Celeb Waifu Claming thread Kiera is mine
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Celeb Waifu Claming thread
Kiera is mine
Claiming Marina
>>683629701
Vanessa always
>>683629701
Ariana Grande is my bae
>>683629701
Ryry is always mine
carly
claming selena
emma is mine
>>683630034
Delete the file name
claiming Scarlett
her
>>683630185
fuck off faggot
Taylor claimed!
>>683629957
Steal
Young Connelly
>>683630370
Wrong pic whoops
>>683630301
Calling this spic shit Marina is and insult
helen mine
>>683630422
LMAO JUST FOR THAT MISSCLICK U GET AN "L" faggot
hands off
Lohan
this ugly bitch
>>683630478
shouldn't you be in a gilf thread posting your old ass bitch?
>>683630516
>>683630478
Fuck off
>>683630661
She's 30
>>683630760
would have guessed 35-40ish
claimed
Mine! (throws her over shoulder and runs off)
Claiming Grace
>>683630567
>hands off
Bleah, you can keep her.
>>683630760
lies no way she is at least 55
>>683629701
Clawie claim.
>>683630422
>she kill?
>>683630901
Fuck you selenafag
>>683630760
She's dirty. As in, like, gross. Why does she always look like she needs a fucking bath?
>>683629701
several interviewers have complained about her breath though.
sick
>>683631020
>insults angel
>posts alien
>>683631025
She's on Medicare. My dad works for Medicare, he received her application.
>>683631020
shes that fucked up hot like yolandi
also yolandi claim
Claiming Katy Perry.
>>683631172
Gonna need proof on that one.
>>683630650
i'll take the midget and the redhead
>>683631127
Idk what you're talking about, she looks really good smelling to me
>>683631084
You sonofabitch
>>683631344
Yolandi is black, you idiot.
>>683631344
The fuck is wrong with you people?
Claimed niggers
>>683631437
She looks like she smells like garbage that's been out in the sun.
>>683629957
i hate you because you used the made-up word "bae". go jump in front of a runaway shopping cart, you moron.
>>683631467
the product of sticking you're dick in crazy
>>683631450
Don't be jelly
>>683630007
hey, i just looked right at you baby, so here's my number
i'll have 'em both
Titty waifu claimed
>>683631437
dude she is welsh..and from the valleys she is the welsh equivalent of trailer trash
no wonder she had a failed career
>>683630516
Keep Helen. She's a overrated, annoying bitch
>>683631645
No, she looks Like she smells Like strawberries
>>683631758
>>683631772
Exquisite taste, anons.
>>683629957
>when tumblrinas find their way to /b/
>>683631716
Fuck you in the mouth
>>683631830
Yeah, old strawberries that have been laying out in the sun with the other garbage.
>>683631830
strawberries covered in garbage maybe
>>683631816
She's not whitetrash, also her next Album will be a huge hit, Mark my fucking words
>>683631969
>>683631974
Fuck you
>>683631969
>>683631974
garbagemind
>>683631437
>she looks really good smelling to me
kek
Claimed
all mine
>>683631552
me too
claiming Watson
>>683631830
...
>>683632226
steal
>>683632268
Fuck you nigger I claimed first
>>683632273
She has nice titties
>>683632362
Eat a dick vision
>>683632427
Too bad we'll never get a proper look at them.
claimed young alia
claiming Jaime Pressly
Mammario claimed
>>683632508
As cute as she was back then, and as much of a crush as I had on her during AD, she actually got way, way cuter. And I don't often say that about anyone.
claimed
>>683632393
yeah, i take these "claims" very seriously.
would love to get sucked by her
>>683632273
>speaking of sticking your dick in crazy
>>683632132
>She's not whitetrash
obviously never been to the welsh valleys....the men prefer the sheep there to the skanky women like marina
>also her next Album will be a huge hit, Mark my fucking words
lol you cant know this you stupid fucking autist....she hasn't even had a hit some just a few in the top 100 lmao and her albums are shit
>>683632642
Case in point.
>>683632308
There is no proof that Marina smells Bad, she looks Like the best smelling person in this thread especially her hair
>>683632760
Wrong
>>683632273
already claimed son >>683630164
>>683632811
>wash yourself
>>683630034
Damn you. I wanted Selena.
>>683632642
lel are you high?
>>683632702
Hide post
>>683632811
>smells like horse shit
>>683630007
She was cuter before she stuck metal through her nipples.
>>683632901
yeah i claimed her to piss selena fags off
she is now getting ravaged by niggers
I claim Pia
>>683631467
Fuck off, what is your problem?
Grace Neutral is truly amazing
>>683632811
>white trash
C L A I M E D
>>683633352
enjoy your h.i.v
>>683630185
You bastard
>>683633067
Pics?
