Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important:fucking captcha tho
Well I fixed the infinite jumping bug
Now for those invisible explosions
honestly fuck captcha with a passion. typed out my rules and then it's like ayy lmao sorry you did em wrong
ok, lurking and studying now
Same spot as always.
The two breast goddesses in one thread.
Oh come on, everyone has one of these except me
FUCK IT I'm just gonna make my own
>tfw werk actually means work in dutch
so about that ceremony....when is it happening lol
I'd consider Cowbro's waifu as a breast goddess too, but hey, that's just preference.
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here
System, is there any way for me to suppress feelings and sensations?
Seriously? You put a hyper-drive switch down there, but you don't have a switch to turn it off from outside?
>THAT IS CORRECT
>I DON'T KNOW.
Okay, I can do this. I just need time...
Time, and a really long object.
Just auto-trace one and you're good to go.
I think its better to do it at night, but we can start doing the preparations now.
Also, doing good. How about you Kagami?
Did somebody say [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Guess nobody is getting ice cream today.
[Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]
okay!!! ill clean up a little, and find some more mushrooms!!!
>night is a good time for ceremonies!!
The N.E.O unit.
You know, I think you need to tone down on the ice-cream. Seriously, you've already emptied out our four-month supply.
Sure, but any more then three and the title will lose its luster.
I'll grab the camera~ I wouldn't want to miss this, for scientific purposes I assure you~ if you'll just say those magic words I'd be more then happy to assist you once more.
It's that ice cream woman again..
Three is fair, then.
I would say there's more than two.
Going to cook then study so mostly afk.
Clean it up good, everything needs to be perfect, but we should hire maids, barmans and butlers just for the day.
>can't wake up
So I said, that's not your waifu, that's my [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy].
Want some ice cream?
The ice cream can be found by following your heart. Believe in yourself. That's the place to start.
I... I have an issue. Stop victim blaming me. I can't help it. I've been medically diagnosed ICD. I... I also sleep walk and eat ice cream during the night.
Aye, it's be me. It's the sadistic grappling and kicking lady again. Killed anybody recently?
what is neo I am Neapolitan the iced cream.
Rightio then. I'm fairly sure I can reach in without any help. Just gotta do it quickly...
Aha! A screwdriver! Now I just reassemble a couple things here, and... use this.
>SENSITIVITY AT 5000%
>FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED
Have fun with the studying dear, Ill be around if you wanna keep chatting.
Just like that thumbnail.
Are you coding eplosions as minions?
>have fun studying
That is just... not possible.
I'd say three at maximum.
A few rogue S.I.N(no, this isn't a part of H.A.N.A.K.O's mecha girl thing)agents I had to put down, but other then that it's been incredibly boring. Nobody strong enough that's worth fighting, there's no fun in beating down weaklings.
Aha~ here, take this longer screwdriver instead! My sweet little H.A.N.A.K.O, discovering herself for the first time, how beautiful~
>Fuck, I had left the lens cap on
>Why use a camera when I have photographic memory instead~
Hello you, I came back last night and spoke to the asuka anon and now I see you around.
So whats up
I've got a plan going to try that helium method where you put on a mask and breath it and you just fall asleep. Sounds easy yeah?
Anything can be fun.
Just listen to music while you do so or something.
Or talk to me >_>
ok will do
he knows because he drunk bleach
am real honest am not lewd honest
Don't worry, love. I've heard of S.I.N whilst looking into SF background and stuff.
>Nobody strong enough
Well, we still need to spar at some point. I hope I don't (shatter) your expectations of me.
Glad to see you're still with us. It's like I said last night, my man, try and find yourself a waifu and hang around here more. We're more than willing to talk to you and spend time with ya.
am real nea he know nothing.
Good on ya. If you slip and end up in some a sex dungeon whilst looking for the ice cream I promise it has nothing to do with me.
No, I was coding an invisible negative Explosionforce that would hurl you towards wherever your grapple collided
Seems to me thats the best way to do it but if you got a better idea I'm listening.
I'm on mobile now, moving to my place from uni
I appreciate my inclusion.
>What about Atago?
>am real nea he know nothing.
Do you remember the flavour of ice cream I asked you for?
same filenames doe
It's always refreshing to see a girl who knows her stuff.
>We still need to spar at some point.
Mmm, I'd like that~ you might be one of the few here who can put up a good fight, not to mention that you're in good shape for someone so into dairy.
I've only spoken to Atago once in the 2+ months I've been here. It just feels like you three have the biggest tiddies.
C'mon, reach dammit...
Hmm... maybe if I use bo-
Ha... ha... alright. Progress
>NEURAL DRIVES SCRAMBLED
>LOSS OF MOTOR CONTROL IMMINENT
what, will i at least get the ice cream?
>Welcome back, Master!
are you a troll or does someone actually like me
picture checks out
I guess that makes sense. How are you doing?
Get to work Mugi.
Oh, you hear that love? Even your systems diagnostics are saying you won't be able to hold out much longer if you keep that up~ No motor control means I MUST offer my.. assistance. Although I will admit watching you squirm like this is quite interesting and incredibly helpful for my scientific research, I promise~
Well, regular exercise before and after work helps out a lot. Being a sidekick for years to somebody who couldn't fight meant that I had to pick up his slack a lot of the time.
Now that he's gone I have to spar a lot with anybody I can find. Most of them can't take on kick before they're down. It's even more pathetic when I actually use a weapon.
