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Welp. I'm on the noose, /b/. Trips and I kick the chair

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Welp. I'm on the noose, /b/. Trips and I kick the chair on livestream.
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Kick
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Kick number 2
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just do it faggot, you dont need us to get trips for you you already want to die
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>>683646742
Link to livestream.
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>>683646642
stop it, Dakota.
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newfag. wont do it. waste of time.
>green text for more effect.
<fail
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Don't do it!!!
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Don't do it op.
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>>683646885
3 points away from trips I had to wait a little longer fuck. Rollin again.
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>>683646642

livestream?
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Don't do it man
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>>683646642
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>OP stop.
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▲▲
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roooolling
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Do it faggot.
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l0l
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Cmon OP, bad idea.
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>>683647123
>>683647185
Newfag
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Fuck you OP. Im going to do it first. Ill be damned if you get trips. No trips for you son.
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I'll link to livestream when trips because I'm... On the noose. I'd have to unlink and go get my laptop. I don't think trips will happen.
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Stick something up your butt first. Why not make it extra depressing.
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do et fagot
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they see me rooling
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Did someone say kick? :)
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Post a link op
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Don't do it man, that's bad for your health.
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>>683647007
you took too long. just go an hero.
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ok
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>>683646642
Before you do it you might as well post nudes of yourself
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Do it fag
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444
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OP pls no:(
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kick it!
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>>683646948
Do you know him or something?
If he's this much of a fag to kill himself then why are you caring about him, but whatever.
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kick. that. shiiiiiit!
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Kick & livestream on periscope ples
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. ▲
▲▲
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Where will you be live streaming this?
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rrrrrooller coaster
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45645
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>>683646642

Trips get. Don't do it.
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Dont
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666
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>>683647476
lol dats gaaaay
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Do it nerd
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get down you pleb
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Rillin
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rrrroger federer
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>>683647581
Nice.
>victory
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>>683647666

WINRAR
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do it
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>>683647666
rip
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>>683647666
done
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>>683647666
DEVILS DUBS
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Kek the chair
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>>683647666
hi satan
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>>683647666
Satan has come.
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rerk
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>>683647666
Winrar!
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>>683647666
SATANIC
A
T
A
N
I
C
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>>683647350
I declare that my roll doesn't count if I get trips

Go to your phone and call the suicide hotline anon. I have felt suicidal and I know this feels like something you want to do above anything else.

But the point to remember is this is all situational. You will not want to kill yourself after you talk and work through your problems with people who want to help you.
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>>683647666
Evil trips mannn
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>>683647666
666 trips DO IT!
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>>683647666
Nnooooo Satan trips
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>>683646642
Dont do it motherfucker!!
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Do it m9
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>>683646642
That tiny hook ain't gonna hold your weight
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>>683647666
Satan wants you to do it.

DO ET FAGOT
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>>683647666
rip
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>>683647666
Well OP yourr going to hell for sure if you believe in that sort of stuff. Godspeed
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>>683647666
satanic also, livestream faggot
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>>683647666
Periscope or whatever op
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OP here. Give me two seconds to get down and go get my laptop.
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where's the white knight???
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Livestream that shit!
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>>683647666
winrar
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FYI that noose won't cause immediate death but will strangle you. Takes like 5-10 or sometimes 20 minutes to die.
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>>683647666
Oh dang
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>>683647581
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waiting for link
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>>683647666
Satanic trips to kill the fag.
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Think of the pain you'll cause your family members, if not just yourself.
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>>683647513
since when are you here exactly? like month + year?
of course your adoption level of edgyness is very cool... indeed.
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>>683647666
Ty
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>>683647776
Wow. This faggot almost got quads
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Seriously though, don't do it
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>>683647776
Kys fag
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Another trips to confirm, killll
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Don't do it, theres always hope.
I tried it too and everything went better after a short while. Head up!
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N Ë W F Ä G S C Ä N T Ü M L Ä Ü T
Ä Ë S T H Ë T Ï C
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perfect excuse to give publicity to a periscope channel
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>>683646642
send nudes before you go fag
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>>683648008
Shut up cockboy, I am setting it up now.
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111
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luck is luck my friend
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Op here dubs gets my steam info also streaming here
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
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>>683647776
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sorry nigga, but im not gonna be the reason you kill yourself.
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paypal me your monies before you go meet your maker!
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Trying to anchor from a 1/4 inch eye hook from a door frame... top kek mate
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I am excited and ready for this
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Op is a fagg
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222
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>>683647666
Youre welcome OP. Now hurry up before its my turn.
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>>683648130
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>>683647920
Been here for like 3 months, kinda new.
Don''t know why how long I was here matters. But again, whatever.
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>>683648130

