-
these are my babies
don't touch them
Oh fuck yeah!
Oh shit whaddup!!
throwback
>>683678318
good looking dick right there
I don't think I'll make it this time. It was a hell of a fight though.
I'm a little anal about vaginal.
>>683678385
fuck yessss...
i am drawing this with my keyboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxbX9qMhwAw
>>683678447
Stop being a faggot.
What the hell?
>>683678705
>posts gay porn
>>683678705
now you sound like my parents and sister
>>683678725
HIIIIISSSSSSS
>>683678924
that's supposed to be a hiss btw
>>683678487
WAIT
>>683679061
Hiss hiss
>>683678871
The irony, eh?
>>683678896
Maybe that should tell you something.
>>683679061
>>683679287
>>683679264
tells me a lot actually, but my boyfriend and his family don't complain so that tells me something else
>>683679424
My father-in-law shoves his homosexuality down my throat in the most literal sense.
>>683679238
Wait for what? I need a miracle right now.
>>683679772
Hawt
>>683679645
Guys.
Gay.
>>683679772
I'd appreciate an elaboration on this
>>683679790
What would you need to happen?
>>683679898
>>683679967
domo
>>683680093
I'd be happy with a 65. Anything lower than that and I'm pretty much fucked. And that's just one class. Maybe engineering wasn't for me.
>>683680239
what's up buttercup
>>683680310
How many friends have you made?
>>683680376
Sitting in artclass which was labelled 'graphics design'
>>683679453
Even my boyfriend thinks I'M gay....
>>683679967
-Gay guy
>>683679994
It was fellatio.
>>683680132
>>683680480
On 4CHAN?
>>683680540
we all know you're gay duke sheesh.
>>683680686
work mode bb
>>683680540
thank you
>>683680479
I'd say about ten. Probably 5 would come to my funeral.
>>683680750
unbelievable.
>>683680917
entertain me while i learn about stupid art
>>683680542
>>683680880
I meant in your classes. Can't they help?
>>683681089
Usually I help them.
>>683681028
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
>>683681276
Oh, well.
>>683681386
Well damn
>>683681386
I thought you did women's studies?
>>683681386
you cant be russia and gay,thats not allowed
>>683681386
Waffles. Stop. Why even?
>>683680686
I've had more vaginal sex this year than anal sex, I think.
>>683680754
The least I can do.
>>683681276
That means everyone failed, in which case you shouldn't worry.
Or you weren't helping them as much as you thought, I guess.
>>683681447
Yeah, shame they only talk to me when they need something.
>>683681671
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>683681714
Yeah, two of them ate shit pretty much everywhere.
>>683681742
I guess they aren't one of these five who will visit your funeral.
>>683681754
No then?
>>683681742
That doesn't sound like friendly behaviour.
>>683682282
I feel lonelier now. Though I never really liked people.
>>683682282
I've never studied the wimins.
>>683682624
you are a wimin
>>683682782
I'm not. I have a penis.
>>683682624
Now is that because you are gay or is that why you are so gay?
>>683682559
I would say people are fine mostly.
>>683682782
Maybe he's not very introspective.
>>683682892
nah
>>683682990
Some more than others.
post new martys
The only women's studies I've done is anatomy and physiology.
Testing
>>683682990
It's because I'm gay, you dummy.
>>683683060
Yah.
>>683683427
fuck off HETERO.
>>683683621
That filename doesnt fit that picture
>>683683740
I was listening to marina and the diamonds and typed out lyrics as filenames
>>683683866
i was disappoint by filename again
>>683683103
Well yes. You can't expect everyone to be equal.
>>683683621
I think if you studied boobs hard enough you'd appreciate them. Don't do that with vaginas though. Those things are not there for aesthetics, that's for sure.
This is actually way better i might buy 4chan pass just to do this
who leaves a two minutes voicemail, honestly
>>683683888 (checked)
well which are you huh
decide
>>683684004
get used to it
>>683684017
I don't know, man, I literally don't bat and eyelash at breasts. They're nothing to me.
minute*
>>683684324
You've neither batted nor eyelashed a breast? Not even once?
How much is the season pass for 4chan? 20 year?
>>683684603
I MEANT
BAT
AN
EYELASH
>>683684636
Nice
>>683684324
Gay if she doesn't like large toys, could go either way otherwise.
>>683684140
Set a limit on the voice mail length. Mine is at 59secs max.
Someone is low on fiber. Do you know what happens to your body without fiber?
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
>>683684818
My mistake. Well, your mistake really.
>
>>683685250
don't be mean to me
>>683685108
Stop posting your erotic fiction in threads.
>>683685310
When have I ever been mean?
>>683685272
>>683685595
why do you keep linking this picture to him
>>683685462
a better question is when HAVEN'T you been mean to me?
