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SECRETS THREAD
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I like food.
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>>683720384
I don't know why I still frequent /b/ when most of its current material either disgusts or disinterests me.
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>>683720384
I used to shoot at people from the woods with a bb rifle
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I really really want to fuck my sister.
Pic related.
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I'm a closet furfag.
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I ruined an old friends marriage.
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>>683720384
I killed my ex because the bitch took all my money
I burried the body here
32.5899530 -83.6476870
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>>683720384
i suffer from daily panic attacks but hide it from everyone
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>>683721042
i would too....right in the ass....
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>>683721467
I think OP is a fag, but I don't want him to know...
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>>683721627
Im glad Im not the only one lol
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>>683721467
>>683721684
Not sure why I had your post linked lol
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>>683721489
Omw
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Ive helped 3 exs get fucked by a friends dog
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>>683720384
My best friend and I were 11 years old, his sister was like 9 or 10. He dared me to show her my penis. We got into a closet, I showed her, and he laughed
>Anon, it looks like a J! XDDDD
That was the first time I ever considered suicide.
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Too far to be worth my effort
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I need a hug.
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>>683721886
she*
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>>683721684
Anon is right
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I need a hug. Anybody wanna circlehug?
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My friend thinks I stole his girlfriend and married her. The truth is she dated him to get his banking info and we're going to clean him out and run to a non extradition country. Me and her have been married the whole time. The summbitch never should have broke up me and his sister.
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>>683720384
I am a Nymphomaniac
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A lot of people think I'm stupid and have no plans for the future but I'm getting 90% in all my classes and planning on getting into medical school. It's mostly a secret because no one even asks about me anymore, they all assume I just dropped dead off the face of the earth.
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>>683720384

Hey there! Emperor of Earth here; how's everyone doing tonight? I hope at the very least you bunch have been fucking cooking properly.

Any content requests? I have a pretty big collection.
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I paid a hot heroin addict $100 to suck my cock. I eventually fucked her twice. I'm married.
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I want to start taking hormones
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>>683722883
Oh, you want some test to start making gains, bruh? :^)
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>>683721886
Another story
>around the same time, actually earlier that year
>for the record, this was in Oklahoma
>His smoking hot cousin of the same age is visiting for a weekend
>I get to stay the night over because best friends
>X says that we're gonna touch her but once she's asleep
>"Haha, sounds good. Gee golly X, she sure is cute."
>It's time
>We sneak into his sisters room
>I discover my love of ass because she sleeps heavily
>didn'tevencareaboutpussy.jpeg
>Look over
>X is touching his sister
>Instant discomfort
>They start to wake up so we sneak back into his room
>Today X is a pot smoking faggot who still has a thing for his siblings
Needless to say, once I moved out of Oklahoma we stopped talking.
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>>683721946
I'm only 30 minutes from there
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>>683721878
greentext that shit
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Getting ready to go for the highest score it will be epic!
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>>683723476
Should some of us not go to school tomorrow?
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Lied to my first grade teacher when 9-11 happened and told her m grandma worked in the WTC. No idea why I did that. Never told the truth either, she's probably dead now though.
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>>683723052
Oh yeah I wanna to make all kind of gainz to get a c cup :^)
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i incested with my sister a bit for a few years

mostly just feeling her stinky stinky stinky pussy (i had no idea) and mushing her flab-tits around my dick

she was complicit in it - she wasn't too interested in my dick but she let me mess with her boobs while she held my dick. no meant no. no weird forcey shit like that.

but she's converted it into her head as an adult as something that I did to her and she's a "victim" now

lied to her about it when she wanted to talk about it, basically skated around the whole thing when i realized she had completely packed away her own participation in it. pretended to be nice with her for awhile before letting her drop off the face of the earth again (we never liked each other but I've always been way smarter than her so I just let her steer herself around)

sorry you wanted to hold my big fat one. you slept in the same bed as me every single time for a longggg time. glad i never actually strickly dan stuckled you, man would i have been life-over fucked
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I had my first gay hook up ever last night, at age 35.

I could only get hard when he was blowing me, lost it every time I tried to stick it in his ass, eventually realized I wasn't gonna come, let him jerk off onto me, cleaned up, and went home.

