so i am watching this movie right now, and got so fucking bored i had to come shitpost here. this movie is fucking garbage. discuss
literally there was no point for the movie to continue past the first 10 minutes. when the black dude and the bitch were on the desert planet, why did the "first order" only send 2 fucking tie fighters and 4 fucking storm troopers? if they wanted that shit so bad, why didnt they send a fucking fleet of 20 tie fighters to blow everything the fuck up like they did on the second jungle planet?
this is whats pissing me off. i literally stopped watching at the part where leia and han are sitting around planning how to disable the "shields" to destroy the "planet weapon" (deathstar 2.0). literally the same exact plot as ep 4 but with shittier acting
i guess the only saving grace is the lack of cheesy powerpoint screen swipes for scene changes
harrison ford is too old for this shit. if they had brought him in as an advisor it would make sense, but he looks like steven segal trying to waddle around shooting his blaster with 1 liners
We all just need to admit that Harrison Ford carried the entire movie. If it wasn't for him the thing would have been pure unadulterated crap. I haven't any feckin clue how they're gonna fill two other movies without him....
are we supposed to believe a nigger storm trooper could even compete with a sith lord in a lightsaber battle?
what kylo ren freezes everyone with the force in every other scenee but somehow doesnt think to do it in his lightsaber battles against some coal burner and her nigga?
HEY THE 11%, YOU ARE FAGS
Oldfag reporting in.
Those screen swipes were cutting edge at the time. They were all the rage.
How very blown our minds were in the early 80s when the star swipe hit the scene...
this is what is probably triggering me the most about it. why do they have to make such a in your face attempt at showing the black dude holding hands with the white girl? yes we can see it, we dont need the characters to dialog it multiple times that they are holding hands you faggot try hard SJWs
You all are cucks who criticize everything you watch! You will forever...never... enjoy a movie... such as this, because u cant even open your godamn mind to new things. I enjoyed this movie very much. It was different, it was much darker. Were at the point where all the good jedis are dead and there are scarce few. This is the end times.
1) an empire is after a droid with important information.
2) droid crashes in sand world, is helped by orphan.
3) now involved, orphan and droid need an escape of the planet.
4) orphan comes across father figure who seems involved with the rebellion and information inside the droid.
5) turns out that this evil empire has massive weapon.
6) father figure dies. Attention focuses on the evil empire.
7) orphan and friends take part in destroying the super weapon.
The shit movie is a re-skinned Ep. IV with SJW influence. Female lead, nigger partner, evil white race.
sorry guys you can close the thread, i dont know what i was expecting. star wars movies have been shit after return of the jedi. i just always hope the next new one is going to be better than garbage, even a 5/10, but total letdown every time. force awakens might as well had jar jar binks
It's not a bad movie. It's just not even as good as the shitty prequels.
and here we all thought it couldnt get worse than the constantly changing lucas vision.
i cant teven decide what i liked worse, other than the rehash feminist affirming plot
emo vader in his pointless mask with the cheesy lightclaymore that he swings like a club either while fighting or throwing bitch tantrums is near the top of the list though
It's true. It's entertaining if you don't pick it apart like a fanatical nerd. I caught the logical errors too but fuck it, it's a movie about space robots and shit. I liked it and would watch it again.
why the fuck did we go to see it? I know there was good buzz but that's just other people's opinions. where is the critical element? why didn't we judge better? instead we gave these fucks money to perpetrate this trash.
1.It's a ripoff of new hope and other star wars films.
2.Han Solo dyed like a bitch.He should have died like George Cloneys character in gravity or Bruce Willis's in armagedon.
