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> job thread <

Where do you work?

How much do you make?

What do you hate about your job?
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I work in a factory making cups.
The factory is hot and the hours are long.
Somewhere between being an astronaut and a fireman I got stuck making cups.
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Payless
8.76
Customers who think they can change the price tags and get what they want.
>They get what they want.
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Goodwill
8.50
The niggers
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Kristy krab
3 cents/hr
> inb4 frycook
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Amazon

95k/year base, 20k first year sign-on bonus, 14k second year sign-on bonus, 80 shares of stock per year (approx. 50k, takes 2 years to vest)

I hate how much time I have to constantly invest in new tools/tech to keep up
I also hate how brilliant all my teammates are because it makes it hard to feel special
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medieval times
14
the hours
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>>683694470
>19
>chef/busser
>no money
>i work for my parents and live with them. What i hate about my job is that its too trivial for me because i have been doing it since i was 12. Need to find a new job and new home. Daily thoughts of suicide.
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Jimmy John's
10.25
I'm uneducated, lazy, hateful, and cynical. But I don't want to be
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Chef at McDonald's.
9.75/hr.
Literally everything, this job makes me wanna kill myself.
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Walmart
minimum wage
I only get 12 hours a week.
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>whole foods market
>19/hr
>it's boring and i deal with dumb shit
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>>683695922
>I also hate how brilliant all my teammates are because it makes it hard to feel special
u poor thing
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>>683694470
Global tech company
34/hr
small amount of surprisingly clueless people
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I am one of about 2 dozen people in the world who are professional kite fliers.
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Shop foreman for a company building rail cars
21/hr
My superiors are fucking idiots.
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>Lumber Yard
>15.25/hr
>Actually moving lumber isn't that bad

It's helping out dickweed contractor's and their idiotic underlings pick through hundreds of pieces of wood that makes me want to kill myself. Nice part time job while I'm going to school and keeps me active.
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>clinical research company
>55k/yr
>I hate how the sponsors we work for treat hospitals, patients, and upcoming drug trials. It's all shit and I get to see the bullshit that goes on behind the scenes on conference calls with the people pushing the money and my company that is doing the research. I don't feel like I'm helpingthe sick, I feel like I'm helping the board of directors get rich. But this is the best job I've had with what little experience I had coming into it
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Software Developer
61k
The amount of people who bullshit instead of knowing things
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>>683697753
Forgot -- make not nearly enough, really, but the fringe benefits of travel are good.

Can't think of anything I hate about it. If I needed money, that would be a downside.
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>>683694470

City of [REDACTED] Public Library, Downtown Branch.

34,000USD/yr

The shit, sometimes literally, you people leave in books and having to deal with the homeless assholes and degenerate fuckwits who come in and jack off, usually before the staff notices and then we have to clean up the spunk. Gloves, masks, industrial cleaners etc...
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>>683694470
A 3 letter agency doing software engineering
(1st year)84k + bonuses
It bothers me that my peers can't keep up and my mentors are barely ahead of the curve.
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Live and work at a shitty Expo park, starve daily smoke cigs 400 a week
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>>683697937
no fucking way same job

>material handler in lumber yard
>14/hr
>fucking mexicans dude
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>>683698357Is it a job requirement to fck Mexicans, or just a side-deal you have going?
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at least some people in this thread are relatable usually its rich fucks making 20/hr whining about nothing

>Kmart, do a bit of everything
>8.50/hr
>12-18 hrs a week if im lucky
>shitty schedules, manager doesnt give a fuck about anybody else, im stuck throwing out expired food and wiping mold off the fridge so we dont get sued.
im quitting soon but god damn ive never hated a job more
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>>683694470

Hospital security

about $17/hour

It's okay but I don't want to be here forever.
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>>683694470
>Where
I'm a manager at a pizza place franchise

>How much
$11.00/hour, plus tips (averages between $15-25 per night, which adds $2-$3 per hour)

>What do you hate
I enjoy the job for the most part. The worst thing about it is having to deal with the other employees. We have about 15 people employed and most people are pretty good at what they do, but the few that suck make the job shittier for everyone, especially the managers.

