Waifu claiming thread. 3M's The rules are very simple:
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
3M's
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
>>683707416
neat
>>683708127
>Sorry if I offended you
kek no
>Got finals tomorrow.
good luck
>>683708314
Mooo.
>>683708406
Thanks.
Miho claimed
Curie claimed
>>683708127
nothing much. Listening to mercyful fate. downloading the division, my sister bought it for me.
Milinda claim
>>683708087
You can be my friend, but I still wont tell... Will and embarrassing greentext about me crashing a plane work instead?
>>683708127
Why is it only me you do this to!
>>683708306
If the others found out it would be bad though... Its okay, you should join my side against Shinoa!
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, me and Sachi will copilot death robot
Good night.
Megumin claimed~
>>683708374
>>most important: fuck you
Aww :c
>>683708318
I love metal!
But I hate rap.. Maybe I just didn't listen to the right songs
OK, I'm back, and plan on replying more.
Yuuki claimed.
Obligatory claim.
>>683708577
Don't mention it, horror buddy. Find something to eat/drink? Or were you looking for something else?
>>683708374
>>683708577
Breast friend.
>>683708668
Goodnight.
>>683708665
kek
>>683708668
Goodnight beautiful
Sleep well.
>>683706889
Why would you a Rory? What does that even mean?
>>683706279
I got that feel in MWO. Was late to the party in a close range mech and blasted 4 enemies off their legs with full face salvos of missiles. My warhorn went off so many times.
Rory claimed
>drinking too heavily for this thread speed
>lurk mode initiated
>claimed
>>683708668
Ran out of fumes, eh? Sleep warm and well.
>>683708643
>If the others found out it would be bad though
Ok, now I'm genuinely curious, what happened friend?
>not teasing you
>>683708643
Ako claimed
Milinda crashed a plane edition.
>>683707694
Would if I could. Consolefag here.
>>683707803
Sorry Milinda, gotta keep my channels open.
>>683708127
>FLIR scope
>smoke grenade
So you're one of those people.
I bet you camp B Flag on Operation Locker
>>683708249
Anything?
>Best idol claimed
>>683708318
Thinkin about it but my PS live lapsed and I HATE sonys shit download servers and i'm too drunk to grab the hard copy :3
>>683708740
Yeah I found a frozen pizza, its crap but its something.
>>683708848
Booby Brother.
>>683708665
one off
rolling for this
>sachi claim
Filing a claim
>>683708878
Boo, I believe in you!
>>683708975
>Consolefag
>>683709071
If dubs, I will be the only pilot~
Kyouko claimed.
>>683709101
Still a cute!
Degeso
>>683709071
Always off by one. Sad face. Lol
>Reroll
>>683709068
I may have to wait until tomorrow to finish this.
well that thread went fast
>mfw Destiny;s updates are 19gb
>>683708374
Claimed.
>>683709288
>checked
>megumin
do I have to recliaM? Claiming harder.
>>683709068
Mmmm, nice. Better than nothing, man. Hope it fills you up.
>>683709068
>>683709315
>>683708546
>>683709371
>>683709378
The gayngs all here
>>683708963
I would show you if I had a way to send the pic to you.
>as long as you dont tell that is
>>683708966
If enough people want to see it I will post it
>>683708975
Nooo! Maki I thought you were on my side! </3
>>683708966
>>683708643
Shipping
Astolfo reporting in!!
>>683709315
That's alright, as long as you don't give up.
>>683709439
I know it will.
>>683709456
>>683709652
imgur and then PM on steam
>Megumin
>>683708873
it means i would bury my face between her buttcheeks and eat her ass. it means i would cum inside her while having sex in the missionary position and accept responsibility for the child. it means i would let out a mighty roar as she walks down the street gargling my semen and wear a buttplug.
>>683708975
hey don't steal my thing fgt
>>683709378
ruri
>>683709283
Well, I um... Thank you.
>>683709407
Not even a smug Asuka claim. Come on, bring your smug game.
>>683709761
Gotta talk to Shinoa about the shipping.
Thats that nignogs thing.
So yea, kinda lied. Playing BattleBlock Theater with one of mah friends. See y'all in a bit.
