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Innie vs outie thread. Innes win every time. Prove me wrong.

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Innie vs outie thread.

Innes win every time. Prove me wrong.
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>>683589570
innies for sure
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Agreed
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if some hot girl spreads her legs and she has some roast beef, i doubt any of you will be complaining. youd lap that shit up like a dog.
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>>683589570
agreed innie is best pussy
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>>683589570
Fucking retarded thread started by a beta basement dwelling virgin.
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>>683589857
Not even close. Legs get closed and t goes in the ass or I leave. Shits a serious turn off.
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>>683589857
Would be completely flaccid and angrily disappointed
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>>683589570
this is what an innie looks like after squirting out a babby or two
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Best pussy
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>>683589570
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>>683589857
Any girl above like a 7 your damn right I would be.
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Roasssst Beeeeeeef
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>>683590024
Youd rather fuck some shitty asshole than a vagina if theres some piss flaps?
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>>683589570
OP you're gay as fuck, pussy is pussy, not that
you've ever seen one in real life.
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>>683590041
NO.
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>>683590264
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>>683589570

Innies = closet pedophiles
also
Shaven = closet pedophiles

prove me wrong

>protip: you can't
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>>683589570
ITT:
Virgins try to say they wouldn't fuck an outie because it "looks like roast beef".
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>>683590024
so what you're saying is a vagina would turn you off and you'd rather fuck an asshole? faggot
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>>683590437
I can't but all the 'normies' will try to claim otherwise. The same as they say they don't look at girls under the age of 18. Liars every damned one of them.
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>>683590479
>ITT:
>Homos try to say they wouldn't fuck an outie because it "looks like roast beef".

FTFY
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>>683590437
>protip i dont want to.
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innie of corse
oc
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this is probably the most active thread right now. arguing about the shape of vaginas
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>>683590587

fucking normies
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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>>683590437
He's right yknow
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>>683589809
PEDO
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>>683589857

OP here.

I won't lie, I would go ham on those beef curtains as long as that shit don't look like a jewish nose front collision.

But Innies are prefeered.
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>>683590658
>>683590658
>arguing about the shape of vaginas

Not much to argue about, all vajayjays are disgusting - that is why a prefer teh feminine benis.
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>>683590123
more like this?
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>>683590437
>>683590663

well that means the majority of the world, both male AND female are closet pedophiles. its literally the golden standard. I prefer an unshaven, slightly unkempt bush on a woman, but society says "thats gross! our vaginas should never age passed 10"
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>>683590842
Same as you then liar.
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>>683590880
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>>683590879
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>>683590777

chekt but

MODS! MODS!! MODS!!!
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>>683590437
if dat puss' got a bush I'm like 'nope'
hairy pussy bitch you the type that got herpes
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>>683589570
Both. It's still a pussy
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>>683590264
kek
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>>683591062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIWtyoUdbbs
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>>683590884
>well that means the majority of the world, both male AND female are closet pedophiles.
this is a true statement.
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>>683591002
do you have more with creampie and/or tied up gurls?
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>>683591061
>penthouse
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Pro-tip: It doesn't matter if it's an innie or an outie. What's important is if there is a large labia majora.
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>>683590884
A shaven vag with small labia is desired by most western males. It is seen as a sign of virginity and tightness. It is also seen as a sign of youth. But people constantly deny the youthful aspect. It's so fucking obvious though. Men want girls who have a vag that is like a young girls but because they can't have the real thing they settle for what is legal instead. So many men in are in denial of it. Why do you think there is a fetish for dressing up as schoolgirls? Same thing.
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>>683590437
holy fuck you like bushy AND roast beef? fucking disgusting subhuman
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>>683591191
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Innies are aesthetically more pleasing but idk man. I love feeling outie pussy lips slide up and down the shaft of my dick.
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>>683591247
Moldy roast beef.
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>>683591367
So real
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Much more practical
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>>683590041
that pussy looks like it's screaming for help
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Lol anon you've destroyed me, but I was speaking about the A hole.
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>>683591393
exactly
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>>683590884

Pedophile detected.

