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Question Of The Thread:
What are you doing right now?
Did you play it when it was in Beta? Its suuuuuper fun!
Playing Uncharted 4
mandatory uta claim
sorry, they beat me to it
I've been coloring in a picture in photoshop for the past hour.
>If dubs, the death robot will be neon pink.
Playing some Dreadnought
I haven't ;-;
"What the fuck is this cross-board shitposting?" edition
>skyping with a friend, shitposting and listening to a new album.
i guess im not getting accepted into the club after all....
Close, but no cigar. Maybe we'll make it black and have it be a super edgy death robot.
can't argue with that, guess i should just go kms now, right?
>if dubs death robot is yellow
you do realize that filesize is entirely dependent on how much information is being stored, right?
I'm not even that guy, baka
ruri pls be my virtual gf
i heard you had many relationships in waifu
Oh yeah, I used Inspect element for that last one.
I didn't edit shit.
Damn robot doesn't want to be any color.
>If dubs, death robot is fucking rainbow.
Ok it wasn't... I dub thee Lady Kagami 3rd knight of the panties. Do you swear your loyalty to women underwear?
Im worrying about it and you can't stop me.
Yes, you should.
Spanish speakers on suicide watch
>Creo que voy a seguir los pasos de Vigil y refugiarme en el lurk
i do!!! when do i get my sword and shield???
GRAY IT IS!
That's a fairly boring color scheme, but the dubs have spoken.
>cant stop you
if its a irrefutable fact i wont try
It was a few months back it was only like 2 days though which sucked.
Can we add secondary colors?
At least you got to play early~
We're gonna get wall'd for this.
>Puedo unirme? suena divertido, y me sigue un raro y misterioso anon que al parecer me quiere.
Well, gonna go to sleep now.
And by sleep i mean that i will lurk until 4am and then pass out
Didn't thought I would get. Sorry >.<
>if trips death robot is purple
Don't ask me. Ask the gods of the gets.
See ya later Syndra.
All good. Had to be some color
O refúgio do lurk nunca é má ideia.
Well... you won't get a sword and shield but you will get a slightly phallic object instead.
>does the knighting thing on your shoulders etc
Arise Lady Kagami, into the swimming pool you go!
Too late, it's gray now.
>Puedes unirte. No creo que sea especialmente divertido, pero al menos te ayuda a mantener la salud mental.
>E ignora a ese individuo, sólo te trolea
There's so many people I can't even keep track of who speaks Spanish or Portuguese...
>And yeah, lurking is always a good idea
I meant secondary color... "^^
Of course secondary colors are nice
>what are you doing right now
playing The King of Dragons on Super Famicon
Gratz on the Madogatari poll.
I think there is only one Portuguese, unless you count Brazil Karen but he didn't show up for a long time.
Working. Well, running around like a headless chook. But at work and doing stuff.
w-what just touched my shoulders?!?!
im going in already??
>he proved me wrong
>I know, I'll tell him to kill himself!
I'm sorry anon, I didn't know you were that fragile.
it is, though we do have a punishment for those who break it, though we cannot punish them in the moment
they will be punished when we all go to hell
Wish I could have played it with you though <3
The sooner you go the sooner you get out to celebrate and drink umbrella tea!
>throws you into the pool
ok will do
>if dubs pink is death robots secondary color
Then there's going to be a lot of people getting punished :^)
The fuck are two on about?
That's the problem, people come and go all the time. If I lurk, I might be able to keep track of things easier
hey...it's not so bad in here!!!
We will soon, maybe even this week <3
>Throws my panties into the pool
would you look at thw time
quarter past kill yourself
you guys arw lategor your appt with your rope
alot of people
and i will just smile and wave
im late but claiming my motherly protector Ayaka
I'm not really sure anymore.
I'm taking a ton of screenshots at different resolutions to prove that not all screenshots are 150kb, I can't stand technological ignorance. They think I'm some memester from last thread? I don't know anymore. I'm gonna go back to watching shitty chinese cartoons and playing video games, fantasizing about my flatmate catching me masturbating and giving me a "hand"~
Goodnight anons. Been fun shitposting/lurking I'll be back to /waifu/ tomorrow morning for your regular shitposts.