No longer curious. Sticking with girls from now on.
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>>683723476
Kill yourself
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In my old room, I used to dribble piss on the floor in the corner or wherever was convenient. Once I took a full blown piss right in the corner.
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I posted an ad on CL as a CD looking for guys to suck off. One BBC has me scared, but I'm thinking of trying it.
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>>683723566
How else are you going to get an education if you don't?
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>>683723657
C-C-Conner...??
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>>683723875
Could get educated in not dying :^)
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>>683723746
After you nigga and your momma..
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If I see an hairy man 40+ with a big cock I turn into a total submissive whore.
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>>683724059
To late it's all part of life it's your destination
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>>683723700
Got it out of your system. Maybe try a trap next time
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>>683724016
No but I'm sure I'm not the only one. Feel bro's hard dick, feel gross about it later, pretend you never wanted to in the first place. it's the incest version of pretending to have never been interested in that guy you blew for months.
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I cheated on my friend's girlfriend when we were 14 and now they're married
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>>683720384
Witnessed a rape when I was 12 and did nothing about it, told nobody either

It was some hood rat from the neighborhood. Her name was Michelle she was my age. She let me feel on her little nubs tits few times. Grab her ass. She would wear short shorts all the time.

I was walking home from school. Cut through an area behind some tennis courts. There were three homies/ese's standing there. I heard a girls voice grunting 'no! Stop!" Then, "shut the fuck up!"

I got close and saw her laying on the dirt while this older guy from the neighborhood was fucking her. He must have been about 18, 19 I don't know his real name, but his gang name was joker. The other guys were watching, waiting for their turn.

They look at me. I look down and kept walking.

I never told anybody. She was a fast girl. I had my first French kiss from her. Felt her little tits. Fingered her. Guys in the neighborhood would always go to her house because her dad was locked up and her mom worked. I never saw her after that rape happened

The guys that did it, joker and another guy there got killed in front of a liquor store a few months later. The other two got locked up later on in life and hopefully are still in there.
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>>683722869
how regretful of a wife do you have, does she even move your dick
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>>683724291
sorry nigger i dont believe in destiny
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>>683722428
i wish i had that not bad pic of the kid with his thumbs up saved..
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>>683722428
So...to get revenge on him... you married a new girl, let him fuck the new girl, all because he broke you up from a different girl however long ago? hmm
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I stole a candy bar when I was a kid.
I wrecked a friends car in high school and he took the blame.
I was the go to motard that did all the dirty work for the DI's in boot camp (USMC) and then the go to douchbag that the Sgt's went to, to make sure a problem was "squared away". In turn I had 2 people NJP'd, one court martial'd and broke numerous knees to force the certain marine to be medboarded out.
I also fucked a Lt's wife for him and recorded it (before sweet tech and iphones) so that he could go to court and divorce her without paying alimony/spousal support. (Not sure if that worked, but he did get the divorce and she tried to commit suicide).
Can't tell you what I did in Iraq bc that shit goes to my (and my fireteam's grave).
Got out and lie to everyone. I was in the Infantry and kicked major ass, but I downplay it and sometimes dont even tell ppl I was deployed.
I went back to Iraq last year (as a civilian) to try to locate about $125,000 in Iraqi Dinar and a gold plated. Wasted trip bc no taxi driver would take me to the village that we buried it out of bc of ISIS. **Hoping its still there though..worth the wait
I suffer from extreme PTSD, anxiety attacks, panic attacks and I want to kill myself everyday, but I make it look like Im extremely happy and my life is good...which it is. My life is really good, but I have a dark cloud that follows me everywhere. Probably Karma. But, I cover it up well. The day that I snap, I will be liquidating everything that I own and launch my own campaign against ISIS via Erbil then head west out of Kurdistan. If ISIS is gone by then, Ill probably just go out guns blazing with any of the other hundred terrorist group.
FUCK.....Im such a fucked up piece of shit dirtbag and no one knows. Thank god for Pain Pills, Coke and a decent job to fund those addictions to cover up the reality of who I am.
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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>>683724609

it's kind of fucked up but you know you did right for yourself. if your own shit is right with a bunch of bad shit around you theres no point sticking your neck out. this is what suburby faggs dont understand about snitching. somebody gets robbed in Malibu you dont have to watch your back for your own neighbors if you know who
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>>683720384
>I masturbated my neighbors horses when I was 13
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I like my wife but I want to cheat on her because sex with her sucks
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I'm addicted to fapping to my sister
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I'd like to start a new philosophical/spiritual movement. I'm working on a manual for conduct and guidance as well. I fear it will be seen as a religion/cult, but all I really want is to help ease the suffering of others

I'm also probably incredibly delusional and doomed to fail despite my good intentions
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>>683720384
I'm still in love with my ex
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I've been fucking a relative for the last 4 years.
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>>683725167
God she was the best lay i ever had, never had someone coax the cum out of me so well
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>>683725080
Same boat. Pam at my work is gonna get it so hard.
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>>683721489
Burried the bitch at his mom's house
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I called my ex every night when I'm away from home and I enjoyed talking with her more than with my wife
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>>683725080
me too.....
I want to sleep with traps...
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>>683724971
Ahh sir william gull glad to have you back
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>>683722428
This makes you a cuck anon
Just saying
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>>683724971

Fucker.
I've been blamed for those for years.
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>>683721489
Report this to Warner Robins Police.

http://www.wrpolice.org/

Coordinates address led to 305-307 Sterling DR Warner Robins, GA 31088
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>>683722504
Show genitals with timey wimey stampey wampey.

