Incest greentext thread.
Images and stories accepted. Preferably Siblings
I wanna fuck my sister so fucking bad. Pic related
>>683584006
already did
>>683584113
She turns me on so much
>>683584170
I want her so bad
>be me.
>year two thousand something.
>be 19.
>have cute little sister that sleeps with me sometimes.
>she's 15
>amazing legs and ass, tits are C's, blonde hair blue eyes, has that innocent look with a hint of maturity I guess.
>start having bad thoughts about her.
>cant even spoon her in bed without getting erections.
>get her to talk about secrets and sex while laying in bed or just chilling in room playing PS2 or watching tv.
>starts asking me questions about sex.
>give her all the answers legit.
>sex talks gets me diamonds so i continue trying to have them.
>one day alone in house. we talking about sex.
>asks me about guy's dick size.
>do all guys have big dicks like in porn? >(she'd seen porn)
>tell her no. most guys are average.
>asks what average is.
>"5 or 6 inches."
>"how big is yours?"
>"9"
>"you're an idiot they don't get that big"
>i get ballsy and offer to show her.
>she doesnt take me up on it right there on spot. (haha. no thanks)
>but later on she does.
>we agree to trade.
>show me her boobs if i show her my dick.
>i show her my dick.
>sporting erection already.
>looking at it up close.
>"what the fuck why is it so big?"
>asks if its ok to touch it.
>i tell her its fine.
>sort of inspects it with fingers. squeezing it mostly.
>she stops after a bit. (says i can pull pants up).
>i ask her for her side of deal.
>she pulls shirt up and bra down.
>her areolae are huge but look great on her tits, nice pink color
>i go to touch them.
>she backs up and hesitates.
>i tell her its fair cause she touched mine.
>rolls her eyes and says fine.
>reach out and grab her new tits.
>soft and perky as fuck.
>asks if im done. i say yes and pull hands away.
>didnt really wanna stop though.
>pulls up her bra.
>we stop that time at that.
more?
This is just sad. Ask her
>>683584345
Continue....
>>683584218
>>683584189
Any more of them sexy feet?
>>683584345
please continue
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>>683584345
>late hours of the night.
>im in bed with her in my room.
>parents in their room.
>everyone going to sleep.
>we're talking about random bullshit as we lay there.
>get her talking about sex again.
>ask her if she has any secrets.
>tells me one of her classmates is dating a senior in HS.
>"they're already having sex".
>sister asks me when i first had sex.
>tell her when i did. (i was 15)
>asks me what it was like etc.
>asks me how guys know when they're gonna cum.
>tell her about sensation. ("it feels like tickling".)
>i have an erection at this point and horny.
>i get ballsy again and ask if i can see her boobs again.
>doesnt want to. (we'd have to turn on the light).
>"can i touch them then"?. i ask.
>says "ok fine" in kind of annoyed voice.
>i put my hand up her shirt and bra and start touching.
>laying there in bed fondling her perky new boobs under covers.
>asks if im done kind of annoyed.
>i tell her i am. (really wasnt / didnt wanna stop)
>she sort of fixes her bra and shirt up.
>tells me "you touched mine i can touch yours".
>i say ok but got surprised she even said that cause she sounded annoyed before.
>starts touching my dick over my sweats.
>mentions my erection. ("its hard.")
>i ask if she wants to touch under my pants.
>stays quiet a bit.
>tells me "alright".
>i pull the elastics of my sweats down on front and guide her hand with my other hand.
>she's doesnt jerk me off though, she sort of just touches it up and down and touches my balls.
>mentions my balls having hair.
>she pulls her hand away soon after and tells me she's done.
>i pull up my sweats still sporting erection.
>we lay there for a bit more, talking.
>my erection subsides.
>she eventually got tired and fell asleep.
>i fell asleep soon after, spooning her.
>drove her to school next morning.
>>683584345
Yeah, this happened.
Would you fool around with your mom if she was hot? I would without hesitation, being a mamma's boy it just seems like a natural progression to take our relationship to the next level.
>>683584713
Is that it?
>>683584345
>>683584713
Do you live in West Virginia or some shit?
is it weird that im getting dimonds reading this
>>683584863
No. More?
>>683584872
No.
>>683584802
Fuck to the no
>>683584974
What hillbilly state did that happen in?
