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>travel to island
>get attacked by bunch of animals
>fight a ninja
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>voice acting, but only 6 characters, and you have to lose to them
>lots of mother-like slang terms
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> die
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>future
>Koreans fucking things up
>aliens
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>>683712102

derk serls
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>>683711582

Other M
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>smoke meth in the desert
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>>683712102
Heavy Rain
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>>683712307
I was going to say life. The biggest game of all.
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>>683712290
Crisis
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>gore
>shit tossing
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>future
>betrayed by special ops team
>go full berserk on motherfuckers
Sorry Chico
>long boring missions
>space
>Russia
>space again
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>>683710733
dead island
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>>683712851
Easy one, right.
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> mindless fetch and defend quests
> midget voice
> shit game
> shit players
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>>683712925
modern warfare 3
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>hard as shit
> beer gives you health
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>>683713136
Not even close, its old.
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>>683713129

Destiny
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>new york
>bowling
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>>683712971

Nope
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>>683713167
Marriage.

>pepe.jpg
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>>683713380

GTA4
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>bomb blast blesses you with chidori and you zap the fuck out of whatever you feel like.
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>>683713580
Infamous
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>set in Japan
>Join a gang
>Vandalize and recruit
>Police take shit to farr
>Fight the police
>Fight other gangs for turf
>Jam out to funky fresh beats
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>get stuck on random Russian island
>go back in time after an explosion of sorts
>go ahead to present time and things are different
>repeat the previous two steps several more times
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>>683713517
bingo
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>>683713908
Singularity?
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>>683713887
Sleeping dogs?
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>You spend the entire game trying not to fall in love with a 14 year old
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>>683714016
Damn, didn't think many people played it
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>>683714033
Sleeping dogs was in China, though. Perhaps the guy got it wrong.
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>become Queen
>go to class
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>>683712654
GTA V
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>99% shot
>1% miss
>miss
>end my life
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>>683714033
>>683714141
It's not sleeping dogs and check'd
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This one is a series.
> shit graphics, but good start
2nd game
> vastly improved all around
3rd game
> giant purple dildos
4th game
> bigger dildos. And super powers.
4.5th game
> what the actual fuck is this anymore
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>suck the brains out of dinos with a gun
>blue woman tells you what to do all the time
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>"Get me off this thing!"
>10 dollars to use bathroom
>use furries to make people happy
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>>683714039

Last of Us
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>>683714607
Saints Row too easy
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>>683714607
Saints row
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>3 alternate endings.
> you'll probably get 1 of the 2 of the dark endings
>restart a bunch of levels shitton of times to get the 1 good ending.
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>>683714607

Saints Row
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>>683714623
Rollercoaster Tycoon
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>>683714607
Saints row
>>683714623
Roller coaster tycoon 3
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>>683713887
One of the yakuza series
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>>683714744
Metroid
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>>683714125
its a good game
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>>683714294
yep
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>>683714744
Bioshock?
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>>683714777

Nice
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>>683713887
Jet set radio
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>>683714772
>>683714772

Good job.
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>>683710733
"IM FROM THE BRONX, SARGE."
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>crash ship
>fight fuckers
>kill a ball
>drive car
>fly smaller ship
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>>683714805
Its one of the few that actually deserve a sequil
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>>683714669
Correct.
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>>683714801
Nah
There's only like two games in this series
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>>683713887
JSRF
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>blow up building
>bad guy dies. new bad guy
>large snake dead
>powerful magic
>she dead
>weapon
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>you get to play as a bad guy
>just kidding, you're a good guy
>half of the time you need to strategically use moves to defeat enemies
>the other half you try to kill people in the funniest ways possible
>one time I made a guy grab his friend by the leg, then I dropped them off a cliff
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>>683714803
>>683714855
Nah not the game im thinking. Extra hint

>you're character's name starts with C.
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>>683714535
Xcom nigger warfare
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> first five minutes you die
> last five minutes you might die
> but at least you get lots of poon
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>future
>aliens
>super robot aliens
>prevent end of the galaxy
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>>683714976
Woops, forgot to greentext
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>>683715134
ayyylmao
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>>683715112
Mass Effect 3 specifically?
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>BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
>welcome to the blue room
>school
>kid shoots himself in the head regularly
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>>683714999
you spelt sequel wrong man
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>>683714615
I'll give a hint

