Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules are simple:
>Talk about shit
>ERP and RP to a minimum
>BUILT THAT PYRAMID
Fuck off shitposters edition.
Burds a good girl. She just nothing on Maki though.
>megumin's a cutie
COMMANDER. SIGN ME UP TO BUILD THE ROBOT.
Aww, Juri, that's so sweet. Of course, Juri has something special about her, too. Something really special that can't be put into words.
>grappling each other for supremacy
Grappling isn't my strong point, Juri. I wouldn't be able to put up all that much of a fight if you were able to pin me down. I'd be a helpless little girl, completely at your mercy.
I'm in the passenger seat
And the couch
mandatory cc claim
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE
best girl claimed!
>fuck pyramids edition
nooooo tongue-kun i love you!
I WILL PILOT THE ROBOT!
>I am so done
That was the common reaction.
Back from my nap, did I miss anything?
Real Mugi is here.
Yui took some b8 I see...
B O Y
It better be a big one.
Did you like it? Satisfied with the Mami scenes?
Legendary maid minalinsky m8
>Back from my nap, did I miss anything?
Just shitposting and pyramids.
You missed torrential shitposting
I was worried, you know?
painting happy little clouds and trees
how are you cc?
it means a lot!
>Just watched Rebellion
I am so done
It was good, wasn''t it?
Hey Hand-kun, how's life treating you?
Death robots aren't illegal!
Killing people is illegal!
Nobody's had a reason to make death robot-based legislation.
Oh snap. This Kazuki?
Sorry, I went a bit insane there. I've been pretty okay, I see the same is true about you.
Yes I somewhat like it?
Mami is still the best girl
I am just confused and all and I need to work that up a bit alot
Since Kagami is already claimed I guess I claim Rei
Hey, Feenie, where abouts in Bristol are you from?
You do realise that if these girls were real, there is no way they'd be hanging round with us.
Hello sweet thing~ <3
This whole area smells like someone is burning off pounds of weed.
Jesus christ this is our third quints in just a few days.
i am be the pilot!
nevermind im not going to be on for a while some faggot i hate tried talking to me earlier
just his presence triggers me
Kyouko, how are ya?
Hey there, Shiki. I'm doing well, man. Just enjoying the fact that it's Tuesday, that's 'bout it.
Hope life has been treating you well.
Oh hey. Glad to hear from you. Sorry about kids with fireworks, kids are dumb.
How's camping going so far?
Doing good, the usual, just listening to music and watching YT vids, so nothing new.
That's alright. If you responded earlier, I probably missed it, since I have a filter for "fuck off" and anything with more than four consecutive >s.
You up for sharing some music?
Mine would have a hard time leaving my basement though.
slow reply's as im making pizza
>implying my rightful wife wouldn't like me
I'm afraid you can't assert such a thing, you don't know how we are irl or what we look like
Welcome back my dude
>Just shitposting and pyramids.
Doesn't seem that important, but it could still be used as evidence.
>You missed torrential shitposting
Nothing important then.
B-but if you build the death robot it could kill people....
The city of Bristol, would rather not go into more detail.
>implying Maki doesn't make a better meido
>Something really special that can't be put into words
Aha~ so you do know after all. Besides, you are quite beautiful and you manage to stay in shape despite serving fattening dairy, what's not to love about you~?
>Helpless little girl, completely at your mercy
Ooh, that sounds even better~ Now I have a bit of an idea on how to have some real fun with you.
Well then, are you ready Neo? You've REALLY got me wanting to win this bet, now~ so much that I'll even allow you the first move.
im good yui!!! how about you??? how'd your day go??
Its normal to be confused since the events in the end were all so fast and unexpected, but once you understand what happened its actually quite simple.
Ugh... sounds like my habitat.
You spelt tomato wrong
>Hope life has been treating you well.
Ehh, a few indrect curveballs but I'm starting to feel better despite the dread of exams. I'll manage like I always do.
