Waifu claiming thread
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
>>683690756
Best claim
>>683689555
A shitload of customers canceled on me today. Never had that happen.
>>683690065
Exactly. Just a bunch of shit I've never had to deal with before.
>Haruhi Claimed
>>683690756
>>683690756
DINFFFDU NUHHUH
edgy memes
>>683690065
kek, passed out as usual. Should probably announce when going to sleep but eh.
>>683690260
Hi Milinda! How are you?
>Best idol claimed
20/20 waifu lurking
Megumin claimed~
>>683690668
Sorry, It's just too entertaining~
>>>683690312
so what do you drink besides gatorade
only one so far
I don't really talk to people
>>>683690466
Sounds off
besides I think is Belgian or something
but you know stick "America" into anything and It will sell
>>>683690480
I got the name "oc tomoko" from >>683690516
Lurking.
>>683690756
Caming these angels
>>683690892
bad memes
>still up porbably gonna sleep soon sachi claim
Milinda claim
>>683690900
Im good, how about you friend?
>>683690904
I see you Mirai
>>683690987
Your almost as bad as Shinoa...
Aizawa Nagisa claim
>>683691001
Responded to you in case you didn't see.>>683690841
>pats
>>683690862
Damn nigga!
>>683690361
If you say so Galky
>>683690260
Whatchu gonna do?
>>683690480
Night!
>>683690436
Join me!
>>683690900
If you passed, you passed out. Nothing g you can do about it
>>683691119
Almost as bad? I'd say almost as good as her~
>>683691163
I'm at your side!~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb-w6YB2RWA
>guess who
>>683690999
anything with gin is just fine.
>>683691001
>noticed
Yuuki claim.
>>683691119
Pretty good, you? I got around to watch the first two episodes of Heavy Object, seems pretty interesting, I'll keep going with it.
>pain
>>683691163
5 people called me today after placing orders and told me they either couldn't/didn't want to buy. After the 3rd I seriously thought they were all fucking with me but half of them don't know the other half.
How was your day Shiona?
>>683691358
Why pain?
Miho claimed
>>683691281
>
Claiming!
>>683691163
Yah, back in December I got fired for being smug to a customer,
Just started a new job.
>>683691488
Forgot picture
>>683691132
>I like seeing this picture
>Always trying to cheer me up and whatnot
Well, I'm still grateful. You're a pretty unique fellow around here.
>>683691281
>Another day of watching me suffer, cinnabun
>>683690067
It is a hell of a read, half the shit I haven't even read, I mostly just read the profiles.
>>683690094
Yeah I did, its good that you're good, hope you got enough sleep last night.
>>683690312
I will.
>>683690361
You gotta stop doubting yourself.
>>683691358
Hug.
>>683691163
>>683691279
You two are bullies...
>>683691348
Nice! Im doing good today. Only worked 1 job, had a day off of my night job.
Glad you like it!
>>683691358
Hope you pull yourself out of what ever it is!
>>683691281
sounds good I should try it some time
>>683691119
Glad to hear. Not that bad today.
>>683691163
That is true. Feels kinda rude though.
>>683691424
Lots of reasons.
>>683691710
Thank you.
>>683691758
That would be pretty difficult.
>>683691287
(you)
>>683691443
ahh...yes?
>>683691639
I could just look in a mirror for that. Don't strain yourself on my account.
>>683691852
You drink every night?
>>683691710
"axe-wounds defeat far more armies than sword-wounds"
Fucking kekked
>>683691119
>
>>683691163
Were the waffles Texas-shaped?
>>683691972
uko
>>683691639
>I like knowing that you're happy
>Makes me happy
I'm just grateful ya decided to hang around for as long as you did.
>>683691710
Likewise, horror buddy. Glad you got some sleep, hope what you were doing didn't keep you too busy.
I got a good 3 or so hours of sleep, no worries.
>>683691711
I'm still trying to get my job for the summer...I supposedly have an internship but I can't get in touch with the lady in charge.