Roll for pink as secondary color
Atleast you have a valid reason
Working on an integration involving a legacy API with next to no documentation
Kill me pls
Oh shit this week? Fuck yeah!
Why would it be?
Don't think you can just stay there laughing!
>pushes you into the pool
>jumps and triple front flips into it too
Ok this is too much RP for me, im out.
Random Poll where the winner would be crowned as Madogatari Heroine.
>Final Update on the Madogatari Polling Results for all days:
2. Homura Akemi
Seems like we're getting tons of shitty fan art after this.
ok, i will
not to save you.
i just want you dead
so does anyone have a favorite part of their waifu like triats and what not
Is that salt or edge I'm tasting?
its pure hate
also its poisonous
It's not certain tho. But I hope I get the game this week~
>Drowns and dies
Places of notability include her dress, her curly green hair and slim figure.
well i do wear glasses lol
rip in panties megumin....we knew ye well....
what is a swain?
my "point' is
>screenshots aren't 150kb all the time, end of story.
>you are an idiot
>I am not
anyways, like I said: Tibetan sand mosaics, vidya, masturbating.
It's getting pretty late so I'll go to sleep. Seeya all and have a nice time :)
I had swimming classes for 10 years of my life and don't know a single name of a jump / technique in english.
Its hard to pick a trait that stands out in perfection but I will go with her perseverance.
At least you didn't blow up the panties.
Hiding in bathroom
This is too much texas for me
There are peanuts and peanuts shells everywhere
And I ordered my typical bottom bitch amaretto sour and the guy had no idea what that was
and oh my god the texas
how did i not see this coming help me
They are too precious to be blown up
rip in panties me, you died living the dream
i was saying a triple front flip would be 10/10 lol, i-i wasn't judging your name for it lol
So... if you come back to haunt Kagami don't forget im living in the same house, I hope you're not too noisy with her at night.
so does that mean your soul is gonna haunt me now??
That place is Delicious, Get the Pulled pork.
I know... I was just saying something stupid about me I only realized now. Anyway I will do one more exam and im done with studying for today.
n-noisy??? w-what's that supposed to mean?
so what is everyone up to?
Pajama parties, obviously
oh!!! sorry lol, i thought something else...
glad you're getting those tests done!! i know it sucks....
identical twins too kek
Waiting for those genetically altered humans to exist.
One day, hopefully in our lifetime.
Gink has actually showed up the last two days, maybe we could start our music circlejerk once again if I, Ginko and Anomaly's visits coincide.
ooooo i like parties!!!!! we're gonna have fun!!
Cool, can't wait to see the finished product.
They damn well better, that's one of the main reasons I'm sticking around.
It'll probably be a while, I'm way too indecisive and unsure about things.
>it took about a half hour to find the right shade of blonde
is the cow girl from something? i like her
ill bring back the ratings if that happens
and start doing content qott's again
Well, I did it.
Strawberry, white choc and coconut.
>tfw i've never been to a party besides my parent's kek!!!
Nice. Sounds delicious Rory.
>If dubs, death robot will be grey and pink
I say we bring questions in the OP back.
Make this place smell like home again.
They're probably gross since someone who loves Rory made them.
is that not the norm... ive never been to a party
nah man, im the only one who does that
i always do it if im op
You fucked up.
You don't go to Texas Roadhouse and get chicken.
You get real Meat.
I fapped with my right hand again after doing studies. This time I was able to use my index to almost fully grasp my dick. Still felt weird but not as world like the first time. Remember when Patrick told SpongeBob to hold out his pinky to be fancy? That was my first time but with the index.
This time was around 40-45 min since it still felt weird but hey faster than last time. Instead of regular white cum, I had duck water coming out
I'm also sticking around for you guys.
Don' worry, we'll have so many parties now that's I'm kill~
>that sounds pretty bad kek
i don't think so...everyone i knew was always going to parties
w-what do you want?? i don't drink soda....
I will be posting songs that nobody cares about too.
You wouldn't mind if I tried something sometime right? I just need to see who it sticks.
I'm sorry love. I'm going to sleep. I hope you have here though.
Make it a four way circlejerk. I'm sure nobody's like mind.