Make 1 wish
other anons make conditions for your wish
e.g. i wish for $1,000,000
anon says "in Zimbabwe currency"
I wish I could control electricity and shoot out lightning bolts!
you receive a $2 cheeseburger
but it doesn't fill the void inside you
>she left you and she's never coming back
you wake up one night, bleary eyed and for a few beautiful seconds you grasp the empty pillow beside you, imagining that she's in the bathroom and she'll be back to bed soon so you can hold her.
>but she's not coming back
You don't actually get better at anything. Everyone else simply gets worse. The world is sent back to the middle-ages as technicians forget how to run utility plants and the world loses electricity/clean water.
I wish that I could tell just before I made a mistake (like hitting thumb with hammer or making a bad business deal) that I would get a temporary twitch in the little finger of my left hand that would go away once the danger is past.
Granted, but now they basically do the same thing, accept they call them 'hilbjewarlbgiggles' instead, which no one can pronounce, so they stutter whenever they say it and generally sound completely retarded.
you do, but only in online MMORPG's with no more 'official' servers supported that are overrun with 10 year olds. Alternatively, only in minecraft. Alt - Alternatively, only with black powder single shot firearms.
>> I hilbjewarlbgiggles to be constantly *uncomfortably stoned.
I hilbjewarlgibbles that my genital herpes would either disappear or spread to everyone so I ain't gotta worry bout that shit anymore and finally fuck without a condom or get a handjob with a glove
OK - but only with car parts sourced from the former soviet union.
Granted, but only after OP stops being a fag
You have no freedom of thought or action so that peace can easily be maintained by the government, and you are only equal in the sense that all of humanity is suffering equally.
Become god of my own mid sized pocket dimension
I wish to have my brain put inside an android body so I may live forever as my brain is slowly replaced by cybernetics, from then on I would collect all of the knowledge of mankind and after the collapse find a cave and power down until the end of time or something/someone finds me.
>Granted, but it's not nice in the sense that it looks nice, and instead it can talk, is sentient, and only ever speaks words of praise so cheesy they make you want to barf.
every wish you make or grant costs you a limb and when you run out of limbs you start losing vital organs which you cannot grow back or replace with wishes (your own or anyone else's) and this condition cannot be removed by subsequent wishes (your own or anyone else's).