Gay dog posting continues
Gay dog is best dog.
Ayy gurl were u at
From other thread :
Anyone get the same experiences as i do?
I normally just lurk these threads but i thought i would post in just this one
I'm not into dating men but I'd gladly go bottom or top on one for a one night stand
I'm really confused someone help
Like I said in the other thread: You're bi, congrats.
Some dudes also just like porn regardless of who's in it. You ever actually been with a guy?
You have 10 seconds to say why you don't have a chubby gfur boyfriend.
Alright, if you haven't already, get a dildo. Ride the fuck out of it. Ride that fake fucking cock like it owes you money. Still into it after that? Go find a gay bar or do a Craigslist hookup or something, just be careful of TEH AIDS.
Lot of guys like porn and just seeing fucking in general. Some guys like anal stimulation. Some dudes fantasize about being with another guy. Doesn't necessarily "mean" anything, but it also doesn't mean that fantasies will live up to realities. So find a toy, experiment, find a guy to fool around with, experiment, see where it goes.
Just don't go trying to attach a label to it immediately. A lot of people get caught up on the label "Oh god, am I gay, straight, bi, pan, queer..." on and on and on, before you know it you're on tumblr ranting about the social inequalities of minorities to an echo chamber of fat depression.
I guess what I'm getting at is: Tumblr, not even once.
(No but seriously, just go fool around, there's plenty of dudes out there willing to have a quickie with someone for fun and experimenting)
Yo! What's up dude? How you been? Haven't seen you around in a while!
Because we like to take care of ourselves. Plus, who says I don't?
doing really good. I've been around but I guess I just have missed you on here.
How've you been?
Have you looked in your asshole?
I got a chubby boyfriend though, close enough to me!
Go for it man. Or just get another one. You can get pretty affordable sex toys from Amazon.
>I've been around but I guess I just have missed you on here.
Well to be fair I was out of town for the past week, haha.
>How've you been?
Pretty good actually, working out more and more, starting to actually notice my waist shrinking a bit. Otherwise just been working and travelling.
because i am the chubby boyfriend.
Because I am the chubby one.
Oh wait I'm single.
>tfw single and fat
Well there you go! I got a new bike. And by new, I mean it's from like, the 80s
keep riding your bike
None in particular, most of my toys are Bad Dragon dildos, but they're pricey. I mean they're also FUCKING FANTASTIC if you know for sure you like butt stuff, but I figured for experimenting you'd like something a little more affordable.
Regardless, when looking for sex toys on Amazon, just pay close attention to the reviews and size, and you can't go wrong.
>And by new, I mean it's from like, the 80s
Nice! I actually really like older bikes, they look cool. What kind is it?
>keep riding your bike
Yeah yeah yeah, I know! I might actually go out for a ride today. I took the day off work, my flight didn't get back till late last night, was up till 3. So sleepy.
Bad dragon dongs are pretty nice, look for the ones on sale cuz they have a little discoloration or a bubble in the base or something, they're cheaper
I got a swiss military bike from the 40's that still runs like the first day
I have had a look at bad dragon in the past, As for butt stuff, I used to have a friend who worked in the police (UK btw so i guess you americans can call them "Bobby's" or something) And he given me his old baton as a gift, And I've had to use that a couple of times as a replacement
Obviously GBP --> USD is cheaper so what is your fav bad dragon you own?
>Bad dragon dongs are pretty nice
They're so fucking good. I have a Nox in medium, a bit too big for me without a lot of prepping, but then again I don't normally take a dick up the ass, so it's kinda irregular. I also have a small David, which I like, but I wouldn't get the really firm hardness. Medium is the best.
It's a 1986 centurion. down-tube shifters and everything. He needs some work (like I need to build some new wheels for him) but it's fucking cash
Finish this sentence
Nick is for...
Nice! I do love down-tube shifters. That's what my bike has. I got new tires for it, but I think the wheels need some balancing. Oh well, not a huge deal as I still can't ride real far for now anyways! Congrats on the new bike!
>I got one of the horsedicks with a cumtube
The cumtube is fun as hell, but I couldn't imagine taking one of their horsedicks. Their sizing chart makes me feel so insecure, haha. A small David with a knot already kinda stretches me, and a medium Nox makes me weak in the knees at the mere thought. Much respect for the guys who take extra large Chance and shit like that.
But they are Just Friends!
Thanks! What kind of bike is yours again?
>Thanks! What kind of bike is yours again?
A Fuji Monterey. Not sure how old it is, but pretty certain it's from the 80's, or MAYBE early 90's.
That's not what the directors said!
gimme the serial # I'll find out for you
I know. The shipping is too powerful not to get them together.
I love Zazush-Una, I've always said they do the best eyes.
Gimme a few minutes and I'll run downstairs and find it.
I wish to be the femboy.
Actually both. I want to be a lot more androgynous and have a cute femboy boyfriend (or tomboy girlfriend, I'm open to both).
Sadly I'm cursed with square hips and wide shoulders. No femboy for me.
