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Ylyl i need some chuckles.

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Ylyl i need some chuckles.
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>>683562312
No
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xDDDD cumsquats11!!!!!
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>>683563403
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>>683563308
What is this garbage? Bring back the banana
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>>683563608
Soryry lolo!!!! xDDD I ATE HIM HAHAH!!
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Don't forget- spamming is a rule violation and you can report people for doing it.
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>>683564011
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>>683563991
>implying /b/ is not the shitpost spamdump of the entire internet
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>>683563802
I don't know why.... Lost.
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>>683564167
Fake and gay
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>>683564529
Sauce!
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>>683563902
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>>683564368
Woah! Aftermath?
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>>683564562
Prove it faggot
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>>683564693
No idea, found it here
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>>683564513
Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.
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>>683564821
Damn
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ZOMG NONE!!!
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>>683564898
lol niggga
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>>683564898
you forgot the 1, faggot.
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>>683564736
Didn't die, probably hurt like a sumbitch

http://youtu.be/ucuywyp_RmI
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>>683564869
Love Slav memes
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ZOMG NONE!!!1*
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>>683564965
ZOMG NONE!!!1
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>>683565090
COMG NONE!!!1*
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Slavic pregnancy test
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>>683565179
top kek faggot
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>>683565090
ZOMG NONE!!!1*
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>>683564089
Lost
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>>683563216
Way too forced/10
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>>683565285
i don't get it
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>>683565199
Checked
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>>683565511
Sheeit!
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>>683565545
This is now a Slavic thread
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I don't understand this whole slav squatting thing..

whats the fucking deal? why are they always squatting like that in all the fucking pictures of them?
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>>683565921
https://www.instagram.com/squatcult/
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>>683565928
Squat is very natural and comfortable once mastered. No need for chair anywhere when you can squat
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>>683565928
I know the Iraqis did it, like if they had no where to sit they'd just squat. Tried it out, more comfortable than standing, just seems weird in western cultures.
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>>683565076
Oh course he's riki
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>>683566499
i just came
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>>683566214

I suppose if you do it frequently enough. My flexibility is shit. If I squat like that, my kneecaps feel like they're going to explode up my femur and out my virgin anus.
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>>683566629
Slav difficulty isn't too difficult then
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>>683566499
Check em
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Shit tier ylyl
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>>683566725
Playing against a Core-Rikimaru is literally free mmr.
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>>683566645
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>>683566710
that's not a technique problem, that's just because your fat as fuck, anon
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>>683564368

This is sooooo much better with sound

https://youtu.be/fcx16KQF3mE?t=20s
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This is now Slav thread, since OP's ylyl went to shit.
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>>683563991
Dont forget, being a faggot is frowned upon and you will be berated for it.
>berated=made fun of
>had to clarify
>12yo don't know big words
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>>683564562
https://youtu.be/dPKWe0Gmem8
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>>683566891

Make /b/ Great Again

Go.
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>>683566993
that lad in the centre gets his pick of the shlyuhkas
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>>683564074
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>>683566993

I can't tell if I should hate these people, or love them and want to party with them?
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>>683567357
Wrong Pic????? or am I missing something???
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>>683567514
Saved
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>>683567396
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>>683564562
Just like your sex life.
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>>683567465
If getting black out drunk to balalaika music sounds like a good time, then you'd enjoy it.
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>>683567396
2 / 3
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>>683567396
3 / 3. Your welcome.
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>>683567899
Nice dubz anon!
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>>683567911
Doesn't make sense....
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>>683564089
but that isn't spamming cuckold. He is dumping an image that is funny to him, in a thread for dumping funny images. Read a book you ignorant spawn of inbred niggers.
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Does anyone have the pic of a blonde girl fisting another girl and it says "it's always in the last place you look" ?
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>>683567541
you're missing something
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>>683568366
I thought that was pretty funny but then I thought
about how she was holding the dog by the neck
and probably choking it
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>>683568894
Know exactly which one you're talking about, used to have it
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>>683568853

