ugliest person in the world reporting in
yes i'm aware no one cares
Nice microkorg, bro. From one Korg fag to another.
R3 and m50 here
this trending retarded shit of posting the temperature
he's just a attention seeking faggot
I'm flat chested.
This is the best post I've ever made. Fuck all of you in this thread. I got trips while spamming your cringey circle jerk thread with the undisputably hilarious banana. Now get this cancer off of /b/ and go to >>/soc/ or >>/hm/ where you belong.
I mean come on. Look at this queer. You know he only started this thread so that people would say how they'd put their dick in his butt. What a slut. Not even 18, but he posts here? And a fag?
Should be Underage b&
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
You kinda look like you're mean
But i'd date you
Not a big fan of that hairstyle
Wow, you're so perfect. I want to ride in your pickup truck and get piggyback rides from you
You look like my next boyfriend!
Is that your pet snake?
I've always wanted a pet snake and a tarantula. But they're illegal to have as pets where I live
While I appreciate your admiration and would agree to letting you ride in my truck, I would have to disappoint you on the piggy back rides and/or anything else even remotely homosexual. Sorry, bro...
Fine, don't be lewd anon
just got off work. only had one customer bitch at me today
Well atleast I get to be in the presence of an alpha
Thanks for rejecting me nicely sir
Ah okay. Actually thought we may have known each other. People have called me Mike or Mikey before annoyingly as a joke.
Calm your tits. That picture is a couple years old now anyway.
Well, the real problem here is not much about the lenght of your dick, but the circumference, it's really fucking thin
Also, muscles make your dick seams smaller, can relate to that
oh my god i thought i deleted all those! please you have to stop
Pix w timestamp proving your old enough to be an oldfag or i'm gonna assume you're a summerfag le troll
>I will literally write the timestamp date and your post number wins on my titties
>If you can provide physical evidence you are an oldfag.
oh you useless bitch, you have so many things to learn about this place.
>inb4 underage b&
I can't blame you for thinking it
HA, such original material. Literally no one else in this entire thread has said that, it's such an amazing comeback. I bet you gave that one some serious thought, friendo. It's truly piquant work, you should go on the stage.
>>683726475 never heard that one before lol
Wish I was that fit.
>xD lol keksimus maximus omg idk
>how can there be a comeback without a stimulus omg this guys fucking stupid
>perfectly good dick insult totally original material
>faggots amirite LOL
>fail at condescension LOL LOL XD
>b-but nothing to comeback to
seriously thats what you sound like right now.
Before I started working out lol. I was an alcoholic going down a dark road of drug abuse,fighting and going to jail cus of a bad break up. (How cliche I know)>>683728053
It was a joke picture with my cousin. We thought it was hilarious. Some time last year.
Have a butt. I should honestly work out more but squats are painful and evil
Looks like this girls butt but this is micer
>You kinda look like you're mean
>But i'd date you
I have never understood this mentality and likely never will.
>because you keep talking to me
seriously this caliber of logic puts peoples lives at risk.
>i just sound like a pretentious cunt 100% of the time and somehow no ones ever told me before