Have a seat.
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you hairy outie fags make me sick
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>>683591309
thanks man
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>>683591693
Exactly
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>>683591517
>He doesn't want to fuck a prolapsed anus.
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>>683591870
You've just spoken into my soul, but, the question is....
Is that a fucking horse dildo? Lol.
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>>683591963
awww hell yea.
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>Wanting toddler Vag
>Not wanting woman Vag
P E D O
E
D
O

In all seriousness though I've had both an innie and an outie and they were both the same, infact the outie was a bit tighter.
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>>683591870
What the fuuuck :D
Does her ass recover from that?
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>>683592068
yeaaaa, sure, you've got some pussy on your dick, totally trust you fag.
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>>683590024
oh so macho. and credible.

oh no wait, I meant to say - fuck off you stupid misogynist wanker. Attitude like that it is a ood thing you are still a virgin.
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>>683591870
she should have got her GED and got one of them good ass office jobs
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>>683592117
Liking innie pussies don't make you fucking pedo, it just makes you a guy that like innie vags.
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>>683590437
I can't stand the shaven kind.
Just looks unnatural.
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>>683592117
ITT: idiot
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>>683590036
yeah, but you are always completely flaccid, aren't you? which is always a dissapointment. fortunately, no women are ever dissappointed by your limp dick because they already know enough from one look at your pimply face not to date you.
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>>683591870
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>>683592117
well then... i'm in good company I guess
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>>683592117
You know what? It's 100% retarded to think that rly, thats like saying "Yea dude you don't mind dem hairy pussies? So you like to fuck animals n shit? YOU LIKE SOME MONKEY PUSS HUH?!"
Just retarded.
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>>683589570
>inner vs outie
Well let's take a closer look at that.

The pussy swells with blood when they become aroused. So the outer lips start to become plump and ad that happens the gate keepers stand aside and she opens up to you ready and willing.

Some pussies are naturally outies and some innies.

We are attracted to signs of arousal in the gender we are attracted to. Lipstick(blood flows to women's lips where they're aroused) and this principle is the same for all of cosmetics.

So, to me anyone who isn't attracted to a full, swollen wet pussy isn't turned on by women wanting cock.
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>>683590884
>well that means the majority of the world, both male AND female are closet pedophiles. its literally the golden standard

no it isn't. Very small minority, mostly in the USA, regretably now in other countries because of USA porn influence. Gold standard is natural, hairy, whatever way it looks, adult pussy. the shaven haven fetish has gone mainstream in porn, and has been pushed on women by men brought up on porn, but really, it is a US thing. like circumcision. You guys fetishize sex so much you miss out on all the good bits (like rubbing your nose through lightly scented pubic hair...)
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>>683592604
Proving my point that the majority of men have pedo tendencies. I'd be interested to know if any research has been made into this.
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>>683592604
So you would fuck this?
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>>683591062
Lol. Ignorance piled on ignorance, heaped up with stupidity. Ah, dear child, you are missing out on the better things in life.
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>>683592749
even if that's true, who cares? as long as these man are fine with some adult innie pussy I don't see the problem
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>>683592604
And this?
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Hairy vulva's typically carry more sexually transmitted diseases and organisms like crabs.
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>>683592749
OR THIS?! YOU WOULD PUT YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IN THIS SATAN HOLE?!
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>>683591236
>A shaven vag with small labia is desired by most western males

false. Only by a subset of mostly USA males. It is a pron fetish that was introduced in the 1990's look at any older porn - hairy all the way. Only USA porn fags desire pseudo paedo shaved vag.
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>>683592918
If not you're a pedophile

prove me wrong

protip: you can't
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>>683592823
My point being that everyone is trying to hide the elephant in the room and continue to persecute those who are open about it. Double standards and hypocrisy grind my gears.
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>>683592940
Note the 'western' part. Most of Asia prefers hairy vag.
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>>683592918
I'm representing outies.
You're taking extreme cases of bad vajayjays.
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>>683589570
You can't tell how a pussy feels like by looking at porn all day son
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>>683592964
Prove me that you are not a fag that likes cocks, shit eating, piss drinking and shit like that.
Protip: You can't
A pro protip: I don't have to prove anything
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>>683593063
that's because only the hairy twat enables distinction between kids and adults
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>>683592918
I would gladly put my face there, that's for sure.
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>>683593090
Ofcourse that there are sexy ass outies aswell, I'm just saying that liking innies aswell doesn't make you a fag.
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As someone who has been with both,
yes innies are nicer to look at, but when it comes to having sex, there's no difference at all.
Talking about innies vs outies is among the most shallow things I know, I'm guessing it's mostly guys who haven't had sex who care about it
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>>683589570
I like sticking my dick in both, my fingers in both, my tongue in both
if you don't feel this way, maybe you should try cock instead?
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>>683593224
I would say that it's just mere personal preferences, someone likes outies, someone likes innies, someone likes both, and somebody doesn't like pusses at all.
AMEN
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>>683592994

So much this.