>>683584974
Yes please
>>683585013
Arkansas
>>683584713
>sister occasionally still sleeps with me at night.
>[old habits die hard]
>she's touched my d few times now, but not jerked me off yet.
>at that point i could confidently ask if i can fondle her tits while we're laying there.
>my requests are usually met with scuffs but she always lets me.
>one night im grabbing them with both hands while she's face up.
>i pretend to be inspecting them but im working up the courage to suck on them.
>i ask if i can kiss them.
>she asks me "why".
>i tell her i just want to.
>simply says to me: "ok".
>start kissing softest nipples ever.
>go for broke and start sucking on one.
>then the other.
>look up at her and see the silhouette of her face looking down at me.
>i am beyond diamonds at this point.
>keep doing it for a bit more.
>stop.
>tells me "you left your saliva all over".
>and wipes herself with her shirt.
>i am livid at this point and really want to fap.
>tell her i need to go to the bathroom.
>asks me if im gonna pee.
>tell her "no. im gonna do something" else hoping she'd get the idea and be down for it.
>she scuffs and turns her body away from me. (facing away)
>i am sad and dissapointed sort of just standing there by door.
>decide not to fap and just get back in bed with her.
>spoon her.
>fell asleep eventually with disappointing blue balls.
keep going?
>>683584974
Only if it ends in actual sex. Did you crush that puss?
>>683585286
Stop asking if you should continue, just keep going
>>683584980
Eh I can understand the apprehension, sometimes the relationship you have doesn't allow sexual feelings to develop. But if you look at her as just another milf then it clicks that in essence she is a milf
>>683585286
ffs anon, abandoning thread next time. you ask if we want more. Just paste your shit and be done with it. No need to be an attention-whore. You're not delivering gold-tier material, but it's entertaining.
I would post some screencapped greentexts, but it somehow results in a posting error everytime I try it.
>>683585313
Yeah, fucked her till she married. This was 10ish years ago. Nothing now, and she told no one.
>>683585380
>>683585512
Asking because if no interest I'll stop, fuck.
>>683585286
>regularly sucking tits when possible.
>been jerked off once but not to completion.
>cause she wanted to see what cum/cumming looked like IRL.
>but we left it alone cause mother woke up while sister had hand on my dick.
>anyways, watching tv in living room with her, another day.
>parents home.
>mother in kitchen talking to father.
>not paying attention to their conversation.
>suddenly mother approaches me and asks me if I need something from the store.
>["your father is taking me to the store".]
>i am distracted and just say i dont need anything.
>mother asks my sister if she wants to go with them or stay or wants something.
>sister says she wants to stay and watch tv.
>but she asked them for something. but i dont remember what.
>parents leave.
>just two of us in living room.
>call her name. and she turns face towards me from tv.
>ask her if she still wants to see what cum looks like IRL.
>tells me she wants to watch tv.
>i am dissapointed.
>shit, i figure probably better leave it alone.
>then suddenly asks me if "will it take long?".
>my heart beat spikes but i simply say to her "probably not".
>she says "ok then".
>asks where we're gonna do it.
>i tell her "hold on".
continuing
>Be 18
>Have 17 year old GF.
>GF has 14 year old hot as fuck sister.
>Over at GFs house, just me, her and her sister.
>GF casually mentions guys are noticing her sister now.
>Despite being only 14, she already has C cup boobs. Shoulder length brunette hair in a ponytail, and rather slender build.
>"Well, like you, she's kinda hot" I say.
>"Hotter than me?"
>"Oh fuck no, but she'll break a few hearts for sure."
>GF smirks a bit.
>"What?" I ask nervously, thinking I said something wrong.
>GF yells out "Hey sis! Get down here for a sec".
>GF's sister comes down. She's wearing a plain grey dress that hugs her body well, showing off legs.
>Walks up in front of us, we're both on couch in living room.
>GF says somewhat matter-of-factly: "Hey, Anon wants to see you naked. Take the dress off."
>I swear to god my heart stopped.
>GF sis looks a little unsure
>GF says firmly "Go on, do it!!"
>Without any further hesitation she grabs the bottom of her dress, slides it up over her waist, then her boobs fall out as the dress comes over her shoulder and off her head.
>GF sister is now standing in front of me, wearing only panties and an awkward 'im both excited and unsure of this' smile.
>'Turn around, let Anon see you're
>As she turns, GF slides her hand under my pants and plays with my cock.