LOL,

FELLOW /B/ROS DON'T CLICK IT BRINGS YOU TO SEARCHING UP CHILD PORN, HOW TO BUILD A BOMB AND OTHER SHIT.


kek
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>>683646642
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333
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444
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>>683648337
Close m80
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>>683648272
Wow a fellow oldfag, ive been here since the movie Pixles mentioned four chan
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>>683648090
Anon you can turn this all around.
It doesn't matter how bad things get you can always turn it all around and end up in a place where everything is fine.

I've been suicidal as shit before and i'm fine now. I'm telling you, you won't want to go through with this if you talk with the suicide hotline and make appointments to get psychological evaluation and help. They can help you and its easy to set up if you can afford it.
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>>683648282
like we never searched that shit already
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>>683647666
Winrar! I wanna see some action
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I clicked it. oops
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>>683648337
no, 337.
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Hurry up
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>>683648008
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fagfagfag
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OP will deliver
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>>683648130


kek
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555
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>>683647666

>of all the random number
>satanic trips
>maximum kek
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555
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666 again OP!
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666
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>>683646642
): don't do it faggot
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>>683648546
Sank you anon
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niggu
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Dont do it OP!
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>>683648470
Fellow oldfag? I'm new af. And probs you're new unless this is bait, then I just took it.
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Come on you hopeless fag
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THIS IS OP
Check my image for the url.
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>>683648497
So what is it?
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come on OP, do it already!
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>>683648597
>666 trips
>1 in 10 chance
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DO IT BECOME A HERO!!!!!
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>>683648475
>if you can afford it.
lol
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Rollin for the steam
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>>683648779
fake fuck you
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>>683648779
LINK IS HERE, GUYS
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>>683648779
Someone check dis out?
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>>683647666
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Re-roll
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>>683648272
ok, so, seriously. just watch it. seems very edgy, but still has impact on some people's life, you know.
go and have fun with gore and rekt. i do too, I'm terribly interested in it, I even finished my studies by studying about this thanks to places like this. But you still don't gamble with people's life.

if you're too edgy for this, just get a life before using 4chan. it's easier to keep the frecking balance.
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>>683647920
>>683648470
Everything and everyone here is a waste of time, we're all faggots. The longer you stick around, the more you will know this.

>>683648272
This dude has been here only 3 months and figured it out faster than you. Plus, you didn't know OP and he didn't go to your school.
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>>683648779
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>>683648999
999
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>>683648764
Oldfags know how to spot bait
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>>683648929
/3efgm3

tis real
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>>683648546
ta!
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op
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>>683648999
WINRAWR
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>>683648999
Satan trips upside down
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>>683647666
HNNN
we all know op won't deliver
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>>683648999
awww fuck! satanic trip evolved
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>>683649019
White Knight detected, this is either some decent trolling, or you actually think this board cares about people. Either way I got a good laugh out of it.

I hope I didn't impact your life too hard lol.
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>>683648779
Dont go there unless youve got your ass protected
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>>683649232
where is this?
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>>683648999
shit
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>>683649134
dis
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dam is happening
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>>683649444
fuck, sorry op dont doi it
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>>683646642
we have to get trips fast b4 the chair collapses because of too much weight
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>>683648130
Lol I'm tempted to click just for the keys on my iPhone 6S
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>>683649061
/b/ is funny and you're feeling pretty cool until it fucks you up. A lot of stuff here really didn't need to happen.
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OP is faggot
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>>683649361 nice butt in the reflection I almost missed it
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>dog leash tied to a nail
>OP kicks chair out
>he just pulls the nail out
>lands on his ass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAGGOT
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Someone on the stream post screencaps
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Please Do Not Actually Do This OP
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>>683648130
I clicked that shit, how fucked am I?
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>>683649728
This
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>>683649580
But this does.
Trips has demanded it, twice.
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>>683649352
you're posting lol on /b/?
you're hardcore, eh?


