I wanna hear from the anons with interesting jobs.
I'm a bike courier, in addition to documents and what not I also transport medical stuff. Blood, plasma, artificial lungs and hearts, hydrochloric acid.
Why wouldn't I?
I also use my cx bike to deliver sometimes.
That's all well and good, but I'm not riding through mountains to deliver things. I deliver in a major city, and there are steep climbs but I'm strong enough to ride fixed and be fine.
Implies your ass couldn't handle a hill with a 1% incline, without 15+ gears to make it easier for your lazy me ass.
Also, Op probably has a single speed, because niggers will steal anything, and they can be bought on the cheap.
My friend did that, he loved it.
IF I were to be running late, the gearing I have on it is pretty well dialed to the area, and having gears really wouldn't make much of a difference. I've got a better average on the fixed than on the cx. I admit, a road bike would be fun to have for runs, but it's fine without it.
I scan medical records,I read every documented illness in a 100km radius. I had a patient with a bottle stuck in the ass on my first day. Don't put in your ass things that do suction
Only 1 large company, and 2-3 small companies making and selling this type of product.
The product itself isn't 'niche', its a PC gaming peripheral, of sorts, but the market is growing nicely.
Im in a job that COULD be interesting, too bad the fucking owner is stuck in the 1970s. I operate a CNC machine and could make tonnes of hektic shit, but he cant wrap his head around it....
I work in a psychiatry with teenager between 16-18 years old
He believes all work should be done with primitive tooling. We could literally have a race and i would beat him by ten-fold, with far greater quality, he would just yell at me for doing it wrong and deny that maybe a different way other than his is better. He is a jackass.
I'm a game tester. Sounds like it would be fun, but it's actually really boring and quite a bit of work. Most of my money comes from side jobs like Graphic Design.
So, you don't actually use the Cnc machine? I just googled the functions and purposes of those machines and I saw that they are able to make high quality, complex, 2-D patterns at a production rate. Why wouldn't that old piece of shit want that?
most of them look like normal teens. Some have many scars on their arms and legs.
we have one guy atm he got symptoms of psychosis. He things I am a mage and that I cast spells on his food and stuff that he cant see. he really fears me.
My most fun job was when I worked security at apartment complexes. I met a lot of people, made a lot of friends, and even got hit on a lot by the single moms. I had a good amount of sex while I worked that job. I didn't even mind the $10 an hour with no benefits, no vacation, and no chance to advance to management. I was fucking milfs, and getting my cock sucked on a regular. Awesome job that I kind of miss.
no psychologist of some kind. I take care for the patients, do stuff with them, help then train their social skills (some really need this) and train . im not yet done with my apprenticeship.
EXACTLY! I have some default programs that I can run to smash out normal jobs that are all pre-designed. But i could literally go and grab heaps of good timber off-cuts, glue them together, and make awesome jewelry boxes, engraved and all. But he would despise it. He will literally stop you in your tracks, go on a 20 minute rant about how the mothod i use to sharpen a pencil is more time consuming compared to his method, and then tell me to do it his way, even though he wastes far more time being a fuckwit...
Cheer up. You have a future since real machinists are grown, not born. Take advantage of fossil owner to learn as much manual machining as possible since repair machining can't really be outsourced, even if you are often faster on CNC. Also visit the Practical Machinist forums. Soak up dat knowledge and be a fucking machining beast. Some of my machinist bros move to industrial maintenance and millwright gigs for more money and machining goes with everything.
nah the security guy at my old complex fucked my milfy neighbor. aint saying they're hot tho, i bet they were fugly but he was prolly gettin ass
My posts are a bit vague, but this is all hand tools with timber, I signed on to do CNC work and now all i do is cabinet making, not the job i want to do. If it was manual machining, i'de be up for it, sadly though, im being hustled into a job i didnt even sign up for...
>Why wouldn't that old piece of shit want that?
Smart old POS do both as useful, CNC for production and manual for repair machining or parts that don't fit their CNC. My shop ownerbro has a couple of American Pacemaker manual lathes from the WWII era making money every week right beside his CNC turning center which also makes phat bank. I've met machinists who can beat CNC cycle times on manual turret lathes for small parts. Pays for the old lathe in one job.