>the sun with stun blind enemies
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>>683714860
>>683715078
fFucking thank you
I've been on this thread so many times and this is the first time people have gotten it
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>im from the bronx, sarge
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>>683710733
>683712971
I-ninja? PS2?
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>>683715139
Destroy the porn, or something like that?
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>You be a treasure hunter
>except you're not just a treasure hunter
>you're saving a place
>except you're not saving it. You're just making it not change.
>There's a dude who wants to change the place
>The dude's a total dick, but he's everyone's favorite.
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>>683715083

Final Fantasy 7
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Space ninjas listening to a flower
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>huaa
>yaaaaaah
>whaaaaaoh
>while swinging giant fucking weapons to kill dragons n shieeet
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>>683715436
Nope. It's a triple a title
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>>683715222
> one last hint
>there is a magical ability you're given which you will probably use the fuck out of.
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>>683715383

Nope. PS1 era
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>claim to be the greatest warrior
>you we're the first to die in battle
>arrow through the eye
>come back to life
>have to earn your right to be in the warriors hall
>your arm is a boomerang.

No one will get this.
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>>683715378
Fucken Call of doods: Big red uno
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>>683713908
singularity your description looks more like a sinopsys
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>>683715449
what gave it away? i tried to make it ambiguous but succinct
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>>683712102
actual life
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>faggot father tells you to go pick up shit
>you pick up shit
The end
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>>683715666
Total War: Shogun 2, easy.
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>so like, it's not even the real thing
>I mean for real, instead of spending all that time learning the real thing, you learned how to play a dumb game
>why are kids these days so dumb?
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>>683715668
Yep, good job Anon
You get porn
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World war 2 grinding
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>there's 4 of you
>HAHAHA 4 of you get it
>lots of porn involving some bitch with longass claws and shit
>peels
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>>683715818
Wrong.
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>>683715793
Fallout 4
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>hats
>everybody chooses either #3 of #9
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>>683715696

Blowing up a building and >she dead
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>>683710733
metal gear?
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>>683712102
Dark Souls. any of them
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>>683715899
tf2, pyro or spy?
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>>683713887
jet set radio
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Mgsv
> an old wounded war veteran excapes from the hospital that's caring for him
> starts an army by kidnapping people with balloons
> has a very uncomfortable relationship with a mute
> goes around trying to get revenge on a man who looks like a burn victim
> he starts to build womds
> then learns he's actually a nobody and cries about it
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>>683715892
No
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>you are one, but you can be many
>similar people see through you easily
>bald
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>>683715974
snope.
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>>683715822
What kind my home dawg?
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>be caveman
>weird dinosaur shoot my people
>get revenge with shitty bow and end up fucking over enemy dinosaurs
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>>683715969
ahh yea i thought
>she dead
would give it away
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>>683715558
Dragon age? Idk
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>>683716062
Ark.
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>plane crash on Island
>I was with a kid, the fucking natives took him
>I'll find him after I build this tree house.
>20 days later
>He might be dead but I wanna finish this fucking log cabin.
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>>683715256
One last hint

>mother boss regrows body parts after they're shot off
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>>683710733
Metal Gear Solid?
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>cyka blyat
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>>683716062
Far Cry : Primal, of course.
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>>683715974

Close enough. It was Metal Gear Solid
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>>683716160
Forest.
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>>683715558
Fuck me it's Dishonored.
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>>683716144
No.
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Some dude's campfire is keeping everyone up and you either gotta pour some water on it or take over stoking the fire.
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>>683716192
No.
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>>683715980
Dingdingding we have a winner
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>>683716189
mid and feed
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>>683715447
Noone?
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>convert heretics
>purge rebels
>stare at map
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>>683715870
L4d2
>>
>Animal = silencer
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>>683716062
Turok dino hunter?
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>>683716187

Yep
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ok got a new one
>pigs
>jumping
>flail
>more pigs
>green pants
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>>683716257
Dank Souls
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>>683715793
I really want someone to get this
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>>683715870
L4d
>BEEEEL!
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>>683716206
he got it>>683716187
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>>683716411
Postal 2
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>>683716437
Yes
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> you get dropped into a forest
> Soviets show up and pretty much fuck you
> you realize you need better friends
Guess faggots
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>>683715793
Fallout 3
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>>683716223
Ding ding ding we have a winner here is some fapping material boii
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>>683716520
Nice
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Easy one

