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I wanna hear from the anons with interesting jobs.

I'm a bike courier, in addition to documents and what not I also transport medical stuff. Blood, plasma, artificial lungs and hearts, hydrochloric acid.
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>>683586509
Why on earth would you buy a single gear bike?
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>>683586509
so that might be a lung on the ground?
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>>683586715
Why wouldn't I?

I also use my cx bike to deliver sometimes.
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I'm a firefighter. That can be interesting occasionally.
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>>683586872
I've been a firefighter for the past 4 years now, been on some rather interesting jobs since I started.
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>>683586746
No, that's blood. I don't take live organs, just artificial.
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>>683586872
>>683587021

I've always wondered what the pay is like. Is it good?
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>>683586844
because the earth is not flat...
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>>683587124
It doesn't begin that well but within a few years you start to earn decent money. If you're free to do over time often you can easily jag 90-100k after 5 years.
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>>683587021
What's your point? You didn't contribute anything by saying that.
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>>683587124
Where I am it can vary depending on qualifications and how long you've been doing it. I'm on $62000 a year although most of us do it because it's something we enjoy.
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>>683587613
What country are you in?
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>>683586509
Remote area mechanic
Chainsaw part of the toolkit
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>>683587613
Aus
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>>683586715
because not all of us are plebs who sit inside all day.
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>>683587326
That's all well and good, but I'm not riding through mountains to deliver things. I deliver in a major city, and there are steep climbs but I'm strong enough to ride fixed and be fine.
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I used to transport bodies for several years. I've seen some shit.
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>>683587851
What's that got to do with gears ?
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>>683587971
Yea but couldn't you say deliver things faster if you were running late ?
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>>683587827
4yrs and only on 62k? NT/SA? Not that it matters anon. Just hope that it's worth what you do.
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>>683588230
Ride a single speed and you'll undertsand. Jesus man. Do you think George you ask things?
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>>683588566
*before
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>>683588230
Implies your ass couldn't handle a hill with a 1% incline, without 15+ gears to make it easier for your lazy me ass.

Also, Op probably has a single speed, because niggers will steal anything, and they can be bought on the cheap.
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I deliver Pizzas, and work at an accounting office... I kinda want to kill myself
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>>683588122
My friend did that, he loved it.

>>683588331
IF I were to be running late, the gearing I have on it is pretty well dialed to the area, and having gears really wouldn't make much of a difference. I've got a better average on the fixed than on the cx. I admit, a road bike would be fun to have for runs, but it's fine without it.
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I'm a 22 year old entrepreneur who founded a niche ecommerce company.

Currently have 4 employees, growing quick.
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>>683586509
I scan medical records,I read every documented illness in a 100km radius. I had a patient with a bottle stuck in the ass on my first day. Don't put in your ass things that do suction
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I am a private investigator, not nearly as cool as people think. Its all professional witness work, wellness checks and process serving. Very rarely interesting stuff
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>>683588784
What's so niche about it?
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>>683588899

Only 1 large company, and 2-3 small companies making and selling this type of product.

The product itself isn't 'niche', its a PC gaming peripheral, of sorts, but the market is growing nicely.
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Im in a job that COULD be interesting, too bad the fucking owner is stuck in the 1970s. I operate a CNC machine and could make tonnes of hektic shit, but he cant wrap his head around it....
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>>683586509
>single gear
>no brakes
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>>683589157
What? Can you elaborate? How does 1970 affect you?
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I work in a psychiatry with teenager between 16-18 years old
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Nice Burro bag!!!
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>>683588991
Is it a sex toy?
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>>683589474
He believes all work should be done with primitive tooling. We could literally have a race and i would beat him by ten-fold, with far greater quality, he would just yell at me for doing it wrong and deny that maybe a different way other than his is better. He is a jackass.
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>>683586509

>Bicycle couriers
>Traffic rats
>They squeak when you run them over
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>>683589613
How mental are your patients? Like normies with issues or full-on screaming, padded room rounded corners kinda people?
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>>683589613
What's your qualifications? Or do you clean the offices of professionals at night?
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>>683586509
I work in a restaurant where people bring their own ingredients.

Think ready steady cook but with actual decent chefs.
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>>683589399
Not to mention the clip on pedals
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>>683586509
I'm a game tester. Sounds like it would be fun, but it's actually really boring and quite a bit of work. Most of my money comes from side jobs like Graphic Design.
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>>683589157
CNC machine?
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>>683589724
So, you don't actually use the Cnc machine? I just googled the functions and purposes of those machines and I saw that they are able to make high quality, complex, 2-D patterns at a production rate. Why wouldn't that old piece of shit want that?
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>>683589771
both