I hear that. I do often have fun playing the games, but that fun is quickly diminished after I spend 8 hours writing down every single flaw ive found, and what I think should be done about it.
i just really suck at english, thats all. and im aware of it. especially if i have to look up words i never use in a normal conversation. hope you understand what i tried to say anyways.
Yeah that's kind of ass. I also work 8 hours a day and the worst part is when you've played through the game 2-3 times a day and have found all the bugs and issues there are and the devs still didn't work on anything yet.
Every mech sees that shit. :)
Then there are pilots who forget their switchology. I've seen the "IFF does not work on OFF mode" in the forms where the pilot forgot OFF was not an acronym.
I'm a former Phantom, Bronco, and F-16 avionics tech, later engine mech and crew chief. Yes, I'm old.
Yeah, man. I really was. It was a big property with over a thousand people living there, and I got along with everyone. I guess I just have the people personality. First I started off getting to know the neighborhood kids. I would play soccer or basketball with them. Then gradually I would meet their moms, and sooner or later I would find out they're moms were single. Eventually the mom would warm up to me, and begin being real friendly and nice. Soon they would be inviting me inside to talk, and you know.. One thing would lead to another, and then her lips would be around my cock. Single women get horny. They get to know you, and they know you're nice to their kids, and that's it. That's all you need to get in.
There is a whole lot of other shit in it too, he tries to act like he is native american and some other weird shit. Someone will come in with a literal fucked knee, and he says some of his herbs will fix it. I only took the job because a guy i know part ownes it.
Apart from my shitty boss ATM, im getting an IT job so i can make shit in my spare time. I mostly make replica weapons on a CNC and 3d printer, working towards going over to WETA as a main source of income.
it's a matter of how you organize these Services in your contry.
They serve the same purpose. So it's basically the same.
In my country EMTs are volunteers (but also paid workers) who have to be on the Station for about 6-12 hours.
Firefighters have less to do here, so the get alarmed by SMS and Pager. But there are fire stations every 5-10 kilometers.
I'm a regional airline pilot in Costa Rica, AMA I guess
God damn, I remember there was this short, thin, sexy girl named "dulce" that I met at the complex. Dulce means candy in Spanish. (Which I am. Mexican) the majority of the complex was Hispanic. Anyway, I met her one bad evening. I was walking the property like I always did because... Fuck that silly little golf cart. I was walking the property and I saw a shit load of police officers fly pass me and go to a building close by I went to ask what's going on, and they were putting some guy in handcuffs. (Dulce's boyfriend) it was a domestic violence incident. Anyway I met dulce that night. The hottest ass I fucked in that place. We immediately clicked as friends, and as her boyfriend was sitting in jail for beating her up, I was getting to know her in her apartment. We became instant friends, and a few weeks passed before we did anything, but sure enough, one day, coming out of the club on a weekend, she drove around the property looking for me, and sucked me off in her brown expedition before we fecked back at her place.
What? Lots of types of people live in apartments. How old are you that you don't know that? I can't even have a conversation with you because I feel that you're too stupid to follow logic. But for the record, nigs are gross, and you'd have to be pretty stupid to get involved with one. Yuck, man.
24 years old and lived in a couple different apartment complexes. Unless you're talking fucking high rise apartments, then you're getting some shit tier ass, bro. Mostly where I'm from, no hot single mom is living in a goddamn apartment. She's living in a nice house that her ex is paying alimony and child support for.
Shove your 'this' up your ass. I don't care what the volunteer situation is in bumfuck nowhere. I'm referring to the difference between pricks that give 30 years to serving a community versus clowns that show up when they are sober. Volunteers have their place, don't get me wrong but don't fucking compare them to full time career employees.
I love you guys
I'm a delivery man, not an odd job, but you guys always let me in.
When ive got a few seconds to spare the appartment security guys alwyas make me fucking laugh with stories.Once some dude was asking the security guy to drive him so he could take a shit. Made my day.