I really started noticing how much it sucked having bad employees when I became a manager. There's one guy who constantly screws things up and disrupts the flow and I think he does it to spite me, I think because he thinks I take the job too seriously and it's obvious he doesn't take it seriously at all. He's the kind of guy who clocks on and then goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes, then when I tell him to clock off he goes to the back and gathers his things for 10 minutes before he wanders over to the timeclock. I don't work every day and sometimes I come in and notice that when I wasn't around he did things that I constantly tell him not to do, but does it when I'm around.

Other than that I thoroughly enjoy working in a restaurant-esque environment, especially being a manager. It makes me feel awesome when a crazy rush happens and everything goes smoothly, I'm able to remain calm and collected which helps everyone else out; something that the other 3 managers struggle with.

I'm on my way to starting a career with the government but I'll be sad when I leave this pizza job.
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>>683698303
FBI?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Remodel houses
13.50
Demolition, i know it sounds like fun. but it fuckin sucks.
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>>683698538
it's the mexicans fucking us
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>Hospital
>Salary, approximately 48.67 Canadian Pesos/h
>The amount of people who make mistakes and call me to fix them, especially if it involves media.
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Where do you work?
nursing center
How much do you make?
22.70
What do you hate about your job?
I get nazi thoughts about how half of these people are just a waste of space that should be euthanized.
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>>683698625
Better than that. Don't worry, it isn't one that gives a fuck about what you faggots on 4chins do.
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>>683697937
>>683698357

hahaha what

Lumber bitch
10/hr (part time job no hate)
being sore every day

how many fucking lumberjacks are here??
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>>683698804
JSC detected. Keep 'em flying.
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>>683698623
>I'm on my way to starting a career with the government
How does that work?? governmennt cafeteria manager?
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>>683698758
>48.67 Canadian
That's like what now? $8 in real money?
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>>683698950
EAT A DICK COCKSUCKEREATERFAGGIT
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Order selector
30k
I love the exercise but the hours suck and I got suspended today
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>>683699024
canadians aren't welcome
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>>683698804
oh good i was about to get sppooked
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>>683694470
H&R Block $15 an Hour,
Shitty people who do not understand the basics of taxes and blame us for their Fuck ups
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>>683698791
well arent they??? ARENT THEY??
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>>683698558
Find an understaffed place.
I got hired, expecting 15-20 hours a week (I was in college, that's what I needed)
Now I've temporarily dropped out, because I've been working about 35 hours on average a week, PT
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valet, nine dollars an hour plus tips
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AC installer/service tech
24 an hour
Feels great to control the power of cooling and heating....
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>>683699127
truth be told, no one likes working with the NSA. They're a bag of dicks.
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>>683699017
It's a position in the FAA. I went to school for it and have a degree in the field. Due to fucked up bureaucracy 11 days after I graduated they changed the minimum requirements for the job to needing work experience of any kind, so I started the pizza job and last march I had just enough credit to apply, and I got accepted. Just waiting on some stuff before I'm officially hired.
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>>683694470
>Where do you work?
Clinton Foundation
>How much do you make?
$150k
>What do you hate about your job?
Always doing something illegal that I'll have to take the fall for
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>>683694470

IPPBX Install Tech
45k per year + Overtime
IT guys never want to take responsibility for their networks conflicting with my phone systems. Annoying logical arguments all the time.
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>>683699084
You need to sneak some meme into the live feed from ISS or something.
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>>683699317
tell me more anon
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>>683699390
Hey anon. What's your email address?
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>Dish
>$14.47/hr
>you fucking customers that think you know what the problem is.

Seriously, stop thinking you're smarter than the guy who installs and fixes this shit every...fucking...day.

And put your goddamn dogs up when we come out.
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>>683699488
Most of the code we write is directly forwarded to the Chinese government. It's been standard policy for years.
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>>683699390
kek is this real?
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>>683699056
Essentially, lol. The Canadian dorra is like what, 70 cents US still?
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>>683699506
bernie gtfo !
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>>683694470
Landscaping
$13/hr
Probably how long the days are.

