Waifu thread! >Claim a waifu >Talk shit about the rest
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Waifu thread!
>Claim a waifu
>Talk shit about the rest of /b/
>Talk shit about other waifus
>Talk shit about normies
>Talk shit
Death robot edition.
>>683714940
No, u
Miho claimed
>>683714683
Put that engine in a go-cart or a fan boat then.
>>683712652
>creepy catlady feminist
Lel this kind of evil can't really exist right? Right?
>>683713175
Hmm doesn't sound to bad. It'll take some time to scrounge that up though
>>683713522
Depending on what part of the map it can be wonderful. The hallway on B for example. If you're good enough at spamming DMRs there goes easy kills.
Teamwork can fuck you over though.
>>683713377
Top fucking kek, glad you're alright though.
>>683713548
Not when you transform.
>>683714227
Not particularly but a nice fairly red is pretty good.
On Maki however it's absolutely stunning
>Best idol claimed
posting Kurumi until one of my others are needed
Tenryuu claimed
>>683714452
Dude, send me all the good songs, I love'em~
>>683714564
I'm listening the songs Rikka has been sending me~ Slowly getting tired. How's osu? Never actually played it
Studying right now so chain it up
>>683715045
still here
underrated loli
>Mirai claim
>Kuudere edition
>>683715045
jesus I'm getting whiplash from being in an active thread. It's been... YEARS. and Asuka claimed glaring at more food. brb more vodak.
Curie claimed.
how are you guys
I am listening to Genesis right now. I am downloading the Divisoin
dubs and i shed my mortal coil
>>683715045
Talk Shit get hit
>>683714837
i'll do the movement and you can aim
>>683715205
I don't understand. Please tell me big sis maki
>>683715400
do it friend
bye
>>683714564
Nope, not seeing it
>>683714576
Still a fuccboi
>>683714620
If it make you feel any better, Destiny is absolute a hunk of shit when playing solo
>>683715205
I sure as hell hope not, but given I'm so handsome that even gays have their eye on me, I wouldnt be surprised
>>683715400
Aw shit, Sepiku
>>683715400
Deliver plox
>>683715236
osu is good
progressing really slow but soon i'll be getting into insane
those songs are like... pleb tier rap though
do you like lyrical or hyphy cause i'll send you some too
>>683715205
Prices are shit right now.
Right now i have 2 washers, 2 stoves, and a drier in my truck and ill be lucky to make $20 off it.
>>683715300
Because she's shit. Look at those proportions. Fucking noodle armed, pig nosed, alien eyed, cabbage patch looking slut.
>>683715506
Please no leave.
Obligatory claim.
>>683715236
Alright haha I can try to its up to you to find what ya like. I got another for you though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsrOaFtenlE
I feel like this song is for everyone here in /waifu/
Rikka claimed!
![Saber-fate-stay-night-25737664-1280-960[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PqtUDZX.jpg "Saber-fate-stay-night-25737664-1280-960[1].jpg")
Your waifu a shit etc etc
>>683715400
>he got dubs
You must do it now.
>>683715538
Send me whatever. I'm pretty much a pleb when it comes to rap anyway
>>683715400
>>683715506
Aww come on Spike. Just drink and forget all about those dubs. Lol
>>683715165
No, u. Adorable.
>>683715400
well shit see you space cowboy.
>>683715538
I was trying to slowly ease him into it, you cant just through someone into the fire!
>Rikka
>>683714568
Oh no I didn't mean it like that, thanks though.
>>683714940
Nah I'm an asshole, I like this place though.
>>683715400
Time to deliver.
>>683715045
>>683714422
no, militaria is just my hobby and main interest. I like guns a gear and learning about military shit. I would have joined at 18 but there is a long story as to why i had to sit out the war just long enough for the draw down. i would sign up for the middle east dance off tho.
>>683714576
>Do. Fucking. Want.
i will make sure to remember to tell you when it's up again.
>Which is why I enjoy most of what was around that era.
i know a lot of cops who listen to it in their squad cars. the idea of it makes me laugh my ass off.
>>683715205
i think red heads are generally meh. there are some really fucking hot women who are redheads but i don't think red hair on its own can save an unattractive girl.
One more thing before sleep.
