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YLYL
kill yourself
>>683704605
KEK
>>683704832
anyone ever told you that you were a complete faggot in the last 10 minutes?
>>683704605
Dammit, OP
>>683705167
>>683705070
>>683704964
These are great, first one made me kek
>>683705568
That kick he gives the dog. I love dogs but the owners fucked that one up big time.
Bet they played with a pull rope with him. Fucking idiots.
>>683704605
Kek'd first one. Well done OP! That kick did me in
>>683706291
Degenerate scumbag
>>683704605
>>683704605
Piece of shit dog
>>683706496
This thread has had plenty of good OC in it so far, you need to leave
>>683704605
That's not funny at all, animals like that need to get put down. fucking sick
>>683706693
12 yr old
>>683706896
Nearly got me/10
>>683705967
And he looked so calm and cool at first
>>683706977
>OC
No it didn't. Also, stop telling people you're getting trolled. Stupid newfags.
>>683704605
Doge whisperer my ass
>>683704605
this is when you jump on the dog in split its legs apart
>>683705408
It was about 15 minutes for me, so it's kind of a record.
>>683704605
>>683704964
>>683705070
>>683705167
Words cannot express how I need more of this
>>683707596
Or just put the dog down, indefinitely.
>>683707945
>keked
>>683707945
kekfuck
>>683708541
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>683707945
>Smooth skins will never understand us
>>683708139
As opposed to temporarily?
>>683709623
Putting him to sleep. You don't cradle your dog to sleep every so often?
>>683710170
My dog is dead.
Kek´d.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>683710293
Indefinitely?
>>683710293
But why?
>>683706481
that doesn't look like it was random
>>683710507
Fucker!
>>683708541
It's true though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-fK_jHsRw
>>683708541
i don't get it
>>683710507
Just until the next coming
>>683710519
He was old. 16 years old. Died of a bad heart. Grew up with him, I had him since he was a big pawed goofy puppy and i took him everywhere. He actually passed away when I was out doing shrooms, which I still feel guilty about. I buried him in my garden and planted flowers all over his grave. He was a good dog. He was the best dog.
>>683710507
I dont get the joke
>>683704605
SOURCE?
>>683704605
I want to see more.
>>683705882
>>683705981
>>683706481
>>683709941
>>683710192
>>683710354
>>reddit>>>>
take your cancer with you
>>683704605
That dude's Caesar right? The dog whisperer?
What happened here?
>>683711269
fucking fatty. goddamn put the fucing spoon down
>>683704605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxQP_VTvu40
>>683711269
still got a fatter ass than taylor swift
>>683706496
wow nice cancer bro
has anyone thought about what will happen when everyone gets tired of 4chan because of this shit?
>>683711425
fucking lost hard.
Nice
>>683711425
De fug?
>>683711034
I feel your pain bro. Same thing happened to me earlier this year right down to the age and cause of death, minus the shrooms sadly. It was his time but it still fucking sucks
>>683711353
>>683707407
>you're getting trolled
kys kid
>>683704605
For all you fags wanting sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM&feature=youtu.be
>>683711269
I'd much rather prefer that than a fucking hambeast. I could foresee myself getting off to her.
>>683711269
Looks like the siren from killing floor
>>683711269
>
such a spooky scary skeleton
summer is here
>>683711010
Norton is an antivirus that gives motherfucking viruses
>>683710507
"Are those your skis?"
"yup."
"huh... both of them?"
>>683711827
I gotta put my moms dog down soon. Fuck is starting to suffer and my mom and sister don't see it. Fucking sucks he is just old and has been such a good dog.
I just keep putting it off. I got home next week and it is almost time.
>>683711693
Beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMyoJvsc0Uo
>>683710989
This is a YLYL thread not a Cringe thread
>>683712135
this one is especially for you anon.
>>683711269
deserves to be put down.
>>683711503
Did he hit it with a fucking sink?
>>683712221
The fuck is your problem, faggot?
>>683711155
What game please :)
>>683704605
That weak ass kick though
>>683711615
>>683712574
>>683712347
>mfw scooter
>>683712052
summer lasts all year round these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHMQV-Bluc8
>>683711417
Turns out the dog was hearing impaired.
>>683712347
kek, two guys in the back start fighting like its a mosh pit. also who the hell over the age of 12 still has a scooter like that?
Did somebody say cumsquats?
>>683711425
Wicked air bro
>>683712715
Plague Inc on android. You can name your disease whatever >>683712715
>>683711269
that back shot reminds me of my nudity runs in dark souls
>>683711693
even redneck don´t punch you in the head when you´re down on the ground, not like niggers: a fight, any fight, is total chimp out for them.
>>683713006
kek
>>683712715
Ahee Ahee
>>683711615
I promise one day you and other bananafags will have your ip's posted in a recent /b/ thread.
Embrace yourselves.
