A nigger, a Jew, and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table covered in HIV-ridden semen.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot "You can toss Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot, removing his fist from his asshole and licking it clean. "But first I need to start a YLYL thread on /b/."
Guys, I've got a new meme fruit
Introducing Mr Memeples! xD
What to heck did you just hecking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, hecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re hecking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hecking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re hecking dead, kiddo.
i dont get this. If every fucking stall is first why should I have to wait to shit while leaving the invalid's stall open. Just because someone doesn't have legs shouldn't mean we feel obligated to give them a fucking Six Flags Flash Pass on taking a dump.
>impressed by faked dubs/trips predictions
Because he's not an awkward autist around women. You can be swoll as you want but if you can't talk to a girl and make her laugh you'll still have to pay her up front to have sex with you.
Bitches gotta be first because patriarchy.
>only one poster
japanese schoolgirls tricked into talking slutily
dsp got caught jerking off the other day in front of thousands of youtube viewers
No, but there are plenty of Asian women with severe macromastia.
dykes tongue kissing in a children's cartoon
>nigs din do nuffin
>whitey is just being a racist pick
>gets his ass jumped by every nig in the room
>whitey suspended (possibly expelled)
>nig tries to sue whitey
>nig grows up to claim disability her entire life coz muh bak!
She's like.... "How did I end up here? Where did I go wrong in life?"
Fucking killed me anon, this is getting saved
look no one want to get into a argument with some cult raised American, we know we cant win, you get your head drilled with so much fantasy, you even change history taught in schools to suit the illusion, just dont come running to us because you have to learn Chinese because you dont even own your own country anymore
if america isn't the greatest country on earth, why are you guys so mad?
it's probably because you could name 5 people in the american government while my fellow americans and I could give 2 shits about your shitty ass country
no one fucking begs america, they just get involved at the last minute, shoot a load of friendlies and rewrite history 50 years later, its a art form to you fucked up sted heads
if you guys were wiped off the face of the earth we might experience a small, negligible, hiccup. but on the other hand, if America were wiped off ther face of the earth your economy would cease to exist and the rest of the world would collapse
he doesnt suck muslim dick, he creates in country fighting, so everyone is up in arms and dont ask why all our money is going to big business and all his pals from school, then he will retire and gets sneakily paid of from "inspirational speeches". where do you think we learned that from
At first English in the US didnt matter how things were spelled as long as you got the point across, but Noah Webster set out to distinguish the language in America from the language in the UK. So he created a very popular style guide which funded his later project, the American English Dictionary. He specifically spelled words so they would be different and therefore less intuitive.
Color vs Colour
Theater vs Theatre
The point that American English is harder is valid. I dont know if I would say it is "way" harder though...
The cold war and also Stalin....
Hard for us to give our due credit to the soviets when their leader was (arguably) no better than HItler (in terms of atrocities committed, civilian lives lost....)
I'm not even mad, I just legitimately laughed way harder than I should have because of your retarded statement.
Acting passive-aggresively salty isn't gonna help anyone unless you decide to come over here and pour some on my popcorn.
I've seen that look before! It's quite close to "where did I go wrong in life" but with more self hate, depression, and anger, that my friends is the "I'm going to kill myself and everything around me"
This is the king post of all YLYL threads past and future. British English was adapted by the Americans to fit the spelling of the words closer to the sound of them, they literally simplified English.
According to Webster, "Our honor requires us to have a system of our own, in language as well as government."
Some other word examples:
Center for centre
fiber for fibre
defense for defence
tire for tyre.
The first dictionary only sold 2,500 copies. He died in debt in 1843.
DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY HAVING A PENIS IS FINE? YOU OPPRESSOR!!!!!!!
I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
It's exactly because of the dumbing down of the words that American English is easier.
Color vs Colour and all that. It's way easier for some dyslexic kids to write "two weeks" instead of "fortnight".
Aeroplane vs airplane, too.
Even when you speak you can hear the difference in difficulty.
The distinguishing of American language vs British is cool and all, but you can not tell me it's more difficult. It's literally a "English For Dummies" book.
Holy shit. That's a lama at Disney Animal Kingdom in Orlando.
It died a year ago. We called it the "Drama Lama" kek
I can't believe I recognize it.
He preached the proper enunciation of each syllable in each word. For example, Americans should say "sec-re-tary," not "se-cret'ry" as the British do.
He also pushed for the homogeneity of American English as opposed to the many regional peculiarities of British English.
Are you Randy or is that just another spider trick?
It's because the handicapped stalls are bigger for a wheel chair to fit in. It's like rude people are just too stupid to understand the simplest concepts of living in a society.
>niggers see humans fucking
>interpret it as chicken
>mfw americans call a strolling donnybrook a 'right, stop, punch'
I vaguely remember learning about this stuff back in high school but it's been so long now that I've had absolutely no use for it so I just forgot it all. Feels strange to gain intelligence from 4chan, I usually lose about 3 IQ points a day on here.
>What kind of a retard thinks Rs become Ls in asian languages
What kind of retard thinks that all Asian languages have the same phonology, or indeed, are even in the same linguistic family?