How long on those dubs?

2 minutes chef

Dubs up! RUNNER!

Right now chef

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Hot dubs in the window

dubs up

Dropping them now, going to be a couple minutes. How many dubs we need all day?

I got your dubs ride here boss

7 minutes

almost done, give it about 4 posts

>>683559998
OFF BY 1 FUCK

*takes smoke break*

>>683560054
and again fuck you

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Come on guys i need those dubs yesterday

>>683559782
all day on order ive got 6 dubs and 1 trip

>>683560077
checked

>>683560077
RUNNER!

>>683560077
get the fuck back here witht those dubs!

>>683560214
Sorry sir I thought I had more time!

>>683560077
9 minutes

>>683560186
dubs got 86'd kek

working. you need on the fly?

>>683560077
>>683560400
Still need 4 more dubs and 1 trip lets get on it

>>683560400
I want it in 3

>>683560540
but why

CAN I GET A FUCKIN LINE SWEEP!!?

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Can i get another dubs on the fly?

>>683560615
see>>683560161

>>683560615
Because that's how you get paid now move it

>>683560161
6 dubs 1 trip heard

>>683560755
Checked chef!

>>683560736
damn son.

RUNNING ON DUBS JEFF

>>683560755
are you kidding my these dubs are fucking RAW

>>683558912
Quancer thread is quancer.

>>683560989
You just can't handle these dubs

>>683560900
Those are my dubs! My tables been waiting for 30 minutes!

>>683561358
Sorry for the confusion sir I'll get your dubs right away!

DUBS. HEARD!

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These dubs arent up to code, im gonna have to shut you down

>>683561505
Why the fuck are you calling me sir? I'm a server here, are you the new line cook? whatever I don't care just get out of my way. Oh and I'm still waiting for that dub recook on table 5!

coming right up, nigger.

86 trips guys. let the servers know

Who on the trips station? I need a time people!

9 flam motherfucking 9 dub flam ethnic

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For fucks sake, where the fuck is Tim?!

>>683562158
Are you fucking kidding me?? I need a manager to table 417!

Hurry,these dubs are a 30 minute pocket ticket.

>>683560143
Usless foh, gets what they need and still doesn't know it because nobody crossed off those dockets.

Get the fuck away from my pass until I summon you you fucking idiot

Table 44 wants to know if them dubs are gluton free.

Table 501 VIP 1 quad 1 dub and 1 risotto

should be done

>>683562758
No we can not do fucking gluten free dubs. CHRIST. DO YOU WANT AN EGGLESS OMELETTE TOO?

>>683562758
Chef: OH FUCKOFF tell them nothing here is gulten free!

Manager: heh just tell them yes thats a made up fucking allergy anyway

5 minutes till close and we have a table of dubs walking in.

>>683562955
chekd

>>683562986
make sure you apply the $3 upcharge anyway

>>683560986
Here you are sir sorry about the mess up I think the chef thought you ordered the 5 dubs tartare
>>683562955

>>683561990
ALRIGHT BOYS YOU HEARD THE MAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!

>>683562791
heard 1 quad 1 dub 1 risotto VIP

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they're ready

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BAM DUBSTOWN

I need those dubs out first,so maybe that fucking baby will stop crying.

>>683563366
>>683563433
RUNNERS!!

>>683563366
>checked

0 sec

>>683563318
I 86'd quads. Wtf guys
>>683563433
So run them you useless twat

>>683563366
two dubs dying in the window

>>683563586
There's fucking oil on the plate, I'm not running it until you clean it you goddamn shoemaker

hi guys, it's my first day here

i just graduated culinary school and i'm excited to be working in a real kitchen! just curious, when do i get to take my lunch break?

>>683562158
I thought you 86'd trips??
>>683563536

CHEF WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I GOT CHEFS TABLE WAITING!

>>683563777
TRIP RUNNER

I need a refire,these dubs are overcooked.

>>683563777
Whenever the fuck you want kid, good work

Gimme a minute. Gotta dub up these dubs so they're extra dubbly.

>>683563777
Thank god youre here

How many dubs we need all day?