most of them look like normal teens. Some have many scars on their arms and legs.
we have one guy atm he got symptoms of psychosis. He things I am a mage and that I cast spells on his food and stuff that he cant see. he really fears me.
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>>683586509
I investigate accidents and incidents in the Petrochemical and oil&gas industry.
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>>683590083
Are there any qt's or sexies? Girls... Not fags.
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>>683586509
What's your favorite back pack and any slick advice for carrying oversize packlages?
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>>683590129
Off-shore / refineries?
Any interesting stories?
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My most fun job was when I worked security at apartment complexes. I met a lot of people, made a lot of friends, and even got hit on a lot by the single moms. I had a good amount of sex while I worked that job. I didn't even mind the $10 an hour with no benefits, no vacation, and no chance to advance to management. I was fucking milfs, and getting my cock sucked on a regular. Awesome job that I kind of miss.
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>>683589829
no psychologist of some kind. I take care for the patients, do stuff with them, help then train their social skills (some really need this) and train . im not yet done with my apprenticeship.
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>>683590570
train daily rountine*
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>>683587776
Pics of service truck and gear? Aircraft/car/truck/motorcycle mech here but that's pussy work compared to remote heavy equipment repair.
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>>683589992
EXACTLY! I have some default programs that I can run to smash out normal jobs that are all pre-designed. But i could literally go and grab heaps of good timber off-cuts, glue them together, and make awesome jewelry boxes, engraved and all. But he would despise it. He will literally stop you in your tracks, go on a 20 minute rant about how the mothod i use to sharpen a pencil is more time consuming compared to his method, and then tell me to do it his way, even though he wastes far more time being a fuckwit...
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>>683586509
Lol no fucking way I don't believe you
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>>683589954
A giant robotic (kind-of) machine that can craft anything out of timber or metal, I design it, it makes it.
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>>683589942
what games have you tested? any big ones?
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>>683590550
Nah, you weren't not fucking milfs all the time, you just went home and beat off to them instead
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Aircraft mechanic, we make fun of pilots writing shit up on airplanes cause they don't wanna fly.
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>>683589724
Cheer up. You have a future since real machinists are grown, not born. Take advantage of fossil owner to learn as much manual machining as possible since repair machining can't really be outsourced, even if you are often faster on CNC. Also visit the Practical Machinist forums. Soak up dat knowledge and be a fucking machining beast. Some of my machinist bros move to industrial maintenance and millwright gigs for more money and machining goes with everything.
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>>683586509
Do you have to have a hazmat endorsement on your drivers license to transport acids on a bicycle?
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>>683590860
nah the security guy at my old complex fucked my milfy neighbor. aint saying they're hot tho, i bet they were fugly but he was prolly gettin ass
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>>683590195
yep, sometimes.. nice to look at at max though
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>>683590847
Not really, just small companies, I think the biggest iv'e ever tested was ArcheAge.
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>>683590931
My posts are a bit vague, but this is all hand tools with timber, I signed on to do CNC work and now all i do is cabinet making, not the job i want to do. If it was manual machining, i'de be up for it, sadly though, im being hustled into a job i didnt even sign up for...
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>>683586509
i am a medical student and at my pathology class i have participated at 2 obductions as a bystander bit it was mandatory to attempt them
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>>683589942
I'm also on QA, it's kind of fun and definitely beats working in a warehouse which I did before.
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>>683590570
Dude your writing ability and the fact you refer to psychiatry as an apprenticeship makes me think your actually a former patient rather than an employee.
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>>683591121
what i meant to say not obductions but autopsies
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>>683587124
Not where I live. Mostly all of the firefighters in my state are volunteers
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I'm a chimney sweep. get to go to places in the city most people don't have access to and a lot of nice views.
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>>683589992
>Why wouldn't that old piece of shit want that?

Smart old POS do both as useful, CNC for production and manual for repair machining or parts that don't fit their CNC. My shop ownerbro has a couple of American Pacemaker manual lathes from the WWII era making money every week right beside his CNC turning center which also makes phat bank. I've met machinists who can beat CNC cycle times on manual turret lathes for small parts. Pays for the old lathe in one job.
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>>683588702
Do you own a gun for the nigs?
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>>683591172
I hear that. I do often have fun playing the games, but that fun is quickly diminished after I spend 8 hours writing down every single flaw ive found, and what I think should be done about it.
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>>683586509
it's no job, but in my spar time i work for the Red Cross as an EMT.

Have seen some fucked up shit.

ask me if you want
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>>683591194
i just really suck at english, thats all. and im aware of it. especially if i have to look up words i never use in a normal conversation. hope you understand what i tried to say anyways.
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>>683590931
stop saying machining
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>>683591298
Yeah that's kind of ass. I also work 8 hours a day and the worst part is when you've played through the game 2-3 times a day and have found all the bugs and issues there are and the devs still didn't work on anything yet.
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>>683591317
Have you seen some fucked up shit?
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>>683591238
The they aren't firefighters. They are volunteers.
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>>683590917
Every mech sees that shit. :)

Then there are pilots who forget their switchology. I've seen the "IFF does not work on OFF mode" in the forms where the pilot forgot OFF was not an acronym.

I'm a former Phantom, Bronco, and F-16 avionics tech, later engine mech and crew chief. Yes, I'm old.
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>>683591486
But you have to keep playing through it until it's flawless and ready for beta.

It's really gay.
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>>683590860
Yeah, man. I really was. It was a big property with over a thousand people living there, and I got along with everyone. I guess I just have the people personality. First I started off getting to know the neighborhood kids. I would play soccer or basketball with them. Then gradually I would meet their moms, and sooner or later I would find out they're moms were single. Eventually the mom would warm up to me, and begin being real friendly and nice. Soon they would be inviting me inside to talk, and you know.. One thing would lead to another, and then her lips would be around my cock. Single women get horny. They get to know you, and they know you're nice to their kids, and that's it. That's all you need to get in.
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I work 3rd at a gas station. Had a nigger get pissed off at me the other day because he's like 35 and didn't understand how taxes work.
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>>683591577
That's not really an issue for me personally, I like finding new bugs and shit.
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>>683591532
They are