>flooding
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>>683566277
>>683566315
>>683566350
>>683566378
>>683566465
oh fucking shit... need some mods in here
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>>683568466
The only reason the old Ren and Stimpy was
funny was because they had limitations on what
they could put in a kids show.
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>>683569055
The images are all slightly different. I don't care for the fruit posts either but, they aren't breaking rules.
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Time to contibute
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>>683565545
Dat puma logo tho
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>>683565511
Chek em
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Since the new episode came out last week.
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>>683569443
Honestly the joke would still work if you removed the R.
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>>683569741
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>>683569868
Dat file name
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>>683569760
creepy
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>>683569820
Well here's some proper racism for ya.
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>>683569820
+1 internet to you sir
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>>683569147
Thanks Sir
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>>683570734
>filename
>image
I can't wake up.
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>>683569760
Flare gun? Lost!
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thread is dying without the spammers
COME BACK BANANA!!!!!!!111!!!
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>>683570930
kek... lost
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>>683571128
at least thy made her weapon look like a big double dong. too bad it's black. fucking jews.
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Try this one again
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>>683571128
i liked it anon, savin it
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>>683564167
dafuq kind of clay is that and why would you put it on your face
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>>683571128
I think the nigger is going to fuck that nip dyke in the next movie and rey is going to bang the tranny darth vader wannabe from girls
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>>683569760
Sorry if I'm stupid, but what happened here?
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>>683571527
i thought the exactly same thing
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I still don't understand why people post bananas and the orange cunt. You're already wasting your time being on 4chan but its like new levels of autism to spam the same unfunny image in every ylyl thread. I aint mad its just a bit perplexing. Someone explain this shit
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>>683571737
Aha!
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>>683571742
It's leet hacking on four channel bro
and they do it because they don't like ylyl threads
ylyl is filled with a lot of reposts so people think it is cancer
I think they should take on the traps and fluffy ponies first myself
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>>683567465
always seemed fine to me.
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>>683571742
>>when the meme so supreme
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>>683563802
LOST. IT BEGGINS
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>>683566499
Sometimes I wish I was Russian so I could say I have sucha badass president.
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This triggered the fuck out of the blacks.
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>>683572458
>/b/ burned as I watched these faggots tear each other apart
Kek
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>>683572572
Sick bastard.
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>>683566499
Tywin?
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>>683563843
i lost
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>>683571641
nerve gas
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>>683568838
Never underestimate the importance of mobility in a fight!
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>>683565756
>mfw I'm like Anton
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>>683569760
>tfw you are about to ascend to a higher being but you still got a weak body
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>>683572991

oh for the love of God.

plz
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>>683562312
Is that pussy dead?
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>>683563845
Fuck. Saved
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>>683572991
Lost so fucking hard
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>>683571511
It's corn on the cob, dumbass.
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>>683572991
Triggered
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>>683569760
Ad for a long cancelled TV show.
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>>683573688

Christ Almighty.
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>>683567325
Asmr activated
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>>683566710
When you've been standing all day a squat like that can really give a good stretch to the knee joints.
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>>683563845
Kek!
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>>683566343
Kurwa's iz polnish fgt
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>>683567945
Do it right, fag. That's a bootleg.
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>>683567541
holy shit you must smoke a lot
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>>683573390
lel
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>>683568475
Nice memeing, friendo! Two thumbs up for you!
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>>683569108
What was it?
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>>683567723
I watched this while this was playing...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn06W-iBfkQ
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>>683564074
im saving this fuck you
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>>683575016
June 7th, the year, questionable…

My name is Thomas Jesmond, and I am a Time Traveler, well not exactly, but you will understand later. You see, a pal and I have been jumping through many hoops to achieve this. Time isn’t exactly linear, it doesn’t follow a direct path. We are Travelers of Time, and this is our story.
June 7th, - Only Time will tell.

“Are you sure this will work?” Thomas asks, entering the cafe.
“No, not really, but we have to take a chance”, replied Jason. A cute waitress walks up, holding a cup of coffee. “What would you boys like this evening?” The waitress inquires.
“Coffee, black, two sugars.” Thomas said, not looking up.
“What about you?” She asks, looking at Jason.
“The same, but no sugar,” Jason informed.
“Coming right up!” She says, apparently excited for something this simplistic.
“Ergh, what do you think about this?” Thomas asks, holding a complicated blueprint.
“Hand it over so i can check it out,” Jason said.
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>>683575146
“Looks sexy.” Jason says, holding his cock, jerking off at this point, he cums in the coffee.
“Ah perfect, I needed some cream in my coffee!” Thomas says, sipping his coffee.
“Delicious, I really needed this, thank you.” Thomas kisses Jason full on the lips.
Grabbing Jason’s thickening cock, Thomas wraps the blueprint around his own throbbing member.
“Damn Jason, this sure is an interesting blueprint!” His mouth 6 inches down on Jason's dick.
“Ahh baby, that’s the stuff, faster!” Thomas goes faster, making Jason scream.
“9/11 was a lie told by bush!” Jason yells at the top of his lungs.
“Fuck! The holocaust never happened!” Jason screams in pleasure.
“Fuck! I wish the KKK was here! Right now!” Jason cums deep in Thomas’s throat.
“Jesus Christ I want to bite your dick off!” Thomas cums on the blueprint.