My secret? I ALWAYS roll dubs.
Cheek eem, m80s.
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I really want to fuck my buddy's wife pic is her
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I think having your own children is selfish, granted, an instinctual sort of selfishness

It's one thing to have children out of necessity, it's another to have a child just because you can. There are so many children in need of a loving home, if you have the means and desire to raise children, you should adopt
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>>683725872
this is somebody the poster wants to fuck with you idiot
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>>683720384
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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>>683720384

I got herpes from a stripper. I didn't even really want to go to VIP with her, but my friend talked me into it.

Pretty sure she gave him herpes too. He's married.
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>>683722869
Was her name Sheena? Sheena is a hot as fuck heroin addict.
She told me a story of fucking several married dudes.
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>>683726153
jesus christ why, she looks like some dough-faced suffragette from the 1800s
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>>683721738
She's no attractivo.
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>>683726406
oh shit I knew a freaky weird girl named Sheena who would def have been on that shit. did she go to school in Seattle?
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>>683721042
if this is real I would get in that shit immediately

GOD DAMN MAN DO IT NOW
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>>683723240
Thanks for sharing your awful story.
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>>683726376
Goonies....
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i'm killing myself in exactly two months. being gay sucks
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>>683726601
Totally real, man.
Just wish there was a way I could do it
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>>683726759
underage?
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>>683726463>>683726153

She lost a bunch of weight and she look even better now pic is her
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I went down on my best friend's wife while he was at work.
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>>683727021
mike...
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>>683726759
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>>683720913
this
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>>683721738
That's a man baby
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>>683720919
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>>683727121
Jeffrey...
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>>683726362
No its not summerfag. It's a real dead body. Wtf is wrong with you
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>>683727346
fb now.
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I post my wife here frequently without her knowing I don't know if I will stop.
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>>683727185
nostalgia

remember when grinman was still around, much less not even grinman?

slowpoke threads?

shit was fun
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>>683725129
> I stole my sister's tits and now she's flat as fuck.
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WhenI was 17 I was chilling at my friend's house waiting for him to get home from his girlfriend's house. His little sister was watching the little mermaid and I was drowsing on the couch. His mom came home from work and we yacked for minute. She went into her bedroom to change and Little sister followed her. After what seemed like an hour the mom came out of the bedroom and little sister was nowhere. She had fallen asleep on the bed so me and mom were alone. I noticed,as she walked through the living room, that the sundress she wore was quite thin and almost transparent in the light. She was also completely naked underneath. I thought she might not know at first, but then she "accidentally" dropped her keys and bent over to pick them up. The dress was not quite long enough to cover her ass and I got the hole shebang right in my face.
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>>683727647
why bother stopping, keep her face out of it and she'll never know.

open face search WILL be a thing in the future. ABSOLUTELY.

open titty search will not be.
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>>683727346
fking serious?
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>>683725129
me too, anon... me too.
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>>683726591
Not sure, she is a co worker at my job, cleaned up a year ago. Has big tits and thick thighs and white chick dreads. Big hippie type, uses all natural shit all the time. I would love to fuck her, right in the ass, also wanna come on Dem huge titties.
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>>683727778
I've never posted her face. I mostly worry about he seeing one that was reposted.
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>>683726863
make sure you brush her teeth first - those yellow chiklets look disgusting.
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I started trying to get a job I never expected to win. Just wanted to get some lolz before my next gig. Now, I beat all the losers against me and I may actually get this job I don't even want.
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>>683727346
Frank...
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I have extreme jungle fever but I'm too racist to marry or date one.

fuck me
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>>683726285
I think having unprotected sex is selfish, granted, an instinctual sort of selfishness

It's one thing to have unprotected out of necessity, it's another to have unprotected sex just because you can. There aren't many people in need of an adoptive child, if you have the means and desire to have protected sex, you should
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>>683727773
I hope this is fake. Otherwise you missed a grade a chance anon
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I think black people are okay.
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>>683720384
The only thing that I am certain about in life is that I need to try human meat at least once before I die. Still working out how to pull that off...
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>>683728771
why do you feel the need to try it?
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>>683727346
legitimately my name, actually married, friend lived with us.....
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>>683727647
show her fag
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>>683728982
I remember.
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>>683729425
give me a detail about her b/ro
my dick is bored anywho.
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>>683728972
started thinking about it when I was 13-ish, and i just keep thinking about it more and more. when i see a hot chick, i automatically think about which part i would eat.