>rescue a bitch over and over and over again.
>spit balls of fire
>today I'm going to be a fox, nvm I'll be a frog.
>the king is my worst enemy.
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>sent in to save presidents daughter
>bad guys everywhere
>shoot bad guys it head
>find daughter, lose daughter
>shoot bad guys it head OH SHIT not doing that again
>beat small bad guy
>meet an old friend
>find daughter
>beat big guy
>jet ski to freedom
>turn down presidents daughter, she's jail bait

Impress me fags
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>>683716464
Windwaker?
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>>683710733
nice shot! whoops Wow
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>>683712102
The evil within
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>>683716468
Ding ding
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>>683716679
nope
>>
>niggers
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>>683716563
Nyet
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>>683714615
>>683715256
>>683716167
Since nobody got it, its turok 2 seeds of evil
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>>683716207
Ye
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>>683715793
Katamari
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>>683716677
mw3?
>>
this one should be relatively ez

>105%
>oh no
>aliens
>man in suit
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Some dickhead on the top floor keeps throwing shit at you and all you want is to keep things organized
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>>683716558

Metal Gear Solid 3
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>>683715666
rygar
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>>683716677
Resi 4. Try harder fgt
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>>683715666
Medevil
Appropriate check
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>>683716677
Resident Evil 4
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>>683716677
Resident Evil 4.

Favorite game ever
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>>683716616
Mario
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>>683716788
Enemy within
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>>683716788
Half life
>>
A game where you spend 5x the amount of time just managing your armor and skills than actually playing.
>>
>>683716797
Fuck
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>>683716677
Resident Evil 4
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>>683716677
Sounds like Resident Evil 4.
>>
This one might be really easy to those that played it before.
>"UNKNOWN MAN 1000 METERS OF YUO"
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>>683716062
Turok?
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>hospital
>fire
>build base
>disease
>plot twist
>>
>kill bad guy save world
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>>683716677
sounds like res evil 4
>>
>>683716677
Modern Warfare 3?
>>
>>683716771
My nigga
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>>683716867

which one -_-
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>>683712102
Zelda CDI
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>WUB WUB WUB WUB
>FUCK
>DRUUUUUUGSSSS
>YOU CUNT WHY CANT I BEAT THIS GAME!!!
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>>683716922
MGSV
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>>683715447
Borderlands?
>>
>>683716876
ding ding!
>>
>>683716878
skyrim
>>
>>683716677
RE4
>>
>you die
>you revive
>you kill people, or don't
>everything is awesome
>dammit prick
>>
>>683716954
Super Fuck-you 69
>>
> you are bread
>>
>>683716978
Hotline Miami?
>>
>>683716981
WINRAR!
>>
>>683716878

Disgaea
>>
>>683716920
Yes but some one already guessed it
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>>683717044
close. smb3
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>where the fuck am i supposed to go?
>this aint so hard
>Fuck me this is fucking hard
>Wheres the bonfire?!
>>
>>683716677
>RE4
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>>683716978
Hotline: Miami
>>
>>683713908
Zelda OoT?
>>
>>683716929
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
>>
>meant to be a Co-op fps, but you play it all alone and probably use a katana more than you use a gun.
>>
>>683717012
Damn nigga that is like the exact opposite I mean if you had said any other elder scrolls you would at least be half-right.
>>
>a game where you explore the Pokemon world catching Pokemon and training Pokemon so you can become the Pokemon master
>>
>>683716954
Mario 3
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>DEJA VU
>>
You do your job and serve your country.
>>
>>683717149
Pokemon?
>>
>>683717031
Er. Deus Ex?
>PRITCHARD.
>>
>>683717149
Digimon
>>
>>683712925
Metal gear?
>>
>>683717149
Pokemon?
>>
>hacker
>cuck niece dies
>cuck sister gets kidnapped
>vigilante
>revenge.jpg
>>
>>683717149
Cory in the House?
>>
>space
>alien invasion
>super powers
>boom boom
>cool as fuck diving mechanic
>>
>>683717149
sonic?
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>gold is useless
>>
>>683717145
Warframe.
>>
>Father killed by asshole
>get job(s)
>use money earned to buy capsule toys
>and finally travel to Hong Kong in search of killer
>>
>>683717057
I AM BREAD
>>
>>683717145
army of 2
>>
> you ride a bike
> your daughter is a needy bitch
> every npc is a complete fucktard
>>
>>683717245
watch dogs
>>
>>683717106
Dank soles
>>
>be toad
>fight battles
>>
>The game is literally as fun as filling out paperwork.
>But muh story, muh choices.
>>
> Driving
> I thought the US was alot bigger than this....
>>
>>683717149
Yugio!
>>
Thousands of players in a server
/yell /tell is the stuff of nightmares
Everyone hates the games but still plays it.
>>
>choose between classes
>rekt monsters
>ohshit got to fill a fucking water pot with a rock on to protect home village
>>
>>683717106
Easy
Dark Souls
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>>683717245
A good game
>>
>>683715068

