Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
Don't have one <4
After all, I'm the seven color puppeteer Anonymous; all the colors are mine.
Do you have a psychology question?
*Is there anything "We" can do to help you with your depression?*
Yes, of course. Get well. Live well. Be absolutely everything you can be.
That, perhaps, will warm this old woman's heart <4
Seems to be a pretty major problem on /b/
Infrequently. Do you have a psychology question for me?
I've been trying to make a tulpa for the past week? I swear I'm seeing results and to be honest I only did it to see if it works, will there be any psychological effects this puts on me if I keep going? Thanks fam.
Tulpas don't exist, so no.
The biggest thing to do is be mindful; you need to constantly be asking yourself "should I actually say this" and if it's a lie, fight yourself to not say it.
Self awareness is the biggest way to fight pathological lying.
Could; chose not to.
Make a schedule and stick to it.
Break your tasks into small, easily done, chunks.
Prioritize them from easiest to hardest.
Do the first one, and use the motivation you gain from that to do the next, etc etc.
I have difficulty handling insults, either direct or indirect. Even something as petty and childish as mimicry can stay with me for days as my mind tries to figure out how to appropriately digest the insult.
Past insults, no matter how cutting or petty can occupy my mind to the point that I can't focus on tasks. I can't watch a t.v show, play vidya, read or do anything. It's so frustrating.
What is at the root of this problem?
*It is fine by me if that's truly your will.*
I'm a psychologist. It's in the header Anonymous.
Do you have any questions for me?
Neither, and also the proper term is not "tranny"; that is an insult.
Oh, two in recent history. Both killed dogs to orgasm, but one of them used the blood to masturbate with.
No, that has nothing to do with anything.
That's rude. I think you owe my tulpa an apology, cunt. What would you know anyway? You got a shitty degree and you're using it to answer questions on fucking 4chan good job, buckaroo, so fucking proud of you. Atleast my fucking tulpa that isn't real has life skills that actually fucking matter, fucking mongoloid.
How do I rid myself of emotional dependence on others (or the desire rather since I'm not getting it now)?
I want to love and be in love with a woman but I know that as long as I am not self-sufficient, things won't work out
I've always been a shut in, so most of everything i know has to do with computers or games. Albeit I'm not too good with any of that, it's all I've ever done. I don't like it though, and I feel scared as all hell to get out and away from my room since It's what I'm so used to. How could I go about getting out and trying to make friends that aren't on the internet about things I have an interest in, if I don't even know anything about those interests?
>Pic related: My expected answer
The root? You have a lot of insecurity. You should probably see a therapist and talk it out.
My will is not iron, but tungsten, dear asterisk anon <4
I actually am employed as a programmer working for a large financial firm, making a significant amount of money a year with my dual major.
And again, tulpas don't exist; there is no mechanism for your brain to work like that. Alien hand syndrome is as close as you can get; you are just convincing yourself of a delusion until you hallucinate.
Which is impressive, I guess?
No thank you, you can read the header.
If it were so easy.
Reverse psychology isn't actually a medical technique.
....what do you mean by self sufficient? All people depend on others, Parsee.
Are you in college or university? How old are you?
By waiting patiently until you die of old age, surrounded by your loved ones.
I'm a dear friend of Reimu and thought i'd come to your thread and introduce myself since i've heard so many good things about you~
S-So i'm not that other Marisa.. around here..
*And yet you came here, seeking an answer from said person that apparently you despise so much, why not seeking informations from people you know for sure will give you the answer you want to hear instead of coming here to face another person's point of view?*
I want a woman to love and validate me unconditionally and I don't feel I'll be happy until I get that
Unfortunately that's not going to happen for many reasons, mostly because wanting something like that is the opposite of what women seek out in a man
Ah? Marisa3 is it?
How can it cry if it has no tear ducts? Crying is a physical reaction, not a mental one. You are projecting yourself onto your delusions; this is proof.
Wat do they say?
We're not rivals, sorry.
A hissing noise. I'm actually trying to import a domesticated fox right now.
As a woman, that's not at all true.
I mean, the easiest way is to join some clubs at college. That's what I did anyway.
What did you do when you found out about their blood fetish? Did you continue to treat them? Did you continue to share a room with them?
Not sure if this is the correct question for you.
Every time my girlfriends sister and i are around each other we are super awkward.
I have tried talking to her but i always get a weird cold shoulder.
Are there any reasons for this?
I do not generally get put in such strange situations, I'm a high-energy, positive person and like being social.