it's usually an ass cheek fried with bread crumbs
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>>683722428
Almost sounds like the plot to Tommy boy. Not quite but almost.
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>>683729569
She was a bit chubby but not fat. A small brown mole right next to her vagoo.
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>>683729718
don't know why i think of taking this shit seriously lol
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>>683720384
I was behind the 9/11 attacks. [spoiler]Check em.[/spoiler]
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>>683725872
ur gay
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>>683720384
I can't stop anymore
I've been drinking everyday since of December 31. I'm afraid I'm becoming an alcoholic...
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>>683729718
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I'm Ken M.
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Ive slept with ex boyfriends sister
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I'm a guy and I fantasize about sucking cock, or having my cock sucked by another dude. I've exchanged a few emails on CL with guys but freak out at the last minute.
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>>683720384
>I'm fucking gay
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>>683730205
That is some serious razor burn. Girl needs to wax.
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I fucked all 3 of these girls and my girl friend has no clue
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>>683726863
Get drunk with her
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I've been married for 15 years and for the last 10 of them I've been getting up early for work and going to a park where gay guys hang out and have been sucking off anyone that wants a blowjob.

Some days I'll just jack off in my car or in the bushes but other days I'll suck off 2 or 3 guys before I have to leave for work.

There has also been a couple days where it's been very busy there and I ended up calling in work in order to suck cock all morning and have gone home with a couple guys I've met there so we that I could spend all morning gettting my mouth and ass fucked.

In those 10 years I've sucked off well over 150 different men and given more than 500 blowjobs.
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>>683722504
Does your mom know
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>>683729617
Bread crumbs.
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>>683730205
See, there's the mole.
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>>683730678

They look greasy
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>>683726108
Are you legit retarded?
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When I was 27 I dated a 15 year old girl who used to give me threesomes with all over he friends as well.

Her 11 year old sister used to have a huge crush on me too and would kiss me when ever my GF would leave the room.

Over time she got bolder and would grab my cock while we would kiss and I actually started showing it to her.

She let me finger her pussy as well.

She wanted me to take her virginity when she got older but I broke up with her sister before that could happen. Worst mistake I ever made in my life.
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>>683730942
Baby oil
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>>683721886
>be me about a decade ago
>11pm driving upstate
>pick up hooker near a gas station
>immediately tells me she has to be in townX that evening
>offer her a ride since it's on my way and agree to stop later down the road for some action
>stop a mile before townX, get on the back seat
>install condom, she starts sucking and my dick is diamonds
>2min later stick it in her pussy and almost instantly i can feel my erection gtfoing slowly
>ffw 20sec, 2flacid5continue.gif
>she is cringing whith a pity-smile wich breaks my heart even today when i think about it, and says "It's that all or you got a spare one?hehe"
>i punch her in the throat,so hard i'm sure i broke her trachea, then put her in a chokehold
>she can't even struggle, and there's no way i'm letting go now
>i dump her in the bushes behind the road and drive off
sometimes i regret it, but that bitch took a piece of my soul
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>>683720384
I don't even know what I am hiding
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>>683730205
Did she shave with a broken piece of glass?!?!
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>>683730124
Want something bad? I used to be the guy everyone expected to be smarter than anyone and make it big and honestly I am still damn smart but I'm currently in a factory job where I'm bored as he'll I learned this job in 2 weeks and became damn food a month after..I'm still the best on my shift but it does me no good cause I'm bored as fuck every day
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>>683730678
Braces is quite hot and looks like the best fuck out of the line up , would plug her ass and wreck that pussy and blow my load on her little tits.

Post moar if you got it, my boner commands it.
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There's a cute boy reading this and he needs to leave
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>>683730958
No, just trying to blend into all the summer faggotry, is it working?
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>>683726759
Why u going to an hero
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>>683731382

ah crap you caught me
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>>68372587
you
took the bait
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>>683726704
No shit sherlock
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>>683730205
Yep, I remember her stubble stabbing my face.
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I was raped as a kid and I didn't do anything with boys or sex after that. A couple of months ago I "rediscovered" sex and lust and all that stuff and it led me to do some pretty whorish things. I've had sex with multiple people (guys and girls) in a room, sex for drugs, lots of demeaning types of sex. I realized what I was turning into and I'm back on track for a regular life now. I'm keeping those 2-2.5 months secret.
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>>683731303
She looks like it but the chick on the right was the best she was giving pointers to the other to
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>>683728717
Aw, good for you bro that takes a trooper.
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I pretended to be gay for attention
Found out I was also attracted to men through this
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I dress my daughter up skanky just to show her off.
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>>683721489
Bait
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>>683726759
why in exactly two months?
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>>683731033
Maybe the best thing you did in your life

Just maybe your ass would be handed to Tyrone in the back of a prison shower now
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My mom's friends car fucked me in the back of her finger.
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>>683730457
You ain't alone, dude.