ALL the "innie only" brigade are pedos-in-denial.

I am 100% confident the FBI will monitoring all threads like this.

Enjoy your jailtime pedos!
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whoever chooses women by the look of their pussy is the type of beta that never gets a gf anyway
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>>683593449
And I'm 100% sure that you're a dumbfuck fgt.
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>>683593063
i noted the "western" part, and was making the point that it is only a subset of USA (which is a small subset of 'western') majority USA, Canada, Europe, and Australia (which somehow usually gets lumped in as 'western') want women, with hair, not little girls, or women with pimples, razor burn and stubble and scars from shaving
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innies are totally boring
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>>683590437
Spotted the Neanderthal
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Fuck this thread and fuck you all guys, I'm out, gonna fuck both now, bye.
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>>683593584
srsly?
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>>683593224
It all comes down to wether you fuck em or just look at em. Same with tits. Same with faces.
If it can be sorta safely fucked, I would have to call it go time.

Virgins, on the other hand, easily affords being picky, seeing as how all they do is wank.
Sad but true.
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>>683593155
Tell that to the feds when you fuck that 13yo
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>>683593733
definitely!
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>>683591438
Keep that pussy in 10/10 condition, by not touching it. Like an iPhone in a case
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>>683593449
Truth.
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Moar innies!
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>>683593095
You can get pretty close though
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>>683591802
>stažený soubor
Samovražda pane zmeňte meno
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>>683590437
I like ass and cock.
Does that make me a closet pedophile?
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>>683595811
>Those tit mounds, bra and pink bow in between.
:3
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>>683592893
>being this retarded
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>>683592068
M O A R
O
A
R
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>>683596211
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>>683593477
Nobodies saying that though faggot.
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>>683592767
i would lick it and i would stick it, and i would lick the warm cum out of it too after a gangbang
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>>683589570
I've never actually seen an 'outie' in real life (only porn).

It's a huge turn on to me, probably cause I've only ever had innies.
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>>683589570
You all should just be happy about the small ammount of pussy you will get during your lifetime.
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>>683589570
Most girls have somewhat of an outie but, I think I speak for all us when I say we all prefer an innie.

Well atleast the more heterosexual slice of 4chan..
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>>683596802
Exactly. Why would you want even more of a protruding factor down there?
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when my gfs legs are closed she has a young looking pussy
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>>683597228
and then when shes spreads has a juicy pink pussy
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>>683597228
Gross.
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>>683597312
Bitch looks like she has Hep C
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>>683597422
her pussy looks like mcdonalds chicken selects with a bunch of stubble on them
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>>683589570
I just like pussy. Pussy is pussy,
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>>683590041
whered you get this pic of my whore ex girlfriend
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>>683597228
looks like two chicken nugs getting pressed together
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>>683589570
Innie is okay only for 14 year olds and lazy artists who don't like drawing extra lines.
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innie pussy is best pussy
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>>683590264
I was good with both till this shit. Thanks anon.
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I had a gf once with the best innie pussy ever...till after we fucked like 15-30x...then it started to fucking fall apart. Seriously.
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>>683597568
cool wanna post your girls now?
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>>683597876
lol look whos mad
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best pussy in the world
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>>683593224
To expand on this, you don't even get to look at it from most angles when you're actually in the act anyway, so why does it matter?
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>>683598068
no
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>>683597228
>>683597287
the pussy is awesome, ignore these cucks
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>>683598263
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>>683598068
>>683598263
>>683598301
thread ruined
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>>683598033
stop ruining thread more pussy
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best
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>>683598545
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Man here all my boyfriends agree innie is best we dont want to lick nasty beef flaps.
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Outies, beef curtains, hairy, they're all as gross as they smell. At least shaved innies look good.
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Obviously innie is best pussy but if she got a fat ass and titties it don't matter anyway.
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>>683592068
People who "like" outties are jealous haters and are always the ones calling everyone pedos and screaming mods.
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>>683598301
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>>683598741
This. Fuck. Gross. Innie please
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>>683598741
Did you just say your "boyfriends"?
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>>683599044
I like outies, well the ones that look almost like innies bus when spread are small outies.
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>>683599109
Did you just say "Did you just say your "boyfriends"?"?
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>>683597758
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>>683599339
Yes as in he called them boyfriends instead of just friends or mates, who the fuck calls them "boyfriends"
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>>683599523
>who the fuck calls them "boyfriends"
a faggot
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>>683597568
Her pussy likes a split avocado run over by a truck
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>>683597813
hell souce
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>>683599044
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>>683599839
whitney taylor - hot anal injection
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>>683599226