Firefighters and EMTs are volunteers in many countries. Even western countries.
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>>683590550
>security for apartment complexes
>probably fucked a lot of nigs since good looking milfs don't live in apartments
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>>683591257
There is a whole lot of other shit in it too, he tries to act like he is native american and some other weird shit. Someone will come in with a literal fucked knee, and he says some of his herbs will fix it. I only took the job because a guy i know part ownes it.
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I own a business where I work with animals.
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>>683590570
You're mental yourself. Either that or a pleb tier MHA.
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>>683591628
I'd have to disagree at that point. To each their own.
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>>683591485
>machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIVA_0eezcw
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>>683591584
they want influence
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Apart from my shitty boss ATM, im getting an IT job so i can make shit in my spare time. I mostly make replica weapons on a CNC and 3d printer, working towards going over to WETA as a main source of income.
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>>683591776
slaughterhouse?
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>>683591721
Professional paid firefighters and EMT's and people that show up when they can be bothered, or when the phone rings and they have time are NOT the same thing man.
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>>683591797
well i love what i do and im happy that i not have to work 8 hours at a pc and carry shit for half a day.
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>>683591830
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>>683591485
I was typing before your posts of misery. Condolences and may you move to a better gig in future.
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>>683586509
How does one become a bike courier?

Also, laser operator is my current job. It's not bad
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>>683591721
This. Idiots don't get that most firefighters in the United States aren't paid.
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>>683591929

it's a matter of how you organize these Services in your contry.

They serve the same purpose. So it's basically the same.

In my country EMTs are volunteers (but also paid workers) who have to be on the Station for about 6-12 hours.

Firefighters have less to do here, so the get alarmed by SMS and Pager. But there are fire stations every 5-10 kilometers.
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>>683591799
You should probably try and get a different job then, it doesn't sound like anything that would keep you sane. I breeze through a work day like it's nothing
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>>683591991
You're probably a patient.
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>>683589728
>implying you actually murder people with your car
Kek, nice one edgelord
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>>683592163
Austria and Germany checking in. Firefighters are volunteers here. Just in bigger cities they get paid workers because of more work.
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>>683586509
I'm a regional airline pilot in Costa Rica, AMA I guess
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>>683592344
No one cares about you two idiot refugee countries. Go use the water on the Muzzies, you faggots.
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God damn, I remember there was this short, thin, sexy girl named "dulce" that I met at the complex. Dulce means candy in Spanish. (Which I am. Mexican) the majority of the complex was Hispanic. Anyway, I met her one bad evening. I was walking the property like I always did because... Fuck that silly little golf cart. I was walking the property and I saw a shit load of police officers fly pass me and go to a building close by I went to ask what's going on, and they were putting some guy in handcuffs. (Dulce's boyfriend) it was a domestic violence incident. Anyway I met dulce that night. The hottest ass I fucked in that place. We immediately clicked as friends, and as her boyfriend was sitting in jail for beating her up, I was getting to know her in her apartment. We became instant friends, and a few weeks passed before we did anything, but sure enough, one day, coming out of the club on a weekend, she drove around the property looking for me, and sucked me off in her brown expedition before we fecked back at her place.
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>>683592089
Smoke bongs and get dreadlocks and you're halfway there
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>>683592416
seems like you lose buddy
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I paint trees to cut
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>>683589613
So the real question is do you have any hot basket cases that you can fool around with
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>>683592542
>germany
Just had a stabbing in a train station by a mudslime that screamed Allahu Akbar

>Austria
Probably getting cucked by durkas too
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>>683592551
Can anyone tell me what this is used for?
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Flavor chemist reporting in
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>>683592623
Not the same guy but most basket cases I've been in the hospital with are fucking ugly as sin. Except for when I was a teenager. And they usually had boyfriends
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>>683588784
You sell dragon dildos don't you?
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>>683592684
Wedge prisms can be used individually to deviate a laser beam a set angle, or two wedge prisms can be used together for beam steering applications.
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>>683591760
What? Lots of types of people live in apartments. How old are you that you don't know that? I can't even have a conversation with you because I feel that you're too stupid to follow logic. But for the record, nigs are gross, and you'd have to be pretty stupid to get involved with one. Yuck, man.
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>>683592761
24 years old and lived in a couple different apartment complexes. Unless you're talking fucking high rise apartments, then you're getting some shit tier ass, bro. Mostly where I'm from, no hot single mom is living in a goddamn apartment. She's living in a nice house that her ex is paying alimony and child support for.
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>>683592163
Shove your 'this' up your ass. I don't care what the volunteer situation is in bumfuck nowhere. I'm referring to the difference between pricks that give 30 years to serving a community versus clowns that show up when they are sober. Volunteers have their place, don't get me wrong but don't fucking compare them to full time career employees.
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>>683592729
It's a wedge prism, but that's not what I use it for.
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>>683592684
That, sir, is an 18th century cat litter box. An antique and in pristine condition.
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>>683590550
I love you guys
I'm a delivery man, not an odd job, but you guys always let me in.
When ive got a few seconds to spare the appartment security guys alwyas make me fucking laugh with stories.Once some dude was asking the security guy to drive him so he could take a shit. Made my day.
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>>683592869
If you're stupid enough to dedicate your life to fighting fires (and usually starting them for shit to do) then you're pathetic. Firefighters are literally shit tier. They don't come close to the prestige or pay that a cop can make.
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>>683592873
You asked what it was used for...
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>>683592527
>smoke bongs
Check
>get dreads
What am i, a nigger?
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>>683592895
>believing this guy.
Most apartment complexes do not have security unless you're paying big time fucking money. I have never heard of a security company hiring a guard or "officer" for guarding apartment complexes.
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Limo driver. Driven prom kids who are shitfaced or getting laid in the back seat to shady characters that I didn't ask any questions about.
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>>683592165
See how many volunteers show up on Xmas day, new yrs day, their kids birthday party, their own birthday, at 0400 during winter, their wedding anniversary before you make this shitty argument. You have retained people that turn up 30 mins after professional firefighters. Again, NOT the same field
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>>683593040
I just said I was a delivery guy and I see them on occasion.
I also see security at hospitals where I either use loading docks, visitor entrance, garage etc I dont go in the emergency area.
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>>683593040
high end places do. i worked for one for a while (second job). rich people run the range from totally obnoxious to down to earth.
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>>683592943
Everyone hates police officers.
Firefighters are Heros that save lives. Cops are sketchy mother fuckers that will kill or beat the shit out of you just because they're in a bad mood. Fuck the police. Only people who have cops as relatives support them.
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>>683593040
I also see mall security and guys with the same golf cart kind of thing in some complexes.
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>>683591557
Had one with "R engine will not start" fucker forgot to to switch his ignition switch to NORM. Makes you wonder why they have checklists.

