Ask a guy who hasn't done the dishes in over 3 months and has mold over everything anything.
Been going out to eat. To be honest I've been lazy as fuck and it smells to bad to clean. I don't know what to do. Help me /B/ros
>Anonymous 05/10/16(Tue)22:08:42 No.68
2. why the FUCK would you leave that shit out?
Where you live?
you are about to be put on my rage folder. What the fuck is your excuse
Time stamp for you guys. I'm dry heaving might throw up will post pic if I do. I normally avoid the kitchen
>quads and timestamp
Well, uh, make a nice dish detergent by taking 1 part bleach, one part ammonia, and mix them together and blow them using a straw lightly, to get your perfect mix, And it should help clean your dishes
Well, you're in this situation, so that probably means that you lack normal motivation.
1) Get adderall
2) Take adderall
3) Start washing the dishes
4) finish washing the dishes
Alternatively, you could just skip the adderall and fucking respect yourself and just wash the fucking dishes.
Get a little bit of bleach, it will wash off but more importantly it will drown out the smell immediately the stuff can take the worst smells on earth and make them smell like bukkake.
If this is what you're referring to then yes, it is bringing back some memories.
Will this help me clean the dishes? I don't have any bleach just dawn dish detergent
Will toilet cleaner work? Instead of bleach? Pic related I need to clean my toilet too
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. YOU DON'T FLUSH EITHER? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR EXCUSE FOR THAT
What the fuck OP. You have OCD and yet you don't own bleach in your house and you formed a bond with your own shit?
Get some heavy duty lawn bags. Trash everything that has been soaking filth and mold. Bleach the kitchen. Wash your dishes after you are done eating. If you cant stand to wash dishes then you are doomed to a fast food lifestyle.
This picture makes me loose my shit. What have you done America....
you should just throw them all out and start over fam.
i hate doing dishes too but if you do them more often its way easier. getting started is the hardest part, once i get going its pretty comfy.
you could listen to music or something, i like listening to my radio shows.
Buy gloves and a pack of those hospital masks and just start filling trash bags. Don't even attempt to clean any of the actual dishes. Start over. Buy new dishes. U dun gooft. You're probably killing yourself with mold and you don't even know it.
Guys, I'm getting tacos.. Thinking of the dishes is scaring me
u have more resistance than me
I went a month before I caved
>tfw on my way to kitchen to finally do month old dirty dishes
>detour to Dairy Queen
>rather spend 10$ a pop for a meal
>than stand and wash dishes for 20mins
fridgebro is possibly best greentext ever.
I feel for you, OP. My wife giving a shit about our living conditions (and the fact that I can't stand flies) is probably the only thing standing between me and your condition.
at my old DQ you could spend way less than $10 for a meal. In fact, cheezeburger, medium fries, large drink, and small cone was like $4.50. But the place was also in a small place and was famous for making massive blizzards that stuck 4 inches out of the cup for the same price as everywhere else.
ya they have that here too
Midwest fag reporting in
it's the 2pm to 4pm special
once the smell of dirty dishes doesn't subside anymore
i'll must up the courage and do the got'damn dishes
this is actually good advice. Put those rubber gloves to good use, get some bleach while you're out, use a mask, and wear clothes you wouldn't be mad if you had to throw away afterward.
bumfuck South Dakota
in the middle of nowhere
internet is all i have of the outside world
The fact that people like you actually exist makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I can't let dishes go for more than a day without doing them, unless I'm working 14 hour shifts. I really don't understand how you can let it go so bad though. Just do your dishes after you use them and are done eating, it will take you not even five minutes. MAYBE 10 if you cooked an elaborate meal.
OP, do you even shower/brush your teeth regularly?
>please say no
get a pool of water going in the sink put a bit of bleach in it and throw all your dirty ass shit in it, and then use some to clean the kitchen too soon the area will smell like mr cleans semen.
Grab a large clean bowl, fill it with water, pour a small amout of bleach, also pour a small amount of Dawn dish detergent, grab a sponge and start cleaning away. Make sure you have you gloves and gas mask on
This one will do. Clean it with bleach and dish soap and do the steps of >>683730905
OP here I put the bleach in the sink and its filling with water what now
You will be smited OP. Someone better cap this fucking thread.
I found this thing under the sink... Will this work?
My chest is hurting and I'm getting light headed /b/ros
Is that a fucking unopened can of Chef Boyardee in your sink?
Man I thought I was a messy fuck. Call a cleaning service tomorrow, and don't let your place get to that state again. It'll be about 150$ (maybe more in your case) but it will make you feel way better.
oh shit nigga
I know a guy from North Dakota. North Dakota is worse, right?
steel wool? a fucking dish brush? brillo pad? a fucking washcloth?
BROTHER ! I hope I had pic at my worst. Never reached your level tho but been pretty close.
I'm officially done...
How are you still alive living in all that filth, do yoy have any health problems like respitory issue due to the mold/horrible stench?
I cant really comprehend why you would go so long without either of those two.. how much plaque do you have on your teeth?
Pic of teeth,bedroom,living room??
Guys idk if I can do the dishes... The sink is clogged now
Hire professional cleaners to clean your house for you and get it bug bomed since you probably have mold bugs coming out of everywhere and bugs crawling out of your shit you formed a bond with.
I'm just moving the dishes to the bathtub. Probably won't end up doing them anytime soon
Nb4 faggot for not drinking moldy microwave juice
Mold bugs exist dumbass. Mold flies and ladybugs that eat mold exist.
Bug bombing is when you use a can filled with raid or some shit to spray basically raid in an entire room of your house/appartment to kill all the bugs in that room.
>DAY 6 of raid still in progress
>Pepsi's contest still going on, no legit entries for the past 3 days though
Huehuehue Am on phone now so do not have thread to post for posterity... but shit that was funny.
I'm more than 100% positive that FBF was here before you. I'm more than 100% positive that true \b\tards and oldfag fags will and can related to everything FBF
stop trying to change the world loser. Let us revel like babes in our own madness