>>683711155
>Faggotry, literally everywhere but Sweden and Canada
Game is so fake.
>>683713447
>>683711010
Norton is the only antivirus program that hurts more than it helps.
>>683711269
>Carriers of the accursed Dark Sign!
>>683711269
how tight that pussy is maaaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4pWWTxBuo
can someone fuck with them
>>683713620
>>683712886
SON OF A BITCH
>>683713491
Nah bro, my strain just had a tough time in colder climates at the time lol
>>683712996
this is gold
>>683713664
i lose
PERFE CT!
AKWARD
>>683704964
Sauce?
>>683704605
fucking kek lost
>>683713620
o shit waddup!
>>683712886
ANyone got one where the guy shit on the floor and wiped it all over the walls and sink?
>>683713412
Always
>>683704605
LOL STUPID BEANER
>>683712886
>go to tillamook, Portland
>have to piss bad
>ask around in different shops for the bathroom key, all tell me outsiders can't use the restroom
>tell me to go to city hall
>finally get to city hall
>it's closed
>check the bathrooms
>locked
>see a janitor looking guy, ask him about it
>"ye I have the key what about it"
>I need to piss and shit
>too many people looking to just piss in public
>ask him to open the bathroom
>"that's not my job, it's closed on weekends"
>give him $5
>lets me in
>piss everywhere
>shit on the toilet seat
>wipe my ass and leave the used toilet paper all over the floor
>wash and dry my hands
>leave, thank the janitor as I'm leaving
>"naw, thank you buddy"
Fuck you, tillamook. Fuck your dairy products, which I still continue to use.
>>683704964
Wait...w-why is she naked
>>683711657
It becomes good again.
>>683713802
second last has some serious vert
Told you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>683711595
I got dain bramage from this. Also, context?
>>683711417
He came in to help out a anxious dog, everything was going all right until the camera man got behind the dog and Ceaser came in to pet him, the dog gave him a warning bite to get him to back off but Ceaser came back in immediately and the dog latched on. Turns out surrounding a nervous dog with a camera crew isn't a great idea.
>>683713802
>character select screen
>>683714352
knockout game, white guy was alpha
>>683713266
That sucker punch though..
>>683713989
>Tillamook, Portland
They're 2 different cities, retard
>>683714510
kek
>>683707945
Isnt that the kid that was adopted, fed meth, and had some ritual shit done to him
>>683714403
that wheelchair will come in handy now
>>683711269
>>683714403
alright i fucking lost it here
>>683714048
>guy akwardly waits for the bass drop to start spaz dancin
>other akward guy tries to avoid him, falls off stage
>third akward guy doesnt even notice at first cus his gas mask is in the way
kek what a mess
im so glad im not this much of a fucking douchebag
>>683714631
That red head is 10/10
>>683714406
Uh, no...The dog had food aggression and ceaser was trying to lower the aggression by showing he was the dominate one
>>683710139
I actually lost to this.
>>683714510
oy vey.webm
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
>>683713989
Portland is a city....
>>683714608
Shit I meant Oregon. Please disregard that, I eat cocks
>>683714007
Niggers, anon.
>>683711269
Can we get a diaper thread?
>>683705167
Did she die?
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>>683704605
Honestly this makes Ceasar look like a stone cold badass, he didn't look afraid of that dog at all, he only moved forwards and showed no signs to the dog that he was afraid of him, that takes some serious balls, and not the kind you can just fake for tv, that just goes to show you he's dealt with way fucking worse
>>683704605
haha! Whisper this, ya little Mexican faggot
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
>>683714403
In the past crippleds were known to be some of the worlds best stuntmen
>>683704605
got me good there
>>683709044
She seems like young thom yorke
>>683714631
Why is hubert covered in tintin?
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
>>683706896
omg doing this
>>683715483
that nigger hanging on for dear life
>>683704605
Lost hard to this lmao the dog was so cute at the beginning too
>>683710524
It's shit like this that just sneaks right up on ya. Was wtf until I saw her face and she was smiling. Smiling like it's gonna be fun headinginto a tunnel of bees lol
>>683709044
looks like thom yorke
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>683714893
This thread just got good
>>683715788
>>683713525
>stfu or i'll slap you with the mighty python
>>683714631
Me on the right
>>683712921
Blame global warming. Call your state representatives today!
>>683713525
>or I'll slap you with my mighty python
EVERYTIME EVERY FUCKING TIME EVERY
>>683714389
>Straight out of Reddit
..er, I mean gay out of Reddit
>>683711503
Hogs are no fucking joke and not to be fucked with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57-wQsNK5DE&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57-wQsNK5DE&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57-wQsNK5DE&feature=youtu.be
heyyy boys
>>683715788
Lost
>>683715149
That did it.
