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> You're a cowboy or some shit
> Now you're a vampire
> Now you're Ryan Reynolds in RIPD
> Now you're boning some lady
> Now she's betraying you
> forgettable/10
>Russia invades
>Yankee brother killed on tv
>become Yankee badass and control personal army of 10
>beat Russians with monkey wrench
>snipe general
>Russia retreats
> fuck
> die
> the end
>son of a king
>coup exiles your father and makes you an orphan
>End up on some island with a new father and a new best friend
>accident to friend happens after you and your friend travel to forbidden island
>chief/father sends you on quest to find person who can fix the accident
>your friend/side kick never shuts up
>>683720670
Homefront?
>>683720877
Nah, pretty close tho.
Here's a hint
>FOLLOW ME
>HOLD POSITION
>>683720277
Sounds like Darkwatch.
>You live in what would be a ripoff of the world from Cars if it didn't predate it
>Some asshole hires you to promote his barren town to trick people into moving in
>Ayy Lmao Cars
>Leadership is passed down by law of who is the fastest
>You fit rockets to your car and play an early version of Rocket league in your quest to become president
>>683721164
I'm surprised anyone managed to remember it. I think it was an early PS2 game.
>>683720670
CoD Ghosts?
>>683721464
Nope, it's a ps2 game
>>F...K in the coffee
Call me York, everybody does
>>683721164
Road Trip or something like that
>>683721164
Vigilante 8?
>>683720670
Fuck yes Freedom fighters was the shit
>Battleborn
Kek you fuckers will never get this one
>>683721715
Is it Freedom Fighters? That Red Dawn rip off.
>every title of the series is an innuendo that you don't get until your older
>PlayStation exclusive
Would give more clues but I think it'd be too obvious
>>683722220
Team fortress 2?
>>683722322
Ratchet & Clank?
>>683722238
>>683722147
Nice one my niggers
>>683722322
ratchet and clank?
>>683721982
You got it Anon
Discover enemy defensive structures in your base and rage quit over and over again
> "history"
>>683722522
>>683722582
Das it man
>>683722747
assassins creed
buying gf
>>683722322
Ratchet and Clank
>>683722818
Bingo
>>683722827
Glyphosphere
>Wait, we're being thrown out?
>What the fuck.
>7/10 too much sand.
>Oh hey, we're back
>"Can't hold 'em off forever!"
>yes you can
>Wait, why pac-man?
>Alright, whatever.
>Oh, now my dad's dead.
>Oh cool, that meat avoiding fuck got his.
>Into space!
>First half of boss is 7/10 too much sand, again.
>Next phase is fine.
>New game plus is pretty baller though.
> you become a fucking mosquito
>Crates fall from sky
>Use crates to build weapons, vehicles, teammates
>Kill everything
>play as three Vikings that the company forgets about until they need filler for their new moba
Sounds like darkwatch yrs
>>683723005
Mr. Mosquito
>>683722915
Nope!
>>683722964
What the fuck
>Be dumb fuck nobody
>"Everything's fucked! Go un-fuck it!"
>get ass kicked several times
>regularly sodomized by random rapists
>Literally end the world
>or maybe not, really fucking ambiguos
>>683720863
Jak and daxter
>>683722964
Dark Souls?
shoot the barrier
you're pissed
>quack
>quack
>occasional murder
>quackety quack
>>683722827
Strange markings environment
>>683720277
Some fairy talks to you in a bar and you fuck everyone.
>jetpack
>>683723429
Correct
>>683723598
Hunniepop
>>683723450
no, what made you think that?
>>683723598
Huniepop?
>be furry
>be in Australia or some shit
>kill animals with boomerangs
>unlock new boomerangs
>kill more animals
>what's the storyline?
>>683723676
>>683723695
Yes.
I was hoping someone would think I was talking about a faggot.
>>683723635
gta San Andreas?
>B A LT B B LT B RT Black White LT LT
>Apache helicopter appears out of nowhere
>>683723668
Man i havnt played that game in years surprized i got it right
>>683720745
Life
>>683723488
nope
>>683720277
I post this in every one of these threads, and no one gets it.
