Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important:fucking captcha tho
>>683593231
>>683593231
kagami claimed
>>683593231
Claimed.
>>683593233
Bored.
>>683593231
>>683593298
is this happening???
still here
Peridot Claimed!
>>683593231
Claiming the smoothest motherfucker
Akiko claimed
Well I fixed the infinite jumping bug
Now for those invisible explosions
>>683593335
Momma seaport let me dock~
>>683593347
Fine for me.
>>683593366
Nice werk.
honestly fuck captcha with a passion. typed out my rules and then it's like ayy lmao sorry you did em wrong
ok, lurking and studying now
goodbye friends
>>683593425
Same spot as always.
>>683593335
>>683593340
The two breast goddesses in one thread.
>>683593448
>>683593231
>>683593298
>>683593347
Oh come on, everyone has one of these except me
FUCK IT I'm just gonna make my own
>>683593431
>tfw werk actually means work in dutch
Kotori claimed
>>683593431
so about that ceremony....when is it happening lol
sachi claim
>>683593530
I'd consider Cowbro's waifu as a breast goddess too, but hey, that's just preference.
>>683593231
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here
>>683592744
Tch.
System, is there any way for me to suppress feelings and sensations?
>NO
Seriously? You put a hyper-drive switch down there, but you don't have a switch to turn it off from outside?
>THAT IS CORRECT
BUT WHY?!
>I DON'T KNOW.
*Sigh*...
Okay, I can do this. I just need time...
Time, and a really long object.
>>683593461
Oh yes. <3
Love you momma~
>>683593559
Just auto-trace one and you're good to go.
>>683593586
I think its better to do it at night, but we can start doing the preparations now.
It's time~
>>683593586
Also, doing good. How about you Kagami?
Did somebody say [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
No...?
Guess nobody is getting ice cream today.
>>683593907
[Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]
>>683593790
okay!!! ill clean up a little, and find some more mushrooms!!!
>night is a good time for ceremonies!!
Ribbit ribbit
>>683593907
ice cream? where
>>683593907
The N.E.O unit.
You know, I think you need to tone down on the ice-cream. Seriously, you've already emptied out our four-month supply.
>>683594157
Frogger's back
>>683593680
Sure, but any more then three and the title will lose its luster.
>>683593715
I'll grab the camera~ I wouldn't want to miss this, for scientific purposes I assure you~ if you'll just say those magic words I'd be more then happy to assist you once more.
>>683593907
It's that ice cream woman again..
>>683594304
Three is fair, then.
>>683593530
I would say there's more than two.
>Hi Juri
Going to cook then study so mostly afk.
>>683594073
Clean it up good, everything needs to be perfect, but we should hire maids, barmans and butlers just for the day.
>>683594157
>can't wake up
>>683593907
Fake neo
>>683593983
So I said, that's not your waifu, that's my [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy].
Want some ice cream?
>>683594227
The ice cream can be found by following your heart. Believe in yourself. That's the place to start.
>>683594231
I... I have an issue. Stop victim blaming me. I can't help it. I've been medically diagnosed ICD. I... I also sleep walk and eat ice cream during the night.
>>683594304
Aye, it's be me. It's the sadistic grappling and kicking lady again. Killed anybody recently?
>>683594605
what is neo I am Neapolitan the iced cream.
>>683594304
Rightio then. I'm fairly sure I can reach in without any help. Just gotta do it quickly...
Aha! A screwdriver! Now I just reassemble a couple things here, and... use this.
>WARNING!
>SENSITIVITY AT 5000%
>FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED
YIIIIIII!
>>683594231
Hiya there~
>>683594584
Have fun with the studying dear, Ill be around if you wanna keep chatting.
>save me
Spaghetti code
>>683594922
Still fake
Best type moon claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7o-T-CFZq4
>>683595312
Just like that thumbnail.
>>683595309
Are you coding eplosions as minions?
>>683595051
>have fun studying
That is just... not possible.
>>683594438
>Hello Galko
I'd say three at maximum.
>You
>Cow
>Seaport
>>683594922
A few rogue S.I.N(no, this isn't a part of H.A.N.A.K.O's mecha girl thing)agents I had to put down, but other then that it's been incredibly boring. Nobody strong enough that's worth fighting, there's no fun in beating down weaklings.
>>683594988
Aha~ here, take this longer screwdriver instead! My sweet little H.A.N.A.K.O, discovering herself for the first time, how beautiful~
>Fuck, I had left the lens cap on
>Why use a camera when I have photographic memory instead~
>>683594922
Hello you, I came back last night and spoke to the asuka anon and now I see you around.
