There are usually a lot of rec leagues put on by towns an cities and some specifically for teens. Helped my branch out and make some really quality friends
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>>683732298
Just give us online information and pretty much everyone will talk to you while you look for real life friends tbh
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Won't post tits but here's a pic
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>>683732810
How would you feel if some weirdo walked up to you and offered you a cookie huh? It could be filled with spit and cum for all you know!

Giving out random treats to strangers isn't going to make people like you regardless of your intentions. As for making friends well you usually make those in school so..i don't know what to tell you here.
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>>683732298
I'll be your friend if dubs
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>>683732777
First of all, nice trips. Second of all, as a way of dealing with anxiety I do some meditation. It may be something that would help you. And lastly, with the groul thing, make sure it is not a church group. Reason why is because they know how to gossip and exclude better than most groups/people.
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>>683733249
gonna need at least a time stamp
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>>683732425
Give me stuff and I'll be your friend.
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>>683733201
Yep, I go to therapy and have meds, which allowed me into the program
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>>683733204
Pretty much this.
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>>683733249
>those socks
>shoes

kek i know why op has no friends
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I'm a normal person, just got introduced to 4chan last week. So if you want to learn how to be normal 101, I can help. I should also mention I'm 19, so I'm young and hip and whatnot.
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>>683733257
Well I would start by getting to know them, and after a while offer treats. The one instance I gave stuff out to total strangers was to incoming freshman as a welcome.

Here's half my face
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>>683733309
this, come on OP don't be a fag
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>>683732810
I mean I would be your friend but you're probably a sperglord
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I'll be friends with ya. I need a good online buddy
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>>683733204
I don't have any social media
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The real question is northern or southern California OP? If southern then you could always just go to a party and make friends that way, it northern you're kinda fucked until college starts up again then you could try to make college friends.
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>>683733249
Reminds me of someone I used to know. Started with a k I think.
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>>683733309
this
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>>683733204
There is the danger of just being trapped with online friends tho. You don't want that.
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>>683733320
I'll gibe you dis dick m8
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>>683733419
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>>683733459
Op your pretty fucking cute, you dont have to have a great personality to get friends. Unless you want close friends. Just say some rabdom shit everyones shallow nowadays
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>>683733618
Am I invading on sacred ground or some shit? I'm just a new guy.
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>>683733459
would fuck/10
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>>683732810

if you're in cali are you northern or southern? When i used to live in southern cali there are some really nice places you could go to hangout and make friends
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Do you play videogames? Play games like ark and join groups in game. Playing with people can start friendships.
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>>683733459
>>683733543
Abandon thread, this is bullshit. No way a hot little chink would be on 4chan asking for help to make friends. Dont be fucking retarded b/ros
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Goin on 4chan /b/ is a shitty way to ask for advice op
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>>683733753
is this b8? if you're actually that new you should probably just leave now. /b/ has seen better days
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>>683732614
it's probably your parents that have caused you to have those panic attacks, by disallowing you to the outside world.

If you can't get out and join clubs, if you can't get out at all and brave these panic attacks then how do you ever expect to make friends?

Step 1) Master the panic attacks
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>>683733835
this
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>>683733776
this anon wants to rape you
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Does this count? I've been crying so I'm embarrassed to show my face..
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>>683733753
you do not need to be in /b/ for your first week bro
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>>683732298
I'm sorry your parents are jerks
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>>683733933
I want to rape you
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>>683733249
>>683733459

Huh... It never occurred to me that hispanic people ever get panic attacks. I assumed that was strictly a white person thing...
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>>683733776
Almost same advice I gave, honestly southern cali is so easy to find people to hang out with.
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Am 22. did homeschool/continuation from junior to senior year/ graduated.

MY ADVICE AND BIGGEST REGRET. GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SCHOOL AND STICK THRU IT. HOMESCHOOL ISNT WORTH IT FAM
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>>683733862
All I have are you guys..
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>>683733419
4Chan tends to ruin a lot of peoples perception of things, in my opinion
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>>683733419
I knew people still used hip! I fucken knew it!

