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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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pls
plzzz
>>683594457
nty
Well well well
Okay.
signed, sealed and 'post'ed
yes please
doubt it
Post
YEAH
no pls
Thatd be cool
Pls
>>683594457
Taking the bait; worth the shot
o shit waddup
Thanks for the heads up
lets try
That'd be cool
pl0x
Pls
Hoping n praying m8
Ok then
>>683594457
inb4 mob of angry anons lynches OP irl
gr8 b8, gibie da poosie pls
Why not
I took a few days off. Tomorrow Im going to grab my bike and make a use of a good weather and pussy.
it aint really going to happen
Post
Help me
>>683594457
Kek
yay
those kind of thread never helped me! 21 years old and i still never got laid! 4EVER ALONE!
Ayy lmao
yes last time i posted in this thread it worked
>>683594457
Oh shit waddup
Bumping because I have a date.
That'd be cool.
If OP lied, 5 years of back luck for him.
ULUMULU
Pls
kys
Sheit, why not?
these threads are fucking annoying
pls
>>683594457
I actually was already going to get laid tomorrow lol
Got nothing to lose
pls
Ok
all my hopes go to this thread
But I don't want to get laid.
my future me just visited and told me this realy works
>>683594457
that would be nice
Well, can't risk it
>>683594457
hope so, if not I'll find you op
>>683594457
funny thing, im going out tomorrow night.
>might get lucky
>>683594457
this seems unlikely but I'm lonely so why not
that would be nice
Don't lie to me op!
>>683594457
okay. nice.
>>683594457
I wanna get laid
>>683594789
>>683596666
they speak the tru-truth
Better come through for me /b/ genie
>>683596666
omg
doubt
>>683594457
Why? Is your mom coming to town?
The funny thing is i will actually get laid tomorrow lol
>>683594457
d-d-d-d-drop the ass
pls
>>683594457
doesn't matter if i post or not, still getting laid.....i'm married, i always get laid, and sucked, and whatever else you can think of with a female, ha!
G
K
>>683594457
check em faggots
Sounds good
>>683596666
If this doesn't work i am going to destroy your fucking life you imbecile.
I will send my top tier fucking hacking team from anonymous to fucking find you and bring you to ME.
And i am going to make you keep your promise you fucking swine,you will take my dick in so deep you will fucking squeal and beg for mercy you piece of shit cunt.So if i were you i'd keep my fucking promise.
thanks dude!
>>683594457
I believe in magic
>>683596888
Chek'd
>>683596888
trips checked
>>683596844
check'd
checkem
Better safe than sorry
Calling bullshit on op.
post
>>683597110
off by one
Let's see
Hahahahahaha no
will take the bait
Hollar
damn well better; tomorrow's my birthday
Pls b tru
>>683597212
happy birthday
>>683594457
Bout time
you lie
ok
this is now a dubs thread
that indeed would be nice
Gimme
One can only hope
gonna have a girl over to check these dubs
May the stars align
Lol let's see
on a wednesday?
>>683594457
I just want a grill cause bbq
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNOOOOOOOOO
50%/50%, hoping for some shower sex
better be
That'd be dope
Can't w8
YOU ARE ALL THIS DESPARATE.
and i am too
Yeah, okay. How's a chubby fucker with no friends whatsoever like me going to get laid tomorrow? You know what? I'm turning down any advances I may receive. Fuck you, OP, you gargantuan faggot.
All these desperate people...
>>683598312
rekt
>>683594457
You'd better deliver OP, or I am coming to fuck you up
>>683594457
No real interests
Hey faggots, go out and get it, you won't get laid staring at a screen, fucking tards. Start accepting offers from 6/10 girls rather than being complete shallow faggots.
Fuck this gay earth
>>683594457
rightttt
Watch me prove you wrong
>>683594457
why not
good 4 u , u got so many replies
Hitler did nothing wrong.
doot
Worth a shot.
I'll test that theory
>>683594457
I don't believe you
>>683594457
do you niggering?
>>683594457
rollin
>>683594457
If you are lying to me, I'll hunt you down OP.
At school?
Cool.
Sure thing,yo
Probly
sup
I'm going out tomorrow so why not
>>683594457
y not
plot twist: u dont get laid but laid the fuck out
hm ok sure
Fugg it
>>683599306
edgy kid is edgy
this is on 4chan so it will work for sure
>>683599389
i will fuck you until you love me faggot
>>683594457
give it to me. dubs says it's with a trap
Tommorrow's tuesday
Im not getting laid
>>683594457
i call bullshit
ok
>>683594457
cool story bro
>>683599484
Just keep on sharpening that edge
I want to get laid by a beautiful girl pretty bad...