3.Kylo Ren is a weak autistic piece of shit that looks like he was modeled after a school shooter/town rapist. He can hardly qualify as padowan MUCH less a sith lord.
star wars was cool when i was 12
only this trash wouldnt be cool even if i was 12
shits lame man
first 10 minutes of movie. 1st order bad guys with capability of destroying entire planet after one droid of utmost importance to their cause, per their great leader. decide to only send 2 tie fighters and 2 storm troopers down to go get it. somehow fail against part scavenging girl and unarmed black storm trooper.
i mean we had shock and awe in operation iraqi freedom for some backwater dictator with 30 year old gas artillery shells, youd think that millions of years into the future, they would also go all in with their forces if something was so important
In some aspects, their talents do shine through (force powers). However, I found the lightsaber combat to be fairly awkward and cumbersome-looking. Which is a great thing! Because there are no people to train fluid lightsaber fighting styles. So you kinda just swing your arm around hoping you dont die. I dunno, it made sense in my mind when I watched it.
watch the original trilogy then watch TFA and maybe you wil see how shit it is
its a shit movie for a dumbed down populace that would have only been rated painfully mediocre if it werent "star wars"
Yeah it's kinda annoying how insanely overpowered the girl is. Speaks every language. Best fighter, best pilot etc. No flaws. Really destroyed the movie for me how insanely good she was at everything.
I mean they use the force as a quick fix to everything rather than any actual effort.
i think movies in general are getting this way. at least the "wide releases" that have "hype" around them. these "blockbusters" tend to be the shittiest movies by far, dumbed down for non-america immigrant 4th graders
Here's a few thoughts you cunt. Kyli was shot in the side with Chewbacca's weapon that simply killed most stormtorropers. It wasn't a huge emphasis, but they made a point to show that he was bleeding and in pain during the fight. Furthermore, you don't know who Rey is yet. She may be Luke's daughter or a reincarnation of the chosen one (Anakin). Quit complaining and enjoy the movie
I agree with you on how weak the TFA is.
You can blame it all on bad writing, but let's face it...the writing took a turn for the worse when Lucas decided to run with the whole family bullshit.
Rogue One looks better.
TBH, if I had my way, I'd rewind it to the filthy worn look of ANH. burning corpses made it gritty.
Like the end of Bonny and Clyde where they both get riddled with bullets for 5 minutes or like in old movies where Nazis just machine gun some innocent people, it really needs some more brutal reality to offset its fantasy elements.
have you gone full retard?
the main bad guy/faggot whos face is god damn horrible to even remember cant even fight for shit.
darthmaul would 2v1 them with only his dick
you guys probably thought indiana jones 4 was good too.
>would have only been rated painfully mediocre if it werent "star wars"
people really are this dumb. something is huge therefore it must be good or i'm going to say it's good. can't go against the general idea, can we?
>Furthermore, you don't know who Rey is yet. She may be Luke's daughter or a reincarnation of the chosen one (Anakin
Bullshit. no training =/= WRECKING DARTH VADER'S GRANDSON
no matter how injured he is
You faggots are starting to sound a shitton like the SJW's and femanazi's we tear apart. You find so much to complain about where yiu dont need to. The goal of the movie was to just tell a new story (even though its almost a remake) and to just give the audience something to enjoy without becoming too heavy
the best fighter they had was a piece of shit garbage
the fag lord sith cant even fight for shit
its like saying the best swimmer is someone else without including micheal philps
i got to 45mins then stopped finished watching it a week later it was shit, i dont know where all the hype come from
kylo Ren is basically JP from Grandmas boy...( but with a lighsaber) >pick related
hey lets talk about billion dollars movies that suck
>Haha! That's ironic because I'm one of those anons and I am getting reamed for liking the new Star Wars movie.