>super famous
>stupid forest
>wizard turns into a star at the end
>Usual bad guy teams up with him
>The two companies who made this never make another game together again
>>683723761
Ty the tazmanian devil
>>683723761
Ty the Tasmanian tiger
>Heroes never die
>go to spooky mansion with gf
>gf gets kidnapped by monsters
>die
>get revived by a mask voiced by ultralord
>>683723917
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
>>683721863
thats deadly premonition nigga too easy
>>683723761
>>683723917
Super Mario RPG?
>I'l take two number 9's
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>two number 47's
>one with cheese
>and a large soda
>>683724019
Its high noon overwatch easy
>>683723045
Kirby air ride?
>>683722827
Ancient lettering vista
>>683723962
>>683723990
Yo, you got it
Nice hivemind btw
>GOTTA
>GET
>A
>GRIP
>>683724150
Nope
PS1 game
>>683724126
Damn Smoke you fat fuck
GTA San Andreas
>>683723310
>regularly sodomized by random rapists
What the hell game is this?
>>683723056
pretty obvious
hots
>>683723458
Duck game
>>683724123
>>683724046
Well done, anons.
Golden star.
>>683723056
Filler? They were like the most requested people out of all of them.
> You just want a fucking sheep
> asshole dog won't let you get one
> complicated puzzles and Goldberg machines
>>683723761
Ty the Tasmanian tiger my nigga
Welp i have gotten 4 right in the past 2 mins did i do good
>>683724400
Is your life so devoid of accomplishments you needed to point out you were right so people would congratulate you?
>yellow
>second
>X (hold R1) + O
>wake up by river with only toga
>things attacking things
>gods angry
>you loot lots of things
>crap everywhere
>you kill hell
>you win
>R1
>R1
>R1
>R1
>R1
>Drink all of your orange juice
>>683724292
Okay they are in hots, but what are they from?
>>683724352
I know dude, but the fact that they never touched them till then is a bit annoying
>>683724522
Yes
>Kill shopkeepers
>Make blood sacrifices
>Die a lot
>>683724040
Splatterhouse?
>ship gets sucked into wormhole
>crew goes mining because the engine is fucked up
>ENERGY CRYSTALS!
>can't actually get good ending because the level devs screwed up
>be toaster
>have wings
>fly through household obstacle course
>get hit by slinky
>die
>fucking mines everywhere
>find out how to play
>this is doable
>>683724612
dark souls
>yell at ppl
>>683724753
Correct
>>683724040
Spatterhouse, loved the shit out of that game
>>683724702
Is that rock raiders?
>>683724612
Dead rising?
>wake up from coma
>city becomes a war zone because of you
>streaking
>>683724827
HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW ROCK RAIDERS OH MY GOD
>>683724546
Tokyo Drift?
>>683724744
Mine sweeper the best game in existence
>>683720670
Freedom Fighters
>>683724702
You got it right
have a cookie
>>683724088
Tell me why it took 2 threads then nigga
>>683724691
Binding of Isaac?
>>683722827
Run! ESCAPE!
>>683724929
Correct
>eat chips
>study
>plot twist
>kill ppl
>>683724691
SPELUNKY!!!!!
I've sunken more then 300 hours into that game, fucking amazing. I'd easily pay 20 bucks for a sequel or more DLC
>be evil
>build office
>steal shit
>kill people
>valets everywhere
>you plan to win your crushes love
>you do so through various tasks that you solve by spitting fire
>you get famous and invite your crush to your show and win her affection
>>683725132
Correct and same, easily ranks among my favorite games of all time.
>Faggot falls in a hole in a mountain
>Yiff all the monsters so they can be your stupid friend
>Crappy 4th wall breaking
>PLOT TWIST
>Overrated as fuck
>>683725187
Evil Genius
>GIANT SUNFLOWER TITS!!!!!
>>683724691
Spelunky!
Here's an obscure one.
>squirrel
>fly into first level on plane
>hard as balls
>janky level design
>>683720277
>Cop squad
>Mansion raid
>Zombies?
