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It's easy to talk shit about each other, but can we do the opposite?
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>>683661687
fuck yeah anglo sphere
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german here: i like your guys spaceorganisation, NASA are neat guys and did some pretty cool things in the past.
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>>683662010
also german, me too. NASA <3
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Europeans have cool history
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Holland here, you almosy hate the french as much as we do, which i admire
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>>683661687
Europe has good culture, food, and they make good cars and guns
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>>683662777
All heil
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>>683662777
American here, and this guy has trips of truth.

Plus ya'll have some damn fine beer.
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>>683661687
Niquez vos mères
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>>683662777
trips dont lie

I really think Americans are the most genuinely kind people I´ve ever met
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Why don't you guys like french people ? (Just curious tbh)
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american food although often unhealthy certainly isnt lacking in the delicious department, dutchfag here
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>>683662998
I forgot about their beer, it's fucking nice
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>>683663128
you even been to france?
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Britfag. You guys gave us oversized fast-food, George Carlin and Bill Hicks. You're alright.
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Surely there's only some connection with the Soctland, Ireland, England and Wales. Most Americans only speak one language and would still associate the French for cowards, the Germans for Nazis, the British for July 4th and anything east of Berlin as communist. How can Americans talk positively about the EU when they fucking hate all of it?
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Our mates from across the pond make good film, TV and music! Fuck yeah anglosphere
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>>683661687

Niquez vous avec votre french bashing bande de fils de puuuutes !
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>>683663128
As a Swede, I honestly think its just a global joke, although I´ve heard french people can be kinda dickish towards non-french.
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>>683661687

congrats USA for not being the fattest country on the planet but you are trying hard
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The French aren't all that bad, I fucking love crepes
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>>683663278
>british for July 4th
>hate them
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>>683663128
No one likes the French. Could you imagine being French? I've heard even the French don't like the french
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>>683663234
I'm French
>>683663388
You don't have to generalize tho (even if that's what 4chan is doing all day ^^)
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>>683663278
The only reason Americans 'traditionally' hate Europe is because America was started by a bunch of people who didn't like how multi-cultural Europe was so they fucked off and 'started' America.
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swiss guy here :
the landscape from some oarts of USA are awesome..
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I wish we could be as patriotic about our own country as Americans.
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>>683663543
yeah well when youre foreign and you go to south belgium or france itself frnech always acts like assholes to you not only me but also friends and relatives simple questions such as asking where a shopping mall is are often too much effort for them to normallyreply too.
not only that but they are very toxic in online gaming too, more so than for example germans although this might just have to do with sheer numbers
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>>683663699
We've got the BNP, but even they're half-arsed about it.
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>>683661687
the us constitution was groundbreaking.
now it's just a joke, though. groundfathers must be rolling in their graves.
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>>683663278

Because we don't hate it. We're allies with all three of those countries now. Plus, EVERYONE hates on the French for being cowards, and the French are dicks anyway.
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Amerifag here. Brits have cool accents. Germany has good beer. Europe in general has cool culture and I like their architecture
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>>683663525
Hates a strong word, but many Americans fucking go ape shit on July 4th basically insulting Britain all day. They don't hate them, but they don't exactly show kindness all things considered
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Hey Germany. Thanks for Hitler. Next time actually finish what you start and we will love you more!
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>>683663797
And again, I think you're going to the wrong places, French is one of the biggest touristic countries so people there musn't be such "assholes" as you try to imply.
Also, online gaming doesn't mean anything since I'm pretty sure you've met a lot of retarded french, which are not representative.
Finally I can tell you some peoples are really, really nice.
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>>683663543
As I said, I´ve only heard that that be the case. Didn´t mean to generalize my fellow European.
Generalization overall is bad, except when it comes to Somalians, trust me
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>>683663980
As a Mancunian who talks like a 3-year old, thank you!
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>>683663685
parts*
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>>683664071
Well It's just that tourists can be bitches too, often thrash talking on us thinking we wouldn't understand, not being polite at all etc.
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Austrian/Italian here, I love the nature throughout all of the US and North America.
I think it's the perfect country for any passionate outdoorsmen and I seek to spend some time in my life there camping.
And since most of the stuff I got to watch on TV as kid was american TV Shows I think it would feel somewhat nostalgic visiting the USA.
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>>683663983

Well it IS the day celebrating the day that we told Britain it could go fuck itself after all.

