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Yo /b/, let's start a death hoax on a rapper. Trips decides who "dies".
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Mac miller, professional white person
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>>683643940
Chance the rapper OD on acid
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>>683643940
Drake chokes on his gayness
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>>683643940
Maknlemore hangs himself due to his white guilt
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>>683644879
Roll for this
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>>683643940
Snoop gets shot by Suge Knight
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Nas. Lung cancer.
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Vinnie Paz, suicide bombed an airport in the name of Islam
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>>683646323
reroll
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>>683643940
Tupac
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Chance the rapper
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>>683646323
Rollin
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>>683646542
Roll
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>>683646323
1 off lol, reroll
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>>683643940
Eazy E died because of aids
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>>683646036
Kurt Cobain shoots himself with a shotgun
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Wiz khalifa
Injected too much marijuana
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Chance because he got rushed to hospital today, day it's a syrup overdoes or something
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Matty B dies in a terrible zoo accident
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Nas
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No point, they don't live that long anyway.
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Kanye was found dead in his apartment, overdosed because of his money situation
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>>683646323
REroll
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>>683643940
tupac dies
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>>683646945
This he got raped by chimps
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Bridman, died due to a respek deficiency on his name
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>>683647011
Reroll
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>>683647011
rerolll
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>>683643940
Ernie! Raps in the hood, gone wild, gone wrong, gone nigger! Dead!
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>>683646323
This
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Jay-Z suicide, definitely.
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>>683647177
Goddangit bobby off by one again
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>>683647465
roll
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>>683643940
Slim Jusus
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>>683647011
roll
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>>683647502
no, off by 600 faggot learn how numbers work
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>>683646945
Roll
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B
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Eminem chocked on a m&m
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>>683647465
this
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>>683647711
Choked
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X dies in carcrash
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Biggie got shot up like 2packs
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>>683647011
One more roll
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>>683643940
Tupac Shakur
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Jay-Z hung himself
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Biggie Smalls
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>>683647011
Roll.
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>>683647669
OFF BY ONE
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The Game, killed with a brick to the face by Stitches
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2pac
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Master P
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN DÄLEK IS DEAD
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>>683648028
wut
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>>683648068
lol this
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>>683647642
reroll
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Big Pun
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Ice cube froze to death
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Big L
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2pac discovered alive in brazil but was killed immediately after
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>>683647465
reroll
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2pac
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>>683647465
roll for 333
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>>683643940
Tupac
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Tupac Shakur
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My trips say you don't start a hoax, and you kill yourself instead for real.

Checkum
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>>683646945
Roll
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>>683647711
Reroll except he choked on Skittles
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>>683648384
Reroll
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Tupac
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MC Ride
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>>683646323
this
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Viper kills self by autoerotique asphyxiation
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>>683648386
Nice trips faggot
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>>683647011
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>>683646323
this for 555
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Andre 3000: Erotic asphyxiation
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Jason Z, over dose
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>>683648495
MC Ride, OD.
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>>683648508
roll
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>>683648508
Chamillionaire
Died in a car crash
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>>683643940
Riff Raff died in a minor car wreck high on cocaine, opiates and amphetamines
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Nobody dies. Death is Sad. no sad please
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>>683648495
this, ODed on weed
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I knew viper had been acting weird and shit but I didn't think his homeopathy meds would kill him shit
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>>683646323

This, calling 777
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>>683643940
Drake, drug overdose
Found in his house when a friend came by
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>>683648688
fuck OFF
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Danny brown would be the best to do
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>>683647011
Rell
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>>683646323
this, 888
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Hopsin car crash
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>>683643940
Fred Durst. Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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Slim Jesus
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Kanye, took it too hard up the butt
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David Bowie
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>>683646323
come on 999
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>>683647465
reroll
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>>683648919
It's been done
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MC Ride, overdosed on marijuana


trips GET
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Tupac
Poisoned by his enemies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLRQPZ1vQ-Y us army guy lies to people about no martial law sfda
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Drake by redbull OD
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>>683649074
rolan
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Madlib
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>>683646323
This
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Snoop dogg got killed by pittbull
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nicki minaj -->Syphilis
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Eminem, killed by racist niggers in detroit
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>>683649074
rolando
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>>683646323
rolllll
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Eminem choked on M&Ms
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>>683649242
MR WORLDWIIIIIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHGN7Q7fKlA
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>>683649074
rollers 555 get
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>>683646323
rollin for this
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Nas
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Ed Sheeran
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>>683648184
Already dead foo. Roll for logic uk rapper
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444
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>>683649332
fuck
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C webby, fuck that guy.
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666 ALL HAIL JUSITN BIEBER
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RZA, jumped off a cliff because he thinks he is God (he literally does, look up 5 percenter Muslims)
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>>683643940
Kendrick getting killed by Crips
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DJ Khaled heart attack
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>>683649536
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>>683649074