>Berry Pancake
>Friendo betrays lady
>Guy in smelly sewers
>Kill
>Explore
>Kill
>Fin
>>683724765
Putt Putt 3
>do a barrel roll
>>683725268
conkers bad fur day
>>683725268
Conker's Bad Fur Day
>>683725322
Nascar racers
>>683725267
Winrar. Didn't know anyone else played that
>try to an hero
>on a boat
>woah 3 heads
>sex some bitches
>go on adventure on some assholes back
>kill your brother
>wakawakawakawakawakawaka
>>683725289
conkers bad fur day
>find beans
>get shot
>This was a triumph
>>683725259
I got it for free I think in 2014 for my ps4, kinda forgot about it, then played the fuck out of it last summer. Now I have it on PC too. Every single achievement unlocked, one of the few games I can say that about.
Really do wish more people would give it a chance, really fun but difficult. The perfect mix imo
>>683725066
Thats not a game thats Death note kek
>>683725449
nope
>"You eat babies! "
>X
>X
>X
>Y
>B
>get health
>tour the world
>search for videotapes
>also learn to spell
>kickass soundtrack
>>683725535
Windows 98
>>683723310
Nobody's guessing this shit tell me the game
>>683725535
Latrop
>Racing game
>All-star cast
>Be lowly Deutschbag trader
>Start in Stockholm
>Iron goods print money
>Spend money to feed poor lazy assholes
>Hunt pirates
>Become head Deutschbag trader
>Edgelord emo fag wanders a castle fucking shit up
>>683725667
Tony Hawk Proskater What ever version
>>683725615
Atheism, the game.
>>683722964
I want to know what this is
>b52b43b63b63b64b65
>go go go
>terr win
>b52b43b63b63b64b54
>>683725748
Super Mario Kart
>>683724126
CJ OOHHHHHH
>>683725789
got eem
>>683725660
Helldivers
>>683725809
obv CS
>DADADA DAAAAAA
>DADADA DAAAAAA
>DADADA DAAAAAA
>DA
>DADADA DOOOO
>DADA DA DADA DA DADADADADADADADADADA
>>683725748
Looney Tunes: Space Race
>сука Блядь
>>683724895
That game was my shit haha. Thanks for bringing back the memories.
>an alien
>fbi shooted ship
>tooken ship to secret spooder headquarters
>fatfucks mcfee give you shit to murder fuckBI
>suddenly, an russians
>suddenly, an 51 of areas
>asploode big meater alien
>fat kid fuckgee does a thing
>urliurn gets hats
>fin
>your dad loves water way too much
>>683725846
Try again
>All-star cast
>>683725545
Fun but fair, more fair than a lot of supposedly hard and fair "git gud" games imo. Its a perfect concept too, using an extremely tight procedural level generator to keep the equally tight platforming interesting and challenging.
>up up down down left right left right b a start
>>683725462
DayZ. Never understood how some people got so in to it
>be prisoner while crossing border
>chatting with some dudes 1 of them seems like a xenophobic prick
>random shit happens
>become magic professor
>become assassin
>become underworld merchant
>become friends with a bunch of malign deities
>adopt some kid after I killed parents on accident
>become literal messiah to basically take part in some shit civil war
>>683725929
Patapon?
>>683725948
CS:GO
Too easy
There was a game on old windows systems. You were a tank and there were beige tanks and tanks of some other color. You can't get shot by any tanks but you can shoot other tanks. It was 2D and top down. Does anyone remember this game?
>>683722705
Starcraft 2?
>>683726058
correct.
probably because killing people for beans can be fun.
>>683726046
Contra
>>683725948
>wake up with a gun
>try and fail to figure out how to work gun
>repeat 20 times
>get attacked by robots
>try and fail to kill them
>repeat 100 times
>listen to some guy talk to you on your walkman
>win
>>683726061
Skyrim, you homo
No one guessed my first one
>Hoo Hoo Ya missed that one!
>Here, try another!
All you should need for that mad doggy
>>683726061
Skyrim mother ducker
>>683726002
fallout: bethesda
>i just spent this game running up the walls and jumping into infected and tanks
>sometimes gliding
>>683726196
Receiver
>mustache man
>everyone is very light wtf
>normal mustache man shenanigans
>>683725913
nope
>2nd installment of the Super Mario Bros franchise
>>683726324
shit, amazed anyone else has even played that game. Love that shit
>travel through time
>help yourself
>find companions
>help yourself
>fix everything
>fap in the spooky level
>>683726083
nope, howbout this?