That being said, it's not really thought of as "Fuck you Britain" day so much as "Fuck yeah America" day. I don't even think anyone gives a fuck about what the day's for anymore anyway, they just remember it as the day they get to blow shit up without the cops kicking their doors in.
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>>683663904
Maybe hates a strong word, but what counties do Americans talk about positively? I only hear Europe being called cuckolds, Muslim lovers and shit from 100 years ago. If you like us you sure have a strange way of showing it
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SlavFag here. Pro tip for ÜSA: vote Trump and we will respect you, vote Clinton and you will half another 5 years of ruined F.P
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>>683663278
Pretty much no Americans think that way. Try to spend some time off of 4chan.
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>>683664380
slavs don't count
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Germany and Italy are not total shit holes.
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>>683664380
Another Slav here; vote for Trump!
I would love to visit Texas one day.
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>>683664243
The only tourist who are somewhat decent and not acting like idiots are japanese imo, so know that feel.
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>>683664326
Disagree on the whole fuck you part. I think I remember College Humour doing a whole song called "fuck you England" Tbh it's more Americans just being overly patriotic. They fail to realise that they have become a lot of things the foundin fathers hated. Americans like being told they won, that's why the still think they single handledly won two world wars
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American here- I was genuinely hurt and outraged when those fucking faggot towelheads attacked France and Belgium. Americans haven't forgotten how the French helped us start our country. Well, at least the smarter Americans remember.
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>>683663543
>^^
That's why, Frenchs are fags
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>>683664505
Lol, Slavs are the most powerful group in Europe. Rest of Europe should look up to us, cause all you Germanics and Latinos are Cucks.
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>>683664344

Pretty much all of that shit is new because of current events, and it's not directed at the people living in your countries. It's directed at the governments over there doing their best to let their people down and inviting hordes of rape monkeys into your countries.
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>>683661687
Europe could do better on kicking out the muslims. For Europe to get respect they need to earn it. Can't ride on history forever. Same as the US. Both need to get there shit together and take out the muslims. Putin seems to be the only one wanting to do something.
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german beer is top tier, wish it wasnt so hard to import here when its higher alcohol content
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I love America, I love most of Europe, I hate France, they're dirty, filthy, cheese eating surrender monkeys that have allowed Islamist filth to breed.
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>>683661687
Hey america why haven't you taken more reugees? Take some they're great.

Have you taken any yet? C'mon, you've got plenty of wome...er..space for them. Take some refugees. Its hip and trendy. Take some refugees. Its time for diversity. Take some refugees. Its 2016. You guys need to do your part. Take some refugees, they're great.
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>>683664007
Hey USA. Thanks for Kennedy. Next time actually finish what you start and we will love you more!
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Where is the best place in Europe for an amerifag to go that the women put out at the drop of a hat?
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American here,
thanks to-
Brits: for their comedy
Dutch: for their beer
Italians: all the food
Germans: for their beer
most of Europe for their women
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You Americans are pretty cool. I like quite a lot of your comedy and music. And the trip I made to NY was amazing, the city is really something to behold. I met so many nice people.
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>>683664408
I'm not from America, so it's not a whole, go outside thing. Almost all social networks show this weird "we are better then you" attitude toward Europe. It's as common in 4 chan as it is Reddit, Facebook and YouTube.
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>>683664755
Wow, judging me on my smileys, good job, you really catched my personality.
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Netherlands here. I don't really appreciate all the mcdonalds/burger king restaurants we've got but:

>Fender
>Harley-Davidson
>Velvet Underground
>Shower beer ? (seems pretty american, in the good way)


Yeah, you're cool. Also I'm seeing german beer getting mentioned. +1 to that, as well as german women.
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>Be me
>My face when idc
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>>683664877
>put out at the drop of a hat?
no idea what that means but Im guessing sex?
East Europe
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>>683664715

Well of course a humor group is going to do something like that, they're making a joke. Otherwise, nobody in America really gives a fuck about it, trust me. It really is "Blow shit up Day" more than anything else.
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I love the beers of Europe.

>>683664380
I voted trump.
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>>683661687
Hillatrump
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>>683665022

Social networking is a disease in our country, and looking at what people say on it is literally looking at the thoughts of every stupid person here.
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>>683661687
Only if you don't vote for Cunton.
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>>683661687
Lol.. not fag france :D
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Spaniard fag here.
Thanks USA for your music (specially old rock) for your literature (Poe and Hemingway) and for hating mexicans more than us.
For this I am grateful and I always will.
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>>683665022
...because you can believe everything you see online.
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fuck eurofag trash!
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As a Belgian American, I approve of this friendship now, who wants waffles?
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>>683661687
german here, USA should fuck off out of germany!
I have nothing against your people, but I do against your government
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German here
Never been to america but I love France
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Yup.
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>>683664847
I am no dschihad and I totally agree. Let us er them in!
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European musicfag here.You people from the US and Canada have been pretty much the sole reason I can eat for the past 2 years. Almost always tipping too, even on digital stuff. Thank you for being decent human beings, I love you all.
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>>683661687
Big thanks to Italy for half of my bloodline.