Different strokes for different folks
anyone who likes Unforgiven is forgiven in my book
He could easily have been killed by that bowcatser shot. And you also assume Kylo has had tons of training which he doesn't seem to have had either. Look at the way he blocked bullets with his sabre. He chopped at them rather than just deflecting them. He has no control over his emotions at all. Even further than that, Snoke the mysterious powerful bad guy told Kylo to bring the girl because he knew she was special (he wanted to trade out Kylo for the Rey because he knew she was more powerful) Sit down bitch, you're fighting a loosing argument
OP here. to be clear, i can say some good things about the movie. obviously the CGI was amazing. but fuck me if the shit dialog from rando characters was way too forced and contrived, not to mention the distractions of the retarded plot angles. this movie could have had so much potential, it was a shame really. unless spielberg, tom hanks, or clint eastwood directs the next starwars movie you can count me out
thanks, ive seen all of those (both thunderballs btw). im pretty well versed in the classics, was more wondering about stuff in the past 5 years since i dont really keep up with the pop culture shit as much
No its not it was made to oppress girls like me i got so triggered i had to leave the movie theater i cryed all night that night till my anime body pillows were wet with my tears
because he is the best swimmer in the world so not having him in the competition means everyone else in the race sucks
that movie had 0 actual fighters, only faggots with swords
yfw i havent seent it and im nevar gonna see it. im nevar gonna see cpt merica either.
Man if you take to any stars wars fan they will say the same fucking thing and still say it is an amazing movie!!!!!! Myself included
well yes hype was the wrong choice of words but i was only midly looking forward to it, ti sat on my hdd for 2 weeks before i watched it, practical effects were cool, that faggotry wasnt
>milk the name
Bullshit, they made a great movie and added a great story to make the series continue onwards (Disney did pay a shitton for it, so they better try and make their money back) Avoiding as much conflict as possible was also strategic too probably, but so long as the story and adventure is still good regardless, I have no problem with them doing that. Appealing to PC culture is only bad if it takes away from the story.
I can agree with that. It could've been better, smarter. But it's still a movie intended to include kids as part of its overall audience so I can forgive the dumbing down to a degree. The CGI is spectacular and some of shots were as well (the X-wings coming in over water, the deserted star destroyers on Jakku, etc...).
you forgot it because they rehashed and pastiched the plots of all the other star wars movies to create it. ground up and boiled nutrient slurry. and as you can tell, some of the faggots and autists out there liked it! they're arguing about the fine points of this shit and even filling in the gaps for the lazy film-makers. wow!
I hate to bring up this shit, but its the "rule of two". For some reason there is only supposed to be like 2 of them at a time, but regardless... its clear Snoke has some ability to seduce people to the dark side, and he just wants the more powerful. I mean don't you remember THE EMPEROR tried to trade for Luke, dumbass. Its just what they do
why is it only now coming out that this was a hack job of jj abramsical proportion. do you assholes have any idea how much greif i got during the after cum glow of this whore of a movie. even everybody here all you swags need to go suck on a non-wookie dick
im 31. havent had time this last year because of work to keep up on any of these "big" hit movies, so i am catching up now. was considering renting the bond movie spectre tomorrow as well
>starts with weak little girl scavenger
>shows some really shitty puppet prop bird
>sells garbage to pawnbroker
>gets a shitty deal
>scared stormtrooper enters pic
>sees weak girl in need of help
>she 'can handle herself'
>weak little girl makes very unconvincing badass
>Fast forward through boring shit
>stormtrooper uses lightsaber
>uses it like pro
>(any unskilled weilder would have taken their own leg off)
>beats stormtrooper who has been trained to fight jedi
>gets into shitty fight with kylo
>he actually puts up a fight against a trained sith
>finally sith kills him
>again, untrained little girl puts up 'good' fight
she goes and finds father
>lukes face when the child he never wanted shows up at his doorstep
Yea the fact that its a complete copy of IV isnt what makes it complete shit. Its the fact that the main 3 characters have 0 acting talent and the script was written by one of the worlds biggest fucking idiot douches is what makes it shit.
If they fixed those 2 things it would be 8/10. Fix a few more things and it could be 10/10
>you know the writing is shit when the movies fans have to try so fucking hard to justify it.
