post your age, sex and number of sex partners
bonus points: when was the last time you had sex, anon?
I feel yo pain.
Lost virginity to fuckbuddy. Stopped chilling with fuckbudy because she went insane. Went three years without sex. Got a girlfriend. Had sex for a few months. Last month and a half of relationship = no sex. Broke up with me. Now no sex at all again. Going on three months.
I am neither particularly attractive nor confident, so my prospects are slim.
Somewhere between 15-20
>number of sexual partners: I've honestly lost track, lost my virginity at 13 (penetrated a gril, fooled around with a few before that)
>last time I had sex: I've been on a bit of a dry spell since I broke up with my last ex and I'm super busy with work, but it was in March (spring break)
Honestly, I'm so bored of sex and even fapping. I'd rather just get high and work/work out. Women are a ton of hassle. Sometimes I wish I could learn to love the dick like most /b/ tards, cuz dudes are chill, but I just can't fathom being a real faggot. Not even with a trap, even though that defeats the purpose of being gay cause they'd be whiney cunts just like women (hormones). So don't be sad wizard lads, you ain't missing much. Heroin feels better than sex. True story.
Your prospects are not slim. Hundreds of millions of women available. Be confident but realistic. If ur a 6, so what? Lots of dudes who are 6s getting laid left n right - be confident In who you are, learn to not give a fuck about rejection and put urself out there. I've probably been with like 25-30 girls that were pure random meet ups at bars or I saw them and approached. I was always up front, didn't lie or lead on or play games, and I was rejected probably 10x more than I was accepted but it's a numbers game my friend. But it's not a game you can win if you don't play
Only a guy who is terrible in bed or never got laid would say this. I used to use heroin and it's not even close to sex, esp not with someone you care about. I dunno if ur lying or u suck in bed or u had he heart broken or what - whatever it is man I'm sorry
That's my problem. I don't want to fuck disgusting land whales...
I'm not fat, have a decent job, but my face is busted. This leaves my with landwhales. I just cannot find them attractive.
I am >>683667411
23 vaginas, not counting hookers
last was middle of march - been too busy with work to worry about poon
>whatever it is man
It's subjective toy faggot. I'm fucking bored of sex and women. That's it. I'm not bragging, and I'm not going to on an anonymous image board, faggot. Stop projecting.
Spent 2.5 years backpacking, and I've also been cleaning up with international students at uni.
About equal thirds Asian, African and white, with my current gf being Sri Lankan.
Haha this dude's definitely fucked some under 14 hookers. You're doing God's work, anon.
Shit like this really makes me wish i didn't have a GF.
id say i'm 7-8/10 British and got a degree. I know i would be balls deep all the time if i went traveling or the states.
Nah it honestly isn't my thing. I did get offered it in Vietnam though.
>be walking around quite street in Saigon
>woman riding a scooter pulls up next to me
>she has an absurd amount of makeup on
>"you want girl? very young, very fresh"
>she quickly takes off
Could it have been a trap? Not in the /b/ sense of the word, but a literal one?
>she has accomplices
>they kidnap you
>ends up it's dicks in your holes that evening
>but they're tiny little azn ones
>your ass doesn't even feel it from all the nigger cock you've had
Yes, but that's buying drugs. Never compare that to fucking children. Although, that being in a third world country, it was probably a legit opportunity... Them Asians got no soul.
What kind of drugs did ya get? Any good heroin? I saw on Vice that a gram of heroin in Pakistan costs about 88 cents US. If only I had a way of getting it back here...
45 females 0 males
Literally last night and almost every night
/b/ is cancer
22 sex makes with the lady gash.
Plus some prostitutes and some oral from men and women.
Last was Sunday in a public laundry room in an apt building with my pregnant fiance.
number of sex partners: 14
last time had sex: I think last week
I meant having sex is awesome, you should be excited too. Whatever people tell you, especially on /b/, you do whatever the fuck you wanna do, even not having sex until marriage. But for the future, I hope you cum hard for your first time.
Having sex with somebody you love and who loves you, while you both realize this and are deeply connected individuals who indulge in LSD during love making, orgasm is just another dimension you might as well spawn a new universe in the explosion that is your consciousness. Heroin is just a sadass replacement for a bad sex life.
Virgins and all who try and try with no success, I want your story to help all show need this advice... Only though tossing the beta male mentality can we destroy sjw movement but this cool only if gay bullshit can end (gay or not it doesn't benefit humanity to hate the other)
well we were piss drunk, made out, she almost deepthroated my thumb so i got my dick out so she could blow me. thats when she said no, i asked if she wanted to fuck but the answer was no as well, probably because there was another guy sleeping on a couch in the same room.
i asked my gf the same question when she was 30. she said 5, including me. then one day her mother and i were talking and i found out it was closer to 30. so i talked to my gf about it, said i don't care what the number is and just was curious what her true number was. she pulled out her diary and we counted together.
>lost v-card at 13 (wanted to earlier, but nobody wanted 12 year old)
>two mmf threesomes
>several ffm threesomes
>one all female orgy in college
>total 87 guys
>not sure how many girls, but probably 11
i didn't even know she was into girls and we had been together for two years