frecking christ, lurk more.
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>>683649782
Police is on their way.
Enjoy your stay in prison you fumb faggot.
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I said to Hitler, You fag?
>And he said: checkem.
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>>683649728
Op is camera shy
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>>683649691
Serious? Kek'd hard
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>>683648999
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>>683649782
Screen cap?
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Op is gonna do it legit. GET IN HERE
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>>683648525
nice
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>>683647666
Satan is here for ur soul. Topkek
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>>683649843
well, since OP won't do it for sure, you have to. trips demand a sacrifice. go on. why not?
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>>683649580
Relax, same with the rest of you knights, no one is going to jump into a nose because of some random numbers generated on 4chan, anyone who has ever died here because of anything similar lived a whole lifetime that put them in situation, /b/ is just random, what people interpret out of random is their own damn business. It literally makes no difference in the world.
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>>683649966
That his sisters room?
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>>683649691
Really?
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>>683649782
They know its clickbait, dont worry.
They also know if you follow the links there, so dont do that.
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>>683649691
kek
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>>683650014
It's not thr fucking link, it just gets your browser to search child porn and how to assasinate someone etc.
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link?
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some one post the link
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>>683649917
>enjoy your stay in prison

You do realise people who attempt suicice go to a psych ward in hospital not fucking jail. Top kek.
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>>683650064
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>>683649844
lold, you got nothing.

Although that frecking is either proof that you are the 9 year old that you sound, or the trolling faggot that I actually hope you are, but it's just too subtle kid.
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link please
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>>683650001
off by one homie
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It looks like OP is actually gonna do it. Please don't do it. Please don't.
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someone in chat tell her put buckle at back
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>>683650476
>>683650375
>>683650269
See>>683648130
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OP don't do it... :(
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Can someone who isn't a major faggot link the stream
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>>683650410
Have you actually read whom I replied to?
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>>683650137
This.
So much this.
Just do it already OP.
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Screencaps guys??
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>>683650410
>You do realise people who attempt suicice go to a psych ward in hospital not fucking jail. Top kek.

You do realise the link he clicked wasnt OPs right,you fuckin idiot? read the thread. Top kek.
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In room tn5os9
>inb4 whats that for?
Google it newfags
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someone post the fucking link
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>>683650137
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Do it attention whore
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>>683650611
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stop it op
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>>683650137
damn sytem!
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its over. SHe didnt do it
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four trips, and op bitched out
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>>683647803
you want him to Fuck a weird looking alien with dick fingers
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You people are fucking sick,
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Guys shes actually doing it oh my....
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You made the right choice! It will get better. Google suicide hotline. Call.

Call your parents, unless they are the ahitty ones.
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>>683651285
op didnt do it, did some weird fuckin pull ups and was hanging for a second but in total didnt do it
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Good choice OP.
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>>683651507
she showed us her tits twice though
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>>683646642
yiiiisssss
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who wants the boobs
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that was fake from begin i think, shed had bout 3 chairs ;s
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>>683651655
this
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Goddamnit. Y didnt u do it OP. I gave you satan trips and you disappointed
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Tits?
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thank you op for not dying
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>>683651840
Jup
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>>683650463
i see, you're just too cool for me and either god as you fully understand life or you don't have a life.
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>>683651840
tits or gtfo
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Good fcking choice OP
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>>683651840

If you don't post them you're a bigger faggot than OP
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>>683651840
postit boi
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Saw boobs at least
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Come on you hopeless fag
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i fucking Calllllled it
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thats a fucking dog leash
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>>683652104

nope try again
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>>683651869
nah it looked like she meant it from the start as she started crying. good thing she backed out. life gets better, even if it take years
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>>683652121
she was kinda cute too
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we got some tits and shit, but she's a kid

idk if she did it, her cam is frozen.

hope she backed out
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