Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
>Sorry if I offended you
>Got finals tomorrow.
nothing much. Listening to mercyful fate. downloading the division, my sister bought it for me.
You can be my friend, but I still wont tell... Will and embarrassing greentext about me crashing a plane work instead?
Why is it only me you do this to!
If the others found out it would be bad though... Its okay, you should join my side against Shinoa!
>If dubs, me and Sachi will copilot death robot
>>most important: fuck you
I love metal!
But I hate rap.. Maybe I just didn't listen to the right songs
Don't mention it, horror buddy. Find something to eat/drink? Or were you looking for something else?
Why would you a Rory? What does that even mean?
I got that feel in MWO. Was late to the party in a close range mech and blasted 4 enemies off their legs with full face salvos of missiles. My warhorn went off so many times.
>drinking too heavily for this thread speed
>lurk mode initiated
Ran out of fumes, eh? Sleep warm and well.
>If the others found out it would be bad though
Ok, now I'm genuinely curious, what happened friend?
>not teasing you
Would if I could. Consolefag here.
Sorry Milinda, gotta keep my channels open.
So you're one of those people.
I bet you camp B Flag on Operation Locker
>Best idol claimed
Thinkin about it but my PS live lapsed and I HATE sonys shit download servers and i'm too drunk to grab the hard copy :3
Yeah I found a frozen pizza, its crap but its something.
Always off by one. Sad face. Lol
I may have to wait until tomorrow to finish this.
well that thread went fast
>mfw Destiny;s updates are 19gb
Mmmm, nice. Better than nothing, man. Hope it fills you up.
I would show you if I had a way to send the pic to you.
>as long as you dont tell that is
If enough people want to see it I will post it
Nooo! Maki I thought you were on my side! </3
That's alright, as long as you don't give up.
I know it will.
it means i would bury my face between her buttcheeks and eat her ass. it means i would cum inside her while having sex in the missionary position and accept responsibility for the child. it means i would let out a mighty roar as she walks down the street gargling my semen and wear a buttplug.
hey don't steal my thing fgt
Well, I um... Thank you.
Not even a smug Asuka claim. Come on, bring your smug game.
Gotta talk to Shinoa about the shipping.
Thats that nignogs thing.
So yea, kinda lied. Playing BattleBlock Theater with one of mah friends. See y'all in a bit.
>MIHO OUT OF FUCKING KNOW WHERE!
What are some of your favorite bands?
Maybe but maybe you just dont like it mang, not everyone does
Welp just gotta wait till youre not fucked up to get that hard copy,
Besides, fake farming is easier than fake treasure hunting badassery when you're trying to watch movies and do this.
Ok cause you sound mad about that and thanks operator anon
Kek forgot to change that
I would say because you're too cute and more but I'm being watched
Fuck no! In locker, I'm the nigga that throws smoke and light people up on rush and conquest
I won't, it looks too good so far.
>cropping is bad edition
You're right. We need to go smugger.
I'll just stay here until I find it all out then.
Motor boats that shit.
LAWL have fun
Well there we go. Lol
Looks like that's a thing now.
Trooo... i can't remember if I finished the last one.
>you sound mad about
nope i was just asking
so i was talking to the guy who makes the italica armed forces patches and he said that he was going to do another run soon. i'll keep you up to date.
Ever thought of transitioning to a more.. hammer based waifu? this was a tough call for me, but asuka won.
No! Im already in a 3 way ship!
Okay give me a min.
>can I really trust you?
Miho! Are you on my side or Shinoas?
Your gonna be here a really long time then...
I believe in you.
That's one of their main purposes.
You have anything good for dinner?
Yes, my family already disowned me.
You know I am! It's just that Shinoa has connections.
Relax m8, I could never replace you.
That's acceptable. Fucking hated going to B.
Excluding what kek?
Please do. I actually have a disposable income atm.
>filename only chefs will get
Kek'd. Good job.
>and getting deep into smug terri-Rory
Is it wrong to tactical wait in Operation Metro with an MG with bipod and FLUR visor?
>tfw an enemy even asked me if it's not boring to sit on the same spot for over 20 minutes
>tfw they never passed my position
I like Black Sabath~ What are yours?
Also, can you link me a good rap song? Just to try it out. Thank you <3
>I would say because you're too cute and more but I'm being watched
Damn you bun! kek
I'm a light teaser, not an ass~
just gunna let that shit download while I sleep
A hammer based waifu,
Why not the best then
>German Hammer Tank
I keep forgetting to mention how shit Rory is
Then build a PC
Thats why we must team up against her!
Yes! Thank you friend!
>You are going to laugh so hard
well played but I dont think you can...
When I was playing I tried that thing and got royally fucked lol.
It wont matter it is a different story anyways.
Never even crossed my mind. I love Rikka, Dekamori is cool but rikka is my one and only!
Hmmm I love Dance Gavin Dance, BMTH is cool, too, Chunk No Captain Chunk, I use to like Crown The Empire, I know weezer isnt metal but its my favorite band.
yeah dude sure!
Kyle is cool
Why is she so perfect?
Means Im making an impression. I like it!
>good rap song
Your views in new Sabbath album?
alright i've done what i can.
Farewell thread. Goodnight.
Hey Doc. Absolutely not, you'd just be helping me get my sniper kills.