This is what I mean and are TOP TIER:
>>683589754
>>683590189
>>683592316
>>683598154
>>683599921

Pic very much related
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>>683600425
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>>683589857
Nope, i'd say i don't do that and fuck her in the pussy, only a degenerate would eat someone with roast beef out.

>if
>already has happened many times
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>>683592133
The ass is a muscle that retracts by default. So there's no problem unless you actually damage your muscle.
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>>683592230
fuck that
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>>683590437
you're wrong. you're just mad your fat gf landwhale won't shave her disgusting jungle bush. kek
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A little outie is best... like a flower
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>>683589570
Big lips are amazing.
Nice curvy woman with big tits n lips is my fetish...
Although i wouldnt say no to a cute little innie.
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>>683589570


This guy is a fuckin sandwich artist. I always wondered what those badges meant on the people working at subway, and now I know.
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>>683603459
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TFW my scrawny gf has a fat fucking innie

>Val pics inbound
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>>683604217
1/?
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>>683589570
tbh fam i fucking love being able to lick and suck on big wet pussy flaps. I prefer outie.
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>>683590356
If it's clean. If not just bounce. Why is it so hard for you fucks to believe people have standards. There's billions of vaginas on this planet let me get all twisted up cuz of 1....
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>>683604347
damn son. would bang the shit outof/10
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>>683604347
2/?
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>>683604524
Right?

3/?
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So I'm heading towards forty years old, and have had my fair share of pussy over the years.

Youngest chick I have fucked is 18, and the oldest is 42.

In my experience, innies are very uncommon. Seriously huge beef curtains are also very uncommon.

The vast majority of chicks I've seen naked have lips that come out - just not very far. A couple of centimetres perhaps? And I'm just fine wth this.

I would like the chance to chow down on a total innie at some point, but being married with kids does cramp your style a little bit.
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>>683592117
Wife after 1 kid. sorry we don't all want to fuck a deli cooler explosion.
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>>683604777
Triple 7 fat pussy
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>>683604777
It's glorious!
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>>683589570
Beggars can't be choosers.
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>>683604818
>I would like the chance to chow down on a total innie at some point, but being married with kids does cramp your style a little

It ain't stopping me, nig
4/?
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Why don't you faggots try learning something about the vagina ....... http://largelabiaproject.org/
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>>683604958

I got tons, friendo
5/?
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>>683590024
>>683590036


WEEEWOOOWEEEEWOOOO

VIRGIN WAGON

WEEEWOOOOOO
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>>683605185
6/?
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Innie gf.
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>>683605403
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>>683605031

I wouldn't want to live in a world where I could only see my son on visitation days or some shit. No pussy in the world is worth that.
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>>683605475
7/?
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>>683605774
FUGGGG
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>>683605774
looks like a dolphins mouth..
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>>683605690
You couldn't possibly be any more wrong.
8/?
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Boipucci is best pussy
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>>683605936
>>683605936