So whats up
I've got a plan going to try that helium method where you put on a mask and breath it and you just fall asleep. Sounds easy yeah?
>>683595312
>>683594605
how do you know?
Good morning everyone. I am awake against my will.
>>683595668
Probably filenames
>Mugi
>>683595539
Anything can be fun.
Just listen to music while you do so or something.
Or talk to me >_>
>>683594922
ok will do
>>683595128
meme
>>683595668
he knows because he drunk bleach
>>683595801
about time someone acknowledges me :^)
I should probably get off of 4chan lmao
>Mugi
>>683595312
am real honest am not lewd honest
>>683595604
Don't worry, love. I've heard of S.I.N whilst looking into SF background and stuff.
>Nobody strong enough
Well, we still need to spar at some point. I hope I don't (shatter) your expectations of me.
>>683595633
Glad to see you're still with us. It's like I said last night, my man, try and find yourself a waifu and hang around here more. We're more than willing to talk to you and spend time with ya.
>>683595668
am real nea he know nothing.
>>683595801
Good on ya. If you slip and end up in some a sex dungeon whilst looking for the ice cream I promise it has nothing to do with me.
>>683595539
No, I was coding an invisible negative Explosionforce that would hurl you towards wherever your grapple collided
Seems to me thats the best way to do it but if you got a better idea I'm listening.
I'm on mobile now, moving to my place from uni
>>683595604
I appreciate my inclusion.
>What about Atago?
>>683596149
>am real nea he know nothing.
hmmmm
Do you remember the flavour of ice cream I asked you for?
>>683595746
same filenames doe
>>683595801
nice
>>683596342
Spare me great Karen
>>683596342
H-Hi, am real Nea.
>>683596446
>master
>that gif
>
>>683596149
It's always refreshing to see a girl who knows her stuff.
>We still need to spar at some point.
Mmm, I'd like that~ you might be one of the few here who can put up a good fight, not to mention that you're in good shape for someone so into dairy.
>>683596322
I've only spoken to Atago once in the 2+ months I've been here. It just feels like you three have the biggest tiddies.
>>683595604
RIGHT! SCREWDRIVERS!
C'mon, reach dammit...
Hmm... maybe if I use bo-
HIIII!~
Ha... ha... alright. Progress
>WARNING
>NEURAL DRIVES SCRAMBLED
>LOSS OF MOTOR CONTROL IMMINENT
>>683596672
well time for me to leave for the 3rd and final time
RIP
>Mugi
>>683596028
:^)
>>683596149
what, will i at least get the ice cream?
>>683596718
Fucking rp trash
>>683596810
Kek
>>683596672
It's l-lewd
>>683596757
MOAR
>>683596864
>>683596446
>Welcome back, Master!
are you a troll or does someone actually like me
>>683596569
picture checks out
>>683596718
>bo-
>HIIII!~
DAT BOIIIIIIIII
>>683596729
bye moogs
>>683596915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w
>H
>>683596149
Thats just what a fake would say
>>683596683
I guess that makes sense. How are you doing?
>>683596729
Get to work Mugi.
>>683596718
Oh, you hear that love? Even your systems diagnostics are saying you won't be able to hold out much longer if you keep that up~ No motor control means I MUST offer my.. assistance. Although I will admit watching you squirm like this is quite interesting and incredibly helpful for my scientific research, I promise~
>>683596683
Well, regular exercise before and after work helps out a lot. Being a sidekick for years to somebody who couldn't fight meant that I had to pick up his slack a lot of the time.
Now that he's gone I have to spar a lot with anybody I can find. Most of them can't take on kick before they're down. It's even more pathetic when I actually use a weapon.
>>683596801
If you're a good gi--
Yes. Uh, yes. There'll be ice cream in the pit. I assume, anyway. Has nothing to do with me.
>>683596970
see am real Nea.
>>683597164
am not lewd am real promise.
>>683597331
Stop your shitty fucking rp
>>683597393
As i said.
A fake
>>683597484
Kill yourself.
>>683597249
I am doing okay, enjoying my second day off at home right now. I'm going to re-organize all of my statue/collectors edition displays today, some stuff is just in a really bad spot. Might beat some ass on SFV ranked afterwards, how about you? Aren't you at working or something?
>>683596970
A-am I not allowed to l-like you?
>>683597558
You're allowed to kill yourself.
>>683597331
Hey, I can't stop moving my arms!
>WARNING!
>MOTOR CONTROL LOST
Oh DEEHHOHOMYGODHELPITSTOOMUCHOHHO!
Still the best waifu is Lilly.
>>683597659
God you fucking faggot how can your parents stand to even look at you
>>683597558
never had an admirer before
who are you?