The money is great and I get a lot of overtime, but I have very little time to myself and barely get days off unless it's raining pretty bad out. But my boss and coworkers are cool as hell, we smoke and drink while we're working sometimes, and the boss takes us out for lunch/dinner all of the time.

Not a bad gig, but I really wish I had more time to go fishing and go see friends and family
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>>683699582
wh-what?
now i am getting spooked
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>>683694470
>best buy

>$10/hr

>Not much tbh, just customers that are too stupid to fix their own shit
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>>683699624
Wouldn't you like to know. I don't wanna end up like Vince Foster.
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>Construction as a labour
>about 22 an hour
>I hate this job because I'd much rather have my programming job right now instead of trying to pay for my classes, I'm also autismism.
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>>683694470
i use to work in a food place, there were no lockers for the employees to store their stuff, so sometimes girls change their shoes so they dont get dirty and leave their shoes in the bathroom, so i take theme and smell theme, one girl leave her sandals and the smell so good... was the only good think of that shitty job.
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>golf course maintenance worker
>$8 an hour
>fucking drunk, horny 65 year old grandpa's who crash the god damn carts and tear up my god damn greens that I water every god damn day god damn it

Other than that i like being outside all day and my bosses are cool as shit and like to hot box the maintenance barn after hours
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>>683694470
I own my own business
Work in lower interest rates and helping people consolidate debt.
I make roughly 100k
People that act like hard-asses when it comes to payment can fuck off.
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>>683699969
so he was rly assassinate?
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>>683700061
hahahahahaahahahahahhahaha
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>>683694470
phone company
31.75
mfw programming won't take me anywhere in the company, everything is business
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>>683700268
Of course not. It was just a really really really suspicious way to an hero. XD
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>Jimmy John's delivery driver
>busy hours 30-40/hour
>nothing really
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Defense Contractor
125K / year
My boss is an actual nigger
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>>683694470
>Assisted living Home

>$10.75 an hour. Used to make $12.37 an hour in LTC but it's more stressful

>How needy some people can be. I understand but when I'm busy and they don't care it gets annoying. And when other shifts fuck simple shit up for my shift and make me work harder for 0 reason except that they're autistic.

Can't wait to graduate college with an engineering degree.
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>>683699195
To be fair I have around 6 residents who are practically vegetables and would probably find solitude in the sweet release of death but that's inhumane so we gotta keep them alive till they die of natural causes.
Even if they spend their entire days pissing, shitting and regurgitating food all over themselves.
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>>683700137
lel
i just hope you arent a grill having to deal with those grndpas
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Weed dealer.

About 20k a month cash
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>>683700576
oh
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>>683694470
Software Developer
45k
everything...
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Oil company
125k
Coworkers
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>>683694470
An ISP's internal advice line
16/hour
I don't have to do any work, I can play video games on my laptop all day, and the calls I take are from reps asking extremely simple shit they should already know about troubleshooting a customers internet. It's less than ten minutes from home. The pay sucks but my gf makes 100k+ a year unclaimed and my job is for getting approved for loans.

The pay sucks, it can get annoying working 40/hrs or more a week (not used to it since I was self employed) and irritating explaining the same things over and over to a person working tech support who shouldn't be there and can't even use a computer.
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>>683700682
Responses like this make me feel old but don't correct them please
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>>683697907
TTX UTLX ect?
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>>683700726

dat boi

o shit waddup!
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>>683694470

Linux SysAdmin for large tech company
75k/yr
Fucking clueless application teams / ITIL
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>>683695187
*spits up coffee*
How could you hate them?
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>>683700774
Damn
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>>683700726
kill yourself you stupid fsggot
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>>683696734
Truth

McDicks
8.25/h
The never ending tidal wave of niggers that look down on you while they hand you an EBT card

But apparently I have a radio voice according to a lot of people
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>>683700864
is your gf a whore
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>>683694838
Lmao
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Research Technician

42k/year

No growth opportunity, job is grant funded.