Lately I am feeling empty, having several suicidal thoughts, having also an existential and personality crisis, some dissociation going on and I think that I'm different from the others, How would you diagnose me?
Then I suppose how do I go about getting that kind of relationship then?
*No, i've already wasted enough time with you.*
Ah.. yes i believe that was my number~
>No thank you, you can read the header.
Yea that's what I thought, you're a fraud.
My guess is you should probably seek the help of a real p-psychologist because you have some serious issues if you derive entertainment from posting this same bullshit thread over and over while giving unqualified advice to people.
I attempted to treat them. It's not easy to treat ASPD however.
Depends. Do you want to force someone against their will? Or do you merely enjoy the fantasy?
Hording is HARD to treat. The easiest way is to set up boundaries; "I will not put stuff on this surface", etc etc. Put post it notes on such surfaces to keep them clean, then slowly work on expanding your zone of exclusion.
Now get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!
She might simply not like you; it happens.
Okay, now you are just trolling.
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* You wait, Anonymous. You distract yourself, you wait, you get back on the horse and try another girl....but at the end of the day, it's going to hurt.
Let it. It's painful, but it shows you gave a shit even if she didn't.
Tell me more. What sort of disassociation are you having?
Foot fetishes are the most common fetishes, even more so than BDSM.
Ah, now that's the real problem; you've got to put yourself out there, Parsee!
I'm not an avatarfag, sorry.
Pleasure to meet you. I'm Alice2 <4 You can just call me Alice, and I will just call you Marisa.
I have a second conscience that I can't control but it reminds me of things I have once learned or helps me make decisions. It is constantly talking about random things and is actually pretty helpful but what is it? Its the same as my regular conscience in the fact that it's a voice in my head and it sounds the same but feels like it comes from deeper in my head than my regular one. Schizophrenia runs in my family and I have audible and visual halucinations. Audio ones more frequent, visuals have just started really happening recently. But the audio hallucinations are way different than my second conscience. Pls help
So I just found out my girlfriend wasnt the person I thought she was at all. Pretty much everything was a lie. I loved her allot. I really don't want to be alive right now. My whole life just fell apart.
Not sure how it goes from "No thank you" to "You are a fraud", but okay.
I simply ignore her.
Maybe, but it is full of such wonderful people <4
Shinki is not my mother.
Yes, but generally it is caused by hormonal disorders. I suppose if they simply did not get aroused?
That's schizophrenia; seek medical attention immediately.
What does it mean to put yourself out there? I hate almost anyone I come across or at least would rather not spend the rest of my life with them as I intend if I want a relationship
Mmmmm sometimes is like nothing is real. Like a dream, words are wind and people are like machines. Also sometimes it feels like My mind go from My brain to another percepction. Also, I feel depressed, without a will.
Alice might be pretty crazy but she is a good girl!
No; you should make a project and start working on it! Make yourself useful, build that self esteem!
What skills do you have?
*hugs tightly* That happened to me...well. More times than I can count. I know it hurts Anonymous; that pain shows how much you cared. But neither I nor you can erase it so easily with a snap of a finger; if I could, wouldn't it mean you didn't give a shit?
You say that, but do you actually get to know those people, or is it a shallow impression?
Everyone has flaws Parsee; working through them is how relationships stay healthy.
Because you think you have a second conscience, or a conscience at all; you are clearly accepting the delusions as reality, which is a clear sign of schizophrenia.
I'm not crazy, Shinki. And you aren't my mother.
yes she is your mom Alice, the creator of Makai is your mommy, it's very sad for you to say the oposite.
Oh my.. you seem quite busy, maybe i shouldn't bother you and let you work..
Good morning Alice. I'm late this morning. How are you today?
Because it's an easy question to answer. Some people might like to know if you're really what you say you are and not just lying about shit online.
I'll ask another. What's the point of an AMA when the OP doesn't answer questions?
I've undergone it. It's useful, effective, but temporary.
The creator of Makai did not create humans.
It's my pleasure. Email me at [email protected] if you want to talk.
Because they don't understand it. Same as anti-vaxxers railing against vaccines. Someone in my thread yesterday said chemotherapy was a scam.
People cling to notions that they have control in a world that doesn't care about them.
Always am <4 No time to rest like lazy Reimu.
There is no voice in your head speaking to you about what you should or should not do; that is originally a literary tool.
If ours are, then biology, chemistry, and physics are suspect too; we use the scientific method.
Now, if you are talking about case studies, those are obviously low quality....because they are low sample size. Everyone knows this; they are used to direct further, much better research, because case studies are cheap and large scale studies are expensive.