>>683733459 well that's nice. You didn't spit in the mix didya? What do you think caused your severe panic attack?
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>>683733869
Not bait, I'm just trying to help. It's not like I'm posting in a fur thread or loli, etc. I'm not that far gone.
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>>683733999
Trips confirm, anon is going to rape another anon
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>>683733778
I don't know of any gaming/anime clubs around here ;-;
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>>683732298
>>>/soc/
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>>683733942
nice lips. norcal? I know a church group, and if not that a school that supports homeschooling and you can go to center classes like 1-3 times a week if you want, it's modeled after college so you can just go to whatever classes work for you. It's called CORE camptonville academy, check it out sometime.
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>>683733942
guys it's time to take her seriously
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>>683733942
just go to the mall or something,plenty of people your age
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>>683734001
I'm Filipino actually
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>>683733459
Native?
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>rate myself at least a 7
Okay buddy, you'll have no problems finding someone to befriend.
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>>683734003
just moved here to southern cali earlier this year met some pretty cool people just trying to go out to the mall or just doing casual stuff outside
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>>683733999
>>683734088
don't threaten me with a good time
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>>683733942
Is that dx from that hatsune Miku dx game? Shits hard man.
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>>683732298
If youre really desperate you can play online games and get online buddies.Popular/fun shit like cs:go, league of legends, overwatch
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>>683734196
>Majora's Mask

Just fucking marry me already you sexy cunt
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>>683734193
Would be nice if my parents let me outside
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TITS OR GTFO
It's the rules for a reason, you attentionwhoring bitch.
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>>683734016
School isn't a place for smart people, Morty.
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>>683733419
Eat shit, newfag.
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>>683734081
>I'm not that far gone
oh, you will be...when I came here I thought I'd never go to fluffy threads. this starts you on a path to degeneracy, leads you to discovering your deepest, darkest desires and then gives you a source for viewing them on a daily basis. Just continue with your normie life, there is no light to be had here.
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>>683732298
Post pics
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>>683733942
Unfortunately OP has ignored probably the best advice of this thread, needing to know a location in California because the northern and southern halves are completely different in their social behaviors.
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>>683733869
Does this mean I should leave and run for the hills? I'm only on this page or whatever because it's the one my friend said was funny.
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>>683733835
Agreed, OP is a big fat phony.
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>>683734293
Shoe on head or are you a huge faggot anon?
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>>683732298
Do livestreams of popular games. Get donations, make friends and earn money
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>>683734247
Another vocaloid fan!? ️ I've cosplayed Miku before
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>>683734292
just tell them you dont like being a social outcast,and its healthy to interact with people,bs them for some reason to go out
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Op are u bi?
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>>683734270
My pc is shit
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>>683734438
read this
>>683734413
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pandapancak3?
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>>683734278
Th-thanks sempai
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>>683734413
Pfft fluffy abuse is your deepest darkest desire? I bt you like white bread too.
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>>683734518
So is league of legends
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>>683732298
I'm always looking for more people to talk to. If you posted some sort of contact info I'd love to talk. *shrugs*

More generally though, if you have bad panic attacks, I'd recommend trying to meet someone online and getting to know them and then meeting them in person when you're close.

Joining clubs and stuff is also just an excellent way to make friends. Depending on what brings on your panic attacks, I'm not sure if that'd be a good idea for you right now though.
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>>683734549
Hey! I'm a huge vocaloid fan. My waifu is GUMI :heartpulse: I love everything vocaloid! (Including NSFW :wink:) Favorite song, hands down, in Nou Shou Sakuretsu Garu/Spinal Fluid Explosion Girl. I have an ever growing figure collection. I love cosplay. I'm a giant weeb.

I'm about to go to college, and I'm Filipino. Nearly 18, female cisgender bisexual. Dank meme enthusiast. I'll always follow back (=゚ω゚)ノ

Will post art sometimes. Maybe even singing.....?

Snapchat: phillypanda
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Weebs make friends quicker than you think doe so you wont find it that hard if you just look for it ;3
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>>683734413just came from loli thread can confirm
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>>683734432
San Jose~ sorry I thought I replied. My hands are shaking from typing since I've never had this much socialization
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Lived in Japan from 3 - 6. Homeschooled until 2nd grade, and then again in Middle School. Would advise you to try getting back to public school, or maybe a private school if public school has too many people. Try to find people who like anime, games, etc. Can be hard, but normally when you find one, there are more.
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>>683734499
Yes!
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>>683734518
League will run on a toaster. You'd be fine.
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>>683734593
>*Shrugs* kek
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>>683734556
I wouldn't say deepest darkest desire, but I was just giving an easy example


and I do like white bread, with extra chunky peanut butter and nutella
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Kik?
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>>54489588
Thanks >>683733942
Marry me
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>>683734413
Oh fuck, that's terrible. I should probably make a break for it then. I don't know what you call them, but the other pages or whatnot are there better ones? This place seems like it has some chill people.
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>>683734196

Yeah, but Filipino genetics are Spanish genetics.