I have a phone interview Friday for a 60-70k position so wish me luck fags.
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>>683696888
>whole foods
>11/hr
>still boring
It could be worse, You could make less than 19/hr
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>>683701457
good luck, cunt. don't fuck up
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>>683701007
oh
are you yourself a grandpa?
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Whataburger

Somewhere above minimum wage (7.25 USD)

No one likes the idea of working, but when I'm there, everyone keeps each other's spirits up and the demanding amount of labor in a short amount of time is good for my anxiety. Keeps me productive. I suppose if I hate anything, it's the overdrive of work where people flood the restaurant and there's no physical way we can meet the impatience of customers. And the customers don't understand why they have to wait so long when everyone working is doing their best. Still better than working for AT&T business care.
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>>683701140
KEK
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>>683694470
sysadmin at hookup website

80k

super hot women on a hookup site that are way out of my league and no way in hell ill ever get to fuck messaging me with website questions and being super nice.
>did meet my girl friend there tho
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thief/con man
around 60k a year
fear of imprisonment or getting in a situation where i have to kill or be killed
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Customer service agent for an airline

$16.05

The people I work for, the people I work with, and the management. I fucking love the airline I work for, but all of my coworkers are shit. They're all fucking snakes who you can't fucking trust and people won't remember the good things you do, only the times you fucked up.
Also my social life is shit. It didn't help my already failing past relationship. Fells bad man. I wish this job didn't change my whole fucking life the way it has.
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Applebee's
I make 5 dollars and hour plus tips.
I hate everything
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>>683701457
>top tip
dont wear pants! it will make you much more comfortable and confident
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IT Tech by day
Love my job, Clients pretty cool
Pay is MEH
>>Under paid for my skill set, leaving in a few months and opening up my own place, boss don't know yet

I grow cannabis on the side for some extra change, it adds an addition 3k a month

I can't complain to much, i know there are others in terrible situations.
>>TryingtoNotGetToFeely.jpg

People in shitty situations, i feel for you b/ros. Don't look for others to change it, do something about it. Working for someone else isn't job security
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Movie theater floor staff

$10.00/hr

Only thing to hate is just the surge of 45+ y/o entitled women flocking to the theater every morning whenever a religious movie is out.
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>>683701890
I love looking at the waitresses asses walking by.
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>>683700682
nope thank god but we have girls that drive snack carts and they always hit on them and its repulsing but kind of entertaining
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>>683699986
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>>683698210
Same, except I get paid 11.50 an hour and get part time hours. Not enough to deal with that shit in all honesty.
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>>683701915

Funny cause I've always heard to dress up for phone interviews.
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I don't work, full time high schooler
Live with parents
Staying at my aunt's for summer vaca
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>>683702313
total bs
source: i have a real job (and you can too if you follow my advice)
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Waiter at an upscale restaurant.
$700-$1000 a week in tips
It gets dark in there at like 7
I don't mean the lights
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Graphic Design

11.50h

Love the job, but it's shit pay since I don't have a degree in the field, just a ton of experience.
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>>683701336
VOCAROOOOOOO
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High speed manufacturing plant making tops for drinking cans.
$80k per year
Management can suck an ass.
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>>683702670
>full time high schooler
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Personal trainer at self-employed
30-50 bucks a session (hour) or about 59k/year
I only work about 22 hours a week and the only thing I hate is people lying to me, telling me they do workouts I send them for the week until I see them again and then they get no results becaUSE THEY AREN'T WORKING OUT BETWEEN SESSIONS
But they still pay me so it's cool
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>>683695922
>I also hate how brilliant all my teammates are because it makes it hard to feel special

trust me, it's way worse working with a bunch of idiots.
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>>683701414
Close I guess, stripper. She will do bottoms on lap dances, mostly old or ugly guys who couldn't touch a hot girl otherwise. They often cum their pants or pay to give her backrubs and talk. She started behind my back when I was making good money, she had a night job she quit and began there. Tells me a week later, averaging 2k in 4 days. Hard to turn it down when I lost my job. She barely works, can stay home with the kids, new cars, and the house is getting redone. She buys a lot of clothes but I can't complain.
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>>683703103
Any request? I get bored asf and try doing different accents or shit sometimes. Convinced a black couple I was a decedant of Hitler with a really shitty kraut voice
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>>683702670
Gtfo underage
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>>683703475
>with the kids
jebus crubs
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>>683703639
just read some news headline in a radio voice!
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>>683701276
The correct adjective is nigger
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Used to work for geek squad, bunch of fucking dumb shits there. People how know "computers' Annoys the shit outta me when they ask customers if they need help.....

