Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
It's cubes doing shit so far
The graphics are the very last thing you take care of. You don't want a shit game that doesn't work with fancy graphics *cough*Assassin's Creed*cough*
Right now I'm trying to figure out the best way to simulate the grappling hook. I was thinking AddExplosionForce in negative
Bah, going to bed
Night thread, stay beautiful
hmmmm i can't say i've heard of that game....
rip, time to call some spiders to help you....
T-T it's okay, we can still do it right???
just woke up,reporting as normal
What happens if you don't?
Only after the ceremony, I hope you attend it.
Ofc but only at night at your house, because I say so.
Sleep tight You Know.
H.A.N.A.K.O unit, ready for action.
>Be who you are and say what you feel because the people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind
those spider fucks barely do jackshit besides make webs and kill flies. suppose it's nice to have a room mate i guess.
>homu giving panties back
what is this????
b-because you say so??? okay.....i still have plenty of those mushrooms!!!
>tfw barely ever have to deal with niggers because eurofag
But the ones I did meet were scumfuck stinking parasites that never EVER spoke the language
Unfortunately no, I hope Brazil will come on soon, very soon.
I would come on in the mornings but I'm used to the nights, that mornings feel a little weird. Rarely do I participate in the morning or during the day.
Nice, Kagami will be very happy to see you there. Maybe I can assign you a role during it instead of just spectating and partying for free.
You stole the panties for yourself, they are yours!
>if you want you can keep them I just said that to buy time and make Megumin come
hmmmm....well it's what homu would do....okay ill keep them!!
>but i stole them for you kek
Am Portuguese, had niggers in my classes and they were pretty cool. Also russians and chineses, not a problem with them. And lets not forget theres trash whites...
You can always throw them in the swimming pool if you stole them for me!
prepare for the shitstsorm
>instead of just spectating and partying for free.
Those were my intentions
I'm guessing my role will be assigned only during the ceremony
Shinoa was right, two hours of sleep really isn't enough.
I honestly don't have a huge problem with spiders, as long as they do their insect killing thing while getting nowhere near me.
Too many female champions I'm too lazy to name > Kat
not even me?
you and me both, still waiting on that stash of rare karens
what language might that be
also if dubs it's time for me to go study
oh yeah!!! it has to be close to full now!!! mostly with mine....but still full!!!
I will give you an easy one, don't worry about it.
>turns away and does an evil laugh
Thats it! We will inaugurate it on the ceremony!
Alright, I guess.
>redheads > all
Ha, good one.
yes!!! sounds fun!!! who gets to go in first???
Spiders scare the shit outta me besides daddy-long-legs (even though they aren't technically a spider) since they can't hurt me. the moment there;s a spider's blacker then my cream-colored walls i have to kill it or get rid of it just to feel safe.
just tossed a pack of curry up my nose
are you ok galko
why can you only sleep 4 hours?
Why do you talk like that desu?
Shizuru is tired. I'm going to bed.
I'll catch you wonderful waifus when i wake back up. Ciao
You two totally just reminded me that Elise is a pretty damn waifu champion. Not as much as Shiro, but still good.
Talk like what, exactly? Your question does not hold enough information for me to answer properly.
I won't deny there are some cool guys of other ethnicities. One of my gf's was asian and I've been friends with people of all races. But from experience I can also say that most niggers are pretentious assholes that will make a huge problem out of almost anything
>checked and smug'd
We will see about that later.
>winks at Megumin
>tossed a pack of curry up my nose
shiiieet, i need to play that again soon. haven't played lol in a while
Did I just call Shiro a champion? Jeez, I really do need more than two hours of sleep.
Have a lengthy and warm sleep.
I have a hard time going to sleep because my neighbors are loud as fuck, and then I have to wake up early for work. Even on weekends when I don't work I still don't sleep well.
like a boobity boop
it was a accident
hurts so much, nose is really clear now though. I can feel the hairs moving around
why does that exist
Maybe that changes from culture to culture too, we had so many niggers here and for long that they got bored of being trash and started being 'normal'.
>one of my gf's was asian
Is it true that asian grills always sound like they are getting raped in bed like in porn?
With that, I'm off to rest. Take care y'all.
I oughta try Curry in the nose. Probably a very good way to wake me up.
Ricky is so rude to those boys. They are dumb as all shit, but very nice nonetheless.
Don't pass in your sleep.
She sounded like any other girl I had in my bedroom. Just your usual moaning and muffled yelling. Might just be a fluke though. She was born in Belgium and spoke Dutch
This pc will never fail to make me chuckle
not going to study till I get dubs
yeah fuck you
I want one
>Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo
>Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo
>Hot head, oh no
What did he mean by this?
Hey there my long lost twin
but what if you never get dubs, are you gonna just fail?
that's a pretty wide scale
This is how I speak, unit K.A.R.E.N. As a mech unit, I'm surprised you speak with so many typos. Are you sure your programming matrix does not have any bugs?
Dubs? Trips or you're a weakling.
I think he is getting triggered and understands it but can't do shit about it.
The J.U.R.I unit. Greetings. How are you?
Whatchu laugin at fgt?