To the whole of EU - your history is pretty much the world's and hearing about the hundreds of times your countries and the tribes and nations of your ancestors went at each other was one of the few times I was interested at school.

Also, everyone making fun of each other's differences is what makes the internet fun. Fuck the SJWs for trying to take that shit away from us. I love you fucking third-world commie socialist eurofags.
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Dutchfag here, I love all. European countries except Greece and France, i love ameritards but I don't support their goverment
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europeans have the best diseases
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german here I hate the US government with their influence in germany (over all europe) but your country and all is really nice... the capitalistic culture may be a bit too much over the top, but apart from that I would really like th visit the usa once
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>>683661687
I just want to say as an american to all germans that you have some nice engineering
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>>683666181
Well most Americans don't like their government either, so there's that.
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>>683661687
An american a day keeps the Ivans away
Thx murricans for keeping the mongol hordes in their shithole, sincerely, Europe
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Fuck you communist eurofags, burn in hell
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>>683664762
sais the guy who's country has literally no say in anything because it's a poor shithole full of borderline retarded people that noone cares about.
accepting immigrants would actually be an upgrade for your culture and genepool.
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>>683661687

Can Canada come too?
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I could say i am greek and i love both europians and americans, but then everyone will come crushing down on me for debt etc...
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>>683661687
American here. I actually like Europe and its rich history of kingdoms and barbarians. 10/10
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Thanks for saving our ass in WWII, guys
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It's good to see Americans appreciating our beer. Kudos, you don't make much great beer but you obviously know it when you taste it. For the record, I really like Anchor Steam if I order an American beer, it's the shit.

Thank you for RPGs. In fact, gaming in general. D&D, MTG etc.
You guys are also the frontier of legalisation, and your example will most likely influence our own legalisation cause in the UK. So huge respect on that front.
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>>683666411
poor guy...
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>>683666398
You didn't say please. I thought you faggots were supposed to be polite.
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>>683666411
pay debnts
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>>683666398
Yes, but lurk for a thread or two to get up to speed.
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>>683663039
Je savais pas qu'il avait le wifi dans la cité. Alors Mohamed bientôt finit ta bombe ?
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>>683666411
pay denbt :^)
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>>683666557
>poor
kek
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>>683662735
why is amsterdam the only nice city in your whole country?
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>>683666627

Degrees of politeness.

I asked permission to come along didnt I?
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>>683666666
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Europeans have top-notch whores, would spend very little for a supermodel skank again!
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>>683666557
idk if you are saying this ironically, making fun of me or being serious but i already see some greek hate in here, probably gonna bounce soon
>>683666635
>>683666682
and here we are, i am trying guys, sorry to disappoint you
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>>683666759
Well how could we not include you and the great people of America Jr.?
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>>683663124
Example of rude French anon du fromage I found in another thread 2 minutes ago:

"la toilette"
t'as appris a parler au quebec ou quoi?
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Portuguese fag here: Never been in the USA but you guys make some fine muscle cars.
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>>683663124
Naw, you guys are.
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Thanks for spreading an easy to learn language you UK and US cunts
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>>683666899
no tears bebby.
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>>683666947

Sweet.

We'll bring poutine.
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>>683664825
This guy
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>>683666671
Le taunt le plus pourri de la journée, t'es content ?
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>>683667215
it's not about tears, it's about the thread topic. It is about not talking shit, which is impossible when it comes to my country. Also i got dubs so i'm ok
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>>683667281
For as much shit as the Americans and Canadians give each other, it's out of a profound sense of comradely love. As an American, all I can say is that I love you goofy bastards.
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>>683667355
Its true tho, ppl saying muslims are fucking up europe but more will come to the US aswell, we need to fight this cancer together
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>>683667420
Your language is so fucking ridiculous holy fuck even worse than portuguese. Just a fag-version of spanish
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>>683667420
Fallait au moins apprendre à écrire avant d'aller sur internet saloprie de baiseur de chèvre
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>>683667510
Hey Greece isn't all bad. It gave us the fine culture of buttfucking little boys.
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>>683665826
I bet you do. Why don't you get a few of your friends together and go occupy paris for a bit
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France are actually growing some balls lately. Shame it took the Muslim invasion for it to happen. Hopefully when Trump wins the election it'll mean a boost for European nationalists.
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>>683664825
>muh respect