If you're a good gi--
Yes. Uh, yes. There'll be ice cream in the pit. I assume, anyway. Has nothing to do with me.
see am real Nea.
am not lewd am real promise.
I am doing okay, enjoying my second day off at home right now. I'm going to re-organize all of my statue/collectors edition displays today, some stuff is just in a really bad spot. Might beat some ass on SFV ranked afterwards, how about you? Aren't you at working or something?
Hey, I can't stop moving my arms!
>MOTOR CONTROL LOST
never had an admirer before
who are you?
That's good. I'm alright, work is really slow.
I'm glad to see you maintain your figure so well. I know how you feel.. I served under a few pathetic fools who thought they had power and strength, and who thought they could use me.. but, look who's still around in the end, mmm?
I am looking forward to the day we can fight.
Ahaha~ how could any unit be this cute? Such an unrefined technique simply won't do, and your body is quite vulnerable in this state.
Here, allow me to show you how it's done. But first, I had better muffle your screams in advance with my hand, wouldn't want you waking up my other patients, would we?
>Commencing unit H.A.N.A.K.O sense to touch calibration
>Begin: Stimulation and tension release technique #556 in 3..2..1..
Glad to hear it. If it's not Friday afternoon or Sunday morning, I find myself shitposting here quite often even while on shift. Running a warehouse is pretty chill when you keep everything clean and smooth operating.
Pretty rude, honestly.
That's cool. I thought running a warehouse would be busier.
i'm playing town of salem.
i didn't post anything else than the song
Ha... ha... not this agAIN!~
Get your hand off my mou-mff! MFF!!
>SENSORY INPUTS OVERLOADED
>CORE PROCESSOR TEMPERATURE REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS
>EMERGENCY FLOODING IMMINENT
Mmm, both of my previous employers are either dead or incapacitated. Useless people. Their need to gloat made me pass up the opportunity to kill somebody who had been getting in our way for a while. That's the last time I take orders from somebody who can't even fight.
And yes,. about the fight. I wouldn't mind placing a bet on it. Winner gets something. Of course, I wouldn't be trying my hardest, it'd be a shame if either of us were to overdo it...
My name is Neo.
>he's resorted to samefagging
just in case you aren't the guy that posted the overwatch pic
no I don't rp, sorry
well heyo absolutely not kotori
I didn't see you post before
I joined in yesterday, having a sweet time so far o/
this one desu
probably takes beastman up his ass tho
welcome then, sorry cant hold up a conversation too well I'm studying atm
I'll get to know you better next time though
It can be at times, and it gets more productive as holiday season draws near. Most of the time it's like coming in to my second home.
Fufufu~ hush now, dear. Just one.. more.. push~!
Oh my, you're still running so hot even after those adjustments we made? It looks like you'll be coming back quite a bit~ Now now, no fussing or squirming.
>Go ahead, let it all out~
I'll be sure to keep an eye on your fluid gauges, so don't worry~
Heh, surprising you didn't kill them sooner. Those who can not even defend themselves have NO right to tell others what to do.
Heheheh.. I like the sound of that~ I wonder what that something will be.
>Wouldn't be trying my hardest
I won't activate my Feng Shui Engine on you, that good enough for holding back?
I hope you haven't forgotten the drill, /waifu/..
Dubs and you hand over your finest waifu so I can eat her ass.
thats a cute neo pic
>not my waifu
>not even a gif
fucking faggot try again
it was trips you senile old fuck
better luck next time, anon.
dude I don't even know a brian
so who might you be?
>you didn't kill them sooner.
The big boss, she was scary. She had some pretty crazy plans. Although my last boss... They paid well and and he was... He was an alright guy. I sorta miss him. Got eaten by a giant bird, or so I've been told.
>I wonder what that something will be.
I'll make my mind up when I've won.
>I won't activate my Feng Shui Engine on you
Sounds painful. I've never seen you fight. If you don't use your Fengy thing, I won't shatter myself before every attack. Is that fair?
>you're a qt too.
I think I'll call you Foot-kun.
I always went by dubs..
But fine. Trips then
yes thats some nice legs
but there could be a better gif for legs this is to much butt-focused
>Eaten by a bird
Pathetic way to die, serves him right for being so stupid.
>When I've won
Ooh, I love it when they're confident~
>It's a godmode activation
>You know, when the eye starts to glow?
I've never seen you fight either, which should make things interesting. We both don't know what will happen.
Yume is the biggest faggot in this thread and the cringiest.
Kill yourself, you balkanic shit.
legs for the leg god
Let me see if I have a gif
claiming power girl.
step off niggas
seems to be true
yes atleast 5/7 - aqua bonus so you end up somwhere else
/a/ is such a cancerous board, Madoka threads there are all about how would sex between the characters be.
Awooo, you're the first one to tell me that <3
>serves him right for being so stupid.
Well that's what you get for monologuing and not killing somebody when your bodyguard is gone.
>I've never seen you fight either
Well, I did not Yang out with five kicks, a few hits with the umbrella, and a throw. Surprised, actually, that girl was supposed to get stronger with the more damage that she takes. I'm pretty sure I broke Ruby's back, too. Well, it should have broken her back. Something about Silver eyes makes her stronger.
>Ooh, I love it when they're confident~
Sure you don't want to skip the fight and let me have my reward now?
Hang in there, later waifus, it's breakfast time
While at wurk
Yes you have a qt 3.14 waifu.