I'm too big and hairy to be pretty anymore
It'll be on the bottom of the frame by the cranks
How does it feel to be fucked by a huge cock like pic related
Well knots are fucking fantastic, I can tell you that <3
Does it like "slide" in, or does it "smash" in? "Rip?" Does the knot hurt when it goes in?
For me, it takes a bit of work cause I don't do anal very often, but it slides in. Work the shaft for a while and then sit on the knot and exhale, it'll slide in and when it finally pops into place it feels so fucking satisfying.
It's painful, but shouldn't hurt, if that makes any sense. Stretching yourself out is gonna be uncomfortable, but in a good way. If it actually hurts, like you're tearing something, that's not good. Don't tear your asshole children.
Looks like your Fuji was born in November of 82!
Very cool! Surprised it's that old, I would have figured late 80's. Neat-o! Thanks for looking that up.
Well shit I just ordered this so I guess we'll find out
I was surprised at how old mine is too. Good Japanese steel...
This thread made me realize I actually have to get a dildo
It's fun, just go slow and work your way into it. I get too impatient and wind up hurting myself sometimes; don't rush!
Surprising really, they made bikes like bombs, but their damn cars from the 80's want to return to rust and dust like crazy!
Oof, that's a big knot! I'm jealous. Enjoy it! Like I said, just go slow!
Yup got one today no shit
Slow and motherlodes of lube, got it
It's making me want to go ride mine...
It's lasted this long, that's gotta count for something.
Yeah, can't have too much lube. The Bad Dragon cumlube is fun, but I'm personally a fan of JO H20 lube.
yo sorry I stopped replying yesterday I went to cook and turns out wifi is banned from 4chan again -.-
It's cool. shit happens. How you been?
Bike ride, then dildo ride
i scalded my hand yesterday it hurt all day but other than that doing pretty well hbu?
You guys have ruined me, I fucking ordered an expensive ass wolf dildo and now I'm getting impatient and about to fuck myself with a fucking cucumber like a bitch
Oh fuck, it's taco tuesday
>Bike ride, then dildo ride
Damn, I'm so horny right now, but that's the smarter order. If I ride anything, I won't want to ride my bike, haha.
i don't even know how to identify a coyote
Hoooly shit this feels good
Smaller, kinda like a jackal but fluffier. They're my favorite
I have gotten close enough to shake hands with a few before though. That was kinda magical.
Deer are neat too.
They most definitely can be. All the coyotes I've met were very polite and just went on doing their coyote biz
by coyote biz do you mean chasing after a particular bird
Lol no. They just kept doing what they were doing before.
Besides, I'm not even a chicken. That's just a name.
TIL why girls like cucumbers
I like them because they're tasty, AND you can stick em up your ass
you can never be sure on the internet
I thought I should be honest with you.
>tfw you're a coyote and everyone thinks you're a chicken
I knew something was up. It's okay I can respect that
Well I definitely don't like the taste
Try this new thing called not being a fuckin idiot, anon...
lol holy shit
What kinds of animals do you like?
I'll bet you didn't ride your bike
Nope! Not yet, friend of mine called me up on Skype and we started chatting.
I was just teasing
They're pretty great. I have a cat. He's my best little buddy
>I was just teasing
I know! :D I'm gonna... Maybe.. Probably... At the very least I'll go walk my dog.
so fucking cute
dude, they're awesome
I plan on getting one when I move out, but my dad's allergic to them, so for now it's on the backburner
Real life sucks. Can't wait for VR porn to catch up and make women obsolete.
>so fucking cute
I know! I love that character!!
I will!!!! Most likely! ...maybe...
aaaaaaaaaa he's so cute
all I want is to get a black cat and name it after a video game character, I'm a simple man
Cat's will tell you their name. If you're lucky, it'll let you call it what you want.
He's my best little guy. I love him.
omg so many kitties!
>Hnnn... I can't handle all the cuties...
Derpah/Marble Soda is awesome. Rikki is the best.
Pls smile homie. Some girls are slutty (if that's what you're into)
I-I just like the cute guys. And the big guys... all the guys
zz I want one so bad, I want to move so bad too lol.
Cute guys are the best.
Blegh, now I'm just getting depressed I have no one to cuddle with and snuggle up to. I'm sleeping and want cuddles, god dammit.
I believe you. You are a good person. Keep liking guys, they can certainly make you happy.
Post hairy dudes please. And I mean body hair, not fur.
Living on your own is pretty fun.
I'll take a cute guy, A huge fucking muscly guy... even a guy that's a little chubby if he has a pretty face
Oh wow... I didn't even notice
I can't do muscly. I mean, some definition is nice, but the big buff muscly guys? I just can't do it!
I actually like a tiny bit of chubbiness, but it really can't be much.
That'll do too, thanks.
B-but muscles... hnnn
Oh fuck, I'm getting frisky just at the thought.
Do they make wearables that simulate a knot, but don't cover the rest of the dick? I have a fine sized cock as it is, and I don't want to cover it up with one of those Bad Dragon werewolf wearables.
Hehe, well that's good. You should set up a threesome with a cute twink and muscly top!
My boy is a cute lil thing. He wants me to top him all the time. But a nice big guy... mmmm