“AH dude! What the fuck?! You came on the blueprints!” Jason yells, his face livid.
“Psh, whatever, it’s not like you cared, you just want me because of my dick.” Thomas says, enraged by the lack of cum on the blueprints.
“I’m here bitches!” Adolf Hitler exclaims, playing with his winking butthole.
“You know you want this 3rd reich.” Adolf winks at Jason. “Yeah, but wait a bit, mein fuhrer.” Jason says, excited.
Thomas inserts an entire Nazi 3D printed swastika into his anus. “Adolf, did you bring my robes?” He says, questioning the fuhrer. “Well, duh! Of course I brought them!” Adolf says, noticeably angry. “Thank you.” Thomas says, putting on his new KKK uniform. “So, I heard that there’s this new form of super jew.” Thomas exclaims, his dick getting hard already.
“Really now?” Hitler asks, intrigued. “Yeah, they’re making Nigger-Jews, the most powerful of all Jews.” Jason said, a look of disgust on his face.
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>>683575175
“I need someone to urinate inside my neo-Nazi butthole.” Thomas says, removing the Swastika from his asshole. “I volunteer!” Jason yells, permanently removing his JNCO jeans.
“Oh baby, that’s what I’m talking about.” Thomas says, his butthole bleeding.
Jason inserts his entire throbbing cock into Thomas’s bunghole, no lube.
“I’m gonna piss now!” Jason yells, emptying his bladder into Thomas’s butthole.
“Ugh! That feels so good!” Thomas screams, full of euphoria, Thomas shits on Hitler's chest.
“I hope you stale motherfuckers didn’t forget your dark lord satan!” Lucifer says, his big red Phallus 20” long, and 7 inches in girth. “Bite the motherfucking pillow.” Satan points at Jason.
“I’m going in, no lube!” The dark lord says. Jason bites the pillow, blood gets pumped out of his urethra at amazing speed. “AHH SATAN YESS!!” Jason screams at the top of his lungs.

“Hey! I want some!” Thomas says, his dick throbbing. “IS THERE A PROBLEM FRIEND?
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?” Satan exclaims, in his most demonic, yet sexy voice.
“Don’t worry buddy, I got ya.” Adolf looks at Thomas, already pumping his firm anus full of semen.
Justin bieber enters the torture chamber. “Hey guys, I was ordered to be your guys’ fuckboi, right?” Justin shifts his eyes to Satan’s Monstrous, Meaty cock.
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>>683575200
“Yes.” Everyone exclaims, in unison. “Good, I’ll just let you guys fuck me then.” Justin says, mildly autistically. “YOU CAN START WITH YOUR DARK LORD!” Satan yells.
“Okay, give it to me, Satan.” Justin Bieber says, scared.
Our dark lord, Satan shoves his 20 inch, meaty, monstrous, space cock into Justin's throat, doubling in size. Justin coughs, Satan’s cock emerges in Justin’s ribcage. “OH SATAN YOU TASTE SO GOOD, I’M A VESSEL FOR SATAN!” Justin somehow says. Immediately, Satan cums inside Justin’s chest, killing Justin, on the spot.

“Good.” Everyone says in unison. “It’s all fun and games, till you get deep throated by a four inch ice rod.” Hitler says to Justin Bieber's dead body. THEN A MOTHERFUCKING PONY APPEARS AND SHITS ON EVERYBODY.
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>>683575082
Totally just did this!
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>>683564562
There's a vid of her in the hospital having her scalp taken care of so I think it's real
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>>683575239
im proud of you anon, how many loads did you manafe to pull out of your just below average sized cock?
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>>683571111

Checked
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https://youtu.be/2lKNhSU-YUA?t=99
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>>683575572
watch at 1:40
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>>683571641
Nerve gas
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>>683564720
this is what happens when an idiot is trying to save a gif
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>>683563802
kekd
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