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Search your feelings - you know it to be true.
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pls
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plzzz
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>>683594457
nty
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Well well well
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Okay.
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signed, sealed and 'post'ed
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yes please
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doubt it
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Post
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YEAH
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no pls
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Thatd be cool
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Pls
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>>683594457
Taking the bait; worth the shot
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o shit waddup
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Thanks for the heads up
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lets try
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That'd be cool
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pl0x
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Pls
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Hoping n praying m8
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Ok then
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>>683594457
inb4 mob of angry anons lynches OP irl

gr8 b8, gibie da poosie pls
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Why not
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I took a few days off. Tomorrow Im going to grab my bike and make a use of a good weather and pussy.
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it aint really going to happen
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Post
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Help me
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>>683594457
Kek
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yay
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those kind of thread never helped me! 21 years old and i still never got laid! 4EVER ALONE!
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Ayy lmao
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yes last time i posted in this thread it worked
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>>683594457
Oh shit waddup
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Bumping because I have a date.
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That'd be cool.
If OP lied, 5 years of back luck for him.
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ULUMULU
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Pls
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kys
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Sheit, why not?
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these threads are fucking annoying
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pls
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>>683594457
I actually was already going to get laid tomorrow lol
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Got nothing to lose
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pls
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Ok
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all my hopes go to this thread
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But I don't want to get laid.
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my future me just visited and told me this realy works
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>>683594457
that would be nice
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Well, can't risk it
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>>683594457
hope so, if not I'll find you op
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>>683594457
funny thing, im going out tomorrow night.
>might get lucky
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>>683594457
this seems unlikely but I'm lonely so why not
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that would be nice
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Don't lie to me op!
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>>683594457
okay. nice.
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>>683594457
I wanna get laid
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>>683594789
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>>683596666
they speak the tru-truth
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Better come through for me /b/ genie
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>>683596666
omg
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doubt
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>>683594457
Why? Is your mom coming to town?
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The funny thing is i will actually get laid tomorrow lol
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>>683594457
d-d-d-d-drop the ass
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pls
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>>683594457
doesn't matter if i post or not, still getting laid.....i'm married, i always get laid, and sucked, and whatever else you can think of with a female, ha!
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G
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K
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>>683594457
check em faggots
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Sounds good
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>>683596666
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If this doesn't work i am going to destroy your fucking life you imbecile.

I will send my top tier fucking hacking team from anonymous to fucking find you and bring you to ME.


And i am going to make you keep your promise you fucking swine,you will take my dick in so deep you will fucking squeal and beg for mercy you piece of shit cunt.So if i were you i'd keep my fucking promise.

thanks dude!
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>>683594457
I believe in magic
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>>683596888
Chek'd
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>>683596888
trips checked
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>>683596844
check'd
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checkem
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Better safe than sorry
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>>683594457
no
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Calling bullshit on op.
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post
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>>683597110
off by one
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Let's see
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Hahahahahaha no
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will take the bait
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Hollar
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damn well better; tomorrow's my birthday
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Pls b tru
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>>683597212
happy birthday
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>>683594457
Bout time
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you lie
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ok
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this is now a dubs thread
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that indeed would be nice
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Gimme
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One can only hope
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gonna have a girl over to check these dubs
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May the stars align
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Lol let's see
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on a wednesday?
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>>683594457
I just want a grill cause bbq
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNOOOOOOOOO
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50%/50%, hoping for some shower sex
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better be
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That'd be dope
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Can't w8
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YOU ARE ALL THIS DESPARATE.
and i am too
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>>683594457
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Yeah, okay. How's a chubby fucker with no friends whatsoever like me going to get laid tomorrow? You know what? I'm turning down any advances I may receive. Fuck you, OP, you gargantuan faggot.
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All these desperate people...
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>>683598312
rekt
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>>683594457
You'd better deliver OP, or I am coming to fuck you up
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>>683594457
No real interests

