Innie vs outie thread.
Innes win every time. Prove me wrong.
this is what an innie looks like after squirting out a babby or two
>Homos try to say they wouldn't fuck an outie because it "looks like roast beef".
this is probably the most active thread right now. arguing about the shape of vaginas
I won't lie, I would go ham on those beef curtains as long as that shit don't look like a jewish nose front collision.
But Innies are prefeered.
well that means the majority of the world, both male AND female are closet pedophiles. its literally the golden standard. I prefer an unshaven, slightly unkempt bush on a woman, but society says "thats gross! our vaginas should never age passed 10"
>well that means the majority of the world, both male AND female are closet pedophiles.
this is a true statement.
A shaven vag with small labia is desired by most western males. It is seen as a sign of virginity and tightness. It is also seen as a sign of youth. But people constantly deny the youthful aspect. It's so fucking obvious though. Men want girls who have a vag that is like a young girls but because they can't have the real thing they settle for what is legal instead. So many men in are in denial of it. Why do you think there is a fetish for dressing up as schoolgirls? Same thing.
>Wanting toddler Vag
>Not wanting woman Vag
P E D O
In all seriousness though I've had both an innie and an outie and they were both the same, infact the outie was a bit tighter.
yeah, but you are always completely flaccid, aren't you? which is always a dissapointment. fortunately, no women are ever dissappointed by your limp dick because they already know enough from one look at your pimply face not to date you.
You know what? It's 100% retarded to think that rly, thats like saying "Yea dude you don't mind dem hairy pussies? So you like to fuck animals n shit? YOU LIKE SOME MONKEY PUSS HUH?!"
>inner vs outie
Well let's take a closer look at that.
The pussy swells with blood when they become aroused. So the outer lips start to become plump and ad that happens the gate keepers stand aside and she opens up to you ready and willing.
Some pussies are naturally outies and some innies.
We are attracted to signs of arousal in the gender we are attracted to. Lipstick(blood flows to women's lips where they're aroused) and this principle is the same for all of cosmetics.
So, to me anyone who isn't attracted to a full, swollen wet pussy isn't turned on by women wanting cock.
>well that means the majority of the world, both male AND female are closet pedophiles. its literally the golden standard
no it isn't. Very small minority, mostly in the USA, regretably now in other countries because of USA porn influence. Gold standard is natural, hairy, whatever way it looks, adult pussy. the shaven haven fetish has gone mainstream in porn, and has been pushed on women by men brought up on porn, but really, it is a US thing. like circumcision. You guys fetishize sex so much you miss out on all the good bits (like rubbing your nose through lightly scented pubic hair...)
So you would fuck this?
OR THIS?! YOU WOULD PUT YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IN THIS SATAN HOLE?!
>A shaven vag with small labia is desired by most western males
false. Only by a subset of mostly USA males. It is a pron fetish that was introduced in the 1990's look at any older porn - hairy all the way. Only USA porn fags desire pseudo paedo shaved vag.
You can't tell how a pussy feels like by looking at porn all day son
As someone who has been with both,
yes innies are nicer to look at, but when it comes to having sex, there's no difference at all.
Talking about innies vs outies is among the most shallow things I know, I'm guessing it's mostly guys who haven't had sex who care about it
So much this.
ALL the "innie only" brigade are pedos-in-denial.
I am 100% confident the FBI will monitoring all threads like this.
Enjoy your jailtime pedos!
i noted the "western" part, and was making the point that it is only a subset of USA (which is a small subset of 'western') majority USA, Canada, Europe, and Australia (which somehow usually gets lumped in as 'western') want women, with hair, not little girls, or women with pimples, razor burn and stubble and scars from shaving
It all comes down to wether you fuck em or just look at em. Same with tits. Same with faces.
If it can be sorta safely fucked, I would have to call it go time.
Virgins, on the other hand, easily affords being picky, seeing as how all they do is wank.
Sad but true.
when my gfs legs are closed she has a young looking pussy
and then when shes spreads has a juicy pink pussy
Innie is okay only for 14 year olds and lazy artists who don't like drawing extra lines.
I like outies, well the ones that look almost like innies bus when spread are small outies.
This is what I mean and are TOP TIER:
Pic very much related
TFW my scrawny gf has a fat fucking innie
>Val pics inbound
If it's clean. If not just bounce. Why is it so hard for you fucks to believe people have standards. There's billions of vaginas on this planet let me get all twisted up cuz of 1....
So I'm heading towards forty years old, and have had my fair share of pussy over the years.
Youngest chick I have fucked is 18, and the oldest is 42.
In my experience, innies are very uncommon. Seriously huge beef curtains are also very uncommon.
The vast majority of chicks I've seen naked have lips that come out - just not very far. A couple of centimetres perhaps? And I'm just fine wth this.