>Sister is facing us now, GF says 'stay still, let Anon look at you for a bit' while she keeps stroking.
>She stood there for a good 3 or 4 minutes until GF says 'Do you want to suck him?'
>Sister nods in a 'no' fashion.
>"Fine. Stay there, don't move. He still gets to watch you"
>GF strips off her own top and bra.
>GF then starts sucking me herself.
>Sister clearly a little awkward now, but does as she is told and stands and keeps herself and her fantastic boobs on display.
>I finish and GF races to bathroom to spit out my cum.
>Sister stares at my cock, seems curious, but makes no motion to suggest she wants it or anything.
>I'm too aroused and scared to even move anyway.
>>683585286
Figures. Your mom and dad are probably brother and sister, dude.
>>683585638
Cont!
>>683585755
>>683585755
Im now married to my GF (this event was back in 2003, and has never *ever* been mentioned again by my wife/GF or her sister at all)
>>683585827
GIve him time might be a slow typer jeez
>>683585638
You've obviously had interest, faggot.
>>683585617
>>683585420
My mother is 63. I'm 24. No feeling like that at all, bruh.
>>683584802
>>683585755
kek wtf
is there more?
any pics?
>>683583814
as soon as their parent left the house, what a fking cringe
>i get up from couch to lock door feeling like my heart is gonna pop through my chest at any time.
>i lock the door with both locks.
>she's just standing there in the living room
looking at the tv.
>i tell her to go with me to the bathroom.
>we get there and I leave the door open in case parents come back I can hear.
>our bathroom had a long sink and the toilet
next to it.
>she leans against sink and looks at while im masturbating on above toilet bowl.
>i am overwhelmed with sexual lust at this point.
>i figure we're already gone this far down the road I might as well ask her to help.
>she asks me how.
>i grab her hand and tell her to jerk me off.
>aint gonna lie: most awkward hand job ever.
>but thats all it took for me to start spurting out semen into and out of toilet bowl.
>reality starts rushing back in.
>look down on her hand and she's got some cum on it.
>she brings it up to her face and starts sort of inspecting it.
>sort of looking at its texture or something.
>tells me "it kinda smells like chlorox".
>i nearly cum again when she smelled it.
>she looks around for toilet paper and wipes it off her hand.
>i grab some from her and start wiping myself down.
>word for word this is exactly what she said to me: "that was cool".
>told her to wash her hands before she went back out and she did.
>she went back to watching tv while i cleaned and wiped cum from bathroom floor and toilet rim.
>went back outside to living room and unlocked door.
>parents showed up maybe 30 minutes later.
continuing
>>683584345
Fuck off fag you just changed some lines of this story from a thread yesterday
>>683585755
I'll take Shit That Never Fucking Happened for $500, Alex.
>>683586050
Not only yesterday, saw this story a few days ago a bit different.
>>683585755
When autism writes, ladies and gentlemen.
>>683586003
>>683586003
No that was kind it. GF came back into room and started getting dressed, sister took that as cue to grab her dress off the floor and big out.
It was never mentioned again.
Also, no pics. GFs sister is a fellow anon, and has friends on here. There's a reason I didn't even use fake names.
This all happened in 2003, digital cameras weren't exactly in ready supply for a broke 18 year old in high school.
>>683586048
>after my parents showed up they left again
>this time she initiated
>"anon I want to see you cum again"
>"a guy can't cum again that soon"
>"why?"
>"because"
>"do you need my help again?"
>"even if you did that again, it wouldn't help"
>she looks like she's thinking and stares at
the tv again for a few seconds then turns around
>"if we did some stuff like what they do in porn would that work?"
>i'm diamonds
>"uh...maybe..."
>we went back to the bathroom
>I started stroking myself while looking at her
>"what um...exactly do you need me to do?"
>every nasty dirty thing is running through my mind, and as bad as I wanted to fuck her, I really can't
>"could you kiss it or something?"
>she looks at my dick, staring
>"i guess... you showered right?"
>"yeah this morning"
>she gets on her knees and stares at it more, her mouth slightly open, I can feel her breath on my tip
>i have discovered a new hardness
>she suddenly stops
>"I can't I'm sorry I'm not ready for this... can you just use my hand?"
>fucking bitch really
>"it'll have to be later then"
>"ok cool"
>fuck everything, blue balls again
continuing
>>683585937
It works now.