>>683598264
Dont fucking lie you had a few you rancid cunt
>>683597557
That's good. I'm alright, work is really slow.
>>683598464
Galko is a human cow and you should be ashamed
>>683597393
I'm glad to see you maintain your figure so well. I know how you feel.. I served under a few pathetic fools who thought they had power and strength, and who thought they could use me.. but, look who's still around in the end, mmm?
I am looking forward to the day we can fight.
>>683597659
Ahaha~ how could any unit be this cute? Such an unrefined technique simply won't do, and your body is quite vulnerable in this state.
Here, allow me to show you how it's done. But first, I had better muffle your screams in advance with my hand, wouldn't want you waking up my other patients, would we?
>Commencing unit H.A.N.A.K.O sense to touch calibration
>Begin: Stimulation and tension release technique #556 in 3..2..1..
>
>Flip
>>683598464
Glad to hear it. If it's not Friday afternoon or Sunday morning, I find myself shitposting here quite often even while on shift. Running a warehouse is pretty chill when you keep everything clean and smooth operating.
>>683598530
This guy gets it.
>>683598092
Honk honk?
>>683598645
I fucking hate you.
Look mom, im trying to offend people on the internet
>>683598777
Trips confirms
>>683598823
Well that's not a nice thing to do :(
Would you rather fuck 10 lolis or 1 giantress?
>>683598530
>>683598763
Pretty rude, honestly.
>>683598645
That's cool. I thought running a warehouse would be busier.
>>683598777
i'm playing town of salem.
i didn't post anything else than the song
>>683599176
Shut the fuck up you cow. You don't get an opinion.
>>683599300
This guy gets it.
>>683598264
Oh Mistress~
My precious darling waifu.
>>683599383
This anon right here.
This fucking anon.
He has great taste.
>>683598645
Ha... ha... not this agAIN!~
Get your hand off my mou-mff! MFF!!
>SENSORY INPUTS OVERLOADED
>WARNING!
>CORE PROCESSOR TEMPERATURE REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS
>EMERGENCY FLOODING IMMINENT
>>683599463
Delicious flat chest
Come to daddy
>>683598645
Mmm, both of my previous employers are either dead or incapacitated. Useless people. Their need to gloat made me pass up the opportunity to kill somebody who had been getting in our way for a while. That's the last time I take orders from somebody who can't even fight.
And yes,. about the fight. I wouldn't mind placing a bet on it. Winner gets something. Of course, I wouldn't be trying my hardest, it'd be a shame if either of us were to overdo it...
>>683597484
My name is Neo.
>>683599463
How old is she? 10?
>>683598264
Me? I am absolutely not Kotori.. Not at all
>>683599300
>>683599383
>>683599485
>he's resorted to samefagging
>>683599443
just in case you aren't the guy that posted the overwatch pic
no I don't rp, sorry
>>683599649
well heyo absolutely not kotori
I didn't see you post before
>>683599546
*Fake Neo
>>683599830
>>683599830
Wasn't trying to rp
And what overwatch pic are you even talking about
Niggas cant say hello to the bringer of (You)'s anymore???
>>683599830
I joined in yesterday, having a sweet time so far o/
>>683600069
>>683597393
ok good
>>683599932
Fake Syndra*
Skeletor claimed fags
>>683600441
NYEEEEH
>>683600441
Now there's a REAL husbando
>>683600291
This much effort to argue with a shitposter when im not even samefagging.
>>683600417
I never said i was the real one
>>683600591
Those balls look like assholes
>>683600224
>>683596244
this one desu
>>683600506
>>683600441
probably takes beastman up his ass tho
>>683600272
welcome then, sorry cant hold up a conversation too well I'm studying atm
I'll get to know you better next time though
Bye for now.
>>683600913
but wait still
>just in case you aren't the guy that posted the overwatch pic
I didnt post it
But why would that matter
Karen y u hurt my brian like this
>>683599176
It can be at times, and it gets more productive as holiday season draws near. Most of the time it's like coming in to my second home.
>>683599522
Fufufu~ hush now, dear. Just one.. more.. push~!
>Flip
Oh my, you're still running so hot even after those adjustments we made? It looks like you'll be coming back quite a bit~ Now now, no fussing or squirming.
>Go ahead, let it all out~
I'll be sure to keep an eye on your fluid gauges, so don't worry~
>>683599546
Heh, surprising you didn't kill them sooner. Those who can not even defend themselves have NO right to tell others what to do.
>A bet
Heheheh.. I like the sound of that~ I wonder what that something will be.