But Filipino panic attacks makes sense, yeah. All the Filipino girls I've known have been total head-cases, some were downright sociopathic.

Okay, I'm relieved. Hispanics still confirmed immune to panic attacks. Whew. All is right with the world.

I should probably be giving you advice. I would suggest you go to counseling or therapy to deal with the panic attacks. Unless there was a legitimate reason you were afraid to go to school (bullies, niggers, etc)...?
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>>683734549
Oh my god how did you jnkw
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>>683734642

ITT: WHITE KNIGHTS , NO TITS POSTED. SAGE
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>>683734210
Assuming this is OP, you're 19. Check out SB parties if nothing else, easy way to make some temp friends that can introduce you to better ones. If nothing else you seem to have an interest in gaming and stuff like that so you might want to check out some local game stores; SoCal Comics, theres a pc gaming places down here I think it starts with an E.
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>>683734593
Well I have a snapchat. Some anon posted jt
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>>683734476
That's cool, i wouldn't say a fan but I like the games I've played so far and some songs are crazy catchy. Luvurrrratory is pretty great.
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>be girl
>go to bar
>wait
>get free drink and unlimited male "friends"
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Tits or gtfo
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>>683734755
I didn't have bullied but there were niggers. I just couldn't enter campus without feeling like death
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>>683734888
trips demand
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>>683734751
just depends on your interests. I like /co/ (comics and cartoons) /sci/ (science and math) /x/ (paranormal) and /wsg/, which is for work safe gifts/webms, the ylyl threads are funny and there are lots of interesting threads. I just browse /b/ out of habit man, but yeah there are much better boards on 4chan
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>>683734332
You were a "newfag" at one point. Chill out.
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>>683734196

Hey, what's that heart-shaped thing on your necklace?

I just saw a 3D carving of that in a "show pictures of your rooms" thread.
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ITT: /soc/, cancer and whiteknights

sage,

fuck off gook OP, commit sudoku
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>>683734760
lol i just reverse image searched your profile picture, you should be more careful about which photos you use on public websites, it's very easy to find a lot about someone

but the response tells me at least that it's actually you, not just some hairy basement dweller posting pictures of a girl he found online lol.
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>>683734795
Whoever posted that is not me
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>>683734196
You in the Bay Area? We ought to hang out.
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>>683734708
You chauvinistic pig
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>>683734954
kinda r00d there d00d
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>>683732298
Mmk you Hikikomori. Best way to make friends is to just make a YouTube channel and be autistic there. Then be a normal patron of the bs society we live in and you automatically get a free friend when you give up your dreams.
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>>683734870
Am not 21 yet. I want an actual friendship, not based on drinking/sex/whatever
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>>683734642
If you are in Sj that means youre in mid cali, check out San Francisco. or Chico. Idk if its still decent but Chico state used to be a great place to meet people.
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>>683735005
oink oink baby.
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>>683734954
>Sudoku
Kek
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You're condemned to be awkward forever. Make friends online.
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>>683732298
>Get a rock
>Put googly eyes
>Friend for life if well kept
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>>683734951
Majora's Mask
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>>683734951
Are you fucking dumb? Or do you just not care about Zelda
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>>683734954
I wish I did anon. :<
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>>683732777
in the same boat (not panic attacks, but schooling within the district) the one I'm at is a godsend and is a big reason I'm not failing classes and haven't killed myself yet
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>>683735124
Stop trying to turn me on, it's working.
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>>683735161
Seriously considering this
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>>683734930
I'm just kinda a floater, only real interest is socialising, I play a few video games casually and watch movies like Star Wars and shit. Maybe go to parties and shit. This place just really isn't for me. Thanks for trying though!
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You are a pretty attractive person and you live in Cali you would probably have no trouble making friends. But you shouldn't come to 4chan its not the best option just sit down with your parents and ask them if you can make friends or go to a public school
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>>683733249
>>683733942
>>683735072
Post feets plz
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>>683735134
Welcome to the Internet
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>>683735249
Works great
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>>683735242
I'll work you like a starving Filipino prostitute works a greasy middle aged man in a back alley
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>>683735072
We are your new friends now anon. You'll always be back now
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I've thought about making YouTube videos or live streaming but... I wouldn't know what to talk about besides weeb stuff or buffalo wings idk
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>>683735161
And it can't say no. Literally perfect.
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Seems the idiots are out in force tonight.
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>>683732298
do you play any games? you could join my discord group, we're pretty friendly there
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>>683734951
i cant tell if this is some seriously intricate bait or not
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>>683735407
DARLING!
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>>683735284
I don't even watch Star Wars but I saw a cute video earlier https://youtu.be/6PomOsYxpzY
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>>683734695
Me n my gf Are looking for another girl with similar tastes we want a gf or a friend idk were from the bay
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>>683735284
Try going to a public school, and if youre into weeb shit, you could go to cons, there are a bunch of those in cali
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feet plox
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>>683734476
post your snap
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>>683735383
thats enough to get views and youtube money
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Yall are bunch of faggots
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I stopped watching anime, all of them dont seem interesting no more
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>>683735383
You have anymore chun-li cosplay? Well it looks like you have one friend so that's a start.
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>>683735465
Don't care it's fun
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>>683735538
Why though
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>>683732298
Post a pic with timestamp, btw if you are an asian nigger you should end your life
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>>683734922
>I just couldn't enter campus without feeling like death