>>683715706
That one tho.. I do not like~
>Megumin
>>683715506
Just drink and forget that ever happened~
>>683715966
Nah, you're a sweet guy and I like that you come here regularly.
>>683715925
>>683715510
fair enough
>>683715726
mm
try these two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG8b3TbBeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZVlSqjjkic
>>683715965
INTO THE FIRE THEY GO.
plus you don't wanna accidentally get someone into fucccboi music
>>683715916
No,u. Handsome.
>>683716169
hello hand
>>683716063
...and miles to go before I sleep.
>>683716092
Sorry for that haha I was jumping to far here maybe this one might suit you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygp_jutO5LY
>>683716221
True true true, fuccboi music can be fun though...sometimes.
>>683715966
>>683715444
You see little Shinoa, when ever trips appear you miraculously go full smug. How do you do? The powers that be.
>>683715510
Living the life of a Mack huh?
>>683715539
Wew lad, that's terrible. What do they usually fetch for?
>>683715991
>red hair on its own can save an unattractive girl.
No color of hair can.
>>683716299
No, u. Cute stuff.
>>683716404
Hey there, Smug. What's up?
>>683715726
well its a guilty pleasure but this is from the first COD I worked on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlmezywdxPI
he has lots better shit. god damn captur got harder...
reminder ~!
>>683716453
>fuccboi music can be fun
oh no i agree, fetty wap and some modern shit is fun.
>Hotaru
>>683716169
That's probably the biggest reason I still come here, because for once people actually want me around regularly.
>>683716472
These thread be like
>>683716527
Not smug.
Well kinda
>>683716499
some features can.
>>683716620
>they all look happy about it
im cool with that
>>683716453
>3005
This guy has good taste.
>>683716738
Such as?
>>683716527
The usual. Yourself?
>>683716713
>>683716713
>saving a thumbnail
>>683716713
Judge thumbnail.
>>683716203
oh thats fuckin great sav'd.
>>683716579
Probably because you're so pleasant to be around, horror buddy.
>>683716671
I refer to all the Tomos as "Smug". Pay that no mind.
How is your night going?
>>683716499
Few years ago when prices weren't shit 1000 pounds was about $95.
I had a stripped down car body the other week. No doors, engine, trans, axles, seats, or wheels. Was worth $35 in scrap.
>>683716907
Shhhhhhh
>>683716499
Lel your waifu a shit
>>683716851
>>683716499
Because of you dubs
>>683715991
Oh you guys on /k/ wanna kill people so badly. Need more people to want to defend outside of country instend of kids saying "sign me up" Then get all scared when they're shipped off
>>683716846
>childish gambino
>good taste
Quick claim
>>683716846
let's say the girl has a boring face and is average in everyway but she has a feature that supports your kink. such as a really tight shapely ass or maybe she has shredded abs.
>>683716671
>>683716848
Well that was confusing.
Anything of note, lil' Smug? I'm just enjoying these chest pains right now, probably going to head off to bed soon. Thanks for asking. Up to anything right now?
>>683717009
>confused hands
>>683717053
I keep putting off watching hero acadamia
and sleep
I should probably get to one of those
https://youtu.be/aSNJ00iAZ7I
>>683716221
I love the first one, the second is pretty decent in my book
>>683716453
That the kinda song I'd listen to if I ever smoke weed again~
>I like it
>>683716535
That's the kind of rap I don't like D:
>>683716499
I may look like a mack daddy but I have a pretty betaish personality
>>683716221
Oh wait I forgot you saw my picture.
I'm still skinny af
Fuck Dave Grohl's facial hair. God I hate that guy. Like his jaw just said fuck it.
>>683717169
>>683716527
No,u. hot stuff.
>>683716892
Glad you liked it
>>683716620
The first one is like "I'm claimed! Oh well"
Look how happy they are!
>>683717090
I love this pic of rin yo
>>683716579
No nig nogs please
>>683716562
Glad we can agree on something rap friend.
>>683716846
Thanks man, everything I like is pretty hit or miss though.
>>683717184
Sick, so only one of the four you didnt like, not to bad of a score!
>>683716907
That's because its over the internet.
Rory claimed
>>683717108
Soon you shall also know....The Buzz
>>683717140
Love you hand.
