Its that time again, he will answer your questions
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Its that time again, he will answer your questions
>>683637250
did you even actually exist?
>>683637250
will i get a qt german gf in the next month?
>>683637250
>>683637368
that doesn't mean anything you retard
My question is: were you an actual guy in history?
Will I ever get /fit/?
will i die tomorrow?
>>683637250
>>683637368
>>683637483
right ok you are a moron
am I a God?
am i the devil?
Моя тян нормальная?
>>683637250
Did you really rise from the dead?
>>683637250
Would you forgive me for my sins?...
do I have superpowers?
Will I get a gf Jesus.
Shouldn't I be studying for the test?
is she worth it?
>>683637685
Внезапно из кустов.
>>683637250
Is op a faggot?
Does she like me?
Well I get her
>>683637250
Will trump b president?
Will a get a superpowers?
Was Mary just a cheating slut?
Will i become rich?
>>683637250
are you real
Should I eat my own shit?
Will all the people disapear tommorow, leaving only me on the planet earth?
Will we sex soon?
>>683637250
god exist?
Will I get in
>>683637952
I have my proof bitches ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohho
atheism for the win
cool
does he love me
>>683637250
Is op a faggot?
Will I sufficiently impress the person in charge?
>>683638075
I know it
>>683637250
should i worry?
will i become rich someday?
>>683637250
where did I put my USB key ?
>>683637800
найс ван, dooble, GOD LIKE YOU
>yes
>no
>maybe
>i dont knowwwwww
Is she cheating?
>>683637829
Ha Jesus says ur stupid
>>683638158
Holy shit I got roasted
Will I ever be studying in the college that I want to study in?
should i kick the bag tomorrow?
will germany win the next world war?!
does m love me
Jesus, is there any meaning to life?
>>683637250
Will she ever fall for me?
jkm
>>683638186
what should i be worried about?
someones life?
Should I stay with him ?
kkm
>>683637250
Will I end up with her?
hi
>>683638495
someones health?
does michael love me in the way id like him to
>>683637250
Will I get laid within the next year?
Will I ever find a job which fits me?
>>683638276
dubs for the win :D
не, действительно было неожиданно увидеть русский текст xDD
thank you for the nice experience
>>683637250
Is my dad gonna come back?
will i pass in my sleep tonight
>>683637250
do she want dis dick
>>683638611
Thanks Jesus!
Check em'
are you sure
You obviously don't exist and it was all made up.
are you real?
>>683637250
Is it gonna happen?
Will all the stupid bullshit in my life work out for the best soon?
Will i get a threesome for my birthday?
Should I go to college with her?
>>683638574
>>683638574
so i should worry because its a part of growing, even though nothing is happening i should just let my emotions figure this out? and how i react from worrying will help be grow and determine the outcome?
>>683638730
do she want dis big black dick
Does he love me ?
Am I Bi
>>683637250
>>683638668
I really do, but that doesn't answer my question, you smarmy fuck
Was it really just a prank, bro?
>>683638813
gimme a yes or no nigga
>>683638667
Я то думал что тут меня не запалят, тут много русских. gl nigga.zozzle.
WOW, so many people want to know staff about their girls.
just WOW
WILL I GET LAID ANYTIME SOON
is there a chance he could ever love me
>>683637250
Should I cum on my gf's face?
>>683638861
thanks nigga
will i be happy at any point of my life?
>>683637250
Will I get laid this week
will my dad ever come home from getting smokes? :'(
All religions are false including that catholic shit.
>>683638811
thank you jesus you have calmed me, i will worry but only to grow, and thanks for the dub dubs for extra confirmation
god bless
>>683637250
>>683638849
SO WHAT, JUST GIVE ME A REAL ANSWER
Does she love me?
Is she my soulmate
should we kill all of the jews?
Will a guy ever truly love me?
Jesus are you a nigger?
Will i see her again?
>>683638932
Больше чем кажется, но все шифруются :DD
not that anyone even cares.
>>683637250
Is op a fag?
>>683638819
dude thats trippy
>>683637250
will i ever be happy?
Will I get head this weekend?
>>683639039
i know im autistic at times and over think, overlooking the simple answer
>>683637250
Is it worth reaching out to Angela?
>>683638960
>>683637250
I want to ejaculate on my gf's face, should I do it?
Whatever m8 this thread is so fake and retarted anyways.
>>683639111
triple YES!
cheked
Is she my soulmate?
>>683637250
Am I gonna get it?
so he does love me but he'll never love me and you love me but i am stupid. double negatives :( last chance, will he love me ever in that way?