I would suffer in silence and think "they know more then you do! you prom night dumpster baby"

Currently i work at Apple
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>>683694470

>Flight Attendant for major US carrier
>$24.60 per flight out/ small per diem during layovers
>dealing with the incredibly fucking stupid,unsanitary and rude general public everyday
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>>683704089
flight hour*

>>683701882

the struggle is real /b/ro
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>>683703714
Yes, we have two kids. I'm 28, she's 21. You'd never know by looking at her. I started off life real well. Bought a 5 bed 2 bath at 22, got a new car at 23. Fucking her when she was 16. First kid at 25 just after she graduated high school. I lost my job, got a diff one, then self employed. She worked part time at the front desk of a motel for shit money and is currently three years into a degree. I stopped my job and went to work for an employer for verifiable income not long after she began dancing. Just had final kid last year. We actually wanted kids, if you don't, don't have any.
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>>683704089
never ceases to amaze me how little flight attendants male
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>>683704513
interdasting
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>>683703775
Sorry m8, phone is a piece of shit and doesn't want to work

Something for your troubles
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>>683704588

the pay scale at my airline tops out at $64 and hour which isnt terrible

you could easily make over 70K at that rate .. you just have to wait 12 years

most airlines are like 14-19$ hr so I have it pretty good
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>>683704480
For real.
It's shit, man. I've talked to almost every flight attd. from our inbound flights and its always so much complaining and just plain shit. I have to deal with someone shitty for just a few minutes at a time, I can't imagine being trapped in a metal tube with them for several hours at a time
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>>683702877
The struggle is real. Everyone and their mom is a fucking designer these days.

The good news is that a graphic design degree from just about anywhere other than the 5 big art schools in the US are worthless. The bad news is that without a knack for illustration and sales you're gonna get rekt by any competition with talent or a pricey art school degree.

Either way I took the same approach and now I work for printing companies and advertisers designing bullshit I don't care about. It can be really soul-killing. The only saving grace is my instagram with thousands of fake followers that I use to convince drunk girls I'm famous.
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>>683705304

are you a gate agent or like customer service rep in the terminal? regardless I see both of them getting screamed at every day. I would fucking kill someone.

being trapped it a metal tube does suck ass ... you cant escape people
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>>683705033
noice
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>>683702311
Same here. Part-time (12 hrs per week). $9.69 per hour. However, all I do is sort & shelve the books. The two most annoying things about my job are: 1) patrons who play team oriented online video games and 2) patrons who recklessly mess up my shelf.
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@ google
83k/yr
I love it
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Really obscure intel job for big brother.

72k /yr

Job is ok, less stress than when I worked in IT.

But I worry all my old IT skills are wasting away and nothing I do here will transfer to another job. Also, feel like a fraud waiting to be found out and fired most of the time...
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>>683705273
oh, that isn't bad
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Parks department of city government
a fair wage
I love everything about my job, I couldn't have asked for a better team.
>inb4 Leslie Knope
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>>683706085
what do you love most?
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>>683699093
Greentext this shit
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>>683694470
> Butcher Shop
> 17 an hour
> I hired two of my friends, but seeing them at work and having one of them live at my house. It's stressing me the fuck out.
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>>683706416
cool!
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>>683706454
All the free shit they give us and the slide I use to get from my floor to the ground floor where all you plebs slob around
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>>683705386

I managed to score a job with a custom jewelry and engraving gig, so at least its a guaranteed paycheck. I feel you though.
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>>683699290
Former valet fag here. GL on July 4th if you're in the states
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Coatings / Cathodic Protection inspector

1900CDN a day before tax (350 is tax free to cover living expenses etc.)