Yeah, I felt like that all through college, and when I quit and worked at various jobs.

If you're clever, you should find a way to make money from home (working online, selling things, etc.). Then, you can afford your own apartment and get the hell out of your parents' house.

Once you turn 16, they can't legally force you to stay. You don't even have to stay enrolled in high school. And... just between you and me... nobody (and I mean NOBODY) ever checks to see if people actually graduated from high school or not.

If you want to go to college for some reason, you can just take the GED tests.

Start thinking of an exit strategy, kid. The sooner you leave your parents' house, the sooner you can live your own life.
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>>683735498
Uhhh, I'm the "newfag" everyone is roasting. I goto a public college already though. And I'm not a weeb.. I saw like two animes in all my life and it was pretty meh.
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>>683732676
You bake them yourself? What kinds? Are they really sweet?
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>>683735494
I'm glad to see muk is Safe at least.
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>>683735620
Timestamp was awhile back bro
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Excuse the ugly legs and cut on toe
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>>683735601
No one is asking for tits
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>>683735487
I was told explicit instructions to not click links. I'm just gonna avoid that untill given an all clear. :)
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>>683735620
What part of europe are you from faggot
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>>683735698
Well I've done everything from chocolate to marble to rainbow and red velvet, as for cookies I've done with nuts and different kinds of morsels (i love caramel :3)
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>>683735735
Yes! Thank you OP, 10/10 would creep.
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>>683735498
I tried but I'm broke and as I have reiterated, my parents don't let me out much
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>>683735383
Girl talking weeb shit while playing games will go fucking gangbusters on twitch
especially if you don't come across as an attention grabbing whore like 90% of the female streamers
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>>683735811
Good advice, in most cases.
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>>683735811
Oh okay sorry :< it's just YouTube tho so hopefully it's not bad
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>>683735735
Post butt? Underwear would be great. You're pretty cute and my dick is feeling funny at the moment
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>>683735718
There was no timestamp with tits tho
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>>683732298
ill add you on steam if you want to chat, or battlenet or LoL if you play those.
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Testing
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>>683732298
Just talk to people with similar interests, your making things harder than they seem op
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Post a ass pic
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>>683735467
You sir, win.
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>>683735976
Don't have steam, PC is shit. All I have is snapchat
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>>683735735
Can you do write the Date on your feet?
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>>683735980
Here you gooo~~
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>>683736103
drop your Snapchat


I triple dog dare ya
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What is it
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I like how everyone is being polite and encouraging and not demanding tits.
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>>683732614
congrats you're the female jun. what are your hobbies? that could be a decent place to start
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>>683736103
what's your snap? would love to talk. I've been pretty lonely past few weeks
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>>683736181
shut up faggot.
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>>683736103
you don't need a good computer for steam.