>>683586255
>not using fake names as an excuse
Just stop.
>>683586255
Totally 100% believe you, bro.
>>683585638
Cont or riot
more??
>>683585755
>>683585755
>>683586255
>>683586255
Holy shit...
I think I'm the 14 year old sister...
You and your wife grew up in Port Macquarie, and live in Sydney now... yeah?
(Say my name or your name I stg I'll tell you know who)
>>683586261
>fast foward a bit
>handjobs regular occurrence.
>but only at night when parents asleep and
under covers.
>also in a hurry cause school and waking up early for her.
>been asking about oral though.
>but she kept shooting me down.
>then suddenly she didnt want to sleep in my room with me.
>so i stopped asking about oral cause i figured that was it.
>one night we're playing ps2 in my room and it gets late.
>mother comes into room and mumbles on about mundane family shit.
>she sister if she's just gonna sleep there.
>sister says she is.
>mother tells me to lower volume cause father in bed already.
>then she says good night and leaves.
>me and sis keep playing PS2 till late.
>finally gets tired of playing and says she's going to bed, putting controller down.
>dont know what to think cause she hasnt been staying in room with me cause i'd ask for oral but now she's there on her own without me asking.
>dont wanna push my luck so i keep playing PS2.
>maybe 3-5mins minutes after I hear her voice behind me asking me what time im coming to sleep.
>shit, i thought she was already asleep.
>im both confused and slightly aroused cause i dont know if what im thinking is what she wants, or its just my dick thinking for me.
>i tell her i can go to bed now if she wants me to turn it all off.
>she tells me to just come to bed.
>i get up and turn off the PS2 and the tv and get in bed with her.
>it was mostly dark but my old bedroom window had a light fixxture next to it and some light would seep in so I could see somewhat.
>i get in bed under covers and i spoon her with my hips away from her cause usually i'd get erections and I wasnt sure if I was imagining wrong and didnt wanna ruin anything.
>>683586642
Woah, that just happened
>>683586642
YA DUN GOOFED ANON, RUN
>>683584218
>>683584189
>>683584136
>>683584113
>>683584058
>>683584006
In the other thread you said you already had had your sister. You lying little faggot.
>>683586479
>>683586329
>>683586213
>>683586112
>>683586050
I don't understand you guys.
Why do you complain about these storys beeing fake? Do you do this too when you are watching porn?
Just enjoy the storys, or don't and gtfo.
Also no, I am not one of the anons who posted a story.
>>683586686
Either you dun goof'd or you made it all up
>>683583814
y u no
>https://www.literotica.com/c/taboo-sex-stories
>>683586759
>>683586779
Kirsten Archives are shit loads better.
underage shit and everything
>>683586655
>we're laying there in bed and im starting to get sleepy.
>im starting to sort of forget about entire sexual thoughts and just lay there with her.
>suddenly tells me she likes sleeping on my bed cause its softer than hers.
>i ask her if she was mad at me and thats why
she didnt want to sleep there anymore.
>tells me she wasnt.
>asks her if she minded giving me the hand jobs.
>tells me she didnt mind.
>i ask if she was mad cause i was bigging her for oral.
>tells me she is not mad about that.
>i figure im pushing my luck so i just stay quiet and keep spooning her.
>maybe 5 seconds later says "If I do it to you, you do it to me?".
>looking back on it, its incredible how fast one can get aroused sometimes.
>i tell her i'll do it if she wants me to.
>says to me: (word for word) " I wanna know
what it feels like"
continuing
>>683586893
this man knows whats good
>>683586642
post tits and timestamp or you're a dude faking it
>>683586997
Please hurry.
The fuck.
Up.
Was trying to go to bed a half hour ago and I wanna finish this story.
>>683587130
this
story is probably bullshit but fuck I am hard as a rock
Ooo it's getting gud
>>683586997
>once again, i am sort of livid with sexual build up at this point.
>i lay down on the bed with a pillow behind my head while trying not to make too much noise with the stupid bed springs (this was common for years).
>i lower my sweat pants and my erection sort of just sprung out of my pants.
>she asked me "how do i do it?" and I told her to just lay herself on my stomach.
>there are no words to describe the feeling of her mouth the very first time it wrapped itself on my dick.
>it was very far from a good blowjob that one time.