They always wanna do it under a bathroom stall and just... no
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>>683732153
Lol what
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>>683731534
Like a charm
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>>683731855
Maybe, but I dislike stretch marks and chubby bellies. I like em petite and flexible.
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>>683732382
To each is own :)
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>>683720384

I want to fuck my best friends wife. She's gorgeous and they constantly joke about how little sex they have and I just want to put her over the arm of the couch and pump load after load into her.

I molested my dog years back. I was jacking it in the living room, home alone, and she came up and started giving me some crazy good head out of no where. I started rubbing her pussy and she helped and left the room. Never put a finger in but I think it scared her.

A friend I met through my buddy and his wife is feeling down about her self image and I'm trying to cheer her up but really I just want to fuck her as well.
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I have black friends and I think for the most part black people are ok. At the same time I have no issue with calling them niggers, I would never date a black woman and I would never date a chick that has been with a black guy. I think it's disgusting. I'm not sure if that makes me a semi racist or what
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I'm a middle school teacher, and a female student of mine sucked my cock and licked my balls in the gym equipment room.

I told her we can't do this any more. She seems to want to keep doing this, and want to visit me during summer break.

I'm actually not sure what I should do.
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>>683732613
You're a racist but not a hateful asshole.
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I'm 20 I have a death wish
People I love die I just shrug it off(both parents included)
I find people boring, but I lie so much I cannot even tell the truth from the bullshit anymore
I know if I die I will be missed but I do not care
The only thing that keeps me going is my greed, and determination
I genuinely hate everyone
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>>683730709
You'd be pretty popular on /biz, you must have amassed a massive fortune over the years of cock sucking
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>>683732861
Troll.
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>>683731945
You the mom or the dad?
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>>683731945
How old is she?
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>>683720384

my mom used to come home drunk when i was in high school. i never went out on weekends because i was at home fucking her. i lost my virginity to her.

10 years later i still fap thinking about it
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>>683732976
Mom

>>683733146
Loli age
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>>683733353
Do you sometimes fantasize about waking up to your little girl licking your pussy?
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>>683732964
no but okay
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>>683733600
No. Strange as that sounds. But I wouldn't stop her lol.
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>>683732613
I feel you. One grill in particular I want so bad but last bf was black and it bothers me a lot.

>tfw I'm still single because of shit like this
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Im 33 and married for 11 years. Im banging my 18 year old co worker and cucking my best friend on a weekly basis. I have 300 female marijuana plants spread out over 300 acres i have a small group of kids that sell my weed for me. MFW my wife hasnt the slightest idea or inclination to know where the money comes from.
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I don't remember exactly which day in September it was, but anyway in 2014 I created a pretty big self harm injury on my forearm in hopes of ridding of a smaller and older scar on my forearm.

Ever since the wound healed and the scar formed I have been trying to get rid of the scarring to no avail. It effects my everyday life by giving me anxiety in the back of my head about if someone can see it and if so whether or not they can look directly at it.

Nobody knows the true story of how it all happened, and nobody knows the truth about how much of an anxious, insecure, and overall depressed person the scar has made me into.
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>>683733742
take it easy there walter white
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>>683733742
thats retarded you could easily fit well over 300 weed plants in 300 acres
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>>683732613
Youre not hateful and that's all that matters. Plus black people who are confident don't give a fuck about the word nigger.
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>>683734201
Yeah you can do that if you wanna get caught. You space em out use the natural terrain and trees to break the silhouette. The key is to make it look natural from above.
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>>683733353
TITS OR GTFO
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>>683733901
Get this
But
Have you tried

Make-up
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>>683731735
Who were you raped by? What kind of of demeaning types of sex did you do? What do you consider a regular life after those months? Come on. Details.
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My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
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>>683735179
Sounds...hot
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>>683733741
Luckily I'm not single but I always find out if they've dated a black guy or been with a black guy when we start dating. You know ask innocently during conversations especially when we talk about past relationships and stuff
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>>683734604
I don't think make up will fly for this one..
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>>683734253
Well a few of my friends were ok with it. We would fuck around like that but after that whole black lives matter bullshit they get butthurt
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the first time i ever used to a dildo it was my sisters ,and i used it to fuck my ass ,while wearing her panties and using a pair to jerk off
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I've been in a relationship with my step sister for 12 years.
Started out when she was 6 and I was 16 when I used to touch her when she slept.
She woke up one day and asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I love her really much, and since then we did all sorts of stuff with each other.
I won't go into detail about what we did, but my mom and dad never found out and she never told anyone.
When she was 12 my mom and dad died in a car crash, so my step sister moved in with me and our relationship got really close.