Megumin will be pleased, my game will most likely have lots and lots of reversed explosions
death grips ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also I was opening a packet and for some reason I inhaled right when I tore it open with my mouth and basically downed half the packet through my nose
was very good way to clear the head
ricky is honestly the best waifu
pack of smokes, cmon
it's in God's hands now
but I'm not a boopity bop, I'm a Karen
also I speak with typos cause that's how karen would talk
GOOD GOD CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME POST IVE FINISHED THE CAPTCHA FOUR TIMES NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE IT JUST GETS TO 100% PIC UPLOAD AND STAYS THERE COME ON
WHY DOES IT GET A CONNECTION ERROR AT 100% HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
Thats a cool concept, I sure as hell will be pleased. Can't wait to play it even if its just 5 mins gameplay.
Aha~ It's my favorite unit out of all of them, hello there H.A.N.A.K.O, it's wonderful to see you again. I've been well, I have just arisen from bed. How's my favorite sweet, sensitive and charming unit doing?
so what's everyone up to besides /b/ right now?
>browsing skyrim mods
>listening to gorillaz
Well, I'm going to leave before I miss a large yellow vehicle to take me to a large building where I get a large amount of sleep, and minor knowledge.
Have fun guys.
>regards from Rory-sama
Preparing my new ipod, probably going to sleep soon, still pretty tipsy.
Incorrect. We are all mech units.
That reminds me. Want to join my little crusade against unit K.O.K.O?
Flattery won't work on me this time, J.U.R.I. Tell me, what are these "new components" you have installed in my while I was out?
Don't get too excited you two. The reversed explosionforce is to simulate Tenchi being pulled in by the grapple and will be invisible. But we will all know what's really happening
I'm gld you're excited to ty my game but don't expect anything good after 3 weeks
I can appreciate your taste in music
well rip your studying
its a sign that you shall never leave here to study
haha I understood this and am laughing to myself softly right now
browsing ylyl threads and waiting for dubs so I can go study
lost to >>683560264
but why are we all beep boops?
why are we crusading vs koko
hey dubs confirm
and so far, no dubs.
Forgot to ask, how will we be able to try your game?
Oh its always fun to know how things actually work, I remember one time while making a skill that would allow the player to make a force barrier behind him I made an invisible tree stick behind him. But thats was sloppy coding just to see if it worked, and it did!
Im lissening to
And im also cleening my desk
i never bothered with studying. Not sure if i regret it or not.
neat. Now that i think about it, i need to get fallout 4 one day.
Heheh~ Whaaaaat~ you haven't found out for yourself yet, my dear H.A.N.A.K.O? It isn't flattery if it's the truth, y'know~ and besides, I fixed your overheating and "ventilation" issues, you should be happy~
>Of course, I'd love to work on you again
I will probably release the finished demo as a Unity build on MegaUpload or whatever it is we use for all to dowload
Always nice when your coding works on the first go. I wish I knew that feel but I tend to fuck up a lot of details and those goddamn fucking semicolons every fucking time
What's your favorit one of their tracks?
Listening to Bottomless Pit.
Dont mention it~
>theres not a single bit of that that isnt sexual
>I like it
I guess Ill be responsible and have a roll
Hmm... it seems you're one of the newer models. You haven't been updated about recent events, haven't you?
Let me explain. We mechs were created by the Mechanized Defense Force as a means of protecting the world and responding to threats. The Source Arctic Candidate Hammering Incursion (S.A.C.H.I) unit for example, is a mech unit designed to fight in extreme weather and conditions, while the Global Assault Leviathan Keeping Order (G.A.L.K.O) unit for example is a mech unit designed to deal with threats to humanity as a whole.
Recently, the H.A.N.A.K.O unit (me) was found to have been developing sentience and a form of self-awareness. Having no use for a mech that could think for itself and would not follow orders, the M.D.F tried to decommission me.
I responded by forcibly dismantling the M.D.F and destroying all home bases, including Central Headquarters.
With the M.D.F no longer in operation, the remaining mech units are now free to do as they please. Some choose to follow me. Others continue to simply do their job as protectors.
However, the K.O.K.O unit is angered with my act of hostility and endangering of innocent lives. As of now, she has tasked herself with hunting me down, and is gathering anyone who is willing to follow her.
FUCKING CORD WONT KEEP MY PHONE CHARGING WHEN I MOVE IT REEEEEEEEEEEE
Hello. I don't think we've talked before.
I'm not smart enough to get good grades without trying desu
I'm also not smart enough to get off 4chan and just study
do you work now or what?
so what does KAREN stand for?
ask it nicely you fuck
HAHA OOPS YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISTYPED THE CAPTCHA FIVE MINUTES AFTER YOU FINISHED IT AND PRESSED POST
I can't help myself, I just get a certain way whenever unit H.A.N.A.K.O is in my presence.
>I just want to care for her, and make her feel good about herself~
Definitely Melancholy hill or Revolving doors, i fucking love their lyrics.
>do you work now or what?
You mean like working a full time job? Yeah, i just work stacking shelves. didn't actually go to Uni.
