I don't think I'll make it this time. It was a hell of a fight though.
that's supposed to be a hiss btw
The irony, eh?
Maybe that should tell you something.
tells me a lot actually, but my boyfriend and his family don't complain so that tells me something else
My father-in-law shoves his homosexuality down my throat in the most literal sense.
I'd appreciate an elaboration on this
What would you need to happen?
How many friends have you made?
Even my boyfriend thinks I'M gay....
we all know you're gay duke sheesh.
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
I've had more vaginal sex this year than anal sex, I think.
The least I can do.
That means everyone failed, in which case you shouldn't worry.
Or you weren't helping them as much as you thought, I guess.
That doesn't sound like friendly behaviour.
I feel lonelier now. Though I never really liked people.
I've never studied the wimins.
I'm not. I have a penis.
Now is that because you are gay or is that why you are so gay?
I would say people are fine mostly.
Maybe he's not very introspective.
The only women's studies I've done is anatomy and physiology.
It's because I'm gay, you dummy.
fuck off HETERO.
I was listening to marina and the diamonds and typed out lyrics as filenames
Well yes. You can't expect everyone to be equal.
I think if you studied boobs hard enough you'd appreciate them. Don't do that with vaginas though. Those things are not there for aesthetics, that's for sure.
This is actually way better i might buy 4chan pass just to do this
who leaves a two minutes voicemail, honestly
well which are you huh
get used to it
I don't know, man, I literally don't bat and eyelash at breasts. They're nothing to me.
You've neither batted nor eyelashed a breast? Not even once?
How much is the season pass for 4chan? 20 year?
Gay if she doesn't like large toys, could go either way otherwise.
Set a limit on the voice mail length. Mine is at 59secs max.
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
My mistake. Well, your mistake really.
Stop posting your erotic fiction in threads.
When have I ever been mean?
a better question is when HAVEN'T you been mean to me?
Yo this is way better compared to what i used to do
Brb refilling my folder, this was only a test as i said
And it was a success
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Is that a better question though?
There may still be hope. Don't do it.
you know EXACTLY what i'm talking about. i gave you that picture.
i mean for me yes.
I mean with my last final ever
not as far as I can tell
Do you actually do this
Imagine the smell
>30 overweight virgin faggots under the sun inside a costume
Don't you fucking cringe at yourself?
>only in 'murica
> not as far as I can tell
4chan is essentially Limbo though.
I don't know what you're talking about. I had this picture before you sent the folder, I believe.
It lets you deflect my original question so I can see why I suppose.
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself. I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess. She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.” Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely. Doom! That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles. Yours, The Penguin of Doom.
Well done. Now you can spend the rest of your life suffering in a job.
With any luck you'll be out-earning me.
Check that filename.
Matches the one in my folder.
Well you're always making fun of me or making me cry... you're lucky i haven't sewn you over emotional damages yet.
or maybe I'll just turn into a neet and die of malnutrition at 35
The open air would make it smell better than a regular furcon, which isn't much different than a locker room.
This is actually at FurDU, an Australian convention.
woah dude I'm not into that shit. my dicks are grounded in reality and my butt
I hate the word "stochastic".
That just means I have two copies of it.
Am I? I don't recall anything like that. Please don't sew me though.
no, mathematics and computer science
katia or someone, I dunno
maybe if AM or someone shows their miserable face
Need to set it to 0.
That is usually a subset of Mechanical Engineering, which is why I was asking.
freklz, it is rude to pick on the mentally disabled.
>maybe if AM or someone shows their miserable face
did AM die?
Maybe he left us like Barry did.
Well you posted MY copy of it.
Because you are a psychopath and my feelings meran nothing to you. You'll be up to your knees in money that you no longer have.
what? comp sci and mech e have almost nothing in common aside from one or two intro-level classes
I mainly interact with him through discord but he posts every once in a while
Bachelor's, I'm guessing. Find a job?
You would hate my workplace then.
>math and computers
>subsets of Mech E
I go to school now and not hand in assignment
I haven't been on pokediscord for a while, which is probably why I havent seen him
May do that later
yes and no, I haven't been looking
good luck not handing in your assignment
> "up to your knees in money that you no longer have"
Your words puzzle me.
I overused it horribly.
Did you skip class the day they illustrated how to behave in public or did your cringe senses got desensitized
I'm just on that other level that lowlifes like you just can't understand your head around.
My cringe senses done got desensitised something fierce.
That is what I was thinking of. Fuck off. Leave a drunk man alone.
computational mechanics is not computer science
What level is that and why do people speak a different language there?
I realize this. I also didn't fully read the post I commented on. I read part of it and filled in the rest. Again, suck my cock.
i'm not tellin you
no they speak engilsh why
I'm not quite sure how there's a yes in that case. Works, though.
Half the researchers on my floor do either quantum Monte Carlo or stochastic particle dynamics.