I lost
>>683715483
>dead kid in the back
>half of them aren't even looking at the game
>fat kid isn't even holding the controller
>>683708541
>my sides are orbiting fucking gargantua
>>683714869
My bad i thought it was nervousness it's been a while, but I do remember Caeser talking about the incident and specifically saying that the camera man getting behind the dog made it nervous, Ceaser was talking to the other camera, didn't see it so he thought it would be okay to get close and when it nipped him he thought it was a small show of aggression and came back in to punish it when it latched, if he'd known the dog was nervous and the cause he would have known that in that specific case coming back at the dog would have been the wrong move. When a dog shows dominance you punish when a dog attacks out of fear you let it calm down.
>>683716420
#hashbag
>>683712347
faggot has to throw something as he knows he can't do shit, same with khaki pants fag that jumps the dude when he's down.
>>683710139
I lost to this.. i didnt even lose to the nigger that twerk slammed the other bitch
>>683715658
God damn it. You got me.
>>683713482
kek
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
>>683705070
what tha fuck is happening in her ass?!
>>683712886
Fucking lost
>>683711595
All I could think of was "good"
>>683715025
No you faggot
>>683712873
>>683709044
Hey smoothskin
>>683711503
this is just a greatly compiled series of things!
>>683713718
what the fuck man shit
that just looked too crazy to be true
>>683715782
ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>683716664
It's all good, the dude in the khakis gets fucked up by the girl anyway and the red shirt guy gets up.
Wish there was more to that webm.
>>683711269
SOMEONE GET THAT BITCH A SANDWICH!!!!!
>>683713625
kek
>>683711693
wow pullin the sucker punch is a pretty nigger move though.
>>683717689
she needs more than a sandwich
>my dick
hehehehehh
>>683712886
That filename
>>683717513
every god damned time
thanks anon
>>683711425
fucking black people
>>683716124
fucking lost
>>683713525
Pure gold.
>>683710989
Why can't women be funny? I have found no explanation.
>>683711425
Damn, that jump was killer
>>683715658
Goddamn, that got me
>>683717958
>>683717492
I am so confused
>>683704605
Cesar should know better, and wear gloves.
since this is ylyl, I'm gonna share one of my own stories.
>be 16
>living in the urban areas of the city
>fights always goes on every now and then
>gangs everywhere
>random day, i'm just sitting around on the sofa. apartment is two floors above
>hears shouting from outside
>justanothernormalday.jpg
>walks over to window eating some bread
>sees two gangs facing each other on the street. around twenty or thirty per side
>fight is almost right below the window since the pavement is almost non-existent in our neighborhood
>still eating bread
>its some damn good bread
>a guy from each side walks up
>ohdisgonbegud.jpg
>gets closer and starts shouting
>yells at each other to swing first
>the other guys from both sides close up to each other
>still no fight ensures
>they still waiting for the other to swing
>suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, a wild ass sneeze explodes from my being
>bread in hand rockets downwards
>hits one of the main guy's head
>mfw he thinks the other guy hit him and didn't even notice the bread
>wat.jpg
>huge ass fight ensures
and that, my dear friends, is how i accidentally sparked a fight with a piece of bread.
https://youtu.be/KiiZAB9g-n4
>>683716586
watch out for phantom spaceman
>>683717958
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>683717395
Lost
>>683704605
>that kick
lost
>>683715445
Well, they don't have to worry about not walking again
>>683714923
I'm scared anon
>>683706964
He's cool
>>683718633
no way dude
that was funny
and you got dubs too
>>683718953
Wow. Hilarious. Time for bed.
>>683707244
13 year old
Fuck on
>>683707504
Would cunt whisper your mom.
>>683711034
Sorry for your lost anon
>>683713802
Is there a story to this?
I ask because for the most part, these look like normal functioning human beings. They look like popular kids/rich kids. And yet they're so... fucking lame.
Am I just not in touch with my own whiteness that my brain can't accept this?
>>683711269
Thanks Mr skeltal
>>683719061
oh god classic
>>683719011
the reverse is way better
>>683715658
Out of orbit
>>683707945
Redddit here. Not funny.
>>683705967
"played with a pull rope"? As in they had a rope and they played tug-of-war with him or something?
>>683715658
At least play the rest of it faggot
>>683719385
underage b&
>>683716695
I lost to the term "twerk slammed"
>>683718142
I fucking lost it
>>683715483
Are they playing Lemmings?!
>>683710989
Never show this to whoever has the launch codes for the nukes...
>>683719451
>>683713482
From Arrested Development jack ass nigger.
>>683719753
i got that story 2 days ago, never laughed so hard
>>683711353
Gosh that guy is really invested in the Church of Atom
>>683718477
>18477 ▶
>>>683717492
so is he
>>683711503
>tonight whole village is eat
>>683717395
Anyone have it with sound
>>683717395
Holy fuck lol
>>683712894
>>683712347
lost hard at the scooter too
>>683718337
Hue hue