what i like about america is that you guys somehow manage to keep your thought porcesses so young and innocent, god i wish i could think like a 15 year old again, and do my politics accordingly
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Germany here... your politics are shit, Donald trump is a son of a bitch and your concerns are greedy assholes , but for fuck sake... I love you guys <3
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the us/eur0pe cuck fest at its finest
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i have nothing good to say about yurop, its a nigger and muslim infested shit hole filled with cucks
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>>683663182
I love the Dutch. You guys were the one of few that managed to wrangle in trade with the japs when they had their isolation phase. You have great shoes and damn if your fries aren't as good as our own. Plus we can hate the French together, will never get tired of hating france
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>>683668095
Keep watching American news my man, pure Trump propaganda lol
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>>683664143
All heil our glorious mancunian accent, long may it confuse the filthy southerners
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>>683663528
The men is France have vaginas
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>>683667704
I would love to. But my damn consciousness stands in the way.
It's almost as we have been brainwashed to never start a war again <3
Are you cute?
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>>683662010
ESA has some tight shit going on as well. Paying very close attention to Rosetta and Philae.
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>>683665147
>put out
Have sex with.
>at the drop of a hat
Relatively easily.
Sorry if I sounded like a dick, but I know how foreign slang can be weird.
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Yrope has a lot of old buildings and shit, that's pretty awesome
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>>683667842
>>683667842
>>683667842
>>683667842
went dumpster diving today found some vhs tapes was supersized to see this one was sealed amazing find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQUCcwKyh7Q
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>>683663128
They are just naturally niggers towards everyone who isnt French
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>>683666752

It's the shittiest city in the country...
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>>683667720
The funny things is we have a better life in the left-winged europe than you republicans in the south of america :D the gap between rich and poor is so big in america, try some socialism and stop to blowjob the dicks of your upperclass my friend :)
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>>683661687
Bosnian fag here, came from the war and holy shit America U got it going on.
Easy fucking living here, pretty killer, and your culture isn't that bad, pretty understandable.
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>>683667694
and of course everyone in /b/ chooses to follow that culture as i see :^) go watch some trap videos b/uddy
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Is this where I pre-order Far Cry 6?
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Portuguese here.
I'm envious that amerifags are able to vote trump.
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>>683669010
THIS
trap >>>>>>>>>>>>....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> loli
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>>683666341
>"Thx murricans for keeping the mongol hordes in their shithole sincerely, Europe"
>mfw over half of Europe is controlled by Russia.
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>>683663278
That's not true at all. I've traveled the world and know that the French are assholes, the Germans are perverts, the British are ugly and everything east of Berlin is camgirls until you hit snackbarstan.
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>>683665656
Why does Spain hate Mexicans? Do Mexicans also hate Spain?
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American here. I like British comedy TV shows and movies, as well as their accent, because it pisses people off and that's great.
What do you like about America?
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>>683663528
Even Canadians hate French Canadians.
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>>683669323
Both are 3rd world countries, so who gives a fuck...
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>>683661687
Amerifag here. Europe, mainly the UK, but trying to be all inclusive, has given us some of the best musicians, actors, and writers ever. I will watch BBC programming before I will watch American programming. Also, fucking Guinness is one of the best beers in the world. Newcastle and Hefeweizen or whatever are also great. But tell me, next series of doctor who they're bringing in a black chick named bill. Is it purely a liberal agenda power move?
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>>683669280
what's bad about being perverts? :*
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>>683669267

Is it really though?
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>>683669507
I love the guys living there ... the point is i am a left winged liberal socialist :D i wouldn't survive 10 seconds in Texas :D but for real, the most guys in america are pretty fine and lovely people... greets from germany, my friend :)
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>>683669323
Nah it was just bait. We don't really care about each other, most of our arguments on the internet are because of dubbing.
They're nice and have a lot of drugs and even made up a law in 3 states some days ago which says if you rape an underage bastard but then you marry the poor thing you would be free with no charges.
Cool crazy motherfuckers
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>>683668767
And your country is probably smaller than one of our states. Population plays a big role as to why socialism will never work in the USA. Too many people, from too many cultures.
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>>683669280
You cant handle the porn and the whores.
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>>683669267
You are scaring me ...
Pls tell me there is no Putin under my bed :O
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>>683666411
ELLADA RE MALAKAAAAAAAAAA
>tsekara
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>>683661687
German here:
I like your enthusiasm, your good comedy and those thick legs on women.
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Hungarofag here.
Sure, lots of shit happen everywhere, and the idiotic people are always the loudest in any given community, but I'll be brave enough to say that american people are generally pretty kind folks.
I friggin love some of the cars you designed, a lot of movies you made, I like your guns, and even the ever-in-focus military you got there sounds pretty cool tbh. You got some breathtaking national parks, reservatums, natural sites and such, and it's good to see that you fellas over there don't neccesserily treat immigrants as shit.
I also fucking love american beer, quite a few breweries are awesome.
One thing that is a but disheartening tho, that this time's election's all candidates are sort of chickenshit, and it must feel crappy trying to decide who will be the 'lesser evil'. But I'm positive that the nation as a whole will overcome this challenge as well.
Big love from Hungary for you bros over there!
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Honestly any country not slightly Americanised / englanised is dog shit.