>acquire steam
>play video games
>attract harem of beta's who want to marry you
>????
>profit
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>>683736181

Yeah, what the hell... this sure isn't 2010 /b/ anymore.
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>>683735951
Not your fault, I'm just new here. Taking those precautions.
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Well OP you have 68 desperate guys here all fighting for your attention so at least you have that going for you
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>>683735735
Gonna need since toes.
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>>683736242
A faggot calling another faggot a faggot
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>>683735383
Hmmmm seems kike you already have a friend, follow her to her friends and expand your friendships.
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My pics keep getting rotated when I upload.. Idk why
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>>683736170
fernandobgomes hu3
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>>683736393
Wait fml it's the 11th my bad
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>>683735962
When did this become a cringe thread?
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>>683736303
Kek
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>>683736393
It's what phones do sometimes when posting images up. No idea why.
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>>683736411
what the fuck is that
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>>683736364
wrong post bud.

>>683736429
when the op was a shy internet waifu
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>>683736429
As soon as you started posting m8. Get fucked.
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My snapchat is phillypanda :3
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>>683734196
honest opinion. you seem like a bit of an autist. by that i mean its very obvious you spend too much time on the internet. you have potential, believe me.

maybe start by going to class a little drunk. not wasted, but have like 2 shots just so you feel like you can talk more. i mean ive never done that but im usually an autist around people i dont know unless i have some alcohol in me. its like, the only reason i can get my dick sucked.

anyway, youre ok looking. its kind of obvious youre manipulating your angles with your selfies but thats ok because most girls do. this is the best advice i can give you. also, make a tinder.

do you have any social media i could follow you on also or na
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>>683733249
>>683733459
You're super cute OP. Would do inappropriate things to you.

Give it time, you'll get friends as soon as your out of the house.
Home schooled kids always have it a little rough. I met a ton in college. 90% of them got over their depression once they started the dorms.
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>>683736411
Can someone confirm
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>>683736393
Now i accept you!
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>image.jpg or png or whatever
>so many fools taking this seriously
I hear an animal that goes "riddit, riddit"
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>>683732810
Show me a picture of your hair.
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>>683736386
She doesn't talk to me even if I initiate the conversation ;-;
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>>683736540
confirm
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>>683735847
Any recipes? Make anything with peanut butter?
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>>683736645
I LOVE REDDIT
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>>683735893
What concerns do you think they have?
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>>683736543
I have considered the fact I may be autistic.

I could go to class drunk.. IF I WASNT HOMESCHOOLED

also I have snapchat only, read the goddamn posts
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>>683736574
that's not really op lol
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>>683736753
B8 in a b8 thread
B8ception
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>>683736811
But that's me :<
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>>683735847
What are the responses you get? For your gesture of giving the cookies and cupcakes and how good do they taste?
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>>683736807
ok bb...
and wow, homeschooling, huh? sucks man.

anyway, tinder. seriously. say youre looking for friends, you WILL make them. make an instagram too you fucking hermit.
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>>683736994
I've been told it's super sweet that I'm doing that~ (personality wise, but since the goods are made from scratch they're super yummy
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>>683737018
What do I do with Instagram? I'm serious I don't know what to do with instagram
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>>683736701
Doesn't sound like a friend to me OP.
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>>683733753
>new guy
newfag doesn't even newfag
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>>683737141
literally just download the app, make account, post selfie.

follow random hot guys you meet on tinder. its THAT easy. jesus fuck man
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>>683734930
>make friends by browsing 4chan
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>>683732425
Don't give away stuff, that's dumb. Just be a normal person. Show us your tits
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>>683736540
>>683736705
>implying
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>>683736393
More feet, do you have stockings or knee highs?
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>>683737209
>uses the term newfag
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>>683737141
I think instagram is for selfies and pictures of food, ass and titties.
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Awww sweet ur an otaku like me! Hey so listen when i moved to a new town i was having the same problem as you. Every time id talk to someone id just start shaking, still do. Just try to get experience so u can level up this ability :) you will proly end up the quiet one but thats ok go for the mysterious type and when u do speak it will be on something imortant or show your character just like those anime characters. Itll be hard but keep remembering names saying hi and smiling you will do pretty well with just that
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>>683737300
Did it myself phillypanda is hers
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>>683737209
I don't "newfah" because I'm not a faggot unlike the rest of you.
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>>683737397
Fag*
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>>683737387
gonna need OP to post a time stamped pic with her sc pl0x
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>>683733942
Well fuck me. OP is not a faggot.