>but it didnt matter cause I had to keep constantly telling her to stop or I was gonna finish.
>whole ordeal probably lasted a couple of minutes till I could no longer hold out and pulled her face away (from her shoulder) before i shot into her mouth.
>i didnt wanna ruin it for myself so i kept my promise to let her know when I was gonna finish.
>came all over my stomach and own hand.
>then we took turns going to the bathroom to clean up as to not wake up parents or make them suspicious.
>that was the first of many blowjobs and hanjobs and me going down on her until we had sex about 2 years later.
>>683587249
fuck now I have to keep reading
>>683587249
>be me.
>early 20s.
>been getting oral from and giving oral to sister for a good two years.
>every now and then though, she'd let me rub my dick on her pussy.
>but she'd always ask me not to put it in.
>all the time. "dont put it in" or "dont go in".
>but I was content with that too. didnt care.
>then one night parents went out.
>just me and her at home.
>getting oral from her.
>then she asks me to do it to her.
>she's on bed with legs spread apart.
>im kneeling besides bed eating her out.
>go at it for a while. tongue getting sore.
>sort of stand up (on knees, bed was only on springbox for good reasons) and start rubbing my dick on her pussy.
>push in a little cause I always did it. but this time she didnt protest.
>i ask if it hurts.
>tells me it only hurts a little.
>keep rubbing head on pussy entrance and pushing a bit.
>im surpised she hasnt told me to not do it.
>keep doing it a bit more.
>ask her again if it hurts.
>says it only burns a little.
>i figure this is it.
>i get on bed with her and keep rubbing and pushing.
>she sort of hugs my arms.
>i decide this is finally it and mount her missionary.
continuing
>>683583814
bamp for gentle sibling love.
>>683587050
>>683587050
I *want* to prove his story right because??
Besides, he seems to have fucked off anyway.
Story too similar and I would assume too unique to not be who I think it is though.
Not posting my tits because fuck you. But have someone else's tits. (Besides, I'm a land-whale now... trust me, you *don't* wanna see them these days...)
>>683586893
nice
>>683585638
>Asking because if no interest I'll stop
I think you're asking because you want to see how many guys will respond. The thought of getting guys off with your story gets you off.
That's fairly gay.
>>683587651
don't project anon, it's gay
>>683586733
get a load of this newfag.
>>683587568
then post something you dumb bitch, where do you think we are?
>>683587568
>>>683587050
>>>683587050
>also linking posts twice
>not proving anything
Story-anon confirmed.
>>683586893
Lack of structure pissed me off, enough quality at literotica to keep me satisfied
>be me.
>17
>was working late on my car
>called inside for dinner
>everyone decides to eat in the living room and watch a movie
>common
>I sit in recliner
>everyone else sits down
>step mom, dad,little sister and brother
>youngest sister was 4 at the time
>she doesn't have a spot to sit.
>asks if she can sit on my lap
>trying to eat with my plate to my side
>she won't stop bouncing around
>oh dear god
>she asks me what is hard in my pants.
Continue?
>>683587465
>hugs me. (but no kissing.)
>start pushing in little by little.
>keep asking if she's ok.
>just feel her head nod next to mine. cant see her face. and she doesnt say anything. just nods.
>try to be as careful as possible throughout the whole ordeal.
>i keep pushing slowly and finally my dick slides all the way in.
>feel her start humping me back.
>figure we've cleared the painful part.
>want to hold out but feeling to cum starts building up.
>wanna tell her to stop but she seems into it.
>finally cant hold it and pull it out.
>cum on the blankets.
>small blood stains and semen on them.
>apologize for cumming.
>doesnt say anything.
>tell her we should clean up.
>we go to bathroom.
>tells me i should wash the blankets before parents came home.
>do next best thing and i throw them away.
>mother didnt even notice blankets gone though.
>i honestly thought she would.
>even prepared a story. but she never even asked about them.
>go figure.
that's pretty much it unless you guys want more situations.
>>683587952
>More situations
Fuck yeah, better keep posting that shit.
>>683587952
more of everything
>>683587861
Please don't cunt
>>683587861
Don't, fucken pedophile. Sick fuck.
more god dame it!!!!!
>>683583814
Looks like that guy's sister is a porn star, cause I don't know any girls who bleach their asshole for fun
>>683587861
>she asks me what is hard in my pants.
She knew what it was... that dirty little slut..
why am I so fkn jelly?