Hey faggots, go out and get it, you won't get laid staring at a screen, fucking tards. Start accepting offers from 6/10 girls rather than being complete shallow faggots.
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Fuck this gay earth
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>>683594457
rightttt
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Watch me prove you wrong
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>>683594457
why not
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good 4 u , u got so many replies
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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doot
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Worth a shot.
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I'll test that theory
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>>683594457
I don't believe you
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>>683594457
do you niggering?
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>>683594457
rollin
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>>683594457
If you are lying to me, I'll hunt you down OP.
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At school?
Cool.
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Sure thing,yo
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Probly
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sup
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I'm going out tomorrow so why not
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>>683594457
y not
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plot twist: u dont get laid but laid the fuck out
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hm ok sure
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Fugg it
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>>683599306
edgy kid is edgy
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this is on 4chan so it will work for sure
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>>683599389
i will fuck you until you love me faggot
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>>683594457
give it to me. dubs says it's with a trap
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Tommorrow's tuesday
Im not getting laid
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>>683594457
i call bullshit
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ok
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>>683594457
cool story bro
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>>683599484
Just keep on sharpening that edge
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I want to get laid by a beautiful girl pretty bad...
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Cause I'm curious
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>>683594457
poster strudel
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sa
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It never said it would be by a member of the opposite sex. So that makes me curious.
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god pls
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Fuck yeah!
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>>683594457
hope soo <3
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>>683594457
yes i will
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K thx
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>>683599759
you want to spend the rest of your life in a grave kid?
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>>683594457
I'm really not in the mood right now.
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Fuck it, i"ll bite.
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sure why not
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>>683594457
k
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pls
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>>683594457
gimmie da pussey pls
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>>683594457
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>>683594457
eh fuck it,I could use some sex,lol
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lol nope
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Bet
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>>683594457
Here's to hoping the ol' ball'n'chain isn't too tired from work tomorrow evening.
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>>683594457
can't hurt.
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Posting
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>>683595492
The woman in that picture is possibly the dumbest I have ever seen.
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Eh might aswell try
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Hello
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Ah, a virgin thread.
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That would be great
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We'll see
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Why not
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>>683603224
Or a divorced guy with kids thread, most women aren't into destitute guys.
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Aiii papi
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lol whatever
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meme
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>>683594457
i'll meet a fine lady tomorrow maybe this thread isn't total bullshit
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Ty
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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>>683594457
Sure I guess
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>>683594457
The dream
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WE
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If only . . . if only . . .
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this is my lucky day
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>>683603427
I'm divorced with kids. Hop on POF and act like a sweet dad. Works like a charm.
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Yeah right
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Good to hear
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>>683594457
let's fucking hope soi
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I believe this.
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>>683594457
and pigs might fly tomorrow...
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butts
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>>683594457
I'm going to be looking for your lying ass tomorrow. I haven't gotten my dick wet in over a year.
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I believe
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>>683599103
UNDERAGE FAG
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>>683599389
>>683599759
Le ebin buzzword

Retard.
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>>683594457
Plox
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>>683594457
Rolling trips lands me a threesome?
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>>683604118
Don't be a snitching faggot
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postin
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okay
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Ok roll
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>>683594457
doesn't hurt to give it a shot
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i have nothing to lose
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>>683600346
ooh yes please
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I've got nothing to lose
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On a wednesday? Why not
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Posting
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doubtful
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whats the worst thing that could happen
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make to happen cappen
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>>683594457
please god
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>>683600346
Settle down princess
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Never drop the hope
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GET
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k
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>>683594457
I only wish
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>>683594457
Can't risk it.
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i bet
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No I won't.....
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Op you better not be lying
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might as well try
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That would be pretty nifty
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Please give me the succ
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>>683594457
>>683594457
okay fam
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hope so
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Shut up you cunt
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Challenge accepted
>sending a text to Roxane
>I don't have her number yet
>shit
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>>683604356
Lol I jump at the chance to get a faggot banned. Eat shit, kid
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>>683605015
Nice meme, faggot
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>>683594457
Ayylmao
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ye boyzzzz
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Dubs confirm
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Itt: virgins
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pls
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Baited
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cmon
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meh
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>>683594457
Cool.
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Seems legit
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Psst, yeah OK captain.
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Ok
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Post
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k
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>>683594457
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Post
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:'(
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anus
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>>683594457
I doubt I'll get laid I only broke up with my girlfriend last week and I'm not really ready to go on the hunt even for a one night stand.
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>>683594457
Worth a try
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>>683594457
I feel it will be rape
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Sex
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ty op
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i mean i got laid yesterday and probably will today
but sure
check my digits
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>>683609709
shitsorry i meant these
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>>683594457

ez sex
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Please be real
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k
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>>683594457
make it happen!!
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Ayyyy
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>>683594457
Ok
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pls
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Doubt it.
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>>683594457
for the love of kek
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Here's hoping
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why the fuck not
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This better be for real.
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>>683594457

>>683594509
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For teh lulz
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>>683594457
pls
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>>683594457
im off tomorrow could happen... won't though..
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If only
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>>683594457

HEY ANON ALL CAPS GUY HERE JUST HAD TO JUMP IN AND SAY IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU GET LAID TOMORROW WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE A COOL GUY THAT DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING, YOU PACK A PUNCH MEANER THAN MIKE TYSON AND YOU GOT MORE COOL THAN BILL CLINTON IN HIS WHITE HOUSE DAYS, SO BRO JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE A KICKASS GUY, AND GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT A GREAT DAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MAN!
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>>683594457
yeah right.
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>>683594457

probably
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Laid??
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>>683594457
I wish
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yeeeaaaa
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OP better deliver or I'll go to his house and rape him
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>>683594457
i wouldn't mind
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why not today?
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OP better deliver
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