>>683715045
Kys op you fagtastic ass whip
Duty calls, so i have to go now. See you guys later.
>>683717184
perfect i got tons for you then
xavier wulf is dank and most of his shit is free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNog0xHTuXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr2MGTZA_mQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBUZNfbJnp4
>>683717237
YES.
i am too though so it's k
>>683717410
only some times though, i'd never listen to it when im alone. only in the car cuz it bumps
>>683717410
I am now 75% nigger
>>683717607
Have fun
>>683717607
See you later Tenryuu.
>>683717365
It's your lint.
>>683717072
>Oh you guys on /k/ wanna kill people so badly. Need more people who want to defend outside of country instead of kids saying "sign me up" Then get all scared when they're shipped off
a lot of people used the military as a way to get out of the shitty life they had. some people wanted college and other people were just really mad. I don't particularly want to kill anyone. I just would get enjoyment out of ending some fucker who broke in my house, or killing some sandnigger who shot at me and my friends. I don't think killing for the sake of killing is really that great. But i think being really good at killing the people who need to be killed is a admirable quality.
>>683717711
Time2fap
>>683717664
Meh
>>683717603
>fagtastic ass whip
can this be new meme?
>>683717771
Kind black man isn't it 2 am over there?
>>683717332
No, u. Sexy stuff.
>>683717424
Nonsense, I'd say people convey themselves somewhat more emotionally open in these threads.
I don't act anything like this outside of these, kek.
>>683717573
>very confused
Love you too, creature of the night.
I'm gonna head off to bed, g'night y'all. Sleep warm and well, that means you two as well, Mikan and Cowgirl.
>>683717549
Hmm? The buzz? What is that?
>>683717184
Ahhh I see... need to go deeper then...
you probably won't remember this then /oldfags all over the place. i don't think this is the original one either..
>>683717908
Actually sounds like interesting mixed drink or pastry, doesn't it?
>>683717004
Wow, and I here I thought it was a pretty lucrative businesses.
>>683717072
The truth is out.
>>683717090
At least for 3005.
>>683717125
Yeah that'd instantly boost her up for anyone.
>>683717237
It compensates for it.
>>683717410
What else you got?
>>683715234
Fuck you like this
>>683718189
What the fuck is that?
>>683718111
Soon.......
>>683717833
I agree. I dont like killing people out of wanting to. Thats a kid to someone's mother. I wanna join navy to be a corpsman :D I want to fix up my brothers in arms should they get wounded
>>683718238
Hate it when someone actually checks me out cause I have no idea how to respond
>>683718070
Perhaps. Haven't been here in two days and the lurk is unreal.
>>683717664
I listen to it when I am getting ready for work. Makes me happy and in a good mood to deal with stupid people all day.
>>683717668
Congratulations!
>>683718238
Music wise? Alot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhXEyEYWxEI
Rap wise? This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBAeZf5e3M
>fubuki claim
>>683717664
I really like all of them.. You guys made me into a nigger D:
>seriously, thanks for the songs~
>>683718467
I'm thinking on being a medic in the army
>>683718238
I can still be cute
>it's a bonfire turn the lights out.
>>683718189
>>683718431
I believe it's a hermaphrodite.
I should probably get to sleep
gotta work, play Destiny, and probably make a Mercy folder tomorrow
>>683717370
Haha alright.
>>683717607
Bye.
>>683718087
Yeah they do, I know I keep putting myself down every other post so if you don't want to hear that stuff let me know and I'll stop, just helps me cope you know.
>>683718612
Did we just become best friends?! i like that song. the first one. I'm no good at rap but i like that.
>>683718738
Mercy folder? Are you changing your waifu or something?
>>683718719
A shitty dick and a shitty vagina.
>>683718436
Tell me now! I need to know!
>>683718762
>I know I keep putting myself down every other post so if you don't want to hear that stuff let me know and I'll stop, just helps me cope you know.
Never, I love listening to you and what ya have to say. I'm just glad it helps you cope, really does make me happy.
I'm gonna head off to bed for real now, kek. Sleep warm and well, Cowgirl.
>>683718919
If I get enough pictures I probably will
HEY ROD
>>683718957
>current year
>possessing genitals
I know right?