Sometimes I ask myself "what the fuck am I doing", but since we're not blood related I think it's alright.
As long as she is happy.

Well, there's still the part about me being a pedo.
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>>683731945
Are you Honey Boo Boo's mom?
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>>683731945
hey BBQ
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>>683735631
it feels so weird to be around her now though lol ,because i know she has used that dildo for her pussy
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>>683735437
Mm.. Youre right. I think you should try and get used to it. Think of an elaborate story, practice telling the story so when you someone asks you tell them that. And after a while, you'll start to belive the story a little. Also it helps that it doesn't scream 'angsty teen cut' so there's a lot of things it could be.
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my secret is i am drake

dubs confirm
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I hate my live an everybody around me except my parent the only one I love

I always lose my friends over bullshit
I never got a girlfriend always get frienzoned and when I say I love that girl she start a fight and I will break all contact with her

Everyday is the same for me
Wake up
Go to work
Get home and get some food
Watch YouTube
Go to sleep
And repeat

The only people I talk to is a 4chan whatsapp group

Fuck my live
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>>683735437
Nigger
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REMINDER: DON'T POST IN THESE THREADS.
THEY ARE NSA DATAMINING THREADS.
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>>683734492
Good?

>>683735711
No

>>683735724
Hiya
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I work for the NSA and make these threads for datamining.
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>>683735954
>The only people I talk to is a 4chan whatsapp group
this may be where you're going wrong...
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>>683735954
Same :(

I'm slowly losing my friends without gaining more. No girlfriend for 7 years.

Work, night school, eat, youtube, porn, sleep, repeat.

I want to kill myself sometimes.
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>>683733716
How old are you?
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>>683735473
My friends still and always have called me nigger but rarely and used it in terms where any insult would fit, like 'you nigger!' Even if they said it everytime they insulted me I wouldn't care. As long as you don't insult them more just to use the word I don't think you're doing anything bad. I can't speak for a while race, but one word really shouldn't matter.
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>>683731735
Be proud of empowering yourself to get over the rape. Not a SJW, just trying to encourage slutty girls to be more slutty. Its a good thing.
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>>683736274
27
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>>683736154
No. Go use the bathroom mirror you, pleb. Also take off your panties, daddy wants to see your pussy
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I know that there are generational ritually abusive cults in major seats of power in our world
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I smell my own farts
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>>683720384
i've been working out for a few months; clothes fit better and insecurities are going away. now my bff wants to join because he sees how much ive changed. i secretly dont want him getting fit because he'll have everything i dont. (job he likes, GF he trats like shit, tons of friends), and he's also slowing down my routines.
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i do not like caterpillars
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>>683736344
I never used it in a hateful way. We just always joked around like that for years. Now they get offended. So maybe it's just them idk.
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>>683736445
What pleasure do you get showing your daughter off? Sexual?
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>>683730709
fuck I wish straight sex was so easy. Feel a bit horny? Just go to the park and facefuck someone for free.
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I really really really wanna be a girl. Should I hormone therapy?
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>>683736459
No. I'm comfy. Im not getting out of bed.

>>683736596
Yes. It's a thrill like voyeur and exhibitionist at the same time.
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>>683736563
I'd get new friends but that's just me. This is the real world, not tumblr
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>>683734812
>Who were you raped by?
Two guys I don't know. Was pushed off my bike at night.

>What kind of of demeaning types of sex did you do?
I was passed around in a room full of guys. Not all sex was safe. Got myself tested and thank FSM I am clean.

>What do you consider a regular life after those months?
Focusing on my degree now and trying to work on my anxiety attacks in a healthy way. I'm back in counselling.

>>683736358
Multiple people have told me that, thanks.
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>>683736674
So you're attracted to your daughter or that men want to fuck your daughter?
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>>683736700
I've considered it. It would honestly be easy to. So maybe that's what I need to do.
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>>683736462