I would like the chance to chow down on a total innie at some point, but being married with kids does cramp your style a little bit.
Wife after 1 kid. sorry we don't all want to fuck a deli cooler explosion.
>I would like the chance to chow down on a total innie at some point, but being married with kids does cramp your style a little
It ain't stopping me, nig
You couldn't possibly be any more wrong.
Funny you say that.
I post her on /b/ a lot, cause she gets off on it and shit, and one time somebody made this... Lol
Girls love when you aren't hung up about that shit. I take my time to play with the folds with my tongue before moving in further. By the time I reach the pussy, she is literally dripping.
Stay mad virgins. More roast beef for me you fags.
I've got even more on my PC.
Is my gf innie or outie? Sometimes the lips hang out but sometimes its tightly closed in
But I got a ton on my phone, too.
this is reality, friends
most real girls have that roast beef and them hemmorhoids
Because I speak to her the way I speak to anyone else. Who gives a shit?
Yeah. Her little titties are pretty perfect, too...
Also, I'm gettin some great stats in this bitch...
More of Val's perfect cunt to celebrate
Nothing but screen caps on my phone, but I got a bunch of gifs on my PC...
>Had a friend, lets call her Jane.
>Known Jane since freshman year
>Been very good friends since, but don't talk a whole lot because our lives aren't exactly the same
>I stay in on weekends, she goes out clubbing
>We're still good friends today and we hang out occasionally and we're there for each other when shit gets tough
>Been having some college trouble, not doing well in classes and shit.
>It's really been getting me down, and decide to ring up Jane so I can take my mind off all this shit
>Implying that the only way to have a gf when you're married is through adultery
It's 2016, retards. Get out of the basement.
>She picks me up after she finishes work and go for a drive, end up getting coffee and drive around
> I tell her about school and shit, and she helps me out, I sorta figure out how to get my shit together
>We change the topic and start talking about other shit
>We've both noticed, but never mentioned it to each other, that we always seem to talk about sex when we're together
>inb4 OP is a basement dweller but has also had sex, fuck off I've had a couple gfs
>Sex talk ensues, and Jane says she's annoyed that her current bf doesn't save her nudes.
>She had shown me her nudes a couple years prior, and they were hot, but she's hit the gym since and looks much hotter than she did in high school
>I tell her to show me them so I know if she's taking good ones or not
>She shows me the nudes, but holds her phone and swipes through each picture from a distance
>They're pretty good, but I want to get a better look at them so I take her phone and start zooming in
>Their much better than what I remember them last looking like
>I swipe over one more picture and she rips the phone out of my hand
What's it like to die from alcoholic liver failure?
>36 years old, big drinker
>all my bloodwork is high for the liver stuff, haven't cut down on drinking
>dont really care
Is it a painful death?
Somebody wanna get this retard a dictionary so he can look up polyamory?
>I'm confused, wondering if I did anything wrong
>I look at the phone, and its a picture of her bending over exposing her pussy just a little bit
>I ask why she did that
>She says she doesnt want her best friend looking at her vagina
>I laugh and tell her who cares
>She keeps swiping through other normal photos on her phone, I try to defuse the situation until a picture of her bfs dick swipes by
>I ask to see it, curious if I have a bigger dick than him
>She's laughs again and opens the picture
>His dick is about the same length, but maybe a little shorter, cant tell cause of the angle
>I say I might be a bit bigger than that
>Then I realize that Jane has never seen my dick, but I've seen basically everything on her
>She swipes back to the other nudes but makes sure I don't see the one of her pussy
>We start admiring it together, mention that she's made a lot of progress at the gym
>I look at her and ask why she didn't want me to see that picture
>She she says she felt self conscious about it
>I ask her whats to be self conscious about
>She says she's never seen another vagina in person, doesn't have anything to compare it to
>Confuses me because I know she watches tons of porn, but don't say anything
>She says she doesn't know if hers is ugly or not
>I start describing all my exes vaginas, some loose, some tight, some innies, some outies
>Jane asks what an innie and outie is
>I explain that shit to her, and she realizes she has an innie
>I ask to see the picture
>She shows me, and I zoom in
>The picture doesn't show much so I tell her I can't really tell
>She says whatever and goes back to the nudes
>We keep talking for the night then drives me back to my place to drop me off
>I say I'm glad I got to see them, it was a great bonding experience (shitty inside joke)
>She says I can't tell anyone, I agree
>Then I tell her, so when am I going to see your tits for real?