You obviously don't know what it's like to have a son...
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>>683605890
Funny you say that.
I post her on /b/ a lot, cause she gets off on it and shit, and one time somebody made this... Lol
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>>683605964
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In
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>>683605671
backends like that are why rimjobs were invented
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So many fucking virgins on this thread. You virgins know that most pussy doesn't look how it does in porn, right?
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>>683591955
hot kinky jo.
there's worse
and i'm ashamed to know
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I'm back just for a moment, one sentence.
FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU WOULD FUCK BOTH LOL.
(If we're not talking about some "extremes")
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>>683606055
Nice dubs, moral fag.
9/?
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>>683606394

how many more? i like this, thanks bro
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>>683605349
Exactly. Fucking virgins don't realize that most pussy has a little bit of flap on it once the blood gets flowin
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>>683589570
Ask Jim Norton.
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>>683592781
Its from a song, retard
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>>683598825
What kinda pussy you been fucking lol
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Girls love when you aren't hung up about that shit. I take my time to play with the folds with my tongue before moving in further. By the time I reach the pussy, she is literally dripping.

Stay mad virgins. More roast beef for me you fags.
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>>683606461
LOTS more...
I've got even more on my PC.

10/?
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Is my gf innie or outie? Sometimes the lips hang out but sometimes its tightly closed in
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>>683606394
>>683606811
But I got a ton on my phone, too.
11/?
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>>683606988
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>>683606988
I'd say she's normal bro. No vagina is permanently an innie. These virgins don't realize that. As long as she doesn't have giant roast beef flaps it's all good.
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>>683607165
Any fingering?
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>>683607097
Whoops...
Sorry
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this is reality, friends

most real girls have that roast beef and them hemmorhoids
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>>683606988
Xenomorph, bro. Also checked
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>>683607287

keep going, any spread?
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>>683607338
Most girls don't have roast beef like that. Would still fuck her though.
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>>683607097
12/?
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innie
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>>683606262
Rimjobs are great
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I prefer outties with a little bit of funk to em.
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>>683607392
Not on my phone...
Sorry.
13/?
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>>683607512
Why do you call her "dude" lol
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Nice innie here:

http://jsfiddle.net/h2b62rft/show/
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>>683607938
I smell cheese
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>>683607932
Because I speak to her the way I speak to anyone else. Who gives a shit?
14/?
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>>683608244
Just wondering, shit man, chill
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>>683608244

fuck yeh titties
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>>683608331
Yeah. Her little titties are pretty perfect, too...
15/?
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>>683604777
>>683606811
>>683608244
>>683608500

Also, I'm gettin some great stats in this bitch...
More of Val's perfect cunt to celebrate
16/?
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>>683608830

any of your dick in that nice cunt?
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>>683608927
Nothing but screen caps on my phone, but I got a bunch of gifs on my PC...

17/?
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>>683609372
Any of her in doggy position?
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Well this is just topical. Story time /b/
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>>683605031
Youre giving up your family for some stupid pussy? Kill yourself.
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>>683590437
you're closet pedophile)
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>>683606394
Wow good job calling him a moral fag and changing the topic! You are so stupid i bet you would give up anything for pussy.
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>>683609581

>Had a friend, lets call her Jane.
>Known Jane since freshman year
>Been very good friends since, but don't talk a whole lot because our lives aren't exactly the same
>I stay in on weekends, she goes out clubbing
>We're still good friends today and we hang out occasionally and we're there for each other when shit gets tough
>Been having some college trouble, not doing well in classes and shit.
>It's really been getting me down, and decide to ring up Jane so I can take my mind off all this shit
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>>683607512
>dude
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>>683609372
Beat I got on my phone.
18/?
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>>683592964
kek'd
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>>683593733
way too unnatural. useless excample
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>>683609926
>Implying that the only way to have a gf when you're married is through adultery

It's 2016, retards. Get out of the basement.
19/?
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>>683610038

>She picks me up after she finishes work and go for a drive, end up getting coffee and drive around
> I tell her about school and shit, and she helps me out, I sorta figure out how to get my shit together
>We change the topic and start talking about other shit
>We've both noticed, but never mentioned it to each other, that we always seem to talk about sex when we're together
>inb4 OP is a basement dweller but has also had sex, fuck off I've had a couple gfs
>Sex talk ensues, and Jane says she's annoyed that her current bf doesn't save her nudes.
>She had shown me her nudes a couple years prior, and they were hot, but she's hit the gym since and looks much hotter than she did in high school
>I tell her to show me them so I know if she's taking good ones or not
>She laughs
>She shows me the nudes, but holds her phone and swipes through each picture from a distance
>They're pretty good, but I want to get a better look at them so I take her phone and start zooming in
>Their much better than what I remember them last looking like
>I swipe over one more picture and she rips the phone out of my hand
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>>683610601
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>>683610374
> to have a gf when you're married
Why did you get married? Why not bang chicks without the marriage part? Don't you ever feel guilt?
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What's it like to die from alcoholic liver failure?