THEY FUCK CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY CAN AND THOSE CHILDREN GO ON TO RULE THE WORLD (sometimes)
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>>683736637
1. Where'd you get the dress
2. Do you want to LOOK female or BE female
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Got sent to juvie when I was 16 for the weekend when I got caught drinking at a party, while I was there the guy I shared a room with got raped 3 times by 3 different other kids, said it happened every single day, he said that when he first got there he got gangraped and had the shit beaten out of him by 6 guys and they made a deal with him that they wouldn't beat him up or gangrape him again if they each had a turn, one per day, so every single day, a guy came in for his "turn", he asked me to get him help because the officers there knew about it and weren't stopping it, I said I'd talk to the police when I got out on Monday, I didn't talk to the police. He had been there 4 months and had 8 more to go before he got out. Still curious to this day what lands a 15 year old in juvie for an entire year
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>>683726153
Why. Look dude, let your buddy keep her. I wouldn't fuck her even if I knew I wouldn't be getting any for a year
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my best friend and I hung out and all i thought of was his gf's titties
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>>683736943
I'm a doctor, turns out you're normal retard
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>>683736943
Happens to the best of us man
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whenever I go over to someone's house / apartment, I reverse the direction their toilet paper is hanging
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>>683736846
I wanna look it, and honestly if I could I'd be female. I feel like my life now is a sorta 'safe' life, where I don't have to worry about the people in my life judging me since I hide basically all of my shitty fetishes/secrets from everyone. So basically be female I guess, but I'm afraid of how my family(super christians) will react. They already don't think I believe in god despite how I feel like I believe in him more than they do, by that I mean I don't make it my goal to make it to heaven, more of just to meet him personally after death or something along those lines.
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>>683736783
That men want to fuck her.
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>>683737147
Fuck you
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>>683736809
yes they have abused an trained their children with trauma and fear for literally millennia. it is millions of people we are talking about and all of them dont know they were even abused, because of the extent of the stress and trauma they were put through and what is called disassociative identity disorder
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Pretty sure I'm a sociopath.

Somnophiliac, have an intense desire to fondle sleeping or drunk people, etc. Steal cash from work every week because I'm beyond comfortable and no one fucking notices nor cares in upper management. Make mini lies and stories up all the time so it will benefit myself. I'm apathetic, lazy, narcisistic, and smoke too much weed. Anxiety is common and suicide has begun to cross my mind, but I would never act on it. I have been caught touching sleeping friends, but that doesn't stop my urge. I live a seemingly well maintained life, yet the deceit is so deep it would almost be impossible to find the start. I have accepted my sexual deviancy and now here I am.

Oh, and I'm entering the field of education.
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>>683737203
You masturbate to that thought or what?
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>>683737368
Yes
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>>683737269
Have some empathy, understand the golden rule, dont do thing you wouldnt want done to yourself, and build a real beautiful existence/experience.

Otherwise youre just disgusting piece of feces.
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>>683736154
that's a better bod than I expected from bbqmom, keep posting.
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>>683737226
problim ofiser?
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>>683737526
I bet right now
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>>683737750
How's this?

>>683737928
Not yet.
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>>683736154
Gonna need a better pic to cum on...
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I fap thinking of my daughter constantly she is so hot
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I've cheated on my wife since the first week I started dating her and even after marriage (been 6 years now). I've fucked probably a dozen different women over those years, several of them regularly. I've also fucked my wife's two best / closest friends, both on multiple occasions. Both of said friends are in long term relationships and I've met their boyfriends, shook their hands and shit.

I haven't done it this year though because I intend to stop. I'm worried about STDs or pregnancy and realized the sex wasn't worth the risk.
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I would love to see your daughter, I wouldnt touch
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>>683738254
Pics
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>>683738149
Men fucking your daughter gets your pussy wet? Prove it
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>>683738149
very nice, I'd happily fuck that while whispering filthy things about your daughter into your ear
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I fucking hate myself. I hide all emotion behind a constant act of laughter and happiness. I worry about others more than myself and am a gigantic pussy for this. I think about suicide every. fucking. day. I start fights to show people I am better than them. I'm not, I'm not better than anyone and I want to die. I have no friends
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i often finger and show off my ass to gay daddy types on skype but i have a gf
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I like to call customer service reps (making sure its a female) and masturbate over the phone for them. I don't know why but it's the biggest turn on ever.
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My GF is the hottest of her friends, but I'd still like to fuck the chubbiest one because I know that she'd be down for some kinky shit.

Because she's chubby.

And chubby girls get dirty.
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>>683738388
I didn't shave.

>>683738390
Sounds hot. But not much there for you to fuck.

For you footfags lol
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I forced to my Sister to fuck with me .
But now she likes fuck all the time
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>>683738619
Do you smell those panties?
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>>683738536
Ever let them know?
>>
>>683731234

You've complained about this before on here, it's no fucking secret
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>>683738619
disgusting
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>>683738619
>But not much there for you to fuck.

that's what you're showing us next.
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I want to kill myself but im nervous to
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my sister wants to fuck me so i guess im in the right thread
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>>683732586

I like your style, I need more sociopathic dog rapist friends
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>>683738316
Girl that know you have an SO, they are willing to do things they normally would not do in a monogamous relationship...
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>>683738762
Not usually.

>>683738841
Yeah the flash shows how bad I need a pedi. Sorry I'm a mess.

>>683738866
I told you I didn't shave.
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>>683739096
not shaving is fine by me, I just want to see the whole package.
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>>683739096
Put those fucking panties on and show us your pussy
>>
Can you describe your daughter?
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>>683739096
That's a man's foot.

