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Dubs decides what I text this wrong number
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Yes, prepare your genitals
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Dubs decides what I text this wrong number
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no. make me want to come over
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>>683675601
Roll
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>>683675401
if you have lube
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wanna see my penis?
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>>683675756
roll
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yeah
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>>683675756
rollerino
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Dubs decides what I text this wrong number
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>>683675756
rull
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>>683675601
Rolll
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>>683675756
rooool
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>>683675756
rolling for this
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>>683675911
winrar
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wanna see my 2 inches of salami
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Whenever I masturbate, I do a lot of foreplay. I write down "Precum" on a sheet of paper, and stick the pen in my ass. I massage my foreskin and put a grapefruit with the centre hollowed out over my cock until I start leaking. Then I begin the full grapefruiting, stopping when I'm just on the edge. I get on the table, and try to cross out the "pre" on the note with the pen still inside me. The pressure of it being presssed against my prostrate usually causes me to ejaculate all over the note. It reminds myself that I became a better person than before.
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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
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tits or gtfo
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>>683675401
Show me what I'm cumming for?
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give a reason
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>>683676262
roll
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>>683675401
I EAT CUM!!!
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>>683675911
win
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>>683675911
Winn
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Why for you kick my dog call me fuck off?
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Here, find again decides
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>>683676611
Are they prepared?
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>>683675401
Can I murder you? Like literally slice you from ass to mouth? Otherwise, sorry--take your skank-ass elsewhere, bitch.
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>>683676611
check'd

send noodz
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>>683676666
Let's go, OP
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>683676666
oh shit whatup
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>>683676666
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Penis
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Wow fast dubs
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>>683676164
rollerino
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>>683677025
Show me
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>>683677025
YES GOD YES PLEASE
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>>683677003
77
00
I love that double trouble.
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>>683677025
Yes I'd love to ;)
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>>683677025
yes please
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>>683677108
Rooll
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>>683677122
Lmao them dubs coming out fast
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>>683677122
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>>683677122
Faggot now we sound desperate
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>>683677122
winner
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>>683677025
yea, and be sure to make a sexy face
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>>683677025
mfw this is a guy and we're about to get a dick
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Yes I wanna see. What kind of question is that?
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>>683677258
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I wish I could end this miserable life I have, but my parents need me for memes and money.
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>>683677282
rolling for this
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>>683677122
nice
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>>683677258
thats the point ;3
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What was your address?
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>>683677315
Better than nothing
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>>683677353
roll
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>>683677384
rolli
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Waiting....
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Nice, now stick your thumb in your pooper
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of course ;)
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>>683677122
Looks fine to me
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Reply with oh yeah fuck me I want you to show me ur pics ;)
Do that
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Deliver, OP
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No, i got shit to do, kbye.
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>>683677654
He's too busy jacking off to the nudes
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Take a pic with your dick in peanut butter
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>>683676164
Roll
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>>683675401
Wanna go nigger hunting with me tonight?
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>>683677733
Winrar?
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>>683677738
Roll
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>>683677733

Wasted trip dubs
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>>683677833
GET IT OP!!!
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>>683676164
Rolling
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>>683677888
You heard him op
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FUCK YES BABE I WANT TO SEE YOU CUM
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>>683677833
W-winrar?
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lolol posting the pic after
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>>683677384
this
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>>683677738
If you get a win I'll suck your butt OP
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>>683678032
Ahh fuck
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>>683678000
>>683677888
2 trips
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>>683678032
Kek'd
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>>683678032
Let's meet up, you are hung like a mule
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Fake and gay
OP confirmed faggot
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Show me where you fart from
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>>683678032
OH SHIT you have the penis of my dreams!
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>>683678111
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>>683678032
Moar
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>>683678032
i want you to mount me like a gorilla
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I only take it black sorry
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Hitler and Flævõŕţøwņ turn me on
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>>683678032
Mmm... nice dick, wanna see mine?
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>>683678032
I dare you to put something in the tip hehe ;)
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>>683678134
roll
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>>683678200
winzip
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You have a small peeper
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wow I've never been with a man before
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>>683677315
>>683678032
fucking called it
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>>683678150
ROLL
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>>683678150
lol re roll
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You wanna fuck my nigger bull?
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you have a small dick, we're done sorry its over
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>>683678238
Roll
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>This thread
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>>683678032
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>>683678150
REROLL
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>>683678032
>/b/ thinks wrong number is grill
>wrong number thinks /b/ is grill
>???
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>>683678238
Rolll
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>>683678277
Win!!!
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>>683678200
winrar!
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>>683676164
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>>683678277
Tf is this winrar
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>>683678032
Wanna see mine?? ;D
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>>683678303

Ρολλ
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>>683678238
Rollerino
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>>683678390
>profit
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>>683678446
Roll
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>>683678238
Rool
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>>683678200
you getting laid tonight OP
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>>683678032
post full pic op?

also quick someone find a pic of a girl to send
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>>683678111
3 trips lol
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>>683678377
Winrar
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I Fucking love this shit....