>*Opera singing*
>>683723310
Dragons dogma?
>>683726425
Time Splitters: Future Perfect
>>683726252
Duck cunt
Seriously fuck that dog
>entire family is kidnapped
>they all miss your birthday
>gotta go to an island to find them
>taken by some weirdo who wants your life
>i think there was a pirate ship
>>683726359
luminous arc?
>drive a taxi
>pick people up and drop them off
>crash a lot
>be crazy
>>683726196
Portal 2
>be guard
>niggers kill person you had to guard and instant transmission to fuckland or some shit
>niggers set you up for bitches death
>escape from prison
>actully is superhuman
>go on massive journey to get a bitch back and get revenge
>get revenge
>an win
>>683726163
Finally somebody got it
>start in a dream
>holy fuck lock don't kill him
>do some shit
>find some guys smart brother
>turn into squirrels and shit
>BAJAJABAKAJAB BAJAKAK
>choose your cape
>final rescue your chick
>THESE FUCKERS AGAIN
>>683726597
psycho ferry
>plane crashes
>go underwater
>some irish dude keeps telling you to do shit
>inject yourself with weird glowing stuff
>kill a bunch of crazy drug addicts
>Russian guy giving you shit the whole way
>kill Russian guy
>turns out Russian guy was good guy and irish guy is not actually irish
>kill irish guy
>>683726597
crazy taxi
>>683726519
Actually, No Anon.
>Here, try another!
>>683726597
Taxi driver it was on the Internet right?
>Trade fungus wine to monkeys for coffee
>Trade coffee to temporally fucked dickheads for fancy cloth
>Sell cloth
>Buy big fancy ship and weapons
>Win
>Also a lot of tl;dr
>>683726597
I think you made this one too hard
>>683726597
GTA: Chinatown Wars
>you kick ass and chew gum, but your all outta gum
>>683726641
Disbonered
i will literally eat my hat and stream it if someone gets this
>fight way out of city
>couldnt do it
>blow up city
>get sent to planet
>100 years later
>come back to rebuilt city
>fight people who stole my shit
>kill my son
>>683725265
Underfoot? (Because it's shit)
>>683726597
Insane Über
>>683726811
Oh yeah you got it bro.
>>683726570
Close
>>683726770
Doom
>>683726677
Would you kindly tell me if it's bioshock?
Yelling at people makes their heads explode.
>>683726870
Naughty Mazda?
>>683726921
wait hold on
its blazblue isn't it?
>aliens hate purple
>Free Entry
>Aquarium
>Weird employees creeping on kids
>Lots of refreshments
>Get in trouble with Walt Disney
>End up participating in a side show
>Try and escape
>>683726928
Nope
>>683726950
Asuras wrath
>>683724832
Saints row 2 ?
>>683727071
Bort v the Spock Ayy Lmaos
>piss on people
>they never stop vomiting
>wake up in cave
>rabbit things
>evil douchebag doctor
>blow up island
>go to hell if you save your kinda gf
>>683727216
Postal 2
>>683726770
dick kickem
>>683727216
Postal 2
>>683726503
Yep
>>683727216
Postal
>>683727166
No.
>>683727179
Wew, pretty nice guess lad
>>683726950
Hint this game is 2spooky
>ur an og Haxor
>u have the the best phone in the city
>u stalk everyone online
>Some gay made up story about an insecure faggot stalking an autistic game developer
>Meta and deep
>Overrrated
>everybody panics cause the game is too violent in the trailers
>>683727426
watch doggos
>>683726770
Duke Nukem, ez
>>683727140
That was a joke
Duke nukem
>>683720277
darkwatch my nigga
>>683720745
Far Cry, that was a little too obvious
>>683727426
Watch_Dogs
>>683727271
Correct
>>683727426
/b/tard facebook adventures
>>683727426
>Voyeur Kitties?
>>683727426
Watch Dogs duh
>>683727487
Hatred?