Then help me rob a bank.
The Queen of Smug is a tough opponent. Think it's possible?
Nope, that's how I do a lot of stuff, remember though, there's never an enemy the 20 minutes you're ready, but the half second you look away somebody runs up and blows your head off.
>ate some coffee
Man and I thought I ate bad, I guess if you really are a skeleton it doesn't matter too much as long as you get plenty of food at other times in the day but still.
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.
aye that's fair. (spin spin spin bounce bounce bounce)
Having some creepy catlady feminist fall in love with me
There ya go
>Can't catch these hands
Because for all intents and purposes it's a figment of your imagination, and as such acts and thinks in any way you want her to.
Is that allowed? I may have to... reconsider...
nvm I might actually like rap after all~
I haven't listened to their new album yet, is it any good?
That rap song is pretty alright
yo dood, nothing really. playin some osu
thx i really needed that. my face was cold anyway.
beards are moe.
YOU'RE THE HARDEST PERSON TO READ I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
I built mine back in 2013 off scrap metal money. I only spent $400 out of pocket for a video card.
>Motor boats more
Not Riendhardt;s fault you suck
That's not perfection
not really, just to lazy to say I hate Rory right now
only problem is I work at 10 tomorrow, I can't really play until 7
Yeah yeah yeah, what is spinning and what is bouncing???
Ohhhh sick here is another song a littler different but great none the less.
Yeah, I guess I'm pretty bad with that. Glad you ate though, don't worry about me.
...Who exactly are you yelling at there? Lol
I made a thread on /mu/ and its been a while and no one has posted in it. rip me.
With enough people on our side, we can do it!
Im gonna share a greentext, just cause I can. Enjoy!
>1 week after my first Solo flight
>Decide i'm ready for my first flight outside of training
>Call up my friend
>"Can I borrow your Piper bro?"
>"Sure its at xxxx (address)"
>Pick up plane
>Take off after preflight
>Flew for 3 hours, over Lake Superior
>Running low on gas, lets head back
>Begin circling airport
>"Tower am I clear to land?"
>"Go ahead runway xx"
>Flip landing gear switch and throttle back
>"Piper xxx, We are seeing only you right gear down, How copy?"
>1500ft from runway
>Panic mode engage
>Flip Gear up, then Gear down
>"Piper xxx, this is tower, abort landing, repeat, abort landing"
>"Your left gear is up and your right is stuck at 45 degrees."
>Immediately, my Left wing hits the tarmac
>The plane does 3 full spins then comes to a stop
>Kick out the window and run towards the terminal
>Grab the nearest pay phone and call friend
>"Bro i'm so sorry"
>"I've been calling you for the last 2 hours, you took the wrong plane, That one had a hydraulic failure in the landing gear..."
>MFW I crash my friends plane because I forgot to check the tail number.
Can't catch these hands!
Goodnight, Sand Dove. Sleep warm and well.
Why would you even snipe in Metro? And this isn't really a problem, if you know where to wait and hope that at least one medic is doing his job. And that they throw a lot of smoke.
I'm fully concentrated. It took 3/4 of the enemy rushing at once to take me down, and both sides lost a certain amount of people.
fuck yeah we get to copilot the death robot
Didn't have full ears
Anyways, What's up my dude?
I see her more as a daughter
Am I? I'm just a cute little girl! Look at cute little me!
missed a reply and it got all fuggd when i went back to fix it
hows the gains bru
It sounds a lot like Paranoid era Sabbath.
Hey, I dont discriminate. Sometimes you just want to be angry at niggers.
Nah. You starting to like me. I can tell.
No, rip /mu/ for being shit.
Dude at least you loved to tell the tale
Ah that's what i figured. I'm fine, how're you?
very true. this needs to get more love for other waifus.
one guy posted, but its not seeing much action.
I stopped working out
Kinda no point
You have a friend irl? So unfair.
You don't owe him a plane do you?
but have you considered adding this to your repertoire?
Noice~ well, hope you have fun
.. I have a new found love for rap~
Seriously?! My fav song from them is from Paranoid~
You forgot to scream Allahu Ackbar
O shit waddup Ms Vegetable
Holy crap. At least you got back up and the accident wasnt entirely your fault.
You should put Rorys ribbon in that pic with the other lurkers.
I guess I am the only outlet you have currently.
You know I gotta, you're one of the good people here and I consider you a friend, besides even if I said the same thing to you would it stop you?
Goodnight Booby Brother.
so do you like red head 3d girls or is it just for your waifu?
rap music hasn't been good since the 80/90s
not much. i worked yesterday and they called me to do 5 hours today. i've got a soar back and i'm tired. besides that im just shitposting on /k/ and watching supernatural. i got some arcteryx kneepads coming in the mail tomorrow so im excited about that.
what about you?
friendly reminder ~
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YES EVEN AFRICA
Best bum in anime am I right?
DUDE thanks I need more double eyepatch pics!
Haha I am glad you like it, Tyler is one of my favorite rappers. Here have another
brilliant! guess I need to dust off gimp and see if I can give Asukachan proper protection from all of the haters... i'm shit at editing so bre tho
we can still talk, what are you up too?
theres always a point if you want there to be.
Iron Man was the first riff I learned.
Do. Fucking. Want.
Which is why I enjoy most of what was around that era.
>you still a vegetable though