>>YOU KNOW THE COMPLAINING IS SHIT WHEN ASSHOLES LIKE U HAVE TO DESTORY FUCKING GOOD MOVIES.
Yeah same shit happened to me when I first tried to watch it. I ended up finishing it but it took me like 3 viewings. It's just all about the marketing and pandering to what they think a disney audience would like in a star wars movie.
>he actually puts up a fight against a trained sith
if only the sith was not trained by a god damn retard
the entire saber fight looked like a bunch of amateurs swinging a sword for the first time.
Fair point, but I honestly didn't have to think too much about it. I was genuinely surprised about all the bitching about the movie because from my viewpoint, it was great. There was all kinds of shit about how stupid R2D2 turning back on was, which I understood, but I also knew it was necessary and made sense to me because in the flashback Luke did something to R2D2 when he put his hand on him all dramatically
I really just don't like JJ Abrams. I didn't like the Star Trek movies, I didn't like Cloverfield, I didn't like Lost.
I can't for the life of me see how I would have been able to like TFA as long as Abrams was in the director's chair.
I'm in my 40's, hasn't been much that seemed appealing to me outside of all the superhero movies. Loved Godzilla. Liked American Hustle a lot. Road Warrior: Fury Road was entertaining. I need to catch up on Spectre too. Never likes Bond much until the Daniel Craig movies
Both female and nigger lead.
>Fucking filthy SJWs
>has woman in it.
>has black dude in it
Bam! instant SJW propaganda.
I tried to avoid getting in a fight with you over-analysts.
Just because it featured a whole planet made of sand means it's trying to make you like sandniggers.
thats bad choreography
>kylo is suppose to be trained sith
>kylo is high ranking and must be skilled
>untrained little girl puts up even fight
>untrained storm trooper puts up almost even fight and dies
>stormtrooper has at least had combat training
>really, really shit movie with two fucking sequels
take star wars ep 2 for example:
>count dooku is trained sith
>takes down trained jedi and arrogant apprentice with ease
>puts up fight against yoda
who the fuck is a little girl against a trained sith
>the franchise is dead
>get over it
OP here, i really liked these movies if that helps you guys recommend anything similar
black hawk down
indiana jones trilogy
the bird was completely unnecessary, the only reason it was their was because the promised to add real props like the original trilogy.
but yes cgi would have been better than that pathetic excuse for a prop
Most of the acting in the originals was bad too, except for a few people. Mark Hamill was a bad actor back then. He's good now that he's been doing it for years, but he wasn't in those movies.
>look at all those imaginary unborn white babies, dont you see we're controlled by the jews?!?
have you ever watch retarded kids having a sword fight in a playground
>yup. its like that
also, emo vader had way better moves when he was beating the shit out of inanimate objects during his tantrums
3:10 to yuma
boy and his dog
Children of men
dead mans shoes
end of watch
Evil dead 1,2,3
silent hill 1,2
the assassination of jesse james
the count of monte cristo (2002)
castle in the sky
children who chase lost voices
crouching tiger hidden dragon
encounters of the spooky kind
evangelion 1,2 maybe 3
final fantasy spirits within
from up on poppy hill
ghost in the shell
girl who leapt through time
grave of the fireflies
howls moving castle
I saw the devil
ichi the killer?
my neighbor totoro
>not related but will keep you from making shitty threads
thanks, have seen everything on the movies list except:
boy and his dog
dead mans shoes
Evil dead 2,3
silent hill 1,2
have actually been wanting to watch the crow for a long time, is it overhyped cult classic or actually good film material?
it honestly was overhyped
I watched people talk about the feminist influence in it making it bad but I didnt accept that as the root cause. If you watch any movie with a strong female lead, the protaganist isnt the issue. Terminator 2 comes to mind and that was a well made movie. These fuckers made the movie look good with the vast amounts of money they threw at it but the money went to the wrong places.
>the protagonist was shit
>the story was shit
>the 'star wars' element was shit
I want you all to try and fathom this idiocy ok.