>>683709652
>MIHO OUT OF FUCKING KNOW WHERE!
>>683708672
What are some of your favorite bands?
Maybe but maybe you just dont like it mang, not everyone does
>>683709031
Welp just gotta wait till youre not fucked up to get that hard copy,
Besides, fake farming is easier than fake treasure hunting badassery when you're trying to watch movies and do this.
>>683708564
Ok cause you sound mad about that and thanks operator anon
>>683708672
Kek forgot to change that
>>683708672
I would say because you're too cute and more but I'm being watched
>>683708753
>
>>683708966
Allah akbar
>>683708975
Fuck no! In locker, I'm the nigga that throws smoke and light people up on rush and conquest
>>683709808
I won't, it looks too good so far.
>>683709456
>>683709911
>lewd
But appreciated
>>683710097
>cucking funt
>>683710243
>cropping is bad edition
>>683710037
You're right. We need to go smugger.
>>683709652
I'll just stay here until I find it all out then.
>>683709808
>>683710285
Motor boats that shit.
>>683708975
ALMOST anything
>>683709365
LAWL have fun
>>683709288
Well there we go. Lol
Looks like that's a thing now.
>>683710178
Trooo... i can't remember if I finished the last one.
>>683710243
>you sound mad about
nope i was just asking
>>683710462
so i was talking to the guy who makes the italica armed forces patches and he said that he was going to do another run soon. i'll keep you up to date.
>>683709808
Good.
>>683710178
Ever thought of transitioning to a more.. hammer based waifu? this was a tough call for me, but asuka won.
>>683709761
No! Im already in a 3 way ship!
>>683709909
Okay give me a min.
>can I really trust you?
>>683710097
Miho! Are you on my side or Shinoas?
>>683710485
Your gonna be here a really long time then...
>>683711000
Checked
>>683710285
I believe in you.
>>683710495
That's one of their main purposes.
>>683710931
You have anything good for dinner?
>>683709130
Yes, my family already disowned me.
>>683709652
You know I am! It's just that Shinoa has connections.
>>683709911
Relax m8, I could never replace you.
>>683710243
That's acceptable. Fucking hated going to B.
>>683710528
Excluding what kek?
>>683710831
Please do. I actually have a disposable income atm.
>>683710709
>filename only chefs will get
Kek'd. Good job.
>>683710468
>and getting deep into smug terri-Rory
Tenryuu claimed
Is it wrong to tactical wait in Operation Metro with an MG with bipod and FLUR visor?
>tfw an enemy even asked me if it's not boring to sit on the same spot for over 20 minutes
>tfw they never passed my position
>>683708374
im herrreee
>>683711138
I ate some coffee.
>>683711000
:O
You've said too much!
>>683711000
Yours.
>>683710178
I like Black Sabath~ What are yours?
Also, can you link me a good rap song? Just to try it out. Thank you <3
>>683710243
>I would say because you're too cute and more but I'm being watched
Damn you bun! kek
>>683711000
>checked
I'm a light teaser, not an ass~
>>683711366
Whaddup?
>>683711337
>random tired greeting
>>683711366
Asuka disdains so hard
>>683710528
just gunna let that shit download while I sleep
>>683710985
A hammer based waifu,
Why not the best then
>German Hammer Tank
I keep forgetting to mention how shit Rory is
>kurumi
>>683711138
>Motor noises
>>683711219
Then build a PC
>>683711219
Thats why we must team up against her!
>>683711476
Yes! Thank you friend!
>>683711509
Sending
>You are going to laugh so hard
>>683711767
well played but I dont think you can...
When I was playing I tried that thing and got royally fucked lol.
>>683710709
It wont matter it is a different story anyways.
>>683710985
Never even crossed my mind. I love Rikka, Dekamori is cool but rikka is my one and only!
>>683711509
Hmmm I love Dance Gavin Dance, BMTH is cool, too, Chunk No Captain Chunk, I use to like Crown The Empire, I know weezer isnt metal but its my favorite band.
yeah dude sure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f07o-IDMVoI
Kyle is cool
Claimed all others are trash
Why is she so perfect?