>>683691972
afternoon and night
>>683691948
Either you get through this or you don't and die knowing you fucked up. Which would you rather have it be?
>>683691948
Wish you luck then. T_T
>>683692100
>>683691972
Thank you for everything.
Really.
>>683692090
no
>>683692187
that doesn't sound healthy. why do such a thing?
>>683691711
Ahaha it's just some teasing~ I know you enjoy it!
>even you can tease me
>>683691279
Hurrah!
>>683691488
Holy shit for real? I said it cause it my signature in thread
>>683691711
Oh please you enjoy it
>>683691927
I know that feel. Did it once and I was like "wow I left without a goodbye
>>683691990
I want that but no sadly
>>683691927
Thats good! Y-You didnt happen to see a c-certain post last night, right?
>>683691990
Your attempt to disappear has failed.. kek
How are you friend?
>>683692136
Nice, I wish you luck with that. What is the internship for?
>>683692316
But I dont wanna tease you!
>>683692353
No!!!!!
>>683692289
Aaawww ruri.
>yuuko
>>683691972
Nothing
>>683692300
I don't get drunk , I just drink
>>683691115
>Rattle rattle
>>683691287
Let me toss ya a (You)
If you want to get more noticed, you gotta actually start striking up conversations with people though.
>>683691948
I'm essentially a therapist for all my friends already, wouldn't mind taking up another if you want to talk.
I gotta go guys. Hopefully I'll actually make some money.
>>683691972
I'll try my best, no promises.
>>683692100
>I'm glad you decided to hang around as long as you have
I very much could say the same towards you.
>>683692468
Oh please, you're just being tsun~
>>683692289
>Thanking me for something I love doing
Nonsense.
>>683692353
Yah, turns out they were BFF's with the owners of the carwash chain I worked for.
It was so worth it, they were assholes.
>>683692202
Why would I die?
>>683692234
Thanks.
>>683692614
I won't talk about it here. Thanks for the offer, though.
>>683691972
>>683692614
I'm just lurking.
>But thanks.
>>683691948
Any time.
>>683691981
I know right.
>>683692100
That doesn't sound like enough sleep at all, it might be for you but I feel you need more than that especially if you have to work the day of.
>>683692300
>>683692893
Doesn't everyone die eventually?
>>683692468
IT work for the county's board of commissioners.
>>683692353
$40 on Ebay if you've got the green. I think it's worth it.
>>683692468
I'd say less than adequate. Finally off work, and my boss just texted me asking if I can come in early tomorrow. I have a microfracture in my heel and it won't mend if I'm standing. But that's all I'll say about that. Didn't come to whine. How was your day? Do anything dangerous or savior-esque?
I know noob question, but what is waifu?
>>683692353
Yeah it lingers for a bit. Anyways, whatcha up to m8?
>>683692468
It depends. What was it about?
>>683693054
three times
>>683693153
life and truth
>>683692544
But why alcohol? Could drink milk or juice. Plenty of better options.
>>683692634
farewell
>>683692966
you enjoying the show
>try and lurk now~
>>683693024
<
>>683693153
your 2D love and life
>>683693191
That's fucking impressive anon
>>683692608
>rattle
>>683692827
You love being so kind towards others?
Yet another reason to thank you.
>>683692491
At this point I'm already acting cringy, but I'd just like to let you know you're amazing.
>>683693284
>why alcohol?
why live?
>>683693284
>>683692544
What's your poison?
>>683692468
>
>>683692634
Bye haruhi you qt! I wish you luck!
>>683692869
Kek. Fuck them
>>683693103
Oohhhhh gotta see the reviews first
>>683693153
A fictional character you love and would never look for in r34
>>683693189
Watching the old tmnt movie where there in feudal japan. Haven't seen in over a decade
>>683693284
I'm just following Mikan's steps
>I now proceed to resume my lurking
>>683692736
Heh, I'm pretty glad I hung around as well. You're all wonderful people.
>What you up to right now?
>>683692992
Eh, like most everything I'm used to it at this point. You're considerate though for your curiosity, I appreciate it.