>Wouldn't be trying my hardest
I won't activate my Feng Shui Engine on you, that good enough for holding back?
>>683600959
Bye Galko.
>>683601067
Oh okay it makes sense now
Sorry Karen :(
>>683600506
You fucking what mate
I'm back.
I hope you haven't forgotten the drill, /waifu/..
Dubs and you hand over your finest waifu so I can eat her ass.
No cat
>>683601470
cunt
>>683601470
Kek
>claiming yume
>>683601409
Dude you need trips to steal a specific waifu, you can't get the best ass with dubs.
>>683601437
>>683601481
Having both these up at once looks cool. Its an endless kitty cycle.
claimed
>>683601764
>slow clap
>>683601898
>shitpost
>>683601651
>>683601651
this faggot stain
>>683599546
thats a cute neo pic
>>683601958
>not my waifu
>not even a gif
fucking faggot try again
>>683602115
>>683602115
It was just a leg offering for you
So rood :(
>>683601409
it was trips you senile old fuck
>>683601470
faggot
>>683601437
>>683601481
better luck next time, anon.
>>683601067
dude I don't even know a brian
so who might you be?
>>683600959
bye galko
>>683602201
>still no gif
do you even try faggot?
>>683601216
>you didn't kill them sooner.
The big boss, she was scary. She had some pretty crazy plans. Although my last boss... They paid well and and he was... He was an alright guy. I sorta miss him. Got eaten by a giant bird, or so I've been told.
>I wonder what that something will be.
I'll make my mind up when I've won.
>I won't activate my Feng Shui Engine on you
Sounds painful. I've never seen you fight. If you don't use your Fengy thing, I won't shatter myself before every attack. Is that fair?
>>683602115
Kill yourself.
>you're a qt too.
>>683602201
I think I'll call you Foot-kun.
>>683602226
I always went by dubs..
But fine. Trips then
>offers legs to yume
>berated and belittled
>life is not worth living
>>683602370
I wanna die
>>683602370
Such a boring read.
>>683602473
Youre not one of the cool kids yet
None of you faggots will ever lose your virginity
Y-Yume this ones a gif
Please accept my leg offering
>>683602692
yes thats some nice legs
but there could be a better gif for legs this is to much butt-focused
>>683602640
There are plenty of fags and even a hetero fag who claim to have lost theirs so chances are you're wrong
Kirby claimed!
Jokes on you I got my dick inside of a girl once because she felt bad because my dick is tiny.
She avoided me ever since that night but ill have you know i lasted 45 whole seconds.
>>683602361
>Eaten by a bird
Pathetic way to die, serves him right for being so stupid.
>When I've won
Ooh, I love it when they're confident~
>It's a godmode activation
>You know, when the eye starts to glow?
I've never seen you fight either, which should make things interesting. We both don't know what will happen.
>>683602996
You go Kirby!
>>683603068
My true love
Agreed
>>683603111
we got trips! ^_^
Yume is the biggest faggot in this thread and the cringiest.
Kill yourself, you balkanic shit.
>>683603275
PIZZA IS NOT PIE YOU DUMB CAPTCHA
>>683602304
legs for the leg god
Let me see if I have a gif
>>683602949
Better?
*slurp*
claiming power girl.
step off niggas
>>683603322
>checked
seems to be true
>>683603393
yes more!
>>683603433
>checked
yes atleast 5/7 - aqua bonus so you end up somwhere else
/a/ is such a cancerous board, Madoka threads there are all about how would sex between the characters be.
>>683603340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfOir5Hrvt8
>>683603535
So cuuuute~
>>683603725
your waifu is cute too! <3
Kiriha claimed <3
>>683603858
Awooo, you're the first one to tell me that <3
>>683603067
>serves him right for being so stupid.
Well that's what you get for monologuing and not killing somebody when your bodyguard is gone.
>I've never seen you fight either
Well, I did not Yang out with five kicks, a few hits with the umbrella, and a throw. Surprised, actually, that girl was supposed to get stronger with the more damage that she takes. I'm pretty sure I broke Ruby's back, too. Well, it should have broken her back. Something about Silver eyes makes her stronger.
>Ooh, I love it when they're confident~
Sure you don't want to skip the fight and let me have my reward now?
>>683603703
hey dude fuck you
don't insult my place.
>>683603322
^^
>>683603978
Hang in there, later waifus, it's breakfast time
>>683603978
Breaking lurk
While at wurk
Yes you have a qt 3.14 waifu.
Welp, I'm out
Fuck you yume i hope you die when youu work
>>683604092
^^
you should kys as well
>>683604720
Working on it
>>683604819
good good keep me up on the progress