If you're stupid enough to dedicate your life to fighting fires (and usually starting them for shit to do) then you're pathetic. Firefighters are literally shit tier. They don't come close to the prestige or pay that a cop can make.
>believing this guy.
Most apartment complexes do not have security unless you're paying big time fucking money. I have never heard of a security company hiring a guard or "officer" for guarding apartment complexes.
See how many volunteers show up on Xmas day, new yrs day, their kids birthday party, their own birthday, at 0400 during winter, their wedding anniversary before you make this shitty argument. You have retained people that turn up 30 mins after professional firefighters. Again, NOT the same field
I just said I was a delivery guy and I see them on occasion.
I also see security at hospitals where I either use loading docks, visitor entrance, garage etc I dont go in the emergency area.
Everyone hates police officers.
Firefighters are Heros that save lives. Cops are sketchy mother fuckers that will kill or beat the shit out of you just because they're in a bad mood. Fuck the police. Only people who have cops as relatives support them.
Had one with "R engine will not start" fucker forgot to to switch his ignition switch to NORM. Makes you wonder why they have checklists.
Another one wrote up a sticker being missing from the windshield which had e window part number. On this aircraft It's one of those "no fly, no MEL" items.
Michigan medical marijuana consultant.
I am hired by new growers to design grow rooms and teach basic and advanced growing techniques that would otherwise take years of trial and error to figure out.
"Usually starting them for shit to do". You just summed up volunteer firefighting. The rest of your post is below shit tier. No where on the planet do firefighters rate below cops on the respect scale. You tried and you failed anon. Anything more from you and you're just embarrassing yourself.
Hospitals are required to have fucking security, dumbass. Where I live, they have guns and everything. Pretty sure they're authorized by Delaware State Police to arrest people as long as they let a local troop know that they did so.
tl;dr hospitals have cops.
>was arrested at 18 for a 10$ bag of pot
>the cop who arrested me was a chill black dude
>since he gave word to the judge that I was cooperative I got a smaller fine and no criminal record at all, no arrest.
I did over hear other cops who made fun of me the whole time though, but what cna you do? those guys are pussies and can become corrupt but its a small percentage.
My neighor and one of my friends are both state troopers who work in one of the most dangerous cities in US and they work hard, they get awards for making arrests in shoot outs with out lethal means.
uhm, it's not a free choice here to come or not to come.
If you start your shift you have to follow instructions of the dispatcher even volunteers.
We have about 40 volunteers to do 8 12 hour shifts as EMTs a week
You don't seem like you are understanding this. The service works like this in many countries.
Within 15 Mins volunteers have to be at the crash site. And we easily do that.
I work for the DMV. Seems dull but it is actually pretty intense sometimes
bad apartment complexes have to have security guards. If they don't, they'll get sued for negligence. Do you guys think at all before you type? Literally anyone can hire a security company to watch their property. How is that difficult to believe?
You must be a shit tier firefighter then. When I had a fire, those motherfuckers stole some shit out of my mothers apartment. They're a bunch of cocky narcissistic motherfuckers that wanna take selfies while they're inside of your burned out shell of a residence. They can all die in a fire for all I fucking care.
When a nigger is trying to break into my house, I don't call a goddamn firefighter, I call a cop.
You're probably salty because the academy turned you down and you had to be a boring ass autistic fucking fireman,
This. The only people who actually enjoy cops are cops, their families, and their friends. Everyone else hates them and most fear them as its getting to be a literal coin flip now on whether they'll jusr say fuck it, pull a gun on you, beat your face in, then call it self defense when you try to get away from the piece of shit with a gun who randomly started beating you for no reason.
Firefighters are bro's who risk one of the worst ways to die possible just to save lived and keep the damage from spreading. Also the national average salary for police is around 50k and firefighters who aren't volunteer make arounr 70k on average. Also firefighters HAVE to be fit as theirs national standards to be met to receive pay whereas its a crapshoot for cops like in new york where the only thing you gotta do once you're in is visit the range a mandatory two times a year and not miss which is why over half the force is obese.
When I was getting my licensed renewed there was a guy who was taking the eye test that is only letters and he said there was a stop sign and a Pontiac symbol in it. Had a chuckle.