>>683719115
Goodnight.
>>683719141
Whaaaaat you can't do that. Mercy looks way too nice for you. Lol
>>683718467
corpsmen are riflemen first. you gotta be ok with killing people. you don't have to like it but there are going to be people who deserve to die. They are religious fanatics who want to kill you and butcher your body and use you for propaganda purposes. But doing a blue to green navy corpsmen deal is cool because you get the medical training that will help you if you want to go on to a medical profession after the military and you get the marine corps infantry training that will make you a better more prepared soldier.
>>683719235
Sup Kunota ;0
>>683718087
No. You.
>>683719141
Heathen.
>>683719338
lewd ;-;
>>683719115
Goodnight Hand-kun
>Kyouko
>>683719298
talkin about the us right?
sounds like the us
>>683718612
>ready for work
I listen to dumb hyphy shit in my car and go ape shit because
>weeb grill in weeb car listening to nigg music and spazzing
i live in a nice area and no one really likes me because im a loud obnoxious nigger with my car.
>>683718659
I HAVE MORE IF U WANT
>>683718525
i hate it when you're not on skype.
>>683719411
MY EYES.
>>683718238
Yeah it use to be good but the market i complete shit now.
But car batteries, copper, brass, aluminum AC compressors from home AC units and there copper/alum coils are also worth more the Normal metal. Same goes for the compressor in a fridge. Just dont be near one when u crack a line open to drain it. Shit fries your brain or causes a mustered type gas if your smoking near it.
>>683719244
I've got an extremely girly penis.
>>683718525
Just be yourself! :^)
Probably wouldn't know either
>>683718612
Nice. Keep'em coming.
>>683718691
No denying that.
>I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about
>>683718612
how about this then? (this isn't the video I remember and the mastering sounds a bit diff.... )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSFMyeGwXIw
>>683719411
Come on daddy
>>683719115
Goodnight
>>683719596
Would you date a girl with a masculine vagina?
>Notomoko
>>683718762
Good
>>683719110
Soon.....
>>683719536
GIMME MOAR MY KIND SISTAH OF AFRICAN ORIGIN
>>683719745
No thats hella gay nigga.
I bought a mousepad with Curie on it. No ragretz.
>>683719948
HOL UP
SO U TELLIN ME
DIS B GAY?
>>683719536
why, I'm right here nigger
>>683719597
Bah that's what I get told all the time
>>683719814
I just want to know...
Why can't I know now...
>>683718659
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee
>>683719298
They'll drill me to like to kill right?
>>683719597
>make the beat retarded amd call it slow jam
>>683718856
Sure dude we can be BFFs I love the hell out of that song!
>>683719536
>Weeb car
I drive a yellow bug and go ape shit with my music turned all the way up, i get looks but I love it!
>>683719597
Alright youre listening to W A I F U, where we play we play better music than /MU/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3OgSjXu_N4
>>683719685
I really like the drums for this song!
>>683720189
LMAO this cakeboy askin' if di shit gay LMAO
>>683720182
which pic did you use?
>>683720331
that one on the post you replied to and this one. they were tall pics so I needed 2 to cover the entire pad.
>>683720470
U wot
>>683720566
what.
>>683719859
IM WHITE FAGGOT
but ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8EdQMKgxR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BU2-uw49RI
>>683720196
BECAUSE i don't know i like talking to you on skype so get on skype
>>683720318
i have a Toyota Corolla AE86
>with stuffed animu characters
>and animu/weebtrash stickers on it
>its also lowered and it's a drift car
blame my dad he brought me up on initial D and drift events, told him the first and only car i ever wanted was an ae86
but i cant do much drifting because he doesn't wanna pay for it and im a NEET
>>683720199
Ask Sanae when she gets on.
>>683718564
Nothing missed really
>>683720318
ugh flashbacks of failing this song on rock band 3
its so hard to think of stuff people haven't heard because of the internet. guess i'll just go older like the Dredj song :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
a masterful pile of sampling.
>>683720780
>>683720734
Hmph, fine, I will. I'll just wait.
>>683720987
Meme
>>683720725
What if I dont wanna?
>>683720725
Thank you~
>Megumin