>>683563777
Who the fuck do you think you are Gordan Ramsey!

>>683563872
Almost there, hold these for a sec.

>>683563796
Fucking look at the whiteboard. CAN YOU READ? IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT THERE!

>>683563777
Son, with speed like that, you'll be living on lunch break
>>683563833
About time
>>683563866
You can take a smoko
>>683563944
And you're finally doing your shit too. Wow.

>>683563777
holy shit idk where you found those trips but you're a lifesaver fuck take your break right now

Dubs in the oven, taking a smoke break

>>683563833
>>683563866
>>683563944

The dubs are burning!

>>683564032
>Fucking look at the whiteboard. CAN YOU READ? IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT THERE!
Yes chef. I will next time chef. Sorry chef.

>>683563944
>>683563866
>>683563833
>>683563777
>>683563433
good work getting us through that rush guys.

>>683564278
Ayy no problem boss

Chef I can't do the risotto and dubs at the same time

Who the fuck was smoking dubs in the walk-in?

>>683564010
I just need a dash of peppercorn, a shred of bale, maybe some spoderman....

>>683564032
Thank the gods its been like 20 min since my last one

>>683564471
I think I burned it...

>>683564471
Mate, you get them dubs up before I kick you outta my kitchen. You've got 2 minutes, the rest of the table was sent already.

good dinner rush guys

when you get back from your smokes, we need to start prepping for tomorrow's brunch

>>683564415
Somebody fucking help Jeff out on the risotto!

>>683564711
On it! Jeff's got heart, he's just gotta get the rhythm.

am I late?

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>>683564711
Here you are chef sorry for the wait

>>683558912
coming right up

>>683564896
No you're fired

>>683564896
You're fucking fired, that's what you are. Get. Out.

>>683564928
it says NO MUSHROOMS

god damnit

>>683564836
Man fuck Jeff,he told the owner I was smoking dubs in the walk-in.

>>683565065
I don't give a shit. Get the food up. You can suck each other off later.

Got an app order of dubs walking in

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Chef I need another 5 minutes on the dubs

>>683558912
Right away sir!

>>683565266
So run it already.

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>>683564415
FUCK YOU JEFF. If I fucking jump on your station to save your ass the least you could do is tell me it's no mushroom.

>>683565032
Sorry chef here's the refire.

>>683565195
Ill fucking cut you!

>>683565307
Looks sloppy. Replate it.

>>683565307
kekd. this thread makes me feel like im still at work

>>683565266
we can't do dubs as an app unless the want to pay the entree price.

>>683565287
i needed those dubs yesterday

do you need me to start working your station?

>>683565409
You suck that much at work?

>>683563777
When you make dubs not trips you dingus

>>683565420
its cool i already took care of it. theyre my regulars

>>683565496
We had an order of trips. If you can't listen, ask the expo to repeat it, don't fuck my service.

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>>683565376
YES CHEF. I will do better next time chef. sorry chef.

>>683565488
nope, its my meth head coworkers who suck

>>683565488
get back to the front, leslie

guests aren't going to seat themselves

>>683565409
luckily you're just dining at the chefs table tonight, everything come out alright so far?

>>683565577
Beautiful. I want them all like that.

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Too many dubs

>>683565499
What does that mean? You know never mind just make sure Adam doesn't see this.

>>683565685
I love it when the fng thinks he's top shit.

>>683565577
Chef,ha!
I heard his last job was at Wendys making 8.57.
That nigger aint a real chef.

>>683565577
*bangs pan on burner*

WHO ADDED PINE NUTS TO 53'S RISOTTO NO MUSHROOM?

Coming right up!

>>683565727
THANK YOU CHEF!

Comin right up

>>683565824
Docket sans sub mushrooms for pine nuts. Goddamnit, don't fucking question me.

>>683565824
That was Jeff chef.

First cut! Later faglords

>>683566050
fuuuuuckk yooooou i have to close

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>>683566039
I'm sorry guys I'm just trying to brown these onions

>>683565823
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT OF MY KITCHEN and learn some respect! YOU'RE FIRED!

the premiere of the new play at the theater across the street just got out

we have 22 open menus right now

is jeff still smoking?