>>683630164
you can have her. she was cuter before she joined the bat shit insane lesbian cult
>>683629957
That she has HIV++
>>683632513
So hot
Claimed
>>683629885
How dare you steal my nudes and salivate all over them... you are an Internet Rapist!
>>683633472
>>683633352
If Terry Richardson stuck his dick in it, then she already has Aids.
taking crazy cara
>>683634421
>trap lover detected
>>683634421
>Tits GTFO
Claiming smallville
>>683634697
She's too classy to show her tits on camera
>>683629957
also a negro lover, so you can have her
>>683635098
So was Jesus
>>683629701
MOOOOOOOOOODSSSS!!!!1
My bae.
>>683634963
She's a dyke...
>her, your waifu...
>U Tits GTFO
>>683634963
>she
>cara
>classy
kek
>>683635385
>your rat
![lindsay.lohan.hot.hot.hot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ETfOST.jpg "lindsay.lohan.hot.hot.hot[1].jpg")
alternative timeline Lohan where she keeps her red hair and no cocaine
>>683633352
She is just a big, walking spirochete.
>>683635385
She was on like 10 years ago, now she's gone full rato. Also a reddit whore.
>>683635607
and no facial surgery...
Claimed
>>683635767
that too! thanks for having my back /b/ro
>>683630575
Enjoy your herpes
>>683635350
proof?
no one claiming rachel riley
kek
C L A I M E D
Claiming this fat assed cumslut
>>683636240
1/10 troll
Obama Daughter's
>>683636240
Leave
>>683636413
howso? >:-(
>>683635607
such a shame
this magnificent beast
>>683635607
someone photoshop out that disgusting male foot behind her so I can fap
>>683636719
already claimed above
I will be on my way
>>683629701
SHE WAS 15 YRS OLD WHILE SHOOTING THAT FOOTAGE.....MMMMMMMMMMMMMORE!
:)
>>683629701
MORE
>>683629701
Best trashfu claimed
>>683637135
sure
>>683636769
>>683637207
Everybody fuck off, she mine.
>>683637501
Now do one where the foot is gigantic
>>683637560
gotta love em puffy nips
>>683637624
Dont worry, keep her
>>683637624
suck off weeb
>>683637560
i wish she was my little sister so i could have her cupcakes in my mouth every night.
>>683629701
This is the best fu
>>683637560
She was 16 here
>>683629701
Claimed
>>683637501
thanx friendo
>>683638096
Of course not
>>683638096
No son, that would have been illegal.
Young Phoebs claimed
Mine
>>683638096
nope 15 during filming 16 when released
>>683638096
It depends on what time zone she was in
>>683638471
My mistake
>>683638193
would have fucked her for days till she couldn't walk back when she was that innocent looking. Now she's like full on whore.
>>683638225
>>683637747
I claim Kristen Bell and Olivia Wilde.
>>683629873
What is with her arms?
tabby is mine
>>683639402
Reflection from her shirt.
>>683638827
Kek and saved
>>683639402
she caught greyscale from the Stone Men
>you will live to see her get BLACKED
feels good man
>>683638497
>>683638634
>>683638471
>>683638096
She was born in 1985. The Hole didn't even start casting until 1999, where she would have been 18 at the youngest. Production would have got done for pornography featuring a minor, otherwise.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hole_%282001_film%29
>>683639288
You have to post a picture and you can't claim 2 at once. I'd also rethink your choices because they are shitty.
>>683639471
not bad for someone who was preggos
>>683639769
If they are shitty, you don't have to worry about them being gone. Not everyone has the same taste.
>>683629701
>"celeb thread"
>faggots continue to post nobodies
every fuckin time
>>683629701
Emilia Clark is mine
>>683639619
1985-1999 is just 14 years. Filing would have been done by 2 years,so she was either 15 or 16. And it's not porn either, there are plenty of movies with girls under 18. The Sun's Page Three used to have topless 16 year olds until 2003
>>683639619
Your math sucks
Keira Knightley was born 26th March 1985
The movie was released 20th April 2001
That makes her 16 when it was released, and since I doubt it was shot, cut, edited, dubbed and prepped for release in a month, then it would have made her 15.
>>683639853
Yeah but Olivia Wilde is shit taste, she's also a bitch in real life. I ran into her and Jason sudekis at the World Series Kristen bell is all right though.
>>683639471
>saggy tits
>prison tats
>illuminati mindcontrol tat
>haircut from 2003
>ear stretcher
>not an iPhone
>no bush like it's still 2004
>>683639930
>underage detected
just because there not disney luts it doesn't mean they are unknowns you stupid kid ..go do your homework
>>683639930
Well, fix it, anon.
>>683640561
illuninati mindcontrol tat
Which one is that?
>>683640561
>homo detected
>>683640121
Do you have any page 3 teen girls saved?
>>683640391
is that glen quagmire?