If you don't think firefighters start fires for something to do, then you're fucking autistic as shit.
Exactly my point. When a firefighter dies, we don't fucking remember your dumb ass. When a cop dies, they have a full scale funeral with honors and everything.
Firefighters can go fuck themselves.
>I work in a restaurant where people bring their own ingredients.
i do a few things:
- design lighting installations for roads/highways/carparks/public spaces
- design traffic signal layouts and "which light goes green and when"
- design power networks for a stack of different voltages
How the fuck do I know what country you're referring to? In mine the volunteers show up when they want and leave when it gets hard. If they show up for shifts where you're from and have a 15 min response time then that's different. Although, if you're in a town that can support this system then chances are you don't see much shit bc volunteers can cover the work. We have volunteers here that aren't trained to go into a burning house. They can stand outside and use a hose. That's considered acceptable in that remote community.
Then don't act like a nigger and they won't kill you. The only time I've had problems with police is when I acted like an asshole.
I know of a firefighter that let a guy drop nearly 20 feet and fuck his whole face up. He said "oh he's just a Mexican, who fucking cares?"
Dude was my uncles friend and has to have a bunch of surgeries and probably will never work again. Thankfully the little asshole firefighter got arrested and will probably get sued
Nah, fat cops who can't pass a p.t. Test can go fuck themselves. You must be retawded because firefighters have honorable funeral procedures like cops do. No one likes cops. That's the reality of the situation. No one except their relatives. I bet that Even law abiding citizens get nervous around them these days.
Dunno bout him but i've worked in a similar place. Its actually kinda famous for minnesota and recently came back.
Basically you go fishing all day, bring your catch in, have some beers with the buds while i fillet your fish and cook the shit to perfection while you watch. You even got to pick the shit you wanted on it and how i cook it.
You bring in a northern? Cool beans, i can poach that, slow cook, pan fry, or sachet it. Whatchu want with that? Maybe some nice lemon slices or a mellower lemon grass. Possible sachet it in the juices and oils with some rosemary and thyme and slow cook that bitch so tend-what? You want it grilled? Go fuck yourself i ain't mangling a good fish, you some kind of retard?
I work at a mall as a graveyard janitor. My boss leaves at 10pm and im sometimes alone all night.
I work 3 days a week, 10 hours a day.
The only time im not alone is when there's a mall security officer staying a little late.
Majority of the time its this Qt a few years older than me that hits on me all the time. She showed me her tits and butt before.
Not gonna attempt her though. Happily tied down and loyal as fuck.
In the ten hours i work a night, my duty as floor scrubber is done by 12am. So im left with 8 hours to fuck around. Sometimes i sleep all night, and other times I work out.
Its also great for whatever else, i currently go to college, so every so often i use my time to do homework.
There's also wifi here next to some nice couches. Great for when i wanna binge some random shit. I recently did HunterXHunter.
I may also use the time to play 3DS or something.
There also happens to be a Comcast booth in the middle of the mall, so sometimes i watch adultswim shit.
Finally there's these old people scooters that suprisingly have a fast speed.
Theres also some really loud speakers near by.
Add two and two together. I blast Queens' Flash Gordon theme while speeding around the mall at 15 miles n hour screaming.
Thats my job. Also free coffee to steal. Been working here a year.
I'm a Registered Nurse. Some interesting times to be had in the hospital. Every day I meet new people in various stages of health. Some are giant assholes, some are psychotic, others are just routine, and some are super cool. Keeps work interesting i suppose. No two days are the same.
sorry to hear that you live in a third world country
but here we have trained volunteers that have hundreds of hours spent on education in their free time. Maybe other countries have more, but the system works quite well for EMTs and Firefighters.
heres a pic of a local fire department with volunteers and their gear. City has 10.000 residents. Around the city are 5 smaller fire departments with like 2-3 trucks.
People here are quite couraged
Of course you would. Because that's what cops do. They abuse their power and create a bad image. That's why no one likes you assholes. I repeat, no one likes cops. No one. Everyone thinks of firefighters as Heros. Cops these days are seen as villains. That's pretty much the national opinion these days. But times are changing. The courts are starting to hold police officers accountable for abusing their power. It's good to see that asshole police are being charged for overstepping their boundaries.