Another one wrote up a sticker being missing from the windshield which had e window part number. On this aircraft It's one of those "no fly, no MEL" items.
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Michigan medical marijuana consultant.

I am hired by new growers to design grow rooms and teach basic and advanced growing techniques that would otherwise take years of trial and error to figure out.
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>>683592943
"Usually starting them for shit to do". You just summed up volunteer firefighting. The rest of your post is below shit tier. No where on the planet do firefighters rate below cops on the respect scale. You tried and you failed anon. Anything more from you and you're just embarrassing yourself.
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>>683593283
This

Fuck all the police. I'm looking forward to the war on cops when it becomes open season on pigs.
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>>683593170
Hospitals are required to have fucking security, dumbass. Where I live, they have guns and everything. Pretty sure they're authorized by Delaware State Police to arrest people as long as they let a local troop know that they did so.

tl;dr hospitals have cops.
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>>683593283
Not true.
>was arrested at 18 for a 10$ bag of pot
>the cop who arrested me was a chill black dude
>since he gave word to the judge that I was cooperative I got a smaller fine and no criminal record at all, no arrest.

I did over hear other cops who made fun of me the whole time though, but what cna you do? those guys are pussies and can become corrupt but its a small percentage.
My neighor and one of my friends are both state troopers who work in one of the most dangerous cities in US and they work hard, they get awards for making arrests in shoot outs with out lethal means.
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>>683593076

uhm, it's not a free choice here to come or not to come.
If you start your shift you have to follow instructions of the dispatcher even volunteers.
We have about 40 volunteers to do 8 12 hour shifts as EMTs a week

You don't seem like you are understanding this. The service works like this in many countries.
Within 15 Mins volunteers have to be at the crash site. And we easily do that.
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>>683586844
>Why wouldn't I?

You can do your job more efficiently with more gear. Get more fucking gears. Save the fixie for being a faggot on your own time.
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>>683593198
You must live in fucking Manhattan then, Regis.
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>>683593466
>small percentage

Sure anon, sure.
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>>683592971
OK then...what do I use it for.
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>>683593462
I'm aware, just saying, theyre everywhere.
I only ever had 1 dick security guy who wouldnt let me in for some reason and I had to force my way in through the garage.
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I work for the DMV. Seems dull but it is actually pretty intense sometimes
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bad apartment complexes have to have security guards. If they don't, they'll get sued for negligence. Do you guys think at all before you type? Literally anyone can hire a security company to watch their property. How is that difficult to believe?
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>>683593503
>You must live in fucking Manhattan then, Regis.

Boston
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>>683593595
I was a security guard for about a year
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>>683593283
You must be a shit tier firefighter then. When I had a fire, those motherfuckers stole some shit out of my mothers apartment. They're a bunch of cocky narcissistic motherfuckers that wanna take selfies while they're inside of your burned out shell of a residence. They can all die in a fire for all I fucking care.

When a nigger is trying to break into my house, I don't call a goddamn firefighter, I call a cop.

You're probably salty because the academy turned you down and you had to be a boring ass autistic fucking fireman,
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>>683593076
you won't believe this: it still works, even if you don't agree
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>>683593283
This. The only people who actually enjoy cops are cops, their families, and their friends. Everyone else hates them and most fear them as its getting to be a literal coin flip now on whether they'll jusr say fuck it, pull a gun on you, beat your face in, then call it self defense when you try to get away from the piece of shit with a gun who randomly started beating you for no reason.
Firefighters are bro's who risk one of the worst ways to die possible just to save lived and keep the damage from spreading. Also the national average salary for police is around 50k and firefighters who aren't volunteer make arounr 70k on average. Also firefighters HAVE to be fit as theirs national standards to be met to receive pay whereas its a crapshoot for cops like in new york where the only thing you gotta do once you're in is visit the range a mandatory two times a year and not miss which is why over half the force is obese.
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>>683593565
Kek
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Male prostitute. Mostly for men.
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>>683593299
"mall security"
They're private security, dumbass. They probably sit in a car all fucking day or night and make sure nigs don't nig.
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>>683593716
did this for 5 years. how long have you been doing it?
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>>683593565
When I was getting my licensed renewed there was a guy who was taking the eye test that is only letters and he said there was a stop sign and a Pontiac symbol in it. Had a chuckle.
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>>683593441
If you don't think firefighters start fires for something to do, then you're fucking autistic as shit.

http://www.fireengineering.com/articles/2010/07/murphy-firefighter-arsonists.html
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>>683593466
Exactly my point. When a firefighter dies, we don't fucking remember your dumb ass. When a cop dies, they have a full scale funeral with honors and everything.