(no real need to post tits in this situation)

Real talk: you're in the Bay Area? Look up a Rationalist meetup. They're a friendly little ... I dunno, cult? They're friendly and incredibly autistic and they'll be friends with you.
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i dated a homeschool girl once, turned her into a monster. shes a mega-slut now
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>>683737377
whatever you do, DO NOT listen to this guy

please
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>>683732298
if you want, I can come over and show you a good time, with my ding starring as mr punch.
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>>683734476
>has a snapchat
clearly you have some friends just get closer to them and make friends with their friends
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>>683737480
Sounds hot, pics?
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Dubs makes my Instagram user!! Will post my sock pics and selfies there, I hope you guys will follow me ^.^
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why is everyone being a bully
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>being this much of attention whore
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>>683737574
I don't have any people I snap with :/
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OP just show your butt already
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>>683737668
im not, I just want to fuck her brains out :}
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>>683737668
Ikr
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>>683736876
I'm a dumbass who hadn't read the thread. Jaded from too many fakes, I see you posted a timestamp now.

If I lived nearby, you sound like the sort of person I'd be mates with. Since I live on the other side of a rather large puddle of water, I'd suggest falling in with the Rationalists instead, half of them seem to live in the Bay Area.
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>>683732298
Anon, I'm in the exact same situation. My parents never let me go out because they're convinced I'll be murdered/raped/robbed and I live in a tiny town with nothing to do.

I love playing basketball and volleyball but there's no girls or mixed teams around here, just boys teams. Last time I had a actual friend was in sixth grade right before I starting doing digital school. Kms.
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>>683737729
No! >:(
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>>683734642
Add me on snapchat! Always down for anything: xscenex
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>>683737820
samefagging there bro...
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>>683737578
i do, but im not the type that would post a girls pic that i slew on 4chan. it's kinda mean
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>>683732298
Just get a job if your so desperate i mean i part time job like at a fast food joint you can make many friends there tbh and if your parents say anything make some crap up like it would be good for me and I could help the family with the extra income
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>>683737397
>I'm not a faggot unlike the rest of you.
wow what a faggot
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>>683737864
Why not? Just a peek. I won't tell anyone.
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The panic attacks are what's making your life difficult. Do yourself a favor, find the nearest biofeedback office and get cured in a month or two. You look not only not ugly, but even kinda hot. You probably just lack normal social skills which you'll easily acquire once you're able to go out of the house.
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>>683737503
Why not though? He's an obvious autist but at least he's found a way to work around his autism.
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>>683737874
You faker >.> I would post it's just I'm going to put it in the instagram
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>>683733753
Kill yourself
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>>683732298
Post your snapchat, we'll be friends with you.
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>>683737879
I literally just got a job helping 1st graders with their homework
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>>683733249
thread yesterday about a guy and his younger cousin playing with playdoh
all we saw of the cousin was a foot in those same socks

are you the cousin of playdohman?
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>>683738192
>helping 1st graders
>job

pick one
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>>683737923
Says the guy who probably sits at a computer his whole life reminiscing about how he could have spoken up and not have been a pussy through out his life so he could have some real friends instead of lurking on a chat board all day.
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>>683732298
Post tits here. We're not friends, exactly, but you'd be a quiet internet celebrity ;)
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>>683738266
wow what a faggot
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>>683732298
Ouch. I used to be homeschooled too. Had a lot of trouble socializing when I started attending public schools. Shit is rough.

Don't expect to always make freinds with the people you'd like to. And steer clear of people who put on an act of any kind. Fake people make the worst freinds.

Social skills are skills like any other-- you have to practice to get better. It's just going to be a little cringey and uncomfortable improving your game
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>>683737879
actually good advice right here. if you dont have a school to make friends at, make em at work. and this chick could clearly make friends as hot as she is. its like you dont even need a personality.
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Make a tumblr to edgy for 4 Chan
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>>683738331
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing here arguing with people like you. Do you ever realize what the fuck you're doing with your life? Memeing your life away is a pretty sad way to live.
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>>683738479
wow what a faggot
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>>683734888
Fucking checked.