>>683693430
I love talking to people, not really a reason to thank me.
>>683692817
H-How dare you accuse me of such things!
>>683693078
Thats actually pretty cool! I like IT stuff, mostly hardware though. Im not good with software...
>>683693103
Ah, Im sorry about that friend, I hope you get better soon. I didnt do anything really today. Was on standby all morning and we didnt get any calls so thats good
>>683693189
S-Something to do with me and Mirai...
>Pls have not seen it
>>683693558
.... Im watching you
>>683693377
once when your innocence is lost and you discover life
second when you leave the mortal realm
three when your memory fades from the last mind
>>683693284
because it makes things fun and the day end sooner
>>683693528
if it makes me hit the floor i'll drink it
>>683693401
>Rattle
I think i'm going to go get a bite to eat, then maybe take a nap. I'll be back later. see you wonderful waifus in a while.
>>683693697
You trying to drown me in this depth?
>>683693430
Take all your compliments and throw them back at yourself beautiful.
I have done nothing i didn't want to do.
>>683693558
I'm going to go work on this thing now, so I'll be back soon.
>>683692992
I appreciate it.
>>683693054
I guess...
>>683693054
Currently researching a cure for this.
>>683692544
Pardon my intrusion but, whatcha drinkin'?
>>683693558
People buy tubed egg things that make your eggs taste like plastic/metal for about the same price.
>>683693673
Do you fly different helicopters or the same one, each day?
>>683693841
cya
>sachi
>>683693900
youre already drowning in the whirlpool of life
you began treading water long ago and will not stop until your body dies
>>683693673
A good commander must know those who work with them well enough to notice these things~
>>683694074
That filename...
I'm gonna take a shower now, see you guys in a bit.
>>683693605
Still though you can never get too much sleep as long as you don't miss any appointments or anything. Hell I can get a ton of sleep and still be tired so 3 hours is a tiny amount to me.
somehow got a little bit of axe in my mouth
mmm I want to stab myself
>>683693480
i guess you're a bit lonely.
your waifu can't take on this.
>>683693569
another apprentice~
>>683693605
Outside of not wanting to just die? Well, I've got an early shift in the AM tomorrow I should sleep for, I find myself doing very little outside work, exercise, and sleep.
>Sleep passes the time so well, I could do it all day
What about you, Hand? Surely you must be having a better time then I.
>>683693673
I'm the exact same way, I suck at programming, but enjoy working with hardware and security.
>>683694333
The deodorant? How'd you do that?
>>683694281
you can oversleep. your body is designed to move. if youre tired, get off your ass
it works far,more efficiently while in motion
>>683693950
>awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>683694114
You got this!
DONT BE SAD
Please be happy!
>>683694131
I believe in you!
>>683694333
Nice trips. Light mouth on fire. Post results
>>683692992
I'm gonna read some more tomorrow.
Good night, everyone.
>>683694131
good old beer , Budweiser
>>683693558
Which one is that? Never seen a TMNT movie.
>>683693673
It's all a little blurry but I don't think so. Kek you're safe for now.
>>683694131
We rotate between 3 Helis. They are all the same kind though.
>>683694797
Oh thank god... I was scared it might damage the ship...
>>683694205
Commander! But its not true!
>>683694562
Yeah, Its fun stuff, I might get back into it at some point
>>683694725
>that pic
>
>>683694281
You're right, I suppose. It's just really hard to go to sleep at appropriate time frames, I don't know.
Enjoy your shower, buddy.
>>683694400
Well damn, you should get some sleep for that. Hope the shift goes by smoothly, man.
We all have our own schedules/hobbies, you're probably just used to the routine is all.
I'm just relaxing, face hurts a bit. Just came out of nowhere, ugh. Listening to music, that's about it. Thanks for asking.
>>683693673
>
>>683694074
>
>>683694131
I have never heard of this till now
>
>>683694797
The 3rd one. It's on Netflix
>
>>683694562
I don't know
I guess I had the spray tilted to the side too much a little bit got in my mouth
>>683694656
I'm on it
>>683694610
Hello there.