Firefighters can go fuck themselves.
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>>683589858
>I work in a restaurant where people bring their own ingredients.
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>>683593553
Don't know nor care. Shove it up your ass for all I care.
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>>683593749
Not where I live. They patrol inside so the nigs don't nig and have those golf carts going around all day in the parking lots.
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>>683586509
i do a few things:
- design lighting installations for roads/highways/carparks/public spaces
- design traffic signal layouts and "which light goes green and when"
- design power networks for a stack of different voltages
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>>683593595
Wrong
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>>683586509
I was a rap star once.
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>>683593445
>Edge lord faggot detected
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>>683593488
How the fuck do I know what country you're referring to? In mine the volunteers show up when they want and leave when it gets hard. If they show up for shifts where you're from and have a 15 min response time then that's different. Although, if you're in a town that can support this system then chances are you don't see much shit bc volunteers can cover the work. We have volunteers here that aren't trained to go into a burning house. They can stand outside and use a hose. That's considered acceptable in that remote community.
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>>683593993
That's just not very nice at all.
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I work in computer security and forensics. It's pretty interesting
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>>683593682
Then don't act like a nigger and they won't kill you. The only time I've had problems with police is when I acted like an asshole.

I know of a firefighter that let a guy drop nearly 20 feet and fuck his whole face up. He said "oh he's just a Mexican, who fucking cares?"

Dude was my uncles friend and has to have a bunch of surgeries and probably will never work again. Thankfully the little asshole firefighter got arrested and will probably get sued
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>>683594002
What the fuck is a golf cart gonna do when most niggers these days have cars and guns? Nothing. They will die. Pointless.
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>>683593935
Nah, fat cops who can't pass a p.t. Test can go fuck themselves. You must be retawded because firefighters have honorable funeral procedures like cops do. No one likes cops. That's the reality of the situation. No one except their relatives. I bet that Even law abiding citizens get nervous around them these days.
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>>683594357
Around my way, the cops would hand your ass to you and all your little pissant fire truck driving faggot ass friends.
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>>683593948
Dunno bout him but i've worked in a similar place. Its actually kinda famous for minnesota and recently came back.
Basically you go fishing all day, bring your catch in, have some beers with the buds while i fillet your fish and cook the shit to perfection while you watch. You even got to pick the shit you wanted on it and how i cook it.
You bring in a northern? Cool beans, i can poach that, slow cook, pan fry, or sachet it. Whatchu want with that? Maybe some nice lemon slices or a mellower lemon grass. Possible sachet it in the juices and oils with some rosemary and thyme and slow cook that bitch so tend-what? You want it grilled? Go fuck yourself i ain't mangling a good fish, you some kind of retard?
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I work at a mall as a graveyard janitor. My boss leaves at 10pm and im sometimes alone all night.
I work 3 days a week, 10 hours a day.
The only time im not alone is when there's a mall security officer staying a little late.

Majority of the time its this Qt a few years older than me that hits on me all the time. She showed me her tits and butt before.
Not gonna attempt her though. Happily tied down and loyal as fuck.

In the ten hours i work a night, my duty as floor scrubber is done by 12am. So im left with 8 hours to fuck around. Sometimes i sleep all night, and other times I work out.

Its also great for whatever else, i currently go to college, so every so often i use my time to do homework.

There's also wifi here next to some nice couches. Great for when i wanna binge some random shit. I recently did HunterXHunter.
I may also use the time to play 3DS or something.

There also happens to be a Comcast booth in the middle of the mall, so sometimes i watch adultswim shit.

Finally there's these old people scooters that suprisingly have a fast speed.
Theres also some really loud speakers near by.

Add two and two together. I blast Queens' Flash Gordon theme while speeding around the mall at 15 miles n hour screaming.


Thats my job. Also free coffee to steal. Been working here a year.
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I'm a Registered Nurse. Some interesting times to be had in the hospital. Every day I meet new people in various stages of health. Some are giant assholes, some are psychotic, others are just routine, and some are super cool. Keeps work interesting i suppose. No two days are the same.
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>>683586509
Fuck you and your bike. Cyclists suck.
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>>683594496
Would you recommend it? Also how old are you?
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>>683586509
Telco repairman. Climb telephone poles an shit, fix internets, basic networking, wiring, stupid crap but it pays good.
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>>683594575
I knew this was coming
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I work at FOX News
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>>683594068
sorry to hear that you live in a third world country

but here we have trained volunteers that have hundreds of hours spent on education in their free time. Maybe other countries have more, but the system works quite well for EMTs and Firefighters.

heres a pic of a local fire department with volunteers and their gear. City has 10.000 residents. Around the city are 5 smaller fire departments with like 2-3 trucks.