Trips demanded tribute.
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>>683738192
Ah well in that case I'm sorry but your shit out of luck haha :
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>>683738266
>>683737397

wow what a faggot
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>>683738524
Sorry, Daddy. ;(
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I feel really bad for taking the bait. Reading the entire thread before you reply should be a global rule.
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>>683738260
It's an after school tutoring service
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>>683738192
how you gonna meet 20 something yr olds when youre teachering 1st graders? youre exposed to
>1. children
>2. hella old people
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>>683738256
No I got those socks at Target
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>>683738479
lol fag
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#k12onlineschool
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>>683738742
It's the only job my parents let me have. I applied to many fast food/retail places actually
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>>683738822
What's wrong with your parents?
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>>683732298
You want real advice here you go: everyone here is a dumb faggot including me for being here, but slowly start doing things you see that you like. Like if you want to get good at talking to people, talk to everyone you encounter. Cashiers, waiters, whatever just say nornal things to spark a little convo. Doesnt matter whatits about, it will get you comfortable with interacting socially so you wont be as much of a insecure socially retarded weeb like 90% of /b/.
>tl;dr
>push yourself out of your shell
>nothing can ever change without sacrifice
>sacrifice your shy weeb dignity
>profit
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>>683738822
It's a fine job, it's just not gonna get you friends.
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>>683738774
The laws of the land say that if I stop replying I lose the argument and you guys jack yourselves off and cum on your gothic clothing, yeah?
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>>683738888
Asian parents. Nice quads btw~
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>>683738945
You really are new, huh?
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>>683732298
I will be your friend you will need no other friend other than me because I'm such a good friend
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>>683738811
I don't do K12 but I do FLVS, anyone else? It's really easy to cheat and that's pretty much the only reason I'm passing tbh.

>>683738822
I know how you feel, my parents won't let me get any job - even if I tell them I'll give them my paycheck.
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Y'all don't care about a timestamp anymore? Really? Seriously?
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>>683738945
Kill yourself & stream it
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>>683738900
Would sacrifice my dignity IF I HAD ANY HAHAHA.. :<
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>>683738945
haha what kind of theory is that, faggot? you like it in the butt, bro?
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>>683739020
You thought I was kidding?
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>>683739030
Aw ️
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>>683732298
Download KIK messenger app.
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>>683739004
I assumed Asian parents would want you to be getting out there and setting yourself up for the best job you can get.

Also cheers, I didn't even notice the quads.
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>>683739048

time stamp here:
>>683733942
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>>683738945
abandoning thread is ok, but never stop replying. its a sad day when someone teaches you something
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>>683739107
no. this will make her more autistic you fucking sperg
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>>683739048
She's literally posted two.
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>>683739072
Nah, sorry. The sissy thread is elsewhere. :)
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>>683739141
Wasn't that the idea?
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>>683739067
Just do it fag lol dont think, just act. You'll thank this stupid random black hole of a /b/oard once your life changes
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>>683739140
What is abandoning a thread?
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>>683739182
stick it in my butthole, man
make it fuckin poopy, man
make it stink!
oh you bastard!
hell yea, man
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>>683739365
??? You lost me.
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>>683739046
Yeah google is pretty ez to use lol
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I don't know about the rest of you guys but I'd be jumping at the chance to friend this person. Everyone I know in real life are complete normies, and having a qt weeb femanon as a friend would be a breath of fresh air.
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>>683739553
same.
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>>683739553
yeah but hot otaku chicks are too busy drawing yaoi in their room under the covers
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>>683739553
Yeah, all my friends are always working or doing something. I'm too poor to hangout with any of them.
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Get kik as that's quite good as you can join groups and there's tons of anime and other weeb shit ( I am a weeb but I know allot of its shit)
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>>683739141
>>683732298
Okay, how about joining a forum? She already said that whatever she does she isn't allowed to go outside. She either sneaks out and comes back before they notice, because talking with them won't work. Or she finds friends online, like through forums or social media.
>>683739553
She can't be friends with any of us. We can only help her find friends.
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>>683739864
>She can't be friends with any of us. We can only help her find friends.

Why though? How come we're stuck prepping the bull instead of marking territory ourselves?
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>>683739864
online friends cant be compared to having real life friends. and it would probably be more socially detrimental than being homeschooled
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>>683733942
OP one day you will go to college, it's the best place to make friends. Getting a job should help you, I guess you can work few hours a week, after homeschooling.

You have anxiety/panic attacks, you should visit a therapist. I'm not saying that you are 'psycho', but maybe you have some not solved issues from your past and that's why you have those attacks. Good psychotherapy should help you. Maybe you will have to take some medicines for a short period of time, to help your brain calm down.
And you are really pretty, I have no idea why so many pretty girls are very insecure about themselves.
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