Boss the dishpit is flooding

>>683566239
dude i think jeff walked out

Coming hot right now chef! How the fuck are these dubs ready before the chef salad???!!! How the fuck is Manuel in the weeds in the salad station? Will you please ban cell phones on the line.

>>683566158
I worked a double today and I open tomorrow!

>>683566332
I'm just prepping bernaise sauce guys

>>683566417
I work 6 doubles a week, and the kitchen goes to shit on my day off. Get over it.
>>683566447
That's what you call it? I call it shit. Do it better.

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>>683566308
god dammit

>>683566447
>>683566181
you're browning onions for a bearnaise?? WTF someone show Jeff what the fuck he's SUPPOSED to be doing!

I'm gonna need those gluten free, otherwise I'll have the shits for 3 weeks.

>>683566648
k

>>683566561
Fuck I need a skillet, guys we have no clean skillets

>>683566561
where is juan?

jeff, stop prepping bernaise sauce and get in the dish pit for now

They're coming but the hollandaise broke. Can you talk to the day crew? They can't even clarify butter.

>>683566648
Yes sir of course sir.

HEY GUYS WE GOT ANOTHER "GLOOOTEN FREE" FAGGOTT!

>>683566221
Fuck off!I quit!!!
Whos with me guys?
Guys?
Come on guys,we talked about this guys.

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>>683566689
fucking wash it you double nigger

>>683566756
Yeah I know remind me at the end of the night.

What kind of idiot orders dubs well done? The fucker can wait, 2 mins tops.

>>683566648
I cant have gluten,it hurts my tummy

>>683566756
So fix it.
In fact, you're on tomorrow morning, you can teach them yourelf.

>>683566782
*crickets*

Guys we need 3 dubs all day!

>>683566782
I got another DUI on the way in here, and this is the only place I can walk to. No can do

>>683566949
3 dubs heard

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>>683566770
>tfw when you actually have celiec and are more sensitve to gluten than a person with a peanut allergy is to peanuts.

>>683567029
sorry for celiacs

but efff the mods for that shit. eat what you can off a dish and stop moding the fuck out of our plates

firing entres up chef

>>683566945
Could you please fix the schedule? I'm sic of this 3 closing shifts followed by 3 opening shifts. If I'm so important, why do I still make less than Janet who calls off every week. Fuck this place!

Here's your fucking dubs.

>>683567029
>>683566770
>>683562986
server: HEY GUYS WE GOT ANOTHER "PEEENUT FREE" FAGGOTT!

Chef: OH FUCKOFF tell them nothing here is peanut free!

Manager: heh just tell them yes thats a made up fucking allergy anyway

>>683567241
You call that dubs? This is why you make less than Janet. At least pastry isn't going to shit.

>>683558912
*yells* i need a pepper crusted filet mignion, hassle back potatoes, and a fresh steamed vegie mix. this order is 20 minutes over due the table is getting pissy

>>683567241
THESE AREN'T EVEN DUBS! I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!

>>683567006
you got a time on that? COMMUNICATE PEOPLE!

>>683567241
you cant even get dubs, you arent gonna get a fucking raise.

WE GOT AN ORDER FOR TRIPS

>>683567447
you were so close

Here youhaveDUBS

>>683567388
You have your dubs, what's your problem?

i have some leftover trips if you're interested

Is this where the bathroom is?

DUUUUUUUUUBS

hungry for dubs now

>>683567533
That's dubs. Trips is the number after 2, before 4.

>>683567533
Shiet

*looks out into parking lot*
Is that the anon that just walked out getting a rifle from his car trunk?

>>683567599
looks like we both got some dubs

>>683567388
Hey sorry about that let me get you and you're beautiful guest a couple of glasses of wine on the house and we'll get that fixed for you.

FUCKING IDIOT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DUBS LOOK LIKE! Hey chef can you plate this and keep it warm for a minute then send it back to 312

>>683567661
so close

>>683567661
Trips aren't on my section. I'm running the pass and still doing the job of half this goddamn kitchen

>>683567641
I think so, I'm outta here

quads anyone?