People here are quite couraged
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>>683594607
You a sparky?
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>>683594496
Seriously... what's it like being around sick people all day?
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>>683594655
I been bit a bunch but never earned a permanent nickname for it.
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>>683593849
Literally the first 3 lines state that it's usually volunteers starting the fire. Thanks for making my point your autistic retard.
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Former Royal Marine Lt, now work for as a Private Security Contractor, making $600 a day tax free. Love my job.
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>>683587827
lol, move to melb, daniel andrews will greet you personally on his knees.
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>>683594429
Of course you would. Because that's what cops do. They abuse their power and create a bad image. That's why no one likes you assholes. I repeat, no one likes cops. No one. Everyone thinks of firefighters as Heros. Cops these days are seen as villains. That's pretty much the national opinion these days. But times are changing. The courts are starting to hold police officers accountable for abusing their power. It's good to see that asshole police are being charged for overstepping their boundaries.
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>>683591584
Yeah, that didn't happen
>6/10 because of details
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>>683594806
Should have went to college, you fucking firebitch
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>>683593935
Yeah they never honour firefighter on 9/11, just the cops.
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>>683594892
are you living under a rock or something?
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>>683594816
How much you losing to shit you aren't getting bennies for? Dental, health, and the like. How are you saving for retirement.
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>>683594600
>>683594660

If you can handle copious amounts of BS and people that are often literally at the worst stage in their life... yeah I'd definitely recommend it. Not many jobs out there that you can get with a minimum of a two year degree that pays as much as nursing does. It's got lots of job security and you can go anywhere with it nationally and find a job pretty darn easily.
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>>683594832
Yeah that's why when all the cops came to schools for the DARE project, all the little kids wanted to be just like that cop, right? Not one of them wanted to be a fat sweaty shitty ass firefighter.

Around my way, some of the highest paid people in the state work for the Delaware State Police. What the fuck does that tell you? NO ONE wants to be a goddamn firefighter. And in Delaware, there is a shortage of firefighters because no one wants to not get paid to do stupid shit like fight fires.
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>>683595022
Do you wipe a lot of ass?
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>>683594440
I like the sound of your place man. Very nice.
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>>683594892
>honour
Britfuck gtfo. FDNY is not volunteer and plenty of other departments came to assist. That's different.
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>>683594779
well are you in telecom?
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>>683594600
Forgot to include... 32 now. Got into nursing when I was 28. Was an EMT before that. Got tired of being out in the field making chicken scratch... decided I wanted to be under one roof for work. Power to all the EMS folk out there.
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>>683594849
Sure did. Maybe you have to live it to believe it. Idk. Idc. It happened. Life is awesome to me.
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>>683595161
>Telco repairman.
yeah...
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>>683595070
I do indeed. Some guy actually asked if I could hold his urinal for him this weekend. Dude was a whale and had difficulty reaching his junk...the CNA wasn't available. Good times. :/
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>>683595175
Yeah I couldn't do EMT. They're way fucking underpaid.
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>tfw uni student
>tfw no job
>tfw no money
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>>683595261
Well there are repairmen and then telecom electricians. I wanted to know if you were a fucking electrician. Are you?
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>>683595265
Great you ruined it for me. Thanks.
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>>683595039
Sike, firefighters have to be in excellent physical condition. You're trying real hard to win the argument but pro tip... You can't. No one likes cops. Accept it.
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>>683595302
Shouldn't have went to uni then
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I'm an umpire. Mostly do little league but have also done high school. Most interesting thing I've seen was 2 parents fist fighting.
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>>683594496
Respect for the RN's.
Job well done.!
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>>683595359
Pic related: you, bitch.
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>>683595011
I make more than enough to pay for private healthcare and a pension. I also own three properties and I'm working on acquiring a 4th.
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>>683595346
Haha sorry bud. It doesn't happen all that often though. Makes for humorous stories and you get to bitch about it with coworkers and friends. Really after awhile you become immune to all sorts of bodily functions.
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>>683595322
Ah, I see now, no. I am an actual telco repairman. Our electricians are all contractors, we haven't employed any for as long as I can remember.
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Oh and firefighters have to be more intelligent. Met certified. Cops only need a G.E.D. Firefighters a all around superior. I'm not even the firefighter guy. I'm the security guy who fucked a bunch of women. Firefighters are Heros. Cops are villains. Everyone knows that
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sterile services technician here. i basically clean the blood piss and shit off medical instruments used in operations. sometimes body parts come back on trays.
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>>683586509
Are you Robbie OP?
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>>683595441
Thanks!
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>>683595495
Oh. My bad. Telco is a company, isn't it?
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>>683586509
I suppose my job is interesting in that i don't actually have to do anything and its technically not a job beyond the occasional fly/drive to check shit. Its basically me getting between $84-144k a year handed to me over the course of the year.
I own a lot of land thats being mined, drilled, and farmed pretty much all over. Some is shared and others are wholly owned by me. Only made about $84k last year, my worst year, cause corn was only $3.50 a bushel and oil cost more to put into barrels than i made selling those barrels.
I'm 23.
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>>683595488
Yeah I see what you mean. My sister was a CNA for about 8 years or so. Got bitten by patients, hit, all that sort of shit. She doesn't do it anymore though.
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>>683595641
CNA's deal with an incredible amount of work and BS. First thing I did when getting hired was to get on the good side of all my CNA's. They really can make or break the RN they work with haha.
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>>683595448
Says emt on his shirt. Cops only need a GED. Nice try by googling "fat firefighter" though. I could google and find a billion fat cop pictures
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>>683595450
Nice.
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>>683595526
"Applicants must have a high school diploma or GED, and must have attained a minimum of 60 semester credits, or 90 quarter credits, from an accredited college or university OR one that is recognized by the U. S. Department of Higher Education OR 30 college credits along with two years of active duty military service."