Msg: thats too big for my liking :(
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>>683678277


WINRAR
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>>683678501
Reroll
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Can I call you daddy?
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Tiny cock faggit
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Send him this
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>>683678150
Roll
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>>683678845
Yeah, wanna see mine first?
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>>683678845
one more pic please, of your butt, maybe put a sharpie in? its a fetish of mine
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>>683678966
Winrar
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>>683678845
You know, having a dick sure is nice, won't you agree? ;)
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>>683678966
winwinwin
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>>683678845
Sure, what's your address?
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>>683678845
I want to do this to you
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>>683678966
Rarwinned
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>>683678966
Nice
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>>683678966
WIN
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>>683678845
you have a pretty small dick for a black guy
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>>683678966
Fucking win
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>>683678966
Lmao this
/thread
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>>683678845
Hell yeah, i need your address though cause i'm a huge faggot and i tend to forget shit.
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>>683678966
WINRAR
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>>683679063
roll
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Your pp is very large
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>>683679063
rollerino
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>>683679244
Damn right it is faggot
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Defensive
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>>683679069
Rollerino
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>>683678377
>>683678845
OP you better give me my fucking win
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I just wanna do butt stuff tonight
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>>683679315
see dubs>>683679288
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I can't leave. You should come over here and tickle my pickle
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>>683679315
how is that gay if its for me baby? ;3 please it would really help
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>>683679315
Yes you are you queerbag. I'm your daddy
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>>683679315
Really? Well aren't you in for a surprise when I pull out my massive black cock
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On my period so we can only do hand and butt stuff.
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Sharpie in the butt
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How is that gay? It's for me bby ;)
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>>683679457
Roll
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Can you come over here?
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if you want me to come over you gotta give a little extra for me ;)
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>>683679315
Please, for me baby?
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If you do it, i will do it
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>>683679473
Rolling for this
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>>683679315
My bad thought you'd do that for me since I sucked you off back in nam;)
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You're a filthy slut just like your mother, Jeremy. Put the fucking sharpie in your ass and shut the fuck up
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>>683679556
roll
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>>683679457