Japan is heavily Americanised for example,TV culture, games, music. Compared to a slav country or europoor East no wonder they have so many wars they are bored out their brains drinking paint thinner and reading books because >myantiamerica ways.
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>>683661687
Love you America
Signed, Bongistan
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>>683661687


Canadian here, I feel like at the end of the day were all just gonna eat some Popsicle and chill out eh, fighting and hating takes too much effort
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>>683670574
This. The only countries that are bearable to witness are ones that have accepted the ways of the USA or Britain.
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>>683662010
Yeah full metal jacket was a great movie
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>>683661687
Why is OP such LE raging fagot?
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>>683669747
Nothing, I just love how, um professional Germans are about it. The best example I can think of is all that kinky electrostim stuff, ALL of it is German and is accordingly gorgeous and achingly overengineered.
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>>683670937

Although I mostly agree with that statement, I think the better term would be "Westernized". It's not just USA / Britain. The biggest language is English because of allied forces freeing Europe during the war, but there's more to that culture than just those two countries.
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>>683667554
OOOoooOooOOh fuck yeah bod
I really love america, to bad you guys don't have any timmies :(
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>>683663409
As a mexican and obbese person myself, i find this offensive
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Romanian here, thanks America for greasy chicken wings
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>>683668601
true that. i'm an american living in the NL and by far amsterdam is my least favorite city. Groningen, Leiden and Haarlem are all amazing. I haven't been to many others but that poster was probably some retard who has only been to Amsterdam and judged the rest of the Netherlands based off of that. Amsterdam is nothing like the rest of the NL...Amsterdam is more like a gift shop for tourists than anything else.

I love your country m8. Everyone is in shape and your women are gorgeous. Wish you guys weren't so tall though, it makes me feel like a manlet kek
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>>683670160
Have you ever tried? After 1918 in germany nobody believed in democraty... We celebrated the monarchy with a small upperclass and an oversized poor population ... one of the baddest choise in history :D in my opinion it's better to share the wealth with the whole civilisation, than giving 1% of your population 90% of your wealth... I dont want to offence u mate and sorry for my bad english :D i'm a nazifag :D
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>>683671635

Amsterdam is for tourists that want to try expensive, shit weed and then buy a mug and a T-Shirt saying they did weed and hookers in Amsterdam.
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>>683671618
Australian here

Thank you for Romanian lettuce goes well with roast turkey sub.
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>>683672049
Thank you for VB. Best cold beer.
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>>683669323
>Spain vs. Mexico

We really don't care about one another in either way. The hatred is mostly bait, especially coming from people with inferiority complex. There's no real issues between both nations.
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American here.
WWII was a fucking rad party.
No hard feelings, Germany, Russia, Italy, etc.
Sorry we fucked up your lawn.
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>>683672422
>Russia
excuse me sir are you implying Russia was on the axis side?
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>>683672422
Germany here :D the nuclear bomb was our idea mate! You are welcome my friend <3
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>>683672289
I second that.
Este maricón sabe de lo que habla.
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>>683671724
It's cool nazifag, you write English well enough to comprehend. Socialism will never work in the USA because of the vast difference in quality of citizens. Most of the country will not pull their own weight. The people in old Germany were no doubt hard working, and knew what the alternative was to not giving their all. Americans, especially the millennial and younger generations have never had to actually suffer. They, along with the majority of people, now only put in as little effort as they can to make ends meet. They expect to be taken care of, not realizing that the government is the reason why the economy is shattering and jobs are nonexistent. Over taxation, with no results other than tearing us down. We are in the long game of our politicians slowly taking away the constitutional rights, so they can have everyone solely dependant on them. They distract with social issues to get us arguing with eachother rather than watching them. In the end, we will become a socialist/communist country. That is their goal.
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>>683672049
Amerifag here- we really should include the Australians in this thread. After all, they're basically Europeans holding down the fort in some Godforsaken part of the world. Pretty fuckin' cool in my book.
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>>683672720
We've still had bad blood.
I'll never side with Communism, but it's not my country, I don't live there, so I won't try and tell you what to do.