Wrong. Probably got busted by the cops and is now salty because he's a shit-tier security guard who pretends to have fucked anyone. Security guards get no ass, bruh.
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>>683586715
he probably watched rush recently
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>>683595580
no, it's how Telecommunications Company is abbreviated usually. Maybe it's different depending on where you live, regional dialects and things.
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>>683595769
Some are trained in both, you stupid fuck. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
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>>683586509
i work part time fumigation technician, every weekend i to to ports and warehouses in philly and camden & fumigate cocoa beans. they are stacked up in huge columns and we cover different columns with tarps then drag sand weights an put them around the tarps to hold the tarp down to create a seal, the we shoot nerve gas into the tarp to kill everything, then we come back the next day and break it all down
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>>683588885
>wellness checks
what is that?

and also I thought state employees served people can you like pick them up as a "freelancer"?
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>>683586509

>single gear
>no brakes

premium rush/10
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I am a programmer. I program stuff
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>>683595880
Ah okay
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>>683595748
What department do you work in?
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>>683594647
Third world country - I'm Australian
population of 10,000 ppl - shows pic of 30 volunteer firefighters.
The job gets done...
You live in a hole with 10,000 people. That's not what I'm arguing. Stop being so desperate to make a point that you miss mine. I'm talking major cities. Volunteers aren't the same. They work for communities like yours. I'm not arguing that.
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>>683596077
Fuck you ausbitch. Are you the one saying cops aren't heroes?
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>>683594864
What? You're terrible at this.
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>>683595923
Wellness checks are you checking on peoples general wellness.
Hire a PI to see if that kid you ex-wife stole from you is actually being treated right and not starved or beaten by his step dad.
Suspect a girl is being harrass by a stalker you'd hire a PI to confirm this.
Wanna know if the retirement home isn't leave poor grandma in the sun or letting caretakers tag team her in the back? You hire a PI to find out and get evidence.
Basically if you fear for someones well being and hire a PI to confirm this thats a wellness check.
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>>683594950
Sarcasm idiot.
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>>683596210
No seriously, you should have went to college. Then you wouldn't have such a low life expectancy and shit pay.
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>>683596029
Currently on a ortho / surgical unit. Float to various other departments every now and then.
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>>683596261
oic

how does one get in to the dick business anyway?

any education required? red tape around officially advertising yourself as a "Private Eye"?
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>>683595039
What firefighter hurt you anon? You think your anti fireman stance will gain traction amongst people? They are literally amongst the top three most respected jobs in the world throughout the globe. You must have failed the recruit process a bunch of times.
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>>683596503
No idea i'm not that anon i just know what a wellness check is from experience.
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>>683596261
Sounds like a depressing job. Do you encounter lots of sad things?
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>>683595111
Not Britfag and it's not different. They are honoured throughout the world.
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>>683596611
what a tease

now where do i go to learn about this stuff? Google?

fuck you man
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>>683596721
I actually googled How do I become a Private Investigator and this came up first link.
http://www.pinow.com/resources/how-to-become-a-private-investigator
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>>683593789
just over half year, did you do it only with men?
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I work on AT&Ts cell sites. I get to see some decent views, shit views, inside buildings not accessible to the public, drug deals. It interests me at least.
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>>683596181
Hahaha. No. I'm the guy saying volunteers aren't the same as career firefighters. It's easy to see who you are though. You're writing style is shit tier fyi.
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>>683593339
Wanna come to Chile? We're riding the new legalization wave, and there's millions to be made. Nobody knows jackshit about weed here.
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Retired at 25. enjoy working, I used to hire idiots like you lot
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>>683593716
fag
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>>683596284
"Should have 'went' to college" thanks for the education advice. Also, I earn 100k a yr including OT and sleep on night shifts so my life expectancy isn't lowered at all. Swing and miss my man.
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>>683597141
I always thought that would be an interesting job. cool stuff bud.
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>>683586509
How does a delivery boy make money in this day and age?
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Contract courier. Deliver checks, credit cards, jewelry, other valuables. Customers must sign for items. Lonely plastic housewife orders shit every week. Comes to door in lingerie. After several weeks of this, I make my move. Get quick bj and nasty buttseks. Poop gets on dingdong. Didn't wear raincoat. Now I have da herps. Fucking bitch did that shit on purpose. Still have to see skanky cunt every week. Already got da herp, so fuck it- I grudge fuck that whore whenever my dick says so.

TLDR. Delivery guy fucks customer. Gets herpes. Continuing to fuck her.
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>>683597437
Honestly I saw more than a few in Brooklyn, but he doesn't look like he's in the city so I have no clue how well he's doing.
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I do rope access inside of the refineries in texas/Lousiana
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>>683586509
HVAC Technitian
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>>683597977
Have u ever beat ur dick up there and watch ur babies fall to their death?
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>>683598135
No but i've taken a piss from up there.
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>>683597977
Doing controlled depending can get annoying. Is it all smooth transitions? I generally have to deal with large domed water towers or tapered lattice towers when I need to. What device do you use?
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>>683597346
Well hopefully you die in a fire, pal.
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>>683597161
>you're writing style
>you're writing
>you're

I knew firefighters were retarded but not this fucking retarded
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>>683596549
Never wanted to be a firefighter but I always wanted to be a cop or work in medicine.
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>>683596317
You ever work a psych unit? I've been in several. Mostly dealt with some shitty MHA's but some of the nurses were nice.
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I count instructions for pharmaceutical products. They give me a box of papers and say 'there's about 50000 of them in here' and I have to tell them 'there's actually 50431' and if they later realize I got it wrong even by one I don't get paid. It sucks.