Who may this lovely waifu be?
>>683694668
Goodnight beautiful
>>683694400
very few here live exciting lives
>>683695131That movie sounds really bad.
I should watch it.
>>683694992
hello there
>>683694971
Alright alright, I'll stop and become a spectator instead~
>>683695441
Hello!
Ako!
seriously hate phone browsing tbis broken site
>>683694995
>My increase in sleep is directly related to the pain of waiting
>When August comes there will be an extreme lack of sleep
Witness me.
Face is hurting? Hm, that's bizarre.. I'm no doctor so I'm not sure what to tell you, other then to get well soon. Pleased to hear your night is well.
>>683695448
I'm saving the kitty pic as "the cutest drawing ever made"
>that pic
>she's crying
Saved too.
>>683694333
Well at least your breath is fresh :^)
>>683694971
>damage the ship
Got me curious.
>>683695131
Hmm, if bored one day I'll check it out.
That's the best thing I've seen all night.
>>683694396
yes.....
>>683695618
I'm super good at tying knots!!
>>683695441
It's because it isn't August yet that I see no reason to live and have therefore reclused into myself like sad turtle.
>Juri
>>683695131
Kek that pic is great
>>683695455
YES! Thank you commander
>Somehow I feel like your gonna keep doing it anyways... kek
>>683695836
NO NO FORGET I SAID ANYTHING, DONT BE CURIOUS!
>>683695131
>>683695897
tie one around your neck. anchor other end from atop somewhrre high. jump
>>683695974
Literally now everyone is curious.
>>683695974
>Somehow I feel like your gonna keep doing it anyways
You know me well!
>just every now and then
>>683695709
it is cute
claimed
>>683696172
don't forget to get someone to record it
>>683695865
SShhhh hush now. Don't worry, one day soon MOE blob will consume all.
>>683695949
i thought recluse was a spider
>i'll leave now
>>683696172
Feeling extra edgy tonight aren't we?
>>683695131
>that picture
What the heck..?
>>683696370
>consume
>>683694610
I'll do my best.
>>683694971
Have you named them yet?
>>683695131
You've never heard of Rollie Eggmaster?
>I really really like this picture
>>683696404
feeling extra neutral and im hungry amd sober
>>683696279
Tomoko is really cute. I should watch her anime. I'm probably the only one here who hasn't seen it.
>>683696370
I wasn't thinking.
>Just end my fucking misery
>>683695443
Do it!
>>683695836
It's nostalgic to me and I'm curious too
>>683695974
Thanks and we're curious now
>
>>683696103
The eyes are really great for rape
>>683696219
Yup
>>683696503
I'm in trouble for shipping
>>683696616
No and thanks
>>683696219
NO! DONT BE CURIOUS NOTHING HAPPENED I SWEAR
>>683696223
I figured... I think I can handle every now and then
>>683696616
Good question. I actually have not... Im really bad about picking names for things... kek
>>683696676
wouldn't hurt to check it our , or the manga at best
>>683695631
>Witnessed
>I myself, will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Yeah, odd. Wish it would go away, heh. Pleased to hear from you in general, handsome.
Hey guys
Should i eat oreos tonight or drink beer
Both is not an option
>>683696567
Soon....
>>683696708
Never. you're here forever. But so is everybody else.
You'll have plenty of company
>>683696765
Thank you very much~
>Megumin
>>683695974
Haha, such a qt. It'll slip out eventually.
>>683696760
Is it one of your favorite childhood movies? We'll find out when the time is right.
>>683696974
every Tomoko that's been here has said the manga is better... is it really THAT good?
>>683694668
Goodnight Milktanker.
>>683694995
Same here, I cannot make myself go to sleep, my body goes to sleep when it feels like so it screws me up constantly.
>>683690756
steal
>>683697085
Oreos
Shinoa bro
>>683697085
both you'll be hungry later on anyways
>>683697334
only if you have a shitty life
>>683696760
DID SOMEONE SAY SHIP!?