If you can handle copious amounts of BS and people that are often literally at the worst stage in their life... yeah I'd definitely recommend it. Not many jobs out there that you can get with a minimum of a two year degree that pays as much as nursing does. It's got lots of job security and you can go anywhere with it nationally and find a job pretty darn easily.
Yeah that's why when all the cops came to schools for the DARE project, all the little kids wanted to be just like that cop, right? Not one of them wanted to be a fat sweaty shitty ass firefighter.
Around my way, some of the highest paid people in the state work for the Delaware State Police. What the fuck does that tell you? NO ONE wants to be a goddamn firefighter. And in Delaware, there is a shortage of firefighters because no one wants to not get paid to do stupid shit like fight fires.
Forgot to include... 32 now. Got into nursing when I was 28. Was an EMT before that. Got tired of being out in the field making chicken scratch... decided I wanted to be under one roof for work. Power to all the EMS folk out there.
I do indeed. Some guy actually asked if I could hold his urinal for him this weekend. Dude was a whale and had difficulty reaching his junk...the CNA wasn't available. Good times. :/
Pic related: you, bitch.
Haha sorry bud. It doesn't happen all that often though. Makes for humorous stories and you get to bitch about it with coworkers and friends. Really after awhile you become immune to all sorts of bodily functions.
Oh and firefighters have to be more intelligent. Met certified. Cops only need a G.E.D. Firefighters a all around superior. I'm not even the firefighter guy. I'm the security guy who fucked a bunch of women. Firefighters are Heros. Cops are villains. Everyone knows that
I suppose my job is interesting in that i don't actually have to do anything and its technically not a job beyond the occasional fly/drive to check shit. Its basically me getting between $84-144k a year handed to me over the course of the year.
I own a lot of land thats being mined, drilled, and farmed pretty much all over. Some is shared and others are wholly owned by me. Only made about $84k last year, my worst year, cause corn was only $3.50 a bushel and oil cost more to put into barrels than i made selling those barrels.
CNA's deal with an incredible amount of work and BS. First thing I did when getting hired was to get on the good side of all my CNA's. They really can make or break the RN they work with haha.
"Applicants must have a high school diploma or GED, and must have attained a minimum of 60 semester credits, or 90 quarter credits, from an accredited college or university OR one that is recognized by the U. S. Department of Higher Education OR 30 college credits along with two years of active duty military service."
Wrong. Probably got busted by the cops and is now salty because he's a shit-tier security guard who pretends to have fucked anyone. Security guards get no ass, bruh.
Some are trained in both, you stupid fuck. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
i work part time fumigation technician, every weekend i to to ports and warehouses in philly and camden & fumigate cocoa beans. they are stacked up in huge columns and we cover different columns with tarps then drag sand weights an put them around the tarps to hold the tarp down to create a seal, the we shoot nerve gas into the tarp to kill everything, then we come back the next day and break it all down
Third world country - I'm Australian
population of 10,000 ppl - shows pic of 30 volunteer firefighters.
The job gets done...
You live in a hole with 10,000 people. That's not what I'm arguing. Stop being so desperate to make a point that you miss mine. I'm talking major cities. Volunteers aren't the same. They work for communities like yours. I'm not arguing that.
Wellness checks are you checking on peoples general wellness.
Hire a PI to see if that kid you ex-wife stole from you is actually being treated right and not starved or beaten by his step dad.
Suspect a girl is being harrass by a stalker you'd hire a PI to confirm this.
Wanna know if the retirement home isn't leave poor grandma in the sun or letting caretakers tag team her in the back? You hire a PI to find out and get evidence.
Basically if you fear for someones well being and hire a PI to confirm this thats a wellness check.
What firefighter hurt you anon? You think your anti fireman stance will gain traction amongst people? They are literally amongst the top three most respected jobs in the world throughout the globe. You must have failed the recruit process a bunch of times.
I actually googled How do I become a Private Investigator and this came up first link.