>>683672818
Oh right sorry Japan.
Both for nukes and weebs.
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>>683669323
Actually we have no problem with each other, only with the TV series and movies dubbing

El doblaje latino es mejor, aceptenlo gallurdos
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>>683672422
No joke. Anyone that is Italian must love mussolini. He was such a character.
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>>683672720
Eh, don't get Jimmied ruskie. According to most American history books, which were rewritten by liberals, you hammer and sickle swinging mustacheod bastards were on Axis. It's wrong...but it's what the liberals want everyone to believe. Especially since Putin keeps putting them on blast. Haha
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>>683672976
Well we live with the deadliest spiders, sharks, snakes and aboriginals known to man. We are pretty tough creatures.
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>>683672818
>>683671724
disgusting piece of shit. go back to freital.

disclaimer: this guy is in no way representing any significant part of germany, not even a small one.
damage control: check!
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Amerifat here
I always wanted to move to Switzerland. I grew up admiring the beautiful landscapes and I could never imagine being so close to so many vastly different cultures.
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>>683673075
Boi i'm Canadian i just wanted to point that out, sorry if i offended you
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America is the only country worth anything fuck Europe as a whole tbh
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america is full of fat yahoo redneck cowboys. fuck them
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>>683673591
>The most Canadian way to end a sentence
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>>683673244
I'm flipping Canadian, excuses my language, I mean theirs no way you or >>683673075
knew so i'm truly sorry :)
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American here. What are the euro/b/ro's opinions on drugs?
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>>683673666
Checked
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>>683673756
I figured it would be funnier if i did that,sorry if that was a bad joke(this time i mean it)
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>>683661687
France! I surrender!
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>>683673666
Satanic trips of truth
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>>683661687
I'm from Denmark, and I think it was very nice to see how kids in the US help ducklings to ponds! You guys can't be all bad then! I also like how organisations like Hope for Paws are doing such a great job in the US! (Albeit because of some American retards who cannot treat dogs right in the first place!)
(Duckling thing was at Milton School im Mass)
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>>683673895
xD yellow bellied froggies
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>>683673640
>>683673666
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>>683673888
Faggot. But trips.
You have been not disonorably discharged from this thread.
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>>683665032
Shut up frenchie, you're not part of this!
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>>683673845
Should be legalized. All of them and then just natural selection, those who become junkies are just faggots that should die anyway. Others will be wiser and so we will have a new übermensch.
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>>683674097
Ok thanks, sorry for being such a faggot
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>>683673845
marijuanna: legalize it
increase the taxes on drugs.
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>>683662735
Germany here, we dont like em aswell.
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I had a great time in Switzerland when I traveled to Europe. It reminded me of Vermont quite a bit. The people on average were slimmer in Switzerland, but the food was quite similar. Overall 9/10, would definitely visit again.
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>>683674285
increase your anus you filthy motherfucker piece of shit
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Any communist / stalinist country men here? Interested to hear your perspective.
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>>683663388
"kinda" I teach ESL, and anyone who speaks French, feels the need to point out "the correct way" to say things in French.

Like seriously? You're hear to learn English... and they're not "oh yeah" they're like... well English should use more French. They have this air of pride from language and it's just really Prideful and annoying... and this is coming from an American.
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>>683674414
could you argue pls instead of insults?
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>>683661687
Well, if it weren't for you, a lot of food I like wouldn't exist. Thanks america, at least for this.
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>>683673966
We have strong laws against animal abuse in the US. More often than not, animal abusers in our cities are minorities, but in the rural areas, animal abusers are white hillbillys.
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>>683673788
"What's sore-y?"
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>>683674623
no I just wanted to insult you. Now I feel better, I'm sorry and thanks.
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>>683661687
Dear America,

I don't shit on you because I dislike you.
I do so because I expect better from you.
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>>683663543
Ribbit ribbit
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>>683674794
Its a polite way of saying you(as in yourself) messed up :)
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>>683674898
>I do so because I expect better from you.
That's not how America works, we export our crazy image and entertainment, so people don't expect anything from us, and are pleasantly surprised when we have nice friendly people.
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>>683674857
i think the legal drugs here (ger) are way to cheap.
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really usa you have some of the fattest women on earth and i appreciate all that fat
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>>683666411
Don't worry about it mate. Yeah you fucked it with the debt but goddamn it's a fucking lovely country, I go out every year.
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Texasfag here. Best things I discovered about living Europe.