Astolfo claim
>>683697085
That heavily depends on the type of beer and if the oreos are double-stuf or not.
>>683697085
if you got the milk, get the oreos
>>683697390
or ask for milk politely
>shiro (is in cs:go, wont be replying much)
>>683697106
>>683697390
Well damn, man. That sounds annoying, my body always tries to shut down but I just don't let it. Heh.
What are you up to right now, horror buddy? Shower go well?
>>683696760
Look it up sometime. It's pretty much as close as the modern world will get to magic in the next 12 years.
>>683696765
Well, Baby Magnum would be a start. But i think you should name one Lefty.
>>683696765
Guess I'm not sleeping tonight...
>>683697023
I'm probably going to share screenshots or webm's/youtube vids with the threads to show everyone the strength of passion.. and sick kicks.
>>683697106
Forever is a long time without your beloved.
>>683697416
>>683697435
I learned last night not to do both
>oreo in nose
>>683697461
Coors
Double stuff
>>683697521
I do
Seems like oreos win
>>683697435
>only if you have a shitty life
I'm curious as to why that would make someone like the manga more
>>683697573
Why do you do this to me?
>>683697883
i don't why this hit me hard.
>>683697269
Yes it is and sooon
>>683697442
Yes ma'am. I'm the ship master
>>683697850
Will do!
>>683697938
Why.
>>683697883
>Forever is a long time without your beloved
It felt painful, imagining that.
>>683697938
sounds fun
get something spicy then if you pick beer
>>683698014
you can see yourself in it
same mistakes
same thoughts
>>683697573
ayyy thats the one i cropped horribly
>slect all images with pizza
HUNGRY
>>683697194
Your welcome Commander
>>683697269
>Blush
No it shall never surface!
>>683697850
Thats a good idea!
>Lefty
Any reason for that name?
>>683697851
Why not?
>>683698094
Look into my eyes and ask me.
Reporting in for duty
>>683697883
That'd be really cool, please do.
>Forever is a long time without your beloved
Yeah, that's a long time to try and adjust to not having your dominant hand anymore.
>>683698492
Aww yeah, I love Taiga! How's it going?
>>683698462
youre an adult i assume
please learn the difference between youre, your, there, their and theyre
>>683698425
Thanks for the pic
>Miho
>>683697435
oooohhhh
I really liked the Watamote anime and the Tomoko I used to talk to has been busy so I haven't been able to ask him if I should check the manga out
>Mugi
>>683698304
I'd like to greet you before you get back to lurk while quietly judging our actions.
And I hope your night hasn't been too terrible.
>>683698686
you should , really.
>>683693838
Try bleach
>>683698227
Yuno and haruhi been here yet?
>astolfo
>>683698567
Going good. How have you been doing?
>Taiga
>>683698227
Last night i drank last night and ate too many oreos then proceeded to throw up oreos out of my nose
>>683698307
Im gonna drink tomorrow night
>>683698304
I hope you know you now have apprentices
>>683698307
Hmmmm...
So, I should read the manga and not watch the anime?
Do both? Manga first? I'm pretty interested now
>Emi
>>683698967
Yuno isn't here but haruhi left about 20 min ago
>>683698462
Ooohhhh milinda is blushing!
Shinoa
>>683698462
I will die of curiosity.
-Ako
>>683698845
Ok
>Mugi
>>683699082
Holy shit dude
>>683698943
thanks
>>683699082
me too , now I want oreos
>>683699140
manga is still going , go anime then manga to pick up the story
>>683699008
Not too bad, just finished school for the semester.
>Yuuki
>>683699082
Ouch....
>flamie
>>683698227
>sooon
Very soon
>>683698462
What if we already know? :^)
>Maki
>>683698227
>horseinstormdrain.jpeg
>soon
>>683698462
NO.
>>683699082
I don't know who this is, but that is now one of my top ten drunken stories. Kek.
>Mirai
>>683699082
Throwing up through your nose is the worst shit ever
>Mugi