>>683587861
>everyone is staring at me
>pull the flashlight and wrench out of my pocket from working on the car
>she knocked over my fucking plate of food.
>I stand up
>oh look I don't have a boner
>cause I'm not a pedo
>or into fucking my sisters.
>but that little bitch still knocked over my food.
And fuck her anyways for putting sugar in her spaghetti.
Fucking pervs
Have there been any column queer updates beyond this point?
I really need to know
>>683587861
>Continue?
Why not.
And don't ask every fucking time.
>>683587568
>not realizing where she is
>>683588365
Just proves everyone here is expecting the same thing and really have a one track mind.
>>683588314
good story bro... /b/ surprises me everyday.
>>683587861
No, Jared. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
>>683588314
kek
nice one
>>683588439
They told you to stop for a reason
>>683588450
See post
>>683588314
You simple minded fuck.
>>683588093
>>683588107
I need to get to work actually, well soonish, so no time to really type shit. Here's a pic of her though.
>>683588541
oh fuck off ive seen this before
>>683588590
I think last time it was someones daughter
For real though.... she would soak her spaghetti sauce with sugar.... also in ravioli and anything with red sauce.
Drove me nuts.
>>683588314
Good job, anon
>>683588590
this story was told before retard
>>683588525
He posted that AFTER I posted what I said, you fucking newfag
>>683588677
u sure i dont recall this story calling b8
>>683588720
He as in me?
>>683588541
i remember u OP :3
>>683588801
kekkery heckkery cock
>>683588725
Anon has been posted this exact thread, verbatim, every morning for the past week dude. Same pics too... wanna see them?
>>683588891
>>683588314
i usually let sis play with my woodworking handtools.
>>683588801
Whatever. I replied to your post before you even did
>>683588725
I saw it a fes days ago with a few changed lines
see
>>683586050
>>683586189
But could be fake, that's right
>>683588891
wheres he?
>>683588916
>>683588942
Where is who?
>>683588720
Its clearly posted before your post.
>>683588949
>>683588949
these photos dont prove shit!
>>683588999
>>683588920
Are you upset because I didn't fuck my sister?
Or because she pours sugar on her spaghetti?
>>683588984
where is the fkn dude...the brother. I know damn well i woulda taken pics over a few years
> be 15
> my dick so hard
>ask my mother to put it in
> dem feels
>spaff her insides to shreds
>9 months later I was born
>>683589022
I'm not offering proof of anything. I'm sharing what some anon says is his sister. These photos accompany the original story of this thread.
Now shut the fuck up and enjoy the pics, or don't.
>>683588989
Nope.
>>683588920
>whatever
Someone needs to knock off their attitude, eat their fucking breakfaat, put on the clothes mom set out and get the fuck on the bus before you are late.
>>683589055
I'd prefer if she put a little bit of oil or butter on her sketti.
>>683589089
How the fuck am I supposed to know anything about the anon? I collected the pics, that's all.
>>683589203
>>683589154
1. Fuck you
2. Already ate.
3. Mom doesn't pick out my clothes.
4. Not in K12 anymore, faggot. And I rarely ever took the bus even when I was.
>>683589203
well where the fuck did op go
>>683589237
This is supposed to be her nowish...
>>683589022
this fucking autist is still around?!
>>683589150
Would you just look at the time.
No really.. look at the times.
>>683589298
>>683589339
>>683589257
>>683589089
He said he would be going to work you stupid cunt
>>683588541
>>683589257
Im calling b8 until I get nudes and timestamp
>>683589376
>>683589403
Last one
>>683586642
>'think'
As if this happens hundredfold
>>683589252
My my.
Someone is awefully grumpy this morning.
Tell you what,sit on my lap and bounce around and we can tell 4chan aaaaaall about it.
>>683589257
He got scurred I think
>>683589378
shut ur faggot mouth wheres the nudes and timestamps from other threads then fgt
>>683589323
>covering his ass for having his sister sit on his country ass lap while he chews Skoal and drinks Natty Ice.
>>683589501
nice thumbnail faggot.
>>683589459
*awfully
FTFY, ignorant faggot. And no I ain't sitting on your dick, faggot ass nigga.
>>683589614
Nah man you got it all wrong.
Pack of marbs and some JW blue do just fine.
You really are the simple minded creature from before aren't you?