Aesop Rock, stabbed in the chest at a black lives matter rally
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>>683647826
this could be believable
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>>683646323
come on for paz man
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Method Man
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>>683648508
rolling but replace it with jay z
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>>683649536
A
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Chief Keef - died from cancer
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Tyler the creator lynched by KKK
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Flava Flave, auto-erotic asphyxiation
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>>683649655
rolling again
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>>683646323
Roll this
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Yeezy, finger up butt
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>>683649593

this kek
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>>683649296
This, reportedly found gangbeaten in an alley
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>>683646323
rolling
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Stephen Hawking
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Tupac's body found dead, he has been alive this whole time.
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Tupac. Shot in his car.
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>>683647826
rolling
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>>683649593
GET
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Re roll for vinnie paz airport
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Kanye West, let's see how people react
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>>683649332
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>>683646323
this
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Kanye West, died of ass cancer
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Eminem choking on skittles
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>>683649593
yus
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>>683646323
reroll
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>>683646323
roll
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>>683647011
rawl
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instead of starting a death hoax, lets bring a dead rapper back from the dead and say he is still alive, it would be easier that way.
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>>683646323
Reroll
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Bob Saget, Died in prison
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>>683646323
This
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>>683646323
OMG YES!
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>>683649593
come on this has to happen
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>>683646323
re-re-roll
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yung lean, injected marijuanas
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Lil Wayne od'd on syrup
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>>683646323
roll
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>>683650222
WINRAR
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>>683646323
rolly
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>>683650222
WINRAR
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>>683650222
AESOP WINRAR
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>>683650222
Faggot, why didn't you roll for Vinnie paz
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>>683649963
Macklemore stabbed to death by a transexual black person of color
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Rolling on Bobby Shmurda being assraped to death in prison
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>>683650222
winrar!!
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>>683650222
WINRAR
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Lil Wayne electrocuted by electric toothbrush in shower
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>>683650222
bullshit
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>>683650222
WINRAR
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>>683650222
Nice, get to work guys
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>>683646323
Reroll!
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no one
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>>683650222
>WINRAR
winrarest!
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>>683644879
>drake
>rapper
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>>683643940
Meek miĺl
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I'm out, the Paz one would have been pure win, nobody cares about Aesop Rock though
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> #ripaAesop

> #whitelivesmattertoo
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OP here, we are "killing" Aesop Rock. The official story is that he was stabbed in the chest at a Black Lives Matter rally. Start making fake articles and Twitter accounts.
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>>683650674
No
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>>683650565
I agree the Paz one was funny, but to most people it woulda been

>litearally who?
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He shows the the knife he will be stabed with
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>>683650565
No, that one was retarded. What airport? Where? Totally unbelievable. Even less so than the Aesop one.
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>>683650222
https://gyazo.com/79ba3db7510ea280d8f8a935beda4bc8
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>>683643940
Nelly, plz kill Nelly
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>>683646323
roll
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>>683650222
7ZIP!
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>>683650309
>black person of color. You are a fucking retard dude
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>>683650830
wp anon
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>>683650983
l2memearrow
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>>683647826
just do a believable one like this.
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>>683650983
Fuck off you black nigger
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>>683651141
Hey buddy, I don't speak nigger so take it to the welfare office, Tyrone!
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Yelawolf killed in a slurry pit. Fucking hick
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>>683651617

Reroll for freedom
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Nicki Minaj implants explode. Dies from blood loss
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>>683651358
Half black you inbred faggot, and still more of a man than you or your real father of whom you or your mother don't know.
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>>683651617
Yelawolf shoots up a church full of niggers
Then kills himself
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>>683651617
>>683651733
>>683651698
We are already on to the next stage, fucktards
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>>683651733
>rapper
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kanye west -> car crash
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>>683651784
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>>683652000
to bad youre too late
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>>683650222
>>683650222
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>>683652000
we already have a winrar nigger
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>>683652000
2late
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drake killed himself

chech em
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Snoop dogg od on marijuana
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>>683652151
>>683652161
>>683652000
>>683651859
>>683651733
>>683651617
we already have winrar niggers
>>683650674
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>>683648671
re roll because i had the best most believable idea
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>>683652151
>>683652161
are you retarded or just "pretending"
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Mgk
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>>683652410
you took the bait, kid. Plenty of famous people commit suicide and hundreds of people die every year from smoking pot till their fucking brains flatten.
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>>683652000
Shame 2 late, this would be better because some people give a shit and it would be believable
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>>683643940
Jayden Smith dies of a MDMA overdoes
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Just edited his wikipedia article:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesop_Rock
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>>683652564
>hundreds of people die every year from smoking pot

Could u please jump of a high building in your area?
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Yung lean
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>>683643940

Tupacs hologram gets shot.
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Guys we need to make some fake news articles
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>>683653024
Top kek
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>>683653024
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesop_Rock
rofl, glorious, anon
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Spread
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>>683652000
This would've been the better option.

As dramatic/funny as the BLM stabbing would be, it's not that believable. And Kanye has way more gullible faggot fanboys who would read about him dying, believe it without question, and immediately start "smh so sad, fam" on twitter, helping spread the 'news'.
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>>683646323
oh this is genius
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>>683653775
top kek
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>>683653775
Good effort but the writing is a bit shit.

