How long on those dubs?
Can i get another dubs on the fly?
These dubs arent up to code, im gonna have to shut you down
Why the fuck are you calling me sir? I'm a server here, are you the new line cook? whatever I don't care just get out of my way. Oh and I'm still waiting for that dub recook on table 5!
Fucking look at the whiteboard. CAN YOU READ? IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT THERE!
Son, with speed like that, you'll be living on lunch break
You can take a smoko
And you're finally doing your shit too. Wow.
FUCK YOU JEFF. If I fucking jump on your station to save your ass the least you could do is tell me it's no mushroom.
Sorry chef here's the refire.
YES CHEF. I will do better next time chef. sorry chef.
I'm sorry guys I'm just trying to brown these onions
Coming hot right now chef! How the fuck are these dubs ready before the chef salad???!!! How the fuck is Manuel in the weeds in the salad station? Will you please ban cell phones on the line.
>tfw when you actually have celiec and are more sensitve to gluten than a person with a peanut allergy is to peanuts.
Could you please fix the schedule? I'm sic of this 3 closing shifts followed by 3 opening shifts. If I'm so important, why do I still make less than Janet who calls off every week. Fuck this place!
Here's your fucking dubs.
server: HEY GUYS WE GOT ANOTHER "PEEENUT FREE" FAGGOTT!
Chef: OH FUCKOFF tell them nothing here is peanut free!
Manager: heh just tell them yes thats a made up fucking allergy anyway
Hey sorry about that let me get you and you're beautiful guest a couple of glasses of wine on the house and we'll get that fixed for you.
FUCKING IDIOT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DUBS LOOK LIKE! Hey chef can you plate this and keep it warm for a minute then send it back to 312
Sorry sir that server is brand new and doesn't know what the menu looks like yet. like I said you're dubs will be right out. Here's that wine. It's a beautiful rich blend with hints of blackberry and peach. It's one of my favorites I recommend to all my closest friends.
Could you shorten the computer output to just "dubs"? "Consecutive numbers of the same value at the end of the post number" is just eating up fucking paper. Gone through 2 spools tonight and going to need a third. I'd get them, but you keep them in the office now and I don't have a key. We have 100s of pounds of salmon and ribyeyes that I have complete access to, but you're afraid of us stealing paper and ink ribbons?
fucking finally! watch out guys I'm already starting to pour about 500 gallons of soap and bleach water all over the god damn place. huh that's weird I never warn anybody about doing that on any other night.
Hey guys I know you did last call already, but I just seated one last table and took their orders!
Like seriously they only want a couple steaks
Well done, tee hee!
Yeah I'm the head chef. We need someone to come in once a week and dig out the firepit, empty the friers, and clean out the dishwasher trap. We can't pay but it's great experience.
Fuck, just got a 10 top at 5 min to close. Don't these idiots have anything better to do? Fucking Canadians (code word for niggas) too. Sure they will tip well.
>what's the difference between niggas and canoes?
Tight on cash you say? Well maybe we could work something out...