>>683589501
Faggot
>>683589661
Awe come on it'll be a
>blast
Pop a cumsquat it's the best seat.
>>683589807
>>683589749
Yeah while you're licking your cousins ass, right?
>>683589899
faggotry is hard to hide on the internet
>>683589923
Oh damn I mean a cousin is a cousin.
Start fucking
>>683589976
Says the faggot
>>683590002
>the official slogan of Oklahoma
>>683590022
watch ur mouth cock ring
>>683589899
aunt fucker.
>>683590110
If it isn't it should be.
>>683590130
Make me, fuckboy
Post more family fucking and less fighting
>>683585638
cont pls
>>683584713
>>683584345
Copy pasta. At least admit you stole it. You dont even have a sister.
>>683590166
Never have I ever
Britcest?
>>683590169
"Twisters and fucking sisters"
>>683590265
top kek wtf
>>683590177
typical faggotry in action
>>683590309
>>683590313
>faggot cause I'm not attracted to family.
Mmmmmmmmkay
What's everyones incest of choice? I prefer mother tbh.
>>683590285
Oh shit. Alright I'm game
>rusty trucks and cousin fucks
>mobile homes and sister moans
>bud light makes it alright
>>683590393
I never said I wanted to fuck my family. The idea is whats hot as fuck you fucking cuck
>>683590452
>>683590480
Riiiiiiight.
>>683590480
Please watch your FUCKING mouth!
There are underage fags in here.
>>683590518
>>683590542
Fuck both u cunts
Come on where's the love anons?
>>683590607
Fuck your ugly ass cat, nigga
>>683590607
>pic very related
>pic completely unrelated
>>683590689
>>683590738
weeb
>>683590787
and what.
>>683590265
My fucking sides. Pls mooooaaarrr.
I sound like such a fucking mental case reading these out loud.
>this whole thread
Want to fuck my mom, have no idea how to get her to agree to it though
>>683590989
ask her for a massage
>>683590989
She'll probably kick you out of the basement, faggot
Opdracht Cultuur en Mediatheorie 2016
>>683590937
I have a lot more from a thread 3-4 years ago I'll post one more and maybe someone else will make some OC
>>683590738
>>683590928
>tfw can't even feel anything for non-related girls anymore only desire my niece and little sister
>>683589117
wtf...if ur 15 and fuck ur mom then how come ur born 9 months later...
>>683591079
damn i remember a thread where we had some western family sex comics with retard talk bubbles.
that shit was actually hilarious.
>>683591204
>>683590989
Oh well I may have a few tips for you bro, how old are the both of you?
>>683591164
I fkn wish i had a niece
>>683591164
what hentai is this?
>>683585638
Cont!
>>683591164
Sauce?
>>683591322
No you don't pedophile
>>683591283
Im 19, shes 44
>>683591280
i meant if he fuck his mom and gave birth that mean he is the father to himself retard
>>683591408
Bruh just get an older woman. Leave mommy alone
>>683591433
>>683591433
>being this new
>>683591204
simple. i'm bacterium.
>>683591336
>>683591356
dunno. i generally despise chink cartoons. but can't just ignore this one.
>>683591322
>the first time i met her was after my father's burial
>she hugged my waist and basically rubbed her qt little face on my dick
>tfw instant boner with 10 ppl around us
>>683591621
sounds like usagi drop fgt except with a aunt replaced by niece. All too fishy
>>683591610
im not new idiot ive been on 4chan for years. ur just stupid if u dont understand the concept i was talking about retard
>>683591226
Alright maybe one more cuz that last one was shit
>>683591610
b8ed
INCEST THREAD? :^)
>>683590237
I don't know which is sadder, the fact that this is a copy pasta or the fact that you literally spend so much time on /b/ you know what is copy pasta and what is not.
Do you not have a life outside of this?
Are you heaven from when IDs were niggering /b/?
>>683591856
>>683591780
http://www. xvideos.com/video8432433/brother_and_sister_almost_caught_
>>683591754
>>683589766
>>683590391
>>683590677
I ran out last night
>>683591984
laff all u want virgin, im still getting pussy tonight and have 4.0 gpa
>>683591754
>>683590928
Just that. You're a fucking weeb so KYS
>>683591754
>>683592154
hope you used it wisely anon
>>683592275
>>683591079
This is supposed to turn me on??? Get some fucking teeth and learn English fucking faggot
>>683591780
great pic
>>683592172
absolute madman
>>683591754
Faggot
>>683592172
>>683591754
>>683591433
>>683592172
Oh me too bruh. Absolutely, I'm definitely gonna get the sex tonight too
>>683592514
i have a girlfriend? ur the fag lol retarded
>>683592652
I dont know, do you have a girlfriend? You tell me anon. I doubt it. Waifu/weeb bullshit doesn't count, faggot.