I being away from home as much as I am, I get to travel a lot but it's to shitty little towns 99% of the time.
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Manager at pizza place

8.15

The lazy co-workers who don't do anything
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RGM at a taco bell
45k a year
fucking coworkers who show up late. jesus christ ive had to fire 5 people in the last month.
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>>683706847
CorelDraw is life
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>>683699526
I mean... I've met you autistic fags so many times, you screw in satellite dishes for a living, of course people think they're smarter
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>>683706835
doesnt sound that great really
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>>683694470
Publix
10.60 an hour
customers
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Electrical engineer,
40k a year
fucking hate my boss underpayd me because am too young.
in fact /b im going to kill him someday , keep an eye on the news.
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mfw dont work and collect benefits all day
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Sales Manager at auto broker firm
35k yearly salary plus commission
I fucking despise selling shit and the car dealership network in general. Good thing I love cars.
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>>683701956
When obvious bullshitters lie and mfw they could literally never admit it even when you provide evidence
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military, specifically chair force and more specifically air traffic

1824.24/mo (E-3)

fucking idiots
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>>683694470
Just went from
>Customer relations manager at BMW dealership
>$15/hr
>The customers are all a bunch of entitled motherfucking picks

to
>Register/pizza maker at my friend's restaurant
>$10/hr
> Almost everyone I work with is younger than me (I'm 25) and/or is/was addicted to some shit like heroin

I'm happier making pizzas because BMW owners can suck my fucking ass
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Waiter
Not much
People think I'm weird and I think they're annoying.
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>>683707714
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>>683696734
"chef" kek
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>>683708178
BMW owners are bad. Enthusiasts are better. But the lessees are the worst
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>>683708180
Shoot up the place, that'll show them
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>>683703898
Work.. At.. Apple... Okay cool, that narrows it down, you a genius fag? Or what? Age? Fucking typical Apple genius fag, talk shit and act like they know shit faggot
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>Taco Bell

>10/hr

>20-25 hours a week, paid biweekly

>no free food, very strict regulations, shitty managers

Aint a bad first job. Since i still live at home i dont have to pay rent so its v nice walking around money
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Production worker building electric motors

$13hr in Cali

Could be doing better
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>>683708612
>me
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>>683701703
>whataburger
>o shit whaddup

Where at? I haven't had whataburger in fucking ages
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>>683708612
Not a bad idea, honestly.
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>>683694470
>private tutor
>$30/hr for highschool/$40 hour for college and no taxes
>hard to get solid hours so that hourly rate doesnt translate to as much as you would imagine. Some kids are strait fucking retards who are only in tutoring because their parents forced them and dont give a single shit so I spend an hour talking to a brick wall.
>its aight, im starting my own business rn
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>>683700681
we used to euthanize them you know. The world just became a bunch of pussies.
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>>683708842

>walking around money
>walking around
>walking

everyone knows you have a hoverboard you fucking nigger
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>>683707618
Muh Niggah
Publix
10 an hour
fucking team leaders who bitch and customers
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Insurance - claims team leader

NZ$33/hour (US$22)

Staff thinking they're the shit when they're far from it
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Geek Squad, ARA
12$ an hour
Really fucking slow at times and the pay isn't that great, I don't have to deal with people tho
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>>683694470
Universal Studios - costumer
12.66/hour
Bullshit coworkers that write each other up for dumb shit. Otherwise the job is fun and gives good fulltime+stocks+benefits and the stocks payout directly to your paycheck, so if you just keep buying them, you could be making like 20 an hour. broken system really.
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>>683707714
>killing your boss because youre too much of a baby tp find a better job
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Self employed

90-100k a year

6-7 days a week, no time for vacation, no life, everyone always wants something, literally don't bother making friends, they just want shit too, girlfriend is in it for the shit I do, everyone is a needy piece of shit and one day I will systematically murder anyone who ever did not fucking do anything for me even after I bent over backwards to help them with their fucking problems.