If chemists had to report every time grad students failed to make a chemical, we'd have the same problem in chemistry.
>Makai was created by Shinki ALONG with it's residents.
I'm pretty sure if you go to most AMA threads and ask the OP to doxx themselves, they won't do it.
Keep in mind, I've doxxed myself before; it didn't solve people demanding my credentials, calling me a liar, etc etc. So why would I go through that whole process again?
Alright guys, time for me to go to work.
See you again at 8PM EST.
Feel free to email me at [email protected]
Oh so what you're saying is one is my voice, which it is. And the other is my schizo conscience? That actually makes me feel pretty good, I thought I was double crazy. How do I go about living a normal life without having to take meds? As meds don't really react well with me cause I have a few other mental illnesses.
>I've undergone it. It's useful, effective, but temporary.
So what's the point of TMS then?
Why not just skip the pussyfooting around and go straight to annihilation ECS, or something which actually works?
Also, did you know two pioneers of TMS were recently asked to leave their professorial chairs because of their shoddy studies and for faking their data?
Sure but I can't help but be disgusted by what a lot of people do and what it says about their character: that it is poor and not someone that I would enjoy spending time around
Beyond that I don't have any avenues of meeting people repeatedly, like I can meet plenty of new people but never more than once and contact through those events feels so contrived since I usually know very little about what their actual life consists of
You have to take meds; schizophrenia doesn't resond to therapy.
Mostly because it's less dangerous.
Email me at [email protected] then
Maybe I won't miss you tonight.. Have a nice day at work
>Mmmmm sometimes is like nothing is real. Like a dream, words are wind and people are like machines. Also sometimes it feels like My mind go from My brain to another percepction. Also, I feel depressed, without a will.
The guy with dissociation here, pls.
>biology, chemistry, and physics are suspect too
I beg to differ, those kind of sciences are able to gather objective data, using experimental designs which are accurately replicable.
I would point you to recent conflagrations concerning willpower studies originally conducted by Baumeister.
Psychology suffers from similar problems to sociology in terms of data collection and analysis.
So you're saying that I'll be seeing and hearing shit for the rest of my life? Right now it's not that bad, only audio hallucinations are annoying. I'll think I'm eavesdropping and then walk out and no one's there kind of thing. The visuals I just turn my head at cause they only come at the sides of my visions and it's normally like a creature running past. Can't actually see it l clearly. What if I become super dumb if I lose my voice though? It literally helps so much. Is there any way to get rid of the audio and visuals without affecting it?
*She's gone now, you can have a conversation with her by using her e-mail.*
Keep me out of your conversations
Why? Also I would never hurt an animal
*Why can't you guys just walk it off?*
I would never do such a horrible thing
Those are fake
She ignores me because I don't need help and she's busy helping people
*Fine, and what's your plan? Keep discussing of her on those threads until what? You know better than me that it won't change nothing so why even bothering?
I can promise you it's not real
Because she uses people to boost her ego
Do you not like Chinese food?
I don't like talking about it because it's really hurtful but she basically runs through people and after they become dependent on her she abandons them
Just go here, anonymous <3
I never said anything of the sort. She just made that up to ruin me.
Sometimes when my child is simply refusing to listen, I get the urge to throw it off my balcony. One time I actually walked outside and almost did it. The child is still fine but I'm worried I might hurt it, advice? I really love it, but fuck.
*She did admit that she wanted to hide something but there are no proofs that she was trying to hide what she's being accused of.*
Your rose-colored glasses are blinding you. I hope you don't experience the same pain Alice inflicted on me.
I never told Kermit anything because I never harmed an animal in my life
See, I didn't write that, I don't even talk like that.
I promise I'm not lying, I hate liars more than anything...
Stop asking me for evidence
You just have to trust and start digging up her past, you'll find all the answers
Those are from people that she's hurt
*You were just talking about her admitting that she killed a dog to Kermit, wich is obviously not true because the picture says otherwise. Time's story is
another matter for what concerns me.*
Because she has 100 followers on her chat?
Okay then talk to Alice in private for a while, she start using you and mistreating for her own sick pleasure.
Do you have any proof of that conversation ever happening?
*I've done goofed, that was supposed to be a reply for >>683596681 *
She even asked me to post about her on the website in a positive light and refused because I don't like to lie.
I'm talking about her finding you a doctor. Do you have any proof?