Jesus, is moot a faggot?
>>683639111
I find comfort in the trips.
>>683638932
>>683638731
>>683638611
Samefag here
я тоже русский но у меня грамматика плохая. я немез и мама составила мне учит читать и писать когда мне бьло 10
Your a faggot
am i going to kill myself this week
Will we ever get back together?
Is you real or is you ain't?
>>683637250
Are all women lying, cheating sacks of shit who choose men for their wealth?
>>683637250
Jesus, will I ever fuck my ex again?
>>683639351
Live stream it faggot
Will I ever get laid?
You don't exist, if not lay me a 9?
Rolla
>>683639400
jesus does not understand ebonics
>>683639159
I'm not even sure if my bf love me , I'm enough desesperate to try this
>>683637250
Jesus, will my life change for the better?
>>683639466
Double of course.
Kek
>>683639565
Fuck..
Is OP a fag?
>>683637250
am i stupid?
>>683637250
Should I buy a PS plus membership?
>>683637250
asdfghj
>>683639328
блин. ща этот тред превратится в русский тред xDD
what can you do.
You can just ask Jesus questions personally, this isn't necessary.
>>683637492
Rekt
>>683637250
Jizzuz will I ever fuck that girl thats cute and nice, I'll be with her for the rest of my life?
>>683637250
am i gay?
>>683637250
Will Trump win the election and become imperator?
>>683637250
will it happen?
Am I alone because of my personality?
>>683637250
Is she the one
>>683637250
Did Hitler do anything wrong?
>>683639829
Trump voters are stupid confirmed by Jesus.
Is it normal for my arm to be smaller than my dick?
>>683639793
im i gay?
>>683637250
Can you cause another ebola outbreak?
I miss Ebola-chan threads
>>683637250
Should I hold in my poop and keep playing the raid?
>>683639793
is this guy Bi?
Will I get laid?
>>683639725
He never text back.
Will I ever get married?
>>683637250
will /b/ get rid of traps and fur in the near future
Will I ever have the strength to change the world and kill all the ones who make it worse.
>>683637250
Will i pass the test tommorow?
will the 6 days go well. Will I do well
Will I get a chance with Katie?
>>683637250
Will I become rich?
All religions are a lie theres just a god but that is unknown but its not you m8
Jesus will you blow me?
>>683640034
jesus like traps too
does my girlfriend enjoy her bbc dildo more than my 5.8 inch white cock?
Does she like me?
Does she love me?
Will I get the succ this weekend
>>683637250
Should I try some weird shit with my gf when I get home from work?
>>683640094
Yes or no?
>>683637250
Is she lying
Is it gay to fap to traps?
>>683637250
Will I die in WW3?
>>683637250
Will my new business be a success?
>>683640194
Well?
Does she like me?
am i slightly gay
o rly nigga?
>>683640265
You fucking faggot Lucifer is better than you
>>683640188
As Jesus said, you deserve better..
But of course she does, manlet.
>>683639709
А всё начал я.
>>683637250
Will I get that girl?
kommer jag få två poäng imorgon?
РУУУУУСССКИЕ, ВСЕМ ЗОЗЗЗЛА!
will my waifu love me back?
>>683637250
Should i do it today
>>683640341
Okay, will it be glorious death in battle or random shit death?
Will I get a gf before I leave?
Will i ever fuck M
>>683640338
Are you saying I should do something other with my life than masturbating in an imageboard?
will i have sex this year?
>>683638851
Kek
>>683637250
Http://www.GodChan.simdif.com there's a Chan for this faggot
>>683640542
reroll, pls jesus
>>683637250
should i rape her
>>683637250
will i be gay for liking traps?
Мне учить матан?
is Jesus real
>>683637250
Will the South rise again?
>>683640686
shit...
Is this shit going to work out or am i going to have to find someone else?
shall i do it?
>>683637250
Is she dangerous to go for?
will i have sex this mouth?
Should I kill myself?
Aurais-je mes partiels ?
>>683640677
>wtf gtfo
Kek
>>683640776
Itll work out? Nice
>>683640804
I don't know what to make of that answer. Reroll
Will i always be fatfuck ?
>>683637250
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
Am I awesome ?
Does Monica secretly love me?
Drevrais-je faire mon français ?
>>683640866
Will she quit smoking though?
>>683637250
Hey op. Will I finally get the artistic recognition I deserve?
>>683640954
Yeah? That a yeah? Or a nah?