>>683725322
Star fox 64
>>683727007
Not quite the answer I was looking for. It's actually pic related
>destroy statues
>collect polished crystals
>kill mean green dude
>Fuck thats a big finger
>>683726359
Doki Doki Panic
>>683727596
I was gunna guess Dead Space 2 honestly
>gf pulled into movie
>you pulled into movie
>train
>slow motion
>mach speed
>zoom in
>kill boss in giant mech
>boss is gf's dad
>save gf
>congratulations!
>edgy and emo and shit
>cant remember anything
>aliens
>you and some ayys save an ancient space station
>>683727596
Yeah man
>>683727717
Viewtiful Joe Baby !
>>683727452
Stanley Parable
EZ
>spece mahrine!!!!
>waaaaaaaggggghhhh!!!
>be on gameshow
>kill shit
>chickens are op
>gta but shitty and in spain
>you can only shoot bad guys
>driving mechanics were okay
>go to work
>things go bad
>see weird stuff
>meet new friend
>make difficult decision
>>683727728
Shadow The Hedgehog
>be science guy
>experiment goes super wrong and shit gets unleashed from another dimension
>try and fix the situation with a fucking crowbar
>military shows up starts killing people
>fix that shit with a crowbar
>go into other dimension
>defeat alien leader with your crowbar
>weird guy in a suit appears who you stalked you for the whole game
>gives you two options
>get ass fucked by a bunch of huge aliens or wait 9 years for the sequel to come out
>>683727787
Noice bro
>>683727820
>try to save your daughter
>she dies
>try to save your daughter
>she both dies and doesn't die
>Edgy man has bromance with hillbilly psycho.
>Everyone hates edgy man.
>Move blocks
>Defeat your foes
>Earn badges
>Sucks if your color blind
>>683727811
Wrong game though
>>683727897
Half life
"IT'S WEAK AGAINST FIRE"
>>683727897
Half-life 3?
>>683727888
Correct
>and so he left
>You're the Tycoon of a Rollercoaster
>>683727922
Pokemon Puzzle League?
>>683727850
It's not Driver, is it?
>>683727883
>>683727897
You described yours too easy kek.
mine is the one above yours.
>chased by aliens
>crash
>destroy the ring
>>683727691
Spyro the dragon
>>683727888
Dem trips doe
>kidnap wild animals and force them to fight until they pass out
>Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours.
>>683727897
Double Death
>>683728129
Halo
>>683728073
No, but close
>had a character based on an actor
>>683728166
Portal
>IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!
>RULES OF NATURE!!!
>>683728129
My divorce on acid
>>683728235
WHEEL MAN
>turns out the hot girl you've been wanting to fuck the entire game is actually your daughter
>>683728147
Yep
>>683728166
...M-Manhunt?
>>683728251
FUCKIN' METAL GEAR REVENGENCE
>>683728312
BioShock
>>683728154
Pokemon
>>683728300
There it is
>>683728312
Bioshock infinite
>>683727914
Uh, Kayne and Lynch?
>>683728166
cliff racer hunting 2002
>>683728058
Yes
>>683722964
Jak 3
>SHAUN
>Kill a dude's wife
>solve complex puzzles
>pet a dog
>pet the dog again
>PET THE FUCKING DOG
>kill the dude's wife's husband
>Best RPG ever made
>>683728288
underrated
>>683728410
I only know that because my cousin loved the fuck outta the commercial.
>You're a fighter pilot
>Your wingmen are all hippies
>>683728486
Still have that game on cart actually zozzle
>>683728523
Fallout 4
>be me
>hanging out with family
>suddenly all gone
>go on neat adventure
>find some hidden city
>adventure almost done now
>suddenly
>aliens
>I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
>Kill big one
>family is all safe
>end
>>683723310
Dank Souls
>walk around office type building
>so many endings
>>683728546
Someone sold it to me for $10 after he was done with it. I think we're the only two people that played it
>>683728510
There it is. I probably described it a little too poorly, but whatever.
>>683728453
Yeah
>>683728523
Heavy Rain
>additional pylons
>ADDITIONAL pylons
>additional PYLONS
>ADDITIONAL PYLONS
>Ken cosgrove from mad men solves mysteries
>>683728525
>don't talk to me or my wife's husband ever again
>>683726597
Simpson's Road Rage
>>683728510
Holy shit you're right, I'm not the dude who posted but you're fucking right.