I am a musician though and I make my own audio equipment so my dream is to some day be a manufacturer of pro audio equipment
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>>683599097
>Military officer higher than firefighter, scientist, nurse. etc

jesus fucj America
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1NZSAS A Sqdrn LCpl
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>>683599278
I have old heavy Roland amp from 70's. You want buy? It has transistors as big as Oreos.
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>>683598933
You fuck up a sentence and pick me up for a grammatical error and I'm the retard? Dude I know you're not a cop or firefighter. You're a fucking loser who failed at getting in. Your posts reek of envy. It's been fun stringing you along and watching you fumble around saying everyone loves cops and hates firefighters. I'm well off, respected and happy. You're none of those 3. I'm
Off to bed now, I only have 8 hours left of my shift and I've spent enough of the govts money shit talking on here. Life is good as a fireman.
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>>683593493
fixie isnt the same thing as a single gear moron.
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>>683599360
If you're a CO (commissioned officer), that's very prestigious. Even if you're a NCO, that's still more prestigious than a firefighter. Not just anyone can be a damn military officer. But anyone can become a firefighter. Just be skinny and have a death wish.
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>>683597261
Its all about that PastaBase
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>>683599531
I never fuck up a sentence, pal. And the only reason I didn't serve in the military or the police force was for psychological reasons or else I'd probably be making more than your fat ass right now sitting at the firehouse eating chili all goddamn day. Go burn in a rowhome, you bitch.
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>>683599492
Liar/10
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>>683599492
Sounds badass
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>>683599492
Prove it
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>>683599768
Thx for not taking the bait mate
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>>683599650
Ha. Yeah right. I bet those lard ass woman filing paperwork and the tards serving chow are held in high esteem amongst them peers. You yanks suck the dick of anyone who puts a uniform on even though 1% will ever have a bullet fired at them. Yes they will get deployed so so fucking deep in the safe zone it's not funny
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Someone explain to me how op makes a living? delivery boys get fuck all
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I worked in emergency medicine for the U.S army as a trauma surgeon for six years. Since then i've moved pretty comfortably into a level one trauma center as a trauma surgeon.
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>>683600107
Okay tubby. You got a 10-33. Go check it out, code 3.
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>>683599762
"Psychological reasons"
Hahaha you don't say. I knew that before you told me. Check my last post faggot. I bet you're a regular navy seal inside that head of yours pal.
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>>683600270
Good for you. I respect you.
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>>683590083
Man there is potential for some epic green in here


Burritomancer
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I is jealous of OP's ride and job!
Nice fixie man, no brakes... damn!
:D
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>>683600332
Does every firefighter think that they're badass or some shit?
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>>683587971
You must have very little variety in power/speed to make more gears not worth it. Admittedly with three gears in a city I usually skip the 2nd but still use both 1st and 3rd a lot. You're stuck on the gear I'd use the least anywhere.
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>>683599527
I spend my free time scavenging scrapyards and recycling centers for shit like that and it's the best day of the month when I come across a beauty like that. But no, I wouldn't buy one, I rather make them myself from scavenged components
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>>683586509
>interesting jobs
>rides bike all day
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>>683599630
>>>683593493
>fixie isnt the same thing as a single gear moron.
Fam that is the exact same thing
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>>683586844

Because you're hindering your job performance.
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>>683600332
Here's your wet dream, you gay hose sucking faggot
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>>683600301
1- not fat. Not close to fat
2- not American so that bullshit means nada
3- your military remains full of useless retards who never saw danger while every fucking firefighter goes into fires during their career.
Take the military's cock out of your mouth
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>>683589613
is the pay any good? kinda being a deadbeat at the moment and want to do something that i could at least feel accomplished for
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>>683600013
If that's taking the bait you're a terrible fisherman.
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>>683591257
Those new CNC means will truly beat anything though but yeah if you take in the time to model and program the product it might sometimes be easier/quicker to just do manual work from the basic drawings.
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>>683600418
What gives you that idea from my post? I'm highlighting the fact that this guy had obvious problems.
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>>683590129
How did you get into that? were you an insurance appraiser before or something?
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>>683600339
Thank you very much

>>683600418
I volunteer as a firefighter locally, which, admittedly causes some scope of practice lines to be blurred. But for the most part yes, they do.

It's pretty annoying, to be honest, but the paramedics are ten times worse than a firefighter. The amount of trauma patients i've lost because the damn paramedic spent too long on scene trying to secure an advanced airway is embarrassing.
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>>683598414
Im not sure i understand your question friend.
Usually we are on piperacks or on towers taking Thickness readings and Doing xrays or mechanical work
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I'm a UPS driver. It's kind of an interesting job I guess. I get to meet a lot of people, and go into a lot of different businesses. I see some cool shit sometimes. Best part about it is being in a truck by myself all day. Worst part is the management is horrible.
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>>683600577
Wat? Why would my wet dream be a fireman when I am one. You should address your physiological reasons soon rather than later. You seem unwell
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>>683586509
transgender stripper

it pays the bills but I want die
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>>683600788
>means
Meant machines.
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>>683601044
is it true the entire UPS system is corrupt as fuck and everyone in management and above are total assholes?
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