>>683711767
Means Im making an impression. I like it!
>>683711509
>good rap song
https://youtu.be/thIVtEOtlWM
>Sabbath
Your views in new Sabbath album?
>>683712192
how cruel
>>683712189
spaceballs
>>683712090
red
alright i've done what i can.
Farewell thread. Goodnight.
>>683711337
Hey Doc. Absolutely not, you'd just be helping me get my sniper kills.
>>683711915
Then help me rob a bank.
>>683711939
The Queen of Smug is a tough opponent. Think it's possible?
AAAAAHHH
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>>683711337
Nope, that's how I do a lot of stuff, remember though, there's never an enemy the 20 minutes you're ready, but the half second you look away somebody runs up and blows your head off.
>>683711392
>ate some coffee
Man and I thought I ate bad, I guess if you really are a skeleton it doesn't matter too much as long as you get plenty of food at other times in the day but still.
>>683711915
Wew.
>>683712479
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.
>>683711366
>Bored Shizuru
>>683712158
aye that's fair. (spin spin spin bounce bounce bounce)
>>683711219
Having some creepy catlady feminist fall in love with me
>>683711767
There ya go
>>683711366
You again
>Can't catch these hands
>>683712321
Because for all intents and purposes it's a figment of your imagination, and as such acts and thinks in any way you want her to.
>>683712304
>>683712479
Goodnight
>>683712321
Is that allowed? I may have to... reconsider...
>>683712846
Well that's terrifying.
>>683712158
That song...
nvm I might actually like rap after all~
>>683712325
I haven't listened to their new album yet, is it any good?
That rap song is pretty alright
>>683711509
yo dood, nothing really. playin some osu
>>683711716
why tho
>>683712652
>you again
>>683712594
thx i really needed that. my face was cold anyway.
beards are moe.
YOU'RE THE HARDEST PERSON TO READ I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
Okay, going to bed.
Bye thread
>>683712537
I built mine back in 2013 off scrap metal money. I only spent $400 out of pocket for a video card.
>>683712479
Night
>>683712590
>Motor boats more
>>683712141
Not Riendhardt;s fault you suck
>>683712321
That's not perfection
THIS IS
>>683712325
not really, just to lazy to say I hate Rory right now
>>683712652
only problem is I work at 10 tomorrow, I can't really play until 7
>>683713159
Goodnight!
>>683712616
Yeah yeah yeah, what is spinning and what is bouncing???
>>683713042
Ohhhh sick here is another song a littler different but great none the less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzrRKMuEhFk
>>683712590
Yeah, I guess I'm pretty bad with that. Glad you ate though, don't worry about me.
>>683713062
...Who exactly are you yelling at there? Lol
I made a thread on /mu/ and its been a while and no one has posted in it. rip me.
>>683712325
>>good rap song
>>683712537
With enough people on our side, we can do it!
Im gonna share a greentext, just cause I can. Enjoy!
>Be me
>1 week after my first Solo flight
>Decide i'm ready for my first flight outside of training
>Call up my friend
>"Can I borrow your Piper bro?"
>"Sure its at xxxx (address)"
>Pick up plane
>Take off after preflight
>Flew for 3 hours, over Lake Superior
>Running low on gas, lets head back
>Begin circling airport
>"Tower am I clear to land?"
>"Go ahead runway xx"
>Flip landing gear switch and throttle back
>"Piper xxx, We are seeing only you right gear down, How copy?"
>OhFuck.jpg
>1500ft from runway
>Panic mode engage
>Flip Gear up, then Gear down
>300ft
>"Piper xxx, this is tower, abort landing, repeat, abort landing"
>"Your left gear is up and your right is stuck at 45 degrees."
>TooFuckingLate.gif
>Touch down
>Immediately, my Left wing hits the tarmac
>MassiveFireball.jpeg
>The plane does 3 full spins then comes to a stop
>Kick out the window and run towards the terminal
>Grab the nearest pay phone and call friend
>"Bro i'm so sorry"
>"I've been calling you for the last 2 hours, you took the wrong plane, That one had a hydraulic failure in the landing gear..."