>>683728415
Fucking hell I just bought this game.
>Missing Limbs
>Unlock Upgrades
>Had a world map
>game save or passwords
>Ends in a boss rush
>>683728704
JAY-s-ON!
>Roland? come on pick up
>>683728719
StarCraft
Alright this one may be kinda tricky
>wherethefuckami.jpg
>dark room
>floor has some dope-ass stained glass with some "random" dude in it
>holy shit i has to choose between 3 different attack types xDxDxd
>kill some ugly ass niggers
>giant nigger appears
>kill giant nigger
>wake up, be ~15 year old kid
>realize summer is about to end
>need some $$$ to go to the beach with some friends
>different works, they're all stupid shit.
>ok i got my money
>about to buy tickets
>money suddenly dissapears
>everything turns weird as fuck
>realize you are in a simulation
>realize you are literally a nobody
>you merge with the true protagonist because the nigger was asleep
>true protagonist wakes up
>why the fuck do i have some furries helping me
>kinda meta topic
>gotta save your sister
>part with robots
>part with lava
>in 3D!!!!
>>683728811
rayman
>>683728>>683728699
The PAC man part triggered me hard as a kid so thanks for the PTSD fam
>>683728748
Deadly Premonition?
All I got for them clues man :/
>>683728459
I'll accept that
>>683725615
Mike tyson's punchout?
>>683723635
Jetpack Joeride
>>683728794
Aw shit, sorry dude
>>683725615
rdr
>shoot people
>cool I got a box
>box costs moneys
>cool now I'm poor
>overrated
> beloved sitcom family.
> drive cars
> collide and move quickly
>>683728954
Kingdom hearts 2?
>>683728954
Kingdom Farts re:re:Copyright
>>683728525
Hint(as if you fucking needed one):
>Tumblr's favorite game
>kill mutants
>get bit
>now mutant
>ALIENS
>My people were sacrificed to birth this unholy virus
>abused and diseased, they died in agony
>i am the bringer of death
>leave this hell and save your world
come on, someones gotta get this
>>683729195
Simpsons Hit and Run
>>683728954
Kingdom hearts
>>683729223
yup.
>>683729233
topkek
>>683729179
Cs:go
>>683729195
Full House: Beyond Thunderdome
>>683729179
Call of Duty Zombies?
>>683729276
Comic Sans and feels the game?
>Crash on planet
>Eat shit, get bigger
>Keep eating shit
>Get legs
>Walk around and eat shit
>Eat more shit
>Get smart
>Make fire and eat shit
>Eat more shit
>Get smarter
>No more eating
>Control your entire species
>Either befriend other cities or destroy them
>Get smarterer
>Go to space
>Become smartest
>Shitty other games based on this
>>683729125
Not your fault. I can't blame you for spoilers because the game's been out for years.
>>683729022
Yea, it's was a weird bit.
>>683729463
Spore
>>683729463
Spore?
>>683729463
Spore
>>683729463
Spore
>>683729463
Spore. AKA Sperm the game
>>683729463
spore?
>>683729276
Undertale.
>In gang
>Top notch ragdoll
>Friend being dragged by car
>Dies
>Sad
>Continue
>Oh shit that's a UFO
>I can fly that?
>Fuck the mourning
>>683729346
Got it
>click the circles
>to the beat
>>683729548
>>683729567
>>683729570
>>683729575
>>683729592
>>683729605
Yes, it's fucking Spore.
>>683729643
Saints Row 2
RIP Carlos
>>683729643
Saints row
>>683725436
Pacman
>on rails shooter
>Ride dragon
>transformable dragon
>has three different forms
come one someones gotta get this
>>683729733
May the gods bless him
>mitochondria
>>683729758
No dipshit. Its Fozzie Fucking Bear on Adderal
>>683724560
God of war?
>firat game - good level design and overall pretty spooky
>second game - level design isn't quite as good but you get to revisit some areas of the first game, not as spooky as first
>third game - what the fuck were they even thinking
>triangle boobs