>>683640738
the butterfly
>>683640865
Nah, don't want to be arrested. File related is dani lopez, a hot as fuck Colombian model who's in her 20s
Ryry <3
>>683640745
Is there a whole set? post em all
>>683636483
you must have sauce?
>>683635918
Is this real?
>>683641381
the guy who leaked them has posted most of them ....he has 3 left to post he does like one a month il post what hes posted already
>>683640283
>>683640121
None of this matters, she had a patent on set and it was "art" so it's all a moot point.
>>683640931
Iron giant I think
>>683641786
Patent = parent
Kat is mine.
You fucks were slow.
>>683641785
all mine
>>683642035
no one wanted the fat ugly jew lol
K Brook- your sweet nipples will be forever mine
>>683642037
>>683641785
>>683642037
ty, gonna fap to tabby now
>>683642311
>>683640283
>>683640121
Shit, I need to go back to school and learn to math better.
>>683642394
>>683642413
thats all so far
>>683642445
No problem
>>683642486
VERY good choice anon
>>683642559
well I have my daily fap all set up now, thanks
>>683642486
WHO IS THIS SEMENFAIRY?!
Nobody claim Bella yet? Bagsy
>>683642892
jennifer connelly
>>683642892
Connelly, you dolt
Claiming Mexican booby milf
>>683642913
I don't fap to special effects
>>683637560
Just look at those sweet, sweet still-developing 15 yr old puffy nips
>>683643234
you mean makeup?
My one true love
I'll take this little kitty
Claimed dat ass
>>683643196
that ass
>>683629701
>>683637560
they're actually bigger than they are now
wtf
>>683643533
>>683643573
I've noticed this as well.
claiming "the duff"
>>683639471
Don't know if real. Will still break dick off.
Claiming pre-reduction Ariel.
>>683643573
Nipples contracting due to her being cold and wet at photoshoot.
I'm considering Angie a celeb, so claimed.
>>683644009
I wasn't talking about the nipples
>>683643864
its real dude
>>683640745
>>683641785
>>683642037
>>683642311
>>683642413
>>683642559
if you look at her insta you can see its the same bathroom
Peter pan waifu Allison williams
>>683641785
>>
Who? Her ex husband?
>>683644114
I think they're the same size, but that black & white photo is straight-on and has low contrast, so it's difficult to see any depth on her chest.
>>683640591
>underage detected
triggered and projecting
>>683642311
Got the set of the original leak years back?
CLAIMED
>>683644261
dunno who he is ....he first posted on /b/ but towards the end of every month people make tabby threads on /r/ and he does a game ...like "select a number between 1 and 8" what every the number is he posts....he has 3 left now but he clearly knows her and her friends well
>>683644412
you not done your homework yet kid?
>>683644516
>implying I'm not stealing her right now with digits
>>683644452
she was like 14-15 then so i dont have.....
Rachel McAdams claimed
>>683634421
>>683634963
i steal cara d for i posted her tetas
![Amy-amy-smart-1302106-1280-1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1QXG57s.jpg "Amy-amy-smart-1302106-1280-1024[1].jpg")
claiming Amy Smart
>>683644790
Oh...
Hayley Williams
>>683644516
stealing her right now because i can truly appreciate her fluffy body. thanks to the pure iceage aryan women genes.
>>683645394
Fuck you. She's mine.
>>683645394
She's attractive but I always thought she had unusually high cheekbones that makes her look like an alien.
>>683644672
yea what a little child hahaha hes like 4 and posting on this site lol what a baby diaper pants
this is how fucking retarded you sound
Ellie Goulding claimed.
>>683645394
nice beard
>>683645080
she's such a rapefruit.
>>683645492
DUEL ME FGT UNTIL FIRST DUBS
>>683645543
actually her chin is a bit too large bit still very lovely face.
>>683645549
You are a bit late in the thread to try and troll faggot, threads nearly over, at least in time for your bed time.
>>683645714
Getting dubs right now to take her away from such a faggot that doesn't appreciate her beauty.
>>683645764
>coal burner
>butterface
poor choice
>>683644371
you know women can lose or gain tits throughout their lives, you don't have to go all CSI about it
>>683645900
already claimed
Zooey
>>683646018
Just posting pics
>>683645872
i'm gonna lick every inch of that subtle blonde fur.
>>683646218
You ain't licking shit without dubs.
>>683645773
you are a faggot retard
this is not a troll
this is not a joke
kill yourself
>>683646342
imma devour her fluffy little peach.
>>683646461
troll harder faggot 1/10
>>683646508
Begone, foul lewdposter. She's mine.
>>683646602
>tfw she'll never use you as her surfboard
>>683646737
>tfw I just want to love her tenderly and forever in a pure Christian love
>>683646855
witnessed
>>683646855
>pure Christian love
shrekt ;_;
>>683646855
b-but promise me you won't ever shave her.
>>683647225
I would never.