Is the earth population stupid ?
Will I marry my gf
do i pass the drug test on thursday?
You gay fuckin wit satan?
>>683637250
Should I try DMT?
Is /b/ retarded?
>>683640799
Re-roll, don't avoid the topic Jesus.
>>683640898
"you deserve better"
What?
>>683640879
Well fuck you, should I do it?
Should I watch porn tonight ?
>>683640721
good
>>683637250
Should I ask her out?
>>683641086
well i gess im lucky
Jesus, do you like getting fisted?
>>683641135
What are you hiding from me Jesus?
>>683641170
Should I commit suicide?
Is Sunni Islam the right religion?
will Donald Trump be the next president?
>>683640701
Не, не нужно .
is it gay to suck my own dick with a dragon dildo in my ass?
Will that puppy really be named Edward?
>>683641245
Jesus says no
>>683637250
Will I ever find true love, Jesus?
>>683641169
Wtf FUCK YOU!
Are you even real?!?
>>683641240
>reformulate the question
Jesus, do you like other people to stick their fists in your butt?
Will that person actually ever speak her fucking mouth and say what she thinks?
Should I text my ex? Not the girl who ripped my fucking heart out but the other ex
>>683641371
Fuck
>>683641380
This is the first time I'll follow his advice
does he like me romantically goddamnit
Do I deserve for people to treat me better?
Are the Angels homosexual?
Why are you crying ?
>>683641407
Too scared to answer?
>>683641454
So I shouldn't?
>>683641444
Jesus, just answer the god damn question.
will you come back this year ?
will I get enough volunteers for the thing?
>>683641613
Ye ok.... maybe.... as usual...
YES OR NO?!?!?
>>683637250
Dear jeez us, will you suck my dick?
>>683637250
Will i get laid this year?
>>683641662
No you won't answer or no you don't like fists in your butt?
Am I beautiful?
>>683637250
Was Hitler right?
Any chance of fucking with her?
Am I going to do well on the 3 finals I have left?
Fap?
>>683637250
Should i
>>683637250
Should i kill myself?
>>683637250
am I gonna pass my exams
>>683641977
nice dubs
>>683641892
Kek
>>683641857
>>683641662
>>683641444
>>683641240
Stop it, you make him uneasy
Does everyone secretly hate me?
Am I a loser?
Am I nice looking?
Am I straight?
>>683640721
Thank you Jesus. That's what I thought.
Should i kill myself?
>>683642177
checked m8
Am I physically attractive?
Will i have a girlfriend ?
Should I ask the girl out
>>683637250
Should I eat a sandwich?
>>683637971
Will i get dubs jesus?
>>683637250
Will I anyone accept me for a job this summer?
Will I get a girlfriend?
Will I ever feel somewhat content?
Is this the real life? Is this just fanta sea?
>>683642269
Close enough.
>>683642261
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES JESUS CHRIST !!
>>683637483
jesus did actually exist you retard . Whether he actually was god is a whole other debate
>>683637250
Will I get fit this summer?
>>683642281
you lied!
or maybe you meant i will
i meant will i get dubs now on this post right here not eventually right now?
Is life meaningless?
Will I eventually get a girl/boyfirend?
>>683642281
Oh fuck I just lost all hope.
will i fulfill my dreams ?
>>683642315
I feel bad for you faggot...
>>683642403
oh come on ...will i get dubs in this post?
>>683642333
nice trips
Will i pass ?
Will I ever kill myself?
Will > ever have sex?
>>683642472
thank you for being honest jesus
love you
>>683637250
Is Lea a hoe?
Am I a niggerfaggot?
Will I die a virgin?
rollz
Will I ever be happy?
>>683637250
Will I lose weight?
>>683637250
will i get her?
Will she be my gf?
>>683642538
i deserve better? like i deserve some dubs??
>>683637250
Am I too sexy for my man boobs?
Will niggers kills all bananas ?
>>683637250
will I ever be a millionaire?
Does he even like me in 'that' way ?
Will I ever find love?
>>68363725
Dear jesus, will i get laid this month?
>>683642674
damn, i tried thanks jesus, maybe you meant i deserve better like as in satan, will he give me dubs?
prout?
Will I get dubs itt?
Roll?
>>683642778
OMG, you deserve better, bro !
Will I get famous?
>>683642788
fuck my ass, jesus told me i deserve better e.i satan and satan has bestowed dubs on me
am i going to hell jesus?
Jesus, do pedophiles go to heaven?
Will I ever get a gf?
Jesus, are you real?