>Starwars original trilogy
>empire owns death star
>controlling government of galaxy
>does what ever the fuck they want
>blow up planets n shit
>death strat is destroyed by rebels
>start to re build
at this point the empire are nazis in the eyes of imperial citizens
>second death star gets destroyed
>Starwars Ep 7
>third, larger death star is allowed to be created
>republic allows remaining imperial forces to build planetary death star
>republic gets destroyed
>planet gets destroyed
how the fuck does that even happen; look at history for fuck sake
>WW1 German Army = enemy
>Germans are finished
>WW2 German Army = enemy
>Germans are finished
>Germans no longer have army
>allies presence remains in germany
It's the most nitpicked film of all time. Jesus Christ could have come down from heaven, resurrected Ingmar Bergman, and have him direct the greatest Star Wars script ever written and Star War fans would have gone "meh." Now I know why Lucas was so done with the series.
Movie would have been better if fucking JJ did not cut out the 30 minutes that he did, and being such a pleb and not wanting to release all the deleted scenes on the blu ray (only deciding to release 5 minutes worth of deleted scenes).
What the utter fuck?
>boy and his dog
must see, very entertaininig post apocalyptic
>dead mans shoes
revenge film set in england, makes you rage with a slice of reality
>Evil dead 2,3
2 is essentially remake of 1 but turns into parody and opens for 3
>silent hill 1,2
really dark, based on games 1 and 3
I love it
dark, gothic revenge film based on superhero vigilante
spoiler:brandon lee dies at the start
more metaphorical and artistic than entertaining.
got me thinking a little. watched it because I was told it was a film about immortals living through history...
great one time watch film, re watching enlightens you
>see TFA the first time
>the fuck i just see?
>watch it a second time. maybe wil grow on me
>third times a fucking charm
>i dont even...
i bet that is pretty much what happened and why a those litte bits got picked out of he whole so quickly
That isn't voted by fans anon. Rotten Tomatoes only counts the critics votes.
Go and read the IMDB ratings. So many users gave it bad reviews there.
things that would have improved movie
>rei was told to build up some musle
>rei was seen regularly training her body
>rei was a refined, wise, martial artist
>stormtrooper relived his experience a few times
>stormtrooper was shit with lightsaber
>stormtrooper got rekt by anti jedi trooper
>kylo did some acrobatics
>rei and kylo fight more refined
>more jumping about
>more sword play
>more force play
And also show Rey reading a book about force powers/mind tricks of the old jedi which explains how she knew how to use the force on a stormtrooper.
fucking bitch was able to do everything fucking SJW writers with no plot that explained this
yeah, I watched it and it wasnt so much sjw influenced. It has a hint of sjw but for other reasons
Sjws always want something for nothing, they want a female hero who got there without effort
they want equality by demanding special treatment.
the problem was rei was to skinny and she was poorly choreographed. I would have liked to see the character as a semi-wise, muscular, core training, martial artist but instead we see a scruffy, untrained, scrawny street kid
and yet it got 8.4/10
I've recently noticed a lot of movies being extremely over rated on imdb.
I remember inseption was no.1 on their top 100 movies of all time. Its really sad
>Rey reading a book about force powers/mind tricks
well, no. I understand that aspect. she is lukes daughter and has inherited them genetically and when trapped she initiates a fight or flight response. I know what you mean though. It was really out of place that she would request to be released in that way
TFA was not supposed to be a reboot
reworking an old script for a reboot is somewhat acceptable
TFA had all sort of possibilities
they could have pulled us al into by starting it off in peacetime. dive into some of the back story on what the classic characters have been doing the past 30 years, except luke who disappeared for unknown reasons (he felt the threat that was approaching and felt is wise to go super jedi yoda mode
i suck at writing and im just spewing crap, but even with tham im confident i could have done better than what we got. thats simply not acceptable