>>683592652
>>683592652
is it your mom?
greentext pls
>>683592514
also jim cary sucks, ur a fag for having gifs of him
>>683592773
>>683592780
Damn. You got me there, anon. Please tell me more about this "girlfriend"
>>683592746
yea i do, unlike ur anime pillow girlfriend lol rekt retard
>>683592894
i get more pussy in one day than u do in you're life faggot bitch, dont need to questin if i have a girlfriend bitch
>>683592896
i bet you're the coolest kid at your highschool
>>683592896
Dude this fucking newfag sent my sides to space
>>683593151
ive been on 4chan for years so im not a newfag idiot
>>683593256
and you still havent passed newfag tier...
>>683593256
Oh I know Anon, please continue about your life in middle school
>>683593329
uhhhh wtf lol do u even know what newfag means? talk about newfag lol
>>683593377
go back to 9gag faggot lol is ur jimmy rustled?
>>683593495
>>683593418
>>683593495
You're killing me Anon! You sent my sides to Asia Jesus Christ!
>>683593625
says the fag that uses anime troll pics lol your a joke kid
>>683593256
>>683593418
>>683593495
>>683593699
>>683593824
>>683593739
>>683593666
Why do you fucking idiots fall for the same baits everyday
>>683593888
Its some funny bait. Why not?
>>683591856
waddafuck nigga...........
>>683593666
Checked
>>683593956
the only bait is u when u masterbait lol cause u dont get pussy
>>683594150
>>683594207
uhhhh i have 4.0 gpa? and i play sports so
tbt to that week I spent with my sister in a hotel room in Greece
>>683594328
>>683593495
>Is ur jimmy rustled
Top fucking kek, worst try at showing authority ever
>>683594798
b8ed
>>683592896
I...
..think this guy is legit a fucking cumsock
>>683594989
i have a girlfriend y do i need a cumsock lol thats what u use virgin retard
>>683585286
You don't know what livid means. Its means really fucking pissed off, not super horny or what ever you think it means. Jesus Christ how do people get so dumb?
>>683595083
Aaand the joke is done. Haha
Laugh
It's funny
He's new to 4chan
What a kek
Fucking Zozzle
>>683595102
read a dictionery? its used in the right context. go to the english school lol
Actual newfag
Is the reply limit 300? I know the image limit is 150
>>683592362
Great mad man
>>683586048
>went back outside to living room
Your living room is outside?
>>683595360
there is no reply limit, just a bump limit
>>683595500
What's a bump tbh
>>683587249
Again, livid means extremely angry. Fucking moron.
>>683595688
no livid means really detailed fucking idiot
>>683591079
None of this makes sense. You've took English phrases from 60 years ago (some of which have never actually been used) and squished them together without trying to make any logical sentence.
>>683595952
5 seconds reading a dictionary will show you how much of a fucking mongoloid you are
>>683595952
Livid means unequivocally angry, excited or bewildered
>>683596128
you cant even use the word monogloid correctly . you read a dictionary...
>>683596253
>no u
Wow sure told me
>>683595680
each relpy "bumps" the thread and keeps it on the higher pages of a board.
at some point, new replies won't bump the thread, so that it goes down to the 10th page and finally 404s
read the FAQ, faggot
>>683594365
more please.
family holidays are always wonderful times.
>>683595952
That's vivid
>>683596638
just the two of you alone for days, unf yes please
>>683596827
no you're vivid
>>683586642
fake us fuck
>>683596979
well not completely alone but parents left to some "romantic" boat tour around the islands of Venice.
so sis and i had time to discover the city for ourselves. in that crowd were just another lover couple so didn't have to hide kissing.
>>683596253
Yea, says the guy who cant even fucking use his periods right.
>>683591164
NEED SAUCE URGENTLY
>>683597775
>>683596253
>>>>/r9k/
>>683597846
yeah it would be more than welcome.