You should post your conversation with her here so I can see otherwise that conversation never happened
Just post a screencap of the conversation
*How can you ask her to bring proofs if you're the first that's not willing to post proofs to make sure what you said was true?*
It mostly happened on her chat. Every time I would tell Alice something personal about myself she would post it on her chat and violate doctor patient confidentiality. Her chat goers would have a laugh and always belittle me behind my back. I can promise she's doing it to you too.
Again it was behind my back, I had a few of the chat goers tell me about it on Steam. And no, I didn't cap any of the conversations because I do not want to remember that hurtful betrayal
She didn't have to post our private conversations to other people, but she did. She even lied to me and said she didn't. She pretended to be my friend
Friends don't do that to each other
*I find it hard to believe that you're putting this up just to make her show proofs while all you have to do to quit this argument is showing yours first to prove that she's wrong.
Friends don'tmake fun of each other? Weird Iguess Ihave no friends. Also again how does that violate doctor patient confidentiality? She isn'ta doctor and you aren'ther patient
Why would I fuckin ask you anything. You stammer.
Just press ctrl + s
Then webpage complete
And you'll have the thread forever
I told Alice about my problems with my mom and brother, about how I was treated at home and in public and all she did was laugh behind my back in her chat
She pretended to be a doctor
*You're right, i forgot to add the asterisk at the end of my previous message, aside from that i do not see errors from my part.*
You should do it when the thread 404s so that you have everything
She pretended to be my friend, she promised everything we talked about was kept secret and she betrayed me. I wouldn't bother wasting my time trying to warn anons about her if she was a nice person
My favorite /b/ quote
*This is the answer Alice gave me while i was trying to gather informations about Ikarous.*
>Severe social anxiety and depression
>Go to group and individual therapy and don't puke when I see a crowd
>Suddenly start feeling emotions after therapy to some degree
>Realize that I'm unstable as hell and used to have Alexithmiya
>Tried to kill myself three times but fucked up those times.
>On top of it all, a Closeted Trans
I just want to disappear and stop the suffering. I'm obviously too much of a fuck up and a pussy to just kill myself. What steps should I be taking?
It happened four years ago when I was 13, I didn't even think about saving any of the things she said
What would you like to know about me?
So I'm going to a therapist once the semester is finally over. From what I know, she's also my dad's therapist and knows stuff about him that could relate to me. How effective/ethical would it be to see her and talk about my problems
If you want to associate with Alice then go ahead. Just be careful about the things you tell her and don't open up to her
*Forget about it, all the infos i've tried to gather about you were about that "incident" you had with the dog, since there are no proofs you truly did that i cannot ask for them.*
This person is a known liar and frankly a pretty shitty psychologist. Keep this in mind as you feed the troll.
Alice or Alice Margatroid she is the popular character in a videogame called Touhou Project like Marisa and sanae you've seen in the thread
The Alice (OP) is the current poster on /b/ and named as Alice2 she makes s-s-stuttering words like that because the first alice poster is always making that words that much.
I promise with all my heart, I promise on my life I never harmed an animal and I never will....
Alice made that story up to ruin my relationship with people I talk to online
*I wanted to know "things" that were not meant to get to someone like me, i posted it because i believe you're both wrong about her.*
*I am neutral, i won't stay on anybody's side.*
hey if anyone feels bad read this to help!
I give up on trying to stop you... i feel sorry for you because she's going to hurt you really badly
I promise I'm not lying, I hate liars more than anything else in the world
No I'm very conservative
Stay on my side (the good side) don't let alice fool you with her lies, please?
*I don't know if she truly is a doctor, but i know for sure she's doing her best to aid everyone that comes in her threads regardless of what they say about themselves.*
Because she uses them to boost her ego. They've become so dependent that they wouldn't dream of leaving her
*No, i play on my own side.*
I respect that... just please be careful, okay?
That sword cuts two ways buddy.
Check every archived link, all of those are real, the ip logging was also real, I'm particularly proud of the vocal analysis, vocal formants don't lie, whoever made those recordings alice claimed were her is a guy. Replicate it yourself if you like, my analysis is rock solid.
Anyway I have to get to work, I'll leave the alice-fags here to whatever they were doing. Which I believe is shitting on an underage girl because she didn't like being emotionally manipulated and pressured into weird sexual shit online with an older man. Oh but maybe the girl lied once so she's the real bad guy. The fuck is wrong with you people.
This thread is proof that anime is for the mentally ill.
I've had this weird obsession with Schizophrenia since I was young, and now I display a lot Schizophrenic behaviors I've always wanted to be Schizophrenic.
What's that mean doc, am I nuts?
She's very manipulative too, she'll do anything to wrap you into her web of lies