In summary I fucking hate people and their needy selfish faggot ways.
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junk yard
gets paid under the table 5-20 bucks a day
people getting in the way while i put stuff away or out side annoying as fuck
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>>683708640
lol geeksquad assblasted
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>>683709596
I just moved to la i want a job at universl studio. How do i become harry poter wizard. I have cool bad guy haircut
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>>683709817
Holy shit geeksquad still around
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>>683709306
Retail bonus this week =)
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>>683709073
are you super smart and know everything about the subjets you teach?
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>>683708842
Rgm guy here. Bring the shitty managers to your area coaches attention and they'll fire the shit out of them but only do that if the store owner is a puss
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>be me
>be 24
>edgy
>into self-harm
>love science
>love violence
>play with needles
>when I was 20 started sounding (putting rods and pens in my peehole)
>hear about horrors of metal and MRI machines
>get idea
> stuff needles in my peehole
>pain.jpg
>go to doctor
> put me in MRI after they couldn't figure it out.
>massive frag grenade in my penis
> pass out
>wake up still alive, no cock and balls. All gone. Decided to begin a new life less destructive. Never horny. I have many hobbies.
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>>683709700
Jesus, vent
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>>683696734
You are not a chef. You are a cook. Please do not demean all of the real chefs that spend many years studying.
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Shop Forman, heavy equipment fleet, diesel tech, custom fabricator, race car builder.

My 7-5 job I make 28.50, 58.00 after 35 hours. When I do fabrication depends on the job, but I usually make 150 to 200 an hour roughly.

I hate the piece of shit flat faced spick I have to constantly tell what To do, and the stupid polock Labors. Also people who have no comprehension of what goes into fabricating custom 1 off peices.
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Janitor at 4chin
They don't pay me (live with parents)
HeyMaWeGotChickenOrWhat.jpeg
I hate how 4chan has consumed my life, literally all I do is lurk, post, lurk, post.
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>>683707618
>>683709306
Hey fam
Publix
$10.25
Coupon people and management that don't want to give you full time or promotion because they want to give the old people promotion rather than young people
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Machinist at a local shop
About 1600€ after taxes
I actually like my job
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>>683710306
This.
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>>683710306
im a chef, nothing you can do bout it faggot
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>>683710019
im just a recent college grad. the amount of people who do in-home tutoring in virtually non-existant. I get 1-3 phone calls per craigslist add i post. if i wanted i could work 7 days a week all day every day. but when you are your own boss you slack. All that considering, i think im a really good tutor and most of my kids have gone from D's to B's
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>>683709700
whoah
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>>683699305
nice anon
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>>683696574
Stop calling yourself a chef. Write a recipe, run a kitchen. Fuck you.
>executive chef 70k CA
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>>683710306
Chef/cook/
Service is service, fucking cook food and stfu, no one cares. That's like saying, I'm not a janitor I'm a custodian, or I'm not maintenance I'm engineering... You're a pathetic service industry grunt, go make some sauce and pretend it's special
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>>683698623
Pizza shop "not really a manager but being trained as a manager so other managers can take days off when their job is apparently to hard for them.

11.50 an hour
36-44 hours a week and 80% of or employees are creak because we have abusive managers. Needless to say we can't actually keep anyone cause they all quit or get fired for sucking.

We have the same kind of employee is just garbage he knows it gets yelled at all the time and fucks up everything doesn't care about his job because mommy and daddy make 100k/yr each so he drives his privileged ass to work out parents money gt-r and complains that he doesn't make enough money
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>>683694838

Paper, plastic, or styrofoam?
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>>683710702
Want fries with that faggot?
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>>683694470
> Where do you work?
A large tech company in Silicon Valley

How much do you make?
> $89k + bonus

What do you hate about your job?
> the autistic as fuck engineers
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Drug dealer
Make 80k year
I get paydays when my customers are pregnant crack whores
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>>683710193
checked
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>>683695922

How many hours a week do you have to work, and how stressful is it?
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super fancy steakhouse restaurant with sports celebrities regulary comming in
25 CAN $$ per hour
this super hot waitress wont suck my cock
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>>683710193
what..............
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15$
overseer
unconsistent shifts
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>>683711130
engineers are smart, what the fuck arw j saying?
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>>683710940
You are not a chef see
>>683696574
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>>683694470
I don't work.
$2500/mo
It doesn't pay very well.
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>>683696574

Working for your parents (or any relative) whom you also live with IS the quickest way to suicide.