Took a nap, woke up, had McDonalds.
Living the life.
Lets talk about that tomorrow as I will go to bed now and have a lot of time to think about it
damn. Shinoa straight savage today
I just noticed I forgot to post the link to the Bob Ross video
what's wrong, froggy?
This is 'Murica! We can build a god damn death robot if we want, as long as it's not killing anything.
Fishing too? Nice. Sounds like you're having a pretty good time? Apart from the fireworks at least.
Also, Clawzuki. I dig it.
Why didn't you tell me Greece has epic bands like this.
Sweet dreams with many legs.
Soo... do you have a plan?
Hey Claw, how's life treating you? Out doing awesome stuff?
Glad you're relaxing as usual, man. Doing pretty much the same, heh. Thanks for asking.
Hey there, objectification. How's it going?
Damn, seems like exams has been getting everyone on edge these past few days. I'm sure you'll do great on them, man. Shit's stressful.
It wasn't fun.
But you are.
You're fun and that's okay~
smugging the smug!!
sounds like it kek, what'd you have at mickey d's?
B-but the law....
Start by eating my ass, if you do good enough we will let you in.
you are alive!
i'm glad we are on the same page
Also, that tropicana juice is god tier.
Hello there! It has been a while, since we spoke.
Gotta keep it smuggin you know
Pretty good dude. Hope finals goes easy. How are you?
None, I'm afraid. I suppose that you could try /trash/
Find me the legislation that says no giant laser scythes!
>Death robot building extrodinare:
You're a filthy fucking liar you didnt build no goddamn pyramid!
>Now I have a bit of an idea on how to have some real fun with you.
You really have my curiousity now, Juri...
>so much that I'll even allow you the first move.
Uh... Right here? Right now...? I... I still need to close the shop. Can we take this somewhere else? Where other people can't see us? I don't want the customers getting the wrong idea or anything...
Ah, shame. From near the center? From Bristaaal too so I got curious, considering how unlikely it is that both of us are from there.
But what if im not murican
Always. I just got a new pair of headphones, since my old ones died after about 5 years.
You are pushing buttons that I enjoy having pushed.
Liars go to hell. Let me show you the way!
haha jk idc you can have pyramids w/e i mean what are they for
where do the come from
where do they go
cant you tell me cottoneyed joe?
Can't be a smugger in smuggin
That's marriage lust smile
Step 1: Assemble the waifus.
Step 2: Build a god damn death robot!
To be honest, quiet bad.
But there is no legislation for that...
I am not originally from Bristol, moved there a few years ago.
Don't start this. Thread was in shambles the last time we did it
hey and bye claw
enjoy the rest of your camping
sounds good, when are all the waifus assembling?
Yeah at least you can burn a bridge namsayin
I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED AND OVERWORKED HAHA ITS OK THOUGH IM ALRIGHT
now i get to go put in another 10 hours+ of work today idk BYE KILL ME PLEASE
I can't built no pyramid, I ain't no alien.
Exactly! The death robot is totally legal!
ASAP. The quints have spoken!
That sucks. What headphones did you get?
This is what being white in 2016 does to you.
Yeah, nigga. I namyasayin
And why's that, handsome?
Welcome, Gold. How's the day shining?
That expression you're wearing~ words cannot describe how wonderful you look.
>Where other people can't see us?
Aha~ but it's better when they CAN see us, isn't it? I suppose I wouldn't want to scare off your innocent, weaker customers. Something about bad business, or whatever..
Hmph, we'll put it on hold if it bothers you so. You had me itching for a fight, all for nothing.
Hello Galko, hope your day is going good.
Hi Galko, hope your day went well.
Well it seems you have won this time shizuru anon.
Caught a cold.
i will pilot the waifubot!!!!
ayy thats my birb
In a boring way.
>it's pretty sunny though
Isn't the construction of any kind of weapon of mass destruction illegal?