I work on AT&Ts cell sites. I get to see some decent views, shit views, inside buildings not accessible to the public, drug deals. It interests me at least.
"Should have 'went' to college" thanks for the education advice. Also, I earn 100k a yr including OT and sleep on night shifts so my life expectancy isn't lowered at all. Swing and miss my man.
Contract courier. Deliver checks, credit cards, jewelry, other valuables. Customers must sign for items. Lonely plastic housewife orders shit every week. Comes to door in lingerie. After several weeks of this, I make my move. Get quick bj and nasty buttseks. Poop gets on dingdong. Didn't wear raincoat. Now I have da herps. Fucking bitch did that shit on purpose. Still have to see skanky cunt every week. Already got da herp, so fuck it- I grudge fuck that whore whenever my dick says so.
TLDR. Delivery guy fucks customer. Gets herpes. Continuing to fuck her.
I do rope access inside of the refineries in texas/Lousiana
Doing controlled depending can get annoying. Is it all smooth transitions? I generally have to deal with large domed water towers or tapered lattice towers when I need to. What device do you use?
Never wanted to be a firefighter but I always wanted to be a cop or work in medicine.
I count instructions for pharmaceutical products. They give me a box of papers and say 'there's about 50000 of them in here' and I have to tell them 'there's actually 50431' and if they later realize I got it wrong even by one I don't get paid. It sucks.
I am a musician though and I make my own audio equipment so my dream is to some day be a manufacturer of pro audio equipment
You fuck up a sentence and pick me up for a grammatical error and I'm the retard? Dude I know you're not a cop or firefighter. You're a fucking loser who failed at getting in. Your posts reek of envy. It's been fun stringing you along and watching you fumble around saying everyone loves cops and hates firefighters. I'm well off, respected and happy. You're none of those 3. I'm
Off to bed now, I only have 8 hours left of my shift and I've spent enough of the govts money shit talking on here. Life is good as a fireman.
If you're a CO (commissioned officer), that's very prestigious. Even if you're a NCO, that's still more prestigious than a firefighter. Not just anyone can be a damn military officer. But anyone can become a firefighter. Just be skinny and have a death wish.
I never fuck up a sentence, pal. And the only reason I didn't serve in the military or the police force was for psychological reasons or else I'd probably be making more than your fat ass right now sitting at the firehouse eating chili all goddamn day. Go burn in a rowhome, you bitch.
Ha. Yeah right. I bet those lard ass woman filing paperwork and the tards serving chow are held in high esteem amongst them peers. You yanks suck the dick of anyone who puts a uniform on even though 1% will ever have a bullet fired at them. Yes they will get deployed so so fucking deep in the safe zone it's not funny
Someone explain to me how op makes a living? delivery boys get fuck all
You must have very little variety in power/speed to make more gears not worth it. Admittedly with three gears in a city I usually skip the 2nd but still use both 1st and 3rd a lot. You're stuck on the gear I'd use the least anywhere.
I spend my free time scavenging scrapyards and recycling centers for shit like that and it's the best day of the month when I come across a beauty like that. But no, I wouldn't buy one, I rather make them myself from scavenged components
Here's your wet dream, you gay hose sucking faggot
1- not fat. Not close to fat
2- not American so that bullshit means nada
3- your military remains full of useless retards who never saw danger while every fucking firefighter goes into fires during their career.
Take the military's cock out of your mouth
Those new CNC means will truly beat anything though but yeah if you take in the time to model and program the product it might sometimes be easier/quicker to just do manual work from the basic drawings.
Thank you very much
I volunteer as a firefighter locally, which, admittedly causes some scope of practice lines to be blurred. But for the most part yes, they do.
It's pretty annoying, to be honest, but the paramedics are ten times worse than a firefighter. The amount of trauma patients i've lost because the damn paramedic spent too long on scene trying to secure an advanced airway is embarrassing.
I'm a UPS driver. It's kind of an interesting job I guess. I get to meet a lot of people, and go into a lot of different businesses. I see some cool shit sometimes. Best part about it is being in a truck by myself all day. Worst part is the management is horrible.
it pays the bills but I want die