The Dutch are the nicest people I've met.
The Germans have the most order about them, which makes their cars to die for.
The Czech Repulic has the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
I have nothing good to say about Italians. So, I won't say anything.
The people in Paris can be very nice, as long as you greet them and say goodbye in their language.
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>>683674404
I live very close to switzerland and just googled pics of vermont and felt kinda weird looking at it. Looks very similar to the Alpine foothills here. That's the thing I love about the US, such a diversity in landscapes and much else.
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>>683675168
Here in Spain too, for example weed,it's like 6 €/gram and so many others are quite cheap and nice
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>>683662266
Amerifat here. LOVE your cars. German food is also very good and highly underrated here in the US.
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To EuroAnons,

thanks for making great food, great technology, and awesome culture. you have your problems, but i'm sure you'll fix them and make yourselfs better than your previous self.

thanks for the socialist foundation too! i like a middle ground between communism and capitalism.

thanks again,

a immigrant born american.
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oh yeah, congrats on the comet landing!

a bit old, yes, but i believe it was a one-of-a-kind deal. like the moon landing, but a lot more difficult and smaller target
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>>683674704
Honestly animal abuse is fucking pathetic.
You are essentially taking out your anger on a lesser creature that has been bred over generations to be subservient and reliant on humans.
On top of that compared to humans and our tech not even the biggest, meanest species of dog has a chance.
And people think they're tough shit because they punt Chihuahuas.
It's why fluffy abuse threads piss me off to nth degree despite the fact I should just ignore them since they're entirely fantasy. It's still the idea of feeling all big and strong and powerful, but really you're just abusing the equivalent of a stuffed animal.
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Amerifag here, always wanted to move to Sweden, went there in my teens and have never met so many cool people. Also hate what America has become over the years and realize that it's only going to get worse.
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>>683672865
Nazifag again :) thanks for the new point of view :) you discribed in a great way the futureplan of america... Now i just want to add the influence of science to built a utopy... If we take time to raise the potential of our machines we dont need many workers... We have to work less, but have the same wealth as before(workless people -> well working economy)... some day our technology is on a Level we dont have to work more than 9 hours a Day to hold our wealth... the People can spent time for their interests and start to live... and i hope some day we can ist together on a beach, drinking a becks or a krombacher, while we do BBQ<3 ... I feel a little bit retarded... my language is cancer, but i hope you understand it :D
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>>683675121
Amerislut here,
can confirm.

A picture from my highschool spirit week (last week of 12th grade)
Boy in middle green jacket is my ex. Wonderful guy.
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>>683674794
The correct way of saying sar-ee
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>>683673169
nice try Renzi
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>>683676430
anon is loner girl on the right
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>>683661687
USA's ghettos are so vibrantly rich in culture and history. I will recommend visiting them to all my anglo friends.
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>>683661687
American, here.
We look forward to being able to fight your next war for you. Just like we've done in the past. Looks like this time we'll be fighting Arab and African invaders.
See you on the battle fields.
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>>683664984
>NY
>nice people
Hahaha yeah right m8 people in northeast USA are assholes. Next time go to the south, nicest people of America
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>>683676020
Well, if you moved to the US, you would be among(mostly) like-minded people. If you are convicted of animal abuse here, you get serious jail time. We have the attitude that if you are someone that would hurt an animal, most likely you are willing to hurt a person. We don't fuck around when it comes to that shit.
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>>683676311
what the fuck is wrong with you? despite being a nazi?
nazis and love, that doesn't get along well.
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>>683662777
U.S fag and I completely agree.
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Norwegian here.

I always wanted to live on the west coast USA, beautiful nature and climate.
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Ameri/k/an here, thanks Austria for Glocks, I love 1911s but I carry my G19 on a daily basis.

Also shout out to Germany, Swiss, and Belgium fags here, ya'll make good guns too.
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>>683662010
To be fair, we couldn't have done a lot without German technology and scientists.
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>>683665022
Don't judge America based of social media. It's a fucking joke.
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>>683676865
Mate, i am from germany :D
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>>683677048
nazi scientists. german nazi scientists...
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>>683661687
So is France like the Canida of europe?
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Americunt Here. Spent some time in DEU. You're all fucking workhorses and have a beautiful country. Also German gloryhole are the best
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>>683677295
My point stands. Thank you for all the science n' shit Germany!
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>>683666181
Not many Americans support our government either.
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>>683677254
so am i. i smell bait now.
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>>683677040
Thanks mate, greets from germany
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>>683661687
I like this thread. <3
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>>683668767
But I live in the Southwest, and I'm not a Republican, I'm fascist.
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>>683677466
German bait style.
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American here. I took a trip to Germany, best food and beer I think I've ever had. Also,
>BMW
>Mercedes-Benz
Shoutout to Holland being beautiful (people too, everyone was like over 6ft. Tall) and Europe for colonizing the world and pooping out my country, America
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>>683661687
Im going to stay right here in America and not bother anyone. I hope you all do the same, but in your respected countries.
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>>683677424
i wouldn't thank my country for these war criminals. usa literally gave them absolution because you needed them against the soviets
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Sup y'all, I like your tradition of order and lawfulness.
>fuck the mudslimes and shit skins
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>>683677756
Then thank you for giving us a lot of the food people consider to be "American."
>Hamburgers
>Hot Dogs
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European chicks are hot, into kinky shit, and very fuckable.
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Marsfag here. You imbeciles! Why have you not yet eradicated the plague known as Islam? You have time to play footsies on the chan, while the Ape people spread AIDS and the Mountain Nose tribes hoard the world's wealth!
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>>683678022