Roll....
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>>683679575
Rolleruni
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>>683679457
rolie
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>>683679577
Dat win
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Ask for a pic of his peepee from under so his face will be revealed, then proceed with linking him this thread
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>>683679556
Roll! Also kys 1 for trips
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>>683679457
rolllllll
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>>683679577
Winrar!
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>>683679603
>>683679556
Rollling for this
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Do you think this will fit?
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>>683679577
come on op, pay attention to rolls
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>>683679575
>the old american pie method
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>>683679457
roll
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post your face with your face in it, its turning me on. ill be over in a min
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>>683679457
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>683679777
trips
do it op
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>>683679709
Rollllllllllerino
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>>683679665
Arg
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>>683679777
trips baby
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it's not gay if you say "no homo"
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>>683675401
>genital
Prepare your throat!!!
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OP has abandoned this thread
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>>683679777
Aw shit trips
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>>683679777
Op is a flaming faggot
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>>683679777
Trips nigger. OP deliver or you're a faggot
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>>683679603
Rolling again
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Have you ever had a slimy salamander erupt from a fountain drink right into your throat as you piss down an alleyway filled with koffings thats right koffings from pokemon when I 69'd that an in vancouvor I told them i'd be the man to shine i'd rise and shine i'd be the best there ever was the best the best and shit did you know that my nigger wife sha qay qay humped a fuckin jackel named bruce and bruce was named after my son jamal did you know jamal is a whale and that whales aren't nearly as big as my dick did you know there are so many letters in the alphabet and they all spell nigger because I love jamal and jamal loves me I had a great christmas last year my son got me a toy plane I want to be a plane when I grow up so I can go to the grand canyon and play golf when I grow up I will be the president of sea world and they will call me captain planet
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>>683679777
heaven trips op!!!
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>>683679777
trips definitive winrar
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>>683679845
Rull
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>>683679845
Lmao rolling for this
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>>683679315
well I'm not coming
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>>683679665
This
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I do the first one
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Quads!
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OP?
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>>683679966
No but winrar
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>>683680016
Nope
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>>683680004
tfw you'll get raped tonight
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>>683680004
>aloysha
Kek
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>>683680004
aloysha? are we a black chick?
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>>683679315
You better watch your tone with me bitch
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>>683680004
>aloysha
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Im a pretty girl with a dirty mouth
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Can I at least get a pic of your dick in peanut butter?
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Tf is that name? I aint no nigger
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>>683680136
Roll
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Alisha?
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>>683680004
I'm not coming if you don't do it
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I wanna be in charge tonight.
Now sharpie in the back butt if you want to get in my front butt
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>>683680004
I'm just joking baby, what's your address again?
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>>683679665
Check em for this
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>>683680113
It's like reading a mystery novel
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>>683680199
win!!
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send me a pic off your butthole
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>>683680004
>>683679777
are you not gonna deliver trips
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>>683680199
WINRAR
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>>683676164
RRRRRRRROLLLLLL
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>>683680252
>aloysha
roll
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>>683680252
THISTHISTHIS
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>>683680199
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I'm not a nigger you faggot I'm MICEAGOE JACKSON ELEOELSLLAJ
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FUCK I Gotta Take a sHit BRB babe.
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>>683679457
>>683679777
reroll for the trips
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>>683680004
I ain't coming over till I know what I'm getting first. Just one pic of a sharpie in the pooper for me;)
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Send him this picture
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>>683680252
Rolling
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>>683680252
Roll
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>>683680252
Kek roll
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>>683680252
dis
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>>683680252
roll
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>>683680229
Roll
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>>683680400
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Tf did you call me? Now you really need sharpie in pooper
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>>683680400
Winrar
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>>683680400
Winrar
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>>683680199
Wiiiinnnnnnnnn
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>>683680400
win
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Lol poor man
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>>683680373
roll
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>>683679556
Rollllll
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Send this gif
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Have you ever put a toothpick.. you know... up there?
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>>683680229
Rollin
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>>683680522
Winrar
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>>683680559
mayo? please i need some incentive to suck it off
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>>683680559
what kind of degenerate doesn't have peanut butter on hand
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>>683680618
Rollerino
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>>683680614
killing myself rolll
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>>683680559
Well if I show you my dick will you go but peanut butter? We can share the jar
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>>683678966
Gary Mitchell
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>>683680522
Winrar
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>>683680661
rolio
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>>683680559
>>683680252
Reroll
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>>683680004
Then how do you expect this to fit white boi
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>>683680559
send this pic
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>>683678377
Jk, what's your address?
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IF YOU HAVE NO PEANUT BUTTER I WILL MAKE YOU GO OUT AND BUY SOME ELSE IM SENDING YOUR LITTLE COCK TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
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>>683680661
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>683680559
Take a pic of your asshole for me daddy
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>>683680700
Go get**
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>>683680229
Rawl
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>>683680559
well too bad what was your address again
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>>683680737
ROLLING
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>>683680699
Winrard
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>ITT: You're all faggots

GG
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>>683680522
Win
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Nutella works as well
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>>683680755
WINNER
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>>683680737
Roll
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>>683680726
Holy fuck roll for this shit kek
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>>683680755
WIN
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There have been like 5 dubs
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>>683680755
Winrar
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>>683680699
WINRAR
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>>683680726
This needs to get dubs
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>>683680737
Rolling this
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>>683680699
first win
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>>683680726
Rolling
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>>683680861
op please just pick the best ones not the "first" ones
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>>683676164
roll
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>>683680939
Look at these dubs^^^^^^^
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Dat wink
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I'm
A nigger ducking me would be bestiality you stupid lil cunt

All hail trump
Praise butler
Hitler bitch
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>>683680803
>newfag
>old fact
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>>683680999
oppppppp TRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPSSSS
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Will you call me daddy tonight?
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>>683680803
Single parent household detected
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>>683680999
Trips op
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>>683680699
First dubs, do it OP
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Hurry up OP, you don't have to wait for him to respond for you to send a screenshot
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>>683680939
Rolling for this
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>>683680999
WINNED HARD
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>>683681033
kill yourself
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NEW THREAD OP
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>>683681033
ask for his address
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I'm currently taking a shit btw wanna lick my poopy bum bum??
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>>683680999
OP DELIVER
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