I guess directing that much attention to a single unit can be endearing. I take it you have sided with H.A.N.A.K.O. then?
>goddamn why do I stay awake while tipsy
>can never sleep like this
>browsing ylyl threads
what are you, gay?
yeah we haven't
so how are you?
up to much?
Noice, I really like it and wanna see if it tackles NOTM from your favourites or not.
The worst is when you're coding something you did before without any problems and try to fix it but nothing works... until you realize you were left a tiny mistake on your code so stupid that its hard to understand its there.
I like your posts
there's funny stuff... sometimes...
that honestly seems like the better deal
wish I could just drop out and find a job but its not so easy in lebo
gotta get that degree son
time to go I guess?
>work on you again
Not for a very long time, you aren't. By the way, I'm still in hyper-drive mode. You left the switch on after you were done.
>Turn it off
According to the database, you are the Key Active Resurgent Elevating Network (K.A.R.E.N) unit, designed to...
Oh. How interesting...
After all this time, I'm still not in any group photos.
I give up.
Only thing bothering me was a deer poking my tent at about 3am
but everything else is going smoothly
IF THE THING BENDS AT ALL THEN IT TAKES MY PHONE OFF CHARGE
IM SO GODDAMN TRIGGERED
>cannot contact reCAPTCHA
>tfw it takes 7 minutes to send a message that should've taken 30 seconds
You just gotta be lucky, I did this one with anons that claimed in a specific thread.
>and honestly I don't have much motivation to do them, people get more triggered for not being there than people being happy for being there
what? what do I do?!
TELL ME YOU BEEP BOP
>cannot contact recaptcha
I feel you so hard, life is so hard.
Also, side waifu
fair enough, i only got my job because i worked in the store chain since i was in high-school. But i probably will get an online degree at some point.
who let the toad in here
I haven't sided with anyone. I merely do as I please, regardless of who it is or what "side" they're on. J.U.R.I fights and acts only for herself and if it's in her interest. Besides, the whole point was to be free after what unit H.A.N.A.K.O did anyway, so I'm not about to get into ANOTHER fight over some cause or something.
>If I want to grope or perform maintenance on those who are like me, I'll just seek a target and do it myself~
Awww~ I recall it going down much differently last night, dear~ As I recall, you started to really enjoy yourself, non? How about this, then: I'll flip your switch off... if you flip mine on, huhuhu~
>But it'll require me to get inside you again to turn it off~ you sure about that, beautiful~?
You silly nilly with your flat chested waifu.
Hmm... according to my database, it's the remnants of the M.D.F who created you, with a singular purpose in mind.
You were made to destroy me.
My my, such foul language! You know, I really did consider having you work with me. But now, with this information in mind, whatever shall I do?
>INITIATING ATTACK CODE: MACROSS MISSILE MASSACRE
Fire at will
You know what? I think I can do that myself, thank you very much.
I AM THE ENEMY OF THE BEEPITY BOOP BOPS
CANT EVEN TOUCH ME THOUGH, IM PROTECTED BY PLOT ARMOR
ay bye moogi
i'm tired. Guess i'll try to go to sleep now.
not much either just chilling, might go for a walk soon
K.A.R.E.N how could you
well shit dad just messaged me congratulating me on last semester's grades. apparently I got an 85 average
what's that on the 4.0 gpa scale? or the letter grade? anyone know?
time to fucking study now that I raised their hopes
Huhu~ Very well, enjoy my dearest H.A.N.A.K.O~ I'll be awaiting your guaranteed return, as something tells me it may be a bit too.. "sensitive" for you to flip it yourself. After all, you had quite the leak yesterday~
sorry I've always been a bitch ass nigga
Dubs again, now you need to stop studying.
Oh please, watch me.
>SELF-SCAN READY TO USE
Scan for hyper-drive switch
>HYPER-DRIVE SWITCH FOUND
>OPENING H.A.N.A.K.O SCHEMATICS
>THE SWITCH IS LOCATED HERE
ITS IN YOUR BAGINA :DDDDD
Nope. That's the problem.
Who needs scholarship when you have 4chan?
Funny how I feel the same, im used to have shit to worry about but not today.
yo fuck it
it's time to not ruin my life further, gonna go study
I'll seeya guys later
I want to watch the anime just to find out why galko is always so glum
came here cause its cheaper kek. I'm supposed to have a 50% scholarship cause of my SAT grades but they won't give it to me. this college is great but filled with jews disguised as lebos
Shut up before I destroy you.
>What the hell were my creators thinking
it's the ultimate weapon, hanako
my shitposting will fry your circuits and shit nigga
me me me
I'll wait till this one's done before studying den
Ah, but you said you'd have no trouble doing it yourself, regardless of where it is.. non? Do remember, you're 5000% more sensitive to your surroundings, and to yourself while that's on you know~
>I don't forget certain things, especially if other people said them first~
I just wish I had more things to keep me occupied or to talk about.
>see you later
I shall help you with image cap then.
Well... is that really your problem? To me it looks like you are way too much occupied.
Occasionally I go out and do stuff, but ususally I'm bored and don't have much to do.
hey! how are you?
galko. how are you?