Cause I'm curious
>>683594457
poster strudel
sa
It never said it would be by a member of the opposite sex. So that makes me curious.
god pls
Fuck yeah!
>>683594457
hope soo <3
>>683594457
yes i will
K thx
>>683599759
you want to spend the rest of your life in a grave kid?
>>683594457
I'm really not in the mood right now.
Fuck it, i"ll bite.
sure why not
pls
>>683594457
gimmie da pussey pls
>>683594457
>>683594457
eh fuck it,I could use some sex,lol
lol nope
Bet
>>683594457
Here's to hoping the ol' ball'n'chain isn't too tired from work tomorrow evening.
>>683594457
can't hurt.
Posting
>>683595492
The woman in that picture is possibly the dumbest I have ever seen.
Eh might aswell try
Hello
Ah, a virgin thread.
That would be great
We'll see
Why not
>>683603224
Or a divorced guy with kids thread, most women aren't into destitute guys.
Aiii papi
lol whatever
meme
>>683594457
i'll meet a fine lady tomorrow maybe this thread isn't total bullshit
Ty
I'm gonna kill myself.
>>683594457
Sure I guess
>>683594457
The dream
WE
If only . . . if only . . .
this is my lucky day
>>683603427
I'm divorced with kids. Hop on POF and act like a sweet dad. Works like a charm.
Yeah right
Good to hear
>>683594457
let's fucking hope soi
I believe this.
>>683594457
and pigs might fly tomorrow...
butts
>>683594457
I'm going to be looking for your lying ass tomorrow. I haven't gotten my dick wet in over a year.
I believe
>>683599103
UNDERAGE FAG
>>683599389
>>683599759
Le ebin buzzword
Retard.
>>683594457
Plox
>>683594457
Rolling trips lands me a threesome?
>>683604118
Don't be a snitching faggot
postin
okay
Ok roll
>>683594457
doesn't hurt to give it a shot
i have nothing to lose
>>683600346
ooh yes please
I've got nothing to lose
On a wednesday? Why not
Posting
doubtful
whats the worst thing that could happen
make to happen cappen
>>683594457
please god
>>683600346
Settle down princess
Never drop the hope
GET
k
>>683594457
I only wish
>>683594457
Can't risk it.
i bet
No I won't.....
Op you better not be lying
might as well try
That would be pretty nifty
Please give me the succ
>>683594457
>>683594457
okay fam
hope so
Shut up you cunt
Challenge accepted
>sending a text to Roxane
>I don't have her number yet
>shit
>>683604356
Lol I jump at the chance to get a faggot banned. Eat shit, kid
>>683605015
Nice meme, faggot
>>683594457
Ayylmao
ye boyzzzz
Dubs confirm
Itt: virgins
pls
Baited
cmon
meh
>>683594457
Cool.
Seems legit
Psst, yeah OK captain.
Ok
Post
k
>>683594457
Post
:'(
anus
>>683594457
I doubt I'll get laid I only broke up with my girlfriend last week and I'm not really ready to go on the hunt even for a one night stand.
>>683594457
Worth a try
>>683594457
I feel it will be rape
Sex
ty op
i mean i got laid yesterday and probably will today
but sure
check my digits
>>683609709
shitsorry i meant these
>>683594457
ez sex
Please be real
k
>>683594457
make it happen!!
Ayyyy
pls
Doubt it.
>>683594457
for the love of kek
Here's hoping
why the fuck not
This better be for real.
>>683594457
>>683594509
For teh lulz
>>683594457
pls
>>683594457
im off tomorrow could happen... won't though..
If only
>>683594457
HEY ANON ALL CAPS GUY HERE JUST HAD TO JUMP IN AND SAY IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU GET LAID TOMORROW WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE A COOL GUY THAT DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING, YOU PACK A PUNCH MEANER THAN MIKE TYSON AND YOU GOT MORE COOL THAN BILL CLINTON IN HIS WHITE HOUSE DAYS, SO BRO JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE A KICKASS GUY, AND GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT A GREAT DAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MAN!
>>683594457
yeah right.
>>683594457
probably
Laid??
>>683594457
I wish
yeeeaaaa
OP better deliver or I'll go to his house and rape him
>>683594457
i wouldn't mind
why not today?
OP better deliver