I don't think you've been to Europe a lot.
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>>683663279
You guys too, we like a lot of it and get Goosebumps over your actors
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>>683676680
Kek
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>>683678135
Go with it. Damn it. Tryna follow the post's premise.
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>>683678135
I think you're a retard faggot and you like dicks
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>>683678045
Nananananananananananananana BAiTMAAAN
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>>683676756
Europian here ! Looking forward to colonizing another piece of land and putting some of our ungrateful assholes there. See you on the boat !
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>>683661687
As an American I really love European History from Christian the Forth all the way to Poniatowski.
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>>683678002
i have no idea if they are original german food kek
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>>683676311
Amerifag you've been talking to. Unfortunately that's not how the world works. If businesses use machines, that means there are no workers other than repairmen. If there are no jobs because machines have replaced them, then you don't make any money. If you don't make any money, then you don't pay taxes. You see what I am getting at? If there are no taxes being paid, the government has no funds for welfare payments to citizens. The politicians will not give up their huge salaries and benefits to help the common citizen. The businesses won't drop their prices to help the common citizen. Nothing is free, and that's the danger of socialism in a large scale country. Also if everyone made the same amount of money say, wether you worked as a cook in a fast food restaurant, or as a policeman/firefighter/nurse/doctor/truck driver/mechanic/farmer/anything, and all wealth was shared evenly, no one would strive to achieve anything greater. If you could live life and have all necessities taken care of by the government without working, like those on welfare, would you ever try to get off it and actually work 5 days a week? No. Socialism requires a hard working class to support those who will not work, or who will not work hard.
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>>683678581
Döner is german. LOL. Fuck... I love Döner...
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>>683666220
and you'd be fine and have a good time! we think Germans are cunning and dangerous
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>>683678581
Why are they called hamburgers when there's no ham in them? Is it cuz they were invented in Hamburg, Germany? Huh?
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>>683670353
2 dipla file mou
>>683666899
elladara agapame
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>>683666514
Good taste m8, that steam jawn is the shit
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>>683661687
As a Canadian I'm pretty much superior to all of you. But o still love you all.
> Britfags>Americunts
>inb4 my parents house is on fire
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>>683675379
nice hearing something nice about my country thanks mate. Yeah we are in pretty deep shit atm, but damn we have a beautiful little country. Thanks for supporting our tourism, where are you from?
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>>683667822
Why do you love us Mr. Kraut??
>I like dem sweet sweet blonde girls with dark eyebrows. Thanks Germany!
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>>683661687
Amerifat here. I love France and the French. OP is a faggot.
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>>683679208
I can smell the cheese burgers oozing from your pores across the ocean m8
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>>683678863
Named after its inventor, fagget. Get an edumataciom
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>>683667603
This

>write out 3 syllable word
>pronounce only 1 syllable

Kek
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>>683669267
you're clearly confused
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>>683662010
Germans did some pretty cool things in the past too.
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>>683678821
yeah, that's right. was invented by a turkish immigrant in berlin. so, thank you gurkey?!
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>>683679467
Lol.....Jew Chefs
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American here. I like hitler and anglo-germanic-nordicsphere ethnics.

You guys it's time to have another round of fascist/nationalist governments fight the Jews and everyone else who invaded north America and Europe the past 80 years
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>>683679391
Stfu faggot, the Hamburger invented hamburgers?
>implying McDonald's invented hamburgers
This is actual Amerifat logic, guys.
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>>683664847

You know what? we'll take your refugees if you guys take our alt(nu)-right guys.
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>>683679154
UK, my grandparents moved out there yonks ago, used to go on holiday as a kid. Grew up, realized I loved it, kept coming back. Greeks may have fucked their own economy, but they know how to live a good life.

Good beer, retsina wine, and a big fan of Greek food anyway. Spend my evenings eating Gyros, talking to the locals and drinking Mythos, absolute heaven mate.
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