I'm done
it's over
Yo this is way better compared to what i used to do
Brb refilling my folder, this was only a test as i said
And it was a success
>>683685639
I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>683685725
Is that a better question though?
>>683685108
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10302925/1/Danny-s-Big-Red-Adventurous-Romance
>>683685753
YES please kill yourself
>>683685753
There may still be hope. Don't do it.
>>683685753
congratulations
>>683685753
did you die?
>>683685813
you know EXACTLY what i'm talking about. i gave you that picture.
i mean for me yes.
I mean with my last final ever
>>683686018
not as far as I can tell
>>683685939
gonna need something stronger than that
I'm bored, faggots. Entertain me.
>>683685887
Do you actually do this
Imagine the smell
>30 overweight virgin faggots under the sun inside a costume
Don't you fucking cringe at yourself?
>only in 'murica
>>683686128
So are you done with uni then?
>>683686185
Piss off fag i'm not roleplaying woth you
> not as far as I can tell
4chan is essentially Limbo though.
>>683686097
I don't know what you're talking about. I had this picture before you sent the folder, I believe.
It lets you deflect my original question so I can see why I suppose.
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself. I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess. She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.” Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely. Doom! That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles. Yours, The Penguin of Doom.
>>683686429
yeah
>>683686516
Well done. Now you can spend the rest of your life suffering in a job.
With any luck you'll be out-earning me.
>>683686490
I enjoyed this
>>683686463
Check that filename.
Matches the one in my folder.
Well you're always making fun of me or making me cry... you're lucky i haven't sewn you over emotional damages yet.
>>683686731
maybe
or maybe I'll just turn into a neet and die of malnutrition at 35
What degree?
>>683686392
The open air would make it smell better than a regular furcon, which isn't much different than a locker room.
This is actually at FurDU, an Australian convention.
>>683686460
woah dude I'm not into that shit. my dicks are grounded in reality and my butt
mathematics and computer science
>>683687014
Mechanical Engineering?
>>683686490
I hate the word "stochastic".
>>683686847
That just means I have two copies of it.
Am I? I don't recall anything like that. Please don't sew me though.
>>683686925
If you die who will I mock?
>>683687127
no, mathematics and computer science
>>683687177
katia or someone, I dunno
maybe if AM or someone shows their miserable face
>>683684886
Need to set it to 0.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dTCRFn1aml
>>683687365
That is usually a subset of Mechanical Engineering, which is why I was asking.
>>683687365
>katia
freklz, it is rude to pick on the mentally disabled.
>maybe if AM or someone shows their miserable face
did AM die?
Maybe he left us like Barry did.
>>683687145
Well you posted MY copy of it.
So there.
Because you are a psychopath and my feelings meran nothing to you. You'll be up to your knees in money that you no longer have.
>>683686942
I never got the appeal of fursuits. It's like liquid autism in its purest form.
>>683687624
>the current year
>not fursuiting
>>683687477
what? comp sci and mech e have almost nothing in common aside from one or two intro-level classes
>>683687537
I mainly interact with him through discord but he posts every once in a while
>>683687537
Stop being mean, Narwhal.
>>683687014
Bachelor's, I'm guessing. Find a job?
>>683687145
You would hate my workplace then.
>>683687477
>math and computers
>subsets of Mech E
I go to school now and not hand in assignment
>>683687701
I haven't been on pokediscord for a while, which is probably why I havent seen him
May do that later
>>683687750
Nyet
>>683687870
yes and no, I haven't been looking
>>683687880
could be
good luck not handing in your assignment
>>683687597
So what?
> "meran"
> "up to your knees in money that you no longer have"
Your words puzzle me.
>>683687870
I overused it horribly.
>>683686942
Did you skip class the day they illustrated how to behave in public or did your cringe senses got desensitized
>>683688142
I'm just on that other level that lowlifes like you just can't understand your head around.
>>683688196
My cringe senses done got desensitised something fierce.
>>683687701
>>683687870
https://webapp4.asu.edu/programs/t5/majorinfo/ASU00/ESMAECBSE/undergrad/false?init=false&nopassive=true
That is what I was thinking of. Fuck off. Leave a drunk man alone.
>>683687880
Bitte?
>>683688378
computational mechanics is not computer science
>>683688278
What level is that and why do people speak a different language there?
raccoon hold me
>>683688613
I realize this. I also didn't fully read the post I commented on. I read part of it and filled in the rest. Again, suck my cock.
>>683688719
i'm not tellin you
no they speak engilsh why
>>683688079
I'm not quite sure how there's a yes in that case. Works, though.
>>683688142
Half the researchers on my floor do either quantum Monte Carlo or stochastic particle dynamics.
>>683688196
Yes.
>>683688812
I forgive you
>>683689001
yes as in "yes, a bachelor's"
I formatted that post poorly
Pls post link to next thread i litterally have a shitload more to post