>>683567818
86'd a goddamn hour ago. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT THERE

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>>683567519
>>683567388
Sorry sir that server is brand new and doesn't know what the menu looks like yet. like I said you're dubs will be right out. Here's that wine. It's a beautiful rich blend with hints of blackberry and peach. It's one of my favorites I recommend to all my closest friends.

>>683567563
It's up by the host stand to the left ma'am. Would you like me to show you?

I just started the grill on fire.

>>683567641
SMOKE BREAK CHEF

>>683567955
Christ, we had the meeting before service. Were that not there? Goddamnit.

Just take those dubs over to that table, I'll sort that server out later.

>>683568110
We have that meeting every week. It's fucking serving 101. God sometimes this job feels more like babysitting than running a restaurant.

>>683568259
Well apparently we need to have it more often, or you could try *training your goddamn servers*

Could you shorten the computer output to just "dubs"? "Consecutive numbers of the same value at the end of the post number" is just eating up fucking paper. Gone through 2 spools tonight and going to need a third. I'd get them, but you keep them in the office now and I don't have a key. We have 100s of pounds of salmon and ribyeyes that I have complete access to, but you're afraid of us stealing paper and ink ribbons?

I'm the health inspector where is the manager?

Were closed guys, start cleaning er up so we can get the fuck outta here

>>683568315
Don't look at me, I would if I could get the fucking owner to approve some god damn training pay!

>>683568394
He's up at the bar I believe let me introduce you to the bartender.

>>683558912
Since we hit a record night tonite, can we get some brews to close with?

>>683568317
unless you want to inventory the paper and ink only the managers will have access to them.

>>683568110
Cringe...

>>683568616
only if they're on you, you can drink them while you're moppin' up the line.

>>683558912
Make /b/ Great Again.

>>683566891

This shit is too close to work. fuck this and fuck all of you.

Hi, my name is Any Mouse, can I speak to the manager please? I'm going to culinary school this fall and would like to inquire about working in a kitchen as a summer job before I leave.

>>683568437
fucking finally! watch out guys I'm already starting to pour about 500 gallons of soap and bleach water all over the god damn place. huh that's weird I never warn anybody about doing that on any other night.

>>683568869
You are obviously a culinary genius to come in asking about a job at dinner rush.

>>683568919
Probably because you never do shit on any other night.

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>>683568437
Hey guys I know you did last call already, but I just seated one last table and took their orders!
Like seriously they only want a couple steaks
Well done, tee hee!

>>683568869
Yeah I'm the head chef. We need someone to come in once a week and dig out the firepit, empty the friers, and clean out the dishwasher trap. We can't pay but it's great experience.

>>683569070
I didn't realize it was a rush, I tried to pop in right before you guys closed...

>>683569087
you're lucky i don't kill you where you stand.

>>683569191
>>683569070
ignore him that's just Jeff he's had a rough night

>>683569236
>>683569087
If you won't then let me at her!

Fuck, just got a 10 top at 5 min to close. Don't these idiots have anything better to do? Fucking Canadians (code word for niggas) too. Sure they will tip well.

>what's the difference between niggas and canoes?
>canoes tip

>>683569141
You know, I'm kinda tight on cash at the moment and really need something more than just experience. Are you sure there's nothing else I can do around here?

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>>683569383
Tight on cash you say? Well maybe we could work something out...

I'm returning my dish, it isn't dubz

>>683569744
What do you think you're holding, dipshit?

They are ready fam

>>683570241
ORDER UP NOGGERS

>>683569668
I mean, I am a young impressionable girl trying to pay her way through college...

delivery!

>>683570344
checked

ready now chef

>>683570317
Yeah I think we could work something out... I'd have to pay you under the table of course. Why don't you come back to the walk-in and we'll talk about the details

FOKIN DUBS NOW U DONKEY

>>683558912
I'm in the shit chef, eta 4 minutes on those dubs.

>>683569087
Tell them we're running a special sausage in our bakers tonight.