Cool if you're into that.
>>
failed suicide.on both sides of sexual assault. lie cheat procrastinate. fail
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>>683732613

Facebook friends with the niggerer sister. Where did you find this?
>>
>>683738789
>>683738789

I usually go in pretty lubed up and moan so they can hear me. Sometimes I'll have porn on in the background. I never say I'm jerking off but it's got to be obvious.
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>>683722632
i want a sammich raft! that shit would be sweet right now,
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>>683739175
Uck. Ok.

>>683739280
Lol no
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>>683735782
I also have an extreme pantie fetish ,I prefer family members like my sister or my cousin
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>>683739471
Put the panties in your pussy
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>>683739310
its been on /b/ for years now, used to be some of the first posted among the first ylyl threads on /b/ it has been a while
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>>683735674

Were a pedo. Statute of limitations is running, sit tight friend
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>>683736847
why didn't you get gangraped?
why did they choice him?
>>
>>683739471
Nice puss

Now show the hole
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>>683731033
You‘re fortunate to be alive.
>>
>>683739471
you're disgusting
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>>683721738
that is fucking gross and not just because shes your slut sister faggot
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>>683739552
You don't mind I didn't shave?
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>>683739471
mmm...now that's more like it.

Tell me, how often do you think about the time you went too far? do you get off to the thought?
>>
>>683739739
no, keep posting.
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>>683739096
Those are very tiny panties
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>>683739751
When I'm really horny and drunk it gets me going.
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>>683724227
good girl
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>>683739739
No keep going. Spread
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>>683739855
What exactly do you think about?
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>>683739855
that's fucking hot. seeing you and thinking about you getting off to the shameful thing you did..mmm.
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>>683739625
Probably because he was a small effeminate girly looking boy and I was a tall muscular footballer, I'm not saying it couldn't have happened to me, any kid there I could probably have fought off 1 on 1, but a group like that, if they actually wanted to, they totally could have made me their bitch, it was just a matter of him being cute and feminine so they wanted him
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>>683740033
not gonna lie, that sounds hot as fuck
>>
>>683739751
>>683739855
I wasn't there for that, please fill me in. PLAYSE
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>>683728498
thats why you have jungle fever
>>
>>683739739
Fucking keep going
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>>683740033
you are smart for not telling the cops.
>>
I have a sock and panty fetish. I buy them from random girls on Craigslist, Walmart and the Mall.

I've had sexual intercourse with one of my three sisters and a cousin. Not at the same time.

I want to fuck my oldest sister and mom.

I've had sex with my bestfriends sister and wife on multiple occasions each. He knows about his sister but not his wife.

I've been cheating on my wife for the last 3.5 months with a coworker and just recently a former coworker not excluding some of those mentioned previously.

I fucked my ex the night before my wedding. She's currently engaged and wants me to get her pregnant. We've only fucked once since my wedding though.
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I hate my live im losing all my friends
Over little things
I hate my school and my work I always have the feeling people never like me and just use me I know some people use me but I accept it because no friends
Got the same day over and over again

Also I sometimes I think of killing myself

Sometimes I got to a female public toilet and hear them take a pee and if I can I will watch them pee it's a rare fetish
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>>683740027
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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>>683740366
>>683740236
>>683739956
calm down m8, thread is about to die
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>>683740330
why?
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>>683727647
Post pics m8
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>>683739848
They are tiny. Do you have a problem with that?

>>683740027
Lol it was bad. Totally horny tho.
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>>683740363
Youre free man, you have no friends and youre not attached to a shitty existence. So choose PRINCIPLES, 'things that come first' and make them good principles, then fuck everyone who cant stand up to them. Keep going, be strong, BE SOMEBODY, fuck all the degenerate.
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>>683739739
Put em in your mouth
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>>683732861
moar?

>greentext?
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>>683740725
Spread your pussy for us then
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>>683740725
Threads gonna die. Hurry up
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>>683740743
I posted my secret where you replied
Just wanna say thanks bro
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>>683740852
Don't be greedy
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>>683740725
How much will you sell those for?
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>>683741007
Oh I hadn't thought of that. How much would you pay?
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>>683740725
the more forbidden it is, the hotter it is to think about.

seeing you while you talk about it makes it much hotter for me. I think next time you're drunk and masturbating to those memories you should come on here.
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>>683741077
Gotta seem them all the way in
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>>683740992
Put them on
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>>683741122
You'll just talk me into doing bad things again.
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>>683741192
They're too small.
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>>683741077
if you can get panties that your daughter has worn and then you've masturbated in I think we can agree on a very nice price.

>>683741206
no, but I'll talk to you about the bad things I would do.
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