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!
>>
>>683717296
Cavebuild?
>>
>want to be pirate
>am little bitch
>clever insults
>kill antagonist with root beer
>>
>>683717345
war frogs?
>>
>>683717057
Dark souls
>>
>>683717296
Wow I can't tell if this is the most autistic or artistic minecraft creation I've ever seen
>>
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>WAKA
>WAKA
>more WAKA
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>>683717351
The crew
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>>683717346
papers please
>>
>>683717245
Watch Dogos
>>
>>683715666
medieval. Bitch please that was simple
>>
>>683717296
World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor
>>
>>683717416
The Phantom Pain
>>
>>683717353
Any recent call of duty game
>>
>>683717315
Shenmue
>>
>>683717465
Yup
>>
>>683717333
gta5
>>
>>683717272
Space invaders?
>>
>>683717416
Scape from monkey island
>>
>>683717466
yessir
>>
>>683717475
Correct
>>
>Frank Herbert inspired
>Hippy ecoterrorists
>Fun with terraforming.
>>
>>683717345
brawling amphibians?
>>
>>683717346
Any telltale game
>>
>>683713167
fistful of frags..?
>>
>be demon
>bitch slap imps
>vampires and warlocks do not get along
>>
>middle east
>medival times
>espionage
>>
>"we need more wood!"
>"the work doesn't end here"
>"WOOD!"
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>some cunt kid thinks hes 'pretty good'
>fucking rebounds bullets off shit
>the fuck am i supposed to do against him?
>im just a fucking solider
>>
>>683717212
Didn't want to make it that obvious, but you're right
>>
>>fk in the coffee
>>did you get that zach?
>>
>>683717624
Overloard?
>>
>>683717534
Nope. This games old but not that old. Came out the same week as Fable first did though
>>
>>683714744
Dishonored
>>
>big island
>you can fly
>you're also spiderman
>>
>>683717577
Red Faction?
>>
>>683717653
Smelly green alien humans and Humans
>>
CAN ANYONE GIVE ME A GOOD RPG/SHOOTER I LIKED MGSV,SKYRIM,BAULDERS GATE(back in the day) ON THE PS3??? sorry i just need a good game to distract me from the harsh reality of life
>>
>>683717496
Yep
>>
>scary shit happens
> raped by little girl
>>
>>683714607
giant purple dildos gave it away
>>
>>683717305
No1ce mah nigguh
Here is a windows background
>>
>>683716375
EU4
>>
>>683717781
F.E.A.R
>>
>>683716737
Re5
>>
>>683717781
The Last of Us: Remastered?
>>
>>683717765
Nope
>>
>Cyka Blyat
>>
>Commander. Theres shit for you to do
>Forget all that other shit NEW MISSION.
>HEY FAGGOT THEY'RE ADVANCING THE FUCKING PLOT
>COMAAANNDDEEERR PEOPLE ARE DYYYINGG[Telling me for the 20th goddamn time.]
>>
>I'll take a number 9
>a number 9 large
>an number six with extra dip
>two number 7's
>one with cheese
>and a large soda
>>
>>683717741

Just Cause
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>>683717653
Stronghold
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Now lets play guess the poorly drawn movie... go!
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>>683717702
Close but older
>>
>>683717904
XCOM 2
>>
>evil scientists experiment on you and your gf
>you escape by leaping Out of the top floor window into the sea
>wake up on an island with boxes and some local natives trying to kill you
>proceed to beat natives and island hop your way to defeat head scientists
>fight Australian themed experiments on the way
>make friends with a floating piece of magical wood on the way
>>
>>683717333
> you are better than any engineer ever pretty much
>>
>>683717918
GTA SA
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>>683718000
Nope
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>>683717897
Kek
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>>683715543
monster hunter literally any of them
>>
>>683718004
James Bond: Bicycle Edition
>>
>>683717665
Need moar clues
>>
>>683717903
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Metro 2033
>>
>>683715543
Dragon's Dogma
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