>36 years old, big drinker
>all my bloodwork is high for the liver stuff, haven't cut down on drinking
>dont really care

Is it a painful death?
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>>683610816
Somebody wanna get this retard a dictionary so he can look up polyamory?

20/?
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>>683610654
don't stop
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>>683610654

>I'm confused, wondering if I did anything wrong
>I look at the phone, and its a picture of her bending over exposing her pussy just a little bit
>I ask why she did that
>She says she doesnt want her best friend looking at her vagina
>I laugh and tell her who cares
>She keeps swiping through other normal photos on her phone, I try to defuse the situation until a picture of her bfs dick swipes by
>I ask to see it, curious if I have a bigger dick than him
>She's laughs again and opens the picture
>His dick is about the same length, but maybe a little shorter, cant tell cause of the angle
>I say I might be a bit bigger than that
>Then I realize that Jane has never seen my dick, but I've seen basically everything on her
>She swipes back to the other nudes but makes sure I don't see the one of her pussy
>We start admiring it together, mention that she's made a lot of progress at the gym
>I look at her and ask why she didn't want me to see that picture
>She she says she felt self conscious about it
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>>683611029
You never mentioned that retard.
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>>683611310
moar
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>>683611310

>I ask her whats to be self conscious about
>She says she's never seen another vagina in person, doesn't have anything to compare it to
>Confuses me because I know she watches tons of porn, but don't say anything
>She says she doesn't know if hers is ugly or not
>I start describing all my exes vaginas, some loose, some tight, some innies, some outies
>Jane asks what an innie and outie is
>I explain that shit to her, and she realizes she has an innie
>I ask to see the picture
>She shows me, and I zoom in
>The picture doesn't show much so I tell her I can't really tell
>She says whatever and goes back to the nudes
>We keep talking for the night then drives me back to my place to drop me off
>I say I'm glad I got to see them, it was a great bonding experience (shitty inside joke)
>She says I can't tell anyone, I agree
>Then I tell her, so when am I going to see your tits for real?
>She laughs and immediately says no, I tell her she has to cause I gave her a second opinion on her body
>She thinks about it, and says no again
>I tell her that I'm not getting out of the car until she does
>We lock eyes and she smiles, I smile back and she says fine but only for a sec
>We drive around the block away from street lights and she undoes her bra
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>>683592191
>Muh-sojiny
Go back to tumblr
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Fucking a loose pussy with a 7 inch in length and 5.5 in girth penis is the worst fucking things ever.
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>>683612755
been there, worst thing is the girl kept insisting that she had a tight pussy.

>isn't it really tight?
>yeah sure
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>>683612208

>Her bra is unhooked from the front, but she doesn't take it off
>I'm seeing major side boob and it's turning me on a little
>She says, before I show you anything, you have to show me your dick
>I'm already undoing my belt
>I take my dick out, half chub, and she's like whoa, that is girthier than I thought it would be
>I laugh and tell her I'm not 100% yet
>She keeps looking at it and I tell her to grab it
>She hesitates, goes for it, loosely wraps her fingers around and then backs off
>Must have remembered she has a boyfriend still
>I'm kinda feeling like shit cause he's decent guy and doesn't cause her a lot of trouble
>She finally takes off her bra
>Out come her glorious tits and I take them in
>Slowly getting hard cause public shit and that awkward second base shit gets me going
>I go in to grab one, and she recoils a little
>It's night time and a little cold out, so my hands are cold too
>Instantly feel her nip get hard in my palm
>Her tits feel amazing, fit perfectly in my hand
>Say, this is just like middle school and we both laugh
>I move in closer cause it's dark and wanna get a better look
>She asks me if I've had enough and closes her bra up
>I tell her I have as I'm struggling to put my hard dick in my jeans
>She drives back to my place and we talk on the way there
>She parks in front and we keep talking, mostly about how she's gotten much hotter since she hit the gym
>I'm about to get out and say goodnight but I know I have to keep going
>I tell her that she'll never know if she has an innie or an outie for sure, as i'm about to open the door
>She tells me to wait and puts the car in drive
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>>683613050
its only hot when underage girls ask that
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>>683612755
>>683613050