>MFW I crash my friends plane because I forgot to check the tail number.
>>683713062
Can't catch these hands!
>>683713199
Damn shame
>>683712479
Goodnight, Sand Dove. Sleep warm and well.
>>683712846
>>683712537
Why would you even snipe in Metro? And this isn't really a problem, if you know where to wait and hope that at least one medic is doing his job. And that they throw a lot of smoke.
>>683712590
I'm fully concentrated. It took 3/4 of the enemy rushing at once to take me down, and both sides lost a certain amount of people.
>>683710568
fuck yeah we get to copilot the death robot
>rattle
>>683710462
Didn't have full ears
>>683710831
Anyways, What's up my dude?
>>683710985
I see her more as a daughter
>>683712537
Am I? I'm just a cute little girl! Look at cute little me!
>>683713159
Night
>>683713159
Bye ako
>>683713400
>>683713300
yuno sorry
missed a reply and it got all fuggd when i went back to fix it
howareyoushizuru
>>683713386
hows the gains bru
>>683713042
It sounds a lot like Paranoid era Sabbath.
>>683713342
Hey, I dont discriminate. Sometimes you just want to be angry at niggers.
>>683713199
Nah. You starting to like me. I can tell.
>>683713325
No, rip /mu/ for being shit.
>>683713377
Did that really happen?
>>683713703
Yup...
>Milinda
>>683713377
Dude at least you loved to tell the tale
>>683713631
Ah that's what i figured. I'm fine, how're you?
>>683713279
very true. this needs to get more love for other waifus.
>>683713377
Thank you!
Also check'd
>>683713645
one guy posted, but its not seeing much action.
>>683713631
I stopped working out
Kinda no point
>>683713377
You have a friend irl? So unfair.
>>683713771
>Hugs
You don't owe him a plane do you?
>>683713279
but have you considered adding this to your repertoire?
>>683713062
Noice~ well, hope you have fun
>>683713279
.. I have a new found love for rap~
>>683713377
Topkek
>>683713645
Seriously?! My fav song from them is from Paranoid~
>>683713377
You forgot to scream Allahu Ackbar
I'm going to try to sleep.
Goodnight.
>>683713997
>
>>683713386
O shit waddup Ms Vegetable
>>683713377
Holy crap. At least you got back up and the accident wasnt entirely your fault.
>>683713774
You should put Rorys ribbon in that pic with the other lurkers.
>>683714029
Night Galky
>>683713175
I guess I am the only outlet you have currently.
>>683713281
You know I gotta, you're one of the good people here and I consider you a friend, besides even if I said the same thing to you would it stop you?
>>683713522
Nice.
>>683714029
Goodnight Booby Brother.
>>683714090
This one?
>>683711219
so do you like red head 3d girls or is it just for your waifu?
>>683711299
pic related
>>683711509
>>683712325
>>683713342
rap music hasn't been good since the 80/90s
>>683713548
not much. i worked yesterday and they called me to do 5 hours today. i've got a soar back and i'm tired. besides that im just shitposting on /k/ and watching supernatural. i got some arcteryx kneepads coming in the mail tomorrow so im excited about that.
what about you?
>>683714029
See you in 10 tits
friendly reminder ~
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>>683714090
Yo it's fuccboi!
>>683714227
Dude you in a branch? And just chilling, studying and posting
Shinoa bro
>>683713807
Best bum in anime am I right?
>>683713997
DUDE thanks I need more double eyepatch pics!
>>683714017
Haha I am glad you like it, Tyler is one of my favorite rappers. Here have another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WlqfmmXPj8
here
>>683714074
brilliant! guess I need to dust off gimp and see if I can give Asukachan proper protection from all of the haters... i'm shit at editing so bre tho
>>683714017
we can still talk, what are you up too?
>>683713862
theres always a point if you want there to be.
>>683714185
No you just have a nice chest.
>>683714017
Iron Man was the first riff I learned.
>>683714227
Do. Fucking. Want.
>regarding rap
Which is why I enjoy most of what was around that era.
>>683714281
>you still a vegetable though
>>683714271
Fuck off advertising shill.
there can only be one for me