"Bavitz lived to be a mere 39 years old" sounds nonjournalisty as fuck.
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>>683653795
rofl yeah people are definitely going to eat up the idea that probably the most famous rap artist alive is dead without a second thought

youre 12, right?
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Can someone make an article that we can use as the source for his death on wikipedia
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His lasts words were: "What u gonna do, stab me?"
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>>683654261
My goodness
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>>683643940
how about just kill one for real, not like any great loss or anything
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Post malone
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>>683643940
Tupac dies from cocaine and hookers
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>>683654172
Faggot, he has millions of fans who would buy that hook, line and sinker.
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lil wayne... too much pruple drank
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>>683654171
i had no idea what to write
english is second language and i suck at writing
better than nothing and will fool some
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>>683654330
>>683653775
>>683653713
>>683653024
Updated article.

>>683653024
Fixed your edit.
Bruh, do you even wikipedia?
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>>683654835
Well it's more than I've done m8. Keep it up.
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added him to list of dead rappers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deceased_hip_hop_artists
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Get it trending on twitter if possible
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>>683655652
with what hashtag?
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>>683655780
#ripaesop
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Someone is rolling back the wikipedia article, someone stop him!
>Captcha: 420
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>>683653103
Why retard? Is your "hurr muh harmless" gateway drug not so innocent any longer? Can't justify being a no life dropout bum fucking loser living off your parents any longer? Get off the drugs, boy-o.. open your eyes, you goddamn blind fool. It's not recorded as "cannabis deaths" because the brain lesions that are creating the death are a byproduct of cannabis and an unhealthy respiratory/circulatory system. There was an article last week in the london times about how weedsmokers have weakened immune systems and get infections from scratches/cuts more. Stupid fucking pothead.
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>>683655780
#Missyouaesop
I think that sounds okay
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>>683655780
#ripaesop
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someone fucked up the wikipedia article we need to stay on top of that
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tupac
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>>683653775

"was killed at a Black Lives Matter sympathyzer..."

kill yourself
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>>683655953
>>683656072
Today we will do battle against the actual autists that have nothing better to do then to lurk around wikipedia to rectify things.
We shall fight, and we shall be victorious!
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>>683643940
Lil wayne dead as fuck mane
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This is now the most important thing in my life.
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what kind of nigger just lurks wikipedia to fix these things
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2pac hoax get em
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WE NEED A TWITTER HASTAG BOYS!
do we have a hastag yet?
#aesopslifemattered?
#RIPaesop?
idk
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>>683647011
Roll
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>>683647465
Roll
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>>683648990
Roll
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>>683656794
#ripaesop

justdoit
>>683656836
>>683656931
>>683657319
kill yourself
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>>683649655
Roll
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>>683649734
Rolling
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>>683650016
Roll
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#Ripaesop
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>>683657808
>>683657665
>>683657319
>>683656931
>>683656836
kill yourselves
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OP here, start tweeting using #ripaesop
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>>683656226
fixed it fag, contribute instead
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>>683658549
also this
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>>683658637
He was attacked by a knife?
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>>683650830
This is an image board, why not just post image?
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>>683646323
Ez
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WHAT THE CANCER SPREAD THE DAMN THING YOU FAGGOTS
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>>683658957
kek
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>>683659040
agree, just spread the rumor and pics negors
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>>683658957
fucks sake, ive worked for 10 hours today and slept for 5
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesop_Rock

>On the 10th of May, 2016, Bavitz attended a protest against racism. The protesters assaulted him for an unknown reason, presumably that his skin colour did not fit in well with the all-black rally. He was brought into the hospital with multiple injuries to the head and torso, some of which are stabbing wounds. He died of his injuried shortly after arrival.

This is just sloppy. Come on niggers, don't go full retard. Put a little effort in and try to sound at least vaguely believable.

On May 10, 2016, Bavitz was stabbed fatally while attending a Black Lives Matter protest in lower Manhattan. The attack was alleged to have been racially motivated and perpetrated by at least two African American protesters. Bavitz was taken to Lennox Hill Hospital where he was declared dead on arrival, with multiple stab wounds to his chest and torso.
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>>683650222
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>>683659406
it's in san francisco nigger
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let's get some pictures of the "incident" aswell, search for some believable ones
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NEW THREAD WITHOUT ROLLING FAGS(kind of):
>>683659546
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Wow, /b/ really is semi-fucking-literate. These articles/posts are so shittly written they wouldn't fool even a total moron.
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>>683659406
Kek
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Yolandi visser diea when one of her rats decides to crawl down her throat ans she cant get him out
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>>683659820
Alright, whatever, then find a San Francisco hospital. Maybe mention roughly where the protest took place.

Just said NY because he's a NY based rapper.

At this point, the style of writing is more important than the details, because so far the writing style is like that of a 12 year old negro with fetal alcohol syndrome.
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>>683659954
Do you think this will work?
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>>683660091
Then they're good enough to fool the average rap fan
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>>683661179
That's decent, roll with it.
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