You guys porn stars? Wtf are you doing on /b/
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>>683613520
I'm not THAT big. I believe I'm pretty average. Except for my girth size.
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>>683590437
Don't worry guys, I found the virgin
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>>683613296
bumping
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bump
>>683613955
chekt
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>>683613296

>We drive to a much more secluded place
>She tells me to take my dick out again
>She holds onto it this time, and her cold hands make me tense up a bit
>I tell her that her hands don't reach around all the way, she laughs and starts stroking it a little
>I look at her and we lock eyes again and she stops
>She slowly pulls down her leggings and shows me her underwear
>I compliment them and she takes those off too
>The leather seats in the car are still a little cold on her ass and she gasps
>She puts her hands over her pussy and awkwardly smiles
>I stay in my seat and wait until she's ready
>She doesnt move her hands so I lean in she kinda moves her hands
>I end up moving her hands for her
>Suddenly I see an innie much like the quality innies that are in this thread
>My dick is standing up and she notices but I keep looking at it, trying to tell if it's an innie or an outie for her sake
>I tell her its one of the best innies Ive ever seen, she laughs again and we kinda just sit there with our junk out
>Fuck it, I tell her to spread her legs and I see her pussy open up a bit
>She is ridiculously wet and blushing like crazy
>I tell her, yep, its an innie and we both start laughing harder
>We kinda have a moment, both realizing this is the culmination of all the sexual tension thats always been between us
>The moment fades and we both put our shit away
>She drives back to my place again, this time in silence
>She tells me I can't tell anyone, I say I wont
>I tell her the same, then I change my mind and tell her to tell all her friends that I got to school with that I have a girthy cock
>She bursts out laughing and says she wont
>We're both sitting there in silence and I pull out my phone to check the time
>It's not even midnight and I wasn't doing anything for the rest of the night
>i ask her what she's doing tonight and she says nothing, I tell her same
>My heart starts pounding, and I ask her if she wants to keep hanging out
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>>683613296
Hurry up with story. I gotta bust one before getting back to work
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>>683591367
This, there's a point where it's too much for my personal taste, but those pretty lips hugging my dick gets me diamonds.
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>>683590437
even pedophile japs prefer a big hairy muff
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>>683589570
Had both, outties have much more to work with.
Gotta love that rare roast beef
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>>683614995
That's too much beef curtains imo
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>>683614388

>She says she doesn't want to stay in her car for the rest of the night
>I laugh and say, well we could go back to your place, or we don't have to hang out, your choice
>She says she's down but that her family is home at her place
>That's when my heart skips a beat
>We've hung out at her place when her family is there, I've slept over a couple times, and I know her family well
>The issue wasnt that her family was there
>She wanted to fuck but her family was stopping us
>I say, well we'll get together again soon cause I hate going long stretches without seeing you
>She says she agrees and she'll text me some time soon to hang out again
>Again she says not to tell anyone and I say I wont
>She starts laughing as I'm about to leave and I ask whats so funny
>She says that tonight was crazy cause we have a long running joke that we never even hug or touch or anything
>I laugh too, and we look at each other
>I pause for a moment, and almost start leaning in for a kiss
>We both knew it was going to happen, but it felt like an eternity for our lips to come together
>before they can, she gets a phone call
>It's her boyfriend
>Fuck
>She says that she finished work and she's leaving a girl friend of hers
>We lock eyes again, knowing she lied
>I wait until they finish the call
>I say, alright text me soon
>She smiles and says she will, and as soon as I'm about to get up, I lean back in a grab her tit again, just in case it never happens again
>She laughs again and pushes me out of the car

So yeah, that was my night last night. I feel kinda shitty because she still has a boyfriend... But I don't think I care. I know what I want, and I think I know what she wants. I'm waiting for her text, and I'm hoping they break up soon so I can be with her to wipe her tears away and then fuck her senseless.
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