>She laughs and immediately says no, I tell her she has to cause I gave her a second opinion on her body
>She thinks about it, and says no again
>I tell her that I'm not getting out of the car until she does
>We lock eyes and she smiles, I smile back and she says fine but only for a sec
>We drive around the block away from street lights and she undoes her bra
>Her bra is unhooked from the front, but she doesn't take it off
>I'm seeing major side boob and it's turning me on a little
>She says, before I show you anything, you have to show me your dick
>I'm already undoing my belt
>I take my dick out, half chub, and she's like whoa, that is girthier than I thought it would be
>I laugh and tell her I'm not 100% yet
>She keeps looking at it and I tell her to grab it
>She hesitates, goes for it, loosely wraps her fingers around and then backs off
>Must have remembered she has a boyfriend still
>I'm kinda feeling like shit cause he's decent guy and doesn't cause her a lot of trouble
>She finally takes off her bra
>Out come her glorious tits and I take them in
>Slowly getting hard cause public shit and that awkward second base shit gets me going
>I go in to grab one, and she recoils a little
>It's night time and a little cold out, so my hands are cold too
>Instantly feel her nip get hard in my palm
>Her tits feel amazing, fit perfectly in my hand
>Say, this is just like middle school and we both laugh
>I move in closer cause it's dark and wanna get a better look
>She asks me if I've had enough and closes her bra up
>I tell her I have as I'm struggling to put my hard dick in my jeans
>She drives back to my place and we talk on the way there
>She parks in front and we keep talking, mostly about how she's gotten much hotter since she hit the gym
>I'm about to get out and say goodnight but I know I have to keep going
>I tell her that she'll never know if she has an innie or an outie for sure, as i'm about to open the door
>She tells me to wait and puts the car in drive
>We drive to a much more secluded place
>She tells me to take my dick out again
>She holds onto it this time, and her cold hands make me tense up a bit
>I tell her that her hands don't reach around all the way, she laughs and starts stroking it a little
>I look at her and we lock eyes again and she stops
>She slowly pulls down her leggings and shows me her underwear
>I compliment them and she takes those off too
>The leather seats in the car are still a little cold on her ass and she gasps
>She puts her hands over her pussy and awkwardly smiles
>I stay in my seat and wait until she's ready
>She doesnt move her hands so I lean in she kinda moves her hands
>I end up moving her hands for her
>Suddenly I see an innie much like the quality innies that are in this thread
>My dick is standing up and she notices but I keep looking at it, trying to tell if it's an innie or an outie for her sake
>I tell her its one of the best innies Ive ever seen, she laughs again and we kinda just sit there with our junk out
>Fuck it, I tell her to spread her legs and I see her pussy open up a bit
>She is ridiculously wet and blushing like crazy
>I tell her, yep, its an innie and we both start laughing harder
>We kinda have a moment, both realizing this is the culmination of all the sexual tension thats always been between us
>The moment fades and we both put our shit away
>She drives back to my place again, this time in silence
>She tells me I can't tell anyone, I say I wont
>I tell her the same, then I change my mind and tell her to tell all her friends that I got to school with that I have a girthy cock
>She bursts out laughing and says she wont
>We're both sitting there in silence and I pull out my phone to check the time
>It's not even midnight and I wasn't doing anything for the rest of the night
>i ask her what she's doing tonight and she says nothing, I tell her same
>My heart starts pounding, and I ask her if she wants to keep hanging out
this is what a perfect pussy looks from behind
>She says she doesn't want to stay in her car for the rest of the night
>I laugh and say, well we could go back to your place, or we don't have to hang out, your choice
>She says she's down but that her family is home at her place
>That's when my heart skips a beat
>We've hung out at her place when her family is there, I've slept over a couple times, and I know her family well
>The issue wasnt that her family was there
>She wanted to fuck but her family was stopping us
>I say, well we'll get together again soon cause I hate going long stretches without seeing you
>She says she agrees and she'll text me some time soon to hang out again
>Again she says not to tell anyone and I say I wont
>She starts laughing as I'm about to leave and I ask whats so funny
>She says that tonight was crazy cause we have a long running joke that we never even hug or touch or anything
>I laugh too, and we look at each other
>I pause for a moment, and almost start leaning in for a kiss
>We both knew it was going to happen, but it felt like an eternity for our lips to come together
>before they can, she gets a phone call
>It's her boyfriend
>She says that she finished work and she's leaving a girl friend of hers
>We lock eyes again, knowing she lied
>I wait until they finish the call
>I say, alright text me soon
>She smiles and says she will, and as soon as I'm about to get up, I lean back in a grab her tit again, just in case it never happens again
>She laughs again and pushes me out of the car
So yeah, that was my night last night. I feel kinda shitty because she still has a boyfriend... But I don't think I care. I know what I want, and I think I know what she wants. I'm waiting for her text, and I'm hoping they break up soon so I can be with her to wipe her tears away and then fuck her senseless.