ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons guess
>travel to island
>get attacked by bunch of animals
>fight a ninja
This one is a series.
> shit graphics, but good start
> vastly improved all around
> giant purple dildos
> bigger dildos. And super powers.
> what the actual fuck is this anymore
>you get to play as a bad guy
>just kidding, you're a good guy
>half of the time you need to strategically use moves to defeat enemies
>the other half you try to kill people in the funniest ways possible
>one time I made a guy grab his friend by the leg, then I dropped them off a cliff
>welcome to the blue room
>kid shoots himself in the head regularly
>You be a treasure hunter
>except you're not just a treasure hunter
>you're saving a place
>except you're not saving it. You're just making it not change.
>There's a dude who wants to change the place
>The dude's a total dick, but he's everyone's favorite.
>claim to be the greatest warrior
>you we're the first to die in battle
>arrow through the eye
>come back to life
>have to earn your right to be in the warriors hall
>your arm is a boomerang.
No one will get this.
> an old wounded war veteran excapes from the hospital that's caring for him
> starts an army by kidnapping people with balloons
> has a very uncomfortable relationship with a mute
> goes around trying to get revenge on a man who looks like a burn victim
> he starts to build womds
> then learns he's actually a nobody and cries about it
>plane crash on Island
>I was with a kid, the fucking natives took him
>I'll find him after I build this tree house.
>20 days later
>He might be dead but I wanna finish this fucking log cabin.
Ding ding ding we have a winner here is some fapping material boii
>sent in to save presidents daughter
>bad guys everywhere
>shoot bad guys it head
>find daughter, lose daughter
>shoot bad guys it head OH SHIT not doing that again
>beat small bad guy
>meet an old friend
>beat big guy
>jet ski to freedom
>turn down presidents daughter, she's jail bait
Impress me fags
>WUB WUB WUB WUB
>YOU CUNT WHY CANT I BEAT THIS GAME!!!
>where the fuck am i supposed to go?
>this aint so hard
>Fuck me this is fucking hard
>Wheres the bonfire?!
>some cunt kid thinks hes 'pretty good'
>fucking rebounds bullets off shit
>the fuck am i supposed to do against him?
>im just a fucking solider
No1ce mah nigguh
Here is a windows background
>Commander. Theres shit for you to do
>Forget all that other shit NEW MISSION.
>HEY FAGGOT THEY'RE ADVANCING THE FUCKING PLOT
>COMAAANNDDEEERR PEOPLE ARE DYYYINGG[Telling me for the 20th goddamn time.]
>evil scientists experiment on you and your gf
>you escape by leaping Out of the top floor window into the sea
>wake up on an island with boxes and some local natives trying to kill you
>proceed to beat natives and island hop your way to defeat head scientists
>fight Australian themed experiments on the way
>make friends with a floating piece of magical wood on the way