> Escape, /b/ro
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>>683710306
>spend many years studying cooking
wgat a way to waste your life
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>>683710880
Runs kitchen? Seriously chefs still act like they're special, fucking pathetic, I used to laugh at the faggot "head chef" that acted like he was special for cooking food for a living, fuck, what a pathetic existence, you fucking toast sandwiches for a living either at McDonald's or any other place, you're a glorified 70's housewife
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>>683705304
>>683704480
>>683704089
do you get to bang hot female flight attendants during layovers ? since the ratio is like 20% male to 80% female
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>>683696888

I heard the worst thing about Whole Foods (which at first glance seems like it might be one of the more cool retail places if you had to do retail) was the smug spoiled attitudes of entitled customers who rage if their lettuce wasn't picked one leaf at a time on a Thursday by a left-handed virgin named Alejandra who got full health benefits.
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>>683710450
its against the rules to tell anyone you are a janitor
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>>683710306
Thank you. Fuck. So fucking annoying. Run a kitchen, manage food cost, write a menu..... Then we'll talk
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>>683710940
Wah wah.
>>683711506
Spend your life cooking at mcdonalds...kill yourself.
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Naval chef
150k year
Hate the fact that my job is extremely stressful cooking im tight conditions and knowing i might die today
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Manager, Panera Bread

10.50/hr

The hours make it tough to maintain a decent GPA but I'm still at 3.3 taking 19 hrs per semester
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>>683698034

I can imagine how depressing that would be, and believe every word.
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>>683710940
OK. Manage my food cost, nigger
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>>683710746
oh thats pretty cool!
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>>683711789
Damn, no one cares, only chefs care about chef shit, you're pathetic

I run a kitchen, want some coffee? Pizza bagels?

Let me pop some steak in the toaster
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>>683711886
lol yea fucking right on that salary. nice try doe
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>>683711789
Job titles have been blown out of proportion in the service industry ever since they started calling Starbucks clerks "baristas".
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software engineer at a defense contractor
75k
I don't feel fulfilled doing it, lots of security and my office is underground, so that sucks. Nothing really to complain about though, coworkers are nice, pretty much impossible to get fired.
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>>683711886
thanks for serving out country
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>Tourist Trap
>Minimum Wage 10.55/h I think
>Tourists who get mad at me for things I don't control.
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>>683711355
Most of them are completely incapable of working well with other people and don't have the ability to effectively explain their work to anyone else.
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>>683711018
theyre actually titanium
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>>683698623

Since when does a manager get tips??
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>>683711059
the chef is supposed to ask YOU if you want fries you retard
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Chick FIl A Manager
14.50 an hour
Dealing with the fatass customers
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>>683712073
thanks anon. hopefully the business takes off soon and i can work for myself full-time. I really dread the idea of working for someone else at this point after working for myself for a while
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Rite Aid Pharmacy Technician
10-somethingdon'tfuckingknowwhatorcare per hour
Unreliable coworker, calling in at the last minute because of some bullshit excuse. It then falls on me because I'm the only reliable dumbfuck that does shit.
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>>683712150
K..... Write a menu for 600? Cost that out? Manage receiving? Execute the menu? You got that too?
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>>683712030
Naw, I have a whole lot of food service friends, kinda sad how pathetic it is, the only smart ones switched over to real careers and actually became happy.
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>>683712205
search it online, its a dangerous job thus high salary retard
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Bar chef. Pizzas, burgers and fries.

$16 p/h, 25-30 hours p/w.

Not enough hours plus I can't fucking stand the so called 'sous chef.' Sloppy, stomach churning, spotty, sweaty, lazy, fat cunt. I've never seen tits so big on a man before.

I deeply regret quitting my last job.
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>>683712529
You are such a fucking faggot
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>>683694470
>Target: Electronics
>$11
>People asking stupid questions that I google for them while they have a phone in their hand.
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>>683712529
ur fucking late fgt
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>>683712529
ffs late as usual
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